Talk:Little Bobby Tables

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One of the things I like to do in my free time is to make up names poor Little Bobby Tables could go by, presumably he does not use the full SQL Injection as his Starbucks name, but we don't ever know what he calls himself. These are some of my favorites:

  • Robert Roberts (The obvious, but hilariously redundant sounding)
  • Bobby Roberts
  • Robert "Bobby Tables" Roberts
  • Bobby "Tables" Roberts
  • "Little" Bobby Tables (not a particularly good porn-actor name)
  • Bobby (Possibly a good 20's mob gangster name)
  • Tables (A less good mob gangster name)
  • DROP the TABLE (Perhaps a rapper/nerdcore/dubstep name)

Anyone else? lcarsos (talk) 21:59, 24 September 2012 (UTC)

I think his full name would officially be Robert'); DROP TABLE students;-- Roberts, which should probably be added to the article, but that's besides the point. Schiffy (talk) 17:03, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
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