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| − | + | <s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s> | |
| − | + | :Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case. | |
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==Feed== | ==Feed== | ||
http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed | http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed | ||
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<nowiki>xkcd = { | <nowiki>xkcd = { | ||
| − | prompt_reasons | + | prompt_reasons :[], |
| − | prompt_posters | + | prompt_posters :[], |
| − | + | prompt_text :[], | |
| − | + | prompt_captions :[], | |
| − | + | feed_posters :[], | |
| − | prompt_captions | + | feed_text :[] |
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} | } | ||
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if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) { | if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) { | ||
xkcd[field].push(value); | xkcd[field].push(value); | ||
| − | + | console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value); | |
} | } | ||
} | } | ||
| − | + | function next() { | |
| − | function next( | + | $.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) { |
| − | + | check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason); | |
| − | $.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed | + | check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster); |
| − | + | if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text); | |
| − | + | if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined") | |
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for(i in data.prompt.captions) | for(i in data.prompt.captions) | ||
| − | + | check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]); | |
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for(i in data.feed) { | for(i in data.feed) { | ||
| − | + | check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster); | |
| − | + | check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text); | |
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} | } | ||
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}); | }); | ||
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} | } | ||
next(); | next(); | ||
| + | setInterval('next()', 60000); | ||
| + | </nowiki> | ||
| + | (Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) | ||
| + | I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that. | ||
| + | :However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute. | ||
| − | + | You can check on the <tt>xkcd</tt> variable at any time. | |
| − | + | :The surveys do not change as often as the other data. | |
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| − | + | <s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s> | |
| − | + | :Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs. | |
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| − | + | ==Results== | |
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| − | + | ===prompt_reasons=== | |
| − | + | :The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question". | |
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| − | + | # +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++ | |
| − | + | # <%= reason %> | |
| − | + | # a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki> | |
| − | + | # aol window in front of netscape window | |
| − | + | # Baby ur much 2 fast | |
| − | + | # bookmarks migrated to Venezuela | |
| − | + | # butter didn't suit the works | |
| − | + | # butter overflow | |
| − | + | # butter to text interface not found | |
| − | + | # butter underrun | |
| − | + | # cannot save, there's something gross on the S key | |
| − | + | # CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence | |
| − | + | # cat-like typing detected | |
| − | + | # confirmation BIOS | |
| − | + | # could not evade skifree yeti | |
| − | + | # could not initialize sound blaster 16 | |
| − | + | # CRM-114 unit malfunctioning | |
| − | + | # cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike | |
| − | + | # data too big | |
| − | + | # database configuration violates the Prime Directive | |
| − | + | # Dave's not registered, man | |
| − | + | # Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core. | |
| − | + | # dictionary too stiff to read | |
| − | + | # electrons too big, stuck in wafer | |
| − | + | # ERR:INVALID DIM | |
| − | + | # error | |
| − | + | # error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail? | |
| − | + | # error: error code [error] while decoding error code | |
| − | + | # error: operation completed successfully | |
| − | + | # ethics in journalism | |
| − | + | # eyelash! eyelash! | |
| − | + | # files fell out | |
| − | + | # files overwritten with more interesting content | |
| − | + | # firewall caught fire | |
| − | + | # floating point unit no longer afloat | |
| − | + | # food problematic | |
| − | + | # friday squid blogging | |
| − | + | # general uncertainty | |
| − | + | # GSM filter change required | |
| − | + | # guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue | |
| − | + | # hard drive oil depleted | |
| − | + | # helvetica scenario | |
| − | + | # HTTP 403 and 3/4ths | |
| − | + | # HTTP 418 | |
| − | + | # http is down | |
| − | + | # hung up prematurely | |
| − | + | # I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is | |
| − | + | # i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel | |
| − | + | # illegal carrot detected in mail queue | |
| − | + | # insufficient smoke for current mirror array | |
| − | + | # lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap | |
| − | + | # lp0 on fire | |
| − | + | # Main Bus B Undervolt | |
| − | + | # mean connection time exceeded | |
| − | + | # microwave running | |
| − | + | # minimum recursion depth not reached | |
| − | + | # nanobots in the water | |
| − | + | # oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad | |
| − | + | # our buffer runneth over | |
| − | + | # out of electrons | |
| − | + | # out of monads | |
| − | + | # overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit | |
| − | + | # PC LOAD LETTER | |
| − | + | # Please Insert Riven CD 4 | |
| − | + | # PRESS PLAY ON TAPE | |
| − | + | # previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones | |
| − | + | # qubit indeterminate | |
| − | + | # RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work | |
| − | + | # screws are stripped | |
| − | + | # server aperture too narrow for capital letters | |
| − | + | # server farm lost starbucks wifi signal | |
| − | + | # server fell in ocean | |
| − | + | # server had too much to drink | |
| − | + | # server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest | |
| − | + | # server room haunted | |
| − | + | # sitemap was held upside down | |
| − | + | # Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong) | |
| − | + | # soonerist sperver fid dot nile | |
| − | + | # spin cycle still active | |
| − | + | # spin number must be of the form n/2 | |
| − | + | # spontaneous splinal dereticulation | |
| − | + | # SQL ejection | |
| − | + | # subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system | |
| − | + | # sysadmin trapped in well | |
| − | + | # tape on write-protect hole fell off | |
| − | + | # temporal paradox | |
| − | + | # the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service | |
| − | + | # the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off | |
| − | + | # the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also. | |
| − | + | # the system / is down | |
| − | + | # This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue. | |
| − | + | # This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds. | |
| − | + | # too many hands on the keyboard | |
| − | + | # transfer interrupted by incoming fax | |
| − | + | # TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK | |
| − | + | # turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door | |
| − | + | # Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile | |
| − | + | # undefined is not a function, which really makes you think | |
| − | + | # unexpected timezone drift desynchronization | |
| − | + | # unimplemented trap | |
| − | + | # User accepted terms but not conditions | |
| − | + | # User is not a typewriter. | |
| − | + | # user put spaces/vowels in filename | |
| − | + | # UTF-31 decode error | |
| − | + | # virtual memory got too real | |
| − | + | # wrong files | |
| − | + | # YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS | |
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| − | + | ===feed_posters=== | |
| − | + | Usernames used in the feed. | |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | # @meganamram | |
| − | + | # Addison1 | |
| − | + | # Addison8 | |
| − | + | # Agric Silverfinger | |
| − | + | # Aidan2 | |
| − | + | # Aiden1 | |
| − | + | # Aiden5 | |
| − | + | # Aidenn Aberforth Milne | |
| − | + | # Alice1956 | |
| − | + | # Amanda08 | |
| − | + | # Anonymous | |
| − | + | # Apple Martin | |
| − | + | # Arthur17 | |
| − | + | # Arthur19 | |
| − | + | # Ashley2009 | |
| − | + | # Ashley8 | |
| − | + | # Ashley92 | |
| − | + | # Austin72 | |
| − | + | # Ayden1952 | |
| − | + | # Bailey08 | |
| − | + | # Bailey2001 | |
| − | + | # Barbara1974 | |
| − | + | # Benjamin Kenobi Sr | |
| − | + | # Benjamin1970 | |
| − | + | # Bool Hand Luke | |
| − | + | # Brandi9 | |
| − | + | # Brittany1 | |
| − | + | # Caden14 | |
| − | + | # Caden2010 | |
| − | + | # Candice10 | |
| − | + | # Carol04 | |
| − | + | # Chad80 | |
| − | + | # Charles18 | |
| − | + | # Chelsea2006 | |
| − | + | # Cheyenne15 | |
| − | + | # Cheyenne1988 | |
| − | + | # Christina Applecare | |
| − | + | # CMOS Def | |
| − | + | # Curic Copperfinger | |
| − | + | # Cynthia1995 | |
| − | + | # Cynthia99 | |
| − | + | # Dakota09 | |
| − | + | # Dakota94 | |
| − | + | # David St. Hubbins | |
| − | + | # Debbie26 | |
| − | + | # Debbie3 | |
| − | + | # Debbie62 | |
| − | + | # Deborah3 | |
| − | + | # Delta Elroy Backslash | |
| − | + | # Destiny1983 | |
| − | + | # Destiny89 | |
| − | + | # Dillon2008 | |
| − | + | # Donald19 | |
| − | # | + | # Donna2 |
| − | # | + | # Dorothy7 |
| − | # | + | # DragonBall Cooper |
| − | # | + | # Dunston Chexin |
| − | # | + | # Dustin46 |
| − | # | + | # Earl Sinclair |
| − | # | + | # Egbert Bentley White |
| − | # | + | # Eliezer Yudkowsky |
| − | # | + | # Elon Musk |
| − | # | + | # Emily15 |
| − | # | + | # Eowyn L'Oreal James |
| − | # | + | # Euphegenia Doubtfire |
| − | # | + | # Facebook Scott Fitzgerald |
| − | # | + | # Flash Groupon |
| − | # | + | # Frances29 |
| − | # | + | # Frances51 |
| − | # | + | # Frances99 |
| − | # | + | # Gary1951 |
| − | # | + | # Gary8 |
| − | # | + | # Gary86 |
| − | # | + | # George Debian Bush |
| − | + | # George Reagan Renesmee Martin | |
| − | + | # Green Mario | |
| − | # | + | # Greg2004 |
| − | # | + | # Hatsy Collins |
| − | # | + | # Henry05 |
| − | # | + | # Henry4 |
| − | # | + | # Horsepower Lovecraft |
| − | # | + | # J. Alfred Leftshark |
| − | # | + | # Jack3 |
| − | # | + | # Jack39 |
| − | # | + | # Jacob10 |
| − | # | + | # Jada5 |
| − | # | + | # Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien |
| − | # | + | # Jaden21 |
| − | # | + | # Jaina Khloe Rowling |
| − | # | + | # Jalen81 |
| − | # | + | # James URL Jones |
| − | # | + | # Jason15 |
| − | # | + | # Jayden79 |
| − | + | # Jennifer1 | |
| − | + | # Jeph Jacques | |
| − | + | # Jerry18 | |
| − | + | # Joe Biden | |
| − | + | # John Wilkes Knuth | |
| − | # | + | # John2 |
| − | # | + | # Jonathan27 |
| − | # | + | # Joshua80 |
| − | # | + | # Joshua84 |
| − | # | + | # Justin28 |
| − | # | + | # Justin87 |
| − | # | + | # Kaden61 |
| − | # | + | # Kaitlin1976 |
| − | # | + | # Karen3 |
| − | # | + | # Kathleen78 |
| − | # | + | # Keira10 |
| − | # | + | # Keira2002 |
| − | # | + | # Keira48 |
| − | # | + | # Kelsey1970 |
| − | # | + | # Kelsey1996 |
| − | # | + | # Kenneth94 |
| − | # | + | # Kenneth96 |
| − | # | + | # Khloe14 |
| − | # | + | # Khloe2 |
| − | # | + | # Kilroy |
| − | # | + | # Kim5 |
| − | # | + | # Kristy2007 |
| − | # | + | # Larry Ronald Hubbard |
| − | # | + | # Larry1994 |
| − | # | + | # Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit |
| − | # | + | # Linda08 |
| − | # | + | # Lindsay2011 |
| − | # | + | # Lisa1995 |
| − | # | + | # Livemau5 |
| − | # | + | # Lord Gaga |
| − | # | + | # Lord Mondegreen |
| − | # | + | # Louis Reasoner |
| − | # | + | # Madison19 |
| − | # | + | # Madison80 |
| − | # | + | # Malik2 |
| − | # | + | # Margaret11 |
| − | # | + | # Margaret5 |
| − | # | + | # Marie10 |
| − | # | + | # Marie12 |
| − | # | + | # Marie3 |
| − | # | + | # Marissa Mayer |
| − | # | + | # Mark Zuckerberg |
| − | # | + | # Mark2006 |
| − | # | + | # Mark2007 |
| − | # | + | # Mark92 |
| − | # | + | # Martin Van Halen |
| − | # | + | # Matthew2006 |
| − | # | + | # Mavis Bitcoin |
| − | # | + | # Michaela2006 |
| − | # | + | # Michelle11 |
| − | # | + | # Minecraft Holmes |
| − | # | + | # Misty3 |
| − | # | + | # Myspace Tom |
| − | # | + | # Norton Ghost Dad |
| − | # | + | # Notorious L.H.C. |
| − | # | + | # Padme Dorothy James |
| − | # | + | # Pam06 |
| − | # | + | # Patricia03 |
| − | # | + | # Paul1957 |
| − | # | + | # Paul50 |
| − | # | + | # Player One |
| − | # | + | # Player Two |
| − | + | # Professor Monoculatus McToff | |
| − | + | # Raymond6 | |
| − | + | # Ronald22 | |
| − | + | # Ruth3 | |
| − | # | + | # S. G. Dukat |
| − | # | + | # Samuel19 |
| − | # | + | # Samuel49 |
| − | # | + | # Sarah1976 |
| − | # | + | # Sarah2005 |
| − | # | + | # Sarah55 |
| − | # | + | # Sharon91 |
| − | # | + | # Sharon99 |
| − | # | + | # Shaun1960 |
| − | # | + | # Shaun46 |
| + | # Shaun6 | ||
| + | # Sheena2005 | ||
| + | # Sherri97 | ||
| + | # Sidd Finch | ||
| + | # Sierra10 | ||
| + | # Sierra3 | ||
| + | # Sierra7 | ||
| + | # Stacy07 | ||
| + | # Stacy14 | ||
| + | # Steven02 | ||
| + | # Steven2002 | ||
| + | # Steven50 | ||
| + | # Susan11 | ||
| + | # Susan25 | ||
| + | # Taylor1990 | ||
| + | # Taylor1998 | ||
| + | # Thomas2 | ||
| + | # Tim21 | ||
| + | # Tim87 | ||
| + | # Tina Belcher | ||
| + | # Todd33 | ||
| + | # Tonya22 | ||
| + | # Tonya38 | ||
| + | # Tracy1977 | ||
| + | # Tricia1 | ||
| + | # Tricia14 | ||
| + | # Trinity1989 | ||
| + | # Virginia1961 | ||
| + | # Virginia2006 | ||
| + | # Wil | ||
| + | # Wric Tungstenfinger | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===prompt_posters=== | ||
| + | Usernames used in the prompts. | ||
| + | :All of these usernames are also used in the feed | ||
| + | :There are currently 66 users used in the feed which my script has never found in the prompt | ||
| + | :There are currently 30 users on the transcript page which I have only found in the feed and not in the prompt. | ||
| + | :Although I expect that I will eventually find all feed usernames in the prompt. | ||
| + | |||
| + | #@meganamram | ||
| + | #Addison1 | ||
| + | #Addison8 | ||
| + | #Agric Silverfinger | ||
| + | #Aidan2 | ||
| + | #Aiden1 | ||
| + | #Aidenn Aberforth Milne | ||
| + | #Alice1956 | ||
| + | #Amanda08 | ||
| + | #Anonymous | ||
| + | #Apple Martin | ||
| + | #Arthur19 | ||
| + | #Ashley2009 | ||
| + | #Ashley92 | ||
| + | #Ayden1952 | ||
| + | #Bailey2001 | ||
| + | #Barbara1974 | ||
| + | #Benjamin Kenobi Sr | ||
| + | #Bool Hand Luke | ||
| + | #Brandi9 | ||
| + | #Caden14 | ||
| + | #Caden2010 | ||
| + | #Chad80 | ||
| + | #Charles18 | ||
| + | #Chelsea2006 | ||
| + | #Cheyenne1988 | ||
| + | #Christina Applecare | ||
| + | #CMOS Def | ||
| + | #Curic Copperfinger | ||
| + | #Cynthia1995 | ||
| + | #Cynthia99 | ||
| + | #Dakota94 | ||
| + | #David St. Hubbins | ||
| + | #Debbie26 | ||
| + | #Debbie62 | ||
| + | #Deborah3 | ||
| + | #Destiny1983 | ||
| + | #Destiny89 | ||
| + | #Donald19 | ||
| + | #Donna2 | ||
| + | #Dorothy7 | ||
| + | #Dunston Chexin | ||
| + | #Earl Sinclair | ||
| + | #Egbert Bentley White | ||
| + | #Eliezer Yudkowsky | ||
| + | #Elon Musk | ||
| + | #Eowyn L'Oreal James | ||
| + | #Euphegenia Doubtfire | ||
| + | #Facebook Scott Fitzgerald | ||
| + | #Frances29 | ||
| + | #Frances51 | ||
| + | #Frances99 | ||
| + | #Gary1951 | ||
| + | #Gary8 | ||
| + | #George Debian Bush | ||
| + | #George Reagan Renesmee Martin | ||
| + | #Green Mario | ||
| + | #Greg2004 | ||
| + | #Hatsy Collins | ||
| + | #Henry05 | ||
| + | #Horsepower Lovecraft | ||
| + | #J. Alfred Leftshark | ||
| + | #Jack3 | ||
| + | #Jack39 | ||
| + | #Jaden21 | ||
| + | #Jaina Khloe Rowling | ||
| + | #Jalen81 | ||
| + | #James URL Jones | ||
| + | #Jayden79 | ||
| + | #Joe Biden | ||
| + | #Jonathan27 | ||
| + | #Joshua80 | ||
| + | #Justin87 | ||
| + | #Kaden61 | ||
| + | #Kaitlin1976 | ||
| + | #Karen3 | ||
| + | #Kathleen78 | ||
| + | #Keira10 | ||
| + | #Keira2002 | ||
| + | #Keira48 | ||
| + | #Kelsey1970 | ||
| + | #Kenneth96 | ||
| + | #Khloe14 | ||
| + | #Larry Ronald Hubbard | ||
| + | #Larry1994 | ||
| + | #Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit | ||
| + | #Linda08 | ||
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| + | #Lord Gaga | ||
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| + | #Malik2 | ||
| + | #Margaret11 | ||
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| + | #Marie12 | ||
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| + | #Marissa Mayer | ||
| + | #Mark Zuckerberg | ||
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| + | #Martin Van Halen | ||
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| + | #Mavis Bitcoin | ||
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| + | #S. G. Dukat | ||
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| + | #Sidd Finch | ||
| + | #Sierra10 | ||
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| + | #Tracy1977 | ||
| + | #Tricia1 | ||
| + | #Tricia14 | ||
| + | #Trinity1989 | ||
| + | #Virginia1961 | ||
| + | #Virginia2006 | ||
| + | #Wil | ||
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| + | *突っ込むところもねい！ | ||
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| + | # #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF | ||
| + | # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | ||
| + | # #blessed | ||
| + | # #BROKEN | ||
| + | # #CATSANDBIRDS | ||
| + | # #caturday | ||
| + | # #comfortfood | ||
| + | # #DANGERZONE | ||
| + | # #DARE to #DREAM | ||
| + | # #delfie | ||
| + | # #fallingfromorbit | ||
| + | # #flavorbomb | ||
| + | # #hashtag | ||
| + | # #hoax | ||
| + | # #Hopeicanfly | ||
| + | # #illuminati | ||
| + | # #lifehacks | ||
| + | # #livefeed #colonoscopy | ||
| + | # #Long_Exposure | ||
| + | # #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED | ||
| + | # #me #throwbackthursday | ||
| + | # #Nailpolish | ||
| + | # #nofilter | ||
| + | # #nomakeup #justgotup #wow | ||
| + | # #nomakeup #justnatural | ||
| + | # #nomakeup #natural | ||
| + | # #satellite #navigation | ||
| + | # #selfie #imatree #thuglife | ||
| + | # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter | ||
| + | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | ||
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| + | # #twinsies | ||
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# "Is it symmetric this way?" | # "Is it symmetric this way?" | ||
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| − | + | # >< ))*> | |
| − | + | # 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | |
| − | + | # 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds | |
| − | + | # 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | |
| − | + | # 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | |
| − | + | # 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay | |
| − | + | # 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation | |
| − | + | # 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | |
| − | + | # A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat | |
| − | + | # A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou | |
| − | + | # a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | |
| − | + | # A job so boring a bird could do it | |
| − | + | # A soulful rendition of "old man river" | |
| − | + | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| − | + | # About time someone brought me that flattened basketball | |
| − | + | # about to die lol | |
| − | + | # ack | |
| − | + | # Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough... | |
| − | + | # Alan? | |
| − | + | # All flesh is grass | |
| − | + | # All things considered, it turned out nice again | |
| − | + | # Allons-Y! | |
| − | + | # Always get a full nights rest | |
| − | + | # Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck? | |
| − | + | # amazons newest delivery method | |
| − | + | # An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! | |
| − | + | # An unsuccessful bike design... | |
| − | + | # And so the hunt begins! | |
| − | + | # and suddenly, popcorn | |
| − | + | # and then there were nine | |
| − | + | # ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS | |
| − | + | # Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food | |
| − | + | # ants, zomg, ants, everywhere | |
| − | + | # Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb? | |
| − | + | # anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend. | |
| − | + | # Apparently it's a thing now... | |
| − | + | # Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" | |
| − | + | # apple's new offering: iscream | |
| − | + | # Are you feeling lucky, punk? | |
| − | + | # are you sure this is a commandline? | |
| − | + | # aren't rabbits supposed to jump out?? | |
| − | + | # As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. | |
| − | + | # As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape. | |
| − | + | # As viewed on a Macintosh plus | |
| − | + | # Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. | |
| − | + | # Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | |
| − | + | # At least it stopped bleeding acid | |
| − | + | # At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe | |
| − | + | # australia is not NZ! | |
| − | + | # awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | |
| − | + | # AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb! | |
| − | + | # Ayyyy LMAO! | |
| − | + | # back on tinder! | |
| − | + | # Bacteriophage is worth 6 points | |
| − | + | # BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | |
| − | + | # Banana invasion in progress | |
| − | + | # Bangarang Motherfuckers | |
| − | + | # Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident. | |
| − | + | # Bay-bae lolz | |
| − | + | # Bazookateer crossing | |
| − | + | # been stuck here for a while, any ideas? | |
| − | + | # Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | |
| − | + | # Best Christmas gift EVER! | |
| − | + | # best day evar!!!! | |
| − | + | # Best Halloween costume yet! | |
| − | + | # Best map projection ever | |
| − | + | # best republican caucus ever! | |
| − | + | # Best. Funeral. Ever. | |
| − | + | # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | |
| − | + | # Beyond Level 256... | |
| − | + | # big ben is going down. | |
| − | + | # Big bowl of star-flakes | |
| − | + | # big data strikes back | |
| − | + | # bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip | |
| − | + | # birdcoin is looking to be a huge success | |
| − | + | # Birds are less cute the closer they are. | |
| − | + | # Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back | |
| − | + | # Black as the crows that peck out my eyes | |
| − | + | # Black begins and wins. | |
| − | + | # Black box recorder | |
| − | + | # blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol | |
| − | + | # Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!? | |
| − | + | # bowTieght! | |
| − | + | # Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | |
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| − | + | # #duckface | |
| − | + | # does my ass look big in this? | |
| − | + | # What a beautiful time to be alive! | |
| − | # | + | # I was just trying to install freebsd... |
| − | # | + | # I don't want to set the world on fire |
| − | # | + | # Fancy |
| − | # | + | # ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ |
| − | + | # RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!! | |
| − | + | # reverse microwave oven | |
| − | + | # Prius Love | |
| − | # | + | # My dad in the army |
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| − | # | + | # Aaaaaargh |
| − | # | + | # i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any? |
| − | # | + | # Sun deflation: optimal |
| − | # | + | # The secret to infinite storage space |
| − | # | + | # I don't think that's supposed to go there... |
| − | # | + | # Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon! |
| − | # | + | # 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS |
| − | # | + | # #vampiremirrorselfie |
| − | # | + | # Why do dogs like this? |
| − | # | + | # #saturday #memories #beautiful |
| − | # | + | # rm -rf / |
| − | # | + | # Cant explain that |
| − | # | + | # Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened. |
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| − | # | + | # Check out my bowling Ball trophy! |
| − | + | # The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves | |
| − | # | + | # Oops. |
| − | + | # My server cooling system. | |
| − | + | # why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?! | |
| − | + | # So long and thanks for all the fish! | |
| − | + | # #toothproblems | |
| − | + | # 突っ込むところもねい！ | |
| − | + | # 💩 | |
| − | # | + | # 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸 |
| − | # | + | # Your conspiracy theories are dumb. |
| − | + | # capes are in fashion | |
| − | # | + | # He was never seen again |
| − | + | # We didn't start the fire | |
| − | # | + | # Like my new nails? |
| − | + | # I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season | |
| − | # | + | # That was when things started to get a little weird. |
| − | # | + | # void main() { fork; } |
| − | # | + | # Steve is realxing |
| − | # | + | # Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know |
| − | # | + | # it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco |
| − | + | # My house is my castle | |
| − | + | # My boyfriend finally proposed! | |
| − | # | + | # I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. |
| − | # | + | # Step 1: Jump the shark. |
| − | + | # My cat barfed this out | |
| − | + | # so I went and summoned hitler but he got old | |
| − | + | # whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it | |
| − | # | + | # Anyone craving some soup right about now? |
| − | # | + | # Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh |
| − | # | + | # Ce n'est pas un canard |
| − | # | + | # *Tips fedora* |
| − | # That was when things started to get a little weird. | + | # I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. |
| − | # | + | # Does this look like pink eye to you? |
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| − | # | + | # sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb |
| − | # | + | # #notallmen |
| − | # | + | # Park and ride |
# the charge of the light brigade | # the charge of the light brigade | ||
| − | # The | + | # Do I look fat in this photo? |
| − | + | # The rook is getting closer. Help me. | |
| − | # | + | # In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition |
| − | # | + | # CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding. |
| − | # | + | # Does anyone know why it is doing this? |
| − | # | + | # This is twitter, right? #confused |
| − | # | + | # Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program |
| − | # | + | # Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing? |
| − | # the | + | # Zeus takes his revenge |
| − | # | + | # I. AM. BELLSPROUT. |
| − | # | + | # Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience. |
| − | # | + | # Spaaaaaaaace! |
| − | # The | + | # First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory |
| − | # the | + | # I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special. |
| − | + | # oh I feel a yearning so bad | |
| − | # | + | # my taco face |
| − | # | + | # Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich |
| − | # | + | # i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known... |
| − | # the | + | # prototype soccer ball |
| − | # | + | # The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun" |
| − | + | # Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub | |
| − | # the | + | # bit nosy, aren't you? |
| − | # | + | # Obama pardons Santa claus |
| − | # | + | # There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni. |
| − | # | + | # One year ago I looked like this |
| − | # | + | # I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. |
| − | # the | + | # Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever |
| − | # | + | # And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. |
| − | # | + | # MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets |
| − | # | + | # 3 year olds first lego experience |
| − | # | + | # More like, Peek-a-Pooh! |
| − | + | # love it!"...The Aristocrats." | |
| − | # | + | # Jugghead got nothing on me :p |
| − | # | + | # the way of the future |
| − | # | + | # Do Notte Buye Betamacks. |
| − | # | + | # We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky. |
| − | # | + | # Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us |
| − | # | + | # New haircut! |
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| − | # | + | The text for when there are multiple images to choose from |
| − | # | + | # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE |
| − | # | + | # #DARE to #DREAM |
| − | # | + | # #delfie |
| − | # | + | # #fallingfromorbit |
| − | # | + | # #flavorbomb |
| − | # | + | # #Hopeicanfly |
| − | # | + | # #Long_Exposure |
| − | # | + | # #me #throwbackthursday |
| − | # | + | # #saturday #memories #beautiful |
| − | # | + | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY |
| − | # | + | #"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. |
| − | # | + | #"Is it symmetric this way?" |
| − | # | + | #???? USA! USA! ???? |
| − | # | + | #[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT] |
| − | + | #>< ))*> | |
| − | # the | + | #100 meters in 4 and a half seconds |
| − | + | #20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | |
| − | + | #99 bottles of beer on the wall | |
| − | + | #a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | |
| − | + | #about to die lol | |
| − | # | + | #All things considered, it turned out nice again |
| − | # | + | #Always get a full nights rest |
| − | # | + | #An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! |
| − | # | + | #An eight-stringed octopus? |
| − | # | + | #An unsuccessful bike design... |
| − | # | + | #Artistic recreation from new fossil find |
| − | + | #As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. | |
| − | # | + | #As you can see It's windy out here |
| − | # | + | #australia is not NZ! |
| − | # the | + | #awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag |
| − | # | + | #back on tinder! |
| − | # | + | #Banana invasion in progress |
| − | # | + | #best day evar!!!! |
| − | # | + | #better go inside, I need to polish my shoes |
| − | # | + | #Big bowl of star-flakes |
| − | # | + | #Birds are less cute the closer they are. |
| − | # | + | #brokkolis and sweet potato, nice |
| − | # | + | #Burnination? Huh? |
| − | # | + | #Can anybody help me identify this animal? |
| − | # | + | #Captain obvious strikes again |
| − | # | + | #Cat in a hat or fox in a box? |
| − | # | + | #caught the sunset tonight at midday |
| − | # | + | #cest ne pas un pipe |
| − | # | + | #Check out my bowling Ball trophy! |
| − | # | + | #check out my usb sword! |
| − | # | + | #clever girl..... |
| − | # | + | #Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation |
| − | # | + | #Come on party people, put your hands together |
| − | # | + | #Death star model 0.0.73 |
| − | # | + | #Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core |
| − | # | + | #Do I look fat in this photo? |
| − | # | + | #Do I look like a penguin? |
| − | # | + | #Does my eye look bloodshot? |
| − | # | + | #Does this look like pink eye to you? |
| − | # | + | #Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything! |
| − | # | + | #drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick |
| − | # | + | #Dryads. that is all. |
| − | # | + | #Dude, where's my car? |
| − | # | + | #EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. |
| − | # | + | #emergency butter delivery |
| − | # | + | #Evolution of puzzles |
| − | # | + | #Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? |
| − | # | + | #Field Trip! |
| − | # | + | #finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera |
| − | + | #First post, be friendly | |
| − | # | + | #First time posting, please be nice |
| − | # | + | #Fnnnaarrrrr! |
| − | # | + | #Freshly waxed floors + new socks |
| − | # | + | #fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night? |
| − | # | + | #Fucking CAKE |
| − | # | + | #Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? |
| − | # | + | #Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! |
| − | # | + | #GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT |
| − | # | + | #Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets |
| − | # | + | #ha ha ha... no. |
| − | # | + | #He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean |
| − | # | + | #He was never seen again |
| − | + | #hello darkness my old friend | |
| − | # | + | #Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board |
| − | # | + | #Hope that wasn't a granny knot |
| − | # | + | #How's My new haircut? |
| − | # | + | #hungry hungry fencing subcontractors |
| − | # | + | #I think I need new glasses. |
| − | # | + | #i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again |
| − | + | #I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! | |
| − | # | + | #I can take photos with my teeth! |
| − | # | + | #I don't think this is working |
| − | # | + | #I dream of death |
| − | # they | + | #i hate it when this happens |
| − | # | + | #I 'M out of the acorn |
| − | + | #I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper | |
| − | # | + | #I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. |
| − | # | + | #I said we'd get on like a house on fire. |
| − | # | + | #I see you have constructed a new lightsaber |
| − | + | #I suppose things could probably be worse somehow. | |
| − | # | + | #I think there's something here |
| − | # | + | #I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen |
| − | # this | + | #I used to be like... but then i was all... |
| − | # | + | #I. AM. BELLSPROUT. |
| − | # | + | #If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. |
| − | # this | + | #if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? |
| − | # | + | #if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up |
| − | # | + | #if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. |
| − | # | + | #If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it |
| − | # | + | #I'll just go buy cigarettes |
| − | # | + | #I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :( |
| − | # this | + | #I'm a fighter! |
| − | # | + | #I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely |
| − | # | + | #in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die? |
| − | # | + | #in theathers, close to you |
| − | # | + | #Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater |
| − | # | + | #Is this real life? |
| − | # | + | #Is this too cheesy? |
| − | # | + | #It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? |
| − | # | + | #IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT! |
| − | # | + | #It's a timey-wimey time-lord |
| − | # | + | #it's fun to do bad things |
| − | # | + | #it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama |
| − | # | + | #It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! |
| − | # | + | #It's the little things |
| − | # this | + | #kang, do i look good in this? |
| − | # | + | #ksp mission success |
| − | + | #Last time i buy a budget hairdryer | |
| − | # | + | #Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said. |
| − | # | + | #Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! |
| − | # | + | #Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents |
| − | # | + | #love it! |
| − | # | + | #Magnified 10,000 times |
| − | # | + | #Making grape Plasma, om nom nom! |
| − | # | + | #marvel universe howard the duck returns |
| − | # | + | #may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint |
| − | # | + | #Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea. |
| + | #Meritocracy is a pipe dream | ||
| + | #Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon | ||
| + | #Minister! We're running out of time. | ||
| + | #Mmm, Spider cake! | ||
| + | #My cat barfed this out | ||
| + | #my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks! | ||
| + | #My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? | ||
| + | #MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! | ||
| + | #My Hobby: freaking people out | ||
| + | #my new boss | ||
| + | #my wonderful dad! | ||
| + | #mYTH BUSTED! | ||
| + | #na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat! | ||
| + | #NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans | ||
| + | #New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states | ||
| + | #New haircut! | ||
| + | #no wonder the cat always sits here | ||
| + | #No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be? | ||
| + | #nonononononononononononononononononononononononono | ||
| + | #Nope nope nope nope nope | ||
| + | #Not a fruit | ||
| + | #Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets. | ||
| + | #Nothing new under the sun | ||
| + | #now you're hungry too. | ||
| + | #Oh God! It's happening again! | ||
| + | #oh look, a penny | ||
| + | #OH MY GOD A HORSE | ||
| + | #Oh no! Not again. | ||
| + | #Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size! | ||
| + | #oh, is that godot? Finally... | ||
| + | #Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut | ||
| + | #OMG! Kittens! | ||
| + | #One of the less popular Transformers. | ||
| + | #Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand | ||
| + | #Oy, my giblets! | ||
| + | #Park and ride | ||
| + | #Parlez vous Francais? | ||
| + | #passed another hitch hiker | ||
| + | #Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes | ||
| + | #PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | ||
| + | #Ramen is squishy and soft | ||
| + | #RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD | ||
| + | #run little ghost, run! | ||
| + | #Said the duchess to the vicar. | ||
| + | #smiling is for optimists | ||
| + | #So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice. | ||
| + | #Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub | ||
| + | #Someone will Make this About ObamaCare | ||
| + | #Sometimes all you can do is wait | ||
| + | #Sometimes I just want to be in the moment. | ||
| + | #Spiders. Nope. | ||
| + | #Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. | ||
| + | #Steve is realxing | ||
| + | #such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative. | ||
| + | #sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... | ||
| + | #Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love? | ||
| + | #take two, they are small | ||
| + | #terminal velocity is a myth | ||
| + | #that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits. | ||
| + | #That was when things started to get a little weird. | ||
| + | #that's me! | ||
| + | #The birds found the hobbit hole | ||
| + | #The Captain Crunch Kraken | ||
| + | #The choice is simple. | ||
| + | #the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned | ||
| + | #The designers of this camera literally nailed it | ||
| + | #The ents met the triffids | ||
| + | #the floor is made of lava. send help. | ||
| + | #The HORROR! | ||
| + | #The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves | ||
| + | #The Moon Will Eat What it will | ||
| + | #The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST.... | ||
| + | #The newest Olympic sport | ||
| + | #The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image | ||
| + | #The solution to all life's problems | ||
| + | #THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO | ||
| + | #The time has come. | ||
| + | #The unforgiving war on health | ||
| + | #The vlog was better than the movie | ||
| + | #There goes the neighborhood... | ||
| + | #there snow such thing as global warming | ||
| + | #There's a third bump, growing fast | ||
| + | #they said we couldn't play god | ||
| + | #THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much. | ||
| + | #This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!! | ||
| + | #This is why we can't have good things | ||
| + | #This isn't where i parked my zeppelin! | ||
| + | #This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand. | ||
| + | #those weren't Altoids. | ||
| + | #Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest | ||
| + | #tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat | ||
| + | #To infinity and Birdyond! | ||
| + | #Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper... | ||
| + | #Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING | ||
| + | #TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;} | ||
| + | #turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots | ||
| + | #two great tastes that go great together | ||
| + | #uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT... | ||
| + | #unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders | ||
| + | #van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement | ||
| + | #Visual representation of Dubstep | ||
| + | #Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately. | ||
| + | #we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit | ||
| + | #We can't do it, the moon is in the way | ||
| + | #welcome to the space jam | ||
| + | #Where did THAT come from? | ||
| + | #Where did this road come from?!? | ||
| + | #why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?! | ||
| + | #Why are there ants on my face?! | ||
| + | #Why do dogs like this? | ||
| + | #Why do people do this? | ||
| + | #Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"? | ||
| + | #Why should squirrel learn baseball | ||
| + | #YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN! | ||
| + | #You'll never guess what happens next... | ||
| + | |||
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| + | The captions to choose from for a single image (762 of these are also used in the feed.) | ||
| + | |||
| + | # #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF | ||
| + | # #awefullyNicetractsofland | ||
| + | # #bedhead | ||
| + | # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | ||
| + | # #blessed | ||
| + | # #CATSANDBIRDS | ||
| + | # #caturday | ||
| + | # #comfortfood | ||
| + | # #DANGERZONE | ||
| + | # #delfie | ||
| + | # #drbalanced | ||
| + | # #DrinkSaltwater | ||
| + | # #duckface | ||
| + | # #flavorbomb | ||
| + | # #giganticflower #headshot | ||
| + | # #Hopeicanfly | ||
| + | # #illuminati | ||
| + | # #lifehacks | ||
| + | # #livefeed #colonoscopy | ||
| + | # #Long_Exposure | ||
| + | # #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED | ||
| + | # #me #throwbackthursday | ||
| + | # #Nailpolish | ||
| + | # #nofilter | ||
| + | # #nomakeup #justgotup #wow | ||
| + | # #nomakeup #justnatural | ||
| + | # #nomakeup #natural | ||
| + | # #notamodel #nofilter | ||
| + | # #satellite #navigation | ||
| + | # #selfie #imatree #thuglife | ||
| + | # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter | ||
| + | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | ||
| + | # #Toobigtofall | ||
| + | # #vampiremirrorselfie | ||
| + | #"...The Aristocrats." | ||
| + | #"ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER" | ||
| + | #"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. | ||
| + | #"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas | ||
| + | #"Is it symmetric this way?" | ||
| + | #"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR" | ||
| + | #"Space duckin'" By led blimp | ||
| + | #"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | ||
| + | #"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf | ||
| + | #*Tips fedora* | ||
| + | #... It's about ethics in games journalism. | ||
| + | #...Freudian sense tingling... | ||
| + | #???????? | ||
| + | #??????????! | ||
| + | #????????????? | ||
| + | #?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? | ||
| + | #??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? | ||
| + | #[user was banned for this text] | ||
| + | #“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” | ||
| + | #<3 hanging out with saruman | ||
| + | #>< ))*> | ||
| + | #1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | ||
| + | #1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool | ||
| + | #100 meters in 4 and a half seconds | ||
| + | #11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | ||
| + | #11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS | ||
| + | #20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | ||
| + | #99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | ||
| + | #A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat | ||
| + | #A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou | ||
| + | #a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | ||
| + | #A job so boring a bird could do it | ||
| + | #A soulful rendition of "old man river" | ||
| + | #A window into my soul | ||
| + | #Aaaaaargh | ||
| + | #About time someone brought me that flattened basketball | ||
| + | #about to die lol | ||
| + | #ack | ||
| + | #ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon! | ||
| + | #Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough... | ||
| + | #Alan? | ||
| + | #All flesh is grass | ||
| + | #All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies | ||
| + | #All things considered, it turned out nice again | ||
| + | #Allons-Y! | ||
| + | #almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea | ||
| + | #Always get a full nights rest | ||
| + | #Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?! | ||
| + | #amazons newest delivery method | ||
| + | #An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! | ||
| + | #An eight-stringed octopus? | ||
| + | #and suddenly, popcorn | ||
| + | #and then there were nine | ||
| + | #And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. | ||
| + | #and to think this is where it all started | ||
| + | #ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS | ||
| + | #Angry sofa is angry. | ||
| + | #Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food | ||
| + | #Another one bites the dust | ||
| + | #Another victim of 'got your nose!' | ||
| + | #ants, zomg, ants, everywhere | ||
| + | #Anyone craving some soup right about now? | ||
| + | #Apparently it's a thing now... | ||
| + | #Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us | ||
| + | #Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" | ||
| + | #apple's new offering: iscream | ||
| + | #Are We Not Men? We Are Devo. | ||
| + | #Are you feeling lucky, punk? | ||
| + | #Are you kidding me? | ||
| + | #are you sure this is a commandline? | ||
| + | #aren't rabbits supposed to jump out?? | ||
| + | #As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. | ||
| + | #As viewed on a Macintosh plus | ||
| + | #Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | ||
| + | #at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock | ||
| + | #At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe | ||
| + | #australia is not NZ! | ||
| + | #awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | ||
| + | #AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb! | ||
| + | #Aww, honey, don't cry... | ||
| + | #Bacteriophage is worth 6 points | ||
| + | #BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | ||
| + | #Banana invasion in progress | ||
| + | #BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! | ||
| + | #Bangarang Motherfuckers | ||
| + | #Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident. | ||
| + | #Bay-bae lolz | ||
| + | #Bazookateer crossing | ||
| + | #Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | ||
| + | #Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich | ||
| + | #Best Christmas gift EVER! | ||
| + | #best day evar!!!! | ||
| + | #Best Halloween costume yet! | ||
| + | #Best map projection ever | ||
| + | #Best. Funeral. Ever. | ||
| + | #better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | ||
| + | #Beyond Level 256... | ||
| + | #big ben is going down. | ||
| + | #bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip | ||
| + | #birdcoin is looking to be a huge success | ||
| + | #Birds are less cute the closer they are. | ||
| + | #bit nosy, aren't you? | ||
| + | #Black as the crows that peck out my eyes | ||
| + | #Black begins and wins. | ||
| + | #Black box recorder | ||
| + | #blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol | ||
| + | #Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!? | ||
| + | #bowTieght! | ||
| + | #Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | ||
| + | #brokkolis and sweet potato, nice | ||
| + | #Burnination? Huh? | ||
| + | #BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you? | ||
| + | #Cakephants are my new friends | ||
| + | #Can anybody help me identify this animal? | ||
| + | #Cant explain that | ||
| + | #capes are in fashion | ||
| + | #Captain obvious strikes again | ||
| + | #Cat in a hat or fox in a box? | ||
| + | #caught the sunset tonight at midday | ||
| + | #cest ne pas un pipe | ||
| + | #Check out my bowling Ball trophy! | ||
| + | #Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | ||
| + | #check out my usb sword! | ||
| + | #Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! | ||
| + | #Click to show secret text | ||
| + | #Close the pod bay door, Hal. | ||
| + | #Come on party people, put your hands together | ||
| + | #Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member | ||
| + | #Contains 8 essential types of spiders! | ||
| + | #Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time | ||
| + | #Copernicus: The early years | ||
| + | #CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??! | ||
| + | #Crocodile Pink Eye | ||
| + | #cthulu caught me slipping | ||
| + | #cthulu wants what cthulu wants | ||
| + | #Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead. | ||
| + | #Da_FEELS###! | ||
| + | #Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend | ||
| + | #Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True. | ||
| + | #Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened. | ||
| + | #Damn, two o'clock already? | ||
| + | #damn. that squirrel's got a ball | ||
| + | #damned ninjas | ||
| + | #damnit, another drunken tree in the road | ||
| + | #Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | ||
| + | #Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain. | ||
| + | #Dawn: The Final day | ||
| + | #Day 12: it's going well I think | ||
| + | #day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry | ||
| + | #Death star model 0.0.73 | ||
| + | #Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again. | ||
| + | #dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN. | ||
| + | #Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core | ||
| + | #Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. | ||
| + | #Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase | ||
| + | #discovered a new shortcut for making toast | ||
| + | #Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career. | ||
| + | #Do I look fat in this photo? | ||
| + | #Do I look like a penguin? | ||
| + | #Do my feet look fat? | ||
| + | #Do my feet smell? | ||
| + | #Do Notte Buye Betamacks. | ||
| + | #Do you feline lucky, punk? | ||
| + | #Do you have a lighter? | ||
| + | #Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | ||
| + | #Does anyone know why it is doing this? | ||
| + | #does my ass look big in this? | ||
| + | #Does my eye look bloodshot? | ||
| + | #Doesn't like being referred to as garfield | ||
| + | #Done my nails, don't they look pretty? | ||
| + | #Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything! | ||
| + | #Don't inhale! | ||
| + | #Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! | ||
| + | #don't worry, it's part of my plan! | ||
| + | #doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency | ||
| + | #Down time | ||
| + | #drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! | ||
| + | #drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick | ||
| + | #DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED | ||
| + | #Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm | ||
| + | #Dude, where's my car? | ||
| + | #DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you | ||
| + | #Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered | ||
| + | #Eat my shorts | ||
| + | #emergency butter delivery | ||
| + | #engage! | ||
| + | #ESA probe enters black hole - first photos! | ||
| + | #Et boum! C'est le choc! | ||
| + | #Evenutally, they'll write moby dick. | ||
| + | #every breath you take, every move you make | ||
| + | #Every day my damn cat makes this face | ||
| + | #everything makes sense now | ||
| + | #Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined. | ||
| + | #Existance is an illusion | ||
| + | #Extreme beer pong | ||
| + | #Fancy | ||
| + | #father & daughter re-unite! | ||
| + | #Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? | ||
| + | #feeding my pet | ||
| + | #Field Trip! | ||
| + | #filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring... | ||
| + | #Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera | ||
| + | #finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera | ||
| + | #finally got that squid stache | ||
| + | #Fire can sometimes be hot? | ||
| + | #First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges. | ||
| + | #First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook | ||
| + | #First post, be friendly | ||
| + | #First screenshot of portal 3 !! | ||
| + | #First time posting, please be nice | ||
| + | #First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory | ||
| + | #Fission, fusion, what's the difference? | ||
| + | #flying car - it is now officially the future | ||
| + | #Flying fish had no affect on it | ||
| + | #Fnnnaarrrrr! | ||
| + | #For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray" | ||
| + | #For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem | ||
| + | #Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs | ||
| + | #forgot to turn the oven off! | ||
| + | #Formal on top, party on the bottom | ||
| + | #found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? | ||
| + | #Found this in my garden, wtf? | ||
| + | #found this on google maps earlier. | ||
| + | #Freshly waxed floors + new socks | ||
| + | #FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 | ||
| + | #fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night? | ||
| + | #FUCK NOT AGAIN | ||
| + | #Fucking CAKE | ||
| + | #Fulfilling western ideals! | ||
| + | #Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo | ||
| + | #George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. | ||
| + | #get your ass to mars | ||
| + | #go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk | ||
| + | #goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week! | ||
| + | #Goldilocks party! | ||
| + | #good old troubleshootin' | ||
| + | #google bots have uncovered some missing bits | ||
| + | #GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT | ||
| + | #Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? | ||
| + | #Got your nose! | ||
| + | #GPS Signal lost.. damn it! | ||
| + | #Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | ||
| + | #GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT | ||
| + | #Great, now I forgot where I left the car. | ||
| + | #Guillotine needs to be recalibrated | ||
| + | #Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets | ||
| + | #GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? | ||
| + | #ha ha ha... no. | ||
| + | #Had to settle for a beard | ||
| + | #haha oh my cat | ||
| + | #Hat in the cat strike back! | ||
| + | #Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | ||
| + | #He did say it was edible | ||
| + | #He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean | ||
| + | #He left me! :ccc | ||
| + | #He nailed it! | ||
| + | #He thought 'chutes were for the insecure | ||
| + | #He was never seen again | ||
| + | #hello darkness my old friend | ||
| + | #Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again. | ||
| + | #help wanted. inquire within. | ||
| + | #Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board | ||
| + | #Hey, it's windows 7 again! | ||
| + | #hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. | ||
| + | #Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? | ||
| + | #Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go | ||
| + | #Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | ||
| + | #Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts. | ||
| + | #Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option? | ||
| + | #HODOR! | ||
| + | #holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too! | ||
| + | #Homo helicopteris captured in bali | ||
| + | #horses can't use chalk. stupid horse. | ||
| + | #Houston, we are the problem | ||
| + | #Hoverboard to full power! | ||
| + | #How did I get here?!? | ||
| + | #how do i turn this off? | ||
| + | #how do you get the screensaver off? | ||
| + | #How does this work again? | ||
| + | #How many can there be? | ||
| + | #hungry hungry fencing subcontractors | ||
| + | #I think I need new glasses. | ||
| + | #I am a beautiful person. | ||
| + | #I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains | ||
| + | #i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again | ||
| + | #I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken. | ||
| + | #I blame supernasa | ||
| + | #I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! | ||
| + | #I broke cookie clicker... | ||
| + | #I can take photos with my teeth! | ||
| + | #I can walk on my hands | ||
| + | #I can't even. But I am taking evening classes. | ||
| + | #i can't form the words to describe such beauty | ||
| + | #I certainly wasn't going to bury this one | ||
| + | #I CHOOSE YOU! | ||
| + | #I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. | ||
| + | #I don't know | ||
| + | #i don't remember this scene form star wars | ||
| + | #I don't think I really understand what this is. | ||
| + | #I don't think this is working | ||
| + | #i don't think we're playing zelda anymore... | ||
| + | #I don't want to set the world on fire | ||
| + | #I dream of death | ||
| + | #I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND | ||
| + | #I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently | ||
| + | #I find this picture reflects my soul. | ||
| + | #I forgot the two scoops of rasins! | ||
| + | #I forgot to get a plane | ||
| + | #I found a three fingered kitten! | ||
| + | #I found it!!!!!!! | ||
| + | #I found this in my navel, should I be worried? | ||
| + | #I got the job! | ||
| + | #I guess I only have myself to blame. | ||
| + | #I has a sad | ||
| + | #i hate it when this happens | ||
| + | #I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines | ||
| + | #I hate waking up from a really good dream | ||
| + | #I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE | ||
| + | #I just bought this | ||
| + | #I just can't see the point anymore | ||
| + | #I just want to watch the world burn | ||
| + | #I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season | ||
| + | #I knew there would be side effects | ||
| + | #I lost my wits | ||
| + | #I lost my wrist | ||
| + | #I 'M out of the acorn | ||
| + | #i need to do my laundry more often. | ||
| + | #I never understood that part of the bibile | ||
| + | #I put on my wizard robe and hat | ||
| + | #I said we'd get on like a house on fire. | ||
| + | #i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner! | ||
| + | #I say: nuts to that! | ||
| + | #I see you have constructed a new lightsaber | ||
| + | #I should really separate those | ||
| + | #I solved the debt crisis! | ||
| + | #I Swear this dress was yellow and blue | ||
| + | #I think I can... I think I can | ||
| + | #I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL | ||
| + | #I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb | ||
| + | #I think there's something here | ||
| + | #i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED! | ||
| + | #I thought of it, and it happened | ||
| + | #I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry." | ||
| + | #I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen | ||
| + | #I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late... | ||
| + | #I told you to keep the raptors secure | ||
| + | #i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat) | ||
| + | #I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES* | ||
| + | #i was gonna eat that | ||
| + | #I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters! | ||
| + | #I was just trying to install freebsd... | ||
| + | #I wish I could afford the monopolar model... | ||
| + | #I wish I could ride in a balloon | ||
| + | #I wonder what will this lead to... | ||
| + | #i wonder why you left me here. | ||
| + | #I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself | ||
| + | #I wouldn't eat that if I were you. | ||
| + | #I. AM. BELLSPROUT. | ||
| + | #I'd call this experiment a success. | ||
| + | #If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. | ||
| + | #if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? | ||
| + | #If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!! | ||
| + | #if there is no water on mars, at least there is data | ||
| + | #if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | ||
| + | #If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it | ||
| + | #if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles. | ||
| + | #If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself | ||
| + | #I'll catch it one day | ||
| + | #I'll just go buy cigarettes | ||
| + | #I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile | ||
| + | #i'll never get tired of this. | ||
| + | #I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :( | ||
| + | #i'll see you on the dark side of the moon | ||
| + | #I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | ||
| + | #I'm a Real Boy! | ||
| + | #I'm going to be smashed to bits | ||
| + | #I'm lost without your love, baby | ||
| + | #I'm not aging gracefully, am I? | ||
| + | #I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens | ||
| + | #i'm now 75% more efficient | ||
| + | #I'm ready! | ||
| + | #I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely | ||
| + | #im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere | ||
| + | #in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die? | ||
| + | #In hindsight, it makes perfect sense | ||
| + | #In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition | ||
| + | #in line at the dmv | ||
| + | #In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it. | ||
| + | #in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging. | ||
| + | #In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king | ||
| + | #in theathers, close to you | ||
| + | #Initiate evasive maneuver! | ||
| + | #Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater | ||
| + | #introducing the yolo distribution | ||
| + | #is good idea yes | ||
| + | #Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose? | ||
| + | #is that a war walrus? | ||
| + | #is the eject button meant to do this? | ||
| + | #Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know. | ||
| + | #Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door? | ||
| + | #Is this real life? | ||
| + | #Is this room 101? | ||
| + | #Is this too cheesy? | ||
| + | #it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness | ||
| + | #It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye! | ||
| + | #It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? | ||
| + | #IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT! | ||
| + | #it was an odd place to find a stop sign | ||
| + | #it was never this complicated when I was a kid | ||
| + | #It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within. | ||
| + | #It's a Finger trap | ||
| + | #It's a timey-wimey time-lord | ||
| + | #it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama | ||
| + | #It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! | ||
| + | #It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life! | ||
| + | #it's the minecraft world | ||
| + | #I've been robbed! | ||
| + | #I've found a new way to feed the poor | ||
| + | #I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind. | ||
| + | #I've made a huge mistake | ||
| + | #I've never been so aware of my own hunger | ||
| + | #Jet fuel can't melt steel beams | ||
| + | #Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing. | ||
| + | #Jugghead got nothing on me :p | ||
| + | #just another cat video | ||
| + | #Just another day in paradise | ||
| + | #Just combing my M.C. Escher | ||
| + | #just cos() | ||
| + | #just found this in my garden. Should i be worried? | ||
| + | #Just Got A new camera phone! | ||
| + | #just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever | ||
| + | #just look at that motherfucking satellite | ||
| + | #just two more trips over the horizon | ||
| + | #kang, do i look good in this? | ||
| + | #Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this | ||
| + | #Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless. | ||
| + | #ksp mission success | ||
| + | #Lack of cucumbers | ||
| + | #Larry asked me to be his wingman | ||
| + | #last march of the ents | ||
| + | #Last time i buy a budget hairdryer | ||
| + | #leapfrog, anyone? | ||
| + | #Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway. | ||
| + | #LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE. | ||
| + | #Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be | ||
| + | #Life on the moon. | ||
| + | #Light traffic today. | ||
| + | #like my new haircut? | ||
| + | #Like my new nails? | ||
| + | #Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . . | ||
| + | #lol, no i didn't jump | ||
| + | #London | ||
| + | #Long, long ago in a forest far, far away... | ||
| + | #Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick! | ||
| + | #look at me, i'm from England! | ||
| + | #Look at my new blue dress! | ||
| + | #look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings | ||
| + | #Look at that fart propulsion | ||
| + | #Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! | ||
| + | #Look I genehacked a cowhorse! | ||
| + | #look ma, no hands! | ||
| + | #Look out! | ||
| + | #look what happened to my satellite | ||
| + | #Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over? | ||
| + | #Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents | ||
| + | #love it! | ||
| + | #love it!"...The Aristocrats." | ||
| + | #Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon! | ||
| + | #Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion | ||
| + | #Made in god's own image, yessiree! | ||
| + | #Magnificent as fuck | ||
| + | #Magnified 10,000 times | ||
| + | #Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic! | ||
| + | #Man in the Moon slumming | ||
| + | #Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled | ||
| + | #Man, it's windy | ||
| + | #Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker... | ||
| + | #mario Kart is harder in real life | ||
| + | #Mari-OH | ||
| + | #marvel universe howard the duck returns | ||
| + | #Maths are hard | ||
| + | #may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint | ||
| + | #Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea. | ||
| + | #Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building... | ||
| + | #Me llamo t-bone | ||
| + | #Me, before the topical ointment | ||
| + | #Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments? | ||
| + | #Mentos and lava | ||
| + | #Meritocracy is a pipe dream | ||
| + | #Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon | ||
| + | #Minecraft has fingerprints Now! | ||
| + | #Minister! We're running out of time. | ||
| + | #Mmm, Spider cake! | ||
| + | #monkey movember | ||
| + | #moo! | ||
| + | #More advantages to USB type c revealed | ||
| + | #More like, Peek-a-Pooh! | ||
| + | #Moses lied to me. | ||
| + | #Muahahahahahah | ||
| + | #My baby is learning how to write! | ||
| + | #my cat is sick | ||
| + | #My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon | ||
| + | #My elephant is disgruntled with your food service | ||
| + | #My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? | ||
| + | #my friend posing while a plane flies by | ||
| + | #MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! | ||
| + | #My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords! | ||
| + | #My gout's acting up again | ||
| + | #My hero | ||
| + | #My Hobby: freaking people out | ||
| + | #My hobby: pretending blank posts have content. | ||
| + | #my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy | ||
| + | #My new cat is awesome | ||
| + | #my new duvet cover! | ||
| + | #my new haircut only exists in another dimension | ||
| + | #My new neighbor seems a bit odd | ||
| + | #My new tattoo | ||
| + | #my new toaster has some strange attachments | ||
| + | #my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes | ||
| + | #My roommate Just got home and barged into my room | ||
| + | #my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own... | ||
| + | #My tastes are very... singular | ||
| + | #My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site! | ||
| + | #my wonderful dad! | ||
| + | #mYTH BUSTED! | ||
| + | #na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat! | ||
| + | #NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans | ||
| + | #Need a Haircut | ||
| + | #Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had. | ||
| + | #Never gonna give you up... | ||
| + | #Never will follow the instructions on google maps again. | ||
| + | #New amazon product | ||
| + | #New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states | ||
| + | #New car flipping world record set | ||
| + | #New haircut! | ||
| + | #New means to help collect more evidence | ||
| + | #New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding | ||
| + | #new phone who dis | ||
| + | #New selfy stick you can hold with your foot | ||
| + | #New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE. | ||
| + | #Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack | ||
| + | #NICE MULTIPANTS | ||
| + | #night sledding deserves a quiet night | ||
| + | #No guitar without a sombrero | ||
| + | #No lie, this is delicious | ||
| + | #no one ever suspected the shovel | ||
| + | #no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely | ||
| + | #No wants to hear me talk about my cat | ||
| + | #No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea. | ||
| + | #no wonder the cat always sits here | ||
| + | #No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be? | ||
| + | #nobody knows the trouble i've seen | ||
| + | #nonononononononononononononononononononononononono | ||
| + | #Nope nope nope nope nope | ||
| + | #Not a fruit | ||
| + | #Not Again :( | ||
| + | #Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets. | ||
| + | #Nothing new under the sun | ||
| + | #Notice anything different? | ||
| + | #Now turn it upside-down | ||
| + | #Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle. | ||
| + | #now you're hungry too. | ||
| + | #Office gamification has got out of hand. | ||
| + | #Oh bother not again | ||
| + | #oh damn! it's that time of the year again! | ||
| + | #Oh god is it still following me? | ||
| + | #OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE | ||
| + | #Oh God! It's happening again! | ||
| + | #oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit | ||
| + | #Oh here we go | ||
| + | #oh I feel a yearning so bad | ||
| + | #oh look, a penny | ||
| + | #oh no you didn't | ||
| + | #Oh No! Not again! | ||
| + | #Oh no! Not again. | ||
| + | #Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size! | ||
| + | #Oh no, it's the moon | ||
| + | #Oh shit, not again. | ||
| + | #Oh, that's where I left them! | ||
| + | #Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever | ||
| + | #Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut | ||
| + | #omfg, space bugs | ||
| + | #OMG! Kittens! | ||
| + | #On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up. | ||
| + | #On the plus side, the exhaust system does work | ||
| + | #Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap. | ||
| + | #onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia! | ||
| + | #oompa loompa diggeti doo | ||
| + | #oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening | ||
| + | #Oops. | ||
| + | #Optimus prime was having a bad day. | ||
| + | #our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems | ||
| + | #Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand | ||
| + | #Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak. | ||
| + | #Oy, my giblets! | ||
| + | #parallel universe, here i come! #sweet! | ||
| + | #Park and ride | ||
| + | #Parlez vous Francais? | ||
| + | #Parrot to the nth root of a short journey | ||
| + | #passed another hitch hiker | ||
| + | #peeling back the pages of history | ||
| + | #Perspective issues | ||
| + | #Philae lander found! | ||
| + | #photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird | ||
| + | #Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy. | ||
| + | #Picasso's illegitimate child... | ||
| + | #picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama | ||
| + | #PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary | ||
| + | #Pizza TIME | ||
| + | #Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud | ||
| + | #Please send help. | ||
| + | #Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes | ||
| + | #Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out! | ||
| + | #Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain? | ||
| + | #Press 'continue' to abort. | ||
| + | #Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this | ||
| + | #Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door. | ||
| + | #Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof | ||
| + | #product testing has confirmed our suspicions... | ||
| + | #Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!! | ||
| + | #PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | ||
| + | #Proof: loch ness monster. | ||
| + | #prototype soccer ball | ||
| + | #Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people | ||
| + | #quack quack, motherflipper | ||
| + | #Quite. | ||
| + | #racing stripes on hoodies are cool. | ||
| + | #Ramen is squishy and soft | ||
| + | #RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD | ||
| + | #real letters have curves #Serif | ||
| + | #really not how I thought I would die | ||
| + | #Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook | ||
| + | #research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna | ||
| + | #reverse et | ||
| + | #rm -rf / | ||
| + | #Robert'); Drop Table students;-- | ||
| + | #Robots in much better disguise | ||
| + | #Rollerskating always was overrated | ||
| + | #run little ghost, run! | ||
| + | #sad cow is sad | ||
| + | #Said the duchess to the vicar. | ||
| + | #Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen | ||
| + | #sarlac ball-pit!!! | ||
| + | #Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it | ||
| + | #Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman? | ||
| + | #Scientists create first man-clock hybrid | ||
| + | #Screw it, here's a cat pic | ||
| + | #SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE! | ||
| + | #senpai noticed me! ^_^ | ||
| + | #share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians | ||
| + | #She's got interesting taste in men. | ||
| + | #should i see a doctor about this? | ||
| + | #Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments. | ||
| + | #Smile! You're on Candid Microscope | ||
| + | #smiling is for optimists | ||
| + | #So long, and thanks for all the fish | ||
| + | #So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice. | ||
| + | #So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? | ||
| + | #So, it has come to this... | ||
| + | #so, scientology... | ||
| + | #So, this happened. | ||
| + | #So...Magnets, right? | ||
| + | #Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub | ||
| + | #Someone will Make this About ObamaCare | ||
| + | #SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN | ||
| + | #Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment | ||
| + | #Sometimes I just want to be in the moment. | ||
| + | #sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb | ||
| + | #Somewhere, this exists. | ||
| + | #Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy! | ||
| + | #Soon. Soon... | ||
| + | #Sorry for the potato quality. | ||
| + | #Spaaaaaaaace! | ||
| + | #Spiders. Nope. | ||
| + | #Spring has sprang | ||
| + | #SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles | ||
| + | #stay away from my eggcorns | ||
| + | #Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. | ||
| + | #Step 1: Jump the shark. | ||
| + | #step one: cut a hole in the box | ||
| + | #Steve is realxing | ||
| + | #Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris." | ||
| + | #stipple slash of saturn | ||
| + | #Stop stalin and make up your mind | ||
| + | #Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'... | ||
| + | #such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative. | ||
| + | #sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... | ||
| + | #super high intensity training at NORAD | ||
| + | #SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo! | ||
| + | #Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love? | ||
| + | #Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston. | ||
| + | #tail recursion spotted in the wild!! | ||
| + | #take two, they are small | ||
| + | #terminal velocity is a myth | ||
| + | #Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant | ||
| + | #thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system | ||
| + | #Thanks Obama! | ||
| + | #Thanks! | ||
| + | #that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits. | ||
| + | #That is one dapper bird. | ||
| + | #That is, in fact, a squirrel. | ||
| + | #That sweater is so 2013 | ||
| + | #That was when things started to get a little weird. | ||
| + | #That's gonna hurt on the way out | ||
| + | #that's me! | ||
| + | #THAT'S NO MOON | ||
| + | #That's not a chicken | ||
| + | #That's not a nut! | ||
| + | #That's too much, man! | ||
| + | #that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now? | ||
| + | #The basis for fast and furious 13. | ||
| + | #The best brick joke possible. | ||
| + | #The birds found the hobbit hole | ||
| + | #The building blocks of life | ||
| + | #The Captain Crunch Kraken | ||
| + | #The cat brought in another bird. | ||
| + | #the charge of the light brigade | ||
| + | #The choice is simple. | ||
| + | #the dark side of the moon, amirite? | ||
| + | #the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned | ||
| + | #The designers of this camera literally nailed it | ||
| + | #The Dissolution of Parliament. | ||
| + | #The doctor says it is colon cancer :( | ||
| + | #The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon | ||
| + | #The ents met the triffids | ||
| + | #the event horizon returned | ||
| + | #The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you | ||
| + | #the floor is made of lava. send help. | ||
| + | #The French space program | ||
| + | #the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game | ||
| + | #The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne! | ||
| + | #The HORROR! | ||
| + | #The horrors of war | ||
| + | #The infamous Snow-muon. | ||
| + | #The knids are hungry | ||
| + | #The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves | ||
| + | #The last person to be surprised by a selfie | ||
| + | #the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier | ||
| + | #The Little Borg Prince | ||
| + | #The metric system costs thousands of lives each year | ||
| + | #The moon landing was a lie | ||
| + | #The Moon Will Eat What it will | ||
| + | #The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST.... | ||
| + | #The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out! | ||
| + | #The newest Olympic sport | ||
| + | #The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom... | ||
| + | #the only people for me are the mad ones | ||
| + | #The press conference lasted shorter than expected! | ||
| + | #The Prodigy is in town! | ||
| + | #The prophecy was true! | ||
| + | #The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss | ||
| + | #The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image | ||
| + | #the rest is darkness and decay | ||
| + | #the saddest moment of my childhood | ||
| + | #The secret to infinite storage space | ||
| + | #The side of my car. #roadrage | ||
| + | #The solution to all life's problems | ||
| + | #The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled. | ||
| + | #THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO | ||
| + | #The tea party was right about GMO bicycles | ||
| + | #The time has come. | ||
| + | #The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer | ||
| + | #The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.) | ||
| + | #The unforgiving war on health | ||
| + | #The view outside of my airplane window. | ||
| + | #The vlog was better than the movie | ||
| + | #the world isn't flat, it's a cube! | ||
| + | #their love was doomed from the start... | ||
| + | #Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle... | ||
| + | #There goes the neighborhood... | ||
| + | #there is none of this left in the men's room #help | ||
| + | #There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken. | ||
| + | #There's a third bump, growing fast | ||
| + | #There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni. | ||
| + | #These aren't my sandwiches | ||
| + | #These cravings will never stop | ||
| + | #These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable! | ||
| + | #These two impress me every single day! #proudfather | ||
| + | #THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!! | ||
| + | #they said be careful, we said yolo | ||
| + | #they said we couldn't play god | ||
| + | #this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie | ||
| + | #This apple got a face on it dog | ||
| + | #This definitely wasn't in the Bible. | ||
| + | #This diagram of the solar system is not to scale | ||
| + | #this didn't last long. | ||
| + | #this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's | ||
| + | #this guy keeps following me | ||
| + | #This is a cat | ||
| + | #This is a good idea | ||
| + | #this is just a tribute #thed | ||
| + | #THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much. | ||
| + | #this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make. | ||
| + | #This is not a camera, it's a washing machine! | ||
| + | #This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!! | ||
| + | #This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen. | ||
| + | #This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world. | ||
| + | #This is what i had for breakfast | ||
| + | #This is why we can't have good things | ||
| + | #This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change. | ||
| + | #This isn't where i parked my zeppelin! | ||
| + | #This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace | ||
| + | #This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps | ||
| + | #This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight! | ||
| + | #This needs a motivational text | ||
| + | #This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand. | ||
| + | #this one's over 15 kt bitches! | ||
| + | #this was in the bible | ||
| + | #this was my inspiration | ||
| + | #this will make me a millionaire (patent pending) | ||
| + | #those weren't Altoids. | ||
| + | #Threaten large birds... check. | ||
| + | #Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest | ||
| + | #Time to reap the whirlwind! | ||
| + | #tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat | ||
| + | #To get to the other tree and leaf! | ||
| + | #To infinity and Birdyond! | ||
| + | #Today i am a Chinese clock | ||
| + | #today's to do list | ||
| + | #Too many quixotes, not enough giants | ||
| + | #Too much Acid. Got to sort life out. | ||
| + | #too much lens flare? | ||
| + | #Top of the world | ||
| + | #TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA. | ||
| + | #toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore. | ||
| + | #Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird. | ||
| + | #Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype | ||
| + | #Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper... | ||
| + | #T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold | ||
| + | #Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING | ||
| + | #True Self-Control | ||
| + | #truly, i am euphoric | ||
| + | #TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;} | ||
| + | #Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling! | ||
| + | #Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it! | ||
| + | #Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind | ||
| + | #two great tastes that go great together | ||
| + | #Tycho and gabe stepped up their game | ||
| + | #Ugh, i'll never understand art. | ||
| + | #uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT... | ||
| + | #Unfriendly comet eats latest probe | ||
| + | #unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders | ||
| + | #Universe man, Universe man... | ||
| + | #Unzipped sock | ||
| + | #Use the force responsibly. | ||
| + | #Visual representation of Dubstep | ||
| + | #Wait for it... | ||
| + | #wake up sheeple! | ||
| + | #Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!! | ||
| + | #Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately. | ||
| + | #WARRRBLGARBL | ||
| + | #watch me become the next favorite kardashian | ||
| + | #Watch out for the squirrely wrath! | ||
| + | #watching dune on shrooms | ||
| + | #we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit | ||
| + | #We are not men. we are devo. | ||
| + | #We can't do it, the moon is in the way | ||
| + | #We claim this iceberg for the Motherland | ||
| + | #We didn't start the fire | ||
| + | #we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show | ||
| + | #We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl | ||
| + | #We live in a golden age! | ||
| + | #We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code. | ||
| + | #We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe | ||
| + | #Weeeee!!! | ||
| + | #Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face | ||
| + | #welcome to Argentina | ||
| + | #Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision? | ||
| + | #welcome to the space jam | ||
| + | #we'll take the next one #CasualRacism | ||
| + | #Well, I guess than answers the age-old question! | ||
| + | #Well, now this is a thing. | ||
| + | #well, so much for the space program | ||
| + | #well, the keys are definitely lost.... | ||
| + | #Whale Selfie! | ||
| + | #what a bummer | ||
| + | #What could possibly go wrong™? | ||
| + | #What do you mean it wasn't set to radians? | ||
| + | #What do you see? I see a cat! | ||
| + | #what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens | ||
| + | #what to have for breakfast? | ||
| + | #whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it | ||
| + | #When pandas have nightmares | ||
| + | #WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED. | ||
| + | #When you get a perfect score on your test | ||
| + | #when you see it... | ||
| + | #Where did THAT come from? | ||
| + | #Where did this road come from?!? | ||
| + | #Where do I plug this in? | ||
| + | #where should i put this cool new tatto? | ||
| + | #where to buy spanish ham ? | ||
| + | #which end is the head of a chocolate cornet? | ||
| + | #who do you think I am? | ||
| + | #Who Made all these Don quixote clones? | ||
| + | #Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon? | ||
| + | #who sent me a bobcat? | ||
| + | #Who the fck deleted development branch?!?! | ||
| + | #Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this! | ||
| + | #Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S | ||
| + | #WHO'S THAT POKEMON? | ||
| + | #why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?! | ||
| + | #Why are there ants on my face?! | ||
| + | #Why do dogs like this? | ||
| + | #Why do people do this? | ||
| + | #Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"? | ||
| + | #Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously. | ||
| + | #Why don't chimpanzees have beards? | ||
| + | #Why should squirrel learn baseball | ||
| + | #WHY WHY WHY #WHY | ||
| + | #Why? | ||
| + | #WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6 | ||
| + | #worst horse ever :( | ||
| + | #worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1. | ||
| + | #Worth it for the karma. | ||
| + | #would you choose the microwave over this? | ||
| + | #wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce. | ||
| + | #Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude | ||
| + | #Wow. Just, Wow. | ||
| + | #wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!! | ||
| + | #Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok? | ||
| + | #Yeah... never gonna happen | ||
| + | #Yes, I followed the instructions! | ||
| + | #you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think | ||
| + | #You must be new here. | ||
| + | #YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN! | ||
| + | #You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not. | ||
| + | #You'll never guess what happens next... | ||
| + | #Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience. | ||
| + | #Zeus takes his revenge | ||
| + | #Zoidgebra 101 | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==New unprocessed== | ||
| + | ;feed_posters | ||
| + | # Pam06 | ||
| + | # Patricia03 | ||
| + | # Misty3 | ||
| + | # Sidd Finch | ||
| + | # Kelsey1970 | ||
| + | # Jerry18 | ||
| + | # Earl Sinclair | ||
| + | # Cynthia99 | ||
| + | # Steven50 | ||
| + | # Keira48 | ||
| + | # Brandi9 | ||
| + | # Tim21 | ||
| + | # Shaun1960 | ||
| + | # Hatsy Collins | ||
| + | # David St. Hubbins | ||
| + | # Kim5 | ||
| + | # Benjamin1970 | ||
| + | # Kilroy | ||
| + | # Virginia1961 | ||
| + | # Caden2010 | ||
| + | # Todd33 | ||
| + | # Curic Copperfinger | ||
| + | # Bool Hand Luke | ||
| + | # Linda08 | ||
| + | # Chelsea2006 | ||
| + | # Sarah1976 | ||
| + | # Dakota09 | ||
| + | # Khloe14 | ||
| + | # Paul1957 | ||
| + | # Horsepower Lovecraft | ||
| + | # Egbert Bentley White | ||
| + | # Margaret11 | ||
| + | # Brittany1 | ||
| + | # Michelle11 | ||
| + | # Dillon2008 | ||
| + | # Henry4 | ||
| + | # Samuel49 | ||
| + | # Justin87 | ||
| + | # Destiny89 | ||
| + | # Cheyenne15 | ||
| + | # George Debian Bush | ||
| + | # Jack3 | ||
| + | # Samuel19 | ||
| + | # Susan25 | ||
| + | # Jalen81 | ||
| + | # Benjamin Kenobi Sr | ||
| + | # @meganamram | ||
| + | # Myspace Tom | ||
| + | # Jennifer1 | ||
| + | # Ashley2009 | ||
| + | # Barbara1974 | ||
| + | # Kenneth96 | ||
| + | # Matthew2006 | ||
| + | # Dorothy7 | ||
| + | # Aidan2 | ||
| + | # Shaun46 | ||
| + | # Ronald22 | ||
| + | # Martin Van Halen | ||
| + | # Lindsay2011 | ||
| + | # Euphegenia Doubtfire | ||
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| + | # Kelsey1996 | ||
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| + | # Professor Monoculatus McToff | ||
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| + | # Debbie26 | ||
| + | # John2 | ||
| + | # George Reagan Renesmee Martin | ||
| + | # Wric Tungstenfinger | ||
| + | # Raymond6 | ||
| + | # Lord Mondegreen | ||
| + | # Larry1994 | ||
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| + | # Tracy1977 | ||
| + | # Facebook Scott Fitzgerald | ||
| + | # Ashley92 | ||
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| + | # Agric Silverfinger | ||
| + | # Sierra10 | ||
| + | # J. Alfred Leftshark | ||
| + | # Paul50 | ||
| + | # Sierra3 | ||
| + | # Steven2002 | ||
| + | # Addison8 | ||
| + | # Joe Biden | ||
| + | # Player Two | ||
| + | # Player One | ||
| + | # Norton Ghost Dad | ||
| + | # Eowyn L'Oreal James | ||
| + | # Sarah2005 | ||
| + | # Christina Applecare | ||
| + | # Kathleen78 | ||
| + | # Greg2004 | ||
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| + | # Ruth3 | ||
| + | # Mavis Bitcoin | ||
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| + | # Alice1956 | ||
| + | # Anonymous | ||
| + | # Frances51 | ||
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| + | # Jack39 | ||
| + | # Eliezer Yudkowsky | ||
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| + | # Candice10 | ||
| + | # Larry Ronald Hubbard | ||
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| + | # Mark Zuckerberg | ||
| + | # Cynthia1995 | ||
| + | # Jacob10 | ||
| + | # Kristy2007 | ||
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| + | # Cheyenne1988 | ||
| + | # Caden14 | ||
| + | # Wil | ||
| + | # Tricia14 | ||
| + | # Delta Elroy Backslash | ||
| + | # Stacy14 | ||
| + | # Lord Gaga | ||
| + | # Padme Dorothy James | ||
| + | # Frances99 | ||
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| + | # Emily15 | ||
| + | # Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit | ||
| + | # Dustin46 | ||
| + | # Kenneth94 | ||
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| + | # Trinity1989 | ||
| + | # Jaina Khloe Rowling | ||
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| + | # Sierra7 | ||
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| + | # Minecraft Holmes | ||
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| + | # Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien | ||
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| + | # Taylor1998 | ||
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| + | # DragonBall Cooper | ||
| + | # Louis Reasoner | ||
| + | # Jason15 | ||
| + | # Marie3 | ||
| + | # Madison80 | ||
| + | # Flash Groupon | ||
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| + | # Frances29 | ||
| + | # Mark2007 | ||
| + | # Elon Musk | ||
| + | # Marissa Mayer | ||
| + | # Michaela2006 | ||
| + | # Lisa1995 | ||
| + | # Virginia2006 | ||
| + | # Tina Belcher | ||
| + | # Shaun6 | ||
| + | # Susan11 | ||
| + | # Notorious L.H.C. | ||
| + | # Keira10 | ||
| + | # CMOS Def | ||
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| + | # Donna2 | ||
| + | # Dunston Chexin | ||
| + | # Tonya22 | ||
| + | # Joshua84 | ||
| + | # Madison19 | ||
| + | # Deborah3 | ||
| + | # Aiden1 | ||
| + | # Livemau5 | ||
| + | # Ashley8 | ||
| + | # Tonya38 | ||
| + | # Apple Martin | ||
| + | # Donald19 | ||
| + | # Khloe2 | ||
| + | ;feed_text | ||
| + | # #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED | ||
| + | # If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!! | ||
| + | # where should i put this cool new tatto? | ||
| + | # turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots | ||
| + | # we'll take the next one #CasualRacism | ||
| + | # It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye! | ||
| + | # What do you mean it wasn't set to radians? | ||
| + | # new phone who dis | ||
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet | # this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet | ||
| − | # | + | # terminal velocity is a myth |
| − | # | + | # Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML! |
| − | + | # should i see a doctor about this? | |
| − | # this | + | # He did say it was edible |
| − | # | + | # I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :( |
| − | # | + | # Allons-Y! |
| − | + | # The Dissolution of Parliament. | |
| − | + | # Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend | |
| − | + | # Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose? | |
| − | + | # mario Kart is harder in real life | |
| − | + | # Parrot to the nth root of a short journey | |
| − | + | # Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain? | |
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# Threaten large birds... check. | # Threaten large birds... check. | ||
| − | # | + | # Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^ |
| − | # | + | # Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"? |
| − | # | + | # Got your nose! |
| − | # | + | # Making a new house rn brb #Homeless |
| − | # | + | # I'll just go buy cigarettes |
| − | # | + | # ksp mission success |
| − | # | + | # All flesh is grass |
| − | # | + | # That's too much, man! |
| − | # | + | # Where did THAT come from? |
| − | # | + | # Something seems to be wrong with my car |
| − | # | + | # i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again |
| − | # | + | # been stuck here for a while, any ideas? |
| − | # | + | # Not a fruit |
| − | # | + | # Cakephants are my new friends |
| − | + | # big ben is going down. | |
| − | # | + | # My hobby: pretending blank posts have content. |
| − | + | # Minister! We're running out of time. | |
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| − | # | + | # look what happened to my satellite |
| − | # | + | # Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera |
| − | # | + | # Big bowl of star-flakes |
| − | # | + | # that's me! |
| − | # | + | # I've made a huge mistake |
| − | # | + | # All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies |
| − | # | + | # Just another day in paradise |
| − | # | + | # Not Again :( |
| − | # | + | # I see you have constructed a new lightsaber |
| − | # | + | # 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 |
| + | # Worth it for the karma. | ||
| + | # The knids are hungry | ||
| + | # First day of school. | ||
| + | # unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders | ||
| + | # quack quack, motherflipper | ||
# Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper... | # Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper... | ||
| − | # | + | # That's not a nut! |
| − | # | + | # like my new haircut? |
| − | # | + | # Crocodile Pink Eye |
| − | # | + | # now you're hungry too. |
| − | # | + | # Never will follow the instructions on google maps again. |
| − | # | + | # one does not simply wok into mordor |
| − | # | + | # who do you think I am? |
| − | # | + | # The HORROR! |
| − | # | + | # Best. Funeral. Ever. |
| − | # | + | # Top of the world |
| − | # | + | # NO. JUST NO. |
| − | # | + | # my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own... |
| − | # | + | # #nofilter |
| − | # | + | # The time has come. |
| − | # | + | # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes |
| − | # | + | # First time posting, please be nice |
| − | # | + | # #fallingfromorbit |
| + | # MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! | ||
| + | # I CHOOSE YOU! | ||
| + | # what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens | ||
| + | # Do my feet look fat? | ||
| + | # YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN! | ||
| + | # Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs | ||
| + | # Oh no, it's the moon | ||
| + | # Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | ||
# two great tastes that go great together | # two great tastes that go great together | ||
| − | # | + | # just look at that motherfucking satellite |
| − | # | + | # I say: nuts to that! |
| − | + | # discovered a new shortcut for making toast | |
| − | # | + | # the event horizon returned |
| − | # | + | # I've never been so aware of my own hunger |
| − | # | + | # 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds |
| − | + | # This is not a camera, it's a washing machine! | |
| − | + | # Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles. | |
| − | + | # No guitar without a sombrero | |
| − | # | + | # [user was banned for this text] |
| − | + | # I've been robbed! | |
| − | # | + | # Thanks Obama! |
| − | + | # Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm | |
| − | # | + | # Robert'); Drop Table students;-- |
| − | + | # Bangarang Motherfuckers | |
| − | + | # ????????????? | |
| − | + | # I put on my wizard robe and hat | |
| − | + | # a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | |
| − | # | + | # this one's over 15 kt bitches! |
| − | # | + | # Can anybody help me identify this animal? |
| − | # | + | # Sometimes all you can do is wait |
| − | # | + | # Bacteriophage is worth 6 points |
| − | + | # #me #throwbackthursday | |
| − | # | + | # #DANGERZONE |
| − | # | + | # Wow. Just, Wow. |
| − | + | # hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. | |
| − | + | # the first official thing i stole from my college roommates. | |
| − | + | # Parlez vous Francais? | |
| − | + | # Is this room 101? | |
| − | # | + | # if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? |
| − | # | + | # Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb? |
| − | # | + | # Rock, paper, FACE |
| − | # | + | # Snapped this with my phone, what is it? |
| − | # | + | # If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it |
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| − | # | + | # in theathers, close to you |
| − | # | + | # Somewhere, this exists. |
| − | # | + | # my new toaster has some strange attachments |
| − | # | + | # Ayyyy LMAO! |
| − | + | # my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes | |
| − | # | + | # in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die? |
| − | + | # Everything maKes perfect sense now. | |
| − | # | + | # my new duvet cover! |
| − | # | + | # The press conference lasted shorter than expected! |
| − | # | + | # Oh, that's where I left them! |
| − | # | + | # I certainly wasn't going to bury this one |
| − | # | + | # Found this in my garden, wtf? |
| − | # | + | # Hoverboard to full power! |
| − | + | # kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood | |
| − | # | + | # research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna |
| − | + | # Black as the crows that peck out my eyes | |
| − | + | # Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase | |
| − | + | # fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night? | |
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| − | # | + | # Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless. |
| − | # | + | # ack |
| − | # | + | # Do you care to #engage with this #content |
| − | # | + | # #lifehacks |
| − | + | # #duckface | |
| − | # | + | # Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. |
| − | # | + | # does my ass look big in this? |
| − | # | + | # #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF |
| − | # | + | # "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. |
| − | # | + | # results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm |
| − | # | + | # I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself |
| − | + | # engage! | |
| − | + | # na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat! | |
| − | + | # "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. | |
| − | + | # check out my usb sword! | |
| − | + | # the floor is made of lava. send help. | |
| − | + | # too much lens flare? | |
| − | # | + | # The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out! |
| − | + | # I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen | |
| − | # | + | # Done my nails, don't they look pretty? |
| − | + | # I dream of death | |
| − | # | + | # I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! |
| − | # | + | # leapfrog, anyone? |
| − | # | + | # Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? |
| − | # | + | # #delfie |
| − | + | # Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately. | |
| − | + | # What a beautiful time to be alive! | |
| − | # | + | # Oh no! Not again. |
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| − | # | + | # awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag |
| − | # | + | # You'll never guess what happens next... |
| − | # | + | # look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings |
| − | # | + | # Car tiddlywinks proves success |
| − | # | + | # Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people |
| − | # | + | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| − | # | + | # Today i am a Chinese clock |
| − | # | + | # This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace |
| − | # | + | # Magnificent as fuck |
| − | + | # the rest is darkness and decay | |
| − | + | # 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | |
| − | + | # I was just trying to install freebsd... | |
| − | # | + | # GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? |
| − | # | + | # welcome to the space jam |
| − | + | # Wait for it... | |
| − | + | # I thought it would be bigger | |
| − | # | + | # Fluffy's awfully well behaved today |
| − | + | # Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling! | |
| − | + | # So... those were real | |
| − | # | + | # The Captain Crunch Kraken |
| − | + | # Click to show secret text | |
| − | + | # This elevator has no 'down'! | |
| − | # | + | # No wants to hear me talk about my cat |
| − | # | + | # I don't want to set the world on fire |
| − | # | + | # I forgot the two scoops of rasins! |
| − | + | # I don't think this is working | |
| − | # | + | # they're all dead, dave. |
| − | # | + | # Fancy |
| − | # | + | # Ugh, i'll never understand art. |
| − | # | + | # Moses lied to me. |
| − | # | + | # ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ |
| − | # | + | # omfg, space bugs |
| − | + | # found this on google maps earlier. | |
| − | # | + | # Check out my new sonic oc! |
| − | + | # Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea. | |
| − | # | + | # get your ass to mars |
| − | # | + | # if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles. |
| − | # | + | # Dominos delivers! |
| − | # | + | # How did I get here?!? |
| − | + | # "Space duckin'" By led blimp | |
| − | + | # Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand | |
| − | + | # RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!! | |
| − | + | # Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000. | |
| − | # | + | # reverse microwave oven |
| − | + | # this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's | |
| − | + | # WARRRBLGARBL | |
| − | + | # back on tinder! | |
| − | # | + | # Damn, two o'clock already? |
| − | + | # Here comes the sun, do do do do... | |
| − | + | # My Hobby: freaking people out | |
| − | + | # Research shows a new perspective is easily gained. | |
| − | + | # that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now? | |
| − | + | # Fucking CAKE | |
| − | + | # we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit | |
| − | + | # Best Halloween costume yet! | |
| − | # | + | # thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system |
| − | # | + | # These aren't my sandwiches |
| − | # | + | # This photo was taken from my iphone |
| − | # | + | # I guess I only have myself to blame. |
| − | # | + | # I'm a fighter! |
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# Prius Love | # Prius Love | ||
| − | # | + | # marvel universe howard the duck returns |
| − | # | + | # Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately. |
| − | # | + | # BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA |
| − | # | + | # My dad in the army |
| − | # | + | # Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered |
| − | # | + | # Stop stalin and make up your mind |
| − | # | + | # I'm a Real Boy! |
| − | # | + | # Every day my damn cat makes this face |
| − | # | + | # bowTieght! |
| − | # | + | # Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this |
| − | # | + | # SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE! |
| − | # | + | # Aaaaaargh |
| − | # | + | # australia is not NZ! |
| − | # | + | # #hoax |
| − | # | + | # Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! |
| − | # | + | # ants, zomg, ants, everywhere |
| − | # | + | # i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any? |
| − | # | + | # Sun deflation: optimal |
| − | # | + | # Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop? |
| − | # | + | # Nasa is fully funded |
| − | # | + | # Is that a huge salad falling over new york? |
| − | # | + | # Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined. |
| − | # | + | # worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1. |
| − | # | + | # #Long_Exposure |
| − | # | + | # The secret to infinite storage space |
| − | # | + | # The birds found the hobbit hole |
| − | # | + | # Bazookateer crossing |
| − | # | + | # goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week! |
| − | + | # "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf | |
| − | # | + | # First post, be friendly |
| − | # | + | # Apparently it's a thing now... |
| − | # | + | # I think I need new glasses. |
| − | # Testing my new | + | # Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant |
| − | # | + | # HODOR! |
| − | # the | + | # forgot to turn the oven off! |
| − | # | + | # I can't even. But I am taking evening classes. |
| − | # | + | # I don't think that's supposed to go there... |
| − | # | + | # amazons newest delivery method |
| − | # | + | # I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely |
| − | # | + | # i'll never get tired of this. |
| − | # | + | # uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT... |
| − | # | + | # Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon! |
| − | # the | + | # damn. that squirrel's got a ball |
| − | # | + | # If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. |
| − | # | + | # 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS |
| − | # | + | # #vampiremirrorselfie |
| − | # | + | # The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled. |
| − | # | + | # best republican caucus ever! |
| − | # | + | # So, this happened. |
| − | # | + | # About time someone brought me that flattened basketball |
| − | + | # New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding | |
| − | # | + | # flying car - it is now officially the future |
| − | # | + | # 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( |
| − | # | + | # I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season |
| − | # | + | # So...Magnets, right? |
| − | # | + | # what a bummer |
| − | # | + | # Why do dogs like this? |
| − | # | + | # #saturday #memories #beautiful |
| − | # | + | # Do you feline lucky, punk? |
| − | # | + | # that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits. |
| − | # | + | # Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles |
| − | + | # rm -rf / | |
| − | # | + | # best day evar!!!! |
| − | # | + | # Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! |
| − | # | + | # I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently |
| − | # | + | # This trebuchet is set to self-destruct! |
| − | # | + | # Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy. |
| − | # | + | # Where did this road come from?!? |
| − | # | + | # #Toobigtofall |
| − | # | + | # If you're brave enough... |
| − | # | + | # My selfie stick broke. |
| − | # | + | # This definitely wasn't in the Bible. |
| − | # | + | # Doesn't like being referred to as garfield |
| − | + | # it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama | |
| − | # | + | # Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! |
| − | # | + | # Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl |
| − | # | + | # everything makes sense now |
| − | + | # Visual representation of Dubstep | |
| − | # | + | # Cant explain that |
| − | # | + | # i need to do my laundry more often. |
| − | + | # Mari-OH | |
| − | # | + | # New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states |
| − | # what | + | # the dark side of the moon, amirite? |
| − | # | + | # The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you |
| − | # | + | # hello darkness my old friend |
| − | # | + | # Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened. |
| − | # | + | # Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying. |
| − | # | + | # SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo! |
| − | # | + | # Alan? |
| − | # | + | # The prophecy was true! |
| − | # | + | # found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? |
| − | # | + | # Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. |
| − | # | + | # Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments. |
| − | # | + | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY |
| − | # | + | # Nothing new under the sun |
| − | # | + | # whoops GPS error |
| − | # | + | # my friend posing while a plane flies by |
| − | # | + | # The cat brought in another bird. |
| − | # | + | # So thats What Jesus did |
| − | # | + | # NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans |
| − | # | + | # Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents |
| − | + | # SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles | |
| − | + | # I call it: "The Futility of American Anything" | |
| − | + | # In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it. | |
| − | + | # Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" | |
| − | # | + | # I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late... |
| − | # | + | # New means to help collect more evidence |
| − | # | + | # this was in the bible |
| − | # | + | # drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! |
| − | # | + | # I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE |
| − | # | + | # passed another hitch hiker |
| − | # | + | # Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this |
| − | # | + | # Is this real life? |
| − | # | + | # Dude, where's my car? |
| − | # | + | # Spiders. Nope. |
| − | # | + | # oh damn! it's that time of the year again! |
| − | # | + | # The designers of this camera literally nailed it |
| − | # | + | # Larry asked me to be his wingman |
| − | # | + | # Why are there ants on my face?! |
| − | # | + | # Check out my bowling Ball trophy! |
| − | # | + | # the saddest moment of my childhood |
| − | # | + | # I said we'd get on like a house on fire. |
| − | # | + | # Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras |
| − | # | + | # I wish I could ride in a balloon |
| − | # | + | # 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind |
| − | # | + | # Press 'continue' to abort. |
| − | # | + | # The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves |
| − | # | + | # Well, I guess than answers the age-old question! |
| − | # | + | # Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap. |
| − | # | + | # It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life! |
| − | # | + | # Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut |
| − | # | + | # #Hopeicanfly |
| − | # | + | # moo! |
| − | # | + | # #Nailpolish |
| − | # | + | # I solved the debt crisis! |
| − | # | + | # Oops. |
| − | # | + | # My server cooling system. |
| − | # | + | # well, so much for the space program |
| − | # | + | # are you sure this is a commandline? |
| − | # | + | # damned ninjas |
| − | # | + | # These two impress me every single day! #proudfather |
| − | # | + | # why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?! |
| − | # | + | # I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND |
| − | # | + | # The Prodigy is in town! |
| − | # | + | # emergency butter delivery |
| − | # | + | # I don't think I really understand what this is. |
| − | # | + | # Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD |
| − | # | + | # Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING |
| − | # | + | # look ma, no hands! |
| − | # | + | # Why should squirrel learn baseball |
| − | # | + | # welcome to Argentina |
| − | # | + | # New car flipping world record set |
| − | # | + | # i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. |
| − | # | + | # So long and thanks for all the fish! |
| − | # | + | # This is what i had for breakfast |
| − | # | + | # #toothproblems |
| − | # | + | # Well, you can't fix what isn't broken. |
| − | # | + | # 突っ込むところもねい！ |
| − | # | + | # Oh god is it still following me? |
| − | # | + | # google bots have uncovered some missing bits |
| − | # | + | # hungry hungry fencing subcontractors |
| − | # | + | # More advantages to USB type c revealed |
| − | # | + | # Homo helicopteris captured in bali |
| − | # | + | # help wanted. inquire within. |
| − | # | + | # would you choose the microwave over this? |
| − | # | + | # He nailed it! |
| − | # | + | # Oy, my giblets! |
| − | # | + | # 💩 |
| − | # | + | # we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show |
| − | # | + | # Need a Haircut |
| − | # | + | # Don't have a cow, man |
| − | # | + | # These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable! |
| − | # | + | # Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? |
| − | # | + | # The tea party was right about GMO bicycles |
| − | # | + | # 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸 |
| − | # | + | # i've never felt so alone. |
| − | # | + | # For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem |
| − | # | + | # it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness |
| − | # | + | # Scientists create first man-clock hybrid |
| − | # | + | # It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! |
| − | # | + | # photo proof for you skeptics out there |
| − | # | + | # Your conspiracy theories are dumb. |
| − | # | + | # reverse et |
| − | # | + | # What are pixels? |
| − | # | + | # First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges. |
| − | # | + | # Why don't chimpanzees have beards? |
| − | # | + | # Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True. |
| − | # | + | # Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this! |
| − | # | + | # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter |
| − | # | + | # I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL |
| − | # | + | # Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof |
| − | # | + | # day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry |
| − | # | + | # GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT |
| − | # | + | # im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere |
| − | # | + | # All things considered, it turned out nice again |
| − | # | + | # Minecraft has fingerprints Now! |
| − | # | + | # My new cat is awesome |
| − | # | + | # may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint |
| − | # | + | # I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines |
| − | # | + | # RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD |
| − | # | + | # capes are in fashion |
| − | # | + | # It's a Finger trap |
| − | # | + | # #BROKEN |
| − | # | + | # lol, no i didn't jump |
| − | # | + | # Mentos and lava |
| − | # | + | # Birds are less cute the closer they are. |
| − | # | + | # YES |
| − | # | + | # I blame supernasa |
| − | # | + | # He was never seen again |
| − | # | + | # and suddenly, popcorn |
| − | # | + | # I never understood that part of the bibile |
| − | # | + | # My baby is learning how to write! |
| − | # | + | # I have tasted many fish |
| − | # | + | # #nomakeup #justnatural |
| − | # | + | # So, it has come to this... |
| − | # | + | # Who stepped on my pop tart? |
| − | # | + | # This needs a motivational text |
| − | # | + | # Perspective issues |
| − | # | + | # #flavorbomb |
| − | # | + | # Bay-bae lolz |
| − | # | + | # my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy |
| − | # | + | # Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude |
| − | # | + | # sarlac ball-pit!!! |
| − | # | + | # Said the duchess to the vicar. |
| − | # | + | # take two, they are small |
| − | # | + | # Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'... |
| − | # | + | # #illuminati |
| − | # | + | # Unfriendly comet eats latest probe |
| − | # | + | # Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. |
| − | # | + | # The choice is simple. |
| − | # | + | # We didn't start the fire |
| − | # | + | # i don't remember this scene form star wars |
| − | # | + | # about to die lol |
| − | # | + | # Banana invasion in progress |
| − | # | + | # The moon landing was a lie |
| − | # | + | # Close the pod bay door, Hal. |
| − | # | + | # Watch out for the squirrely wrath! |
| − | # | + | # Like my new nails? |
| − | # | + | # I can take photos with my teeth! |
| − | # | + | # Real Eyes Realize real lies. |
| − | # | + | # ...Freudian sense tingling... |
| − | # | + | # dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN. |
| − | # | + | # Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident. |
| − | # | + | # Oh God! It's happening again! |
| − | # | + | # There goes the neighborhood... |
| − | # | + | # ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS |
| − | # | + | # and then there were nine |
| − | # | + | # Foiled again by the bell curve |
| − | # | + | # i wonder why you left me here. |
| − | # | + | # This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand. |
| − | # | + | # I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season |
| − | # | + | # In hindsight, it makes perfect sense |
| − | # | + | # Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy? |
| − | # | + | # I thought of it, and it happened |
| − | # | + | # Man, that was the best party in my life |
| − | # | + | # That was when things started to get a little weird. |
| − | # | + | # I'm lost without your love, baby |
| − | # | + | # Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! |
| − | # | + | # The unforgiving war on health |
| − | # | + | # Self Portrait: Complete. |
| − | # | + | # devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork |
| − | # | + | # I lost my wits |
| − | # | + | # 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay |
| − | # | + | # There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. |
| − | # | + | # The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom... |
| − | # | + | # birdcoin is looking to be a huge success |
| − | # | + | # void main() { fork; } |
| − | # | + | # My hero |
| − | # | + | # These cravings will never stop |
| − | # | + | # Burrito night |
| − | # | + | # OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE |
| − | # | + | # Man, it's windy |
| − | # | + | # Steve is realxing |
| − | # | + | # I find this picture reflects my soul. |
| + | # Field Trip! | ||
| + | # Magnified 10,000 times | ||
| + | # Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment | ||
| + | # Someone will Make this About ObamaCare | ||
| + | # My tastes are very... singular | ||
| + | # Do I look like a penguin? | ||
| + | # Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know | ||
| + | # One of those mornings... | ||
| + | # Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | ||
| + | # Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core | ||
| + | # last march of the ents | ||
| + | # My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well... | ||
| + | # Zoidgebra 101 | ||
| + | # stay away from my eggcorns | ||
| + | # Look I genehacked a cowhorse! | ||
| + | # THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!! | ||
| + | # Light traffic today. | ||
| + | # Always get a full nights rest | ||
| + | # Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | ||
| + | # it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco | ||
| + | # My house is my castle | ||
| + | # #caturday | ||
| + | # This apple got a face on it dog | ||
| + | # is the eject button meant to do this? | ||
| + | # Guillotine needs to be recalibrated | ||
| + | # anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend. | ||
| + | # London | ||
| + | # She's got interesting taste in men. | ||
| + | # when you see it... | ||
| + | # It's the little things | ||
| + | # New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE. | ||
| + | # "Is it symmetric this way?" | ||
| + | # damn tree! | ||
| + | # An unsuccessful bike design... | ||
| + | # A soulful rendition of "old man river" | ||
| + | # My boyfriend finally proposed! | ||
| + | # Sometimes I just want to be in the moment. | ||
| + | # did this exist as a microwave? | ||
| + | # As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape. | ||
| + | # It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? | ||
| + | # Look out! | ||
| + | # I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. | ||
| + | # our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems | ||
| + | # Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it! | ||
| + | # No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be? | ||
| + | # Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | ||
| + | # The solution to all life's problems | ||
| + | # The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image | ||
| + | # Optimus prime was having a bad day. | ||
| + | # run little ghost, run! | ||
| + | # Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater | ||
| + | # Step 1: Jump the shark. | ||
| + | # My cat barfed this out | ||
| + | # 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | ||
| + | # Who came first? | ||
| + | # the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned | ||
| + | # Fnnnaarrrrr! | ||
| + | # so I went and summoned hitler but he got old | ||
| + | # Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door? | ||
| + | # whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it | ||
| + | # today's to do list | ||
| + | # every breath you take, every move you make | ||
| + | # Anyone craving some soup right about now? | ||
| + | # Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh | ||
| + | # The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.) | ||
| + | # FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 | ||
| + | # really not how I thought I would die | ||
| + | # sad cow is sad | ||
| + | # Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size! | ||
| + | # cest ne pas un pipe | ||
| + | # SIDE GOER 4 | ||
| + | # night sledding deserves a quiet night | ||
| + | # I don't know | ||
| + | # Ce n'est pas un canard | ||
| + | # Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker... | ||
| + | # mYTH BUSTED! | ||
| + | # i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat) | ||
| + | # Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon? | ||
| + | # As viewed on a Macintosh plus | ||
| + | # share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians | ||
| + | # *Tips fedora* | ||
| + | # Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!! | ||
| + | # I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. | ||
| + | # I've found a new way to feed the poor | ||
| + | # So that's where that hour went on Sunday night | ||
| + | # I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. | ||
| + | # Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy! | ||
| + | # if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up | ||
| + | # Does this look like pink eye to you? | ||
| + | # I just want to watch the world burn | ||
| + | # The building blocks of life | ||
| + | # I told you to keep the raptors secure | ||
| + | # I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile | ||
| + | # This is a cat | ||
| + | # Making grape Plasma, om nom nom! | ||
| + | # Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it | ||
| + | # We can't do it, the moon is in the way | ||
| + | # I just can't see the point anymore | ||
| + | # PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | ||
| + | # The last person to be surprised by a selfie | ||
| + | # #CATSANDBIRDS | ||
| + | # Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | ||
| + | # watching dune on shrooms | ||
| + | # sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb | ||
| + | # #notallmen | ||
| + | # with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before | ||
| + | # Park and ride | ||
| + | # Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle. | ||
| + | # the charge of the light brigade | ||
| + | # On the plus side, the exhaust system does work | ||
| + | # Do I look fat in this photo? | ||
| + | # As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. | ||
| + | # love it! | ||
| + | # Et boum! C'est le choc! | ||
| + | # my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks! | ||
| + | # whiskers expecting a new friend :) | ||
| + | # The horrors of war | ||
| + | # A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou | ||
| + | # The rook is getting closer. Help me. | ||
| + | # In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition | ||
| + | # this guy keeps following me | ||
| + | # filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring... | ||
| + | # CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding. | ||
| + | # just two more trips over the horizon | ||
| + | # Hey, it's windows 7 again! | ||
| + | # I think there's something here | ||
| + | # Does anyone know why it is doing this? | ||
| + | # We claim this iceberg for the Motherland | ||
| + | # What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron? | ||
| + | # In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king | ||
| + | # This is twitter, right? #confused | ||
| + | # #nomakeup #natural | ||
| + | # This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!! | ||
| + | # Last time i buy a budget hairdryer | ||
| + | # The French space program | ||
| + | # cthulu caught me slipping | ||
| + | # I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens | ||
| + | # Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program | ||
| + | # introducing the yolo distribution | ||
| + | # Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing? | ||
| + | # apple's new offering: iscream | ||
| + | # I'll catch it one day | ||
| + | # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | ||
| + | # Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation | ||
| + | # Zeus takes his revenge | ||
| + | # oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening | ||
| + | # Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely. | ||
| + | # #satellite #navigation | ||
| + | # I. AM. BELLSPROUT. | ||
| + | # Houston, we are the problem | ||
| + | # Oh here we go | ||
| + | # >< ))*> | ||
| + | # Fission, fusion, what's the difference? | ||
| + | # haha oh my cat | ||
| + | # is good idea yes | ||
| + | # Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience. | ||
| + | # Spaaaaaaaace! | ||
| + | # First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory | ||
| + | # I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special. | ||
| + | # monkey movember | ||
| + | # Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough... | ||
| + | # #blessed | ||
| + | # oh I feel a yearning so bad | ||
| + | # There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken. | ||
| + | # "...The Aristocrats." | ||
| + | # my taco face | ||
| + | # Whale Selfie! | ||
| + | # Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird. | ||
| + | # Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich | ||
| + | # They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror | ||
| + | # i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known... | ||
| + | # Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled | ||
| + | # no wonder the cat always sits here | ||
| + | # Jet fuel can't melt steel beams | ||
| + | # if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | ||
| + | # worst horse ever :( | ||
| + | # prototype soccer ball | ||
| + | # The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond | ||
| + | # Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston. | ||
| + | # Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook | ||
| + | # “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” | ||
| + | # The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun" | ||
| + | # Muahahahahahah | ||
| + | # Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour | ||
| + | # Extreme beer pong | ||
| + | # Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub | ||
| + | # bit nosy, aren't you? | ||
| + | # Philae lander found! | ||
| + | # they said be careful, we said yolo | ||
| + | # Obama pardons Santa claus | ||
| + | # Best Christmas gift EVER! | ||
| + | # Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets. | ||
| + | # There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni. | ||
| + | # One year ago I looked like this | ||
| + | # no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely | ||
| + | # Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic! | ||
| + | # Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks! | ||
| + | # John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing | ||
| + | # Meritocracy is a pipe dream | ||
| + | # The moon looks weird today | ||
| + | # #hashtag | ||
| + | # I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. | ||
| + | # Max gentleman | ||
| + | # Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever | ||
| + | # just another cat video | ||
| + | # this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make. | ||
| + | # I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | ||
| + | # And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. | ||
| + | # I Swear this dress was yellow and blue | ||
| + | # if there is no water on mars, at least there is data | ||
| + | # Fire can sometimes be hot? | ||
| + | # SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch | ||
| + | # MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets | ||
| + | # van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement | ||
| + | # 3 year olds first lego experience | ||
| + | # Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building... | ||
| + | # More like, Peek-a-Pooh! | ||
| + | # love it!"...The Aristocrats." | ||
| + | # picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama | ||
| + | # NICE MULTIPANTS | ||
| + | # Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? | ||
| + | # brokkolis and sweet potato, nice | ||
| + | # where to buy spanish ham ? | ||
| + | # drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick | ||
| + | # parallel universe, here i come! #sweet! | ||
| + | # bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip | ||
| + | # Jugghead got nothing on me :p | ||
| + | # the way of the future | ||
| + | # I was late | ||
| + | # i hate it when this happens | ||
| + | # Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door. | ||
| + | # I'd call this experiment a success. | ||
| + | # Unzipped sock | ||
| + | # Do Notte Buye Betamacks. | ||
| + | # We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky. | ||
| + | # kang, do i look good in this? | ||
| + | # Universe man, Universe man... | ||
| + | # Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us | ||
| + | # New haircut! | ||
| + | ;prompt_captions | ||
| + | # I certainly wasn't going to bury this one | ||
| + | # You'll never guess what happens next... | ||
| + | # RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD | ||
| + | # Wow. Just, Wow. | ||
| + | # two great tastes that go great together | ||
| + | # Submarine-world promblems, amirite? | ||
| + | # forgot to turn the oven off! | ||
| + | # Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | ||
| + | # Tycoon Simulator 2015 | ||
| + | # damn tree! | ||
| + | # I lost my wrist | ||
| + | # These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable! | ||
| + | # super high intensity training at NORAD | ||
| + | # Formal on top, party on the bottom | ||
| + | # #justnasathings | ||
| + | # my friend posing while a plane flies by | ||
| + | # 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay | ||
| + | # hello darkness my old friend | ||
| + | # The HORROR! | ||
| + | # Why do people do this? | ||
| + | # I say: nuts to that! | ||
| + | # New means to help collect more evidence | ||
| + | # Had to settle for a beard | ||
| + | # 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 | ||
| + | # So, this happened. | ||
| + | # What in the hell was I thinking ? | ||
| + | # I found a three fingered kitten! | ||
| + | # "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. | ||
| + | # this will make me a millionaire (patent pending) | ||
| + | # Guillotine needs to be recalibrated | ||
| + | # The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss | ||
| + | # mYTH BUSTED! | ||
| + | # The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image | ||
| + | # Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!! | ||
| + | # my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes | ||
| + | # Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? | ||
| + | # bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip | ||
| + | # I put on my wizard robe and hat | ||
| + | # #DrinkSaltwater | ||
| + | # Not a fruit | ||
| + | # AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash! | ||
| + | # me and all my friends | ||
| + | # In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it. | ||
| + | # In hindsight, it makes perfect sense | ||
| + | # All flesh is grass | ||
| + | # Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board | ||
| + | # if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up | ||
| + | # Come on party people, put your hands together | ||
| + | # The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves | ||
| + | # is the eject button meant to do this? | ||
| + | # awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | ||
| + | # I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself | ||
| + | # New car flipping world record set | ||
| + | # He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean | ||
| + | # Said the duchess to the vicar. | ||
| + | # Light traffic today. | ||
| + | # Is this room 101? | ||
| + | # These two impress me every single day! #proudfather | ||
| + | # Oh bother not again | ||
| + | # Unzipped sock | ||
| + | # This is a cat | ||
| + | # Eat my shorts | ||
| + | # 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | ||
| + | # The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.) | ||
| + | # I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special. | ||
| + | # Yeah... never gonna happen | ||
| + | # No guitar without a sombrero | ||
| + | # check out my new pet | ||
| + | # Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut | ||
| + | # Meritocracy is a pipe dream | ||
| + | # SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE! | ||
| + | # That sweater is so 2013 | ||
| + | # #Long_Exposure | ||
| + | # I don't think this is working | ||
| + | # Thanks! | ||
| + | # Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!! | ||
| + | # You must be new here. | ||
| + | # WHY WHY WHY #WHY | ||
| + | # #nofilter | ||
| + | # Today i am a Chinese clock | ||
| + | # I never understood that part of the bibile | ||
| + | # Sometimes I just want to be in the moment. | ||
| + | # worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1. | ||
| + | # I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE | ||
| + | # would you choose the microwave over this? | ||
| + | # discovered a new shortcut for making toast | ||
| + | # marvel universe howard the duck returns | ||
| + | # I dream of death | ||
| + | # I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely | ||
| + | # I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! | ||
| + | # My hero | ||
| + | # Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway. | ||
| + | # I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens | ||
| + | # Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace | ||
| + | # the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier | ||
| + | # in line at the dmv | ||
| + | # Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb? | ||
| + | # Best Christmas gift EVER! | ||
| + | # Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling! | ||
| + | # More like, Peek-a-Pooh! | ||
| + | # This guy... | ||
| + | # This is why I'm not an EMT | ||
| + | # Is that what I think it is? in my salad? | ||
| + | # <3 hanging out with saruman | ||
| + | # just cos() | ||
| + | # google bots have uncovered some missing bits | ||
| + | # Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S | ||
| + | # Mmm, Spider cake! | ||
| + | # leapfrog, anyone? | ||
| + | # welcome to the space jam | ||
| + | # The Zebra was lying down | ||
| + | # Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along | ||
| + | # It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye! | ||
| + | # the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned | ||
| + | # Cat in a hat or fox in a box? | ||
| + | # Magnified 10,000 times | ||
| + | # Doesn't like being referred to as garfield | ||
| + | # unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders | ||
| + | # I'm not even mad. that's amazing | ||
| + | # Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this! | ||
| + | # Threaten large birds... check. | ||
| + | # I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | ||
| + | # There's a third bump, growing fast | ||
| + | # thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system | ||
| + | # Someone will Make this About ObamaCare | ||
| + | # Steve is realxing | ||
| + | # A job so boring a bird could do it | ||
| + | # Do you feline lucky, punk? | ||
| + | # i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner! | ||
| + | # Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying. | ||
| + | # 突っ込むところもねい！ | ||
| + | # Spaaaaaaaace! | ||
| + | # Scientists create first man-clock hybrid | ||
| + | # It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! | ||
| + | # at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock | ||
| + | # The dark helps me see in the carrots | ||
| + | # it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama | ||
| + | # smiling is for optimists | ||
| + | # my new duvet cover! | ||
| + | # Do my feet look fat? | ||
| + | # ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ | ||
| + | # where should i put this cool new tatto? | ||
| + | # MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets | ||
| + | # in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die? | ||
| + | # Found this in my garden, wtf? | ||
| + | # The time has come. | ||
| + | # is good idea yes | ||
| + | # About time someone brought me that flattened basketball | ||
| + | # Pizza TIME | ||
| + | # The next generation of crypto currencies | ||
| + | # I hate waking up from a really good dream | ||
| + | # Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | ||
| + | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | ||
| + | # The best brick joke possible. | ||
| + | # Don't have a cow, man | ||
| + | # my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own... | ||
| + | # This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change. | ||
| + | # These cravings will never stop | ||
| + | # Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. | ||
| + | # I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken. | ||
| + | # Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | ||
| + | # Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air | ||
| + | # Every day my damn cat makes this face | ||
| + | # Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like? | ||
| + | # I'd call this experiment a success. | ||
| + | # 99 bottles of beer on the wall | ||
| + | # The solution to all life's problems | ||
| + | # "Is it symmetric this way?" | ||
| + | # toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore. | ||
| + | # #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED | ||
| + | # this one's over 15 kt bitches! | ||
| + | # drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! | ||
| + | # SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN | ||
| + | # If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. | ||
| + | # emergency butter delivery | ||
| + | # i'm now 75% more efficient | ||
| + | # Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled | ||
| + | # i was gonna eat that | ||
| + | # #bedhead | ||
| + | # Me, before the topical ointment | ||
| + | # Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again. | ||
| + | # Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera | ||
| + | # Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | ||
| + | # Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok? | ||
| + | # 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS | ||
| + | # The unforgiving war on health | ||
| + | # go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk | ||
| + | # Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again? | ||
| + | # take two, they are small | ||
| + | # Allons-Y! | ||
| + | # what to have for breakfast? | ||
| + | # Why potato why? | ||
| + | # back on tinder! | ||
| + | # I broke cookie clicker... | ||
| + | # a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | ||
| + | # i don't think we're playing zelda anymore... | ||
| + | # Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak. | ||
| + | # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter | ||
| + | # The soap bubble music experiment went rather well. | ||
| + | # too much right beef | ||
| + | # this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make. | ||
| + | # Is that a huge salad falling over new york? | ||
| + | # look what i found underneath my pillow | ||
| + | # take that atheists | ||
| + | # Crocodile Pink Eye | ||
| + | # WHO'S THAT POKEMON? | ||
| + | # Things Lost in couch cushions | ||
| + | # Here comes the sun, do do do do... | ||
| + | # I knew there would be side effects | ||
| + | # Nope nope nope nope nope | ||
| + | # I broke the etch & sketch | ||
| + | # Trees on a hill #nofilter | ||
| + | # #vampiremirrorselfie | ||
| + | # I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter | ||
| + | # Aaaaaargh | ||
| + | # That's gonna hurt on the way out | ||
| + | # london bridge gets a songg, where is mine? | ||
| + | # I think there's something here | ||
| + | # Worst pokemon ever | ||
| + | # if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | ||
| + | # Hope that wasn't a granny knot | ||
| + | # I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads | ||
| + | # I see you have constructed a new lightsaber | ||
| + | # im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere | ||
| + | # That is, in fact, a squirrel. | ||
| + | # Where did THAT come from? | ||
| + | # We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe | ||
| + | # #toothproblems | ||
| + | # You did what in my tuba? | ||
| + | # That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed. | ||
| + | # This apple got a face on it dog | ||
| + | # PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary | ||
| + | # It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? | ||
| + | # #Donthate #Truelove | ||
| + | # should i see a doctor about this? | ||
| + | # Contains 8 essential types of spiders! | ||
| + | # I blame supernasa | ||
| + | # day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry | ||
| + | # That's just not very funny | ||
| + | # CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe | ||
| + | # oh I feel a yearning so bad | ||
| + | # I wouldn't eat that if I were you. | ||
| + | # Rollerskating always was overrated | ||
| + | # filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring... | ||
| + | # That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you. | ||
| + | # TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;} | ||
| + | # If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself | ||
| + | # First day of school. | ||
| + | # Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird. | ||
| + | # this was my inspiration | ||
| + | # Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door. | ||
| + | # Check out my bowling Ball trophy! | ||
| + | # Don't inhale! | ||
| + | # My baby is learning how to write! | ||
| + | # Like my new nails? | ||
| + | # i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED! | ||
| + | # they said we couldn't play god | ||
| + | # Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out! | ||
| + | # Oh god is it still following me? | ||
| + | # When you get a perfect score on your test | ||
| + | # Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it | ||
| + | # like my new haircut? | ||
| + | # The basis for fast and furious 13. | ||
| + | # Just Got A new camera phone! | ||
| + | # Just one of those days | ||
| + | # NICE MULTIPANTS | ||
| + | # My hobby: pretending blank posts have content. | ||
| + | # Why don't chimpanzees have beards? | ||
| + | # such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative. | ||
| + | # THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much. | ||
| + | # Are you feeling lucky, punk? | ||
| + | # damn. that squirrel's got a ball | ||
| + | # ack | ||
| + | # racing stripes on hoodies are cool. | ||
| + | # Best. Funeral. Ever. | ||
| + | # AGHHHHH | ||
| + | # Is this real life? | ||
| + | # He was never seen again | ||
| + | # new phone who dis | ||
| + | # hgghjg | ||
| + | # Robert'); Drop Table students;-- | ||
| + | # bURMA sHAVE! | ||
| + | # Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again. | ||
| + | # The Little Borg Prince | ||
| + | # Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker... | ||
| + | # Universe man, Universe man... | ||
| + | # Fancy | ||
| + | # trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it. | ||
| + | # no one ever suspected the shovel | ||
| + | # That was when things started to get a little weird. | ||
| + | # What, Me worry? | ||
| + | # Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion | ||
| + | # 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool | ||
| + | # Mentos and lava | ||
| + | # cthulu caught me slipping | ||
| + | # Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! | ||
| + | # Black as the crows that peck out my eyes | ||
| + | # my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks! | ||
| + | # "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | ||
| + | # The secret to infinite storage space | ||
| + | # Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds | ||
| + | # that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now? | ||
| + | # What could go wrong? | ||
| + | # those weren't Altoids. | ||
| + | # So long and thanks for all the fish! | ||
| + | # 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | ||
| + | # i do the same thing at frat parties | ||
| + | # All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies | ||
| + | # SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo! | ||
| + | # Hoverboard to full power! | ||
| + | # Goldilocks party! | ||
| + | # oh damn! it's that time of the year again! | ||
| + | # He nailed it! | ||
| + | # I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. | ||
| + | # This photo was taken from my basement | ||
| + | # when you see it... | ||
| + | # Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | ||
| + | # #Toobigtofall | ||
| + | # #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter | ||
| + | # [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT] | ||
| + | # Perspective issues | ||
| + | # I'm lost without your love, baby | ||
| + | # hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. | ||
| + | # At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe | ||
| + | # peeling back the pages of history | ||
| + | # 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 | ||
| + | # lol, no i didn't jump | ||
| + | # get your ass to mars | ||
| + | # YES | ||
| + | # The building blocks of life | ||
| + | # Cruise Kingdom | ||
| + | # Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door? | ||
| + | # Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag | ||
| + | # Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof | ||
| + | # Starting to regret my OUYA purchase | ||
| + | # PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH | ||
| + | # FUCK NOT AGAIN | ||
| + | # Who Made all these Don quixote clones? | ||
| + | # Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us | ||
| + | # And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. | ||
| + | # this is just a tribute #thed | ||
| + | # I got the job! | ||
| + | # I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me | ||
| + | # rm -rf / | ||
| + | # I just can't see the point anymore | ||
| + | # I guess I only have myself to blame. | ||
| + | # Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents | ||
| + | # #Nailpolish | ||
| + | # Stop stalin and make up your mind | ||
| + | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | ||
| + | # To get to the other tree and leaf! | ||
| + | # welcome to Argentina | ||
| + | # Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase | ||
| + | # Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless. | ||
| + | # Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | ||
| + | # Self Portrait: Complete. | ||
| + | # how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere | ||
| + | # nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp | ||
| + | # hungry hungry fencing subcontractors | ||
| + | # The doctor says it is colon cancer :( | ||
| + | # “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” | ||
| + | # Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member | ||
| + | # whoops GPS error | ||
| + | # For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem | ||
| + | # the charge of the light brigade | ||
| + | # prototype soccer ball | ||
| + | # A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou | ||
| + | # every breath you take, every move you make | ||
| + | # I wonder what will this lead to... | ||
| + | # Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic! | ||
| + | # Houston, we are the problem | ||
| + | # Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? | ||
| + | # Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" | ||
| + | # so I went and summoned hitler but he got old | ||
| + | # My new tattoo | ||
| + | # Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype | ||
| + | # reverse et | ||
| + | # Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty | ||
| + | # WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO | ||
| + | # Soon. Soon... | ||
| + | # Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle. | ||
| + | # birdcoin is looking to be a huge success | ||
| + | # Ce n'est pas un canard | ||
| + | # "I am So. Much. More." | ||
| + | # bit nosy, aren't you? | ||
| + | # my wonderful dad! | ||
| + | # goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week! | ||
| + | # Homo helicopteris captured in bali | ||
| + | # #notallmen | ||
| + | # This is exactly what you think it is | ||
| + | # The view outside of my airplane window. | ||
| + | # Just another day in paradise | ||
| + | # Mistakes were made. | ||
| + | # New selfy stick you can hold with your foot | ||
| + | # go home elephant you are drunk | ||
| + | # which end is the head of a chocolate cornet? | ||
| + | # Can anybody help me identify this animal? | ||
| + | # 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | ||
| + | # In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king | ||
| + | # New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE. | ||
| + | # My gout's acting up again | ||
| + | # now you're hungry too. | ||
| + | # Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor! | ||
| + | # Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"? | ||
| + | # parallel universe, here i come! #sweet! | ||
| + | # Starbucks <3 <3 <3 | ||
| + | # The infamous Snow-muon. | ||
| + | # Office gamification has got out of hand. | ||
| + | # The Moon Will Eat What it will | ||
| + | # Got your nose! | ||
| + | # GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? | ||
| + | # Field Trip! | ||
| + | # AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb! | ||
| + | # Last time i buy a budget hairdryer | ||
| + | # found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? | ||
| + | # Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | ||
| + | # I lost my wits | ||
| + | # Oy, my giblets! | ||
| + | # Oh no! Not Again. | ||
| + | # Me llamo t-bone | ||
| + | # [user was banned for this text] | ||
| + | # Oh no! Not again. | ||
| + | # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | ||
| + | # Black box recorder | ||
| + | # Oh No! Not again! | ||
| + | # Bangarang Motherfuckers | ||
| + | # The side of my car. #roadrage | ||
| + | # One year ago I looked like this | ||
| + | # Copernicus: The early years | ||
| + | # about to die lol | ||
| + | # Minecraft has fingerprints Now! | ||
| + | # i need to do my laundry more often. | ||
| + | # using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border. | ||
| + | # I don't know | ||
| + | # I. AM. BELLSPROUT. | ||
| + | # my new boss | ||
| + | # i don't remember this scene form star wars | ||
| + | # OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE | ||
| + | # WARRRBLGARBL | ||
| + | # apple's new offering: iscream | ||
| + | # Larry asked me to be his wingman | ||
| + | # Any hatchlings in here? | ||
| + | # Bazookateer crossing | ||
| + | # I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it. | ||
| + | # caught the sunset tonight at midday | ||
| + | # Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook | ||
| + | # this guy keeps following me | ||
| + | # Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose? | ||
| + | # >< ))*> | ||
| + | # the way of the future | ||
| + | # Maths are hard | ||
| + | # Sometimes all you can do is wait | ||
| + | # #saturday #memories #beautiful | ||
| + | # passed another hitch hiker | ||
| + | # and then there were nine | ||
| + | # share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians | ||
| + | # Look out! | ||
| + | # I 'M out of the acorn | ||
| + | # Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this | ||
| + | # Cant explain that | ||
| + | # Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude | ||
| + | # come on, put on the slippers. | ||
| + | # I don't think I really understand what this is. | ||
| + | # Fulfilling western ideals! | ||
| + | # How did the mars rover get here? | ||
| + | # The horrors of war | ||
| + | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH | ||
| + | # Roadrunner is the new transport minister | ||
| + | # This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace | ||
| + | # London | ||
| + | # The ents met the triffids | ||
| + | # #delfie | ||
| + | # Darn Pylon built in the cow field again | ||
| + | # Waynes World, Waynes world!!! | ||
| + | # brokkolis and sweet potato, nice | ||
| + | # Anyone craving some soup right about now? | ||
| + | # SIDE GOER 4 | ||
| + | # #awefullyNicetractsofland | ||
| + | # First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges. | ||
| + | # we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show | ||
| + | # I suppose things could probably be worse somehow. | ||
| + | # #flavorbomb | ||
| + | # #Hopeicanfly | ||
| + | # I wish I could afford the monopolar model... | ||
| + | # No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be? | ||
| + | # MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! | ||
| + | # Deal with it | ||
| + | # Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair! | ||
| + | # onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia! | ||
| + | # EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. | ||
| + | # Nothing new under the sun | ||
| + | # worst horse ever :( | ||
| + | # look what happened to my satellite | ||
| + | # Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. | ||
| + | # I just joined the Kite Kite Kite! | ||
| + | # Parlez vous Francais? | ||
| + | # "...The Aristocrats." | ||
| + | # PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | ||
| + | # Watch out for the squirrely wrath! | ||
| + | # Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand | ||
| + | # truly, i am euphoric | ||
| + | # Tycho and gabe stepped up their game | ||
| + | # This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps | ||
| + | # oompa loompa diggeti doo | ||
| + | # I'll catch it one day | ||
| + | # I can has cheezburger? | ||
| + | # The designers of this camera literally nailed it | ||
| + | # Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments. | ||
| + | # ha ha ha... no. | ||
| + | # The metric system costs thousands of lives each year | ||
| + | # Day 12: it's going well I think | ||
| + | # All things considered, it turned out nice again | ||
| + | # #livefeed #colonoscopy | ||
| + | # The Captain Crunch Kraken | ||
| + | # oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening | ||
| + | # Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston. | ||
| + | # True Self-Control | ||
| + | # I should really separate those | ||
| + | # I loled my head off!!! | ||
| + | # the floor is made of lava. send help. | ||
| + | # I Swear this dress was yellow and blue | ||
| + | # A soulful rendition of "old man river" | ||
| + | # tail recursion spotted in the wild!! | ||
| + | # No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea. | ||
| + | # My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved! | ||
| + | ;prompt_posters | ||
| + | # Jaden21 | ||
| + | # Destiny1983 | ||
| + | # Horsepower Lovecraft | ||
| + | # Eliezer Yudkowsky | ||
| + | # Brandi9 | ||
| + | # Frances29 | ||
| + | # Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien | ||
| + | # Agric Silverfinger | ||
| + | # Tracy1977 | ||
| + | # Cheyenne1988 | ||
| + | # Michaela2006 | ||
| + | # Chelsea2006 | ||
| + | # S. G. Dukat | ||
| + | # Bool Hand Luke | ||
| + | # Lord Mondegreen | ||
| + | # Debbie26 | ||
| + | # Marie10 | ||
| + | # Michelle11 | ||
| + | # Bailey2001 | ||
| + | # Sharon99 | ||
| + | # Charles18 | ||
| + | # Cheyenne15 | ||
| + | # Tricia14 | ||
| + | # Pam06 | ||
| + | # Norton Ghost Dad | ||
| + | # Kristy2007 | ||
| + | # Donna2 | ||
| + | # Jack39 | ||
| + | # Deborah3 | ||
| + | # Kelsey1996 | ||
| + | # Keira2002 | ||
| + | # Lord Gaga | ||
| + | # Susan25 | ||
| + | # Caden2010 | ||
| + | # Sarah55 | ||
| + | # Jack3 | ||
| + | # Sidd Finch | ||
| + | # Barbara1974 | ||
| + | # Christina Applecare | ||
| + | # Marissa Mayer | ||
| + | # Mark Zuckerberg | ||
| + | # Justin28 | ||
| + | # Samuel19 | ||
| + | # Patricia03 | ||
| + | # Tina Belcher | ||
| + | # Taylor1998 | ||
| + | # George Reagan Renesmee Martin | ||
| + | # Alice1956 | ||
| + | # Wil | ||
| + | # Ronald22 | ||
| + | # Tricia1 | ||
| + | # Madison80 | ||
| + | # Ashley8 | ||
| + | # Henry4 | ||
| + | # Dillon2008 | ||
| + | # Hatsy Collins | ||
| + | # Jennifer1 | ||
| + | # Keira48 | ||
| + | # Aidenn Aberforth Milne | ||
| + | # Misty3 | ||
| + | # James URL Jones | ||
| + | # Caden14 | ||
| + | # Margaret5 | ||
| + | # Linda08 | ||
| + | # Margaret11 | ||
| + | # Cynthia99 | ||
| + | # Amanda08 | ||
| + | # Kaden61 | ||
| + | # Taylor1990 | ||
| + | # Dunston Chexin | ||
| + | # Jalen81 | ||
| + | # Bailey08 | ||
| + | ;prompt_reasons | ||
| + | # our buffer runneth over | ||
| + | # I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is | ||
| + | # the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service | ||
| + | # +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++ | ||
| + | # friday squid blogging | ||
| + | # CRM-114 unit malfunctioning | ||
| + | # GSM filter change required | ||
| + | # User is not a typewriter. | ||
| + | # floating point unit no longer afloat | ||
| + | # error: error code [error] while decoding error code | ||
| + | # User accepted terms but not conditions | ||
| + | # soonerist sperver fid dot nile | ||
| + | # http is down | ||
| + | # Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong) | ||
| + | # server fell in ocean | ||
| + | # the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also. | ||
| + | # spin cycle still active | ||
| + | # too many hands on the keyboard | ||
| + | # butter overflow | ||
| + | # i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel | ||
| + | # Main Bus B Undervolt | ||
| + | # CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence | ||
| + | # dictionary too stiff to read | ||
| + | # Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile | ||
| + | # SQL ejection | ||
| + | # subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system | ||
| + | # hung up prematurely | ||
| + | # insufficient smoke for current mirror array | ||
| + | # the system / is down | ||
| + | # error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail? | ||
| + | # hard drive oil depleted | ||
| + | # wrong files | ||
| + | # data too big | ||
| + | # helvetica scenario | ||
| + | # could not initialize sound blaster 16 | ||
| + | # temporal paradox | ||
| + | # butter to text interface not found | ||
| + | # unimplemented trap | ||
| + | # PC LOAD LETTER | ||
| + | # error: operation completed successfully | ||
| + | # illegal carrot detected in mail queue | ||
| + | # butter didn't suit the works | ||
| + | # electrons too big, stuck in wafer | ||
| + | # Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core. | ||
| + | # screws are stripped | ||
| + | # butter underrun | ||
| + | # Please Insert Riven CD 4 | ||
| + | # server farm lost starbucks wifi signal | ||
| + | # server had too much to drink | ||
| + | # Baby ur much 2 fast | ||
| + | # spontaneous splinal dereticulation | ||
| + | # general uncertainty | ||
| + | # lp0 on fire | ||
| + | # virtual memory got too real | ||
| + | # unexpected timezone drift desynchronization | ||
| + | # spin number must be of the form n/2 | ||
| + | # ERR:INVALID DIM | ||
| + | # error | ||
| + | # HTTP 403 and 3/4ths | ||
| + | # oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad | ||
| + | # This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds. | ||
| + | # turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door | ||
| + | # mean connection time exceeded | ||
| + | # files fell out | ||
| + | # bookmarks migrated to Venezuela | ||
| + | # aol window in front of netscape window | ||
| + | # cat-like typing detected | ||
| + | # microwave running | ||
| + | # nanobots in the water | ||
| + | # confirmation BIOS | ||
| + | # UTF-31 decode error | ||
| + | # PRESS PLAY ON TAPE | ||
| + | # HTTP 418 | ||
| + | # cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike | ||
| + | # TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK | ||
| + | # a user's middle name was </html> | ||
| + | # previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones | ||
| + | # qubit indeterminate | ||
| + | # sysadmin trapped in well | ||
| + | # RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work | ||
| + | # lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap | ||
| + | # server room haunted | ||
| + | # out of monads | ||
| + | # server aperture too narrow for capital letters | ||
| + | # database configuration violates the Prime Directive | ||
| + | # sitemap was held upside down | ||
| + | # YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS | ||
| + | # <%= reason %> | ||
| + | # overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit | ||
| + | # user put spaces/vowels in filename | ||
| + | # Dave's not registered, man | ||
| + | # minimum recursion depth not reached | ||
| + | # the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off | ||
| + | # tape on write-protect hole fell off | ||
| + | # undefined is not a function, which really makes you think | ||
| + | # files overwritten with more interesting content | ||
| + | ;prompt_text | ||
| + | # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | ||
| + | # #flavorbomb | ||
| + | # Big bowl of star-flakes | ||
| + | # No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be? | ||
| + | # That sweater is so 2013 | ||
| + | # SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE! | ||
| + | # I guess I only have myself to blame. | ||
| + | # GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT | ||
| + | # now you're hungry too. | ||
| + | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | ||
| + | # #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter | ||
| + | # if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | ||
| + | # Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back | ||
| + | # if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up | ||
| + | # Magnificent as fuck | ||
| + | # oh look, a penny | ||
| + | # My clothes need a wash... | ||
| + | # tail recursion spotted in the wild!! | ||
| + | # The birds found the hobbit hole | ||
| + | # Waynes World, Waynes world!!! | ||
| + | # Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | ||
| + | # ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ | ||
| + | # Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! | ||
| + | # Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless. | ||
| + | # ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ | ||
| + | # "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now" | ||
| + | # I see you have constructed a new lightsaber | ||
| + | # cthulu wants what cthulu wants | ||
| + | # two great tastes that go great together | ||
| + | # #notallmen | ||
| + | # We can't do it, the moon is in the way | ||
| + | # Ramen is squishy and soft | ||
| + | # the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned | ||
| + | # As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. | ||
| + | # help wanted. inquire within. | ||
| + | # PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | ||
| + | # Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | ||
| + | # The view outside of my airplane window. | ||
| + | # too much lens flare? | ||
| + | # the event horizon returned | ||
| + | # Freshly waxed floors + new socks | ||
| + | # Roadrunner is the new transport minister | ||
| + | # sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again. | ||
| + | # Use the force responsibly. | ||
| + | # i don't remember this scene form star wars | ||
| + | # #lifehacks | ||
| + | # stork carrying a babby rabbit! | ||
| + | # This guy... | ||
| + | # Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | ||
| + | # i've never felt so alone. | ||
| + | # I just bought this | ||
| + | # Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling! | ||
| + | # The French space program | ||
| + | # Does this look like pink eye to you? | ||
| + | # Fission, fusion, what's the difference? | ||
| + | # That's just not very funny | ||
| + | # I'm lost without your love, baby | ||
| + | # George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. | ||
| + | # night sledding deserves a quiet night | ||
| + | # my friend posing while a plane flies by | ||
| + | # #nomakeup #natural | ||
| + | # Sometimes I just want to be in the moment. | ||
| + | # I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it. | ||
| + | # Oh god is it still following me? | ||
| + | # The HORROR! | ||
| + | # I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND | ||
| + | # mYTH BUSTED! | ||
| + | # it was never this complicated when I was a kid | ||
| + | # I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines | ||
| + | # my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes | ||
| + | # SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN | ||
| + | # I got the job! | ||
| + | # Doesn't like being referred to as garfield | ||
| + | # Notice anything different? | ||
| + | # Apparently it's a thing now... | ||
| + | # Darn Pylon built in the cow field again | ||
| + | # Optimus prime was having a bad day. | ||
| + | # And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. | ||
| + | # Not a fruit | ||
| + | # I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! | ||
| + | # using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border. | ||
| + | # Why do dogs like this? | ||
| + | # Bangarang Motherfuckers | ||
