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| number    = 2624
 
| number    = 2624
 
| date      = May 25, 2022
 
| date      = May 25, 2022
| title    = Voyager Wires
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| title    = Mockery is apt retribution for calling anything in real life “sus”. I bet most of his coworkers knew exactly what he was talking about but wanted to see how deep of a hole he’d dig for himself. Shot in the back of the head by the bullets of an implacable aura of contempt. As Anon collapses into his metaphorical grave the ridicule from his coworkers are the last reverberations of indignation that he will be able to coherently make out. Each day he has to wake up and climb out of his bed. He has to eat, to brush his teeth, to change his clothes, to commute to work all to be met once again by his coworkers as the sussy imposter man and such a custom is maddening. He becomes embittered. He becomes slowly indifferent to discernible speech. Gradually he no longer hears words only frequency and pitch. Circus clown in the circus world. He walks in his office, reduced to no more than Red. He sees the people but their words are all slurred. Smiles and laughter are all he can understand. Smiles and laughter are all he will understand. The perception of his coworkers transforms into no less than maniacal social despotism. They all know the imposter is Red but they don’t know why the imposter is Red. He laughs as they scream. What’s first, the knife, the gun, or the head snap?
 
| image    = voyager_wires.png
 
| image    = voyager_wires.png
 
| titletext = Also, they're getting increasingly worried that someone will accidentally hit the 'retract' button, and that the end of the cable thrashing around as it winds up could devastate the Earth's surface.
 
| titletext = Also, they're getting increasingly worried that someone will accidentally hit the 'retract' button, and that the end of the cable thrashing around as it winds up could devastate the Earth's surface.

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