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| {{comic | | {{comic |
| | number = 2291 | | | number = 2291 |
− | | date = April 8, 2020 | + | | date = April 9, 2020 |
| | title = New Sports System | | | title = New Sports System |
| | image = new_sports_system.png | | | image = new_sports_system.png |
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| ==Explanation== | | ==Explanation== |
− | This comic is the 16th comic in a row (not counting the [[2288: Collector's Edition|April Fools' comic]]) in a [[:Category:COVID-19|series of comics]] related to the {{w|COVID-19 pandemic}}. | + | {{incomplete|Created by a VIRTUAL BALL. Please mention here why this explanation isn't complete. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} |
| + | This comic is the 16th comic in a row (not counting the April Fools' comic) in a series of comics related to the 2020 pandemic of the coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, which causes COVID-19. |
| + | ==Transcript== |
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− | As communities have been ordered to stay indoors to avoid spreading the virus, this has also affected sports leagues around the world, with many of them suspending their seasons, or cancelling them outright. (see {{w|Impact of the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic on sports|this Wikipedia article}} for a full list of sports or sporting events impacted) Some leagues have instead promoted e-sports, such as the [https://www.latimes.com/sports/clippers/story/2020-04-06/patrick-beverley-favorite-to-win-nba-2k-players-tournament NBA holding an ''NBA 2K20'' tournament between active NBA players].
| + | [Single wide frame representing a basketball court with a basketball goal at each end. There are seven players running around the court, with a virtual ball in the bottom right corner (indicated by being drawn as a dashed circle). Nine off-screen voices of viewers on the Internet are yelling instructions to the players. A caption is below the frame running nearly the full width of the frame.] |
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− | [[Randall]], in this comic, proposes an obviously bad "new sports system" of "virtual sports", in which players play with a virtual ball in separate arenas, and are guided by online viewers. This obviously proves to be challenging, as the ball is virtual but the players are not wearing any virtual reality or augmented reality headsets, and thus they do not know how to interact with it properly. Playing in separate arenas would solve the problem of spreading the virus, as the players do not have any direct interactions with each other.
| + | :Viewer One: No! |
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− | This would be a similar system to {{w|Twitch Plays Pokémon|Twitch Plays ''Pokémon''}}, in which Twitch viewers "play" ''Pokémon'' video games in a crowdsourced manner. There are also many games that are intentionally constructed so that some players must accomplish a goal they cannot see or with incomplete information, while they are guided by other players. These include common team-building exercises (often involving blindfolds), and the bomb-disposal themed puzzle game ''{{w|Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes}}''.
| + | :Viewer Two: It’s on the- |
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− | The NBA also is holding a similar idea, holding a {{w|Variations of basketball#H-O-R-S-E|Horse}} tournament among [https://www.nba.com/article/2020/04/09/nba-air-horse-challenge-espn NBA and WNBA players], which works better than the version of basketball shown in this comic because players don't need to interact with the same ball.
| + | :Viewer Three: Look out! |
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− | In the title text, Randall claims that boxing and football (he does not specify gridiron football or association football) proved to be difficult, with {{w|Pair skating|pairs figure skating}} still possible as long as figures like {{w|Figure skating lifts|elevations}} are removed, and {{w|professional wrestling}} being unaffected. Boxing and gridiron football would be impossible to play in these situations; on top of the difficulty of trying to play without knowing where the other players are located, these sports are predicated on contact. A boxer cannot get a knockout without being able to touch the other players, and football players cannot block or tackle even if they mime catching the ball. Association football, with less emphasis on contact, might still be playable, but would suffer at least from the same complications as basketball shown here. Pairs figure skating would be possible, excepting "throwing" moves or "lifts", as typically pairs figure skaters skate in unison, replicating the same moves.
| + | :Viewer Four: No! |
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− | Humorously, Randall claims that professional wrestling will be unaffected by his new system. This is in reference to the "open secret" that the matches have predetermined outcomes and are more "entertainment" than actual competition, with much of the 'forced' movement of one competitor being aided or even guided by the 'victim' rather than the 'aggressor' in semi-improvised feats of coordinated athleticism.
| + | :Viewer Five: He’s right there. Don’t run into- |
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− | ==Transcript==
| + | :Viewer Six: Go left! |
− | :[Single wide frame representing a basketball court with a basketball hoop at each end. There are seven players running around the court, with a virtual ball in the bottom right corner (indicated as a dashed circle). Nine off-screen voices of "online viewers" are yelling instructions to the players. A caption is below the frame running nearly the full width of the frame.] | + | |
| + | :Viewer Seven: Riiight! |
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| + | :Viewer Eight: Left! |
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| + | :Viewer Nine: Stop dunking and find the ball! |
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− | :Viewer One: No! | + | :Caption: No one liked my new sports system, in which each player is in a separate arena sharing a single virtual ball that they can't see while online viewers yell instructions, but it was fun to watch while it lasted. |
− | :Viewer Two: It's on the–
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− | :Viewer Three: Look out!
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− | :[A player with thick hair and a goatee is "air-shooting" into the left-hand basket.]
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− | :Viewer Four: ''No!''
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− | :[A player with thick hair is running to the right.]
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− | :Viewer Five: He's right there
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− | :Viewer Five: Don’t run into–
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− | :[A player with no hair is air-dribbling to the right.]
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− | :Viewer Six: Go ''left!''
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− | :Viewer Seven: ''Left!''
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− | :Viewer Eight: ''Riiight!''
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− | :[A player with thick hair and a full beard is facing left and jumping, hands raised to intercept a ball.]
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− | :[A player with no hair is facing left and crouching, reaching for a ball.]
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− | :[A player with no hair is making an alley-oop motion towards the right-hand basket.]
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− | :Viewer Nine: ''Stop dunking and find the ball!''
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− | :[The virtual ball is slowly moving right, unseen by the players.]
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− | :[A player is hanging on the rim of the basket, making a dunking motion.]
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− | :Caption below the panel: No one liked my new sports system, in which each player is in a separate arena sharing a single virtual ball that they can't see while online viewers yell instructions, but it was fun to watch while it lasted.
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| {{comic discussion}} | | {{comic discussion}} |
− | [[Category:COVID-19]]
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− | [[Category:Sport]]
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− | [[Category:Basketball]]
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− | [[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]
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