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{{w|Sex positions}} are positions that two people can have {{w|sexual intercourse}} in. Many of them are named, although only one generally accepted position is named after a number: the {{w|69 (sex position)|69}}. | {{w|Sex positions}} are positions that two people can have {{w|sexual intercourse}} in. Many of them are named, although only one generally accepted position is named after a number: the {{w|69 (sex position)|69}}. | ||
− | [[Cueball]] and [[Megan]] try to approximate the shapes of the numbers, | + | [[Cueball]] and [[Megan]] try to approximate the shapes of the numbers, that they are given by the narrator, as sex positions. They start with the classic 69 - although standing, then represent the number 99 as "spooning" while standing and the number 71 as "doggy-style" sex over a table. They are then given ever more difficult numbers to attempt, first 34 (maybe referencing rule 34 of the internet) - Cueball exclaims ''Uh'' as he has no idea how to make a 3 although Megan do try (in vain) to form a 4. Then they are completely baffled by √8, and just stands there while the narrator asks ''Guys?'' - as in give it a try. And finally Megan gives up and leaves at the suggestion ln(2π) to the frustration of the narrator who exclaims ''Aww, c'mon''. |
− | The narrator is so frustrated, as we are told in the title text, because he did not even get to ask them to do | + | The narrator is so frustrated, as we are told in the title text, because he did not even get to ask them to do {{w|continued fraction}} as the ultimate challenge. |
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
− | + | :XKCD{{sic}} presents a guide to numerical sex positions: | |
− | :XKCD | + | :69 |
− | + | :[Traditional sixty-nine position (i.e. mutual oral sex).] | |
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− | : | + | :99 |
− | :[ | + | :[A standing spooning position.] |
− | : | + | :71 |
− | :[ | + | :[Megan is bent over a table, doggy-style.] |
− | : | + | :34 |
− | :[Megan is | + | :[Megan is contorted oddly; Cueball look confusedly at her.] |
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:Cueball: Uh. | :Cueball: Uh. | ||
− | : | + | :√8 |
− | :[Cueball and Megan are staring at each other.] | + | :[Cueball and Megan are staring blankly at each other.] |
− | + | :Guys? | |
− | + | :ln(2π) | |
− | :[ | + | :[Megan begins walking away.] |
− | + | :Aww, c'mon... | |
{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
− | + | [[Category:Sex]] | |
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | ||
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | ||
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[[Category:Math]] | [[Category:Math]] |