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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
[[Cueball]] wrote a script that searches online shopping sites for items that cost US$1 with free shipping. Because the script is programmed to use an account with a $365 balance, this script will buy one random item per day for a full year. [[Megan]] comments that Cueball might just end up with "lots of crap" but he replies that he might get something interesting.
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[[Cueball]] wrote a script that searches online shopping sites for items that cost US$1 with free shipping. Because the script is programmed to use an account with a $365 balance, this script will buy one random item per day. [[Megan]] coments that Cueball might just end up with "lots of crap" but replies that he might get something interesting.
  
Over five days the script orders a length of rubber hose, a ski mask, a bear trap, a map of {{w|The Pentagon}} and "lube" (sexual lubrication). This pattern prompts Cueball to stop the script out of fear of being placed on a FBI watch list; to a paranoid passerby, the purchased items make Cueball look like a terrorist who plans to kidnap and torture federal employees. And also a {{w|pervert}}.
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Over five days the script orders a length of rubber hose, a ski mask, a bear trap, a map of {{w|The Pentagon}} and "lube". This pattern prompts Cueball to stop the script out of fear of being placed on a FBI watch list.
  
In the title text a sixth item is sent, a {{w|bobcat}}. This is a reference to [[325: A-Minus-Minus]] where [[Black Hat]] delivered a bobcat instead of a chair.
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In reference to [[325: A-Minus-Minus]], the script managed to make one last order for an item being sold by [[Black Hat]], with a bobcat being delivered instead.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
 
:[Cueball is sitting at his computer.]
 
:[Cueball is sitting at his computer.]
 
:Cueball: I love getting packages.
 
:Cueball: I love getting packages.
 
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:[Megan enters.]
:[Megan enters and Cueball turns towards her.]
 
 
:Cueball: I set up a script to search eBay et. al. for $1 items with free shipping.
 
:Cueball: I set up a script to search eBay et. al. for $1 items with free shipping.
 
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:[Cueball checks his doorstop; a package is waiting for him.]
:[Cueball comes home with a backpack on his back and find a package waiting for him on his doorstop.]
 
 
:Cueball: I gave it $365, so each day it can buy me something random.
 
:Cueball: I gave it $365, so each day it can buy me something random.
 
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:Megan: What if you just end up with lots of crap?
:[Cueball, again sitting at his computer.]
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:Cueball: I'll give it away. But I'm sure I'll end up with some interesting stuff.
:Megan (off-screen): What if you just end up with lots of crap?
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:[Day 1: Length of rubber hose.]
:Cueball: I'll give it away.  
 
:Cueball: But I'm sure I'll end up with some interesting stuff.
 
 
 
:[The next five panels have a caption in a black frame at the top. The caption is written first for each panel. In the first panel Cueball has unpacked a hose. The paper lies in tatters on the floor. Megan stands next to him.]
 
:Day 1: Length of rubber hose
 
 
:Cueball: Could be handy around the house.
 
:Cueball: Could be handy around the house.
 
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:[Day 2: Ski mask.]
:[Cueball stands with a black item and the packaging material it came in. Megan looks on.]
 
:Day 2: Ski mask
 
 
:Cueball: It's spring, but hey.
 
:Cueball: It's spring, but hey.
 
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:[Day 3: Bear trap.]
:[Cueball is standing alone with a bear trap and the box it came in on the floor.]
 
:Day 3: Bear trap
 
 
:Cueball: Huh.
 
:Cueball: Huh.
 
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:[Day 4: Tourist map of the Pentagon.]
:[Megan is back as Cueball looks at a piece of paper that came in an envelope.]
 
:Day 4: Tourist map of the Pentagon.
 
 
:Megan: Uh oh.
 
:Megan: Uh oh.
 
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:[Day 5: Lube.]
:[Cueball is standing alone with a bottle of lube in one hand and the box it came in in the other hand.]
 
:Day 5: Lube
 
 
:Cueball: I'm stopping this before I end up on every F.B.I. watch list ever.
 
:Cueball: I'm stopping this before I end up on every F.B.I. watch list ever.
 
==Trivia==
 
Someone has set up an [http://bobcatinabox.com/ actual service] inspired by this comic, which does exactly what this comic describes, and has been featured in the advertisements section to the left.
 
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Bobcats]]
 
[[Category:Bobcats]]
[[Category:Money]]
 

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