Editing 853: Consecutive Vowels
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After running some analysis on a database, [[Cueball]] shows [[Megan]] a chart depicting the relationship between sexual arousal and consecutive vowels, showing that a high amount of consecutive vowels is linked to higher sexual arousal. At first, it could be theorised to be due to drawn out moans or screams during lovemaking and orgasm (Ooooh! Yeeeees!). | After running some analysis on a database, [[Cueball]] shows [[Megan]] a chart depicting the relationship between sexual arousal and consecutive vowels, showing that a high amount of consecutive vowels is linked to higher sexual arousal. At first, it could be theorised to be due to drawn out moans or screams during lovemaking and orgasm (Ooooh! Yeeeees!). | ||
− | Megan says she doesn't get it, but Cueball interrupts her with "queueing", a word with 5 consecutive vowels. This | + | Megan says she doesn't get it, but Cueball interrupts her with "queueing", a word with 5 consecutive vowels. This immediately arouses Megan, who grabs Cueball and shouts "FUCK ME NOW." It turns out that the consecutive vowels themselves appear to cause arousal, rather than arousal causing the use of consecutive vowels. |
− | The title text shows that Cueball is fearful that there may be a voyeur peeking at them, but as "voyeur" has | + | The title text shows that Cueball is fearful that there may be a voyeur peeking at them, but as "voyeur" has 5 consecutive vowels because "y" is a vowel in this case, Cueball gets turned on as well. |
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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:Cueball: I was running a factor analysis on this huge database, and check out what it found: | :Cueball: I was running a factor analysis on this huge database, and check out what it found: | ||
+ | :[Cueball holds up the chart.] | ||
− | :[ | + | :[A graph plotting "sexual arousal" against "consecutive vowels." The trendline is a smooth exponential curve.] |
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:Megan: Huh? This chart makes no sense. What- | :Megan: Huh? This chart makes no sense. What- | ||
:Cueball: "Queueing" | :Cueball: "Queueing" | ||
− | :[ | + | :[Megan grabs Cueball.] |
:Megan: ''FUCK ME NOW.'' | :Megan: ''FUCK ME NOW.'' | ||
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | ||
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | ||
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Charts]] |
[[Category:Language]] | [[Category:Language]] | ||
[[Category:Sex]] | [[Category:Sex]] |