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==Status== | ==Status== | ||
| − | + | <s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s> | |
| − | + | :Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case. | |
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==Feed== | ==Feed== | ||
http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed | http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed | ||
| + | ==Structure== | ||
:feed: Array { | :feed: Array { | ||
::id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c | ::id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c | ||
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::profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png | ::profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png | ||
::img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3 | ::img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3 | ||
| − | ::captions: Array | + | ::captions: Array |
::text:"just two more trips over the horizon" | ::text:"just two more trips over the horizon" | ||
| − | ::album: Array | + | ::album: Array |
:} | :} | ||
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==Script== | ==Script== | ||
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<nowiki>xkcd = { | <nowiki>xkcd = { | ||
| − | prompt_reasons | + | prompt_reasons :[], |
| − | prompt_posters | + | prompt_posters :[], |
| − | + | prompt_text :[], | |
| − | + | prompt_captions :[], | |
| − | + | feed_posters :[], | |
| − | prompt_captions | + | feed_text :[] |
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if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) { | if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) { | ||
xkcd[field].push(value); | xkcd[field].push(value); | ||
| − | + | console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value); | |
} | } | ||
} | } | ||
| − | + | function next() { | |
| − | function next( | + | $.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) { |
| − | + | check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason); | |
| − | $.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed | + | check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster); |
| − | + | if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text); | |
| − | + | if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined") | |
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for(i in data.prompt.captions) | for(i in data.prompt.captions) | ||
| − | + | check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]); | |
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for(i in data.feed) { | for(i in data.feed) { | ||
| − | + | check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster); | |
| − | + | check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text); | |
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next(); | next(); | ||
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</nowiki> | </nowiki> | ||
| − | + | (Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) | |
I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that. | I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that. | ||
:However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute. | :However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute. | ||
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<s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s> | <s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s> | ||
| − | : | + | :Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs. |
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==Results== | ==Results== | ||
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| − | + | ===prompt_reasons=== | |
| − | + | :The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question". | |
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| + | # +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++ | ||
| + | #<%= reason %> | ||
| + | #a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki> | ||
| + | #aol window in front of netscape window | ||
| + | #Baby ur much 2 fast | ||
| + | #bookmarks migrated to Venezuela | ||
| + | #butter didn't suit the works | ||
| + | #butter overflow | ||
| + | #butter to text interface not found | ||
| + | #butter underrun | ||
| + | #cannot save, there's something gross on the S key | ||
| + | #CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence | ||
| + | #cat-like typing detected | ||
| + | #confirmation BIOS | ||
| + | #could not evade skifree yeti | ||
| + | #could not initialize sound blaster 16 | ||
| + | #CRM-114 unit malfunctioning | ||
| + | #cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike | ||
| + | #data too big | ||
| + | #database configuration violates the Prime Directive | ||
| + | #Dave's not registered, man | ||
| + | #Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core. | ||
| + | #dictionary too stiff to read | ||
| + | #electrons too big, stuck in wafer | ||
| + | #ERR:INVALID DIM | ||
| + | #error | ||
| + | #error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail? | ||
| + | #error: error code [error] while decoding error code | ||
| + | #error: operation completed successfully | ||
| + | #ethics in journalism | ||
| + | #eyelash! eyelash! | ||
| + | #files fell out | ||
| + | #files overwritten with more interesting content | ||
| + | #firewall caught fire | ||
| + | #floating point unit no longer afloat | ||
| + | #food problematic | ||
| + | #friday squid blogging | ||
| + | #general uncertainty | ||
| + | #GSM filter change required | ||
| + | #guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue | ||
| + | #hard drive oil depleted | ||
| + | #helvetica scenario | ||
| + | #HTTP 403 and 3/4ths | ||
| + | #HTTP 418 | ||
| + | #http is down | ||
| + | #hung up prematurely | ||
| + | #I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is | ||
| + | #i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel | ||
| + | #illegal carrot detected in mail queue | ||
| + | #insufficient smoke for current mirror array | ||
| + | #lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap | ||
| + | #lp0 on fire | ||
| + | #Main Bus B Undervolt | ||
| + | #mean connection time exceeded | ||
| + | #microwave running | ||
| + | #minimum recursion depth not reached | ||
| + | #nanobots in the water | ||
| + | #oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad | ||
| + | #our buffer runneth over | ||
| + | #out of electrons | ||
| + | #out of monads | ||
| + | #overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit | ||
| + | #PC LOAD LETTER | ||
| + | #Please Insert Riven CD 4 | ||
| + | #PRESS PLAY ON TAPE | ||
| + | #previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones | ||
| + | #qubit indeterminate | ||
| + | #RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work | ||
| + | #screws are stripped | ||
| + | #server aperture too narrow for capital letters | ||
| + | #server fell in ocean | ||
| + | #server had too much to drink | ||
| + | #server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest | ||
| + | #server room haunted | ||
| + | #sitemap was held upside down | ||
| + | #Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong) | ||
| + | #soonerist sperver fid dot nile | ||
| + | #spin cycle still active | ||
| + | #spin number must be of the form n/2 | ||
| + | #spontaneous splinal dereticulation | ||
| + | #SQL ejection | ||
| + | #subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system | ||
| + | #sysadmin trapped in well | ||
| + | #tape on write-protect hole fell off | ||
| + | #temporal paradox | ||
| + | #the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service | ||
| + | #the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off | ||
| + | #the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also. | ||
| + | #the system / is down | ||
| + | #This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue. | ||
| + | #This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds. | ||
| + | #too many hands on the keyboard | ||
| + | #transfer interrupted by incoming fax | ||
| + | #TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK | ||
| + | #turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door | ||
| + | #Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile | ||
| + | #undefined is not a function, which really makes you think | ||
| + | #unexpected timezone drift desynchronization | ||
| + | #unimplemented trap | ||
| + | #User accepted terms but not conditions | ||
| + | #User is not a typewriter. | ||
| + | #user put spaces/vowels in filename | ||
| + | #UTF-31 decode error | ||
| + | #virtual memory got too real | ||
| + | #wrong files | ||
| + | #YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS | ||
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| + | ===feed_posters=== | ||
| + | Usernames uses in the feed. | ||
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| − | + | #@meganamram | |
| − | + | #Addison1 | |
| − | + | #Addison8 | |
| + | #Agric Silverfinger | ||
| + | #Aidan2 | ||
| + | #Aiden1 | ||
| + | #Aiden5 | ||
| + | #Aidenn Aberforth Milne | ||
| + | #Alice1956 | ||
| + | #Amanda08 | ||
| + | #Anonymous | ||
| + | #Apple Martin | ||
| + | #Arthur17 | ||
| + | #Arthur19 | ||
| + | #Ashley2009 | ||
| + | #Ashley8 | ||
| + | #Ashley92 | ||
| + | #Austin72 | ||
| + | #Ayden1952 | ||
| + | #Bailey08 | ||
| + | #Bailey2001 | ||
| + | #Barbara1974 | ||
| + | #Benjamin Kenobi Sr | ||
| + | #Benjamin1970 | ||
| + | #Bool Hand Luke | ||
| + | #Brandi9 | ||
| + | #Brittany1 | ||
| + | #Caden14 | ||
| + | #Caden2010 | ||
| + | #Candice10 | ||
| + | #Carol04 | ||
| + | #Chad80 | ||
| + | #Charles18 | ||
| + | #Chelsea2006 | ||
| + | #Cheyenne15 | ||
| + | #Cheyenne1988 | ||
| + | #Christina Applecare | ||
| + | #CMOS Def | ||
| + | #Curic Copperfinger | ||
| + | #Cynthia1995 | ||
| + | #Cynthia99 | ||
| + | #Dakota09 | ||
| + | #Dakota94 | ||
| + | #David St. Hubbins | ||
| + | #Debbie26 | ||
| + | #Debbie3 | ||
| + | #Debbie62 | ||
| + | #Deborah3 | ||
| + | #Delta Elroy Backslash | ||
| + | #Destiny1983 | ||
| + | #Destiny89 | ||
| + | #Dillon2008 | ||
| + | #Donald19 | ||
| + | #Donna2 | ||
| + | #Dorothy7 | ||
| + | #DragonBall Cooper | ||
| + | #Dunston Chexin | ||
| + | #Dustin46 | ||
| + | #Earl Sinclair | ||
| + | #Egbert Bentley White | ||
| + | #Eliezer Yudkowsky | ||
| + | #Elon Musk | ||
| + | #Emily15 | ||
| + | #Eowyn L'Oreal James | ||
| + | #Euphegenia Doubtfire | ||
| + | #Facebook Scott Fitzgerald | ||
| + | #Flash Groupon | ||
| + | #Frances29 | ||
| + | #Frances51 | ||
| + | #Frances99 | ||
| + | #Gary1951 | ||
| + | #Gary8 | ||
| + | #Gary86 | ||
| + | #George Debian Bush | ||
| + | #George Reagan Renesmee Martin | ||
| + | #Green Mario | ||
| + | #Greg2004 | ||
| + | #Hatsy Collins | ||
| + | #Henry05 | ||
| + | #Henry4 | ||
| + | #Horsepower Lovecraft | ||
| + | #J. Alfred Leftshark | ||
| + | #Jack3 | ||
| + | #Jack39 | ||
| + | #Jacob10 | ||
| + | #Jada5 | ||
| + | #Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien | ||
| + | #Jaden21 | ||
| + | #Jaina Khloe Rowling | ||
| + | #Jalen81 | ||
| + | #James URL Jones | ||
| + | #Jason15 | ||
| + | #Jayden79 | ||
| + | #Jennifer1 | ||
| + | #Jeph Jacques | ||
| + | #Jerry18 | ||
| + | #Joe Biden | ||
| + | #John Wilkes Knuth | ||
| + | #John2 | ||
| + | #Jonathan27 | ||
| + | #Joshua80 | ||
| + | #Joshua84 | ||
| + | #Justin28 | ||
| + | #Justin87 | ||
| + | #Kaden61 | ||
| + | #Kaitlin1976 | ||
| + | #Karen3 | ||
| + | #Kathleen78 | ||
| + | #Keira10 | ||
| + | #Keira2002 | ||
| + | #Keira48 | ||
| + | #Kelsey1970 | ||
| + | #Kelsey1996 | ||
| + | #Kenneth94 | ||
| + | #Kenneth96 | ||
| + | #Khloe14 | ||
| + | #Khloe2 | ||
| + | #Kilroy | ||
| + | #Kim5 | ||
| + | #Kristy2007 | ||
| + | #Larry Ronald Hubbard | ||
| + | #Larry1994 | ||
| + | #Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit | ||
| + | #Linda08 | ||
| + | #Lindsay2011 | ||
| + | #Lisa1995 | ||
| + | #Livemau5 | ||
| + | #Lord Gaga | ||
| + | #Lord Mondegreen | ||
| + | #Louis Reasoner | ||
| + | #Madison19 | ||
| + | #Madison80 | ||
| + | #Malik2 | ||
| + | #Margaret11 | ||
| + | #Margaret5 | ||
| + | #Marie10 | ||
| + | #Marie12 | ||
| + | #Marie3 | ||
| + | #Marissa Mayer | ||
| + | #Mark Zuckerberg | ||
| + | #Mark2006 | ||
| + | #Mark2007 | ||
| + | #Mark92 | ||
| + | #Martin Van Halen | ||
| + | #Matthew2006 | ||
| + | #Mavis Bitcoin | ||
| + | #Michaela2006 | ||
| + | #Michelle11 | ||
| + | #Minecraft Holmes | ||
| + | #Misty3 | ||
| + | #Myspace Tom | ||
| + | #Norton Ghost Dad | ||
| + | #Notorious L.H.C. | ||
| + | #Padme Dorothy James | ||
| + | #Pam06 | ||
| + | #Patricia03 | ||
| + | #Paul1957 | ||
| + | #Paul50 | ||
| + | #Player One | ||
| + | #Player Two | ||
| + | #Professor Monoculatus McToff | ||
| + | #Raymond6 | ||
| + | #Ronald22 | ||
| + | #Ruth3 | ||
| + | #S. G. Dukat | ||
| + | #Samuel19 | ||
| + | #Samuel49 | ||
| + | #Sarah1976 | ||
| + | #Sarah2005 | ||
| + | #Sarah55 | ||
| + | #Sharon91 | ||
| + | #Sharon99 | ||
| + | #Shaun1960 | ||
| + | #Shaun46 | ||
| + | #Shaun6 | ||
| + | #Sheena2005 | ||
| + | #Sherri97 | ||
| + | #Sidd Finch | ||
| + | #Sierra10 | ||
| + | #Sierra3 | ||
| + | #Sierra7 | ||
| + | #Stacy07 | ||
| + | #Stacy14 | ||
| + | #Steven02 | ||
| + | #Steven2002 | ||
| + | #Steven50 | ||
| + | #Susan11 | ||
| + | #Susan25 | ||
| + | #Taylor1990 | ||
| + | #Taylor1998 | ||
| + | #Thomas2 | ||
| + | #Tim21 | ||
| + | #Tim87 | ||
| + | #Tina Belcher | ||
| + | #Todd33 | ||
| + | #Tonya22 | ||
| + | #Tonya38 | ||
| + | #Tracy1977 | ||
| + | #Tricia1 | ||
| + | #Tricia14 | ||
| + | #Trinity1989 | ||
| + | #Virginia1961 | ||
| + | #Virginia2006 | ||
| + | #Wil | ||
| + | #Wric Tungstenfinger | ||
| − | + | ===prompt_posters=== | |
| + | Usernames uses in the prompts. (All of these usernames are also used in the feed) | ||
| − | + | #@meganamram | |
| − | + | #Addison1 | |
| + | #Addison8 | ||
| + | #Agric Silverfinger | ||
| + | #Aidan2 | ||
| + | #Aiden1 | ||
| + | #Aidenn Aberforth Milne | ||
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| − | + | #An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! | |
| − | + | #An unsuccessful bike design... | |
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| − | + | #and then there were nine | |
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| + | # #Long_Exposure | ||
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| + | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | ||
| + | #"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. | ||
| + | #"Is it symmetric this way?" | ||
| + | #???? USA! USA! ???? | ||
| + | #[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT] | ||
| + | #>< ))*> | ||
| + | #100 meters in 4 and a half seconds | ||
| + | #20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | ||
| + | #99 bottles of beer on the wall | ||
| + | #a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | ||
| + | #about to die lol | ||
| + | #All things considered, it turned out nice again | ||
| + | #Always get a full nights rest | ||
| + | #An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! | ||
| + | #An eight-stringed octopus? | ||
| + | #An unsuccessful bike design... | ||
| + | #Artistic recreation from new fossil find | ||
| + | #As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. | ||
| + | #As you can see It's windy out here | ||
| + | #australia is not NZ! | ||
| + | #awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | ||
| + | #back on tinder! | ||
| + | #Banana invasion in progress | ||
| + | #best day evar!!!! | ||
| + | #better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | ||
| + | #Big bowl of star-flakes | ||
| + | #Birds are less cute the closer they are. | ||
| + | #brokkolis and sweet potato, nice | ||
| + | #Burnination? Huh? | ||
| + | #Can anybody help me identify this animal? | ||
| + | #Captain obvious strikes again | ||
| + | #Cat in a hat or fox in a box? | ||
| + | #caught the sunset tonight at midday | ||
| + | #cest ne pas un pipe | ||
| + | #Check out my bowling Ball trophy! | ||
| + | #check out my usb sword! | ||
| + | #clever girl..... | ||
| + | #Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation | ||
| + | #Come on party people, put your hands together | ||
| + | #Death star model 0.0.73 | ||
| + | #Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core | ||
| + | #Do I look fat in this photo? | ||
| + | #Do I look like a penguin? | ||
| + | #Does my eye look bloodshot? | ||
| + | #Does this look like pink eye to you? | ||
| + | #Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything! | ||
| + | #drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick | ||
| + | #Dryads. that is all. | ||
| + | #Dude, where's my car? | ||
| + | #EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. | ||
| + | #emergency butter delivery | ||
| + | #Evolution of puzzles | ||
| + | #Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? | ||
| + | #Field Trip! | ||
| + | #finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera | ||
| + | #First post, be friendly | ||
| + | #First time posting, please be nice | ||
| + | #Fnnnaarrrrr! | ||
| + | #Freshly waxed floors + new socks | ||
| + | #fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night? | ||
| + | #Fucking CAKE | ||
| + | #Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? | ||
| + | #Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | ||
| + | #GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT | ||
| + | #Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets | ||
| + | #ha ha ha... no. | ||
| + | #He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean | ||
| + | #He was never seen again | ||
| + | #hello darkness my old friend | ||
| + | #Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board | ||
| + | #Hope that wasn't a granny knot | ||
| + | #How's My new haircut? | ||
| + | #hungry hungry fencing subcontractors | ||
| + | #I think I need new glasses. | ||
| + | #i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again | ||
| + | #I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! | ||
| + | #I can take photos with my teeth! | ||
| + | #I don't think this is working | ||
| + | #I dream of death | ||
| + | #i hate it when this happens | ||
| + | #I 'M out of the acorn | ||
| + | #I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper | ||
| + | #I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. | ||
| + | #I said we'd get on like a house on fire. | ||
| + | #I see you have constructed a new lightsaber | ||
| + | #I suppose things could probably be worse somehow. | ||
| + | #I think there's something here | ||
| + | #I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen | ||
| + | #I used to be like... but then i was all... | ||
| + | #I. AM. BELLSPROUT. | ||
| + | #If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. | ||
| + | #if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? | ||
| + | #if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up | ||
| + | #if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | ||
| + | #If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it | ||
| + | #I'll just go buy cigarettes | ||
| + | #I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :( | ||
| + | #I'm a fighter! | ||
| + | #I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely | ||
| + | #in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die? | ||
| + | #in theathers, close to you | ||
| + | #Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater | ||
| + | #Is this real life? | ||
| + | #Is this too cheesy? | ||
| + | #It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? | ||
| + | #IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT! | ||
| + | #It's a timey-wimey time-lord | ||
| + | #it's fun to do bad things | ||
| + | #it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama | ||
| + | #It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! | ||
| + | #It's the little things | ||
| + | #kang, do i look good in this? | ||
| + | #ksp mission success | ||
| + | #Last time i buy a budget hairdryer | ||
| + | #Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said. | ||
| + | #Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! | ||
| + | #Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents | ||
| + | #love it! | ||
| + | #Magnified 10,000 times | ||
| + | #Making grape Plasma, om nom nom! | ||
| + | #marvel universe howard the duck returns | ||
| + | #may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint | ||
| + | #Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea. | ||
| + | #Meritocracy is a pipe dream | ||
| + | #Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon | ||
| + | #Minister! We're running out of time. | ||
| + | #Mmm, Spider cake! | ||
| + | #My cat barfed this out | ||
| + | #my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks! | ||
| + | #My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? | ||
| + | #MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! | ||
| + | #My Hobby: freaking people out | ||
| + | #my new boss | ||
| + | #my wonderful dad! | ||
| + | #mYTH BUSTED! | ||
| + | #na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat! | ||
| + | #NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans | ||
| + | #New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states | ||
| + | #New haircut! | ||
| + | #no wonder the cat always sits here | ||
| + | #No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be? | ||
| + | #nonononononononononononononononononononononononono | ||
| + | #Nope nope nope nope nope | ||
| + | #Not a fruit | ||
| + | #Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets. | ||
| + | #Nothing new under the sun | ||
| + | #now you're hungry too. | ||
| + | #Oh God! It's happening again! | ||
| + | #oh look, a penny | ||
| + | #OH MY GOD A HORSE | ||
| + | #Oh no! Not again. | ||
| + | #Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size! | ||
| + | #oh, is that godot? Finally... | ||
| + | #Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut | ||
| + | #OMG! Kittens! | ||
| + | #One of the less popular Transformers. | ||
| + | #Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand | ||
| + | #Oy, my giblets! | ||
| + | #Park and ride | ||
| + | #Parlez vous Francais? | ||
| + | #passed another hitch hiker | ||
| + | #Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes | ||
| + | #PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | ||
| + | #Ramen is squishy and soft | ||
| + | #RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD | ||
| + | #run little ghost, run! | ||
| + | #Said the duchess to the vicar. | ||
| + | #smiling is for optimists | ||
| + | #So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice. | ||
| + | #Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub | ||
| + | #Someone will Make this About ObamaCare | ||
| + | #Sometimes all you can do is wait | ||
| + | #Sometimes I just want to be in the moment. | ||
| + | #Spiders. Nope. | ||
| + | #Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. | ||
| + | #Steve is realxing | ||
| + | #such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative. | ||
| + | #sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... | ||
| + | #Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love? | ||
| + | #take two, they are small | ||
| + | #terminal velocity is a myth | ||
| + | #that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits. | ||
| + | #That was when things started to get a little weird. | ||
| + | #that's me! | ||
| + | #The birds found the hobbit hole | ||
| + | #The Captain Crunch Kraken | ||
| + | #The choice is simple. | ||
| + | #the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned | ||
| + | #The designers of this camera literally nailed it | ||
| + | #The ents met the triffids | ||
| + | #the floor is made of lava. send help. | ||
| + | #The HORROR! | ||
| + | #The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves | ||
| + | #The Moon Will Eat What it will | ||
| + | #The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST.... | ||
| + | #The newest Olympic sport | ||
| + | #The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image | ||
| + | #The solution to all life's problems | ||
| + | #THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO | ||
| + | #The time has come. | ||
| + | #The unforgiving war on health | ||
| + | #The vlog was better than the movie | ||
| + | #There goes the neighborhood... | ||
| + | #there snow such thing as global warming | ||
| + | #There's a third bump, growing fast | ||
| + | #they said we couldn't play god | ||
| + | #THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much. | ||
| + | #This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!! | ||
| + | #This is why we can't have good things | ||
| + | #This isn't where i parked my zeppelin! | ||
| + | #This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand. | ||
| + | #those weren't Altoids. | ||
| + | #Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest | ||
| + | #tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat | ||
| + | #To infinity and Birdyond! | ||
| + | #Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper... | ||
| + | #Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING | ||
| + | #TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;} | ||
| + | #turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots | ||
| + | #two great tastes that go great together | ||
| + | #uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT... | ||
| + | #unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders | ||
| + | #van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement | ||
| + | #Visual representation of Dubstep | ||
| + | #Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately. | ||
| + | #we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit | ||
| + | #We can't do it, the moon is in the way | ||
| + | #welcome to the space jam | ||
| + | #Where did THAT come from? | ||
| + | #Where did this road come from?!? | ||
| + | #why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?! | ||
| + | #Why are there ants on my face?! | ||
| + | #Why do dogs like this? | ||
| + | #Why do people do this? | ||
| + | #Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"? | ||
| + | #Why should squirrel learn baseball | ||
| + | #YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN! | ||
| + | #You'll never guess what happens next... | ||
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| − | + | # #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF | |
| − | # | + | # #awefullyNicetractsofland |
| − | # | + | # #bedhead |
| − | # | + | # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE |
| − | # | + | # #blessed |
| − | # | + | # #CATSANDBIRDS |
| − | # | + | # #caturday |
| − | # | + | # #comfortfood |
| − | # # | + | # #DANGERZONE |
| + | # #delfie | ||
# #drbalanced | # #drbalanced | ||
| − | # # | + | # #DrinkSaltwater |
| − | # # | + | # #duckface |
| − | # # | + | # #flavorbomb |
| − | # # | + | # #giganticflower #headshot |
| − | # # | + | # #Hopeicanfly |
| − | # # | + | # #illuminati |
| − | # # | + | # #lifehacks |
| − | # # | + | # #livefeed #colonoscopy |
| − | # # | + | # #Long_Exposure |
| − | # | + | # #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED |
| − | # | + | # #me #throwbackthursday |
| − | # | + | # #Nailpolish |
| − | # | + | # #nofilter |
| − | # | + | # #nomakeup #justgotup #wow |
| − | # | + | # #nomakeup #justnatural |
| − | # | + | # #nomakeup #natural |
| − | # | + | # #notamodel #nofilter |
| − | # | + | # #satellite #navigation |
| − | # | + | # #selfie #imatree #thuglife |
| − | # | + | # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter |
| − | + | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | |
| − | + | # #Toobigtofall | |
| − | # | + | # #vampiremirrorselfie |
| − | # | + | #"...The Aristocrats." |
| − | # | + | #"ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER" |
| − | # | + | #"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. |
| − | # | + | #"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas |
| − | # | + | #"Is it symmetric this way?" |
| − | # | + | #"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR" |
| − | # | + | #"Space duckin'" By led blimp |
| − | + | #"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | |
| − | # | + | #"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf |
| − | # | + | #*Tips fedora* |
| − | # | + | #... It's about ethics in games journalism. |
| − | # | + | #...Freudian sense tingling... |
| − | + | #???????? | |
| − | + | #??????????! | |
| − | + | #????????????? | |
| − | + | #?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? | |
| − | + | #??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? | |
| − | + | #[user was banned for this text] | |
| − | + | #“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” | |
| − | + | #<3 hanging out with saruman | |
| − | + | #>< ))*> | |
| − | + | #1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | |
| − | + | #1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool | |
| − | + | #100 meters in 4 and a half seconds | |
| − | + | #11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | |
| − | + | #11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS | |
| − | + | #20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | |
| − | + | #99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | |
| − | + | #A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat | |
| − | + | #A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou | |
| − | + | #a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | |
| − | + | #A job so boring a bird could do it | |
| − | # | + | #A soulful rendition of "old man river" |
| − | + | #A window into my soul | |
| − | + | #Aaaaaargh | |
| − | + | #About time someone brought me that flattened basketball | |
| − | + | #about to die lol | |
| − | + | #ack | |
| − | + | #ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon! | |
| − | + | #Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough... | |
| − | + | #Alan? | |
| − | + | #All flesh is grass | |
| − | + | #All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies | |
| − | + | #All things considered, it turned out nice again | |
| − | + | #Allons-Y! | |
| − | + | #almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea | |
| − | + | #Always get a full nights rest | |
| − | + | #Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?! | |
| − | + | #amazons newest delivery method | |
| − | + | #An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! | |
| − | + | #An eight-stringed octopus? | |
| − | + | #and suddenly, popcorn | |
| − | + | #and then there were nine | |
| − | + | #And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. | |
| − | + | #and to think this is where it all started | |
| − | + | #ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS | |
| − | + | #Angry sofa is angry. | |
| − | + | #Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food | |
| − | + | #Another one bites the dust | |
| − | + | #Another victim of 'got your nose!' | |
| − | + | #ants, zomg, ants, everywhere | |
| − | + | #Anyone craving some soup right about now? | |
| − | + | #Apparently it's a thing now... | |
| − | + | #Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us | |
| − | + | #Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" | |
| − | + | #apple's new offering: iscream | |
| − | + | #Are We Not Men? We Are Devo. | |
| − | + | #Are you feeling lucky, punk? | |
| − | + | #Are you kidding me? | |
| − | + | #are you sure this is a commandline? | |
| − | + | #aren't rabbits supposed to jump out?? | |
| − | + | #As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. | |
| − | + | #As viewed on a Macintosh plus | |
| − | + | #Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | |
| − | + | #at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock | |
| − | + | #At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe | |
| − | # | + | #australia is not NZ! |
| − | + | #awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | |
| − | + | #AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb! | |
| − | + | #Aww, honey, don't cry... | |
| − | + | #Bacteriophage is worth 6 points | |
| − | + | #BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | |
| − | + | #Banana invasion in progress | |
| − | # | + | #BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! |
| − | # | + | #Bangarang Motherfuckers |
| − | # | + | #Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident. |
| − | # | + | #Bay-bae lolz |
| − | # | + | #Bazookateer crossing |
| − | # | + | #Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO |
| − | # | + | #Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich |
| − | # | + | #Best Christmas gift EVER! |
| − | # | + | #best day evar!!!! |
| − | # | + | #Best Halloween costume yet! |
| − | # | + | #Best map projection ever |
| − | # | + | #Best. Funeral. Ever. |
| − | # | + | #better go inside, I need to polish my shoes |
| − | # | + | #Beyond Level 256... |
| − | # | + | #big ben is going down. |
| − | # | + | #bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip |
| − | # | + | #birdcoin is looking to be a huge success |
| − | # | + | #Birds are less cute the closer they are. |
| − | # | + | #bit nosy, aren't you? |
| − | # | + | #Black as the crows that peck out my eyes |
| − | # | + | #Black begins and wins. |
| − | # | + | #Black box recorder |
| − | # | + | #blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol |
| − | # | + | #Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!? |
| − | # | + | #bowTieght! |
| − | # | + | #Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. |
| − | # | + | #brokkolis and sweet potato, nice |
| − | # | + | #Burnination? Huh? |
| − | # | + | #BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you? |
| − | # | + | #Cakephants are my new friends |
| − | # | + | #Can anybody help me identify this animal? |
| − | # | + | #Cant explain that |
| − | # | + | #capes are in fashion |
| − | # it | + | #Captain obvious strikes again |
| − | # | + | #Cat in a hat or fox in a box? |
| − | # | + | #caught the sunset tonight at midday |
| − | # | + | #cest ne pas un pipe |
| − | # | + | #Check out my bowling Ball trophy! |
| − | # | + | #Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! |
| − | # | + | #check out my usb sword! |
| − | # | + | #Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! |
| − | + | #Click to show secret text | |
| − | # | + | #Close the pod bay door, Hal. |
| − | # | + | #Come on party people, put your hands together |
| − | # | + | #Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member |
| − | # | + | #Contains 8 essential types of spiders! |
| − | # | + | #Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time |
| − | # | + | #Copernicus: The early years |
| − | # | + | #CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??! |
| − | # | + | #Crocodile Pink Eye |
| − | + | #cthulu caught me slipping | |
| − | # | + | #cthulu wants what cthulu wants |
| − | # | + | #Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead. |
| − | # | + | #Da_FEELS###! |
| − | # | + | #Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend |
| − | # my | + | #Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True. |
| − | # | + | #Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened. |
| − | # | + | #Damn, two o'clock already? |
| − | # | + | #damn. that squirrel's got a ball |
| − | # | + | #damned ninjas |
| − | # | + | #damnit, another drunken tree in the road |
| − | # | + | #Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! |
| − | # | + | #Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain. |
| − | # | + | #Dawn: The Final day |
| − | # | + | #Day 12: it's going well I think |
| − | # | + | #day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry |
| − | # | + | #Death star model 0.0.73 |
| − | # | + | #Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again. |
| − | # | + | #dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN. |
| − | # | + | #Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core |
| − | # | + | #Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. |
| − | # | + | #Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase |
| − | # | + | #discovered a new shortcut for making toast |
| − | # | + | #Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career. |
| − | # | + | #Do I look fat in this photo? |
| − | # | + | #Do I look like a penguin? |
| − | # | + | #Do my feet look fat? |
| − | # | + | #Do my feet smell? |
| − | # | + | #Do Notte Buye Betamacks. |
| − | # | + | #Do you feline lucky, punk? |
| − | # | + | #Do you have a lighter? |
| − | # | + | #Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen |
| − | # | + | #Does anyone know why it is doing this? |
| − | + | #does my ass look big in this? | |
| − | # | + | #Does my eye look bloodshot? |
| − | # | + | #Doesn't like being referred to as garfield |
| − | # | + | #Done my nails, don't they look pretty? |
| − | # | + | #Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything! |
| − | # | + | #Don't inhale! |
| − | # | + | #Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! |
| − | # | + | #don't worry, it's part of my plan! |
| − | # | + | #doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency |
| − | # | + | #Down time |
| − | # | + | #drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! |
| − | # | + | #drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick |
| − | # | + | #DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED |
| − | # | + | #Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm |
| − | # | + | #Dude, where's my car? |
| − | # | + | #DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you |
| − | # | + | #Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered |
| − | # | + | #Eat my shorts |
| − | # | + | #emergency butter delivery |
| − | # | + | #engage! |
| − | # | + | #ESA probe enters black hole - first photos! |
| − | # | + | #Et boum! C'est le choc! |
| − | # | + | #Evenutally, they'll write moby dick. |
| − | # | + | #every breath you take, every move you make |
| − | # | + | #Every day my damn cat makes this face |
| − | # | + | #everything makes sense now |
| − | # | + | #Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined. |
| − | # | + | #Existance is an illusion |
| − | # | + | #Extreme beer pong |
| − | # | + | #Fancy |
| − | # | + | #father & daughter re-unite! |
| − | # | + | #Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? |
| − | # The | + | #feeding my pet |
| − | # | + | #Field Trip! |
| − | # | + | #filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring... |
| − | # | + | #Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera |
| − | # | + | #finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera |
| − | # | + | #finally got that squid stache |
| − | # | + | #Fire can sometimes be hot? |
| − | # The | + | #First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges. |
| − | # | + | #First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook |
| − | # | + | #First post, be friendly |
| − | # | + | #First screenshot of portal 3 !! |
| − | # | + | #First time posting, please be nice |
| − | # | + | #First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory |
| − | # | + | #Fission, fusion, what's the difference? |
| − | # | + | #flying car - it is now officially the future |
| − | # | + | #Flying fish had no affect on it |
| − | # | + | #Fnnnaarrrrr! |
| − | # this is | + | #For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray" |
| − | # | + | #For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem |
| − | # | + | #Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs |
| − | # | + | #forgot to turn the oven off! |
| − | # | + | #Formal on top, party on the bottom |
| − | # | + | #found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? |
| − | # | + | #Found this in my garden, wtf? |
| − | # | + | #found this on google maps earlier. |
| − | + | #Freshly waxed floors + new socks | |
| − | # | + | #FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 |
| − | # | + | #fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night? |
| − | # | + | #FUCK NOT AGAIN |
| − | # | + | #Fucking CAKE |
| − | # | + | #Fulfilling western ideals! |
| − | # | + | #Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo |
| − | # | + | #George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. |
| − | # | + | #get your ass to mars |
| − | # | + | #go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk |
| − | # | + | #goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week! |
| − | # | + | #Goldilocks party! |
| − | # | + | #good old troubleshootin' |
| − | + | #google bots have uncovered some missing bits | |
| − | # | + | #GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT |
| − | # | + | #Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? |
| − | # | + | #Got your nose! |
| − | # | + | #GPS Signal lost.. damn it! |
| − | # | + | #Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! |
| − | # | + | #GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT |
| − | # | + | #Great, now I forgot where I left the car. |
| − | + | #Guillotine needs to be recalibrated | |
| − | # | + | #Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets |
| − | # | + | #GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? |
| − | # | + | #ha ha ha... no. |
| − | # | + | #Had to settle for a beard |
| − | # | + | #haha oh my cat |
| − | # | + | #Hat in the cat strike back! |
| − | # | + | #Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? |
| − | # | + | #He did say it was edible |
| − | # | + | #He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean |
| − | # | + | #He left me! :ccc |
| − | # | + | #He nailed it! |
| − | # | + | #He thought 'chutes were for the insecure |
| − | # | + | #He was never seen again |
| − | # | + | #hello darkness my old friend |
| − | # | + | #Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again. |
| − | # | + | #help wanted. inquire within. |
| − | # | + | #Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board |
| − | # | + | #Hey, it's windows 7 again! |
| − | + | #hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. | |
| − | + | #Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? | |
| − | + | #Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go | |
| − | + | #Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | |
| − | # | + | #Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts. |
| − | # | + | #Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option? |
| − | # | + | #HODOR! |
| − | # | + | #holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too! |
| − | # | + | #Homo helicopteris captured in bali |
| − | # | + | #horses can't use chalk. stupid horse. |
| − | # | + | #Houston, we are the problem |
| − | # | + | #Hoverboard to full power! |
| − | # | + | #How did I get here?!? |
| − | # | + | #how do i turn this off? |
| − | # | + | #how do you get the screensaver off? |
| − | # | + | #How does this work again? |
| − | # | + | #How many can there be? |
| − | # | + | #hungry hungry fencing subcontractors |
| − | # | + | #I think I need new glasses. |
| − | # | + | #I am a beautiful person. |
| − | # | + | #I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains |
| − | # | + | #i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again |
| − | # | + | #I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken. |
| − | # | + | #I blame supernasa |
| − | # | + | #I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! |
| − | # | + | #I broke cookie clicker... |
| − | # | + | #I can take photos with my teeth! |
| − | # | + | #I can walk on my hands |
| − | # | + | #I can't even. But I am taking evening classes. |
| − | # | + | #i can't form the words to describe such beauty |
| − | # | + | #I certainly wasn't going to bury this one |
| − | # | + | #I CHOOSE YOU! |
| − | # | + | #I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. |
| − | # | + | #I don't know |
| − | # | + | #i don't remember this scene form star wars |
| − | # | + | #I don't think I really understand what this is. |
| − | # | + | #I don't think this is working |
| − | # | + | #i don't think we're playing zelda anymore... |
| − | # | + | #I don't want to set the world on fire |
| − | # | + | #I dream of death |
| − | # | + | #I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND |
| − | # | + | #I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently |
| − | # | + | #I find this picture reflects my soul. |
| − | # | + | #I forgot the two scoops of rasins! |
| − | # | + | #I forgot to get a plane |
| − | # | + | #I found a three fingered kitten! |
| − | # | + | #I found it!!!!!!! |
| − | # | + | #I found this in my navel, should I be worried? |
| − | # | + | #I got the job! |
| − | # | + | #I guess I only have myself to blame. |
| − | # | + | #I has a sad |
| − | # | + | #i hate it when this happens |
| − | # | + | #I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines |
| − | # | + | #I hate waking up from a really good dream |
| − | # | + | #I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE |
| − | # | + | #I just bought this |
| − | # | + | #I just can't see the point anymore |
| − | # | + | #I just want to watch the world burn |
| − | # | + | #I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season |
| − | # | + | #I knew there would be side effects |
| − | # | + | #I lost my wits |
| − | # | + | #I lost my wrist |
| − | # | + | #I 'M out of the acorn |
| − | # | + | #i need to do my laundry more often. |
| − | # | + | #I never understood that part of the bibile |
| − | # | + | #I put on my wizard robe and hat |
| − | # | + | #I said we'd get on like a house on fire. |
| − | # | + | #i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner! |
| − | # | + | #I say: nuts to that! |
| − | # | + | #I see you have constructed a new lightsaber |
| − | # | + | #I should really separate those |
| − | # | + | #I solved the debt crisis! |
| − | # | + | #I Swear this dress was yellow and blue |
| − | # | + | #I think I can... I think I can |
| − | # | + | #I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL |
| − | # | + | #I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb |
| − | + | #I think there's something here | |
| − | # | + | #i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED! |
| − | # | + | #I thought of it, and it happened |
| − | # | + | #I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry." |
| − | # | + | #I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen |
| − | # | + | #I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late... |
| − | # | + | #I told you to keep the raptors secure |
| − | # | + | #i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat) |
| − | # | + | #I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES* |
| − | # | + | #i was gonna eat that |
| − | # | + | #I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters! |
| − | # | + | #I was just trying to install freebsd... |
| − | # | + | #I wish I could afford the monopolar model... |
| − | # | + | #I wish I could ride in a balloon |
| − | # | + | #I wonder what will this lead to... |
| − | # | + | #i wonder why you left me here. |
| − | # | + | #I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself |
| − | # | + | #I wouldn't eat that if I were you. |
| − | # | + | #I. AM. BELLSPROUT. |
| − | # | + | #I'd call this experiment a success. |
| − | # | + | #If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. |
| − | # | + | #if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? |
| − | # | + | #If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!! |
| − | # | + | #if there is no water on mars, at least there is data |
| − | # | + | #if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. |
| − | # | + | #If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it |
| − | # | + | #if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles. |
| − | # | + | #If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself |
| − | # | + | #I'll catch it one day |
| − | # | + | #I'll just go buy cigarettes |
| − | # | + | #I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile |
| − | # | + | #i'll never get tired of this. |
| − | # | + | #I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :( |
| − | # | + | #i'll see you on the dark side of the moon |
| − | # | + | #I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! |
| − | # | + | #I'm a Real Boy! |
| − | # | + | #I'm going to be smashed to bits |
| − | # | + | #I'm lost without your love, baby |
| − | # | + | #I'm not aging gracefully, am I? |
| − | # | + | #I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens |
| − | # | + | #i'm now 75% more efficient |
| − | # | + | #I'm ready! |
| − | # | + | #I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely |
| − | # | + | #im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere |
| − | # | + | #in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die? |
| − | + | #In hindsight, it makes perfect sense | |
| − | # | + | #In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition |
| − | # | + | #in line at the dmv |
| − | # | + | #In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it. |
| − | # | + | #in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging. |
| − | # | + | #In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king |
| − | # | + | #in theathers, close to you |
| − | # | + | #Initiate evasive maneuver! |
| − | # | + | #Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater |
| − | # | + | #introducing the yolo distribution |
| − | # | + | #is good idea yes |
| − | # | + | #Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose? |
| − | # | + | #is that a war walrus? |
| − | # | + | #is the eject button meant to do this? |
| − | # | + | #Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know. |
| − | # | + | #Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door? |
| − | # | + | #Is this real life? |
| − | # | + | #Is this room 101? |
| − | # | + | #Is this too cheesy? |
| − | # | + | #it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness |
| − | # | + | #It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye! |
| − | # | + | #It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? |
| − | # | + | #IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT! |
| − | # | + | #it was an odd place to find a stop sign |
| − | # | + | #it was never this complicated when I was a kid |
| − | # | + | #It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within. |
| − | # | + | #It's a Finger trap |
| − | # | + | #It's a timey-wimey time-lord |
| − | # | + | #it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama |
| − | + | #It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! | |
| − | + | #It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life! | |
| − | # | + | #it's the minecraft world |
| − | # | + | #I've been robbed! |
| − | # | + | #I've found a new way to feed the poor |
| − | # | + | #I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind. |
| − | # | + | #I've made a huge mistake |
| − | # | + | #I've never been so aware of my own hunger |
| − | # | + | #Jet fuel can't melt steel beams |
| − | # | + | #Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing. |
| − | # | + | #Jugghead got nothing on me :p |
| − | # | + | #just another cat video |
| − | # | + | #Just another day in paradise |
| − | # | + | #Just combing my M.C. Escher |
| − | # | + | #just cos() |
| − | + | #just found this in my garden. Should i be worried? | |
| − | + | #Just Got A new camera phone! | |
| − | + | #just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever | |
| − | + | #just look at that motherfucking satellite | |
| − | + | #just two more trips over the horizon | |
| − | + | #kang, do i look good in this? | |
| − | # | + | #Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this |
| − | # | + | #Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless. |
| + | #ksp mission success | ||
| + | #Lack of cucumbers | ||
| + | #Larry asked me to be his wingman | ||
| + | #last march of the ents | ||
| + | #Last time i buy a budget hairdryer | ||
| + | #leapfrog, anyone? | ||
| + | #Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway. | ||
| + | #LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE. | ||
| + | #Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be | ||
| + | #Life on the moon. | ||
| + | #Light traffic today. | ||
| + | #like my new haircut? | ||
| + | #Like my new nails? | ||
| + | #Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . . | ||
| + | #lol, no i didn't jump | ||
| + | #London | ||
| + | #Long, long ago in a forest far, far away... | ||
| + | #Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick! | ||
| + | #look at me, i'm from England! | ||
| + | #Look at my new blue dress! | ||
| + | #look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings | ||
| + | #Look at that fart propulsion | ||
| + | #Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! | ||
| + | #Look I genehacked a cowhorse! | ||
| + | #look ma, no hands! | ||
| + | #Look out! | ||
| + | #look what happened to my satellite | ||
| + | #Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over? | ||
| + | #Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents | ||
| + | #love it! | ||
| + | #love it!"...The Aristocrats." | ||
| + | #Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon! | ||
| + | #Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion | ||
| + | #Made in god's own image, yessiree! | ||
| + | #Magnificent as fuck | ||
| + | #Magnified 10,000 times | ||
| + | #Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic! | ||
| + | #Man in the Moon slumming | ||
| + | #Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled | ||
| + | #Man, it's windy | ||
| + | #Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker... | ||
| + | #mario Kart is harder in real life | ||
| + | #Mari-OH | ||
| + | #marvel universe howard the duck returns | ||
| + | #Maths are hard | ||
| + | #may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint | ||
| + | #Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea. | ||
| + | #Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building... | ||
| + | #Me llamo t-bone | ||
| + | #Me, before the topical ointment | ||
| + | #Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments? | ||
| + | #Mentos and lava | ||
| + | #Meritocracy is a pipe dream | ||
| + | #Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon | ||
| + | #Minecraft has fingerprints Now! | ||
| + | #Minister! We're running out of time. | ||
| + | #Mmm, Spider cake! | ||
| + | #monkey movember | ||
| + | #moo! | ||
| + | #More advantages to USB type c revealed | ||
| + | #More like, Peek-a-Pooh! | ||
| + | #Moses lied to me. | ||
| + | #Muahahahahahah | ||
| + | #My baby is learning how to write! | ||
| + | #my cat is sick | ||
| + | #My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon | ||
| + | #My elephant is disgruntled with your food service | ||
| + | #My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? | ||
| + | #my friend posing while a plane flies by | ||
| + | #MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! | ||
| + | #My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords! | ||
| + | #My gout's acting up again | ||
| + | #My hero | ||
| + | #My Hobby: freaking people out | ||
| + | #My hobby: pretending blank posts have content. | ||
| + | #my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy | ||
| + | #My new cat is awesome | ||
| + | #my new duvet cover! | ||
| + | #my new haircut only exists in another dimension | ||
| + | #My new neighbor seems a bit odd | ||
| + | #My new tattoo | ||
| + | #my new toaster has some strange attachments | ||
| + | #my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes | ||
| + | #My roommate Just got home and barged into my room | ||
| + | #my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own... | ||
| + | #My tastes are very... singular | ||
| + | #My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site! | ||
| + | #my wonderful dad! | ||
| + | #mYTH BUSTED! | ||
| + | #na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat! | ||
| + | #NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans | ||
| + | #Need a Haircut | ||
| + | #Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had. | ||
| + | #Never gonna give you up... | ||
| + | #Never will follow the instructions on google maps again. | ||
| + | #New amazon product | ||
| + | #New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states | ||
| + | #New car flipping world record set | ||
| + | #New haircut! | ||
| + | #New means to help collect more evidence | ||
| + | #New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding | ||
| + | #new phone who dis | ||
| + | #New selfy stick you can hold with your foot | ||
| + | #New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE. | ||
| + | #Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack | ||
| + | #NICE MULTIPANTS | ||
| + | #night sledding deserves a quiet night | ||
| + | #No guitar without a sombrero | ||
| + | #No lie, this is delicious | ||
| + | #no one ever suspected the shovel | ||
| + | #no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely | ||
| + | #No wants to hear me talk about my cat | ||
| + | #No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea. | ||
| + | #no wonder the cat always sits here | ||
| + | #No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be? | ||
| + | #nobody knows the trouble i've seen | ||
| + | #nonononononononononononononononononononononononono | ||
| + | #Nope nope nope nope nope | ||
| + | #Not a fruit | ||
| + | #Not Again :( | ||
| + | #Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets. | ||
| + | #Nothing new under the sun | ||
| + | #Notice anything different? | ||
| + | #Now turn it upside-down | ||
| + | #Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle. | ||
| + | #now you're hungry too. | ||
| + | #Office gamification has got out of hand. | ||
| + | #Oh bother not again | ||
| + | #oh damn! it's that time of the year again! | ||
| + | #Oh god is it still following me? | ||
| + | #OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE | ||
| + | #Oh God! It's happening again! | ||
| + | #oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit | ||
| + | #Oh here we go | ||
| + | #oh I feel a yearning so bad | ||
| + | #oh look, a penny | ||
| + | #oh no you didn't | ||
| + | #Oh No! Not again! | ||
| + | #Oh no! Not again. | ||
| + | #Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size! | ||
| + | #Oh no, it's the moon | ||
| + | #Oh shit, not again. | ||
| + | #Oh, that's where I left them! | ||
| + | #Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever | ||
| + | #Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut | ||
| + | #omfg, space bugs | ||
| + | #OMG! Kittens! | ||
| + | #On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up. | ||
| + | #On the plus side, the exhaust system does work | ||
| + | #Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap. | ||
| + | #onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia! | ||
| + | #oompa loompa diggeti doo | ||
| + | #oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening | ||
| + | #Oops. | ||
| + | #Optimus prime was having a bad day. | ||
| + | #our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems | ||
| + | #Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand | ||
| + | #Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak. | ||
| + | #Oy, my giblets! | ||
| + | #parallel universe, here i come! #sweet! | ||
| + | #Park and ride | ||
| + | #Parlez vous Francais? | ||
| + | #Parrot to the nth root of a short journey | ||
| + | #passed another hitch hiker | ||
| + | #peeling back the pages of history | ||
| + | #Perspective issues | ||
| + | #Philae lander found! | ||
| + | #photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird | ||
| + | #Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy. | ||
| + | #Picasso's illegitimate child... | ||
| + | #picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama | ||
| + | #PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary | ||
| + | #Pizza TIME | ||
| + | #Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud | ||
| + | #Please send help. | ||
| + | #Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes | ||
| + | #Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out! | ||
| + | #Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain? | ||
| + | #Press 'continue' to abort. | ||
| + | #Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this | ||
| + | #Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door. | ||
| + | #Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof | ||
| + | #product testing has confirmed our suspicions... | ||
| + | #Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!! | ||
| + | #PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | ||
| + | #Proof: loch ness monster. | ||
| + | #prototype soccer ball | ||
| + | #Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people | ||
| + | #quack quack, motherflipper | ||
| + | #Quite. | ||
| + | #racing stripes on hoodies are cool. | ||
| + | #Ramen is squishy and soft | ||
| + | #RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD | ||
| + | #real letters have curves #Serif | ||
| + | #really not how I thought I would die | ||
| + | #Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook | ||
| + | #research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna | ||
| + | #reverse et | ||
| + | #rm -rf / | ||
| + | #Robert'); Drop Table students;-- | ||
| + | #Robots in much better disguise | ||
| + | #Rollerskating always was overrated | ||
| + | #run little ghost, run! | ||
| + | #sad cow is sad | ||
| + | #Said the duchess to the vicar. | ||
| + | #Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen | ||
| + | #sarlac ball-pit!!! | ||
| + | #Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it | ||
| + | #Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman? | ||
| + | #Scientists create first man-clock hybrid | ||
| + | #Screw it, here's a cat pic | ||
| + | #SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE! | ||
| + | #senpai noticed me! ^_^ | ||
| + | #share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians | ||
| + | #She's got interesting taste in men. | ||
| + | #should i see a doctor about this? | ||
| + | #Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments. | ||
| + | #Smile! You're on Candid Microscope | ||
| + | #smiling is for optimists | ||
| + | #So long, and thanks for all the fish | ||
| + | #So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice. | ||
| + | #So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? | ||
| + | #So, it has come to this... | ||
| + | #so, scientology... | ||
| + | #So, this happened. | ||
| + | #So...Magnets, right? | ||
| + | #Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub | ||
| + | #Someone will Make this About ObamaCare | ||
| + | #SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN | ||
| + | #Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment | ||
| + | #Sometimes I just want to be in the moment. | ||
| + | #sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb | ||
| + | #Somewhere, this exists. | ||
| + | #Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy! | ||
| + | #Soon. Soon... | ||
| + | #Sorry for the potato quality. | ||
| + | #Spaaaaaaaace! | ||
| + | #Spiders. Nope. | ||
| + | #Spring has sprang | ||
| + | #SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles | ||
| + | #stay away from my eggcorns | ||
| + | #Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. | ||
| + | #Step 1: Jump the shark. | ||
| + | #step one: cut a hole in the box | ||
| + | #Steve is realxing | ||
| + | #Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris." | ||
| + | #stipple slash of saturn | ||
| + | #Stop stalin and make up your mind | ||
| + | #Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'... | ||
| + | #such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative. | ||
| + | #sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... | ||
| + | #super high intensity training at NORAD | ||
| + | #SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo! | ||
| + | #Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love? | ||
| + | #Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston. | ||
| + | #tail recursion spotted in the wild!! | ||
| + | #take two, they are small | ||
| + | #terminal velocity is a myth | ||
| + | #Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant | ||
| + | #thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system | ||
| + | #Thanks Obama! | ||
| + | #Thanks! | ||
| + | #that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits. | ||
| + | #That is one dapper bird. | ||
| + | #That is, in fact, a squirrel. | ||
| + | #That sweater is so 2013 | ||
| + | #That was when things started to get a little weird. | ||
| + | #That's gonna hurt on the way out | ||
| + | #that's me! | ||
| + | #THAT'S NO MOON | ||
| + | #That's not a chicken | ||
| + | #That's not a nut! | ||
| + | #That's too much, man! | ||
| + | #that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now? | ||
| + | #The basis for fast and furious 13. | ||
| + | #The best brick joke possible. | ||
| + | #The birds found the hobbit hole | ||
| + | #The building blocks of life | ||
| + | #The Captain Crunch Kraken | ||
| + | #The cat brought in another bird. | ||
| + | #the charge of the light brigade | ||
| + | #The choice is simple. | ||
| + | #the dark side of the moon, amirite? | ||
| + | #the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned | ||
| + | #The designers of this camera literally nailed it | ||
| + | #The Dissolution of Parliament. | ||
| + | #The doctor says it is colon cancer :( | ||
| + | #The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon | ||
| + | #The ents met the triffids | ||
| + | #the event horizon returned | ||
| + | #The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you | ||
| + | #the floor is made of lava. send help. | ||
| + | #The French space program | ||
| + | #the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game | ||
| + | #The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne! | ||
| + | #The HORROR! | ||
| + | #The horrors of war | ||
| + | #The infamous Snow-muon. | ||
| + | #The knids are hungry | ||
| + | #The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves | ||
| + | #The last person to be surprised by a selfie | ||
| + | #the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier | ||
| + | #The Little Borg Prince | ||
| + | #The metric system costs thousands of lives each year | ||
| + | #The moon landing was a lie | ||
| + | #The Moon Will Eat What it will | ||
| + | #The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST.... | ||
| + | #The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out! | ||
| + | #The newest Olympic sport | ||
| + | #The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom... | ||
| + | #the only people for me are the mad ones | ||
| + | #The press conference lasted shorter than expected! | ||
| + | #The Prodigy is in town! | ||
| + | #The prophecy was true! | ||
| + | #The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss | ||
| + | #The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image | ||
| + | #the rest is darkness and decay | ||
| + | #the saddest moment of my childhood | ||
| + | #The secret to infinite storage space | ||
| + | #The side of my car. #roadrage | ||
| + | #The solution to all life's problems | ||
| + | #The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled. | ||
| + | #THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO | ||
| + | #The tea party was right about GMO bicycles | ||
| + | #The time has come. | ||
| + | #The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer | ||
| + | #The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.) | ||
| + | #The unforgiving war on health | ||
| + | #The view outside of my airplane window. | ||
| + | #The vlog was better than the movie | ||
| + | #the world isn't flat, it's a cube! | ||
| + | #their love was doomed from the start... | ||
| + | #Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle... | ||
| + | #There goes the neighborhood... | ||
| + | #there is none of this left in the men's room #help | ||
| + | #There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken. | ||
| + | #There's a third bump, growing fast | ||
| + | #There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni. | ||
| + | #These aren't my sandwiches | ||
| + | #These cravings will never stop | ||
| + | #These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable! | ||
| + | #These two impress me every single day! #proudfather | ||
| + | #THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!! | ||
| + | #they said be careful, we said yolo | ||
| + | #they said we couldn't play god | ||
| + | #this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie | ||
| + | #This apple got a face on it dog | ||
| + | #This definitely wasn't in the Bible. | ||
| + | #This diagram of the solar system is not to scale | ||
| + | #this didn't last long. | ||
| + | #this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's | ||
| + | #this guy keeps following me | ||
| + | #This is a cat | ||
| + | #This is a good idea | ||
| + | #this is just a tribute #thed | ||
| + | #THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much. | ||
| + | #this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make. | ||
| + | #This is not a camera, it's a washing machine! | ||
| + | #This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!! | ||
| + | #This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen. | ||
| + | #This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world. | ||
| + | #This is what i had for breakfast | ||
| + | #This is why we can't have good things | ||
| + | #This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change. | ||
| + | #This isn't where i parked my zeppelin! | ||
| + | #This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace | ||
| + | #This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps | ||
| + | #This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight! | ||
| + | #This needs a motivational text | ||
| + | #This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand. | ||
| + | #this one's over 15 kt bitches! | ||
| + | #this was in the bible | ||
| + | #this was my inspiration | ||
| + | #this will make me a millionaire (patent pending) | ||
| + | #those weren't Altoids. | ||
| + | #Threaten large birds... check. | ||
| + | #Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest | ||
| + | #Time to reap the whirlwind! | ||
| + | #tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat | ||
| + | #To get to the other tree and leaf! | ||
| + | #To infinity and Birdyond! | ||
| + | #Today i am a Chinese clock | ||
| + | #today's to do list | ||
| + | #Too many quixotes, not enough giants | ||
| + | #Too much Acid. Got to sort life out. | ||
| + | #too much lens flare? | ||
| + | #Top of the world | ||
| + | #TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA. | ||
| + | #toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore. | ||
| + | #Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird. | ||
| + | #Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype | ||
| + | #Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper... | ||
| + | #T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold | ||
| + | #Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING | ||
| + | #True Self-Control | ||
| + | #truly, i am euphoric | ||
| + | #TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;} | ||
| + | #Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling! | ||
| + | #Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it! | ||
| + | #Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind | ||
| + | #two great tastes that go great together | ||
| + | #Tycho and gabe stepped up their game | ||
| + | #Ugh, i'll never understand art. | ||
| + | #uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT... | ||
| + | #Unfriendly comet eats latest probe | ||
| + | #unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders | ||
| + | #Universe man, Universe man... | ||
| + | #Unzipped sock | ||
| + | #Use the force responsibly. | ||
| + | #Visual representation of Dubstep | ||
| + | #Wait for it... | ||
| + | #wake up sheeple! | ||
| + | #Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!! | ||
| + | #Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately. | ||
| + | #WARRRBLGARBL | ||
| + | #watch me become the next favorite kardashian | ||
| + | #Watch out for the squirrely wrath! | ||
| + | #watching dune on shrooms | ||
| + | #we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit | ||
| + | #We are not men. we are devo. | ||
| + | #We can't do it, the moon is in the way | ||
| + | #We claim this iceberg for the Motherland | ||
| + | #We didn't start the fire | ||
| + | #we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show | ||
| + | #We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl | ||
| + | #We live in a golden age! | ||
| + | #We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code. | ||
| + | #We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe | ||
| + | #Weeeee!!! | ||
| + | #Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face | ||
| + | #welcome to Argentina | ||
| + | #Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision? | ||
| + | #welcome to the space jam | ||
| + | #we'll take the next one #CasualRacism | ||
| + | #Well, I guess than answers the age-old question! | ||
| + | #Well, now this is a thing. | ||
| + | #well, so much for the space program | ||
| + | #well, the keys are definitely lost.... | ||
| + | #Whale Selfie! | ||
| + | #what a bummer | ||
| + | #What could possibly go wrong™? | ||
| + | #What do you mean it wasn't set to radians? | ||
| + | #What do you see? I see a cat! | ||
| + | #what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens | ||
| + | #what to have for breakfast? | ||
| + | #whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it | ||
| + | #When pandas have nightmares | ||
| + | #WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED. | ||
| + | #When you get a perfect score on your test | ||
| + | #when you see it... | ||
| + | #Where did THAT come from? | ||
| + | #Where did this road come from?!? | ||
| + | #Where do I plug this in? | ||
| + | #where should i put this cool new tatto? | ||
| + | #where to buy spanish ham ? | ||
| + | #which end is the head of a chocolate cornet? | ||
| + | #who do you think I am? | ||
| + | #Who Made all these Don quixote clones? | ||
| + | #Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon? | ||
| + | #who sent me a bobcat? | ||
| + | #Who the fck deleted development branch?!?! | ||
| + | #Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this! | ||
| + | #Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S | ||
| + | #WHO'S THAT POKEMON? | ||
| + | #why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?! | ||
| + | #Why are there ants on my face?! | ||
| + | #Why do dogs like this? | ||
| + | #Why do people do this? | ||
| + | #Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"? | ||
| + | #Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously. | ||
| + | #Why don't chimpanzees have beards? | ||
| + | #Why should squirrel learn baseball | ||
| + | #WHY WHY WHY #WHY | ||
| + | #Why? | ||
| + | #WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6 | ||
| + | #worst horse ever :( | ||
| + | #worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1. | ||
| + | #Worth it for the karma. | ||
| + | #would you choose the microwave over this? | ||
| + | #wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce. | ||
| + | #Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude | ||
| + | #Wow. Just, Wow. | ||
| + | #wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!! | ||
| + | #Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok? | ||
| + | #Yeah... never gonna happen | ||
| + | #Yes, I followed the instructions! | ||
| + | #you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think | ||
| + | #You must be new here. | ||
| + | #YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN! | ||
| + | #You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not. | ||
| + | #You'll never guess what happens next... | ||
| + | #Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience. | ||
| + | #Zeus takes his revenge | ||
| + | #Zoidgebra 101 | ||
