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| image    = global temperature over my lifetime.png
 
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| titletext = I was really impressed by the accuracy of some of the report's predictions about fossil fuel consumption. Then I realized, oh, right, of course.
 
| titletext = I was really impressed by the accuracy of some of the report's predictions about fossil fuel consumption. Then I realized, oh, right, of course.
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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
This is Randall Munroe in his role as a meticulous, conscientious presenter of scientific dataThe activities shown in Randall's lifeline, whether learning to ride a bike or even getting married, pale into insignificance when the consequences of unprecedented global average temperature rise are understood and accepted.  In particular, he shows that back in 1982, two years before Randall was born, Exxon wrote an internal report predicting the rise of global temperatures due to fossil fuel use, and 40 years later their prediction (shown as the X in a circle at the top-right) is being shown to be right on track. Unfortunately, that report was hidden and not seen until much later, and the world has been slow to respond with the urgency needed to reverse the damage being done to the planet.
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{{incomplete|Created by EXXON MOBIL STANDING AROUND AWKWARDLY IN ITS FIRST MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCEDo NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
  
The Wikipedia article {{w|global temperature record}} has some telling graphs to supplement Randall's.  This one: {{w|File:20200324_Global_average_temperature_-_NASA-GISS_HadCrut_NOAA_Japan_BerkeleyE.svg|Global Average Temperature}} is the global average temperature change for the modern era, since data started being collected regularly in 1850.  This one: {{w|File:2000_Year_Temperature_Comparison.png|2000 Year Temperature Comparison}} reconstructs 2000 years of temperatures.
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If you came here wondering what the joke is in this cartoon, expecting that we would explain the joke to you -- sorry!  This is Randall Munroe in his role as meticulous, conscientious presenter of scientific data.  The activities shown in Randall's lifeline, whether learning to ride a bike or even getting married, pale into insignificance when the consequences of unprecedented global average temperature rise are understood and accepted.  The Wikipedia article {{w|Global_temperature_record|Global Temperature Record}} has some telling graphs to supplement Randall's.  This one: {{w|File:20200324_Global_average_temperature_-_NASA-GISS_HadCrut_NOAA_Japan_BerkeleyE.svg|Global Average Temperature}} is the global average temperature change for the modern era, since data started being collected regularly in 1850.  This one: {{w|File:2000_Year_Temperature_Comparison.png|2000 Year Temperature Comparison}} reconstructs 2000 years of temperatures.  Be serious.  Be very serious.
  
And this comic is a small segment of another comic: [[1732: Earth Temperature Timeline]].
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And this comic is a small segment of Randall's most famous comic so far [[1732: Earth Temperature Timeline]].
  
 
The comic itself links to [https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2805576-1982-Exxon-Memo-to-Management-About-CO2 the referenced Exxon document about CO2 emissions].
 
The comic itself links to [https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2805576-1982-Exxon-Memo-to-Management-About-CO2 the referenced Exxon document about CO2 emissions].
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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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Graph of temperature over time, titled:
 
Graph of temperature over time, titled:
 
"Global average temperature
 
"Global average temperature
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Over my lifetime
 
Over my lifetime
  
(60-month running June average, NOAA NCEI time series)"
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(60-month running june average, NOAA NCEI time series)"
  
 
The X axis is in years, going from 1980 to a little after 2020. Each decade is marked.
 
The X axis is in years, going from 1980 to a little after 2020. Each decade is marked.
  
The Y axis is in °C, with the "20th century average" at the bottom, up to +1°C (from the average), labelled every 0.2°C.
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The Y axis in in °C, with the "20th century average" at the bottom, up to +1°C (from the average), labelled every 0.2°C.
  
  
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; June 2020    : Global 60-month average reaches +0.94°C, Easton, PA is 2°C hotter than normal for the fifth year in a row
 
; June 2020    : Global 60-month average reaches +0.94°C, Easton, PA is 2°C hotter than normal for the fifth year in a row
 
; Today        : ''(no description)''
 
; Today        : ''(no description)''
; 2022 (near future) : [Large X within a circle] 1982 Exxon Prediction
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{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:Comics featuring Randall Munroe]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Randall Munroe]]
 
[[Category:Mario Kart]]
 
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