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Kedging Cannon
The real key was inventing the windmill-powered winch.
Title text: The real key was inventing the windmill-powered winch.

Explanation

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Sailing vessels can navigate upwind through a technique called tacking (or "tacking against the wind") which involves zigzagging across the wind's direction. However, this comic describes a fictional scenario where a ship's captain, unfamiliar with tacking, has developed an alternative method based on kedging (also known as warping).

The basics of kedging are not dissimilar to the comic: a boat affixes a rope or chain to an anchor point (such as a literal anchor) and winches itself closer. Traditional kedging involves deploying an anchor from the vessel, either manually or via a smaller boat, and then winching the ship toward the anchor point using ropes or chains. The anchor points often utilize natural features such as trees or reefs. Kedging is a real historical technique, but has definite limitations compared to tacking, typically reserved for specific situations where conventional sailing methods are impractical, such as in calm waters, during precise maneuvering, or against strong opposing winds or currents. In this comic, the captain has modified this technique by inventing a specialized "kedging cannon" to project the anchor greater distances.

In places with a large depth, an anchor cannot be used, but a so-called sea anchor could solve the problem... somewhat.

The title text indicates that the captain's system has evolved to incorporate a windmill mechanism that harnesses wind power to draw in the kedging rope, which might be intentionally ironic -- given that the captain knows that windmills work, they could presumably have used that knowledge to reinvent tacking. Additionally, this makes the solution even less efficient, given that wind could be used for tacking.

Transcript

[A two-masted sailing ship with its sails up is floating on a calm sea with tiny waves. Two tiny figures can be seen at the ship's bow. One of them is speaking. In the next panel it becomes clear this is the captain.]
Captain: I hope someday someone invents a way to sail upwind.
Captain: Using the kedging cannon just wastes so much gunpowder.
[Close-up on the deck of the ship, showing two persons behind the taffrail. Cueball is standing behind the ship's captain and talking to him. The captain is wearing a black bicorne navy hat and aiming a cannon containing an anchor forward. Chains are draped from the cannon.]
Cueball: The what?
Cueball: Wait, do you not know how to sail upwind? Is that why your ship takes forever to--
Captain: Stand by...Fire!
[Distant shot showing the anchor and its chain being launched out in front of the ship, towards the right of the panel. Cueball and the Captain can still be seen behind the cannon. The cannon has exhaust fumes coming out in front and the sound it makes is indicated:]
Cannon: Boom
[Same setting but the anchor is now under water and the chain has become taut as the ship is dragged forward to the right. Movement lines behind the ship indicated its progress and it is also further into the frame than the previous panel. The movement is caused by pulling the chain back in on the ship. This produces a series of sounds:]
Dragging chain: Click click click


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