Editing User:452
Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.
The edit can be undone.
Please check the comparison below to verify that this is what you want to do, and then save the changes below to finish undoing the edit.
| Latest revision | Your text | ||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
==Status== | ==Status== | ||
| − | + | <s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s> | |
| + | :Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case. | ||
| − | ;Phase 1. | + | ;Phase 1. (Running) |
| − | :Saving reasons, usernames and text only. | + | :Saving reasons, usernames and text only. No images or permalinks IDs have been saved. |
*All usernames have been found | *All usernames have been found | ||
*All reasons for data loss have been found | *All reasons for data loss have been found | ||
*The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95% | *The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95% | ||
| − | ;Phase 2. | + | ;Phase 2. (Running) |
:Saving permalink and images IDs | :Saving permalink and images IDs | ||
*The image and text associated with permalinks never changes. | *The image and text associated with permalinks never changes. | ||
(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.) | (I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.) | ||
| − | + | *Progress: 11401 IDs found so far, containing 1296 unique images and 1696 unique strings | |
| − | * | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
==Feed== | ==Feed== | ||
| Line 67: | Line 46: | ||
*V2. functions ids(), report(), report2() format results, must be run from console. | *V2. functions ids(), report(), report2() format results, must be run from console. | ||
*V3. buttons and textboxes added to page eliminate both the need to use console to retrieve results, and user error. | *V3. buttons and textboxes added to page eliminate both the need to use console to retrieve results, and user error. | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
<nowiki>xkcd = { | <nowiki>xkcd = { | ||
| Line 77: | Line 51: | ||
prompt_posters :[], | prompt_posters :[], | ||
feed_posters :[], | feed_posters :[], | ||
| − | + | feed_ids :[], | |
| + | feed_images :[], | ||
| + | feed_text :[], | ||
| + | prompt_album :[], | ||
| + | prompt_text :[], | ||
prompt_images :[], | prompt_images :[], | ||
prompt_captions :[], | prompt_captions :[], | ||
| − | + | feed_images_only :[], | |
| − | + | feed_text_only :[], | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| + | prompt_albumonly :[], | ||
| + | prompt_textonly :[], | ||
prompt_imagesonly :[], | prompt_imagesonly :[], | ||
prompt_captionsonly :[], | prompt_captionsonly :[], | ||
desc: { | desc: { | ||
| − | prompt_reasons | + | prompt_reasons :"Reasons for data loss", |
| − | prompt_posters | + | prompt_posters :"Usernames in the prompt", |
| − | feed_posters :" | + | feed_posters :"Usernames in the feed", |
| + | feed_ids :"Permalinks in the feed", | ||
| + | feed_images :"Images in the feed", | ||
| + | feed_text :"Captions in the feed", | ||
| − | prompt_images | + | prompt_album :"Images in 'pick an image' prompt", |
| − | prompt_captions :"Captions in | + | prompt_text :"Caption in 'pick an image' prompt", |
| + | prompt_images :"Images in 'pick an caption' prompt", | ||
| + | prompt_captions :"Captions in 'pick a caption' prompt", | ||
| + | feed_images_only :"Images which only appear in the feed, and not in either prompt", | ||
| + | feed_text_only :"Captions which only appear in the feed, and not in either prompt", | ||
| − | + | prompt_albumonly :"Images in the 'pick an image' prompt and not the 'pick a caption' prompt.", | |
| − | + | prompt_textonly :"Captions in the 'pick an image' prompt and not the 'pick a caption' prompt.", | |
| − | + | prompt_imagesonly :"Images in the 'pick an caption' prompt and not the 'pick a image' prompt.", | |
| − | + | prompt_captionsonly :"Captions in the 'pick an caption' prompt and not the 'pick a image' prompt." | |
| − | |||
| − | prompt_imagesonly | ||
| − | prompt_captionsonly :"Captions in | ||
} | } | ||
} | } | ||
| Line 117: | Line 99: | ||
.append($("<textarea>")); | .append($("<textarea>")); | ||
$("#magic").append($("<button>").html("sort")); | $("#magic").append($("<button>").html("sort")); | ||
| − | |||
$("#magic button").on( "click", function() { | $("#magic button").on( "click", function() { | ||
update( $(this).html() ); | update( $(this).html() ); | ||
}); | }); | ||
} | } | ||
| − | + | function check(field, value) { | |
| − | |||
| − | function | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
if (typeof value == "undefined") return; | if (typeof value == "undefined") return; | ||
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) { | if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) { | ||
xkcd[field].push(value); | xkcd[field].push(value); | ||
| − | + | console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value); | |
} | } | ||
} | } | ||
| − | function next( | + | function next() { |
| − | + | $.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) { | |
| − | $.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed | + | check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason); |
| − | + | check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster); | |
| − | + | check("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id); | |
| − | + | check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text); | |
| − | + | if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined") | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
for(i in data.prompt.album) | for(i in data.prompt.album) | ||
| − | + | check("prompt_album", data.prompt.album[i]); | |
| − | + | if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined") | |
for(i in data.prompt.captions) | for(i in data.prompt.captions) | ||
| − | + | check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]); | |
| − | + | ||
| − | |||
for(i in data.feed) { | for(i in data.feed) { | ||
| − | + | check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster); | |
feedentry = { | feedentry = { | ||
img: data.feed[i].img, | img: data.feed[i].img, | ||
text: data.feed[i].text | text: data.feed[i].text | ||
}; | }; | ||
| − | if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] | + | if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] == "undefined") { |
| − | + | xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry; | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
} else { | } else { | ||
| − | + | if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) { | |
| − | + | console.log("Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed"); | |
| − | + | console.log(feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text); | |
| − | + | console.log(data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text); | |
| − | + | } | |
| − | |||
} | } | ||
| − | |||
} | } | ||
| + | |||
}); | }); | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
} | } | ||
next(); | next(); | ||
| + | setInterval('next()', 60000); | ||
| − | function | + | function update(which) { |
| − | + | $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]); | |
| − | + | temptest = ""; | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
switch (which) { | switch (which) { | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
case "feed_posters": | case "feed_posters": | ||
case "prompt_posters": | case "prompt_posters": | ||
case "prompt_reasons": | case "prompt_reasons": | ||
| + | case "prompt_album": | ||
case "prompt_captions": | case "prompt_captions": | ||
case "prompt_images": | case "prompt_images": | ||
| − | + | case "prompt_text": | |
| − | + | //These are all simply arrays which require no additional formatting. | |
| − | + | $("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# ")); | |
| − | + | $("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")"); | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
break; | break; | ||
| − | + | case "feed_ids": | |
| − | + | templist = ""; tempcount=0; | |
| − | case " | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) { | for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) { | ||
| − | + | templist += "\n|-\n|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]\n|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].img+" "+xkcd.feed_ids[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]\n|"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].text; | |
| − | + | tempcount++; | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
} | } | ||
| − | $("#desc").append(" ( | + | $("#desc").append(" ("+tempcount+")"); |
| − | $("#magic textarea").val( | + | $("#magic textarea").val(templist); |
| − | delete | + | delete templist; |
break; | break; | ||
| − | |||
case "feed_text": | case "feed_text": | ||
case "feed_images": | case "feed_images": | ||
tempwhich = which=="feed_text"?"text":"img"; | tempwhich = which=="feed_text"?"text":"img"; | ||
| − | + | for(i in xkcd.feed_ids) | |
| − | + | if (xkcd[which].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich]) == -1) | |
| − | + | xkcd[which].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich]); | |
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# ")); | $("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# ")); | ||
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")"); | $("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")"); | ||
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory | xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory | ||
break; | break; | ||
| + | case "feed_images_only": | ||
| + | case "feed_text_only": | ||
| + | tempwhich = which=="feed_text_only"?"feed_text":"feed_images"; | ||
| + | tempwhich2 = which=="feed_text_only"?"text":"img"; | ||
| + | temptest1 = which=="feed_text_only"?"prompt_text":"prompt_images"; | ||
| + | temptest2 = which=="feed_text_only"?"prompt_captions":"prompt_album"; | ||
| − | + | for(i in xkcd.feed_ids) | |
| − | + | if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich2]) == -1) | |
| + | xkcd[tempwhich].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich2]); | ||
| − | + | for(i in xkcd[tempwhich]) | |
| − | + | if (xkcd[temptest1].indexOf(xkcd[tempwhich][i]) == -1 && xkcd[temptest2].indexOf(xkcd[tempwhich][i]) == -1) | |
| − | + | xkcd[which].push(xkcd[tempwhich][i]); | |
| − | + | $("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# ")); | |
| + | $("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")"); | ||
| + | xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory | ||
| + | xkcd[tempwhich] = []; //no need to keep this in memory | ||
| + | break; | ||
| + | case "prompt_textonly": | ||
| + | if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_captions"; | ||
| + | case "prompt_captionsonly": | ||
| + | if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_text"; | ||
| + | case "prompt_albumonly": | ||
| + | if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_images"; | ||
| + | case "prompt_imagesonly": | ||
| + | if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_album"; | ||
| − | + | tempwhich = which.replace("only",""); | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| + | for(i in xkcd[tempwhich]) | ||
| + | if (xkcd[temptest].indexOf(xkcd[tempwhich][i]) == -1) | ||
| + | xkcd[which].push(xkcd[tempwhich][i]); | ||
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# ")); | $("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# ")); | ||
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")"); | $("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")"); | ||
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory | xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
break; | break; | ||
case "sort": | case "sort": | ||
| − | temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n" | + | temparray = ("\n# "+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n# "); |
| − | |||
temparray2 = []; | temparray2 = []; | ||
| − | + | for(i in temparray) | |
| − | + | if (temparray[i].length && temparray2.indexOf(temparray[i]) == -1) | |
| + | temparray2.push(temparray[i]); | ||
temparray2.sort(function (a, b) { | temparray2.sort(function (a, b) { | ||
return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase()); | return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase()); | ||
}); | }); | ||
| − | $("#magic textarea").val(temparray2.join("\n")); | + | $("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+temparray2.join("\n# ")); |
$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length); | $("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length); | ||
delete temparray, temparray2; | delete temparray, temparray2; | ||
break; | break; | ||
default: | default: | ||
| − | + | console.log("Oops"+which); | |
} | } | ||
} | } | ||
| + | function xkcdout() { | ||
| + | xkcd.oldids = []; | ||
| + | for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) xkcd.oldids.push({ id:j, img:xkcd.feed_ids[j].img, text:xkcd.feed_ids[j].text }); | ||
| − | + | $("#magic textarea").val("xkcdold = "+JSON.stringify(xkcd)); | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
} | } | ||
| − | function | + | function xkcdin() { |
| − | + | for(i in xkcd) xkcd[i] = xkcdold[i]; | |
| − | + | for(i in xkcdold.oldids) xkcd.feed_ids[xkcdold.oldids[i].id] = { img: xkcdold.oldids[i].img, text: xkcdold.oldids[i].text } | |
| − | + | delete xkcd.oldids; | |
| − | + | delete xkcdold; | |
| − | |||
} | } | ||
</nowiki> | </nowiki> | ||
| Line 399: | Line 258: | ||
<s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s> | <s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s> | ||
| − | : | + | :Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs. |
| − | |||
==Results== | ==Results== | ||
| Line 407: | Line 265: | ||
*feed_posters: [205] - None new. | *feed_posters: [205] - None new. | ||
| − | + | *feed_id: [11200] - [[1506:_xkcloud/Transcript]] | |
| − | *feed_id: [ | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | * | + | *feed_images: [1230] (only: [18]) |
| − | * | + | *prompt_images: [710] (only: [2]) |
| − | * | + | *prompt_album: [1491] (only: [786]) |
| − | + | *feed_text: [1694] (only: [8]) (old only: 224) | |
| + | *prompt_captions: [2008] (only: [667]) | ||
| + | *prompt_text: [1344] (only: [4]) | ||
===prompt_reasons=== | ===prompt_reasons=== | ||
| − | :The | + | :The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question". |
# +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++ | # +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++ | ||
| Line 531: | Line 386: | ||
# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS | # YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS | ||
| − | ===Captions === | + | ===Captions=== |
| − | |||
# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) | # (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) | ||
| Line 540: | Line 394: | ||
# ...And then we decided it was time to leave | # ...And then we decided it was time to leave | ||
# ...Freudian sense tingling... | # ...Freudian sense tingling... | ||
| − | |||
# ...monsters from the id... | # ...monsters from the id... | ||
# 'BOOM' goes the dynamite! | # 'BOOM' goes the dynamite! | ||
| Line 552: | Line 405: | ||
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?" | # "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?" | ||
# "I am So. Much. More." | # "I am So. Much. More." | ||
| − | |||
# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now" | # "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now" | ||
# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas | # "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas | ||
# "Is it symmetric this way?" | # "Is it symmetric this way?" | ||
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR" | # "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR" | ||
| − | |||
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp | # "Space duckin'" By led blimp | ||
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | # "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh. | ||
| Line 564: | Line 415: | ||
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” | # “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” | ||
# ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ)) | # ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ)) | ||
| − | |||
# [Metal Gear sound effect] | # [Metal Gear sound effect] | ||
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT] | # [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT] | ||
# [user was banned for this text] | # [user was banned for this text] | ||
# *Darth Vader Breathing* | # *Darth Vader Breathing* | ||
| − | |||
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again | # *Sigh* not cat food for diner again | ||
# *Tips fedora* | # *Tips fedora* | ||
| + | # # :-( | ||
# #720_no_scope | # #720_no_scope | ||
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF | # #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF | ||
# #awefullyNicetractsofland | # #awefullyNicetractsofland | ||
| − | |||
# #bedhead | # #bedhead | ||
# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE | ||
| Line 581: | Line 430: | ||
# #bornthisway | # #bornthisway | ||
# #BROKEN | # #BROKEN | ||
| − | |||
# #CATSANDBIRDS | # #CATSANDBIRDS | ||
# #caturday | # #caturday | ||
| Line 596: | Line 444: | ||
# #essentialsupplies | # #essentialsupplies | ||
# #fallingfromorbit | # #fallingfromorbit | ||
| − | |||
# #flavorbomb | # #flavorbomb | ||
# #giganticflower #headshot | # #giganticflower #headshot | ||
| Line 603: | Line 450: | ||
# #hashtag | # #hashtag | ||
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie | # #Hashtag #ironicSelfie | ||
| − | |||
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI | # #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI | ||
# #hoax | # #hoax | ||
| Line 620: | Line 466: | ||
# #Nailpolish | # #Nailpolish | ||
# #newhipsterbike | # #newhipsterbike | ||
| − | |||
# #nofilter | # #nofilter | ||
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow | # #nomakeup #justgotup #wow | ||
| Line 638: | Line 483: | ||
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter | # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter | ||
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# #stublife | # #stublife | ||
# #sudowoodoproblems | # #sudowoodoproblems | ||
| Line 648: | Line 491: | ||
# #toothproblems | # #toothproblems | ||
# #twinsies | # #twinsies | ||
| − | |||
# #vampiremirrorselfie | # #vampiremirrorselfie | ||
# #Worstweekever | # #Worstweekever | ||
# <3 hanging out with saruman | # <3 hanging out with saruman | ||
| − | |||
# >< ))*> | # >< ))*> | ||
# ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) | # ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) | ||
| Line 667: | Line 508: | ||
# 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool | # 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool | ||
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds | # 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds | ||
| − | |||
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | # 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind | ||
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS | # 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS | ||
| − | |||
# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | # 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters | ||
# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground | # 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground | ||
| Line 677: | Line 516: | ||
# 4 8 15 16 23 42 | # 4 8 15 16 23 42 | ||
# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay | # 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay | ||
| − | |||
# 5th of November went too far this year | # 5th of November went too far this year | ||
| − | |||
# 8.5 hours later... | # 8.5 hours later... | ||
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation | # 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation | ||
| Line 691: | Line 528: | ||
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | # a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside | ||
# A job so boring a bird could do it | # A job so boring a bird could do it | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# A soulful rendition of "old man river" | # A soulful rendition of "old man river" | ||
# a spherical cow | # a spherical cow | ||
# A window into my soul | # A window into my soul | ||
| − | |||
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | ||
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | ||
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH | # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH | ||
| − | |||
# Aaaaaargh | # Aaaaaargh | ||
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball | # About time someone brought me that flattened basketball | ||
| Line 714: | Line 547: | ||
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well. | # alas, poor yorick, I knew him well. | ||
# All flesh is grass | # All flesh is grass | ||
| − | |||
# All my selfies be like | # All my selfies be like | ||
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies | # All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies | ||
| − | |||
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. | # All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. | ||
# All things considered, it turned out nice again | # All things considered, it turned out nice again | ||
| Line 736: | Line 567: | ||
# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident | # ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident | ||
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks | # and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks | ||
| − | |||
# And so the hunt begins! | # And so the hunt begins! | ||
# and suddenly, popcorn | # and suddenly, popcorn | ||
| − | |||
# AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER. | # AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER. | ||
# And the least of the five evils is.... | # And the least of the five evils is.... | ||
# and then there were nine | # and then there were nine | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. | # And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth. | ||
# and to think this is where it all started | # and to think this is where it all started | ||
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS | # ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS | ||
# Angry sofa is angry. | # Angry sofa is angry. | ||
| − | |||
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food | # Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food | ||
# another day on california public transportation | # another day on california public transportation | ||
| Line 785: | Line 611: | ||
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. | # Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good. | ||
# Asteroids hate him! | # Asteroids hate him! | ||
| − | |||
# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | # Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters | ||
| − | # at | + | # at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock |
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock | # at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock | ||
# At least it stopped bleeding acid | # At least it stopped bleeding acid | ||
| − | |||
# at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty | # at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty | ||
| − | |||
# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe | # At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe | ||
# at times like this i ask, "why me?" | # at times like this i ask, "why me?" | ||
| Line 798: | Line 621: | ||
# australia is not NZ! | # australia is not NZ! | ||
# AUUUGH | # AUUUGH | ||
| − | |||
# Aw, yisss! | # Aw, yisss! | ||
# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | # awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag | ||
| Line 809: | Line 631: | ||
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points | # Bacteriophage is worth 6 points | ||
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | # BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA | ||
| − | |||
# Banana invasion in progress | # Banana invasion in progress | ||
# BANANANANANANANANANA | # BANANANANANANANANANA | ||
| Line 821: | Line 642: | ||
# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | # Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO | ||
# Before his untimely death. | # Before his untimely death. | ||
| + | # Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich | ||
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich | # Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich | ||
# Belgium | # Belgium | ||
# Best Christmas gift EVER! | # Best Christmas gift EVER! | ||
# best day evar!!!! | # best day evar!!!! | ||
| − | |||
# Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO | # Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO | ||
# Best Halloween costume yet! | # Best Halloween costume yet! | ||
# Best map projection ever | # Best map projection ever | ||
# best republican caucus ever! | # best republican caucus ever! | ||
| − | |||
# Best. Funeral. Ever. | # Best. Funeral. Ever. | ||
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes | ||
| Line 858: | Line 678: | ||
# bowTieght! | # bowTieght! | ||
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | # Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. | ||
| − | |||
# breakfast in 'merica | # breakfast in 'merica | ||
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour | # Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour | ||
| − | |||
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice | # brokkolis and sweet potato, nice | ||
# Bulls don't often sit like this! | # Bulls don't often sit like this! | ||
| Line 870: | Line 688: | ||
# But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems | # But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems | ||
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. | # But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. | ||
| − | |||
# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you? | # BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you? | ||
# Cakephants are my new friends | # Cakephants are my new friends | ||
| Line 877: | Line 694: | ||
# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy | # Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy | ||
# Can't believe what I almost threw away! | # Can't believe what I almost threw away! | ||
| − | |||
# Can't stop recovery data, My eyes hurt | # Can't stop recovery data, My eyes hurt | ||
# Cant explain that | # Cant explain that | ||
| − | |||
# capes are in fashion | # capes are in fashion | ||
# Captain obvious strikes again | # Captain obvious strikes again | ||
| Line 898: | Line 713: | ||
# Check out my bowling Ball trophy! | # Check out my bowling Ball trophy! | ||
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | # Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute! | ||
| − | |||
# check out my new pet | # check out my new pet | ||
# check out my new sauron fanfic | # check out my new sauron fanfic | ||
| Line 904: | Line 718: | ||
# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl | # Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl | ||
# check out my usb sword! | # check out my usb sword! | ||
| − | |||
# Choose your snuggle toy | # Choose your snuggle toy | ||
# Christ, what an asshole. | # Christ, what an asshole. | ||
| Line 911: | Line 724: | ||
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! | # Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!! | ||
# Click to show secret text | # Click to show secret text | ||
| − | |||
# Close the pod bay door, Hal. | # Close the pod bay door, Hal. | ||
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation | # Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation | ||
| Line 917: | Line 729: | ||
# come at me, pro! | # come at me, pro! | ||
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you! | # Come back! We aren't really going to eat you! | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# Come on party people, put your hands together | # Come on party people, put your hands together | ||
# come on, put on the slippers. | # come on, put on the slippers. | ||
# Come with me on a journey into time and space | # Come with me on a journey into time and space | ||
| − | |||
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member | # Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member | ||
# conserve yours until the last possible second | # conserve yours until the last possible second | ||
| Line 958: | Line 767: | ||
# Dance contest! #YOLO | # Dance contest! #YOLO | ||
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | # Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again! | ||
| − | |||
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again | # Darn Pylon built in the cow field again | ||
# Dawn of the Bread | # Dawn of the Bread | ||
| Line 966: | Line 774: | ||
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program | # Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program | ||
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry | # day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# Daylight spending time! | # Daylight spending time! | ||
# Deal with it | # Deal with it | ||
| Line 977: | Line 783: | ||
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork | # devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork | ||
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. | # Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'. | ||
| − | |||
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop? | # Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop? | ||
# did this exist as a microwave? | # did this exist as a microwave? | ||
| Line 997: | Line 802: | ||
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider? | # do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider? | ||
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon? | # Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon? | ||
| − | |||
# does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms? | # does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms? | ||
# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | # Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen | ||
| Line 1,008: | Line 812: | ||
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield | # Doesn't like being referred to as garfield | ||
# dOG SHAMING | # dOG SHAMING | ||
| − | |||
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!! | # DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!! | ||
# Dominos delivers! | # Dominos delivers! | ||
| Line 1,021: | Line 824: | ||
# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! | # Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france! | ||
# don't worry, it's part of my plan! | # don't worry, it's part of my plan! | ||
| − | |||
# Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner | # Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner | ||
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty? | # Done my nails, don't they look pretty? | ||
| Line 1,027: | Line 829: | ||
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency | # doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency | ||
# Down time | # Down time | ||
| − | |||
# drill baby drill! | # drill baby drill! | ||
# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! | # drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass! | ||
| Line 1,046: | Line 847: | ||
# Eat my shorts | # Eat my shorts | ||
# Eating my breakfast! | # Eating my breakfast! | ||
| − | |||
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard | # Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard | ||
| − | |||
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head. | # Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head. | ||
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself! | # elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself! | ||
| Line 1,056: | Line 855: | ||
# Et boum! C'est le choc! | # Et boum! C'est le choc! | ||
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite | # Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite | ||
| − | |||
# even the sun cowers in fear! | # even the sun cowers in fear! | ||
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick. | # Evenutally, they'll write moby dick. | ||
| Line 1,066: | Line 864: | ||
# everything makes sense now | # everything makes sense now | ||
# Everything truly IS awesome! | # Everything truly IS awesome! | ||
| − | |||
# Evolution of puzzles | # Evolution of puzzles | ||
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined. | # Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined. | ||
| Line 1,072: | Line 869: | ||
# Existance is an illusion | # Existance is an illusion | ||
# Extreme beer pong | # Extreme beer pong | ||
| − | |||
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am? | # FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am? | ||
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse. | # Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse. | ||
| Line 1,114: | Line 910: | ||
# for you | # for you | ||
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs | # Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs | ||
| − | |||
# forgot to turn the oven off! | # forgot to turn the oven off! | ||
# Formal on top, party on the bottom | # Formal on top, party on the bottom | ||
# Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it. | # Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it. | ||
# Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it? | # Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it? | ||
| − | |||
# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? | # found this in my fridge. Think it's still good? | ||
# Found this in my garden, wtf? | # Found this in my garden, wtf? | ||
| Line 1,127: | Line 921: | ||
# fourier transforms are too hard!! | # fourier transforms are too hard!! | ||
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus. | # Frank, the newest herald of galactus. | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks | # Freshly waxed floors + new socks | ||
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 | # FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016 | ||
| Line 1,139: | Line 931: | ||
# furrowed mustache | # furrowed mustache | ||
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers | # Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important. | # George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important. | ||
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. | # George was a good little monkey, and always very curious. | ||
| − | |||
# Get that camera out of my face! | # Get that camera out of my face! | ||
# get your ass to mars | # get your ass to mars | ||
| − | |||
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk | # go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk | ||
# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk | # Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk | ||
# go home elephant you are drunk | # go home elephant you are drunk | ||
# Go purr yourself! | # Go purr yourself! | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week! | # goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week! | ||
# Goldilocks party! | # Goldilocks party! | ||
| + | # gone fishing | ||
# gone fishing | # gone fishing | ||
# good old troubleshootin' | # good old troubleshootin' | ||
| Line 1,171: | Line 958: | ||
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know | # Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know | ||
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | # Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! | ||
| − | |||
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT | # GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT | ||
# Great ScotT! | # Great ScotT! | ||
| Line 1,183: | Line 969: | ||
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? | # GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU? | ||
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn! | # Guys, I Found a Unicorn! | ||
| − | |||
# ha ha ha... no. | # ha ha ha... no. | ||
# Had to settle for a beard | # Had to settle for a beard | ||
# haha oh my cat | # haha oh my cat | ||
| − | |||
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements | # Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements | ||
# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO | # HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO | ||
| Line 1,199: | Line 983: | ||
# Have fun in the Alps lol | # Have fun in the Alps lol | ||
# Have fun stormin' da castle. | # Have fun stormin' da castle. | ||
| − | |||
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | # Have you ever seen a sitting cow before? | ||
| − | |||
# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword. | # Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword. | ||
# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH! | # havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH! | ||
| Line 1,213: | Line 995: | ||
# He's been there for three days | # He's been there for three days | ||
# hello darkness my old friend | # hello darkness my old friend | ||
| − | |||
# hello you're on car talk | # hello you're on car talk | ||
| − | # | + | # HELP I'M just a pheasant |
# HELP I'M just a pheasant | # HELP I'M just a pheasant | ||
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again. | # Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again. | ||
| Line 1,228: | Line 1,009: | ||
# Hey there cutie | # Hey there cutie | ||
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt! | # Hey, check out my new green colored shirt! | ||
| − | |||
# Hey, it's windows 7 again! | # Hey, it's windows 7 again! | ||
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. | # hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem. | ||
| Line 1,238: | Line 1,018: | ||
# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | # Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou! | ||
# High Bro, five. | # High Bro, five. | ||
| − | |||
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts. | # Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts. | ||
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option? | # Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option? | ||
| Line 1,247: | Line 1,026: | ||
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted | # Homework's done, finally time to get wasted | ||
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali | # Homo helicopteris captured in bali | ||
| − | |||
# Hope that wasn't a granny knot | # Hope that wasn't a granny knot | ||
# Hoping this makes it past customs | # Hoping this makes it past customs | ||
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse. | # horses can't use chalk. stupid horse. | ||
| − | |||
# Houston, we are the problem | # Houston, we are the problem | ||
# Hoverboard to full power! | # Hoverboard to full power! | ||
| Line 1,258: | Line 1,035: | ||
# How did I get here?!? | # How did I get here?!? | ||
# How did the mars rover get here? | # How did the mars rover get here? | ||
| − | |||
# how do I take photos with this? | # how do I take photos with this? | ||
# how do i turn this off? | # how do i turn this off? | ||
# how do you get the screensaver off? | # how do you get the screensaver off? | ||
# How does this work again? | # How does this work again? | ||
| − | |||
# How is this still a thing? | # How is this still a thing? | ||
# How many can there be? | # How many can there be? | ||
| Line 1,304: | Line 1,079: | ||
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one | # I certainly wasn't going to bury this one | ||
# I CHOOSE YOU! | # I CHOOSE YOU! | ||
| − | |||
# i do the same thing at frat parties | # i do the same thing at frat parties | ||
| − | |||
# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. | # I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote. | ||
| − | |||
# I don't get it either. | # I don't get it either. | ||
# i don't have time for this! | # i don't have time for this! | ||
| Line 1,337: | Line 1,109: | ||
# I found a three fingered kitten! | # I found a three fingered kitten! | ||
# I found it!!!!!!! | # I found it!!!!!!! | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried? | # I found this in my navel, should I be worried? | ||
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house | # I found this little guy in the woods near my house | ||
| − | |||
# I got a new geigerteller | # I got a new geigerteller | ||
# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID | # I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID | ||
# I got the job! | # I got the job! | ||
| − | |||
# I got this in the mail today | # I got this in the mail today | ||
# I guess I only have myself to blame. | # I guess I only have myself to blame. | ||
| − | |||
# I has a sad | # I has a sad | ||
# i hate | # i hate | ||
| Line 1,356: | Line 1,123: | ||
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines | # I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines | ||
# I hate waking up from a really good dream | # I hate waking up from a really good dream | ||
| − | |||
# i have a bad feeling about this. | # i have a bad feeling about this. | ||
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE | # I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE | ||
| Line 1,363: | Line 1,129: | ||
# I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why | # I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why | ||
# I hope he's not hungry | # I hope he's not hungry | ||
| − | |||
# i invented a thing | # i invented a thing | ||
# I just bought this | # I just bought this | ||
| Line 1,373: | Line 1,138: | ||
# I knew I nailed it! | # I knew I nailed it! | ||
# I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE! | # I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE! | ||
| − | |||
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season | # I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season | ||
# I knew pi would lead to this | # I knew pi would lead to this | ||
| Line 1,384: | Line 1,148: | ||
# I lost my wrist | # I lost my wrist | ||
# i love a good featureless white void | # i love a good featureless white void | ||
| − | |||
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season | # I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season | ||
# I love star wars! | # I love star wars! | ||
| Line 1,393: | Line 1,156: | ||
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any? | # i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any? | ||
# i need to do my laundry more often. | # i need to do my laundry more often. | ||
| − | |||
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic | # I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic | ||
# I never understood that part of the bibile | # I never understood that part of the bibile | ||
| Line 1,400: | Line 1,162: | ||
# I put on my wizard robe and hat | # I put on my wizard robe and hat | ||
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. | # I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. | ||
| − | |||
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire. | # I said we'd get on like a house on fire. | ||
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner! | # i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner! | ||
| Line 1,406: | Line 1,167: | ||
# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber | # I see you have constructed a new lightsaber | ||
# I sentence you to deliciousness! | # I sentence you to deliciousness! | ||
| − | |||
# I should really separate those | # I should really separate those | ||
# I solved the debt crisis! | # I solved the debt crisis! | ||
| Line 1,414: | Line 1,174: | ||
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST! | # I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST! | ||
# I think I can... I think I can | # I think I can... I think I can | ||
| − | |||
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter | # I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter | ||
# I think i lost my dorsal fin | # I think i lost my dorsal fin | ||
| − | |||
# i think i need to get out more. | # i think i need to get out more. | ||
# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL | # I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL | ||
| Line 1,432: | Line 1,190: | ||
# I thought it was a good idea at the time | # I thought it was a good idea at the time | ||
# I thought it would be bigger | # I thought it would be bigger | ||
| − | |||
# I thought of it, and it happened | # I thought of it, and it happened | ||
# I thought this ball pit would be more fun | # I thought this ball pit would be more fun | ||
| Line 1,445: | Line 1,202: | ||
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :( | # I want to run, but my legs won't move :( | ||
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special. | # I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special. | ||
| − | |||
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES* | # I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES* | ||
| − | |||
# i was gonna eat that | # i was gonna eat that | ||
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters! | # I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters! | ||
# I was just trying to install freebsd... | # I was just trying to install freebsd... | ||
# I was late | # I was late | ||
| − | |||
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup. | # i was told this came with a bowl of soup. | ||
# I welcome our event-driven overlords | # I welcome our event-driven overlords | ||
# I will take that one please | # I will take that one please | ||
| − | |||
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies. | # I will wear this shirt until one of us dies. | ||
# I wish I could afford the monopolar model... | # I wish I could afford the monopolar model... | ||
# I wish I could ride in a balloon | # I wish I could ride in a balloon | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo | # I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo | ||
# I wonder if it will be friends with me | # I wonder if it will be friends with me | ||
| Line 1,484: | Line 1,235: | ||
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon | # i'll see you on the dark side of the moon | ||
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | # I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition! | ||
| − | |||
# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads | # I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads | ||
| − | |||
# I'm a fighter! | # I'm a fighter! | ||
# I'm a Real Boy! | # I'm a Real Boy! | ||
| Line 1,504: | Line 1,253: | ||
# I'm ready! | # I'm ready! | ||
# i'm really diggin' your shovel | # i'm really diggin' your shovel | ||
| − | |||
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely | # I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely | ||
# I'm sorry, I'm gluten free | # I'm sorry, I'm gluten free | ||
| Line 1,512: | Line 1,260: | ||
# I've found a new way to feed the poor | # I've found a new way to feed the poor | ||
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind. | # I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind. | ||
| − | |||
# i've made a huge mistake | # i've made a huge mistake | ||
# I've made a huge mistake | # I've made a huge mistake | ||
| Line 1,521: | Line 1,268: | ||
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. | # I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. | ||
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. | # If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution. | ||
| − | |||
# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? | # if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend? | ||
# If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law | # If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law | ||
# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up | # if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up | ||
# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!! | # If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!! | ||
| − | |||
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data | # if there is no water on mars, at least there is data | ||
# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | # if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly. | ||
| − | |||
# If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist. | # If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist. | ||
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it | # If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it | ||
| Line 1,541: | Line 1,285: | ||
# In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box. | # In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box. | ||
# In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too. | # In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too. | ||
| − | |||
# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense | # In hindsight, it makes perfect sense | ||
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition | # In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition | ||
| Line 1,557: | Line 1,300: | ||
# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater | # Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater | ||
# International relationships are getting worse | # International relationships are getting worse | ||
| − | |||
# intertial reference frame, activate! | # intertial reference frame, activate! | ||
# introducing the yolo distribution | # introducing the yolo distribution | ||
# is good idea yes | # is good idea yes | ||
| − | |||
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose? | # Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose? | ||
# is it midnight yet? | # is it midnight yet? | ||
| Line 1,582: | Line 1,323: | ||
# Is this room 101? | # Is this room 101? | ||
# Is this too cheesy? | # Is this too cheesy? | ||
| − | |||
# it all fits together, guys! | # it all fits together, guys! | ||
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness | # it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness | ||
| Line 1,596: | Line 1,336: | ||
# It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within. | # It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within. | ||
# It's a cat ass trophy | # It's a cat ass trophy | ||
| − | |||
# It's a Finger trap | # It's a Finger trap | ||
| − | |||
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord | # It's a timey-wimey time-lord | ||
| − | |||
# it's bicycles all the way down | # it's bicycles all the way down | ||
# It's bigger after you put it together. | # It's bigger after you put it together. | ||
| − | |||
# it's fun to do bad things | # it's fun to do bad things | ||
# it's in a good part of town | # it's in a good part of town | ||
| Line 1,616: | Line 1,352: | ||
# it's pretty dark in this box | # it's pretty dark in this box | ||
# It's smaller on the outside | # It's smaller on the outside | ||
| − | |||
# It's the little things | # It's the little things | ||
| − | |||
# Jesus Wept | # Jesus Wept | ||
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams. | # Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams. | ||
| Line 1,626: | Line 1,360: | ||
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much | # John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much | ||
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing | # John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing | ||
| − | |||
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing. | # Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing. | ||
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p | # Jugghead got nothing on me :p | ||
| Line 1,632: | Line 1,365: | ||
# just another cat video | # just another cat video | ||
# Just another day in paradise | # Just another day in paradise | ||
| − | |||
# Just combing my M.C. Escher | # Just combing my M.C. Escher | ||
# just cos() | # just cos() | ||
| Line 1,640: | Line 1,372: | ||
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever | # just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever | ||
# just look at that motherfucking satellite | # just look at that motherfucking satellite | ||
| − | |||
# Just one of those days | # Just one of those days | ||
# just playing with my pet | # just playing with my pet | ||
| − | |||
# Just some home decorating | # Just some home decorating | ||
# Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares. | # Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares. | ||
| Line 1,665: | Line 1,395: | ||
# Legal Issues | # Legal Issues | ||
# Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment | # Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway. | # Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway. | ||
# Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said. | # Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said. | ||
| Line 1,682: | Line 1,410: | ||
# like my new haircut? | # like my new haircut? | ||
# Like my new nails? | # Like my new nails? | ||
| − | |||
# linux compatible toaster at last! | # linux compatible toaster at last! | ||
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . . | # Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . . | ||
| Line 1,699: | Line 1,426: | ||
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! | # Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! | ||
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse! | # Look I genehacked a cowhorse! | ||
| − | |||
# look ma, no hands! | # look ma, no hands! | ||
# Look man, it's never gonna happen | # Look man, it's never gonna happen | ||
| Line 1,713: | Line 1,439: | ||
# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year | # Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year | ||
# Lost in Space... | # Lost in Space... | ||
| − | |||
# lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark? | # lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark? | ||
# Love is creepy | # Love is creepy | ||
| Line 1,720: | Line 1,445: | ||
# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon! | # Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon! | ||
# Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion | # Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion | ||
| − | |||
# Macklemore concert was awesome! | # Macklemore concert was awesome! | ||
# Made in god's own image, yessiree! | # Made in god's own image, yessiree! | ||
| Line 1,729: | Line 1,453: | ||
# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom! | # Making grape Plasma, om nom nom! | ||
# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic! | # Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic! | ||
| − | |||
# Man in the Moon slumming | # Man in the Moon slumming | ||
| − | |||
# Man or mouse? No need to decide! | # Man or mouse? No need to decide! | ||
# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled | # Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled | ||
| Line 1,750: | Line 1,472: | ||
# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea. | # Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea. | ||
# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building... | # Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building... | ||
| − | |||
# McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained | # McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained | ||
# me and all my friends | # me and all my friends | ||
| Line 1,758: | Line 1,479: | ||
# Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward! | # Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward! | ||
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments? | # Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments? | ||
| − | |||
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank! | # Meet the new CEO of my Bank! | ||
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then... | # memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then... | ||
# Mentos and lava | # Mentos and lava | ||
| − | |||
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring. | # Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring. | ||
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream | # Meritocracy is a pipe dream | ||
| Line 1,771: | Line 1,490: | ||
# Mistakes were made. | # Mistakes were made. | ||
# Mmm, Spider cake! | # Mmm, Spider cake! | ||
| − | |||
# mmm...vegemite... | # mmm...vegemite... | ||
| − | |||
# Modern art is getting a little too modern for me. | # Modern art is getting a little too modern for me. | ||
# modest pile of dinosaurs | # modest pile of dinosaurs | ||
| Line 1,782: | Line 1,499: | ||
# More advantages to USB type c revealed | # More advantages to USB type c revealed | ||
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh! | # More like, Peek-a-Pooh! | ||
| − | |||
# Moses lied to me. | # Moses lied to me. | ||
| − | |||
# Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered | # Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered | ||
# Muahahahahahah | # Muahahahahahah | ||
# My 7 picture is upside down | # My 7 picture is upside down | ||
# My baby is learning how to write! | # My baby is learning how to write! | ||
| − | |||
# My boyfriend finally proposed! | # My boyfriend finally proposed! | ||
# my castles stand on pillars of sand | # my castles stand on pillars of sand | ||
| Line 1,809: | Line 1,523: | ||
# My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? | # My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up? | ||
# My first selfie! | # My first selfie! | ||
| − | |||
# My four other heads and I are counting on your vote! | # My four other heads and I are counting on your vote! | ||
# my friend posing while a plane flies by | # my friend posing while a plane flies by | ||
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! | # MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST! | ||
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard. Thoughts? | # My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard. Thoughts? | ||
| − | |||
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords! | # My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords! | ||
# My gout's acting up again | # My gout's acting up again | ||
| Line 1,833: | Line 1,545: | ||
# my new duvet cover! | # my new duvet cover! | ||
# my new haircut only exists in another dimension | # my new haircut only exists in another dimension | ||
| + | # My new haircut! | ||
# My new haircut! | # My new haircut! | ||
# My new neighbor seems a bit odd | # My new neighbor seems a bit odd | ||
| Line 1,844: | Line 1,557: | ||
# My parents took away my phone privileges | # My parents took away my phone privileges | ||
# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes | # my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes | ||
| − | |||
# My roommate Just got home and barged into my room | # My roommate Just got home and barged into my room | ||
| − | |||
# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own... | # my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own... | ||
# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well... | # My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well... | ||
| Line 1,855: | Line 1,566: | ||
# my time machine isn't working again! D: | # my time machine isn't working again! D: | ||
# my toothache has got worse recently | # my toothache has got worse recently | ||
| − | |||
# My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site! | # My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site! | ||
# my wonderful dad! | # my wonderful dad! | ||
| Line 1,886: | Line 1,596: | ||
# New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding | # New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding | ||
# new phone who dis | # new phone who dis | ||
| − | |||
# New selfy stick you can hold with your foot | # New selfy stick you can hold with your foot | ||
# New Super Mario bros in real life! | # New Super Mario bros in real life! | ||
| Line 1,892: | Line 1,601: | ||
# new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me | # new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me | ||
# Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack | # Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack | ||
| − | |||
# NICE MULTIPANTS | # NICE MULTIPANTS | ||
# night sledding deserves a quiet night | # night sledding deserves a quiet night | ||
| − | |||
# No guitar without a sombrero | # No guitar without a sombrero | ||
# No lie, this is delicious | # No lie, this is delicious | ||
| Line 1,914: | Line 1,621: | ||
# nonononononononononononononononononononononononono | # nonononononononononononononononononononononononono | ||
# Nope nope nope nope nope | # Nope nope nope nope nope | ||
| − | |||
# Not a fruit | # Not a fruit | ||
# Not Again :( | # Not Again :( | ||
| − | |||
# Not as healthy as it looks | # Not as healthy as it looks | ||
# Not even once | # Not even once | ||
| − | |||
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is. | # Not gonna lie. No idea what this is. | ||
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets. | # Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets. | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# Note: HUGE SUCCess | # Note: HUGE SUCCess | ||
# Nothing new under the sun | # Nothing new under the sun | ||
| − | |||
# Notice anything different? | # Notice anything different? | ||
# Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted. | # Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted. | ||
| − | |||
# Now turn it upside-down | # Now turn it upside-down | ||
# Now we play... the most dangerous game | # Now we play... the most dangerous game | ||
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle. | # Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle. | ||
| − | |||
# now you're hungry too. | # now you're hungry too. | ||
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader | # Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader | ||
| Line 1,942: | Line 1,641: | ||
# obsession is a dangerous thing | # obsession is a dangerous thing | ||
# Office gamification has got out of hand. | # Office gamification has got out of hand. | ||
| − | |||
# Oh bother not again | # Oh bother not again | ||
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again! | # oh damn! it's that time of the year again! | ||
| Line 1,948: | Line 1,646: | ||
# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!! | # OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!! | ||
# Oh god is it still following me? | # Oh god is it still following me? | ||
| − | |||
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE | # OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE | ||
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! | # OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! | ||
| Line 1,962: | Line 1,659: | ||
# Oh no, it's the moon | # Oh no, it's the moon | ||
# Oh No! Not again! | # Oh No! Not again! | ||
| + | # Oh no! Not Again. | ||
# Oh no! Not again. | # Oh no! Not again. | ||
| − | |||
# Oh shit, not again. | # Oh shit, not again. | ||
# Oh, Canada... | # Oh, Canada... | ||
| − | |||
# oh, is that godot? Finally... | # oh, is that godot? Finally... | ||
# Oh, that's where I left them! | # Oh, that's where I left them! | ||
| Line 1,973: | Line 1,669: | ||
# Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast. | # Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast. | ||
# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut | # Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut | ||
| − | |||
# omfg, space bugs | # omfg, space bugs | ||
# OMG Becky look at her butt | # OMG Becky look at her butt | ||
| Line 1,983: | Line 1,678: | ||
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up. | # On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up. | ||
# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work | # On the plus side, the exhaust system does work | ||
| − | |||
# one does not simply wok into mordor | # one does not simply wok into mordor | ||
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day | # one electrocution can ruin your entire day | ||
| Line 1,994: | Line 1,688: | ||
# Only 90s kids will remember | # Only 90s kids will remember | ||
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap. | # Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap. | ||
| − | |||
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia! | # onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia! | ||
# oompa loompa diggeti doo | # oompa loompa diggeti doo | ||
| − | |||
# Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat | # Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat | ||
# oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening | # oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening | ||
| Line 2,004: | Line 1,696: | ||
# Optimus prime was having a bad day. | # Optimus prime was having a bad day. | ||
# Otters. They are the craziest. | # Otters. They are the craziest. | ||
| − | |||
# our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems | # our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems | ||
# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand | # Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand | ||
| Line 2,012: | Line 1,703: | ||
# Oy, my giblets! | # Oy, my giblets! | ||
# Pac-man's missing piece | # Pac-man's missing piece | ||
| − | |||
# Pants Optional | # Pants Optional | ||
# paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle | # paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle | ||
| Line 2,041: | Line 1,731: | ||
# picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama | # picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama | ||
# PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary | # PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary | ||
| − | |||
# Pintsize what are you doing?! | # Pintsize what are you doing?! | ||
# Pizza TIME | # Pizza TIME | ||
| Line 2,047: | Line 1,736: | ||
# Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud | # Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud | ||
# Please send help. | # Please send help. | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes | # Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes | ||
# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag | # Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag | ||
| Line 2,064: | Line 1,751: | ||
# pronounced duh-jango | # pronounced duh-jango | ||
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!! | # Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!! | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | # PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one | ||
# Proof: loch ness monster. | # Proof: loch ness monster. | ||
| Line 2,076: | Line 1,761: | ||
# Quite. | # Quite. | ||
# QWANTZ Fanfic | # QWANTZ Fanfic | ||
| − | |||
# racing stripes on hoodies are cool. | # racing stripes on hoodies are cool. | ||
# Ramen is squishy and soft | # Ramen is squishy and soft | ||
# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD | # RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD | ||
# Real Eyes Realize real lies. | # Real Eyes Realize real lies. | ||
| − | |||
# real letters have curves #Serif | # real letters have curves #Serif | ||
# Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr! | # Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr! | ||
# really not how I thought I would die | # really not how I thought I would die | ||
| − | |||
# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die. | # Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die. | ||
| − | |||
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday! | # rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday! | ||
# release the kraken | # release the kraken | ||
| Line 2,096: | Line 1,777: | ||
# reverse et | # reverse et | ||
# reverse microwave oven | # reverse microwave oven | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# rm -rf / | # rm -rf / | ||
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister | # Roadrunner is the new transport minister | ||
| Line 2,104: | Line 1,783: | ||
# rock beats scissors | # rock beats scissors | ||
# Rock, paper, FACE | # Rock, paper, FACE | ||
| − | |||
# rodeo!! | # rodeo!! | ||
# rofl | # rofl | ||
| − | |||
# Rollerskating always was overrated | # Rollerskating always was overrated | ||
# run little ghost, run! | # run little ghost, run! | ||
| Line 2,119: | Line 1,796: | ||
# Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it | # Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it | ||
# Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman? | # Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman? | ||
| − | |||
# school's out! | # school's out! | ||
# Scientists create first man-clock hybrid | # Scientists create first man-clock hybrid | ||
| Line 2,134: | Line 1,810: | ||
# Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000. | # Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000. | ||
# Selfie in the morning | # Selfie in the morning | ||
| − | |||
# senpai noticed me! ^_^ | # senpai noticed me! ^_^ | ||
# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again. | # sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again. | ||
| Line 2,140: | Line 1,815: | ||
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians | # share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians | ||
# She's got interesting taste in men. | # She's got interesting taste in men. | ||
| − | |||
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing | # Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing | ||
| − | |||
# should i see a doctor about this? | # should i see a doctor about this? | ||
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really | # Should I sue my hairdresser or not really | ||
# SIDE GOER 4 | # SIDE GOER 4 | ||
# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments. | # Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments. | ||
| − | |||
# Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | # Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | ||
| − | |||
# smile for the camera! | # smile for the camera! | ||
# Smile! You're on Candid Microscope | # Smile! You're on Candid Microscope | ||
| Line 2,157: | Line 1,828: | ||
# Snowman accident | # Snowman accident | ||
# So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today! | # So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today! | ||
| − | |||
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old | # so I went and summoned hitler but he got old | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it | # so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it | ||
# So long and thanks for all the fish! | # So long and thanks for all the fish! | ||
# So long, and thanks for all the fish | # So long, and thanks for all the fish | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night | # So that's where that hour went on Sunday night | ||
# So thats What Jesus did | # So thats What Jesus did | ||
| − | |||
# So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice. | # So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice. | ||
# So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? | # So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? | ||
| Line 2,176: | Line 1,840: | ||
# So, this happened. | # So, this happened. | ||
# so. sick. of. this. pic. | # so. sick. of. this. pic. | ||
| − | |||
# So... those were real | # So... those were real | ||
# So...Magnets, right? | # So...Magnets, right? | ||
# Solo Thumbwar | # Solo Thumbwar | ||
# solve all your problems with hemlock | # solve all your problems with hemlock | ||
| − | |||
# some men just want to watch the world burn. | # some men just want to watch the world burn. | ||
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub | # Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub | ||
| − | |||
# someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means... | # someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means... | ||
# someone take this banana off my face | # someone take this banana off my face | ||
| Line 2,216: | Line 1,877: | ||
# Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. | # Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it. | ||
# stay out of my house, santa | # stay out of my house, santa | ||
| − | |||
# Step 1: Jump the shark. | # Step 1: Jump the shark. | ||
# sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX | # sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX | ||
| Line 2,223: | Line 1,883: | ||
# Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris." | # Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris." | ||
# still better than last year in ottawa | # still better than last year in ottawa | ||
| − | |||
# still, i think it was a good idea | # still, i think it was a good idea | ||
# stipple slash of saturn | # stipple slash of saturn | ||
| Line 2,231: | Line 1,890: | ||
# stork carrying a babby rabbit! | # stork carrying a babby rabbit! | ||
# straight out of the hacker's jargon file! | # straight out of the hacker's jargon file! | ||
| − | |||
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'... | # Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'... | ||
| − | |||
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty | # Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty | ||
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML! | # Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML! | ||
| − | |||
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite? | # Submarine-world promblems, amirite? | ||
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative. | # such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative. | ||
# such lambda | # such lambda | ||
# Sun deflation: optimal | # Sun deflation: optimal | ||
| − | |||
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... | # sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... | ||
| − | |||
# super high intensity training at NORAD | # super high intensity training at NORAD | ||
| − | |||
# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo! | # SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo! | ||
# Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love? | # Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love? | ||
| − | |||
# T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold | # T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold | ||
# Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston. | # Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston. | ||
| Line 2,266: | Line 1,918: | ||
# Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary | # Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary | ||
# Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant | # Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant | ||
| − | |||
# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system | # thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system | ||
# Thanks Obama! | # Thanks Obama! | ||
| Line 2,272: | Line 1,923: | ||
# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits. | # that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits. | ||
# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you. | # That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you. | ||
| − | |||
# That is one dapper bird. | # That is one dapper bird. | ||
# That is, in fact, a squirrel. | # That is, in fact, a squirrel. | ||
| Line 2,289: | Line 1,939: | ||
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG! | # THAT'S NUMBERWANG! | ||
# that's one nasty burn! | # that's one nasty burn! | ||
| − | |||
# That's too much, man! | # That's too much, man! | ||
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now? | # that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now? | ||
| − | |||
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart. | # The abyss stares longingly into my heart. | ||
| − | |||
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond | # The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond | ||
# The basis for fast and furious 13. | # The basis for fast and furious 13. | ||
| − | |||
# The best brick joke possible. | # The best brick joke possible. | ||
| − | |||
# The birds found the hobbit hole | # The birds found the hobbit hole | ||
# The building blocks of life | # The building blocks of life | ||
| Line 2,328: | Line 1,973: | ||
# the game begins... | # the game begins... | ||
# the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game | # the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game | ||
| − | |||
# The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today. | # The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today. | ||
# The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne! | # The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne! | ||
| Line 2,349: | Line 1,993: | ||
# The little prince is full of siht | # The little prince is full of siht | ||
# the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books | # the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books | ||
| − | |||
# The magic smoke escaped :( | # The magic smoke escaped :( | ||
# The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes! | # The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes! | ||
| Line 2,358: | Line 2,001: | ||
# The moon looks weird today | # The moon looks weird today | ||
# The Moon Will Eat What it will | # The Moon Will Eat What it will | ||
| − | |||
# The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST.... | # The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST.... | ||
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack. | # The new Doctor Who is quite the quack. | ||
| Line 2,364: | Line 2,006: | ||
# the new usb feels like a step backward | # the new usb feels like a step backward | ||
# The newest Olympic sport | # The newest Olympic sport | ||
| + | # The next generation of crypto currencies | ||
# The next generation of crypto currencies | # The next generation of crypto currencies | ||
# The ninetys called, and I had to answer. | # The ninetys called, and I had to answer. | ||
# The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom... | # The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom... | ||
# the oceans are made of sky tears | # the oceans are made of sky tears | ||
| − | |||
# the only people for me are the mad ones | # the only people for me are the mad ones | ||
# The press conference lasted shorter than expected! | # The press conference lasted shorter than expected! | ||
| Line 2,378: | Line 2,020: | ||
# the rest is darkness and decay | # the rest is darkness and decay | ||
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening | # The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening | ||
| − | |||
# The rook is getting closer. Help me. | # The rook is getting closer. Help me. | ||
# the saddest moment of my childhood | # the saddest moment of my childhood | ||
| Line 2,403: | Line 2,044: | ||
# The weight of life in a starry landscape | # The weight of life in a starry landscape | ||
# the world isn't flat, it's a cube! | # the world isn't flat, it's a cube! | ||
| − | |||
# The Zebra was lying down | # The Zebra was lying down | ||
| − | |||
# their love was doomed from the start... | # their love was doomed from the start... | ||
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle... | # Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle... | ||
# Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll | # Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll | ||
# There goes the neighborhood... | # There goes the neighborhood... | ||
| − | |||
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. | # There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. | ||
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay. | # There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay. | ||
| Line 2,418: | Line 2,056: | ||
# There's a third bump, growing fast | # There's a third bump, growing fast | ||
# There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni. | # There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni. | ||
| − | |||
# These aren't my sandwiches | # These aren't my sandwiches | ||
# These cravings will never stop | # These cravings will never stop | ||
# These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable! | # These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable! | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather | # These two impress me every single day! #proudfather | ||
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!! | # THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!! | ||
| − | |||
# they dont need us anymore | # they dont need us anymore | ||
# they had no idea the damage they had done | # they had no idea the damage they had done | ||
| Line 2,436: | Line 2,070: | ||
# They see me rolling, they hating | # They see me rolling, they hating | ||
# they told me carrots were good for eye health | # they told me carrots were good for eye health | ||
| − | |||
# they're all dead, dave. | # they're all dead, dave. | ||
# They're all watching me | # They're all watching me | ||
| Line 2,460: | Line 2,093: | ||
# THis is a love/hate poem. | # THis is a love/hate poem. | ||
# This is exactly what you think it is | # This is exactly what you think it is | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# This is how we celebrate easter usually | # This is how we celebrate easter usually | ||
# This is how you get ants! | # This is how you get ants! | ||
| Line 2,472: | Line 2,103: | ||
# This is not a camera, it's a washing machine! | # This is not a camera, it's a washing machine! | ||
# this is not what i meant it to be | # this is not what i meant it to be | ||
| − | |||
# This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!! | # This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!! | ||
# This is still what I had for breakfast | # This is still what I had for breakfast | ||
| Line 2,480: | Line 2,110: | ||
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth | # this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth | ||
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet | # this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet | ||
| − | |||
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world. | # This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world. | ||
| − | |||
# this is the weirdest hickey. | # this is the weirdest hickey. | ||
| − | |||
# This is twitter, right? #confused | # This is twitter, right? #confused | ||
# This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents | # This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents | ||
| Line 2,491: | Line 2,118: | ||
# This is what I do on friday evenings now | # This is what I do on friday evenings now | ||
# This is what i had for breakfast | # This is what i had for breakfast | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# This is why I'm not an EMT | # This is why I'm not an EMT | ||
# This is why we can't have good things | # This is why we can't have good things | ||
| Line 2,511: | Line 2,136: | ||
# This photo was taken from my iphone | # This photo was taken from my iphone | ||
# this plot is odd. | # this plot is odd. | ||
| − | |||
# This squirrel really knows how to cook | # This squirrel really knows how to cook | ||
# this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe? | # this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe? | ||
| Line 2,523: | Line 2,147: | ||
# This will require more delta-V than we expected. | # This will require more delta-V than we expected. | ||
# This would be a great Emoji | # This would be a great Emoji | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# those weren't Altoids. | # those weren't Altoids. | ||
# Threaten large birds... check. | # Threaten large birds... check. | ||
| Line 2,530: | Line 2,152: | ||
# Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest | # Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest | ||
# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker | # Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# Time to reap the whirlwind! | # Time to reap the whirlwind! | ||
# tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat | # tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat | ||
| Line 2,575: | Line 2,194: | ||
# Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind | # Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind | ||
# Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest. | # Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest. | ||
| − | |||
# two great tastes that go great together | # two great tastes that go great together | ||
# Tycho and gabe stepped up their game | # Tycho and gabe stepped up their game | ||
| Line 2,581: | Line 2,199: | ||
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view. | # Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view. | ||
# Ugh, i'll never understand art. | # Ugh, i'll never understand art. | ||
| − | |||
# Uglier than modern art | # Uglier than modern art | ||
| − | |||
# um no. | # um no. | ||
# uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT... | # uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT... | ||
| Line 2,590: | Line 2,206: | ||
# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders | # unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders | ||
# Universe man, Universe man... | # Universe man, Universe man... | ||
| − | |||
# Unzipped sock | # Unzipped sock | ||
# USB SUX | # USB SUX | ||
| Line 2,601: | Line 2,216: | ||
# vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost. | # vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost. | ||
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us! | # Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us! | ||
| − | |||
# Visited mom today | # Visited mom today | ||
| − | |||
# Visual representation of Dubstep | # Visual representation of Dubstep | ||
# void main() { fork; } | # void main() { fork; } | ||
| − | |||
# Wait ... what? I don't even... | # Wait ... what? I don't even... | ||
# Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon? | # Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon? | ||
| Line 2,618: | Line 2,230: | ||
# wake up sheeple! | # wake up sheeple! | ||
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!! | # Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!! | ||
| − | |||
# Wake up, sheeple. | # Wake up, sheeple. | ||
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying | # walked in on my roommate being terrifying | ||
| − | |||
# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately. | # Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately. | ||
# Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air | # Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air | ||
| Line 2,644: | Line 2,254: | ||
# We look into each other's eyes as we drive. it's to show our love. | # We look into each other's eyes as we drive. it's to show our love. | ||
# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code. | # We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code. | ||
| − | |||
# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky. | # We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky. | ||
# we sail the ocean orange | # we sail the ocean orange | ||
| Line 2,658: | Line 2,267: | ||
# welcome to the internet | # welcome to the internet | ||
# welcome to the space jam | # welcome to the space jam | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question! | # Well, I guess than answers the age-old question! | ||
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again | # Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again | ||
| Line 2,669: | Line 2,276: | ||
# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken. | # Well, you can't fix what isn't broken. | ||
# Welp, there's your problem | # Welp, there's your problem | ||
| − | |||
# WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO | # WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO | ||
# WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!? | # WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!? | ||
| Line 2,677: | Line 2,283: | ||
# WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING! | # WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING! | ||
# What are pixels? | # What are pixels? | ||
| − | |||
# What are you, a dictionary? | # What are you, a dictionary? | ||
# What could go wrong? | # What could go wrong? | ||
# What could possibly go wrong™? | # What could possibly go wrong™? | ||
| − | |||
# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians? | # What do you mean it wasn't set to radians? | ||
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid. | # What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid. | ||
# What do you see? I see a cat! | # What do you see? I see a cat! | ||
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens | # what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens | ||
| − | |||
# What has science done?! | # What has science done?! | ||
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon | # What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon | ||
| Line 2,692: | Line 2,295: | ||
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron? | # What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron? | ||
# What in the hell was I thinking ? | # What in the hell was I thinking ? | ||
| − | |||
# What is your Pony Personality? | # What is your Pony Personality? | ||
| − | |||
# what to have for breakfast? | # what to have for breakfast? | ||
# What, Me worry? | # What, Me worry? | ||
| Line 2,701: | Line 2,302: | ||
# What's this thing here in the bathroom? | # What's this thing here in the bathroom? | ||
# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it | # whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it | ||
| − | |||
# When everything looks like a hammer | # When everything looks like a hammer | ||
| − | |||
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here | # When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here | ||
# When in doubt, just blow on it! | # When in doubt, just blow on it! | ||
| Line 2,714: | Line 2,313: | ||
# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen. | # when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen. | ||
# when you see it... | # when you see it... | ||
| − | |||
# Where are the three sea shells? | # Where are the three sea shells? | ||
# Where did THAT come from? | # Where did THAT come from? | ||
| Line 2,725: | Line 2,323: | ||
# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet? | # which end is the head of a chocolate cornet? | ||
# whiskers expecting a new friend :) | # whiskers expecting a new friend :) | ||
| − | |||
# Who came first? | # Who came first? | ||
# who do you think I am? | # who do you think I am? | ||
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!! | # Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!! | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones? | # Who Made all these Don quixote clones? | ||
| − | |||
# Who put import superman in the python configuration script? | # Who put import superman in the python configuration script? | ||
# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon? | # Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon? | ||
| Line 2,739: | Line 2,333: | ||
# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?! | # Who the fck deleted development branch?!?! | ||
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this! | # Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this! | ||
| − | |||
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON? | # WHO'S THAT POKEMON? | ||
# Who's that Pokémon? | # Who's that Pokémon? | ||
| Line 2,760: | Line 2,353: | ||
# WHY WHY WHY #WHY | # WHY WHY WHY #WHY | ||
# Why? | # Why? | ||
| − | |||
# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before | # with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before | ||
| − | |||
# WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6 | # WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6 | ||
# Woops, miscounted. sorry. | # Woops, miscounted. sorry. | ||
# Words, words, words | # Words, words, words | ||
# Works fine with a custom linux kernel | # Works fine with a custom linux kernel | ||
| − | |||
# wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS | # wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS | ||
# worst horse ever :( | # worst horse ever :( | ||
# Worst pokemon ever | # Worst pokemon ever | ||
| − | |||
# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1. | # worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1. | ||
# Worth it for the karma. | # Worth it for the karma. | ||
| Line 2,783: | Line 2,372: | ||
# WTF!? | # WTF!? | ||
# wwmd: what would mcgyver do? | # wwmd: what would mcgyver do? | ||
| − | |||
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok? | # Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok? | ||
# Yeah... never gonna happen | # Yeah... never gonna happen | ||
| Line 2,789: | Line 2,377: | ||
# Yes, finally the proof I am looking for! | # Yes, finally the proof I am looking for! | ||
# Yes, I followed the instructions! | # Yes, I followed the instructions! | ||
| − | |||
# Yesterday was not good | # Yesterday was not good | ||
# yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron" | # yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron" | ||
| Line 2,801: | Line 2,388: | ||
# you know what they say about guys with big feet | # you know what they say about guys with big feet | ||
# you know, for kids | # you know, for kids | ||
| − | |||
# You must be new here. | # You must be new here. | ||
| − | |||
# You want to know how i got these scars? | # You want to know how i got these scars? | ||
# YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN! | # YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN! | ||
| − | |||
# You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not. | # You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not. | ||
# you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found | # you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found | ||
# You'll never guess what happens next... | # You'll never guess what happens next... | ||
# you're not as good at this as you think you are. | # you're not as good at this as you think you are. | ||
| − | |||
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb. | # Your conspiracy theories are dumb. | ||
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience. | # Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience. | ||
| − | |||
# Zeus takes his revenge | # Zeus takes his revenge | ||
# Zoidgebra 101 | # Zoidgebra 101 | ||
| Line 2,823: | Line 2,405: | ||
# 突っ込むところもねい！ | # 突っ込むところもねい！ | ||
| − | === | + | ===Old feed text=== |
| − | + | 183 strings found in the feed text before I started recording permalinks. It is my expectation that these will eventually be found again, associated with permalinks. Saving here temporarily. | |
| − | + | # No wants to hear me talk about my cat | |
| − | It is my expectation that these will eventually be found again, associated with permalinks. Saving here temporarily. | + | # Prius Love |
| − | + | # Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered | |
| − | + | # This trebuchet is set to self-destruct! | |
| − | # | + | # Foiled again by the bell curve |
| − | # | + | # My hero |
| − | # | + | # Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know |
| − | # | + | # My house is my castle |
| − | + | # anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend. | |
| − | + | # did this exist as a microwave? | |
| − | + | # Anyone craving some soup right about now? | |
| − | + | # CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding. | |
| − | + | # monkey movember | |
| − | + | # #blessed | |
| − | + | # Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich | |
| − | # | + | # Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub |
| − | # | + | # Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever |
| − | # | + | # "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER" |
| − | # | + | # Ted Cruz 20-Infinity |
| − | # | + | # My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site! |
| − | # | + | # I lost my wrist |
| − | # | + | # The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST.... |
| − | # | + | # Mars Instant Messenger Prototype |
| − | # | + | # still, i think it was a good idea |
| − | # | + | # One of the less popular Transformers. |
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road | # damnit, another drunken tree in the road | ||
| − | # | + | # What in the hell was I thinking ? |
| − | + | # Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts. | |
| − | + | # The next generation of crypto currencies | |
| − | + | # LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE. | |
| − | # | + | # AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER. |
| − | + | # THis is a love/hate poem. | |
| − | # | + | # I wish I could afford the monopolar model... |
| − | # | + | # 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation |
| − | # | + | # And so the hunt begins! |
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn! | # Guys, I Found a Unicorn! | ||
| − | # | + | # Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen |
| − | # | + | # Oh shit, not again. |
| − | + | # PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH | |
| − | + | # Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair! | |
| − | + | # i was told this came with a bowl of soup. | |
| − | # | + | # The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon |
| − | + | # at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock | |
| − | # | + | # I should really separate those |
| − | + | # new drupal logo | |
| − | + | # good old troubleshootin' | |
| − | + | # memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then... | |
| − | + | # Tycoon Simulator 2015 | |
| − | + | # My new haircut! | |
| − | + | # actually, around here we itemize our taxes | |
| − | + | # Look man, it's never gonna happen | |
| − | + | # Do the Harlem Shake | |
| − | # | + | # Life on the moon. |
| − | + | # Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain. | |
| − | + | # it's not what you think | |
| − | # | + | # You are not a good person |
| − | # I | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # I | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# It's a cat ass trophy | # It's a cat ass trophy | ||
| − | # | + | # Hat in the cat strike back! |
| − | # | + | # ... It's about ethics in games journalism. |
| − | + | # This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days | |
| − | + | # where do all the cheetos go | |
| − | # | + | # such lambda |
| − | # | + | # Does this look infected? |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# my castles stand on pillars of sand | # my castles stand on pillars of sand | ||
| − | # | + | # #justnasathings |
| − | # | + | # What are you, a dictionary? |
| − | # | + | # Why did the cypress cross the road? |
| − | # | + | # I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard |
| − | # | + | # Help! HELP! I need an adult |
| − | + | # Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams. | |
| − | + | # This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world. | |
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh | # Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh | ||
| − | # | + | # waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo |
| − | + | # I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right | |
| − | + | # got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag | |
| − | + | # They're watching us. | |
| − | + | # Proof: loch ness monster. | |
| − | # | + | # ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data. |
| − | + | # Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers | |
| − | # | + | # Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker |
| − | + | # Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?! | |
| − | # | + | # Amazing! Discovery! on mars! |
| − | # | + | # New microwave over cures/causes cancer! |
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack. | # The new Doctor Who is quite the quack. | ||
| − | # | + | # bob ross has only become more powerful in death |
| − | + | # First day at school | |
| − | + | # BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! | |
| − | # | + | # The dress is black and white! |
| − | # | + | # It's bigger after you put it together. |
| − | + | # If you've got a moustache... | |
| − | + | # Look at my new blue dress! | |
| − | + | # where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes | |
| − | + | # someone take this banana off my face | |
| − | + | # DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!! | |
| − | + | # Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard | |
| − | + | # QWANTZ Fanfic | |
| − | # | + | # FENTON!!! FENTON! |
| − | # | + | # omg too much chiplote |
| − | + | # PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions | |
| − | # | + | # Dawn: The Final day |
| − | + | # Not gonna lie. No idea what this is. | |
| − | + | # Starbucks <3 <3 <3 | |
| − | + | # "Cat-like Reflexes" | |
| − | + | # crenellate good times, c'Mon! | |
| − | + | # HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO | |
| − | + | # My 7 picture is upside down | |
| − | + | # i'm being ironic | |
| − | + | # you know what they say about guys with big feet | |
| − | + | # could anyone help me find my contacts? | |
| − | # | + | # photobombed again |
| − | + | # Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon | |
| − | + | # Pintsize what are you doing?! | |
| − | # | + | # He's been there for three days |
| − | # | + | # Found this mushroom, thought of you |
| − | # | + | # Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you! |
| − | + | # HELP I'M just a pheasant | |
| − | + | # i'm really diggin' your shovel | |
| − | # | + | # Weather's Crazy today |
| − | # | + | # play it cool |
| − | # | + | # it's fun to do bad things |
| − | # | + | # This caught my eye |
| − | # | + | # Do my feet smell? |
| − | + | # I'm no longer welcome at the play centre. | |
| − | + | # rodeo!! | |
| − | + | # who sent me a bobcat? | |
| − | # | + | # And the least of the five evils is.... |
| − | # what | + | # peacekeeping mission is a total success |
| − | + | # do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider? | |
| − | + | # Like a G6, baby, like a g6 | |
| − | + | # What's this thing here in the bathroom? | |
| − | + | # I'm, like, a minecraft genie! | |
| − | + | # Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over? | |
| − | + | # #rememberthetitans | |
| − | # | + | # Does my hair look like it's thinning? |
| − | # | + | # Nom nom nom |
| − | # | + | # Pac-man's missing piece |
| − | # | + | # This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound. |
| − | # | + | # I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth |
| − | # | + | # breakfast in 'merica |
| − | # | + | # curiosity fed the cat |
| − | # you know what they say about guys with big feet | + | # Come back! We aren't really going to eat you! |
| − | # | + | # Dawn of the Bread |
| − | + | # #drbalanced | |
| − | # | + | # Massive orgy reaches climax |
| − | + | # i don't have time for this! | |
| − | + | # I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo | |
| − | + | # check out my new sauron fanfic | |
| − | + | # What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid. | |
| − | # | + | # so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it |
| − | # | + | # Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead. |
| − | # | + | # picture of my boyfriend |
| − | # | + | # #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo |
| − | # | + | # Not even once |
| − | # | + | # #Hashtag #ironicSelfie |
| − | # | + | # The last thing you see before you die |
| − | # | + | # Never divide by zero |
| − | # | + | # Click "Like" when you see it! |
| − | # | + | # ...monsters from the id... |
| − | # | + | # Angry sofa is angry. |
| − | # | + | # the dog scanned my homework |
| − | # | + | # awkward! . . . |
| − | # | + | # Open wide! |
| − | # | + | # gone fishing |
| − | # | + | # Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty |
| − | # | + | # the oceans are made of sky tears |
| − | # | + | # smile for the camera! |
| − | # | + | # If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist. |
| − | # | + | # has anyone seen my force field generator? |
| − | # | + | # Is there a bee on my nose? |
| − | # | + | # Nutritionists hate this simple trick |
| − | # | + | # well, the keys are definitely lost.... |
| − | # | + | # Before his untimely death. |
| − | # | + | # stay out of my house, santa |
| − | # | + | # rofl |
| − | # | + | # As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes! |
| − | # | + | # ▒☺▒ |
| − | # | + | # High Bro, five. |
| − | # | + | # i am wearing a bolo tie |
| − | # | + | # George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important. |
| − | # | + | # I blame lack of regulation |
| − | # | + | # Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag |
| − | # | + | # #teamplayer |
| − | # | + | # 'Murica, hell yeah! |
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | # | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
