User:Certified nqh

"I am not an artist" - Me

	This user is a user.

The final word

Here is your designated space for creating the illusion that you have the final word:

i am a cow. moo. someone, i guess^{(talk i guess|le edit list)} 16:16, 2 November 2023 (UTC) i think that you're awesome, nqh. i'm glad you and people like you exist.

Glad that's over with.

Me

I'm a high school junior taking chemistry 1, trig/precalc, english 11, world history, survey of ag, programming 3, and media communications.

CST (UTC-6) or CDT (UTC-5) is my time zone.

NQH stands for NotQuiteHadouken, which is what I changed it to after I got tired of people making jokes about my last username. NotQuiteHadouken is a Joel reference.

is my pfp in most places

is my pfp on github specifically

My playlist is at least 180 songs.

I don't like...

• Country songs

• TV

• You^[dubious]

• Myself

• Simon Cowell

• Turbulence

• Quantum mechanics

• The US

• The incentive to publish negative results

• How I must speak

• Things being hard

• Being a jack of all trades, but a master of none.^{[but a jack of all trades is better than a master of one]}

• Game theory

• People who say that they don't like people with no other context

My favorite...

• Browser is firefox.

• Thing from McDonalds is the McDouble.

• Thing from taco bell is Tacos Locos without sour cream.

• Thing from subway is footlong white bread toasted with turkey, bacon, provolone, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles.

• Soda is A&W cream soda.

• Mode of transportation is walking, second is cycling. This will change.

• Anime is JJBA.

The practical thing I am best at is coding. The impractical thing I am best at is sleeping.

I am 5'9". I think.

Cool things I own are...

• A weather radio that runs on a 9V battery

• Two rectangular prisms with 3D laser engravings in them of flowers

I have 4 computers, 2 of which I use regularly and the other 2 are broken in my closet.

I can read.

My brain

Languages I know are English (native), Spanish (pretty good), and toki pona.

Languages I have tried to learn at some point are Russian, German, and Japanese.

As far as I can remember, my IQ is 152 in the US system and 142 in the EU system.

Scripts I can read are Latin, Cyrillic, Hindu-Arabic numerals, katakana, hiragana, and some kanji.

I can read.

My code

I can code in C, C#, C++, yaml, lua, luau, python, brainfuck, and mindustry processor.

I mostly use C# along with YAML and FTL, though.

I do use luau at points (in life you have roblox).

Anything related to scripting is done on Windows 10 because I am a purist asshole.

My HTML magic happens on chromebook between the hours of 9 pm and 1 am.

I'm busy learning HTML, CSS, and JS. I'm best at CSS.

XKCD

I have no idea how I found out about xkcd.

I have read every comic.

Favorite character is Black Hat.

This site

I found out about explainxkcd because I googled something, this site popped up, and I wanted to look at it.

Here's my sandbox.

Sometimes I end up reading the latest comic here instead of on XKCD.

This is my style sheet on this.

This is the dark mode I came up with. It's pretty good.

I've made 1,191 changes to 133 pages and have a score of 198.

People who are pretty cool

someone, i guess, theusaf

John Conway, Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein

Matt Parker, Steve Mould, Mark Rober, Sebastian Lague, CodeParade, Tom Scott

Mark Z. Danielewski, Suzanne Collins

And you, for deciding to read my user page. :).

Did you know...

• Gradients are possible with spans?
• You can synthesise the flavor of chicken?
• Most HTML tags work in wikimedia sites?

log

23:30, 21 October 2023 (CDT): I just loaded in this page and the "I am not an artist" image decided to have some graphics glitch where the top half broke and I thought the world was ending for some reason.

18:17, 22 October 2023 (CDT): i own a flask

21:29, 22 October 2023 (CDT): i'm tired

22:43, 22 October 2023 (CDT): decided to go and press random and on like my 4th click it sent me to the latest comic. 0.5% lookin a

23:26, 22 October 2023 (CDT): common is more dull now

09:07, 23 October 2023 (CDT): miracle tablets of screw you

09:50, 23 October 2023 (CDT): i am the only one in my entire math class who manages to find errors in the answer key

21:49, 23 October 2023 (CDT): my best work happens when i use the github editor

09:31, 24 October 2023 (CDT): i own a musket for home defense. four ruffians break into my house "what the devil?" as i grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle. blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot, draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. i have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with G R A P E S H O T. TALLY HO LADS! The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

11:14, 24 October 2023 (CDT): [deleted]

22:05, 24 October 2023 (CDT): stood up in the shower and fainted

09:30, 26 October 2023 (CDT): womp womp

20:22, 26 October 2023 (CDT): i am tilted at the towers :godo:

09:52, 28 October 2023 (CDT): raiiiiin

11:40, 31 October 2023 (CDT): i put water in a hip flask to confuse the people around me

09:22, 1 November 2023 (CDT): i don't comprehend halloween

10:38, 2 November 2023 (CDT): my father once told me there would be incredibly annoying people in my life and that i must do nothing but tolerate them

10:43, 2 November 2023 (CDT): i'm going to be putting these in my current time zone now.