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| ==Explanation== | | ==Explanation== |
| + | {{incomplete|Created by a CAPRI SUN - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} |
| + | IV bags kinda look like Capri Suns. Drinking IV bags like a Capri Sun is not something a doctor usually does{{citation needed}}, because they are full of saline solution and not juice. |
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− | [[Cueball]] has been impersonating a doctor at a hospital. But his attempt to fool the staff (including [[Megan]] and [[:Category:Doctor Ponytail|Doctor Ponytail]]) fails when he mistakes a saline bag (as [https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/capri_suns_2x.png labeled when zoomed in]) for a Capri Sun juice drink.
| + | The title text is pointing out that drinking whatever was in the bag like a Capri Sun is better than a Capri Sun being mistaken as a saline IV drip. |
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− | {{w|Capri Sun}} is a fruit juice concentrate beverage that comes in soft rectangular Mylar bags with a small seal near the top, to be pierced with an included straw so as to sip the drink. {{w|Saline (medicine)|Saline}} bags, used in hospitals and other medical settings, are also soft and rectangular, with an {{w|Intravenous therapy#Medical uses|intravenous}} (I.V.) drip connection about the same size as such straws, and usually contain a 0.9% sodium chloride (table salt) solution in sterile water so they are salty enough to be {{w|Tonicity#Isotonicity|isotonic}} with blood. Capri Sun is mostly sugar water, and only 0.00008% salt,[https://www.aqua-calc.com/calculate/food-volume-to-weight/substance/capri-blank-sun-coma-and-blank-fruit-blank-juice-blank-drink] so it tastes sweet instead.
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− | Almost everyone would be very unlikely to accidentally mistake saline bags for Capri Sun, especially a medical doctor.{{Citation needed}} Cueball begins to realize that his attempt to impersonate a doctor has derailed when the hospital staff notice that he made such an absurdly unlikely and therefore humorous error.
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− | The title text makes it clear that Cueball is being removed from the hospital by security personnel. While they are dragging him out, he tries to point out that drinking saline is better than putting Capri Sun into a patient's I.V. drip, as it would endanger the patient,[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-47623816] arguing that this mitigates the severity of his transgression. The guards apprehending him are unlikely to be persuaded, as impersonating hospital staff is a serious offense with dangerous risks and severe consequences. In California, the unlicensed practice of medicine can result in a maximum $10,000 fine, up to three years in prison, or both.[https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?lawCode=BPC§ionNum=2052.]
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− | The comic arguably continues [[451: Impostor]] and [[699: Trimester]].
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| ==Transcript== | | ==Transcript== |
− | :[Cueball, wearing a lab coat, is drinking out of a straw inserted into an IV drip bag that is labeled "saline" (on the 2x image; it is rendered unreadable on the standard resolution version, just like the rest of the label's squiggles). Cueball is surrounded by hospital staff. To the left is Megan with a white hat, she is holding a clipboard, with a paper with unreadable text. To his right is Dr. Ponytail holding a rolled up paper under one arm and, to the right of her, a man with a similar hat as Megan. They are all looking at Cueball.]
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− | :Cueball: You know, these Capri Suns are good, but they're ''really'' salty.
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− | :[Caption below the panel:]
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− | :I think the hospital may be starting to realize that I'm not actually a doctor.
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| {{comic discussion}} | | {{comic discussion}} |
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− | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
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− | [[Category:Doctor Ponytail]]
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− | [[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]
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