Title text: 'How about a little ... *family growth*?' 'Dude, that's not until round two.'
This comic is a take on the common plots of pornographic movies. Hot sausage is a euphemism for penis, and the motif of a plumber is also common in porn. As in most xkcd comics, the plot is subverted and the characters end up playing Agricola (board game).
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- [Pizza guy enters through door; maid is dusting.]
- Pizza Guy: Pizza delivery! Did someone order a hot sausag--
- Maid: Mon dieu! Monsieur is home early--
- Both: Wait, who are you?
- Pizza guy: Wait, this is the Jones', right? Their daughter was supposed to be having a party!
- Maid: No, I thought Mr. Jones was coming home early.
- [Pizza guy is off-panel left as plumber enters f..rom the right.]
- Pizza guy: But I thought--
- Plumber: Howdy, Mrs. Jones. I hear you need some plumbi--
- Plumber: Who are you?i
- [The pizza guy looks in a cabinet; the others are off-panel right.]
- Maid: Sorry, big mixup.
- Pizza guy: Hey, check out out--the Joneses have Agricola!
- Plumber: I love that game!
- [Mr. Jones and Miss Jones arrive home. Pizza guy, maid, and plumber are sitting on the floor playing Agricola.]
- Mr. Jones: What in the name of ...
- Pizza guy: Dammit, I wanted that grain.
- Maid: Hush, you have starting player.