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==Status== | ==Status== | ||
| − | + | <s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s> | |
| − | + | :Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case. | |
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==Feed== | ==Feed== | ||
http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed | http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed | ||
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<nowiki>xkcd = { | <nowiki>xkcd = { | ||
| − | prompt_reasons | + | prompt_reasons :[], |
| − | prompt_posters | + | prompt_posters :[], |
| − | + | prompt_text :[], | |
| − | + | prompt_captions :[], | |
| − | + | feed_posters :[], | |
| − | prompt_captions | + | feed_text :[] |
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} | } | ||
| − | function | + | function check(field, value) { |
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if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) { | if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) { | ||
xkcd[field].push(value); | xkcd[field].push(value); | ||
| − | + | console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value); | |
} | } | ||
} | } | ||
| − | + | function next() { | |
| − | function next( | + | $.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) { |
| − | + | check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason); | |
| − | $.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed | + | check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster); |
| − | + | if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text); | |
| − | + | if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined") | |
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for(i in data.prompt.captions) | for(i in data.prompt.captions) | ||
| − | + | check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]); | |
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for(i in data.feed) { | for(i in data.feed) { | ||
| − | + | check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster); | |
| − | + | check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text); | |
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} | } | ||
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}); | }); | ||
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} | } | ||
next(); | next(); | ||
| + | setInterval('next()', 60000); | ||
| + | </nowiki> | ||
| + | (Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) | ||
| + | I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that. | ||
| + | :However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute. | ||
| − | + | You can check on the <tt>xkcd</tt> variable at any time. | |
| − | + | :The surveys do not change as often as the other data. | |
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| − | + | <s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s> | |
| − | + | :Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs. | |
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| − | + | ==Results== | |
| − | + | current unprocessed totals: | |
| − | + | *feed_posters: Array[205] | |
| − | + | *feed_text: Array[1821] | |
| − | + | *prompt_captions: Array[1825] | |
| − | + | *prompt_posters: Array[205] | |
| − | + | *prompt_reasons: Array[107] | |
| − | + | *prompt_text: Array[1125] | |
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| − | + | The script is finding fewer and fewer new items, but it is still running after 30 hours since last restart. | |
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| − | + | ===prompt_reasons=== | |
| − | + | :The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question". | |
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| − | + | # +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++ | |
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| − | # +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++ | ||
| − | # <%= reason %> | ||
# aol window in front of netscape window | # aol window in front of netscape window | ||
# a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki> | # a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki> | ||
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# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS | # YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS | ||
| − | === | + | ===feed_posters=== |
| − | + | Usernames used in the feed. All users in the feed are also in the prompt | |
| + | |||
| + | # @meganamram | ||
| + | # Addison1 | ||
| + | # Addison8 | ||
| + | # Agric Silverfinger | ||
| + | # Aidan2 | ||
| + | # Aiden1 | ||
| + | # Aiden5 | ||
| + | # Aidenn Aberforth Milne | ||
| + | # Alice1956 | ||
| + | # Amanda08 | ||
| + | # Anonymous | ||
| + | # Apple Martin | ||
| + | # Arthur17 | ||
| + | # Arthur19 | ||
| + | # Ashley8 | ||
| + | # Ashley92 | ||
| + | # Ashley2009 | ||
| + | # Austin72 | ||
| + | # Ayden1952 | ||
| + | # Bailey08 | ||
| + | # Bailey2001 | ||
| + | # Barbara1974 | ||
| + | # Benjamin1970 | ||
| + | # Benjamin Kenobi Sr | ||
| + | # Bool Hand Luke | ||
| + | # Brandi9 | ||
| + | # Brittany1 | ||
| + | # Caden14 | ||
| + | # Caden2010 | ||
| + | # Candice10 | ||
| + | # Carol04 | ||
| + | # Chad80 | ||
| + | # Charles18 | ||
| + | # Chelsea2006 | ||
| + | # Cheyenne15 | ||
| + | # Cheyenne1988 | ||
| + | # Christina Applecare | ||
| + | # CMOS Def | ||
| + | # Curic Copperfinger | ||
| + | # Cynthia99 | ||
| + | # Cynthia1995 | ||
| + | # Dakota09 | ||
| + | # Dakota94 | ||
| + | # David St. Hubbins | ||
| + | # Debbie3 | ||
| + | # Debbie26 | ||
| + | # Debbie62 | ||
| + | # Deborah3 | ||
| + | # Delta Elroy Backslash | ||
| + | # Destiny89 | ||
| + | # Destiny1983 | ||
| + | # Dillon2008 | ||
| + | # Donald19 | ||
| + | # Donna2 | ||
| + | # Dorothy7 | ||
| + | # DragonBall Cooper | ||
| + | # Dunston Chexin | ||
| + | # Dustin46 | ||
| + | # Earl Sinclair | ||
| + | # Egbert Bentley White | ||
| + | # Eliezer Yudkowsky | ||
| + | # Elon Musk | ||
| + | # Emily15 | ||
| + | # Eowyn L'Oreal James | ||
| + | # Euphegenia Doubtfire | ||
| + | # Facebook Scott Fitzgerald | ||
| + | # Flash Groupon | ||
| + | # Frances29 | ||
| + | # Frances51 | ||
| + | # Frances99 | ||
| + | # Gary8 | ||
| + | # Gary86 | ||
| + | # Gary1951 | ||
| + | # George Debian Bush | ||
| + | # George Reagan Renesmee Martin | ||
| + | # Green Mario | ||
| + | # Greg2004 | ||
| + | # Hatsy Collins | ||
| + | # Henry05 | ||
| + | # Henry4 | ||
| + | # Horsepower Lovecraft | ||
| + | # J. Alfred Leftshark | ||
| + | # Jack3 | ||
| + | # Jack39 | ||
| + | # Jacob10 | ||
| + | # Jada5 | ||
| + | # Jaden21 | ||
| + | # Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien | ||
| + | # Jaina Khloe Rowling | ||
| + | # Jalen81 | ||
| + | # James URL Jones | ||
| + | # Jason15 | ||
| + | # Jayden79 | ||
| + | # Jennifer1 | ||
| + | # Jeph Jacques | ||
| + | # Jerry18 | ||
| + | # Joe Biden | ||
| + | # John2 | ||
| + | # John Wilkes Knuth | ||
| + | # Jonathan27 | ||
| + | # Joshua80 | ||
| + | # Joshua84 | ||
| + | # Justin28 | ||
| + | # Justin87 | ||
| + | # Kaden61 | ||
| + | # Kaitlin1976 | ||
| + | # Karen3 | ||
| + | # Kathleen78 | ||
| + | # Keira10 | ||
| + | # Keira48 | ||
| + | # Keira2002 | ||
| + | # Kelsey1970 | ||
| + | # Kelsey1996 | ||
| + | # Kenneth94 | ||
| + | # Kenneth96 | ||
| + | # Khloe2 | ||
| + | # Khloe14 | ||
| + | # Kilroy | ||
| + | # Kim5 | ||
| + | # Kristy2007 | ||
| + | # Larry1994 | ||
| + | # Larry Ronald Hubbard | ||
| + | # Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit | ||
| + | # Linda08 | ||
| + | # Lindsay2011 | ||
| + | # Lisa1995 | ||
| + | # Livemau5 | ||
| + | # Lord Gaga | ||
| + | # Lord Mondegreen | ||
| + | # Louis Reasoner | ||
| + | # Madison19 | ||
| + | # Madison80 | ||
| + | # Malik2 | ||
| + | # Margaret5 | ||
| + | # Margaret11 | ||
| + | # Marie3 | ||
| + | # Marie10 | ||
| + | # Marie12 | ||
| + | # Marissa Mayer | ||
| + | # Mark92 | ||
| + | # Mark2006 | ||
| + | # Mark2007 | ||
| + | # Mark Zuckerberg | ||
| + | # Martin Van Halen | ||
| + | # Matthew2006 | ||
| + | # Mavis Bitcoin | ||
| + | # Michaela2006 | ||
| + | # Michelle11 | ||
| + | # Minecraft Holmes | ||
| + | # Misty3 | ||
| + | # Myspace Tom | ||
| + | # Norton Ghost Dad | ||
| + | # Notorious L.H.C. | ||
| + | # Padme Dorothy James | ||
| + | # Pam06 | ||
| + | # Patricia03 | ||
| + | # Paul50 | ||
| + | # Paul1957 | ||
| + | # Player One | ||
| + | # Player Two | ||
| + | # Professor Monoculatus McToff | ||
| + | # Raymond6 | ||
| + | # Ronald22 | ||
| + | # Ruth3 | ||
| + | # S. G. Dukat | ||
| + | # Samuel19 | ||
| + | # Samuel49 | ||
| + | # Sarah55 | ||
| + | # Sarah1976 | ||
| + | # Sarah2005 | ||
| + | # Sharon91 | ||
| + | # Sharon99 | ||
| + | # Shaun6 | ||
| + | # Shaun46 | ||
| + | # Shaun1960 | ||
| + | # Sheena2005 | ||
| + | # Sherri97 | ||
| + | # Sidd Finch | ||
| + | # Sierra3 | ||
| + | # Sierra7 | ||
| + | # Sierra10 | ||
| + | # Stacy07 | ||
| + | # Stacy14 | ||
| + | # Steven02 | ||
| + | # Steven50 | ||
| + | # Steven2002 | ||
| + | # Susan11 | ||
| + | # Susan25 | ||
| + | # Taylor1990 | ||
| + | # Taylor1998 | ||
| + | # Thomas2 | ||
| + | # Tim21 | ||
| + | # Tim87 | ||
| + | # Tina Belcher | ||
| + | # Todd33 | ||
| + | # Tonya22 | ||
| + | # Tonya38 | ||
| + | # Tracy1977 | ||
| + | # Tricia1 | ||
| + | # Tricia14 | ||
| + | # Trinity1989 | ||
| + | # Virginia1961 | ||
| + | # Virginia2006 | ||
| + | # Wil | ||
| + | # Wric Tungstenfinger | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===prompt_posters=== | ||
| + | Usernames used in the prompts. | ||
| + | :All of these usernames are also used in the feed | ||
| + | |||
| + | # @meganamram | ||
| + | # Addison1 | ||
| + | # Addison8 | ||
| + | # Agric Silverfinger | ||
| + | # Aidan2 | ||
| + | # Aiden1 | ||
| + | # Aiden5 | ||
| + | # Aidenn Aberforth Milne | ||
| + | # Alice1956 | ||
| + | # Amanda08 | ||
| + | # Anonymous | ||
| + | # Apple Martin | ||
| + | # Arthur17 | ||
| + | # Arthur19 | ||
| + | # Ashley8 | ||
| + | # Ashley92 | ||
| + | # Ashley2009 | ||
| + | # Austin72 | ||
| + | # Ayden1952 | ||
| + | # Bailey08 | ||
| + | # Bailey2001 | ||
| + | # Barbara1974 | ||
| + | # Benjamin1970 | ||
| + | # Benjamin Kenobi Sr | ||
| + | # Bool Hand Luke | ||
| + | # Brandi9 | ||
| + | # Brittany1 | ||
| + | # Caden14 | ||
| + | # Caden2010 | ||
| + | # Candice10 | ||
| + | # Carol04 | ||
| + | # Chad80 | ||
| + | # Charles18 | ||
| + | # Chelsea2006 | ||
| + | # Cheyenne15 | ||
| + | # Cheyenne1988 | ||
| + | # Christina Applecare | ||
| + | # CMOS Def | ||
| + | # Curic Copperfinger | ||
| + | # Cynthia99 | ||
| + | # Cynthia1995 | ||
| + | # Dakota09 | ||
| + | # Dakota94 | ||
| + | # David St. Hubbins | ||
| + | # Debbie3 | ||
| + | # Debbie26 | ||
| + | # Debbie62 | ||
| + | # Deborah3 | ||
| + | # Delta Elroy Backslash | ||
| + | # Destiny89 | ||
| + | # Destiny1983 | ||
| + | # Dillon2008 | ||
| + | # Donald19 | ||
| + | # Donna2 | ||
| + | # Dorothy7 | ||
| + | # DragonBall Cooper | ||
| + | # Dunston Chexin | ||
| + | # Dustin46 | ||
| + | # Earl Sinclair | ||
| + | # Egbert Bentley White | ||
| + | # Eliezer Yudkowsky | ||
| + | # Elon Musk | ||
| + | # Emily15 | ||
| + | # Eowyn L'Oreal James | ||
| + | # Euphegenia Doubtfire | ||
| + | # Facebook Scott Fitzgerald | ||
| + | # Flash Groupon | ||
| + | # Frances29 | ||
| + | # Frances51 | ||
| + | # Frances99 | ||
| + | # Gary8 | ||
| + | # Gary86 | ||
| + | # Gary1951 | ||
| + | # George Debian Bush | ||
| + | # George Reagan Renesmee Martin | ||
| + | # Green Mario | ||
| + | # Greg2004 | ||
| + | # Hatsy Collins | ||
| + | # Henry05 | ||
| + | # Henry4 | ||
| + | # Horsepower Lovecraft | ||
| + | # J. Alfred Leftshark | ||
| + | # Jack3 | ||
| + | # Jack39 | ||
| + | # Jacob10 | ||
| + | # Jada5 | ||
| + | # Jaden21 | ||
| + | # Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien | ||
| + | # Jaina Khloe Rowling | ||
| + | # Jalen81 | ||
| + | # James URL Jones | ||
| + | # Jason15 | ||
| + | # Jayden79 | ||
| + | # Jennifer1 | ||
| + | # Jeph Jacques | ||
| + | # Jerry18 | ||
| + | # Joe Biden | ||
| + | # John2 | ||
| + | # John Wilkes Knuth | ||
| + | # Jonathan27 | ||
| + | # Joshua80 | ||
| + | # Joshua84 | ||
| + | # Justin28 | ||
| + | # Justin87 | ||
| + | # Kaden61 | ||
| + | # Kaitlin1976 | ||
| + | # Karen3 | ||
| + | # Kathleen78 | ||
| + | # Keira10 | ||
| + | # Keira48 | ||
| + | # Keira2002 | ||
| + | # Kelsey1970 | ||
| + | # Kelsey1996 | ||
| + | # Kenneth94 | ||
| + | # Kenneth96 | ||
| + | # Khloe2 | ||
| + | # Khloe14 | ||
| + | # Kilroy | ||
| + | # Kim5 | ||
| + | # Kristy2007 | ||
| + | # Larry1994 | ||
| + | # Larry Ronald Hubbard | ||
| + | # Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit | ||
| + | # Linda08 | ||
| + | # Lindsay2011 | ||
| + | # Lisa1995 | ||
| + | # Livemau5 | ||
| + | # Lord Gaga | ||
| + | # Lord Mondegreen | ||
| + | # Louis Reasoner | ||
| + | # Madison19 | ||
| + | # Madison80 | ||
| + | # Malik2 | ||
| + | # Margaret5 | ||
| + | # Margaret11 | ||
| + | # Marie3 | ||
| + | # Marie10 | ||
| + | # Marie12 | ||
| + | # Marissa Mayer | ||
| + | # Mark92 | ||
| + | # Mark2006 | ||
| + | # Mark2007 | ||
| + | # Mark Zuckerberg | ||
| + | # Martin Van Halen | ||
| + | # Matthew2006 | ||
| + | # Mavis Bitcoin | ||
| + | # Michaela2006 | ||
| + | # Michelle11 | ||
| + | # Minecraft Holmes | ||
| + | # Misty3 | ||
| + | # Myspace Tom | ||
| + | # Norton Ghost Dad | ||
| + | # Notorious L.H.C. | ||
| + | # Padme Dorothy James | ||
| + | # Pam06 | ||
| + | # Patricia03 | ||
| + | # Paul50 | ||
| + | # Paul1957 | ||
| + | # Player One | ||
| + | # Player Two | ||
| + | # Professor Monoculatus McToff | ||
| + | # Raymond6 | ||
| + | # Ronald22 | ||
| + | # Ruth3 | ||
| + | # S. G. Dukat | ||
| + | # Samuel19 | ||
| + | # Samuel49 | ||
| + | # Sarah55 | ||
| + | # Sarah1976 | ||
| + | # Sarah2005 | ||
| + | # Sharon91 | ||
| + | # Sharon99 | ||
| + | # Shaun6 | ||
| + | # Shaun46 | ||
| + | # Shaun1960 | ||
| + | # Sheena2005 | ||
| + | # Sherri97 | ||
| + | # Sidd Finch | ||
| + | # Sierra3 | ||
| + | # Sierra7 | ||
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| + | # Stacy07 | ||
| + | # Stacy14 | ||
| + | # Steven02 | ||
| + | # Steven50 | ||
| + | # Steven2002 | ||
| + | # Susan11 | ||
| + | # Susan25 | ||
| + | # Taylor1990 | ||
| + | # Taylor1998 | ||
| + | # Thomas2 | ||
| + | # Tim21 | ||
| + | # Tim87 | ||
| + | # Tina Belcher | ||
| + | # Todd33 | ||
| + | # Tonya22 | ||
| + | # Tonya38 | ||
| + | # Tracy1977 | ||
| + | # Tricia1 | ||
| + | # Tricia14 | ||
| + | # Trinity1989 | ||
| + | # Virginia1961 | ||
| + | # Virginia2006 | ||
| + | # Wil | ||
| + | # Wric Tungstenfinger | ||
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# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER" | # "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER" | ||
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# "Bake him away, toys" | # "Bake him away, toys" | ||
# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. | # "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. | ||
# "Cat-like Reflexes" | # "Cat-like Reflexes" | ||
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?" | # "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?" | ||
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# "I am So. Much. More." | # "I am So. Much. More." | ||
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# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas | # "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas | ||
# "Is it symmetric this way?" | # "Is it symmetric this way?" | ||
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR" | # "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR" | ||
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# "Space duckin'" By led blimp | # "Space duckin'" By led blimp | ||
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | # "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | ||
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# #awefullyNicetractsofland | # #awefullyNicetractsofland | ||
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# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | ||
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# #caturday | # #caturday | ||
# #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs | # #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs | ||
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# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow | # #nomakeup #justgotup #wow | ||
# #nomakeup #justnatural | # #nomakeup #justnatural | ||
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# #notallmen | # #notallmen | ||
| − | # #notamodel #nofilter | + | # #notamodel #nofilter |
# #onering #fuckhobbits | # #onering #fuckhobbits | ||
# #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter | # #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter | ||
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# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | ||
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# #Worstweekever | # #Worstweekever | ||
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| − | # | + | # ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ)) |
| − | + | # *Darth Vader Breathing* | |
| − | # | + | # *Sigh* not cat food for diner again |
| − | # | + | # *Tips fedora* |
| − | # | + | # ...And then we decided it was time to leave |
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# 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous | # 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous | ||
# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | # 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( | ||
# 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool | # 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool | ||
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# 4 8 15 16 23 42 | # 4 8 15 16 23 42 | ||
# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay | # 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay | ||
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# 8.5 hours later... | # 8.5 hours later... | ||
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation | # 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation | ||
| + | # 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | ||
| + | # 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS | ||
| + | # 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | ||
| + | # 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground | ||
# 99 bottles of beer on the wall | # 99 bottles of beer on the wall | ||
# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | # 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% | ||
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# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH | ||
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# Aaaaaargh | # Aaaaaargh | ||
| + | # A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat | ||
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball | # About time someone brought me that flattened basketball | ||
# about to die lol | # about to die lol | ||
# ack | # ack | ||
# ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data. | # ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data. | ||
| + | # A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature | ||
# ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon! | # ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon! | ||
# actually, around here we itemize our taxes | # actually, around here we itemize our taxes | ||
| − | # | + | # A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou |
| + | # a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds. | ||
# AGHHHHH | # AGHHHHH | ||
| + | # a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | ||
# Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough... | # Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough... | ||
| + | # A job so boring a bird could do it | ||
# Alan? | # Alan? | ||
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well. | # alas, poor yorick, I knew him well. | ||
# All flesh is grass | # All flesh is grass | ||
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# All my selfies be like | # All my selfies be like | ||
| + | # Allons-Y! | ||
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies | # All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies | ||
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# All things considered, it turned out nice again | # All things considered, it turned out nice again | ||
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# almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea | # almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea | ||
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# Always get a full nights rest | # Always get a full nights rest | ||
# Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?! | # Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?! | ||
| + | # Amazing! Discovery! on mars! | ||
| + | # Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck? | ||
| + | # amazons newest delivery method | ||
# Am I a Pokemon? | # Am I a Pokemon? | ||
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# An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! | # An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! | ||
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# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident | # ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident | ||
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# And so the hunt begins! | # And so the hunt begins! | ||
# and suddenly, popcorn | # and suddenly, popcorn | ||
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# AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER. | # AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER. | ||
# And the least of the five evils is.... | # And the least of the five evils is.... | ||
# and then there were nine | # and then there were nine | ||
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# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. | # And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. | ||
# and to think this is where it all started | # and to think this is where it all started | ||
| + | # An eight-stringed octopus? | ||
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS | # ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS | ||
| − | # | + | # AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash! |
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# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food | # Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food | ||
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# Another one bites the dust | # Another one bites the dust | ||
# Another victim of 'got your nose!' | # Another victim of 'got your nose!' | ||
# Antimater Universe wants a hug. | # Antimater Universe wants a hug. | ||
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# ants, zomg, ants, everywhere | # ants, zomg, ants, everywhere | ||
| + | # An unsuccessful bike design... | ||
# Any hatchlings in here? | # Any hatchlings in here? | ||
# Anyone craving some soup right about now? | # Anyone craving some soup right about now? | ||
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# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb? | # Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb? | ||
# anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend. | # anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend. | ||
| + | # Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" | ||
# Apparently i have retinoblastoma. | # Apparently i have retinoblastoma. | ||
# Apparently it's a thing now... | # Apparently it's a thing now... | ||
# Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet... | # Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet... | ||
# Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us | # Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us | ||
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# apple's new offering: iscream | # apple's new offering: iscream | ||
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# April Fools! | # April Fools! | ||
| + | # aren't rabbits supposed to jump out?? | ||
# Are We Not Men? We Are Devo. | # Are We Not Men? We Are Devo. | ||
# Are you feeling lucky, punk? | # Are you feeling lucky, punk? | ||
# Are you kidding me? | # Are you kidding me? | ||
# are you sure this is a commandline? | # are you sure this is a commandline? | ||
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# Artistic recreation from new fossil find | # Artistic recreation from new fossil find | ||
| + | # Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. | ||
# As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter." | # As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter." | ||
| − | # | + | # A soulful rendition of "old man river" |
| + | # a spherical cow | ||
# as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag | # as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag | ||
| + | # Asteroids hate him! | ||
# As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. | # As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. | ||
# As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape. | # As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape. | ||
| + | # Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | ||
# As viewed on a Macintosh plus | # As viewed on a Macintosh plus | ||
# As you can see It's windy out here | # As you can see It's windy out here | ||
| − | + | # at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock | |
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# At least it stopped bleeding acid | # At least it stopped bleeding acid | ||
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# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe | # At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe | ||
# at times like this i ask, "why me?" | # at times like this i ask, "why me?" | ||
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# australia is not NZ! | # australia is not NZ! | ||
# AUUUGH | # AUUUGH | ||
| − | # | + | # AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb! |
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# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | # awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | ||
| − | # | + | # A window into my soul |
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# Aww, honey, don't cry... | # Aww, honey, don't cry... | ||
# Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor! | # Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor! | ||
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# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points | # Bacteriophage is worth 6 points | ||
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | # BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | ||
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# Banana invasion in progress | # Banana invasion in progress | ||
# BANANANANANANANANANA | # BANANANANANANANANANA | ||
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# Bay-bae lolz | # Bay-bae lolz | ||
# Bazookateer crossing | # Bazookateer crossing | ||
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# been stuck here for a while, any ideas? | # been stuck here for a while, any ideas? | ||
# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | # Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | ||
| − | + | # Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich | |
| − | # Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich | ||
# Belgium | # Belgium | ||
| + | # Best. Funeral. Ever. | ||
# Best Christmas gift EVER! | # Best Christmas gift EVER! | ||
# best day evar!!!! | # best day evar!!!! | ||
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# Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO | # Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO | ||
| − | # Best Halloween costume yet! | + | # Best Halloween costume yet! |
# Best map projection ever | # Best map projection ever | ||
# best republican caucus ever! | # best republican caucus ever! | ||
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# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | ||
# Beyond Level 256... | # Beyond Level 256... | ||
# big ben is going down. | # big ben is going down. | ||
# Big Bird, An orwellian Short | # Big Bird, An orwellian Short | ||
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# Big bowl of star-flakes | # Big bowl of star-flakes | ||
# big data strikes back | # big data strikes back | ||
# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip | # bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip | ||
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# birdcoin is looking to be a huge success | # birdcoin is looking to be a huge success | ||
# Birds are less cute the closer they are. | # Birds are less cute the closer they are. | ||
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# Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back | # Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back | ||
# bit nosy, aren't you? | # bit nosy, aren't you? | ||
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# blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol | # blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol | ||
# Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! | # Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! | ||
| + | # Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!? | ||
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death | # bob ross has only become more powerful in death | ||
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# bowTieght! | # bowTieght! | ||
| − | # Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | + | # Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. |
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# breakfast in 'merica | # breakfast in 'merica | ||
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour | # Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour | ||
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# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice | # brokkolis and sweet potato, nice | ||
# Bulls don't often sit like this! | # Bulls don't often sit like this! | ||
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# But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems | # But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems | ||
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. | # But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. | ||
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# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you? | # BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you? | ||
# Cakephants are my new friends | # Cakephants are my new friends | ||
| + | # Can't believe what I almost threw away! | ||
# Can anybody help me identify this animal? | # Can anybody help me identify this animal? | ||
# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely. | # Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely. | ||
| + | # Cant explain that | ||
# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy | # Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy | ||
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# capes are in fashion | # capes are in fashion | ||
# Captain obvious strikes again | # Captain obvious strikes again | ||
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# Car broke down on the side of the highway. | # Car broke down on the side of the highway. | ||
# Car tiddlywinks proves success | # Car tiddlywinks proves success | ||
# Cat in a hat or fox in a box? | # Cat in a hat or fox in a box? | ||
# Cat tax paid | # Cat tax paid | ||
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# caught the sunset tonight at midday | # caught the sunset tonight at midday | ||
| + | # CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe | ||
# Ce n'est pas un canard | # Ce n'est pas un canard | ||
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# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding. | # CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding. | ||
# cest ne pas un pipe | # cest ne pas un pipe | ||
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# Check out my bowling Ball trophy! | # Check out my bowling Ball trophy! | ||
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | # Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | ||
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# check out my new sauron fanfic | # check out my new sauron fanfic | ||
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# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl | # Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl | ||
# check out my usb sword! | # check out my usb sword! | ||
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# Christ, what an asshole. | # Christ, what an asshole. | ||
# clever girl..... | # clever girl..... | ||
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# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! | # Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! | ||
# Click to show secret text | # Click to show secret text | ||
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# Close the pod bay door, Hal. | # Close the pod bay door, Hal. | ||
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation | # Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation | ||
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# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you! | # Come back! We aren't really going to eat you! | ||
| − | # | + | # come on, put on the slippers. |
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# Come on party people, put your hands together | # Come on party people, put your hands together | ||
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# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member | # Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member | ||
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# conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation | # conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation | ||
# Contains 8 essential types of spiders! | # Contains 8 essential types of spiders! | ||
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# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base | # Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base | ||
# could anyone help me find my contacts? | # could anyone help me find my contacts? | ||
| + | # cowabunga, dudes! | ||
# cowabunga dude | # cowabunga dude | ||
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# crawling and texting #badcombination | # crawling and texting #badcombination | ||
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# crenellate good times, c'Mon! | # crenellate good times, c'Mon! | ||
# Crocodile Pink Eye | # Crocodile Pink Eye | ||
| − | # Cruise Kingdom | + | # Cruise Kingdom |
| − | # cthulu caught me slipping | + | # cthulu caught me slipping |
# cthulu wants what cthulu wants | # cthulu wants what cthulu wants | ||
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# curiosity fed the cat | # curiosity fed the cat | ||
# Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead. | # Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead. | ||
| − | # | + | # Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend |
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# Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML. | # Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML. | ||
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# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True. | # Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True. | ||
# DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR. | # DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR. | ||
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# Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened. | # Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened. | ||
# Damn, two o'clock already? | # Damn, two o'clock already? | ||
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# damned ninjas | # damned ninjas | ||
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road | # damnit, another drunken tree in the road | ||
| − | # | + | # damn tree! |
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | # Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | ||
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# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again | # Darn Pylon built in the cow field again | ||
| + | # Dawn: The Final day | ||
# Dawn of the Bread | # Dawn of the Bread | ||
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain. | # Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain. | ||
| − | # | + | # day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry |
# Day 12: it's going well I think | # Day 12: it's going well I think | ||
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program | # Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program | ||
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# Daylight spending time! | # Daylight spending time! | ||
| + | # Da_FEELS###! | ||
# Deal with it | # Deal with it | ||
# Death star model 0.0.73 | # Death star model 0.0.73 | ||
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# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork | # devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork | ||
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. | # Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. | ||
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# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop? | # Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop? | ||
# did this exist as a microwave? | # did this exist as a microwave? | ||
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# Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase | # Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase | ||
# discovered a new shortcut for making toast | # discovered a new shortcut for making toast | ||
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# Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career. | # Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career. | ||
# diy abortion | # diy abortion | ||
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# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | # Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | ||
# Does anyone know why it is doing this? | # Does anyone know why it is doing this? | ||
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# Does my eye look bloodshot? | # Does my eye look bloodshot? | ||
# Does my hair look like it's thinning? | # Does my hair look like it's thinning? | ||
| + | # Doesn't like being referred to as garfield | ||
# Does this look infected? | # Does this look infected? | ||
# Does this look like pink eye to you? | # Does this look like pink eye to you? | ||
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# dOG SHAMING | # dOG SHAMING | ||
| − | # | + | # Do I look fat in this photo? |
| + | # Do I look like a penguin? | ||
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!! | # DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!! | ||
# Dominos delivers! | # Dominos delivers! | ||
| + | # Do my feet look fat? | ||
| + | # Do my feet smell? | ||
# don't be silly, horses cant fly planes. | # don't be silly, horses cant fly planes. | ||
# Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs | # Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs | ||
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# Don't have a cow, man | # Don't have a cow, man | ||
# Don't inhale! | # Don't inhale! | ||
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# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! | # Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! | ||
# don't worry, it's part of my plan! | # don't worry, it's part of my plan! | ||
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# Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner | # Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner | ||
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty? | # Done my nails, don't they look pretty? | ||
| − | # | + | # Do Notte Buye Betamacks. |
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency | # doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency | ||
| + | # Do the Harlem Shake | ||
# Down time | # Down time | ||
| − | # | + | # Do you care to #engage with this #content |
| − | # | + | # Do you feline lucky, punk? |
| + | # Do you have a lighter? | ||
| + | # do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider? | ||
| + | # Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon? | ||
# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! | # drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! | ||
# drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick | # drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick | ||
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# DuckDuckGoes! | # DuckDuckGoes! | ||
# duckface is the new radians | # duckface is the new radians | ||
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# Dude, I can totally catch this! | # Dude, I can totally catch this! | ||
# Dude, where's my car? | # Dude, where's my car? | ||
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# DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you | # DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you | ||
# Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered | # Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered | ||
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# EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. | # EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. | ||
| + | # Eating my breakfast! | ||
# Eat my shorts | # Eat my shorts | ||
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# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard | # Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard | ||
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# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head. | # Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head. | ||
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# emergency butter delivery | # emergency butter delivery | ||
# engage! | # engage! | ||
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# Et boum! C'est le choc! | # Et boum! C'est le choc! | ||
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite | # Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite | ||
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# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick. | # Evenutally, they'll write moby dick. | ||
# ever get the feeling you're being watched? | # ever get the feeling you're being watched? | ||
# every breath you take, every move you make | # every breath you take, every move you make | ||
| + | # everyday i'm shoveling | ||
# Every day my damn cat makes this face | # Every day my damn cat makes this face | ||
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# Everything maKes perfect sense now. | # Everything maKes perfect sense now. | ||
# everything makes sense now | # everything makes sense now | ||
# Everything truly IS awesome! | # Everything truly IS awesome! | ||
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# Evolution of puzzles | # Evolution of puzzles | ||
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined. | # Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined. | ||
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# Existance is an illusion | # Existance is an illusion | ||
# Extreme beer pong | # Extreme beer pong | ||
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# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am? | # FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am? | ||
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse. | # Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse. | ||
| − | # Fancy | + | # Fancy |
| − | # father & daughter re-unite! | + | # father & daughter re-unite! |
# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? | # Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? | ||
# feeding my pet | # feeding my pet | ||
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# File not found ... creating fake file... | # File not found ... creating fake file... | ||
# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring... | # filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring... | ||
| + | # Finally, new tires | ||
# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera | # Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera | ||
# finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera | # finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera | ||
# finally got that squid stache | # finally got that squid stache | ||
# Finally here! | # Finally here! | ||
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# Fire can sometimes be hot? | # Fire can sometimes be hot? | ||
| + | # First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory | ||
# First day at school | # First day at school | ||
| − | # First day of school. | + | # First day of school. |
# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges. | # First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges. | ||
# First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook | # First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook | ||
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# First screenshot of portal 3 !! | # First screenshot of portal 3 !! | ||
# First time posting, please be nice | # First time posting, please be nice | ||
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# Fission, fusion, what's the difference? | # Fission, fusion, what's the difference? | ||
# Flat file viewing | # Flat file viewing | ||
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# Fnnnaarrrrr! | # Fnnnaarrrrr! | ||
# Foiled again by the bell curve | # Foiled again by the bell curve | ||
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# for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early. | # for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early. | ||
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# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs | # Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs | ||
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# forgot to turn the oven off! | # forgot to turn the oven off! | ||
# Formal on top, party on the bottom | # Formal on top, party on the bottom | ||
| + | # For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray" | ||
| + | # For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem | ||
# Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it. | # Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it. | ||
| + | # for you | ||
| + | # Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach. | ||
# Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it? | # Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it? | ||
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# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? | # found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? | ||
# Found this in my garden, wtf? | # Found this in my garden, wtf? | ||
# Found this mushroom, thought of you | # Found this mushroom, thought of you | ||
# found this on google maps earlier. | # found this on google maps earlier. | ||
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# Frank, the newest herald of galactus. | # Frank, the newest herald of galactus. | ||
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# Freshly waxed floors + new socks | # Freshly waxed floors + new socks | ||
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 | # FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 | ||
# fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night? | # fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night? | ||
| + | # Fucking CAKE | ||
# FUCK NOT AGAIN | # FUCK NOT AGAIN | ||
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# Fulfilling western ideals! | # Fulfilling western ideals! | ||
# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo | # Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo | ||
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# furrowed mustache | # furrowed mustache | ||
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers | # Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers | ||
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# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. | # George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. | ||
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# Get that camera out of my face! | # Get that camera out of my face! | ||
# get your ass to mars | # get your ass to mars | ||
| − | # | + | # goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week! |
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk | # go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk | ||
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# go home elephant you are drunk | # go home elephant you are drunk | ||
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# Goldilocks party! | # Goldilocks party! | ||
| − | # | + | # Goodnight moon |
# good old troubleshootin' | # good old troubleshootin' | ||
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# google bots have uncovered some missing bits | # google bots have uncovered some missing bits | ||
# GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT | # GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT | ||
| − | # | + | # Go purr yourself! |
# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? | # Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? | ||
# Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3 | # Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3 | ||
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag | # got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag | ||
| − | # | + | # Gotta catch em all. |
# Got your nose! | # Got your nose! | ||
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# GPS Signal lost.. damn it! | # GPS Signal lost.. damn it! | ||
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know | # Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know | ||
| − | # Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | + | # Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! |
| − | # | + | # Great, now I forgot where I left the car. |
| − | # GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY | + | # GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT |
# Great ScotT! | # Great ScotT! | ||
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# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol | # Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol | ||
# Guess that "sun" was really important after all | # Guess that "sun" was really important after all | ||
# Guess where I'm taking this photo from. | # Guess where I'm taking this photo from. | ||
# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated | # Guillotine needs to be recalibrated | ||
| + | # Guys, I Found a Unicorn! | ||
# Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets | # Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets | ||
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? | # GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? | ||
| − | # | + | # Had to settle for a beard |
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# ha ha ha... no. | # ha ha ha... no. | ||
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# haha oh my cat | # haha oh my cat | ||
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# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements | # Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements | ||
# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO | # HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO | ||
| + | # Happy Birthday! | ||
# Happy Birthday, M C Escher | # Happy Birthday, M C Escher | ||
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# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like? | # Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like? | ||
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# Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics. | # Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics. | ||
| + | # Has science gone too far? | ||
# Hat in the cat strike back! | # Hat in the cat strike back! | ||
# Have fun in the Alps lol | # Have fun in the Alps lol | ||
| − | # Have fun stormin' da castle. | + | # Have fun stormin' da castle. |
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# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | # Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | ||
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# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH! | # havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH! | ||
| + | # He's been there for three days | ||
# He did say it was edible | # He did say it was edible | ||
# He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean | # He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean | ||
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# He left me! :ccc | # He left me! :ccc | ||
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# hello darkness my old friend | # hello darkness my old friend | ||
| − | # | + | # Help! HELP! I need an adult |
| − | # | + | # Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh |
| − | + | # HELP I'M just a pheasant | |
| − | # HELP I'M just a pheasant | ||
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again. | # Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again. | ||
# help wanted. inquire within. | # help wanted. inquire within. | ||
| − | # | + | # He nailed it! |
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# Here comes the sun, do do do do... | # Here comes the sun, do do do do... | ||
| + | # Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon | ||
# Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board | # Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board | ||
| − | # | + | # He thought 'chutes were for the insecure |
| − | # | + | # He was never seen again |
| − | + | # Hey! My cloaca is down here! | |
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| − | # Hey | ||
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# Hey, it's windows 7 again! | # Hey, it's windows 7 again! | ||
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. | # hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. | ||
# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? | # Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? | ||
| − | # | + | # Hey guys, watch this |
| − | # | + | # hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa! |
# hgghjg | # hgghjg | ||
| + | # Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | ||
# Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go | # Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go | ||
| − | # | + | # Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option? |
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# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts. | # Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts. | ||
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# HODOR! | # HODOR! | ||
# holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too! | # holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too! | ||
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# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted | # Homework's done, finally time to get wasted | ||
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali | # Homo helicopteris captured in bali | ||
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# Hope that wasn't a granny knot | # Hope that wasn't a granny knot | ||
# Hoping this makes it past customs | # Hoping this makes it past customs | ||
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse. | # horses can't use chalk. stupid horse. | ||
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# Houston, we are the problem | # Houston, we are the problem | ||
# Hoverboard to full power! | # Hoverboard to full power! | ||
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# How did I get here?!? | # How did I get here?!? | ||
# How did the mars rover get here? | # How did the mars rover get here? | ||
| − | # | + | # How does this work again? |
# how do I take photos with this? | # how do I take photos with this? | ||
# how do i turn this off? | # how do i turn this off? | ||
# how do you get the screensaver off? | # how do you get the screensaver off? | ||
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# How is this still a thing? | # How is this still a thing? | ||
# How many can there be? | # How many can there be? | ||
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# how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere | # how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere | ||
| − | # | + | # hungry hungry fencing subcontractors |
| − | # | + | # I'd call this experiment a success. |
| − | # | + | # I'd tap dat. |
| − | # I | + | # I'd tap that |
| + | # I'll catch it one day | ||
| + | # I'll just go buy cigarettes | ||
| + | # I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile | ||
| + | # i'll never get tired of this. | ||
| + | # I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :( | ||
| + | # i'll see you on the dark side of the moon | ||
| + | # I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | ||
| + | # I'm, like, a minecraft genie! | ||
| + | # I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads | ||
| + | # I'm a fighter! | ||
| + | # I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. | ||
| + | # I'm a Real Boy! | ||
| + | # I'm a wizard! | ||
| + | # i'm being ironic | ||
| + | # I'm going to be smashed to bits | ||
| + | # i'm just surprised it took this long. | ||
| + | # I'm lost without your love, baby | ||
| + | # I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it? | ||
| + | # I'm never going on chatroulette again | ||
| + | # I'm no longer welcome at the play centre. | ||
| + | # I'm not aging gracefully, am I? | ||
| + | # I'm not even mad. that's amazing | ||
| + | # I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens | ||
| + | # i'm now 75% more efficient | ||
# I 'M out of the acorn | # I 'M out of the acorn | ||
| − | # I | + | # I'm ready! |
| − | # I am a beautiful person. | + | # i'm really diggin' your shovel |
| − | # I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm | + | # I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely |
| − | # I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains | + | # I'm sorry, I'm gluten free |
| − | # I am infinite. i am eternal. | + | # I've been robbed! |
| − | # i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again | + | # I've discovered a new clean-power source |
| − | + | # I've found a new way to feed the poor | |
| − | + | # I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind. | |
| + | # i've made a huge mistake | ||
| + | # I've made a huge mistake | ||
| + | # I've never been so aware of my own hunger | ||
| + | # i've never felt so alone. | ||
| + | # I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. | ||
| + | # i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. | ||
| + | # I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords | ||
| + | # I. AM. BELLSPROUT. | ||
| + | # I am a beautiful person. | ||
| + | # I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm | ||
| + | # I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains | ||
| + | # I am infinite. i am eternal. | ||
| + | # i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again | ||
# I believe in an afterbirth. | # I believe in an afterbirth. | ||
# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken. | # I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken. | ||
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# I blame supernasa | # I blame supernasa | ||
# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! | # I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! | ||
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# I call it: "The Futility of American Anything" | # I call it: "The Futility of American Anything" | ||
# I call zeno's paradox on this... thing. | # I call zeno's paradox on this... thing. | ||
| + | # I can't believe it's not cake batter | ||
| + | # I can't even. But I am taking evening classes. | ||
| + | # i can't form the words to describe such beauty | ||
# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth | # I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth | ||
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right | # I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right | ||
# I can has cheezburger? | # I can has cheezburger? | ||
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# I can ride my bike with no handlebars. | # I can ride my bike with no handlebars. | ||
# I can take photos with my teeth! | # I can take photos with my teeth! | ||
# I can walk on my hands | # I can walk on my hands | ||
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# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one | # I certainly wasn't going to bury this one | ||
# I CHOOSE YOU! | # I CHOOSE YOU! | ||
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# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. | # I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. | ||
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# I don't get it either. | # I don't get it either. | ||
# i don't have time for this! | # i don't have time for this! | ||
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# I don't know how to play... | # I don't know how to play... | ||
# I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard | # I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard | ||
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# I don't regret pressing the button | # I don't regret pressing the button | ||
# i don't remember this scene form star wars | # i don't remember this scene form star wars | ||
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# I don't think I really understand what this is. | # I don't think I really understand what this is. | ||
# I don't think that's supposed to go there... | # I don't think that's supposed to go there... | ||
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# i don't think we're playing zelda anymore... | # i don't think we're playing zelda anymore... | ||
# I don't want to set the world on fire | # I don't want to set the world on fire | ||
| − | # i | + | # i do the same thing at frat parties |
# I dream of death | # I dream of death | ||
# I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND | # I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND | ||
| + | # If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. | ||
| + | # if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? | ||
# I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently | # I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently | ||
| + | # If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law | ||
| + | # if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up | ||
# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me | # I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me | ||
# I find this picture reflects my soul. | # I find this picture reflects my soul. | ||
# I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it. | # I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it. | ||
| − | # | + | # If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!! |
# I forgot the two scoops of rasins! | # I forgot the two scoops of rasins! | ||
# I forgot to get a plane | # I forgot to get a plane | ||
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# I found a three fingered kitten! | # I found a three fingered kitten! | ||
# I found it!!!!!!! | # I found it!!!!!!! | ||
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# I found this in my navel, should I be worried? | # I found this in my navel, should I be worried? | ||
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house | # I found this little guy in the woods near my house | ||
| − | # | + | # if there is no water on mars, at least there is data |
| + | # If you're brave enough... | ||
| + | # If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself | ||
| + | # If you've got a moustache... | ||
| + | # if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | ||
| + | # If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it | ||
| + | # if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles. | ||
# I got a new geigerteller | # I got a new geigerteller | ||
# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID | # I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID | ||
# I got the job! | # I got the job! | ||
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# I got this in the mail today | # I got this in the mail today | ||
# I guess I only have myself to blame. | # I guess I only have myself to blame. | ||
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# I has a sad | # I has a sad | ||
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# i hate it when this happens | # i hate it when this happens | ||
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# I hate this channel | # I hate this channel | ||
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines | # I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines | ||
# I hate waking up from a really good dream | # I hate waking up from a really good dream | ||
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# i have a bad feeling about this. | # i have a bad feeling about this. | ||
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE | # I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE | ||
# I have never been happy | # I have never been happy | ||
# I have tasted many fish | # I have tasted many fish | ||
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# i invented a thing | # i invented a thing | ||
# I just bought this | # I just bought this | ||
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# i just want to do existential things with my friends | # i just want to do existential things with my friends | ||
# I just want to watch the world burn | # I just want to watch the world burn | ||
| + | # Ikea art | ||
# I knew I nailed it! | # I knew I nailed it! | ||
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# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season | # I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season | ||
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# I knew there would be side effects | # I knew there would be side effects | ||
# I like this picture | # I like this picture | ||
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# I lost my wrist | # I lost my wrist | ||
# i love a good featureless white void | # i love a good featureless white void | ||
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# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season | # I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season | ||
# I love star wars! | # I love star wars! | ||
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# i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays | # i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays | ||
# I mistook myself for a bird | # I mistook myself for a bird | ||
| − | # | + | # im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere |
| + | # in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die? | ||
| + | # In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box. | ||
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any? | # i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any? | ||
# i need to do my laundry more often. | # i need to do my laundry more often. | ||
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# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic | # I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic | ||
# I never understood that part of the bibile | # I never understood that part of the bibile | ||
| + | # In hindsight, it makes perfect sense | ||
| + | # In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition | ||
| + | # Initiate evasive maneuver! | ||
| + | # in line at the dmv | ||
| + | # In my dreams I'm always strong | ||
| + | # inner city air conditioning | ||
| + | # Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater | ||
| + | # International relationships are getting worse | ||
| + | # intertial reference frame, activate! | ||
| + | # In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it. | ||
| + | # in theathers, close to you | ||
| + | # in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless | ||
| + | # in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging. | ||
| + | # In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king | ||
| + | # introducing the yolo distribution | ||
# I only wanted a cheeseburger | # I only wanted a cheeseburger | ||
# i pushed this. was that bad? | # i pushed this. was that bad? | ||
# I put on my wizard robe and hat | # I put on my wizard robe and hat | ||
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. | # I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. | ||
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# I said we'd get on like a house on fire. | # I said we'd get on like a house on fire. | ||
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner! | # i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner! | ||
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# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber | # I see you have constructed a new lightsaber | ||
# I sentence you to deliciousness! | # I sentence you to deliciousness! | ||
| − | # | + | # is good idea yes |
# I should really separate those | # I should really separate those | ||
| + | # Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose? | ||
| + | # is it midnight yet? | ||
| + | # Is it really today, already? | ||
| + | # is it wrong how turned on i am by this? | ||
# I solved the debt crisis! | # I solved the debt crisis! | ||
| + | # Is that a huge salad falling over new york? | ||
| + | # Is that a new pokemon? | ||
| + | # is that a war walrus? | ||
| + | # Is that what I think it is? in my salad? | ||
| + | # is the eject button meant to do this? | ||
| + | # Is there really any point? FML | ||
| + | # IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter | ||
| + | # Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you! | ||
| + | # Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door? | ||
| + | # Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know. | ||
| + | # is this just a fantasy? | ||
| + | # Is this real life? | ||
| + | # Is this room 101? | ||
| + | # Is this too cheesy? | ||
# I still say it looks White and Gold! | # I still say it looks White and Gold! | ||
# I suppose things could probably be worse somehow. | # I suppose things could probably be worse somehow. | ||
# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue | # I Swear this dress was yellow and blue | ||
| − | # I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST! | + | # It's a cat ass trophy |
| + | # It's a Finger trap | ||
| + | # It's a timey-wimey time-lord | ||
| + | # it's bicycles all the way down | ||
| + | # It's bigger after you put it together. | ||
| + | # it's fun to do bad things | ||
| + | # it's in a good part of town | ||
| + | # it's like rain on your wedding day! | ||
| + | # it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama | ||
| + | # It's not a good part of town | ||
| + | # It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! | ||
| + | # it's not what you think | ||
| + | # it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco | ||
| + | # It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life! | ||
| + | # it's pretty dark in this box | ||
| + | # It's smaller on the outside | ||
| + | # It's the little things | ||
| + | # it all fits together, guys! | ||
| + | # I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST! | ||
| + | # I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL | ||
# I think I can... I think I can | # I think I can... I think I can | ||
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# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter | # I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter | ||
# I think i lost my dorsal fin | # I think i lost my dorsal fin | ||
| − | # I think | + | # I think I need new glasses. |
# i think i need to get out more. | # i think i need to get out more. | ||
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# I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb | # I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb | ||
| + | # I think there's something here | ||
# I think the white balance on my new SLR is off | # I think the white balance on my new SLR is off | ||
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# I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man. | # I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man. | ||
# I think this is the wrong python script | # I think this is the wrong python script | ||
| + | # i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED! | ||
# I think we deserved it. | # I think we deserved it. | ||
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# I thought aircraft carriers were bigger.... | # I thought aircraft carriers were bigger.... | ||
# I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong. | # I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong. | ||
# I thought it was a good idea at the time | # I thought it was a good idea at the time | ||
# I thought it would be bigger | # I thought it would be bigger | ||
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# I thought of it, and it happened | # I thought of it, and it happened | ||
| − | # I | + | # it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness |
| + | # It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye! | ||
| + | # It is never safe. | ||
| + | # it makes sense if you think about it | ||
| + | # I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen | ||
# I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry." | # I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry." | ||
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# I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late... | # I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late... | ||
# I told you to keep the raptors secure | # I told you to keep the raptors secure | ||
| − | # | + | # It seemed better in my head |
| + | # It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? | ||
| + | # IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT! | ||
| + | # it was an odd place to find a stop sign | ||
| + | # it was never this complicated when I was a kid | ||
| + | # It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within. | ||
| + | # It was the rational response | ||
# I used to be like... but then i was all... | # I used to be like... but then i was all... | ||
# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known... | # i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known... | ||
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# I want to run, but my legs won't move :( | # I want to run, but my legs won't move :( | ||
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special. | # I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special. | ||
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# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES* | # I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES* | ||
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# i was gonna eat that | # i was gonna eat that | ||
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters! | # I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters! | ||
# I was just trying to install freebsd... | # I was just trying to install freebsd... | ||
# I was late | # I was late | ||
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# i was told this came with a bowl of soup. | # i was told this came with a bowl of soup. | ||
# I welcome our event-driven overlords | # I welcome our event-driven overlords | ||
# I will take that one please | # I will take that one please | ||
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# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies. | # I will wear this shirt until one of us dies. | ||
# I wish I could afford the monopolar model... | # I wish I could afford the monopolar model... | ||
# I wish I could ride in a balloon | # I wish I could ride in a balloon | ||
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# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo | # I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo | ||
# I wonder if it will be friends with me | # I wonder if it will be friends with me | ||
# I wonder what will this lead to... | # I wonder what will this lead to... | ||
# i wonder why you left me here. | # i wonder why you left me here. | ||
| + | # I wouldn't eat that if I were you. | ||
# I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself | # I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself | ||
| − | + | # Jesus Wept | |
| − | + | # Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams. | |
| − | + | # Jet fuel can't melt steel beams | |
| − | + | # Jet memes cant fuel steel belts | |
| − | + | # Job interview today. | |
| − | + | # John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much | |
| − | + | # John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing | |
| − | + | # Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing. | |
| − | + | # Jugghead got nothing on me :p | |
| − | + | # Just a little more to the right | |
| − | + | # just another cat video | |
| − | + | # Just another day in paradise | |
| − | + | # Just combing my M.C. Escher | |
| − | + | # just cos() | |
| − | + | # just found this in my garden. Should i be worried? | |
| − | + | # Just Got A new camera phone! | |
| − | + | # just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever | |
| − | + | # just look at that motherfucking satellite | |
| − | + | # Just one of those days | |
| − | + | # just playing with my pet | |
| − | + | # Just some home decorating | |
| − | + | # Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares. | |
| − | + | # just two more trips over the horizon | |
| − | + | # kang, do i look good in this? | |
| − | + | # Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this | |
| − | + | # kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood | |
| − | + | # Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless. | |
| − | + | # ksp mission success | |
| − | + | # Lack of cucumbers | |
| − | + | # Larry asked me to be his wingman | |
| − | + | # last march of the ents | |
| − | + | # Last time i buy a budget hairdryer | |
| − | + | # Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh. | |
| − | + | # leaked photo of hellraiser reboot | |
| − | + | # leapfrog, anyone? | |
| − | + | # Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her | |
| − | + | # Legal Issues | |
| − | + | # Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment | |
| − | + | # Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said. | |
| − | + | # Let's have a blinking contest | |
| − | + | # LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE. | |
| − | + | # Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway. | |
| − | + | # Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back | |
| − | + | # Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be | |
| − | + | # Life is hard three standard deviations to the left. | |
| − | + | # Life on the moon. | |
| − | + | # Life outside the matrix | |
| − | + | # Light traffic today. | |
| − | + | # Like a G6, baby, like a g6 | |
| − | + | # like my new haircut? | |
| − | + | # Like my new nails? | |
| − | + | # Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . . | |
| − | + | # lol, no i didn't jump | |
| − | + | # London | |
| − | + | # london bridge gets a songg, where is mine? | |
| − | + | # Long, long ago in a forest far, far away... | |
| − | + | # Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick! | |
| − | + | # look at me, i'm from England! | |
| − | + | # Look at me jumping! | |
| − | + | # Look at my dollar coin | |
| − | + | # Look at my new blue dress! | |
| − | + | # look at my new dog! | |
| − | + | # look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings | |
| − | + | # Look at that fart propulsion | |
| − | + | # Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! | |
| − | + | # Look I genehacked a cowhorse! | |
| − | + | # look ma, no hands! | |
| − | + | # Look man, it's never gonna happen | |
| − | + | # Look out! | |
| − | + | # Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over? | |
| − | + | # Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair | |
| − | + | # Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair! | |
| − | + | # look what happened to my satellite | |
| − | + | # look what i found underneath my pillow | |
| − | + | # Look what I just ordered on amazon.com! | |
| − | + | # Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents | |
| − | + | # Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year | |
| − | + | # Love is creepy | |
| − | + | # love it! | |
| − | + | # love it!"...The Aristocrats." | |
| − | + | # Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon! | |
| − | + | # Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion | |
| − | + | # Macklemore concert was awesome! | |
| − | + | # Made in god's own image, yessiree! | |
| − | + | # Magnificent as fuck | |
| − | + | # Magnified 10,000 times | |
| − | + | # Making a new house rn brb #Homeless | |
| − | + | # Making a selfie. | |
| − | + | # Making grape Plasma, om nom nom! | |
| − | + | # Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic! | |
| − | + | # Man, it's windy | |
| − | + | # Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately. | |
| − | + | # Man, that was the best party in my life | |
| − | + | # Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker... | |
| − | + | # Man in the Moon slumming | |
| − | + | # Man or mouse? No need to decide! | |
| − | + | # Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled | |
| − | + | # Mari-OH | |
| − | + | # mario Kart is harder in real life | |
| − | + | # married a cat | |
| − | + | # Mars Instant Messenger Prototype | |
| − | + | # marvel universe howard the duck returns | |
| − | + | # Massive orgy reaches climax | |
| − | + | # MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK | |
| − | + | # Maths are hard | |
| − | + | # Max gentleman | |
| − | + | # may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint | |
| − | + | # Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea. | |
| − | + | # Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building... | |
| − | + | # Me, before the topical ointment | |
| − | + | # me and all my friends | |
| − | + | # Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments? | |
| − | + | # Meet the new CEO of my Bank! | |
| − | + | # Me llamo t-bone | |
| − | + | # memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then... | |
| − | + | # Mentos and lava | |
| − | + | # Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring. | |
| − | + | # Meritocracy is a pipe dream | |
| − | + | # Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon | |
| − | + | # Minecraft has fingerprints Now! | |
| − | + | # Minimalist cat | |
| − | + | # Minister! We're running out of time. | |
| − | + | # Mistakes were made. | |
| − | + | # Mmm, Spider cake! | |
| − | + | # mmm...vegemite... | |
| − | + | # Modern art is getting a little too modern for me. | |
| − | + | # Molten steel can't fuel jet beams | |
| − | + | # Monday mornings | |
| − | + | # monkey movember | |
| − | + | # moo! | |
| − | + | # More advantages to USB type c revealed | |
| − | + | # More like, Peek-a-Pooh! | |
| − | + | # Moses lied to me. | |
| − | + | # Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered | |
| − | + | # Muahahahahahah | |
| − | + | # My 7 picture is upside down | |
| − | + | # My baby is learning how to write! | |
| − | + | # My boyfriend finally proposed! | |
| + | # my castles stand on pillars of sand | ||
| + | # My cat barfed this out | ||
| + | # my cat got into the *other* catnip | ||
| + | # My cat is cuter than yours. | ||
| + | # my cat is sick | ||
| + | # My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved! | ||
| + | # my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake. | ||
| + | # my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks! | ||
| + | # My clothes need a wash... | ||
| + | # My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon | ||
| + | # My dad in the army | ||
| + | # My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning. | ||
| + | # My elephant is disgruntled with your food service | ||
| + | # My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? | ||
| + | # My four other heads and I are counting on your vote! | ||
| + | # my friend posing while a plane flies by | ||
| + | # MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! | ||
| + | # My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords! | ||
| + | # My gout's acting up again | ||
| + | # My halloween costume | ||
| + | # My hero | ||
| + | # My Hobby: freaking people out | ||
| + | # MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets | ||
| + | # My hobby: photography | ||
| + | # My hobby: pretending blank posts have content. | ||
| + | # My house is my castle | ||
| + | # my lasik didn't go so well. | ||
| + | # MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS? | ||
| + | # my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy | ||
| + | # my new boss | ||
| + | # My new cat is awesome | ||
| + | # my new duvet cover! | ||
| + | # My new haircut! | ||
| + | # my new haircut only exists in another dimension | ||
| + | # My new neighbor seems a bit odd | ||
| + | # My new oscilloscope has some missing parts | ||
| + | # My new tattoo | ||
| + | # my new toaster has some strange attachments | ||
| + | # My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery". | ||
| + | # My nose will grow now. | ||
| + | # My parents took away my phone privileges | ||
| + | # my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes | ||
| + | # My roommate Just got home and barged into my room | ||
| + | # my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own... | ||
| + | # My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well... | ||
| + | # My selfie stick broke. | ||
| + | # My server cooling system. | ||
| + | # my taco face | ||
| + | # My tastes are very... singular | ||
| + | # mYTH BUSTED! | ||
| + | # my toothache has got worse recently | ||
| + | # My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site! | ||
| + | # my wonderful dad! | ||
| + | # na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat! | ||
| + | # nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp | ||
| + | # Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles | ||
| + | # NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans | ||
| + | # Nasa is fully funded | ||
| + | # Need a Haircut | ||
| + | # Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day. | ||
| + | # Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had. | ||
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| − | # | + | # "...The Aristocrats." |
| − | # | + | # "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER" |
| − | # | + | # "Bake him away, toys" |
| − | # | + | # "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger. |
| − | # | + | # "Cat-like Reflexes" |
| − | # | + | # "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?" |
| − | # | + | # "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now" |
| − | # | + | # "I am So. Much. More." |
| − | # | + | # "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas |
| − | # | + | # "Is it symmetric this way?" |
| − | # | + | # "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR" |
| − | # | + | # "Space duckin'" By led blimp |
| − | # | + | # "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. |
| − | # | + | # "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf |
| − | # | + | # #720_no_scope |
| − | # | + | # #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF |
| − | # | + | # #awefullyNicetractsofland |
| − | # | + | # #bedhead |
| − | # | + | # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE |
| − | # | + | # #blessed |
| − | # | + | # #bornthisway |
| − | # | + | # #BROKEN |
| − | # | + | # #CATSANDBIRDS |
| − | # | + | # #caturday |
| − | # | + | # #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs |
| − | # | + | # #comfortfood |
| − | # | + | # #Compromise |
| − | # | + | # #DANGERZONE |
| − | # | + | # #DARE to #DREAM |
| − | # | + | # #delfie |
| − | # | + | # #Donthate #Truelove |
| − | # | + | # #drbalanced |
| − | # | + | # #DrinkSaltwater |
| − | # | + | # #duckface |
| − | # | + | # #fallingfromorbit |
| − | # | + | # #flavorbomb |
| − | # | + | # #giganticflower #headshot |
| − | # | + | # #GOD |
| − | # | + | # #gps be like |
| − | # | + | # #hashtag |
| − | # | + | # #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI |
| − | # | + | # #hoax |
| − | # | + | # #Hopeicanfly |
| − | # | + | # #illuminati |
| − | # | + | # #imnotracistbut |
| − | # | + | # #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo |
| − | # | + | # #justnasathings |
| − | # | + | # #lifehacks |
| − | # | + | # #livefeed #colonoscopy |
| − | # | + | # #lolcats |
| − | # | + | # #Long_Exposure |
| − | # | + | # #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED |
| − | # | + | # #me #throwbackthursday |
| − | # | + | # #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!! |
| − | # | + | # #Nailpolish |
| − | # | + | # #newhipsterbike |
| − | # | + | # #nofilter |
| − | # | + | # #nomakeup #justgotup #wow |
| − | # | + | # #nomakeup #justnatural |
| − | # | + | # #nomakeup #natural |
| − | # | + | # #notallmen |
| − | # | + | # #notamodel #nofilter |
| − | # | + | # #onering #fuckhobbits |
| − | # | + | # #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter |
| − | # | + | # #parsnipandoldlace |
| − | # | + | # #Photobomb |
| − | # | + | # #rememberthetitans |
| − | # | + | # #satellite #navigation |
| − | # | + | # #saturday #memories #beautiful |
| − | # | + | # #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo |
| − | # | + | # #selfie #imatree #thuglife |
| − | # | + | # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter |
| − | # | + | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY |
| − | # | + | # #stublife |
| − | # | + | # #sudowoodoproblems |
| − | # | + | # #this_is_how_an_angel_dies |
| − | # | + | # #this_is_sparta |
| − | # | + | # #Toobigtofall |
| − | # | + | # #toothproblems |
| − | # | + | # #twinsies |
| − | # | + | # #vampiremirrorselfie |
| − | # | + | # 'BOOM' goes the dynamite! |
| − | # | + | # ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ)) |
| − | # | + | # *Darth Vader Breathing* |
| − | # | + | # *Sigh* not cat food for diner again |
| − | # | + | # *Tips fedora* |
| − | # | + | # ...Freudian sense tingling... |
| − | # | + | # ... It's about ethics in games journalism. |
| − | # | + | # ...monsters from the id... |
| − | # | + | # 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous |
| − | # | + | # 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'( |
| − | # | + | # 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool |
| − | # | + | # 3 year olds first lego experience |
| − | # | + | # 4 8 15 16 23 42 |
| − | # | + | # 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay |
| − | # | + | # 8.5 hours later... |
| − | # | + | # 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation |
| − | # | + | # 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind |
| − | # | + | # 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS |
| − | # | + | # 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters |
| − | # | + | # 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground |
| − | # | + | # 99 bottles of beer on the wall |
| − | # | + | # 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1% |
| − | # | + | # 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds |
| − | # | + | # <3 hanging out with saruman |
| − | # | + | # >< ))*> |
| − | # | + | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| − | # | + | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| − | # | + | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH |
| − | # | + | # Aaaaaargh |
| − | # | + | # A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat |
| − | # | + | # About time someone brought me that flattened basketball |
| − | # | + | # about to die lol |
| − | # | + | # ack |
| − | # | + | # ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data. |
| − | # | + | # A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature |
| − | # | + | # ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon! |
| − | # | + | # actually, around here we itemize our taxes |
| − | # | + | # A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou |
| − | # | + | # a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds. |
| − | # | + | # AGHHHHH |
| − | # | + | # a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside |
| − | # | + | # Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough... |
| − | # | + | # A job so boring a bird could do it |
| − | # | + | # Alan? |
| − | # | + | # alas, poor yorick, I knew him well. |
| − | # | + | # All flesh is grass |
| − | # | + | # All my selfies be like |
| − | # | + | # Allons-Y! |
| − | # | + | # All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies |
| − | # | + | # All things considered, it turned out nice again |
| − | # | + | # almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea |
| − | # | + | # always darekst before the dawn |
| − | # | + | # Always get a full nights rest |
| − | # | + | # Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?! |
| − | # | + | # Amazing! Discovery! on mars! |
| − | # | + | # Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck? |
| − | # | + | # amazons newest delivery method |
| − | # | + | # Am I a Pokemon? |
| − | # | + | # Amirite?? |
| − | # | + | # An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him! |
| − | # | + | # ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident |
| − | # | + | # And so the hunt begins! |
| − | # | + | # and suddenly, popcorn |
| − | # | + | # AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER. |
| − | # | + | # And the least of the five evils is.... |
| − | # | + | # and then there were nine |
| − | # | + | # And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. |
| − | # | + | # and to think this is where it all started |
| − | # | + | # An eight-stringed octopus? |
| − | # | + | # ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS |
| − | # | + | # Angry sofa is angry. |
| − | # | + | # AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash! |
| − | # | + | # Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food |
| − | # | + | # Another one bites the dust |
| − | # | + | # Another victim of 'got your nose!' |
| − | # | + | # Antimater Universe wants a hug. |
| − | # | + | # ants, zomg, ants, everywhere |
| − | # | + | # An unsuccessful bike design... |
| − | # | + | # Any hatchlings in here? |
| − | # | + | # Anyone craving some soup right about now? |
| − | # | + | # Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing? |
| − | # | + | # Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb? |
| − | # | + | # anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend. |
| − | # | + | # Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing" |
| − | # | + | # Apparently i have retinoblastoma. |
| + | # Apparently it's a thing now... | ||
| + | # Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet... | ||
| + | # Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us | ||
| + | # apple's new offering: iscream | ||
| + | # Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty | ||
| + | # April Fools! | ||
| + | # aren't rabbits supposed to jump out?? | ||
| + | # Are We Not Men? We Are Devo. | ||
| + | # Are you feeling lucky, punk? | ||
| + | # Are you kidding me? | ||
| + | # are you sure this is a commandline? | ||
| + | # Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. | ||
| + | # As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter." | ||
| + | # As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes! | ||
| + | # A soulful rendition of "old man river" | ||
| + | # a spherical cow | ||
| + | # as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag | ||
| + | # Asteroids hate him! | ||
| + | # As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me. | ||
| + | # As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape. | ||
| + | # Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | ||
| + | # As viewed on a Macintosh plus | ||
| + | # As you can see It's windy out here | ||
| + | # at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock | ||
| + | # At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe | ||
| + | # at times like this i ask, "why me?" | ||
| + | # australia is not NZ! | ||
| + | # AUUUGH | ||
| + | # AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb! | ||
| + | # awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | ||
| + | # A window into my soul | ||
| + | # awkward! . . . | ||
| + | # Aww, honey, don't cry... | ||
| + | # Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor! | ||
| + | # Ayyyy LMAO! | ||
| + | # back on tinder! | ||
| + | # Bacteriophage is worth 6 points | ||
| + | # BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | ||
| + | # Banana invasion in progress | ||
| + | # BANANANANANANANANANA | ||
| + | # BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! | ||
| + | # Bangarang Motherfuckers | ||
| + | # Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident. | ||
| + | # Bay-bae lolz | ||
| + | # Bazookateer crossing | ||
| + | # been stuck here for a while, any ideas? | ||
| + | # Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | ||
| + | # Before his untimely death. | ||
| + | # Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich | ||
| + | # Belgium | ||
| + | # Best. Funeral. Ever. | ||
| + | # Best Christmas gift EVER! | ||
| + | # best day evar!!!! | ||
| + | # Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO | ||
| + | # Best Halloween costume yet! | ||
| + | # Best map projection ever | ||
| + | # best republican caucus ever! | ||
| + | # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | ||
| + | # Beyond Level 256... | ||
| + | # big ben is going down. | ||
| + | # Big Bird, An orwellian Short | ||
| + | # Big bowl of star-flakes | ||
| + | # big data strikes back | ||
| + | # bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip | ||
| + | # birdcoin is looking to be a huge success | ||
| + | # Birds are less cute the closer they are. | ||
| + | # Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back | ||
| + | # bit nosy, aren't you? | ||
| + | # Black as the crows that peck out my eyes | ||
| + | # Black begins and wins. | ||
| + | # Black box recorder | ||
| + | # Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo | ||
| + | # blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol | ||
| + | # Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! | ||
| + | # Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!? | ||
| + | # bob ross has only become more powerful in death | ||
| + | # bowTieght! | ||
| + | # Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | ||
| + | # breakfast in 'merica | ||
| + | # Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour | ||
| + | # brokkolis and sweet potato, nice | ||
| + | # Bulls don't often sit like this! | ||
| + | # Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^ | ||
| + | # bURMA sHAVE! | ||
| + | # Burnination? Huh? | ||
| + | # Burrito night | ||
| + | # But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems | ||
| + | # But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. | ||
| + | # BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you? | ||
| + | # Cakephants are my new friends | ||
| + | # Can't believe what I almost threw away! | ||
| + | # Can anybody help me identify this animal? | ||
| + | # Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely. | ||
| + | # Cant explain that | ||
| + | # Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy | ||
| + | # capes are in fashion | ||
| + | # Captain obvious strikes again | ||
| + | # Car broke down on the side of the highway. | ||
| + | # Cat in a hat or fox in a box? | ||
| + | # Cat tax paid | ||
| + | # caught the sunset tonight at midday | ||
| + | # CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe | ||
| + | # Ce n'est pas un canard | ||
| + | # CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding. | ||
| + | # cest ne pas un pipe | ||
| + | # Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace | ||
| + | # Check out my bowling Ball trophy! | ||
| + | # Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | ||
| + | # check out my new pet | ||
| + | # check out my new sauron fanfic | ||
| + | # Check out my new sonic oc! | ||
| + | # Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl | ||
| + | # check out my usb sword! | ||
| + | # Christ, what an asshole. | ||
| + | # clever girl..... | ||
| + | # Click "Like" when you see it! | ||
| + | # Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! | ||
| + | # Click to show secret text | ||
| + | # Close the pod bay door, Hal. | ||
| + | # Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation | ||
| + | # Come back! We aren't really going to eat you! | ||
| + | # come on, put on the slippers. | ||
| + | # Come on party people, put your hands together | ||
| + | # Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member | ||
| + | # conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation | ||
| + | # Contains 8 essential types of spiders! | ||
| + | # Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time | ||
| + | # Copernicus: The early years | ||
| + | # CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??! | ||
| + | # Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base | ||
| + | # could anyone help me find my contacts? | ||
| + | # cowabunga, dudes! | ||
| + | # cowabunga dude | ||
| + | # crawling and texting #badcombination | ||
| + | # crenellate good times, c'Mon! | ||
| + | # Crocodile Pink Eye | ||
| + | # Cruise Kingdom | ||
| + | # cthulu caught me slipping | ||
| + | # cthulu wants what cthulu wants | ||
| + | # curiosity fed the cat | ||
| + | # Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead. | ||
| + | # Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend | ||
| + | # Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML. | ||
| + | # Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True. | ||
| + | # DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR. | ||
| + | # Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened. | ||
| + | # Damn, two o'clock already? | ||
| + | # damn. that squirrel's got a ball | ||
| + | # damned ninjas | ||
| + | # damnit, another drunken tree in the road | ||
| + | # damn tree! | ||
| + | # Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | ||
| + | # Darn Pylon built in the cow field again | ||
| + | # Dawn: The Final day | ||
| + | # Dawn of the Bread | ||
| + | # Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain. | ||
| + | # day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry | ||
| + | # Day 12: it's going well I think | ||
| + | # Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program | ||
| + | # Daylight spending time! | ||
| + | # Da_FEELS###! | ||
| + | # Deal with it | ||
| + | # Death star model 0.0.73 | ||
| + | # Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster. | ||
| + | # Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again. | ||
| + | # dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN. | ||
| + | # Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core | ||
| + | # devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork | ||
| + | # Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. | ||
| + | # Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop? | ||
| + | # Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase | ||
| + | # discovered a new shortcut for making toast | ||
| + | # Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career. | ||
| + | # diy abortion | ||
| + | # Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | ||
| + | # Does anyone know why it is doing this? | ||
| + | # does my ass look big in this? | ||
| + | # Does my eye look bloodshot? | ||
| + | # Does my hair look like it's thinning? | ||
| + | # Doesn't like being referred to as garfield | ||
| + | # Does this look infected? | ||
| + | # Does this look like pink eye to you? | ||
| + | # dOG SHAMING | ||
| + | # Do I look fat in this photo? | ||
| + | # Do I look like a penguin? | ||
| + | # DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!! | ||
| + | # Dominos delivers! | ||
| + | # Do my feet look fat? | ||
| + | # Do my feet smell? | ||
| + | # don't be silly, horses cant fly planes. | ||
| + | # Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs | ||
| + | # Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink! | ||
| + | # Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask | ||
| + | # Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything! | ||
| + | # Don't have a cow, man | ||
| + | # Don't inhale! | ||
| + | # Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! | ||
| + | # don't worry, it's part of my plan! | ||
| + | # Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner | ||
| + | # Done my nails, don't they look pretty? | ||
| + | # Do Notte Buye Betamacks. | ||
| + | # doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency | ||
| + | # Do the Harlem Shake | ||
| + | # Down time | ||
| + | # Do you care to #engage with this #content | ||
| + | # Do you feline lucky, punk? | ||
| + | # Do you have a lighter? | ||
| + | # do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider? | ||
| + | # Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon? | ||
| + | # drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! | ||
| + | # drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick | ||
| + | # Dryads. that is all. | ||
| + | # DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED | ||
| + | # Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm | ||
| + | # DuckDuckGoes! | ||
| + | # duckface is the new radians | ||
| + | # Dude, I can totally catch this! | ||
| + | # Dude, where's my car? | ||
| + | # DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you | ||
| + | # Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered | ||
| + | # EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. | ||
| + | # Eating my breakfast! | ||
| + | # Eat my shorts | ||
| + | # Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard | ||
| + | # Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head. | ||
| + | # elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself! | ||
| + | # emergency butter delivery | ||
| + | # engage! | ||
| + | # ESA probe enters black hole - first photos! | ||
| + | # Et boum! C'est le choc! | ||
| + | # Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite | ||
| + | # Evenutally, they'll write moby dick. | ||
| + | # ever get the feeling you're being watched? | ||
| + | # every breath you take, every move you make | ||
| + | # everyday i'm shoveling | ||
| + | # Every day my damn cat makes this face | ||
| + | # Everything maKes perfect sense now. | ||
| + | # everything makes sense now | ||
| + | # Everything truly IS awesome! | ||
| + | # Evolution of puzzles | ||
| + | # Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined. | ||
| + | # Exes, am I right? | ||
| + | # Existance is an illusion | ||
| + | # Extreme beer pong | ||
| + | # FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am? | ||
| + | # Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse. | ||
| + | # Fancy | ||
| + | # father & daughter re-unite! | ||
| + | # Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit? | ||
| + | # feeding my pet | ||
| + | # FENTON!!! FENTON! | ||
| + | # Field Trip! | ||
| + | # File not found ... creating fake file... | ||
| + | # filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring... | ||
| + | # Finally, new tires | ||
| + | # Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera | ||
| + | # finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera | ||
| + | # finally got that squid stache | ||
| + | # Finally here! | ||
| + | # Fire can sometimes be hot? | ||
| + | # First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory | ||
| + | # First day of school. | ||
| + | # First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges. | ||
| + | # First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook | ||
| + | # First post, be friendly | ||
| + | # First screenshot of portal 3 !! | ||
| + | # First time posting, please be nice | ||
| + | # Fission, fusion, what's the difference? | ||
| + | # Flat file viewing | ||
| + | # Fluffy's awfully well behaved today | ||
| + | # flying car - it is now officially the future | ||
| + | # Flying fish had no affect on it | ||
| + | # FML | ||
| + | # Fnnnaarrrrr! | ||
| + | # Foiled again by the bell curve | ||
| + | # for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early. | ||
| + | # Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs | ||
| + | # forgot to turn the oven off! | ||
| + | # Formal on top, party on the bottom | ||
| + | # For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray" | ||
| + | # For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem | ||
| + | # for science! | ||
| + | # Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it. | ||
| + | # for you | ||
| + | # Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach. | ||
| + | # Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it? | ||
| + | # found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? | ||
| + | # Found this in my garden, wtf? | ||
| + | # Found this mushroom, thought of you | ||
| + | # found this on google maps earlier. | ||
| + | # Frank, the newest herald of galactus. | ||
| + | # Freshly waxed floors + new socks | ||
| + | # FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 | ||
| + | # fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night? | ||
| + | # Fucking CAKE | ||
| + | # FUCK NOT AGAIN | ||
| + | # Fulfilling western ideals! | ||
| + | # Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo | ||
| + | # funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede | ||
| + | # furrowed mustache | ||
| + | # Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers | ||
| + | # George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important. | ||
| + | # George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. | ||
| + | # get your ass to mars | ||
| + | # goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week! | ||
| + | # go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk | ||
| + | # go home elephant you are drunk | ||
| + | # Goldilocks party! | ||
| + | # gone fishing | ||
| + | # Goodnight moon | ||
| + | # good old troubleshootin' | ||
| + | # Google's streetview prank zoomed way out. | ||
| + | # google bots have uncovered some missing bits | ||
| + | # GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT | ||
| + | # Go purr yourself! | ||
| + | # Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think? | ||
| + | # Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3 | ||
| + | # got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag | ||
| + | # Gotta catch em all. | ||
| + | # gotta take big ben down a peg | ||
| + | # Got your nose! | ||
| + | # GPS Signal lost.. damn it! | ||
| + | # Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | ||
| + | # Great, now I forgot where I left the car. | ||
| + | # GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT | ||
| + | # Great ScotT! | ||
| + | # Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol | ||
| + | # Guess that "sun" was really important after all | ||
| + | # Guess where I'm taking this photo from. | ||
| + | # Guillotine needs to be recalibrated | ||
| + | # Guys, I Found a Unicorn! | ||
| + | # Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets | ||
| + | # GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? | ||
| + | # Had to settle for a beard | ||
| + | # ha ha ha... no. | ||
| + | # haha oh my cat | ||
| + | # Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements | ||
| + | # HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO | ||
| + | # Happy Birthday! | ||
| + | # Happy Birthday, M C Escher | ||
| + | # Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like? | ||
| + | # has anyone seen my force field generator? | ||
| + | # Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics. | ||
| + | # Has science gone too far? | ||
| + | # Hat in the cat strike back! | ||
| + | # Have fun in the Alps lol | ||
| + | # Have fun stormin' da castle. | ||
| + | # Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | ||
| + | # havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH! | ||
| + | # He's been there for three days | ||
| + | # He did say it was edible | ||
| + | # He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean | ||
| + | # he is so cool | ||
| + | # He left me! :ccc | ||
| + | # hello darkness my old friend | ||
| + | # hello you're on car talk | ||
| + | # Help! HELP! I need an adult | ||
| + | # Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh | ||
| + | # HELP I'M just a pheasant | ||
| + | # Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again. | ||
| + | # help wanted. inquire within. | ||
| + | # He nailed it! | ||
| + | # Here comes the sun, do do do do... | ||
| + | # Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon | ||
| + | # Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board | ||
| + | # He thought 'chutes were for the insecure | ||
| + | # He was never seen again | ||
| + | # Hey! My cloaca is down here! | ||
| + | # Hey, check out my new green colored shirt! | ||
| + | # Hey, it's windows 7 again! | ||
| + | # hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. | ||
| + | # Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot? | ||
| + | # hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa! | ||
| + | # hgghjg | ||
| + | # Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | ||
| + | # High Bro, five. | ||
| + | # Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go | ||
| + | # Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option? | ||
| + | # Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts. | ||
| + | # hobbitses | ||
| + | # HODOR! | ||
| + | # holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too! | ||
| + | # Holy Meals on Wheels | ||
| + | # Homework's done, finally time to get wasted | ||
| + | # Homo helicopteris captured in bali | ||
| + | # Hope that wasn't a granny knot | ||
| + | # Hoping this makes it past customs | ||
| + | # horses can't use chalk. stupid horse. | ||
| + | # Houston, we are the problem | ||
| + | # Hoverboard to full power! | ||
| + | # How's My new haircut? | ||
| + | # how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real? | ||
| + | # How did I get here? | ||
| + | # How did I get here?!? | ||
| + | # How did the mars rover get here? | ||
| + | # How does this work again? | ||
| + | # how do I take photos with this? | ||
| + | # how do i turn this off? | ||
| + | # how do you get the screensaver off? | ||
| + | # How is this still a thing? | ||
| + | # How many can there be? | ||
| + | # how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere | ||
| + | # hungry hungry fencing subcontractors | ||
| + | # I'd call this experiment a success. | ||
| + | # I'd tap dat. | ||
| + | # I'd tap that | ||
| + | # I'll catch it one day | ||
| + | # I'll just go buy cigarettes | ||
| + | # I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile | ||
| + | # i'll never get tired of this. | ||
| + | # I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :( | ||
| + | # i'll see you on the dark side of the moon | ||
| + | # I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | ||
| + | # I'm, like, a minecraft genie! | ||
| + | # I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads | ||
| + | # I'm a fighter! | ||
| + | # I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. | ||
| + | # I'm a Real Boy! | ||
| + | # I'm a wizard! | ||
| + | # i'm being ironic | ||
| + | # I'm going to be smashed to bits | ||
| + | # i'm just surprised it took this long. | ||
| + | # I'm lost without your love, baby | ||
| + | # I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it? | ||
| + | # I'm never going on chatroulette again | ||
| + | # I'm no longer welcome at the play centre. | ||
| + | # I'm not aging gracefully, am I? | ||
| + | # I'm not even mad. that's amazing | ||
| + | # I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens | ||
| + | # i'm now 75% more efficient | ||
| + | # I 'M out of the acorn | ||
| + | # I'm ready! | ||
| + | # I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely | ||
| + | # I'm sorry, I'm gluten free | ||
| + | # I've been robbed! | ||
| + | # I've discovered a new clean-power source | ||
| + | # I've found a new way to feed the poor | ||
| + | # I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind. | ||
| + | # I've made a huge mistake | ||
| + | # i've made a huge mistake | ||
| + | # I've never been so aware of my own hunger | ||
| + | # i've never felt so alone. | ||
| + | # I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. | ||
| + | # i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. | ||
| + | # I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords | ||
| + | # I. AM. BELLSPROUT. | ||
| + | # I am a beautiful person. | ||
| + | # I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm | ||
| + | # I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains | ||
| + | # I am infinite. i am eternal. | ||
| + | # i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again | ||
| + | # i am wearing a bolo tie | ||
| + | # I believe in an afterbirth. | ||
| + | # I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken. | ||
| + | # I blame supernasa | ||
| + | # I bought you a RING... ooh shinything! | ||
| + | # I broke cookie clicker... | ||
| + | # i broke it | ||
| + | # I broke the etch & sketch | ||
| + | # I call it: "The Futility of American Anything" | ||
| + | # I call zeno's paradox on this... thing. | ||
| + | # I can't believe it's not cake batter | ||
| + | # I can't even. But I am taking evening classes. | ||
| + | # i can't form the words to describe such beauty | ||
| + | # I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth | ||
| + | # I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right | ||
| + | # I can has cheezburger? | ||
| + | # I can ride my bike with no handlebars. | ||
| + | # I can take photos with my teeth! | ||
| + | # I can walk on my hands | ||
| + | # I certainly wasn't going to bury this one | ||
| + | # I CHOOSE YOU! | ||
| + | # I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. | ||
| + | # I don't get it either. | ||
| + | # i don't have time for this! | ||
| + | # I don't know | ||
| + | # I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard | ||
| + | # I don't regret pressing the button | ||
| + | # i don't remember this scene form star wars | ||
| + | # I don't think I really understand what this is. | ||
| + | # I don't think that's supposed to go there... | ||
| + | # I don't think this is working | ||
| + | # i don't think we're playing zelda anymore... | ||
| + | # I don't want to set the world on fire | ||
| + | # i do the same thing at frat parties | ||
| + | # I dream of death | ||
| + | # I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND | ||
| + | # If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. | ||
| + | # if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? | ||
| + | # I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently | ||
| + | # If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law | ||
| + | # if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up | ||
| + | # I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me | ||
| + | # I find this picture reflects my soul. | ||
| + | # I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it. | ||
| + | # If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!! | ||
| + | # I forgot the two scoops of rasins! | ||
| + | # I forgot to get a plane | ||
| + | # I forgot to turn the tap off lol | ||
| + | # I fought the law. They won | ||
| + | # I found a three fingered kitten! | ||
| + | # I found it!!!!!!! | ||
| + | # I found this in my navel, should I be worried? | ||
| + | # I found this little guy in the woods near my house | ||
| + | # if there is no water on mars, at least there is data | ||
| + | # If you're brave enough... | ||
| + | # If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself | ||
| + | # If you've got a moustache... | ||
| + | # if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | ||
| + | # If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist. | ||
| + | # If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it | ||
| + | # if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles. | ||
| + | # I got a new geigerteller | ||
| + | # I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID | ||
| + | # I got the job! | ||
| + | # I got this in the mail today | ||
| + | # I guess I only have myself to blame. | ||
| + | # I has a sad | ||
| + | # i hate it when this happens | ||
| + | # I hate this channel | ||
| + | # I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines | ||
| + | # I hate waking up from a really good dream | ||
| + | # i have a bad feeling about this. | ||
| + | # I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE | ||
| + | # I have never been happy | ||
| + | # I have tasted many fish | ||
| + | # i invented a thing | ||
| + | # I just bought this | ||
| + | # I just can't see the point anymore | ||
| + | # I just don't get recursion. | ||
| + | # I just joined the Kite Kite Kite! | ||
| + | # i just want to do existential things with my friends | ||
| + | # I just want to watch the world burn | ||
| + | # Ikea art | ||
| + | # I knew I nailed it! | ||
| + | # I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season | ||
| + | # I knew there would be side effects | ||
| + | # I like this picture | ||
| + | # I loled my head off!!! | ||
| + | # I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. | ||
| + | # I lost my tooth | ||
| + | # I lost my wits | ||
| + | # I lost my wrist | ||
| + | # i love a good featureless white void | ||
| + | # I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season | ||
| + | # I love star wars! | ||
| + | # I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper | ||
| + | # i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays | ||
| + | # I mistook myself for a bird | ||
| + | # im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere | ||
| + | # in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die? | ||
| + | # In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box. | ||
| + | # i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any? | ||
| + | # i need to do my laundry more often. | ||
| + | # I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic | ||
| + | # I never understood that part of the bibile | ||
| + | # In hindsight, it makes perfect sense | ||
| + | # In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition | ||
| + | # Initiate evasive maneuver! | ||
| + | # in line at the dmv | ||
| + | # In my dreams I'm always strong | ||
| + | # inner city air conditioning | ||
| + | # Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater | ||
| + | # International relationships are getting worse | ||
| + | # intertial reference frame, activate! | ||
| + | # In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it. | ||
| + | # in theathers, close to you | ||
| + | # in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless | ||
| + | # in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging. | ||
| + | # In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king | ||
| + | # introducing the yolo distribution | ||
| + | # I only wanted a cheeseburger | ||
| + | # i pushed this. was that bad? | ||
| + | # I put on my wizard robe and hat | ||
| + | # I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. | ||
| + | # I said we'd get on like a house on fire. | ||
| + | # i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner! | ||
| + | # I say: nuts to that! | ||
| + | # I see you have constructed a new lightsaber | ||
| + | # I sentence you to deliciousness! | ||
| + | # is good idea yes | ||
| + | # I should really separate those | ||
| + | # Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose? | ||
| + | # is it midnight yet? | ||
| + | # Is it really today, already? | ||
| + | # is it wrong how turned on i am by this? | ||
| + | # I solved the debt crisis! | ||
| + | # Is that a huge salad falling over new york? | ||
| + | # Is that a new pokemon? | ||
| + | # is that a war walrus? | ||
| + | # Is that what I think it is? in my salad? | ||
| + | # is the eject button meant to do this? | ||
| + | # Is there a bee on my nose? | ||
| + | # Is there really any point? FML | ||
| + | # IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter | ||
| + | # Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you! | ||
| + | # Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door? | ||
| + | # Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know. | ||
| + | # is this just a fantasy? | ||
| + | # Is this real life? | ||
| + | # Is this room 101? | ||
| + | # Is this too cheesy? | ||
| + | # I still say it looks White and Gold! | ||
| + | # I suppose things could probably be worse somehow. | ||
| + | # I Swear this dress was yellow and blue | ||
| + | # It's a cat ass trophy | ||
| + | # It's a Finger trap | ||
| + | # It's a timey-wimey time-lord | ||
| + | # it's bicycles all the way down | ||
| + | # It's bigger after you put it together. | ||
| + | # it's fun to do bad things | ||
| + | # it's in a good part of town | ||
| + | # it's like rain on your wedding day! | ||
| + | # it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama | ||
| + | # It's not a good part of town | ||
| + | # It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin! | ||
| + | # it's not what you think | ||
| + | # it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco | ||
| + | # It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life! | ||
| + | # it's pretty dark in this box | ||
| + | # It's smaller on the outside | ||
| + | # It's the little things | ||
| + | # it's the minecraft world | ||
| + | # it all fits together, guys! | ||
| + | # I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST! | ||
| + | # I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL | ||
| + | # I think I can... I think I can | ||
| + | # I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter | ||
| + | # I think i lost my dorsal fin | ||
| + | # I think I need new glasses. | ||
| + | # i think i need to get out more. | ||
| + | # I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb | ||
| + | # I think there's something here | ||
| + | # I think the white balance on my new SLR is off | ||
| + | # I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man. | ||
| + | # I think this is the wrong python script | ||
| + | # i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED! | ||
| + | # I thought aircraft carriers were bigger.... | ||
| + | # I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong. | ||
| + | # I thought it was a good idea at the time | ||
| + | # I thought it would be bigger | ||
| + | # I thought of it, and it happened | ||
| + | # it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness | ||
| + | # It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye! | ||
| + | # It is never safe. | ||
| + | # it makes sense if you think about it | ||
| + | # I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen | ||
| + | # I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry." | ||
| + | # I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late... | ||
| + | # I told you to keep the raptors secure | ||
| + | # I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop. | ||
| + | # It seemed better in my head | ||
| + | # It showed up on the photo, but not irl??? | ||
| + | # IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT! | ||
| + | # it was an odd place to find a stop sign | ||
| + | # it was never this complicated when I was a kid | ||
| + | # It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within. | ||
| + | # It was the rational response | ||
| + | # I used to be like... but then i was all... | ||
| + | # i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known... | ||
| + | # i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat) | ||
| + | # I want to run, but my legs won't move :( | ||
| + | # I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special. | ||
| + | # I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES* | ||
| + | # i was gonna eat that | ||
| + | # I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters! | ||
| + | # I was just trying to install freebsd... | ||
| + | # I was late | ||
| + | # i was told this came with a bowl of soup. | ||
| + | # I welcome our event-driven overlords | ||
| + | # I will take that one please | ||
| + | # I will wear this shirt until one of us dies. | ||
| + | # I wish I could afford the monopolar model... | ||
| + | # I wish I could ride in a balloon | ||
| + | # I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo | ||
| + | # I wonder if it will be friends with me | ||
| + | # I wonder what will this lead to... | ||
| + | # i wonder why you left me here. | ||
| + | # I wouldn't eat that if I were you. | ||
| + | # I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself | ||
| + | # Jesus Wept | ||
| + | # Jet fuel can't melt steel beams | ||
| + | # Jet memes cant fuel steel belts | ||
| + | # Job interview today. | ||
| + | # John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much | ||
| + | # John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing | ||
| + | # Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing. | ||
| + | # Jugghead got nothing on me :p | ||
| + | # Just a little more to the right | ||
| + | # just another cat video | ||
| + | # Just another day in paradise | ||
| + | # Just combing my M.C. Escher | ||
| + | # just cos() | ||
| + | # just found this in my garden. Should i be worried? | ||
| + | # Just Got A new camera phone! | ||
| + | # Just hangin' around | ||
| + | # just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever | ||
| + | # just look at that motherfucking satellite | ||
| + | # Just one of those days | ||
| + | # just playing with my pet | ||
| + | # Just some home decorating | ||
| + | # Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares. | ||
| + | # just two more trips over the horizon | ||
| + | # kang, do i look good in this? | ||
| + | # Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this | ||
| + | # kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood | ||
| + | # Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless. | ||
| + | # ksp mission success | ||
| + | # Lack of cucumbers | ||
| + | # Larry asked me to be his wingman | ||
| + | # last march of the ents | ||
| + | # Last time i buy a budget hairdryer | ||
| + | # Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh. | ||
| + | # leaked photo of hellraiser reboot | ||
| + | # leapfrog, anyone? | ||
| + | # Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her | ||
| + | # Legal Issues | ||
| + | # Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment | ||
| + | # Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said. | ||
| + | # Let's have a blinking contest | ||
| + | # LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE. | ||
| + | # Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway. | ||
| + | # Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back | ||
| + | # Life is a matter of perspective, really. | ||
| + | # Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be | ||
| + | # Life is hard three standard deviations to the left. | ||
| + | # Life on the moon. | ||
| + | # Life outside the matrix | ||
| + | # Light traffic today. | ||
| + | # Like a G6, baby, like a g6 | ||
| + | # like my new haircut? | ||
| + | # Like my new nails? | ||
| + | # Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . . | ||
| + | # lol, no i didn't jump | ||
| + | # London | ||
| + | # london bridge gets a songg, where is mine? | ||
| + | # Long, long ago in a forest far, far away... | ||
| + | # Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick! | ||
| + | # look at me, i'm from England! | ||
| + | # Look at me jumping! | ||
| + | # Look at my dollar coin | ||
| + | # Look at my new blue dress! | ||
| + | # look at my new dog! | ||
| + | # look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings | ||
| + | # Look at that fart propulsion | ||
| + | # Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! | ||
| + | # Look I genehacked a cowhorse! | ||
| + | # look ma, no hands! | ||
| + | # Look man, it's never gonna happen | ||
| + | # Look out! | ||
| + | # Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over? | ||
| + | # Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair | ||
| + | # Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair! | ||
| + | # look what happened to my satellite | ||
| + | # look what i found underneath my pillow | ||
| + | # Look what I just ordered on amazon.com! | ||
| + | # Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents | ||
| + | # Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year | ||
| + | # Love is creepy | ||
| + | # love it! | ||
| + | # love it!"...The Aristocrats." | ||
| + | # Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon! | ||
| + | # Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion | ||
| + | # Macklemore concert was awesome! | ||
| + | # Made in god's own image, yessiree! | ||
| + | # Magnificent as fuck | ||
| + | # Magnified 10,000 times | ||
| + | # Making a selfie. | ||
| + | # Making grape Plasma, om nom nom! | ||
| + | # Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic! | ||
| + | # Man, it's windy | ||
| + | # Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately. | ||
| + | # Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker... | ||
| + | # Man in the Moon slumming | ||
| + | # Man or mouse? No need to decide! | ||
| + | # Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled | ||
| + | # Mari-OH | ||
| + | # mario Kart is harder in real life | ||
| + | # married a cat | ||
| + | # Mars Instant Messenger Prototype | ||
| + | # marvel universe howard the duck returns | ||
| + | # Massive orgy reaches climax | ||
| + | # MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK | ||
| + | # Maths are hard | ||
| + | # Max gentleman | ||
| + | # may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint | ||
| + | # Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea. | ||
| + | # Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building... | ||
| + | # Me, before the topical ointment | ||
| + | # me and all my friends | ||
| + | # Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments? | ||
| + | # Meet the new CEO of my Bank! | ||
| + | # Me llamo t-bone | ||
| + | # memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then... | ||
| + | # Mentos and lava | ||
| + | # Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring. | ||
| + | # Meritocracy is a pipe dream | ||
| + | # Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon | ||
| + | # Minecraft has fingerprints Now! | ||
| + | # Minimalist cat | ||
| + | # Minister! We're running out of time. | ||
| + | # Mistakes were made. | ||
| + | # Mmm, Spider cake! | ||
| + | # mmm...vegemite... | ||
| + | # Modern art is getting a little too modern for me. | ||
| + | # Molten steel can't fuel jet beams | ||
| + | # Monday mornings | ||
| + | # monkey movember | ||
| + | # moo! | ||
| + | # More advantages to USB type c revealed | ||
| + | # More like, Peek-a-Pooh! | ||
| + | # Moses lied to me. | ||
| + | # Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered | ||
| + | # Muahahahahahah | ||
| + | # My 7 picture is upside down | ||
| + | # My baby is learning how to write! | ||
| + | # My boyfriend finally proposed! | ||
| + | # my castles stand on pillars of sand | ||
| + | # My cat barfed this out | ||
| + | # my cat got into the *other* catnip | ||
| + | # My cat is cuter than yours. | ||
| + | # my cat is sick | ||
| + | # My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved! | ||
| + | # my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake. | ||
| + | # my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks! | ||
| + | # My clothes need a wash... | ||
| + | # My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon | ||
| + | # My dad in the army | ||
| + | # My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning. | ||
| + | # My elephant is disgruntled with your food service | ||
| + | # my euler circuit is alive! | ||
| + | # My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? | ||
| + | # My first selfie! | ||
| + | # My four other heads and I are counting on your vote! | ||
| + | # my friend posing while a plane flies by | ||
| + | # MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! | ||
| + | # My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords! | ||
| + | # My gout's acting up again | ||
| + | # My halloween costume | ||
| + | # My hero | ||
| + | # My Hobby: freaking people out | ||
| + | # MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets | ||
| + | # My hobby: photography | ||
| + | # My hobby: pretending blank posts have content. | ||
| + | # My house is my castle | ||
| + | # my lasik didn't go so well. | ||
| + | # MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS? | ||
| + | # my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy | ||
| + | # my new boss | ||
| + | # My new cat is awesome | ||
| + | # my new duvet cover! | ||
| + | # My new haircut! | ||
| + | # my new haircut only exists in another dimension | ||
| + | # My new neighbor seems a bit odd | ||
| + | # My new oscilloscope has some missing parts | ||
| + | # My new tattoo | ||
| + | # my new toaster has some strange attachments | ||
| + | # My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery". | ||
| + | # My nieghbor totoro loses his mind | ||
| + | # My nose will grow now. | ||
| + | # My parents took away my phone privileges | ||
| + | # my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes | ||
| + | # My roommate Just got home and barged into my room | ||
| + | # my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own... | ||
| + | # My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well... | ||
| + | # My selfie stick broke. | ||
| + | # My server cooling system. | ||
| + | # Myspace tom to ground control- | ||
| + | # my taco face | ||
| + | # My tastes are very... singular | ||
| + | # mYTH BUSTED! | ||
| + | # my toothache has got worse recently | ||
| + | # My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site! | ||
| + | # my wonderful dad! | ||
| + | # na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat! | ||
| + | # nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp | ||
| + | # Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles | ||
| + | # NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans | ||
| + | # Nasa is fully funded | ||
| + | # Need a Haircut | ||
| + | # Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day. | ||
| + | # Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had. | ||
| + | # Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight. | ||
| + | # Never gonna give you up... | ||
| + | # Never will follow the instructions on google maps again. | ||
| + | # New amazon product | ||
| + | # New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him? | ||
| + | # New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states | ||
| + | # New car flipping world record set | ||
| + | # new drupal logo | ||
| + | # Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack | ||
| + | # New false color imagery from mars curiousity | ||
| + | # New haircut! | ||
| + | # New headcanon: | ||
| + | # New means to help collect more evidence | ||
| + | # New microwave over cures/causes cancer! | ||
| + | # New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh | ||
| + | # New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding | ||
| + | # new phone who dis | ||
| + | # New selfy stick you can hold with your foot | ||
| + | # New Super Mario bros in real life! | ||
| + | # new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me | ||
| + | # New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE. | ||
| + | # NICE MULTIPANTS | ||
| + | # night sledding deserves a quiet night | ||
| + | # No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be? | ||
| + | # No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer. | ||
| + | # NO. JUST NO. | ||
| + | # nobody knows the trouble i've seen | ||
| + | # No guitar without a sombrero | ||
| + | # No lie, this is delicious | ||
| + | # Nom nom nom | ||
| + | # nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom | ||
| + | # No more sorrow! | ||
| + | # nonononononononononononononononononononononononono | ||
| + | # no one ever suspected the shovel | ||
| + | # Nope nope nope nope nope | ||
| + | # No regrets on this new roofing material | ||
| + | # no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely | ||
| + | # Not a fruit | ||
| + | # Not Again :( | ||
| + | # Not as healthy as it looks | ||
| + | # Note: HUGE SUCCess | ||
| + | # Not gonna lie. No idea what this is. | ||
| + | # Nothing new under the sun | ||
| + | # Notice anything different? | ||
| + | # Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets. | ||
| + | # Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader | ||
| + | # No wants to hear me talk about my cat | ||
| + | # No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea. | ||
| + | # no wonder the cat always sits here | ||
| + | # Now turn it upside-down | ||
| + | # Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle. | ||
| + | # Now we play... the most dangerous game | ||
| + | # now you're hungry too. | ||
| + | # Nutritionists hate this simple trick | ||
| + | # NUTS! | ||
| + | # Obama pardons Santa claus | ||
| + | # Office gamification has got out of hand. | ||
| + | # Oh, Canada... | ||
| + | # oh, is that godot? Finally... | ||
| + | # Oh, that's where I left them! | ||
| + | # Oh bother not again | ||
| + | # oh damn! it's that time of the year again! | ||
| + | # oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit | ||
| + | # Oh God! It's happening again! | ||
| + | # Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras | ||
| + | # OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!! | ||
| + | # Oh god is it still following me? | ||
| + | # OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE | ||
| + | # OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! | ||
| + | # Oh here we go | ||
| + | # oh I feel a yearning so bad | ||
| + | # oh look, a penny | ||
| + | # OH MY GOD A HORSE | ||
| + | # Oh No! Not again! | ||
| + | # Oh no! Not Again. | ||
| + | # Oh no! Not again. | ||
| + | # Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size! | ||
| + | # Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand! | ||
| + | # Oh no, it's the moon | ||
| + | # oh no you didn't | ||
| + | # Oh shit, not again. | ||
| + | # oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE" | ||
| + | # Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever | ||
| + | # Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast. | ||
| + | # Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut | ||
| + | # omfg, space bugs | ||
| + | # OMG! Kittens! | ||
| + | # OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme | ||
| + | # OMG Becky look at her butt | ||
| + | # OMG I cannot even | ||
| + | # omg too much chiplote | ||
| + | # On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up. | ||
| + | # one does not simply wok into mordor | ||
| + | # one electrocution can ruin your entire day | ||
| + | # One of the less popular Transformers. | ||
| + | # One of these things doesn't belong. | ||
| + | # One of those mornings... | ||
| + | # One year ago I looked like this | ||
| + | # only 90 kids will remember this. | ||
| + | # only 90s kids will get this! | ||
| + | # Only 90s kids will remember | ||
| + | # Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap. | ||
| + | # onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia! | ||
| + | # On the plus side, the exhaust system does work | ||
| + | # oompa loompa diggeti doo | ||
| + | # Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat | ||
| + | # oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening | ||
| + | # Oops. | ||
| + | # Open wide! | ||
| + | # Optimus prime was having a bad day. | ||
| + | # our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems | ||
| + | # Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand | ||
| + | # Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak. | ||
| + | # Ow. | ||
| + | # Oy, my giblets! | ||
| + | # Pac-man's missing piece | ||
| + | # Pants Optional | ||
| + | # paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle | ||
| + | # parallel universe, here i come! #sweet! | ||
| + | # Park and ride | ||
| + | # PARKOUR IN ACTION | ||
| + | # Parlez vous Francais? | ||
| + | # Parrot to the nth root of a short journey | ||
| + | # passed another hitch hiker | ||
| + | # peeling back the pages of history | ||
| + | # Penguins are people too #equality | ||
| + | # Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts. | ||
| + | # Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying. | ||
| + | # Perspective issues | ||
| + | # Philae lander found! | ||
| + | # photobombed again | ||
| + | # photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird | ||
| + | # Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets. | ||
| + | # photo proof for you skeptics out there | ||
| + | # PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH | ||
| + | # Picasso's illegitimate child... | ||
| + | # Picked up this little fellow from the pound! | ||
| + | # Picking mushrooms | ||
| + | # Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy. | ||
| + | # picture of my boyfriend | ||
| + | # picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama | ||
| + | # PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary | ||
| + | # Pintsize what are you doing?! | ||
| + | # Pizza TIME | ||
| + | # play it cool | ||
| + | # Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud | ||
| + | # Please send help. | ||
| + | # Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes | ||
| + | # Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag | ||
| + | # PostPostModern art | ||
| + | # Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out! | ||
| + | # Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain? | ||
| + | # Press 'continue' to abort. | ||
| + | # Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this | ||
| + | # Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door. | ||
| + | # pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity | ||
| + | # Prius Love | ||
| + | # Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof | ||
| + | # product testing has confirmed our suspicions... | ||
| + | # Proof: loch ness monster. | ||
| + | # Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!! | ||
| + | # PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | ||
| + | # Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem | ||
| + | # prototype soccer ball | ||
| + | # PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions | ||
| + | # Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people | ||
| + | # ????????????? | ||
| + | # quack quack, motherflipper | ||
| + | # Quite. | ||
| + | # QWANTZ Fanfic | ||
| + | # racing stripes on hoodies are cool. | ||
| + | # Ramen is squishy and soft | ||
| + | # RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD | ||
| + | # Real Eyes Realize real lies. | ||
| + | # real letters have curves #Serif | ||
| + | # really not how I thought I would die | ||
| + | # Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr! | ||
| + | # Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die. | ||
| + | # rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday! | ||
| + | # Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook | ||
| + | # Research shows a new perspective is easily gained. | ||
| + | # research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna | ||
| + | # results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm | ||
| + | # reverse et | ||
| + | # reverse microwave oven | ||
| + | # rm -rf / | ||
| + | # Roadrunner is the new transport minister | ||
| + | # Robert'); Drop Table students;-- | ||
| + | # Robots in much better disguise | ||
| + | # Rock, paper, FACE | ||
| + | # rodeo!! | ||
| + | # rofl | ||
| + | # Rollerskating always was overrated | ||
| + | # RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!! | ||
| + | # run little ghost, run! | ||
| + | # sad cow is sad | ||
| + | # Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines' | ||
| + | # Said the duchess to the vicar. | ||
| + | # Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen | ||
| + | # sarlac ball-pit!!! | ||
| + | # Sarlac ball pit! | ||
| + | # Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it | ||
| + | # Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman? | ||
| + | # school's out! | ||
| + | # Scientists create first man-clock hybrid | ||
| + | # Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks! | ||
| + | # Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date | ||
| + | # Screw it, here's a cat pic | ||
| + | # searching for brain, found this instead | ||
| + | # See a carrot deflate a pool ball | ||
| + | # See it again in slo mo | ||
| + | # SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE! | ||
| + | # SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS | ||
| + | # Selfie #Nofilter | ||
| + | # Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000. | ||
| + | # Selfie in the morning | ||
| + | # Self Portrait: Complete. | ||
| + | # senpai noticed me! ^_^ | ||
| + | # sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again. | ||
| + | # share and enjoy | ||
| + | # share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians | ||
| + | # She's got interesting taste in men. | ||
| + | # should i see a doctor about this? | ||
| + | # Should I sue my hairdresser or not really | ||
| + | # SIDE GOER 4 | ||
| + | # Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments. | ||
| + | # Smile! You're on Candid Microscope | ||
| + | # smiling is for optimists | ||
| + | # Snapped this with my phone, what is it? | ||
| + | # So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? | ||
| + | # So, it has come to this... | ||
| + | # so, scientology... | ||
| + | # So, this happened. | ||
| + | # So...Magnets, right? | ||
| + | # So... those were real | ||
| + | # So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today! | ||
| + | # so I went and summoned hitler but he got old | ||
| + | # so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it | ||
| + | # So long, and thanks for all the fish | ||
| + | # So long and thanks for all the fish! | ||
| + | # Solo Thumbwar | ||
| + | # Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub | ||
| + | # some men just want to watch the world burn. | ||
| + | # someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means... | ||
| + | # someone take this banana off my face | ||
| + | # Someone will Make this About ObamaCare | ||
| + | # SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN | ||
| + | # Something seems to be wrong with my car | ||
| + | # Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment | ||
| + | # SOmething went wrong while shaving... | ||
| + | # Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption. | ||
| + | # Sometimes all you can do is wait | ||
| + | # Sometimes I just want to be in the moment. | ||
| + | # Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles. | ||
| + | # sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb | ||
| + | # Somewhere, this exists. | ||
| + | # Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy! | ||
| + | # Soon. Soon... | ||
| + | # sorry dad | ||
| + | # Sorry for the potato quality. | ||
| + | # Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops | ||
| + | # So that's where that hour went on Sunday night | ||
| + | # So thats What Jesus did | ||
| + | # So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice. | ||
| + | # SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch | ||
| + | # SPAAAAAAAAcE | ||
| + | # Spaaaaaaaace! | ||
| + | # Space from my window | ||
| + | # Spiders. Nope. | ||
| + | # Spring has sprang | ||
| + | # SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles | ||
| + | # Starbucks <3 <3 <3 | ||
| + | # Starting to regret my OUYA purchase | ||
| + | # stay away from my eggcorns | ||
| + | # Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. | ||
| + | # stay out of my house, santa | ||
| + | # Step 1: Jump the shark. | ||
| + | # step one: cut a hole in the box | ||
| + | # sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX | ||
| + | # Steve is realxing | ||
| + | # still, i think it was a good idea | ||
| + | # Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris." | ||
| + | # still better than last year in ottawa | ||
| + | # stipple slash of saturn | ||
| + | # Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist | ||
| + | # Stop stalin and make up your mind | ||
| + | # stork carrying a babby rabbit! | ||
| + | # Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'... | ||
| + | # Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty | ||
| + | # Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML! | ||
| + | # Submarine-world promblems, amirite? | ||
| + | # such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative. | ||
| + | # such lambda | ||
| + | # Sun deflation: optimal | ||
| + | # sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... | ||
| + | # super high intensity training at NORAD | ||
| + | # SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo! | ||
| + | # Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love? | ||
| + | # T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold | ||
| + | # Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston. | ||
| + | # tail recursion spotted in the wild!! | ||
| + | # taken from earth orbit | ||
| + | # take that atheists | ||
| + | # take two, they are small | ||
| + | # Talking to my fans... | ||
| + | # Tamper-Proof | ||
| + | # TANSTAAFL... Mostly | ||
| + | # Target Found. | ||
| + | # Teach a fis how to to man... wait? | ||
| + | # Ted Cruz 20-Infinity | ||
| + | # terminal velocity is a myth | ||
| + | # Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant | ||
| + | # Thanks! | ||
| + | # Thanks Obama! | ||
| + | # thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system | ||
| + | # That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks | ||
| + | # That's gonna hurt on the way out | ||
| + | # That's just not very funny | ||
| + | # that's me! | ||
| + | # THAT'S NO MOON | ||
| + | # That's not a chicken | ||
| + | # That's not a nut! | ||
| + | # THAT'S NUMBERWANG! | ||
| + | # that's one nasty burn! | ||
| + | # That's too much, man! | ||
| + | # that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now? | ||
| + | # that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits. | ||
| + | # That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you. | ||
| + | # That is, in fact, a squirrel. | ||
| + | # That is one dapper bird. | ||
| + | # That sweater is so 2013 | ||
| + | # That was one hell of a party last night. | ||
| + | # That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed. | ||
| + | # That was when things started to get a little weird. | ||
| + | # The abyss stares longingly into my heart. | ||
| + | # The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond | ||
| + | # The basis for fast and furious 13. | ||
| + | # The best brick joke possible. | ||
| + | # The birds found the hobbit hole | ||
| + | # The building blocks of life | ||
| + | # The Captain Crunch Kraken | ||
| + | # The cat brought in another bird. | ||
| + | # the charge of the light brigade | ||
| + | # The choice is simple. | ||
| + | # The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors! | ||
| + | # The dark helps me see in the carrots | ||
| + | # the dark side of the moon, amirite? | ||
| + | # the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned | ||
| + | # The designers of this camera literally nailed it | ||
| + | # The Dissolution of Parliament. | ||
| + | # The doctor says it is colon cancer :( | ||
| + | # the dog scanned my homework | ||
| + | # The dress is black and white! | ||
| + | # The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon | ||
| + | # The ents met the triffids | ||
| + | # the event horizon returned | ||
| + | # The evolution of fun | ||
| + | # The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015) | ||
| + | # The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you | ||
| + | # the first official thing i stole from my college roommates. | ||
| + | # the floor is made of lava. send help. | ||
| + | # The French space program | ||
| + | # the game begins... | ||
| + | # the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game | ||
| + | # The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today. | ||
| + | # The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne! | ||
| + | # the hills have eyes | ||
| + | # The HORROR! | ||
| + | # The horrors of war | ||
| + | # The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model | ||
| + | # The infamous Snow-muon. | ||
| + | # their love was doomed from the start... | ||
| + | # Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle... | ||
| + | # The knids are hungry | ||
| + | # The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves | ||
| + | # The last person to be surprised by a selfie | ||
| + | # The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun" | ||
| + | # The last thing you see before you die | ||
| + | # the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier | ||
| + | # The less you look at it, the funnier it gets. | ||
| + | # The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair | ||
| + | # The Little Borg Prince | ||
| + | # Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll | ||
| + | # the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books | ||
| + | # The magic smoke escaped :( | ||
| + | # The metric system costs thousands of lives each year | ||
| + | # The moon landing was a lie | ||
| + | # The moon looks weird today | ||
| + | # The Moon Will Eat What it will | ||
| + | # The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST.... | ||
| + | # The new Doctor Who is quite the quack. | ||
| + | # The newest Olympic sport | ||
| + | # The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out! | ||
| + | # the new usb feels like a step backward | ||
| + | # The next generation of crypto currencies | ||
| + | # The ninetys called, and I had to answer. | ||
| + | # The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom... | ||
| + | # the oceans are made of sky tears | ||
| + | # the only people for me are the mad ones | ||
| + | # The press conference lasted shorter than expected! | ||
| + | # The Prodigy is in town! | ||
| + | # The prophecy was true! | ||
| + | # There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken. | ||
| + | # There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni. | ||
| + | # There's a third bump, growing fast | ||
| + | # The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss | ||
| + | # The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image | ||
| + | # There goes the neighborhood... | ||
| + | # There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. | ||
| + | # there is none of this left in the men's room #help | ||
| + | # There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay. | ||
| + | # there snow such thing as global warming | ||
| + | # the rest is darkness and decay | ||
| + | # The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening | ||
| + | # The rook is getting closer. Help me. | ||
| + | # the saddest moment of my childhood | ||
| + | # These aren't my sandwiches | ||
| + | # The second mouse gets the cheese | ||
| + | # These cravings will never stop | ||
| + | # The secret to infinite storage space | ||
| + | # These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable! | ||
| + | # These two impress me every single day! #proudfather | ||
| + | # The side of my car. #roadrage | ||
| + | # The signal came from this sector | ||
| + | # The soap bubble music experiment went rather well. | ||
| + | # The solution to all life's problems | ||
| + | # The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled. | ||
| + | # The strangest thing subway ever gave me | ||
| + | # the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams. | ||
| + | # THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO | ||
| + | # The taste stays with you forever | ||
| + | # The tea party was right about GMO bicycles | ||
| + | # The time has come. | ||
| + | # The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer | ||
| + | # The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.) | ||
| + | # the Uk space agency is making britain proud | ||
| + | # The unforgiving war on health | ||
| + | # The view outside of my airplane window. | ||
| + | # The vlog was better than the movie | ||
| + | # the way of the future | ||
| + | # The weight of life in a starry landscape | ||
| + | # the world isn't flat, it's a cube! | ||
| + | # they're all dead, dave. | ||
| + | # They're all watching me | ||
| + | # They're watching us. | ||
| + | # THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!! | ||
| + | # they dont need us anymore | ||
| + | # they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies | ||
| + | # they said be careful, we said yolo | ||
| + | # THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful" | ||
| + | # they said we couldn't play god | ||
| + | # They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror | ||
| + | # They see me rolling, they hating | ||
| + | # they told me carrots were good for eye health | ||
| + | # The Zebra was lying down | ||
| + | # Things Lost in couch cushions | ||
| + | # this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie | ||
| + | # This apple got a face on it dog | ||
| + | # This caught my eye | ||
| + | # This definitely wasn't in the Bible. | ||
| + | # This diagram of the solar system is not to scale | ||
| + | # this didn't last long. | ||
| + | # This elevator has no 'down'! | ||
| + | # This explains everything | ||
| + | # This explains it all | ||
| + | # this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's | ||
| + | # This guy... | ||
| + | # this guy keeps following me | ||
| + | # this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next! | ||
| + | # This is a cat | ||
| + | # This is a good idea | ||
| + | # This is exactly what you think it is | ||
| + | # This is how we celebrate easter usually | ||
| + | # This is how you get ants! | ||
| + | # this is just a tribute #thed | ||
| + | # This is just like my 5th birthday party. | ||
| + | # THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much. | ||
| + | # this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make. | ||
| + | # This isn't where i parked my zeppelin! | ||
| + | # This is no cave | ||
| + | # This is not a camera, it's a washing machine! | ||
| + | # this is not what i meant it to be | ||
| + | # This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!! | ||
| + | # This is still what I had for breakfast | ||
| + | # This is symbolic. | ||
| + | # This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen. | ||
| + | # this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth | ||
| + | # this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet | ||
| + | # This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world. | ||
| + | # This is twitter, right? #confused | ||
| + | # This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents | ||
| + | # THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3. | ||
| + | # This is what happiness looks like | ||
| + | # This is what I do on friday evenings now | ||
| + | # This is what i had for breakfast | ||
| + | # This is why I'm not an EMT | ||
| + | # This is why we can't have good things | ||
| + | # This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change. | ||
| + | # This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace | ||
| + | # THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME. | ||
| + | # This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps | ||
| + | # This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator. | ||
| + | # This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight! | ||
| + | # This needs a motivational text | ||
| + | # This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound. | ||
| + | # This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand. | ||
| + | # this one's over 15 kt bitches! | ||
| + | # This photo mooves me | ||
| + | # This photo was taken from my basement | ||
| + | # This photo was taken from my iphone | ||
| + | # this plot is odd. | ||
| + | # This squirrel really knows how to cook | ||
| + | # This trebuchet is set to self-destruct! | ||
| + | # this was in the bible | ||
| + | # this was my inspiration | ||
| + | # This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days | ||
| + | # This was the most unkindest cut of all | ||
| + | # this will make me a millionaire (patent pending) | ||
| + | # This will make sense if you look at it upside down | ||
| + | # those weren't Altoids. | ||
| + | # Threaten large birds... check. | ||
| + | # throwing epic shade! | ||
| + | # Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest | ||
| + | # Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker | ||
| + | # Time to reap the whirlwind! | ||
| + | # tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat | ||
| + | # To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers, | ||
| + | # today's to do list | ||
| + | # Today i am a Chinese clock | ||
| + | # Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best. | ||
| + | # To get to the other tree and leaf! | ||
| + | # To infinity and Birdyond! | ||
| + | # Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD | ||
| + | # Too many quixotes, not enough giants | ||
| + | # Too much Acid. Got to sort life out. | ||
| + | # too much lens flare? | ||
| + | # too much right beef | ||
| + | # Top of the world | ||
| + | # TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA. | ||
| + | # To the victor go the spoils. | ||
| + | # toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore. | ||
| + | # Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird. | ||
| + | # Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype | ||
| + | # Travel the length of these massive bison | ||
| + | # Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper... | ||
| + | # Trees on a hill #nofilter | ||
| + | # Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING | ||
| + | # Triumph. Pure triumph. | ||
| + | # True Self-Control | ||
| + | # truly, i am euphoric | ||
| + | # Trurl and Klapaucius at large again! | ||
| + | # trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it. | ||
| + | # TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;} | ||
| + | # Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling! | ||
| + | # Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it! | ||
| + | # turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots | ||
| + | # Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds | ||
| + | # Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along | ||
| + | # Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind | ||
| + | # two great tastes that go great together | ||
| + | # Tycho and gabe stepped up their game | ||
| + | # Tycoon Simulator 2015 | ||
| + | # Ugh, i'll never understand art. | ||
| + | # uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT... | ||
| + | # Unfriendly comet eats latest probe | ||
| + | # unhappy in space | ||
| + | # unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders | ||
| + | # Universe man, Universe man... | ||
| + | # Unzipped sock | ||
| + | # USB SUX | ||
| + | # Use the force responsibly. | ||
| + | # using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border. | ||
| + | # Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses | ||
| + | # Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it | ||
| + | # van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement | ||
| + | # Vegans gonna hate | ||
| + | # Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us! | ||
| + | # vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost. | ||
| + | # Visited mom today | ||
| + | # Visual representation of Dubstep | ||
| + | # void main() { fork; } | ||
| + | # Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy? | ||
| + | # Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again? | ||
| + | # Wait, you can see that too | ||
| + | # Wait ... what? I don't even... | ||
| + | # Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon? | ||
| + | # Wait for it... | ||
| + | # waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo | ||
| + | # Waiting on hold with the insurance company | ||
| + | # Wake up, sheeple. | ||
| + | # wake up sheeple! | ||
| + | # Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!! | ||
| + | # walked in on my roommate being terrifying | ||
| + | # Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately. | ||
| + | # Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air | ||
| + | # WARRRBLGARBL | ||
| + | # watching dune on shrooms | ||
| + | # watch me become the next favorite kardashian | ||
| + | # Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun | ||
| + | # Watch out for the squirrely wrath! | ||
| + | # Waynes World, Waynes world!!! | ||
| + | # we'll take the next one #CasualRacism | ||
| + | # We've given up trying to justify this. | ||
| + | # We've got a problem | ||
| + | # we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit | ||
| + | # We are not men. we are devo. | ||
| + | # Weather's Crazy today | ||
| + | # We can't do it, the moon is in the way | ||
| + | # We claim this iceberg for the Motherland | ||
| + | # We didn't start the fire | ||
| + | # we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard | ||
| + | # Weeeee!!! | ||
| + | # we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show | ||
| + | # We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl | ||
| + | # we have the technology. | ||
| + | # Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face | ||
| + | # welcome to Argentina | ||
| + | # Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision? | ||
| + | # welcome to the internet | ||
| + | # welcome to the space jam | ||
| + | # We live in a golden age! | ||
| + | # Well, I guess than answers the age-old question! | ||
| + | # Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again | ||
| + | # Well, now this is a thing. | ||
| + | # well, so much for the space program | ||
| + | # well, the keys are definitely lost.... | ||
| + | # Well, this is a puzzling development. | ||
| + | # well, this really puts things in perspective. | ||
| + | # Well, you can't fix what isn't broken. | ||
| + | # We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code. | ||
| + | # WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO | ||
| + | # We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky. | ||
| + | # we sail the ocean orange | ||
| + | # We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe | ||
| + | # WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!? | ||
| + | # Whale Selfie! | ||
| + | # What's this thing here in the bathroom? | ||
| + | # What, Me worry? | ||
| + | # What a beautiful time to be alive! | ||
| + | # what a bummer | ||
| + | # WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING! | ||
| + | # What are pixels? | ||
| + | # What are you, a dictionary? | ||
| + | # What could go wrong? | ||
| + | # What could possibly go wrong™? | ||
| + | # What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid. | ||
| + | # What do you mean it wasn't set to radians? | ||
| + | # What do you see? I see a cat! | ||
| + | # whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it | ||
| + | # what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens | ||
| + | # What has science done?! | ||
| + | # What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon | ||
| + | # what if it's a ghost pepper? | ||
| + | # What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron? | ||
| + | # What in the hell was I thinking ? | ||
| + | # What is your Pony Personality? | ||
| + | # What? It's always that color. | ||
| + | # what to have for breakfast? | ||
| + | # When everything looks like a hammer | ||
| + | # When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here | ||
| + | # When in doubt, just blow on it! | ||
| + | # When pandas have nightmares | ||
| + | # WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED. | ||
| + | # When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back | ||
| + | # When you get a perfect score on your test | ||
| + | # when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen. | ||
| + | # when you see it... | ||
| + | # Where are the three sea shells? | ||
| + | # Where did THAT come from? | ||
| + | # Where did this road come from?!? | ||
| + | # where do all the cheetos go | ||
| + | # Where do I plug this in? | ||
| + | # where should i put this cool new tatto? | ||
| + | # where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes | ||
| + | # where to buy spanish ham ? | ||
| + | # which end is the head of a chocolate cornet? | ||
| + | # whiskers expecting a new friend :) | ||
| + | # WHO'S THAT POKEMON? | ||
| + | # Who came first? | ||
| + | # who do you think I am? | ||
| + | # Who Made all these Don quixote clones? | ||
| + | # whoops GPS error | ||
| + | # Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S | ||
| + | # Who put import superman in the python configuration script? | ||
| + | # Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon? | ||
| + | # who sent me a bobcat? | ||
| + | # Who stepped on my pop tart? | ||
| + | # Who the fck deleted development branch?!?! | ||
| + | # Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this! | ||
| + | # why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?! | ||
| + | # Why are there ants on my face?! | ||
| + | # Why did it have to end this Way? | ||
| + | # Why did the cypress cross the road? | ||
| + | # Why do dogs like this? | ||
| + | # Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously. | ||
| + | # Why doesn't congress want these legalized? | ||
| + | # Why don't chimpanzees have beards? | ||
| + | # Why do people do this? | ||
| + | # Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"? | ||
| + | # why do we want to go to space if we're already in space | ||
| + | # Why potato why? | ||
| + | # Why? | ||
| + | # Why should squirrel learn baseball | ||
| + | # WHY WHY WHY #WHY | ||
| + | # with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before | ||
| + | # WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6 | ||
| + | # Woops, miscounted. sorry. | ||
| + | # wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS | ||
| + | # worst horse ever :( | ||
| + | # Worst pokemon ever | ||
| + | # worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1. | ||
| + | # Worth it for the karma. | ||
| + | # would you choose the microwave over this? | ||
| + | # Would you like to play a game? | ||
| + | # Wow, did you see that??!! | ||
| + | # Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude | ||
| + | # Wow. Just, Wow. | ||
| + | # wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce. | ||
| + | # wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!! | ||
| + | # WTF!? | ||
| + | # wwmd: what would mcgyver do? | ||
| + | # Yeah... never gonna happen | ||
| + | # Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok? | ||
| + | # YES | ||
| + | # Yes, I followed the instructions! | ||
| + | # yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron" | ||
| + | # You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not. | ||
| + | # you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found | ||
| + | # You'll never guess what happens next... | ||
| + | # You are not a good person | ||
| + | # you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think | ||
| + | # you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time. | ||
| + | # You did what in my tuba? | ||
| + | # YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED. | ||
| + | # you know, for kids | ||
| + | # you know what they say about guys with big feet | ||
| + | # You must be new here. | ||
| + | # Your conspiracy theories are dumb. | ||
| + | # Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience. | ||
| + | # You want to know how i got these scars? | ||
| + | # YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN! | ||
| + | # Zeus takes his revenge | ||
| + | # Zoidgebra 101 | ||
| + | # [Metal Gear sound effect] | ||
| + | # [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT] | ||
| + | # [user was banned for this text] | ||
| + | # ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ | ||
| + | # “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” | ||
| + | # ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) | ||
| + | # ▒☺▒ | ||
| + | # ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ | ||
| + | # ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ | ||
| + | # ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST | ||
| + | # 突っ込むところもねい！ | ||
| + | # 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 | ||
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| + | # 💩 | ||
