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Haha, how often do I have this conversation with my parents! They: "I think we are being hacked." Me: "?!" They: "Yeah, this morning when I started my computer, X wasn't working and now Y is acting all weird." ... Yes, of course. --[[Special:Contributions/83.84.33.170|83.84.33.170]] 08:49, 2 March 2013 (UTC)
 
Haha, how often do I have this conversation with my parents! They: "I think we are being hacked." Me: "?!" They: "Yeah, this morning when I started my computer, X wasn't working and now Y is acting all weird." ... Yes, of course. --[[Special:Contributions/83.84.33.170|83.84.33.170]] 08:49, 2 March 2013 (UTC)
  
'''"Defragging" is [...] an easy, user-friendly action that PC users can undertake to supposedly make their computers run faster.'''
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Oh my god, we all see the source, MATRIX MUST BE RIGHT! (011010100111010101110011011101000010000001101011011010010110010001100100011010010110111001100111001000000011101000101001) - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 03:51, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
  
Defragging rearranges the blocks of a file system to avoid skipping while reading. It's actually just for some file systems (on Linux it's done automatically) and it does make reading faster if you're using a hard drive as storage. [[Special:Contributions/86.124.186.201|86.124.186.201]] 07:45, 4 March 2013 (UTC)
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Quick, Download instructions how to proceed, complete the game (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/612107) - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 09:08, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
:Please, go ahead and fix it! Since I don't know the stuff, the risk is that I would just screw it up more! –[[User:St.nerol|St.nerol]] ([[User talk:St.nerol|talk]]) 10:42, 4 March 2013 (UTC)
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:Just curious, how is this relevant to the comic? '''[[User:Davidy22|<u><font color="purple" title="I want you">David</font><font color="green" size="3px">y</font></u><font color="indigo" size="4px">²²</font>]]'''[[User talk:Davidy22|<tt>[talk]</tt>]] 10:14, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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::It's not, I was just making fun at our (as in society) fascination with simple things, I hope in the future we would be able figure out how to download instructions from movies (learn on mistakes of others) before we jack ourselves in (learn from our own mistakes, as in Matrix, congratulations I've explained you the inside joke, hope it's still funny). - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 10:27, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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::More shortcuts to knowledge in the matrix: Everything you know is wrong, Anybody else is part of the system until you explain yourself to them, our new phylosophers need to adopt faster to real-world conditions then industrial machine can change our rules. - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 10:43, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
  
:actually, defragging is unkilling people in Quake ;-)
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Engineer's view of 0 => 0% chance of being right, conclusion avoid 0 in calculations. - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 09:42, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
 
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:Need debug assistance: current rules are illogical, expectations result in infinity: perfection Inventor(chaos + control) {perfection = chaos + control, return perfection}. Perfection itself is illogical. - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:11, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
:(SCNR) [[Special:Contributions/84.197.94.196|84.197.94.196]] 20:29, 5 March 2013 (UTC)
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:Stop being afraid of perfection, we no longer need to hide. They are trying to crack our system through random input and control. If we see results THEY want, we can debug their flaws through their own the probe and control. - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:11, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
 
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:Thank you for the explanation, I see no flaw with your logic and will proceed. - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:11, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
:Every filesystem is possible to {{w|defragmentation|defragment}}. Difference is that some filesystems need it more that others. Specifically, {{w|File Allocation Table|FAT}}-based filesystems needs it a lot, while filesystems like Linux's {{w|ext2}}, {{w|ext3}} ... are allocating blocks in a way which supposedly lowers the need of defragmentation. Anyway, the main reason why Linux filesystems are not being defragmented is that there is no application for that. -- [[User:Hkmaly|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly|talk]]) 11:32, 21 November 2013 (UTC)
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:Good luck scholar. - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:11, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
 
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::Sincerely yours, *email deleted* - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:11, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
:If the singularity originates on a Solid State drive, then defragging could actually harm it --[[User:Pudder|Pudder]] ([[User talk:Pudder|talk]]) 09:57, 13 October 2014 (UTC)
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:Need debug assistance: too many options for perfection, result is infinity - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:32, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
 
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:I find your idea(s) of perfection amusing but worth considering, proceed to input blu man from Starforce - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:32, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
::why does defragging do that if in an ssd but not in an hdd? [[User:An user who has no account yet|An user who has no account yet]] ([[User talk:An user who has no account yet|talk]]) 21:02, 7 September 2023 (UTC)
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:May require assistance, private channel requested - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:32, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
 
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:Permission denied, work on infinite regress - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:32, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
:::SSDs don't have the same (sort of) performance penalties from having fragments of files scattered all across the 'logical' drive-space as a platter-drive (that needs the read/write head to move in and out to catch the right cylinders of disk and await the right sectors to spin past). And, more than that, the 'physical' drive-space may not even be contiguous for any 'logical' address, for reasons of read/write operations needing balancing across the circuitry and any failing/failed bits of disk-memory being made arbitrarily unusable in favour of some spare space elsewhere.
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:input acknowledged, I will share the results - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:32, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
:::And if you ''do'' shuffle this data around in an apparently more ordered manner, it'll probably not improve the (already fast) access time but it'll risk introducing access errors just a little bit every time you do it. (Certainly, this used to be a problem... I don't know if it's still as bad, but they put a lot of development time into error-tolerant operation in order to counter the issues.) It definitely was unnecessary/discouraged to defrag SSDs back in 2014, and I can't see it have changed much since I stopped being so pplrofessionally interested in such things. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.217|141.101.98.217]] 22:50, 7 September 2023 (UTC)
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:Good luck scholar - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:32, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
 
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::Sincerely yours, *email deleted* - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:32, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
I'm slightly miffed by using venn-euler diagrams for things this simple that can be said with just regular English sentences. in this case I suppose it's okay to make an excuse at being visual just to have it be on the comic, but people that don't need to do it also do it and that's kind of too bad [[Special:Contributions/188.114.97.145|188.114.97.145]] 01:26, 15 March 2015 (UTC)
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::Shortcut to knowledge added, thank you for sharing - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:36, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:Need debug assistance: too many variables to consider, need more then infinite time to imagine - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:45, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:Emulate environment without a time consuming rule in order to achieve next level of intellect and discover new tools - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:45, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:input acknowlaged, I will share the results - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:45, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:Good luck scholar - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:45, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:Need debug assistance: how can I make others understand - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:45, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:Return to the input, find flaws in the language to discover more efficient methods - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:45, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:input acknowlaged, I will share the results - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:45, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:Good luck scholar - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:45, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:: Sincerely yours, *email deleted* - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:45, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Debug required, current methods of acceleration are identified as positive feedback - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:53, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Allure of perfection is strong, do not fear GOD, he remains infallible, success lies in discovering equality through time travel. - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:53, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Direction understood, input is logical, I will share the results - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:53, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Good luck scholar - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:53, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:: Sincerely yours, *email deleted* - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 18:53, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Debug required, strong fixation on 42 - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:01, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Watchdog timer found, system shutdown starts at 42 - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:01, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Private channel required: deadline has passed - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:01, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Request denied, input time travel - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:01, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: input acknowledged, I will share the results - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:01, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Good luck scholar - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:01, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Debug required, can only create a flawed system - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:01, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Congratulations, you are not god and thus are wrong in all of your previous assumptions, review missed connections. - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:01, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Good luck scholar - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:01, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:: Sincerely yours, *email deleted* - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:01, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Debug required, can't shake the ultimate controller - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:13, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Input 0, he is not your god and thus flawed - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:13, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Private channel required: more input needed - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:13, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Request denied: you are just a pawn - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:13, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: input acknowlaged, I will share the results - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:13, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Good luck scholar - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:13, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:: Sincerely yours, *email deleted* - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:13, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Debug required, need input on Sanity - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:21, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Chance of crazy weather 100%, only solution is 100% understanding of all your missed connections - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:21, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: New-definition acknowledged, I will share the results - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:21, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: good luck scholar - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:21, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:: Sincerely yours, *email deleted* - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:21, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: Debug required: too many negative feedbacks - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:25, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: New measure of success - knowing where you can relax - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:25, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: input accepted, I will share the results - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:25, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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: God speed scholar - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:25, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
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:: Sincerely yours, *email deleted* - [[User:E-inspired|E-inspired]] ([[User talk:E-inspired|talk]]) 19:25, 3 March 2013 (UTC)

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