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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
− | This comic is a commentary on the practice of [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vaguebooking "vaguebooking"] or [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vaguetweeting "vaguetweeting"], which is posting a short message of sadness or frustration without context. | + | This comic is a commentary on the practice of [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vaguebooking "vaguebooking"] or [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vaguetweeting "vaguetweeting"], which is posting a short message of sadness or frustration without context. |
Google has been criticized more than a few times for keeping rather extensive data records on its users, who by this point constitute most of the internet, enough to cause serious damage if Google wasn't historically altruistic (as altruistic as a for-profit company can be). In the comic, ContextBot is a fictitious Google invention which puts context for these statuses, presumably based on all that personal data which Google has collected: | Google has been criticized more than a few times for keeping rather extensive data records on its users, who by this point constitute most of the internet, enough to cause serious damage if Google wasn't historically altruistic (as altruistic as a for-profit company can be). In the comic, ContextBot is a fictitious Google invention which puts context for these statuses, presumably based on all that personal data which Google has collected: | ||
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*The first response is pretty self-explanatory: the original poster wants to use the Internet while on the toilet, but can't get a {{w|wi-fi}} signal there. | *The first response is pretty self-explanatory: the original poster wants to use the Internet while on the toilet, but can't get a {{w|wi-fi}} signal there. | ||
− | *The second response is about a bad {{w|torrent file}} the original poster downloaded. A ''torrent'' is a way to download files from a lot of different sources at the same time, thereby speeding up the process; it is typically used for large downloads such as movies, games, or Linux software distributions. Fake torrents exist, which usually contain an encrypted {{w|.rar}} file which requires a password to open. To get the password, you usually need to go through a survey | + | *The second response is about a bad {{w|torrent file}} the original poster downloaded. A ''torrent'' is a way to download files from a lot of different sources at the same time, thereby speeding up the process; it is typically used for large downloads such as movies, games, or Linux software distributions. Fake torrents exist, which usually contain an encrypted {{w|.rar}} file which requires a password to open. To get the password, you usually need to go through a survey through the link supplied in the torrent; in some situations, you even need to pay in order to get the password. Even after that, it's quite likely that the .rar file just contains trash files, instead of the download you wanted. |
− | *The third response is about | + | *The third response is about an xkcd favorite, ''{{w|Minecraft}}'', which has been [[861: Wisdom Teeth|referenced]] [[882: Significant|multiple]] [[1110: Click and Drag|times]] in xkcd comics. Diamond is a very valuable resource in the game, and lava destroys any item dropped into it. A "stack" of diamond is 64 individual diamonds, because items can only be stacked up to 64 (maximum) in the vanilla minecraft. The 64 diamonds likely represents the fruit of several hours mining. |
*The fourth response is about how the original poster mistook the grapes as being seedless. Grape seeds taste really bitter and are uncomfortable when swallowed; this is even more annoying when the seeds are unexpected. | *The fourth response is about how the original poster mistook the grapes as being seedless. Grape seeds taste really bitter and are uncomfortable when swallowed; this is even more annoying when the seeds are unexpected. | ||
− | As noted by the subtitle, ContextBot is considered a great good by everyone who was sick of vaguebooking. This also | + | As noted by the subtitle, ContextBot is considered a great good by everyone who was sick of vaguebooking. This also redeem's Google's practice of all those data records in the public's eye. |
In the ContextBot's avatar image, three people can be seen together hanging out. But the image is about to be cropped, leaving out the third person and therefore giving the impression that the two people in the cropped image are there without that person. This demonstrates how ''context'' is important to understanding a situation. | In the ContextBot's avatar image, three people can be seen together hanging out. But the image is about to be cropped, leaving out the third person and therefore giving the impression that the two people in the cropped image are there without that person. This demonstrates how ''context'' is important to understanding a situation. | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
− | :[A social network feed with four status updates from four different people | + | :[A social network feed with four status updates from four different people. Each one has a reply from the same account, which is called 'ContextBot', underneath.] |
− | :Close-up face with | + | :Close-up face with glasses: The things I put up with... |
:ContextBot: (His building's WiFi doesn't reach the bathroom.) | :ContextBot: (His building's WiFi doesn't reach the bathroom.) | ||
− | : | + | :Male female couple: You'd think by now I'd have learned never to trust anyone. |
:ContextBot: (She downloaded a torrent that turned out to be an encrypted .rar and a link to a survey.) | :ContextBot: (She downloaded a torrent that turned out to be an encrypted .rar and a link to a survey.) | ||
− | : | + | :Blonde girl with bangs: I officially give up. |
:ContextBot: (She hit alt-tab to hide Minecraft at work and accidentally dropped a stack of diamond into lava.) | :ContextBot: (She hit alt-tab to hide Minecraft at work and accidentally dropped a stack of diamond into lava.) | ||
− | : | + | :Spiky hair guy: Sighhhh |
:ContextBot: (He thought these grapes were seedless.) | :ContextBot: (He thought these grapes were seedless.) | ||
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:Everyone stopped complaining about Google's data-gathering when they launched ContextBot, a system which replies to vague, enigmatic social network posts with context from the poster's life. | :Everyone stopped complaining about Google's data-gathering when they launched ContextBot, a system which replies to vague, enigmatic social network posts with context from the poster's life. | ||
{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
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[[Category:Social networking]] | [[Category:Social networking]] | ||
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