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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
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{{w|Sex positions}} are positions that two people can have {{w|sexual intercourse}} in. Many of them are named, although only one generally accepted position is named after a number: the {{w|69 (sex position)|69}}. | {{w|Sex positions}} are positions that two people can have {{w|sexual intercourse}} in. Many of them are named, although only one generally accepted position is named after a number: the {{w|69 (sex position)|69}}. | ||
− | [[Cueball]] and [[Megan]] try to approximate the shapes of | + | In this comic, [[Cueball]] and [[Megan]] try to approximate the shapes of numbers that they are given as sex positions. They start with the classic 69, then represent the number 99 as standing sex and the number 71 as sex over a table. They are then given ever more difficult numbers to attempt before finally giving up and leaving at ln(2π). This interpretation of the comic suggests breaking the {{w|Fourth_wall|Fourth wall}}. |
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
− | + | :XKCD presents a guide to numerical sex positions: | |
− | :XKCD | + | :69 |
− | + | :[Traditional sixty-nine position, mutual oral sex.] | |
− | : | + | :99 |
− | + | :[A standing doggy-style position.] | |
− | + | :71 | |
− | :[ | + | :[Megan is bent over a table.] |
− | + | :34 | |
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− | :[Megan is bent over a table | ||
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:Cueball: Uh. | :Cueball: Uh. | ||
− | + | :[Cueball and Megan look confusedly at each other.] | |
− | : | + | :8^(1/2) |
− | :[Cueball and Megan are staring at each other.] | + | :Guys? |
− | + | :[Cueball and Megan are staring blankly at each other.] | |
− | + | :ln(2π) | |
− | + | :Aww, c'mon... | |
− | + | :[Megan begins walking away.] | |
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{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
− | + | [[Category:Sex]] | |
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | ||
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | ||
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[[Category:Math]] | [[Category:Math]] |