User:Daniel Carrero/Sandbox

There are many options. Not everyone will see the same options. We are trying to capture as many options as possible in the transcript below. The order and options has changed since the transcripter captured the dialogue....The dialogue is likely based on click-through rates and hence will change over time based on which choices are clicked most using A/B measurement techniques..

Often, when a panel is without any choices to make, there is only the option "Continue" to see the next panel.

Knit Cap Guy: [Typing on the laptop and thinking.] (permalink)

Template:beginbranch Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... (permalink) Template:midbranch Hairy:

• So you're still refusing to use Facebook?
• Wanna build a snowman?
• Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?
• You know. Your car's on fire.}}

Template:beginbranch These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) (permalink) Template:midbranch [Hairy visits Knit Cap Guy.] Hairy:

Template:beginbranch There's something weird out on the lawn. Template:midbranch Knit Cap Guy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I have a lawn? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I hope it's not a bobcat this time. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...}} Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch There's a dinosaur at the door. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.}} Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) (permalink) Template:midbranch [Hairy visits Knit Cap Guy.] Hairy:

• What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway?
• Isn't that sort of meaningless?
• Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay?
• You won't believe what just fell off of your roof.}}

Template:beginbranch Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. Template:midbranch Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate." [Two politicians are debating on TV.] Politician 1:

• In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with."
• ...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison?
• And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all!
• I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic!}}

Template:beginbranch Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. Template:midbranch [Knit Cap Guy is confused, staring at his laptop.] Knit Cap Guy: ?? Knit Cap Guy:

• Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...
• Wait. What's on this other partition?
• Why is Python importing Skynet?
• My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?

Template:beginbranch Gravity. Lots of it. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch