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In Rio de Janeiro in 2016, the same jump will get an athlete 0.25% higher (>1cm) than in London four years prior.
Title text: In Rio de Janeiro in 2016, the same jump will get an athlete 0.25% higher (>1cm) than in London four years prior.

[edit] Explanation

Here's the xkcd comic that is cited in the first frame. That comic is a discussion between centrifugal force and centripetal force.

And obviously in this comic, the angry pole vaulters are able to pole vault up to Cueball's balcony to "get" him.

[edit] Transcript

Cueball: Did you know that because of centrifugal* force and the shape of the Earth, "gravity" can vary by nearly half a percent between major cities?
  • Yes, centrifugal. xkcd.com/123
Cueball: That's not a lot, but it could affect, say, pole vaulting. In a 5m jump, it could make a difference of 2cm.
Megan: Huh, interesting.
Cueball: I'm going to write an article reevaluating vaulting records to take this into account.
Three days later:
Megan: Good job. There's an angry mob of athletes outside.
[He looks off the balcony. The mob of athletes is out of frame.]
Athlete: That record was mine!
Athlete: How dare you cast doubt on our honor?
Athlete: Have you no respect?!
Athlete: Make him pay!
Cueball: Hey, the math doesn't lie. Suck it, jocks.
Megan: Dude, don't provoke them.
Cueball: Whatever. The building's locked. Let 'em vent for a--
crash
Off-panel Athlete: GET HIM!
Cueball: Crap!
Cueball: How did the pole vaulters get up to our balcony?
Megan: ...
[Beat frame]
Megan: That might be the stupidest question I've ever heard.
Cueball: Right.
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Discussion

What a coincidence that he just happened to piss off the one group of athletes that was capable of reaching and meting out retribution on him. Davidy²²[talk] 07:12, 17 April 2013 (UTC)
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