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| | I also seem to have been at the number <strike>3</strike> <strike>2</strike> '''1''' spot for most edits! '''Number one!!!''' Still can't believe it! | | I also seem to have been at the number <strike>3</strike> <strike>2</strike> '''1''' spot for most edits! '''Number one!!!''' Still can't believe it! |
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| − | I edited {{#cscore:Nk22|pages}} pages. Which is compared to the {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles around here, nothing. I also have made {{#cscore:Nk22|changes}} edits overall. But hey, I at least have a score of {{#cscore:Nk22|score}} | + | I edited {{#cscore:Nk22|pages}} articles. Which is compared to the {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles around here, nothing. I also have made {{#cscore:Nk22|changes}} edits overall. But hey, I at least have a score of {{#cscore:Nk22|score}} |
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| − | I make up 1 / {{NUMBEROFUSERS}} of all users on this wiki, which is something like {{#expr: {{formatnum:1|R}}/{{formatnum:{{NUMBEROFUSERS}}|R}}*100 round 18 }}%. Or 1 / {{NUMBEROFACTIVEUSERS}}, which is the number of active users, so that's around {{#expr: {{formatnum:1|R}}/{{formatnum:{{NUMBEROFACTIVEUSERS}}|R}}*100 round 15 }}% | + | I make up 1 / {{NUMBEROFUSERS}} of all users on this wiki, which is something like {{#expr: {{formatnum:1|R}}/{{formatnum:{{NUMBEROFUSERS}}|R}}*100 round 15 }}%. Or 1 / {{NUMBEROFACTIVEUSERS}}, which is the number of active users, so that's around {{#expr: {{formatnum:1|R}}/{{formatnum:{{NUMBEROFACTIVEUSERS}}|R}}*100 round 15 }}% |
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| | The users who edited most today mostly include me. See for yourself if that's true <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:200px;float:right;">Today's rankings<div class="mw-collapsible-content">{{Special:ContributionScores/0/1/nosort,notools}} </div></div> | | The users who edited most today mostly include me. See for yourself if that's true <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:200px;float:right;">Today's rankings<div class="mw-collapsible-content">{{Special:ContributionScores/0/1/nosort,notools}} </div></div> |
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| | '''''DON'T YOU DARE ASK''''' | | '''''DON'T YOU DARE ASK''''' |
| | ==(Mostly XKCD related) News== | | ==(Mostly XKCD related) News== |
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| | '''July 9th, 2015''' | | '''July 9th, 2015''' |
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| | Added the editlist! | | Added the editlist! |
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| − | '''July 4th, 2015''' | + | Old news: |
| | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''July 4th, 2015''' |
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| | Viewed ''every'' comic, one by one, looking for a good t-shirt design. | | Viewed ''every'' comic, one by one, looking for a good t-shirt design. |
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| − | ==Spam, wonderful spam! (Meta as hack)==
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| − | Title: ''IMPORTANT PAYMENT WIRE NOTIFICATION VALUED $10.5M''
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| − | Date: 22th of July 2015 14:34:49
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| − | IMPORTANT PAYMENT WIRE NOTIFICATION VALUED $10.5M I humbly wish to inform you that the Department of Credit & Telex control of the BANK OF AMERICA has received an instruction Order to effect the wire transferring of your approved fund of USD$10,500,000.00 MILLION to you immediately. I therefore request you to urgently re-confirm the HSBC Bank A/C. number stated below as your receiving Bank information, since this account was submitted by your lawyer Barrister Godson Gabriel of (GODSON & CO. LAW CHAMBERS) for the payment without any delay. Note: In a case were you think you are not familiar with the bellow banking information as presented by your legal representative and agent,we advice you send to us now without any delay your detail in full containing your Banking information and other personal information so we don't transfer to wrong account. Bank: HSBC HONGKONG BRANCH Address: Paterson Street, HSBC Premier Centre Shops G03-04.G/F Hang Lung Centre 2-20 Paterson Street Cause way Bay, Hong Kong Account number: 627 826464-001 Account name: Bob Andria SWIFT code: HSBCKHKHH However, it is our principle to initiate direct contact with the beneficiary of fund before final crediting of such fund. Therefore, I am personally contacting you directly in order to seek your approval to remit into the above account. In the meantime, the process of programming and registering of your transfer payment status code that will enable a hitch free wire transferring of your fund into your account within 72 hours is in progress and I will be willing to assist you believing that you will in turn show some appreciation to me. Note, I can successfully achieve this transfer within the shortest time from now if only you can offer to us the banking information requested bellow. (PROVIDE THE BELLOW INFORMATION IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE ABOVE BANKING INFORMATION AS PROVIDED BY YOUR LAWYER (GODSON & CO. LAW CHAMBERS). FILL COMPLETE YOUR VERIFICATION FORM BELOW: 1. Full Names: 2. Residential Address: 3. Mobile Number: 4. Occupation: 5. Sex: 6. Age: 7. Country: 8. Marital Status: 9. E-mail id: 10. Bank Name: 11. Account Number: 12. Account Holders Name: 13. Bank Address: 14: Bank Swift Code 15: Bank Routing No: 16 Bank Address: 17. Scan Copy of passport or Driver’s License Get back to me quickly. Respectfully! MR MOORE CARRICK ACCOUNTANT, BANK OF AMERICA EMAIL:[email protected] FAX 1 6467863434</div> | |
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| − | '''The United Nations Scam Spam / I am a warlord!'''
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| − | Title: ''FROM WORLD UN NATION..''
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| − | Date: 21th of July 2015 21:41:33
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| − | Under the United Nations scam victims.
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| − | This is to Inform you that $2,000.000 USD (Two Million Dollars) has been approved in your name in the United Nation to pay out 50 scam victims from deffreant country's and your name was picked up in scam victims world record,
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| − | Please get back to as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your $2,000,000.00 compensations funds from United Nations,
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| − | You can receive your compensations payments via ATM VISA CARD as soon as we hear from you.
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| − | This GLOBAL MASTER DEBIT CARD would allow you to make multiple withdrawals to a maximum of US$5,600.00 (Five Thousand Six Hundred United States Dollars Only) daily from any AUTOMATED TELLER MACHINE located in your country and any part of the World you will also be able transfer funds from your ATM Card into local your bank account.
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| − | This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software.
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| − | '''The treasure hunt in New York / Bakers bobcat in a box'''
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| − | Title: ''2 TRUNK BOXES DISCOVERED11''
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| − | I am Mr.John Baker from the Office of Inspection Unit/United Nations Agency in John F.Kennedy International Airport New York USA. During my recent routine check at the Airport Storage/vault on withheld packages, I discovered an abandoned shipment that belongs to you from a Diplomat from London and Africa, when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in two Metal Trunk Boxes weighing approximately 25kg each and some people are coming after this consignment to clam it in your name.
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| − | The consignment was abandoned because the Contents was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the INTERNATIONAL CONSIGNMENT MONEY MOVEMENT Charges Before bringing in the consignment into US and we refused to return back the consignment where it came from since, we have already received it here in USA.
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| − | On my assumption, each of the box contain not less than $5 Million to $5.5Million and the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the John F. Kennedy International Airport New York USA till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official document from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Metal Trunk boxes in your favor.But to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment, I will advise you to provide your current Phone Number and Full Address to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the Name of the nearest Airport around your city.
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| | ==The Edit List!== | | ==The Edit List!== |
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