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Burn Acktroonus. Kill Acktroonus. Lynch Acktroonus. Obliterate Acktroonus. Stab Acktroonus. Shoot Acktroonus. Behead Acktroonus. Crush Acktroonus in a hydraulic press. Defecate on Acktroonus. Beat Acktroonus. Boil Acktroonus alive. Whip Acktroonus. Gas Acktroonus. Blast Acktroonus with civil war cannons. Torture Acktroonus. Rape Acktroonus. Drown Acktroonus. Sneeze on Acktroonus and give him the Corona Virus. Feed Acktroonus to the sharks. Combust Acktroonus. Twist Acktroonus' heads off. Eviscerate Acktroonus. Poison Acktroonus. Throw Acktroonus down wells. Rip Acktroonus apart between two Trucks. Incinerate Acktroonus. Hang Acktroonus by his neck. Shit on Acktroonus' Grave. Commit War Crimes against Acktroonus. Bury Acktroonus Alive. Cut Acktroonus' Dick off. Throw Acktroonus off Roofs. Terrorize Acktroonus. Send Acktroonus to the Moon. Abort Acktroonus. Explode Acktroonus. Run over Acktroonus with a Semi Truck. Sell Acktroonus on the Black Market. Bash Acktroonus' Skull In. Drop Napalm on Acktroonus. Send Acktroonus to Auschwitz. Put Acktroonus in a Cryogenic Freezer. Steal drugs from Acktroonus. Cut Acktroonus' Urethra out and hang him with it. Fire AK-47's at Acktroonus. Vaporize Acktroonus. Slice Acktroonus with katanas. Take Acktroonus' Welfare Away. Hang Acktroonus on a Cross. Throw rocks at Acktroonus. Enslave Acktroonus. Convey death to Acktroonus. Chop Acktroonus in half. Sell Acktroonus. Betray Acktroonus. Slay Acktroonus. Nuke Acktroonus.