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Hertzsprung-Russell Diagram
The Hertzsprung-Russell diagram is located in its own lower right corner, unless you're viewing it on an unusually big screen.
Title text: The Hertzsprung-Russell diagram is located in its own lower right corner, unless you're viewing it on an unusually big screen.

Explanation

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The Hertzsprung–Russell diagram is a scatterplot showing absolute luminosities of stars against its effective temperature or color. It's generally used to understand a star's age.

The axes are labeled in Kelvin (degrees Celsius above absolute zero) for effective temperature and, in a unlike many Hertzsprung–Russell diagrams, Watts for luminosity. While most Hertzsprung–Russell diagrams are labelled in units of solar luminosity or absolute magnitude, all three are perfectly valid measures of luminosity, which refers to the total power emitted by the star (or other body). Effective temperature refers to temperature of a blackbody with the same surface area and luminosity. This is meant to provide an estimate of the surface temperature of the object.

Regular Hertzsprung–Russell diagrams cover ranges of about 1,000K to 30,000K, and what is labeled on this diagram as 1021 to 1033 watts—i.e. the upper-left corner. Extended diagrams increase the luminosity range only to include the "Brown Dwarfs". This diagram has been extended to much lower magnitudes on both axes. The joke comes from the absurdity of a diagram meant for stars including much smaller objects, such as planets ... and astronomers.

Though not included in the diagram, the title text notes that the screen displaying the diagram would probably be plotted somewhere in the lower right corner due to its (relatively) low brightness and heat output. Bigger screens have a higher power output (in terms of luminosity) and are thus positioned further towards the diagram's top corner. An "unusually big screen" would have to be something like a JumboTron for its luminosity to put it outside of the lower right corner.

Table

Item Effective Temperature Luminosity Explanation / Comments
Betelgeuse 3200 K 1.6 * 1031 W
Vega 10,000 K 1.8 * 1028 W
Sun 5800 K 3.6 * 1026 W
Proxima Centauri 2700 K 2.0 * 1023 W
HD 189733b 2100 K 4.8 * 1021 W
Interior of a hydrogen bomb during detonation ~108 K ~1020 W
Jupiter 285 K 1.2 * 1018 W
Venus 330 K 5.0 * 1017 W It appears that this might have been misplaced on the temperature axis, being far too closely placed to France and to Earth. In fact Venus is at 735K where Earth has a mean of 287K.
Earth 300 K 3.0 * 1017 W
Mars 255 2.0 * 1016 W
Moon 300 K 1.2 * 1016 W
Nuclear Fireball 8000 K 2.0 * 1014 W
France 300 K 2.0 * 1014 W This is part of Earth (and more precisely a part of Europe), the same temperature as Earth, but less luminous in proportion to its surface area. Including this may be a joke referencing the two possible meanings of ‘Europa’ (see the next entry).
Europa 90 K 3.5 * 1014 W While this term could refer to Europe (a part of Earth, of which France (the previous entry) is a further part), the temperature and luminosity are both too small for that, so it must refer to the moon of Jupiter instead.
Lightning Bolt 30,000 K 30 GW
Ivanpah Solar Plant Salt Tank 1200 K 1.2 GW
Medium-sized Lava Lake 800 K 32 MW
Cruise Ship 325 K 30 MW
Campfire 870 K 7.0 kW
Blue Whale 280 K 78 kW Must be average surface temperature as whales are warm-blooded @ ~100F/37C internally, interestingly this may be the only entry where a significant amount of power produced is conducted away rather than radiated. Also the power seems high compared to what I can find
Arc Lamp 65,000 K 150 W
Lightbulb 4800 K 75 W The temperature value here refers to colour temperature, which for an incandescent bulb is the same as the filament temperature.
LED Bulb 5800 K 8 W The temperature value here refers to colour temperature, not physical temperature.
Astronomer 310 K 100 W The body temperature of a human (astronomer or otherwise) is about 310K (37°C)

Transcript

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[A scatter plot is shown, with the x-axis labeled Effective Temperature (in degrees Kelvin, and the y-axis Luminosity (watts).]



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