744: Walkthrough
| Walkthrough |
 Title text: There's nothing hotter than porn dubbed over with a poorly-mic'd teenager's voice explaining each step in a droning monotone. 'okay, we're almost at the spawn point ... separate the labia, but watch out, there are more inside them ... |
Explanation
Walkthrough videos are recorded explanations of how to accomplish a certain task, usually beat a particular videogame. Speed-runs are walkthrough videos showing the fastest way to finish the game. The man is implying that, because of following the speed-run video, intercourse didn't last enough.
Transcript
- [Cueball sits at a computer. His friend enters the room.]
- Cueball: How did the date go?
- Friend: I wanted to be prepared, so I looked up a sex walkthrough video.
- [The two men sit silently contemplating the words of the previous moment.]
- Cueball: ...and?
- Friend: It turns out it was a speed run.
- Cueball: Ouch.
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Or it refers to physical speed instead of temporal quickness, in which case his date is "walking" around with severe bruising to her... soft areas. 108.162.250.223 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
I took it mean that in a real date, there is a lot of seduction and foreplay slowly transitioning (if one is lucky) into sex. The walkthrough video, presumably skipped those activities and went straight to business. Consequently, relative to how the guy was expected to behave on his date, the video was a 'run;' undoubtably, to the chagrin of his date. Mountain Hikes (talk) 22:02, 22 December 2015 (UTC)
