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| − | {{notice|More panels/text have been appearing on the comic constantly since its debut, so expanding this transcript is expected to be a constant work in progress.<br>We still have many storylines missing. Feel free to add more if you find them!}}<br> | + | {{incomplete transcript}} |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''':<br>
| + | |
| − | [Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>
| + | This is the transcript of [[1350: Lorenz]]. Here, we strive to capture as many storylines as possible, but this is expected to be a constant work in progress as new panels become available in the comic. |
| − | ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink])
| + | |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | + | ==How to edit== |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink])
| + | How to add a collapsible branch: |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
| + | <source> |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">So you're still refusing to use Facebook?
| + | (title text - click "show"!) |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | (text to be hidden/shown) |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Wanna build a snowman?
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | </source> |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | (title text - click "show"!) |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">You know. Your car's on fire.
| + | (text to be hidden/shown) |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | A vertical line signifies a tree of multiple available options. |
| − | </div>
| + | <source> |
| − | </div>
| + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1)
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]<br>
| + | A) Yes!<br> |
| − | '''Hairy''':
| + | B) No!<br> |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | C) Maybe! |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">There's something weird out on the lawn.
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hat Guy''':
| + | </source> |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.
| + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Guy and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | '''Hairy''':
| + | A) Yes!<br> |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | B) No!<br> |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">OK, two weird things.
| + | C) Maybe! |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I count three.
| + | Hints and warnings:<br> |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | This system is designed to be very easy to read, but when editing the code it may be hard to find the right panels amidst a sea of different storylines. Make extensive use of Ctrl+F and the Preview function. If you have a lot of text to add, save it somewhere else in case of edit conflicts. Occasionally the same line of text is found more than once in different places; make sure you are editing the right one. |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Why is there a gap here?
| + | ==Transcript== |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': [Typing on the laptop and thinking.] ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink]) |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Who tiled the moat?
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink]) |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I can see a creeper down there.
| + | '''Hairy''': |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''': Damn Griefers.
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | So you're still refusing to use Facebook? |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Is this 1-1 from Mario?
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy pass by a tree.]<br>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | '''Hairy''':
| + | |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Why does that tree looks fake?
| + | Wanna build a snowman? |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': A wild Pikachu appeared!<br>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Theft"!<br>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>
| + | |
| − | '''Narrator''': ...<br>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | '''Pikachu''': Um...
| + | Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him? |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Actually, it's the final castle. Grab your Fire Flower!
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | You know. Your car's on fire. |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">It's over this way.
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I've never been this far before!
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''': Are you going insane again?
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink]) |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]<br> |
| − | </div>
| + | '''Hairy''': |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">See? It's like a glitch in the Matrix.
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
| + | |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">How far can we go?
| + | There's something weird out on the lawn. |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">What the fuck?!
| + | '''Hat Guy''': |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">How... How do we get everything back?
| + | This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn. |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | [Knit Cap Guy and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.] |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | '''Hairy''': |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">This isn't where I left that...
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | OK, two weird things. |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | '''Hairy''': |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I have a lawn?
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]<br>
| + | I count three. |
| − | '''Hairy''':
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Hmmm, did you order a moat?
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | Why is there a gap here? |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">It helps keep bobcats out.
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Of course. All cool kids have moats in their yards.
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | Who tiled the moat? |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I don't have the best relationship with my mailman.
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Yep. Delivered in two days, courtesy of Amazon Prime.
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | I can see a creeper down there. |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Damn Griefers. |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I don't remember this being here.
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
| + | |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality.
| + | Is this 1-1 from Mario? |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | [Knit Cap Girl and Hairy pass by a tree.]<br> |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality.
| + | '''Hairy''': |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">What about black holes? Those don't count?
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | Why does that tree looks fake? |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">We must go deeper.
| + | '''Narrator''': A wild Pikachu appeared!<br> |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | '''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Theft"!<br> |
| − | </div>
| + | '''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br> |
| − | </div>
| + | '''Narrator''': ...<br> |
| − | </div>
| + | '''Pikachu''': Um... |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I wanted to jump over the massive sinkhole, but nooo, someone just had to find out what was down there.
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | Actually, it's the final castle. Grab your Fire Flower! |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Oh, I had the moving company install it last week.
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">We poop in it.
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | It's over this way. |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Finally got you out of the damn house.
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': A wild Pikachu appeared!<br>
| + | |
| − | '''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!<br>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': ...<br>
| + | I've never been this far before! |
| − | '''Pikachu''': Um...<br>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | '''Pikachu''': Well then.<br>
| + | '''Hairy''': Are you going insane again? |
| − | '''Pikachu''': I might have left surprises in that direction.<br>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Look how deep it goes!
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | See? It's like a glitch in the Matrix. |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I wonder if we can get someone to fall in?
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I'm going in. You can come if you want to. I think I see stars down there.
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | This isn't where I left that... |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">That was a missing opportunity.
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I should come outside more often.
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | I have a lawn? |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">It looks like I can see Moria from here.
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | I hope it's not a bobcat this time. |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">You see Moria from everywhere, Dave.
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': A wild Pikachu appeared!<br>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!<br>
| + | |
| − | '''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''':
| + | If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again... |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Google Maps didn't warn me of this.
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>
| + | |
| − | '''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift!"<br>
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Cute Face!"<br>
| + | |
| − | '''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!<br>
| + | There's a dinosaur at the door. |
| − | '''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': Where's Twitch when I need help?<br>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>
| + | |
| − | '''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!<br>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': It's not very effective...
| + | I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles. |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Enemy Pikachu used "The Discrete Metric"!
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Extrude"!<br>
| + | I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere. |
| − | '''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': ...<br>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | '''Pikachu''': Um...<br>
| + | |
| − | '''Pikachu''':
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Now I only have Struggle left. Tie?
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Pikachu''': No fair!
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffdd8916-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">We are the knights who say Ni!
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]<br> |
| − | </div>
| + | '''Hairy''': |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">What is even going on here?
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway? |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Gathered the ink!
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | '''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Granite"!<br>
| + | Isn't that sort of meaningless? |
| − | '''Narrator''': It's not very effective...
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay? |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Yeah, who did you think gave them a balrog?
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
| + | |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">One does not simple "give" a balrog.
| + | You won't believe what just fell off of your roof. |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">What? You weren't using it!
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Gift-wrapping's the hardest part.
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | '''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br> |
| − | </div>
| + | [Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br> |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Moria is an anagram of Mario!
| + | '''Politician 1''': |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy pass by a tree.]<br>
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | '''Hairy''': Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with." |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | ...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison? |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I hope it's not a bobcat this time.
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]<br>
| + | |
| − | Knit Cap Girl and Hairy: Aaaaa...<br>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | [Knit Cap Girl wakes up.]<br>
| + | And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all! |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp [Goes to his desk.]<br>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Yawn [Sits at his desk.]<br>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''':
| + | |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Might as well clear more tiles.
| + | I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl again.]<br>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | '''Hairy''':
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Um, there's a hole in your lawn...
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
| + | |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">If it doesn't lead to a 1024 tile, I'm leaving.
| + | Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | [Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.]<br> |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Damn bobcats.
| + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': ??<br> |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
| + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{beginline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Well it was here...
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is... |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I don't think it was bobcats this time. Unless they have backshoes...
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | Wait. What's on this other partition? |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I just had a dream about that.
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside again and fall in the hole again~.]<br>
| + | |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl and Hairy''': Aaaaa...<br>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | [Knit Cap Girl wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]<br>
| + | Why is Python importing Skynet? |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''':
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">It looks like is [sic] fell from space.
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl throwns the boomerang away and it hits something.]<br>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | Crash!<br>
| + | My keyboard has to support SSH over USB? |
| − | [Knit Cap Girl runs away.]
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I hope this isn't just another one of those dreams that keeps coming back at you.
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang twice, only for it to return to him both times.]<br>
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Hm. I was expecting a shark.<br>
| + | |
| − | [Knit Cap Girl throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.]
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | Gravity. Lots of it. |
| − | </div>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I hope this was not thrown by a bobcat.
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang, only for it to return to him .]<br>
| + | |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''': There's a mesage written on it.<br>
| + | {{beginbranch}} |
| − | [Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]<br>
| + | Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. |
| − | Crash!<br>
| + | {{midbranch}} |
| − | [Knit Cap Girl runs away.]
| + | {{endbranch}} |
| − | </div>
| + | |
| − | </div>
| + | {{endline}} |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">There's someone at the door looking for you.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I made an apple pie.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">If you want to do that, I'm rebuilding my bathroom this afternoon.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Definitely not going outside today.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Thank God it wasn't a bobcat.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
| |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">You just got a package. It's by the door.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Why is there a bobcat on your lawn?
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
| |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">This seems familiar.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]<br>
| |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''': I hope it's not a velociraptor.
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Hold up. I need to get my wingsuit first.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I hope it's not a giant hole.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside. They pass by a tree.]<br>
| |
| − | '''Hairy''': How disappointed are you?<br>
| |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''':
| |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I was expecting a bobcat.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Oh? That's the other tree.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Eh, not that much.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I have a bad feeling about this.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard?
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]<br>
| |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''': I swear if it's a bobcat.<br>
| |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''':
| |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Why did you bring me here?
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">This dream has been looping for years, and yet we never tire of it. Why is that?
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[There is a gap in the ground. Knit Cap Girl jumps over it, Hairy looks into it.]
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Hmmm... I should buy a shovel.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl looks at his screen wondering.]<br>
| |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''':
| |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Wow! Shovels sure are expensive!
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Shovels can't be actually made out of two sticks and a row of rocks?
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl is wondering more. Hairy comes. They connect their laptops. Hairy is wondering. Knit Cap Girl tries something at Hairy's laptop.]
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">How can there be 36 types of shovel??!
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">These prices are insane! I wonder if you can rent a shovel...
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]<br>
| |
| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''':
| |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Let's just say we won't have to worry about parking.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">No, now they're just wearing wigs ironically.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Things may have gotten out of control a little.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">At least it improved their haircuts.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">There's a dinosaur at the door.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''T-Rex''':
| |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''T-Rex''':
| |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you!
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[T-Rex is going to step on a house.]<br>
| |
| − | '''T-Rex''':
| |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I think you just entered a dead zone.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl is inside the house. She wakes up from a dream, goes outside and finds a boomerang.]
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Kids these days.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl is inside the house. She wakes up from a dream, and goes back to her computer.]
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Die you monster.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy is inside the house. He wakes up from a dream, and starts singing.]<br>
| |
| − | '''Hairy''': [Singing] I woke up like this.
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Also, have you heard about Tumblr?
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[T-Rex is going to step on a house.]<br>
| |
| − | '''T-Rex''': Also, your brain is like this house.<br>
| |
| − | [Knit Cap Girl is inside the house. He wakes up from a dream and goes back to his computer.]
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">It's not like you're using them.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I need a hand!
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Did you think he was joking?
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
| |
| − | </div>
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">But how many bathrooms?
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">That's 2^5 more than Ikea, I need to see for myself.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Let's go, I can keep playing on my phone on the drive.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Pfft. Amateurs. Let's go mock them.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffdd8916-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]<br>
| |
| − | '''Hairy''':
| |
| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Isn't that sort of meaningless?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay?
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
| |
| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">You won't believe what just fell off of your roof.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>
| |
| − | [Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>
| |
| − | '''Politician 1''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
| |
| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with."
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Politician 2''':
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Tie a predatory bird to the car with a somewhat shorter rope so that it will scare off the rest of the birds without being able to reach them.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Training. That's why I support the "Airlift Act", which would put more resources into the hands of bird educators everywhere.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Politician 1''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">But is "Airlift" an acronym?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">There are birds outside tied to a car.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Cool, let's see who we should vote for.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I know who I'm voting for.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">How many birds? ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:bb0ca5f6-b9fc-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd permalink])
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I call her "Serenity."
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">So when you said birds...
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Wait. The birds are inside!?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''White Hat''': Want to forget your dreams? There's a pill for that!
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">'''Someone inside the rocket''': I needed to escape from politics anyway.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Voice inside the rocket''': "…And let’s go live to the debate". ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8c25769e-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
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| − | '''Other spacecraft''': We observe your speed to be 38.5%c, and your time is passing at 92.3% the rate of ours. Does this mirror your observations?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">All terms are relative.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Liquefied bird fuel is the way to the future.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Well, by “birds” and “car” I really meant a rocket. There’s totally a rocket in your lawn, man.
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">The owls in our barn are forming a union.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Or course: Avian Implemented Reuseable Lifter and Ingenuous Flight Technology!
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">But you must agree that a bitd in the hand is worth more than three educators in the bush.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Incredible!
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Wait... Is that like people who educate birds, or birds that teach?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">By opening and closing an umbrella near them.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">One word: Fiscal hawks.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all!
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic!
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>
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| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''': ??<br>
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| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is holding something rectangular.]<br>
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| − | '''Hairy''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">The USB cable appears to be mono-directional.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Kernel mites?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I'm not sure rubbing butter on it will help
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are handling their computers more aggressively.]<br>
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| − | '''Knit Cap Girl''': ARGH!
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| − | [They both stop. Knit Cap Girl walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]<br>
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| − | '''Hairy''': [holding up a finger] Um.<br>
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| − | [Knit Cap Girl's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap Girl (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are walking away from the scene.]<br>
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| − | '''Hairy''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Are you all of a sudden in the mood for Thai food?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Let's try OpenBSD next time...
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are walking on a path away from a house. Next panel is back to a "normal camera view".]<br>
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| − | '''Hairy''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Okay then.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Let's go exploring!
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I love Windows.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Guess not.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">If you'd done the other one, maybe the popcorn would have popped.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Let's see if rubbing some bacon on it will work.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Let's try Linux next time...
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Yep. It's haunted.
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Wait. What's on this other partition?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap Girl is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is holding something rectangular.]<br>
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| − | '''Hairy''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Maybe if you cross connect the serial port to video port you'll be able to send the video directly in as an input for the password.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy are at sea, both emitting ripples. A shark's fin can be seen close to Hairy.]<br>
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| − | '''Hairy''':
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| − | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">It worked fine for the shark
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">We're definitely getting closer though
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">That didn't work!
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">It would have worked for Solaris.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Look, it made perfect sense at the time.
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| − | </div>
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Still simpler than it used to be, I guess.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">What's a segfault?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I think the cameras need to face each other.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">I'm not sure spaghetti works as a USB cable...
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Why is Python importing Skynet?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Gravity. Lots of it.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd permalink])
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Google's at the door. They want to buy your... Well I'd rather you heard it from them.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Come check out my neighbour's ball pit. It's full of balls.
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Oh, didn't I tell you? I got their database password years ago
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| − | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">Do you think they'll care that the coffee machine doesn't work?
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