Editing User:452

Jump to: navigation, search

Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.

The edit can be undone. Please check the comparison below to verify that this is what you want to do, and then save the changes below to finish undoing the edit.
Latest revision Your text
Line 1: Line 1:
 
==Status==
 
==Status==
*18:30, 4 July 2015 (UTC) Off-line. I'm no longer running my script, as it's just finding fewer and fewer results, likely because there are fewer and fewer people adding new content. Others are free to use my script.
+
<s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s>
 +
:Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
  
;Phase 1.
+
Well, fuck.  I hit the 2mb page limit at 10217 [[1506:_xkcloud/Permalinks|Permalinks]].  I have 15400 in my array.
:Saving reasons, usernames and text only.   No images or permalinks IDs saved.
+
 
 +
;Phase 1. (Running)
 +
:Saving reasons, usernames and text only. No images or permalinks IDs have been saved.
 
*All usernames have been found
 
*All usernames have been found
 
*All reasons for data loss have been found
 
*All reasons for data loss have been found
 
*The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%
 
*The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%
  
;Phase 2.
+
;Phase 2. (Running)
 
:Saving permalink and images IDs
 
:Saving permalink and images IDs
 
*The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.
 
*The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.
 
(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)
 
(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)
  
===Count history===
+
*Progress: 15400 IDs found so far, containing 1331 unique images and 1751 unique strings
*04-22: [25474] (unique: 2167) +80  /9
 
*04-21: [25396] (unique: 2158) +50  /4
 
*04-20: [25349] (unique: 2154) +60  /5
 
*04-19: [25281] (unique: 2149) +100 /3
 
*04-18: [25186] (unique: 2146) +100 /14
 
*04-17: [25046] (unique: 2132) +100 /7
 
*04-16: [24904] (unique: 2125) +200 /3
 
*04-15: [24727] (unique: 2122) +400 /15
 
*04-14: [24370] (unique: 2107) +500 /18
 
*04-13: [23886] (unique: 2089) +700 /13
 
*04-12: [23145] (unique: 2076) +800
 
*04-11: [22332]               
 
 
 
===Old status===
 
*<s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s> - Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
 
*Well, fuck.  I hit the 2mb page limit at 10217 [[1506:_xkcloud/Table of Permalinks|Permalinks]].
 
*After finding 17000 permalinks, my script has slowed down considerably, and is finding new content much less often.
 
*I'm glad I had already updated the wiki today, because my browser just crashed and I lost my array.  The fact that I've been keeping all ''unique'' data on the wiki means I can (mostly) rebuild my arrays and continue from where I left off.
 
*Import functions implemented, all saved feed data reloaded, script running again. I am no longer monitoring "pick an image"/"pick a caption" overlap, as it was over 95% anyway, and I was only updating this page with the ''unique'' prompt/captions not found in the feed.
 
*Welp, I was being lazy and hadn't updated in a while, and my browser crashed, losing a day's results. Resuming with previously saving data... (Incidentally, the browser crash is unrelated to the script running.)
 
*As can be seen by looking at the changes to the counts as I update each day, there is new content much less often.  Less than 100 new feed entries per day. On average, one every 14 mins. My script checks every 30 seconds, and it has currently been 50 minutes since any new content was found. (As I was typing this, a new feed entry was found, so it was almost exactly 50 minutes.)
 
*For the last several days, no new prompt content has been found, and the only feed content which has been found is content which was previously found in the prompts.  Unfortunately, at the current rate of discovery, it will take until at least September to find feed ids for all known prompt content.
 
  
 
==Feed==
 
==Feed==
Line 67: Line 48:
 
*V2. functions ids(), report(), report2() format results, must be run from console.
 
*V2. functions ids(), report(), report2() format results, must be run from console.
 
*V3. buttons and textboxes added to page eliminate both the need to use console to retrieve results, and user error.
 
*V3. buttons and textboxes added to page eliminate both the need to use console to retrieve results, and user error.
*V3.1 "feed_ids" button now outputs a minimum table containing at least one of each image and caption.  (Cutting 20436 down to 2555)
+
*V3.1 "feed_ids" button now outputs a minimum table containing at least one of each image and caption.  (Cutting 15577 down to 2464)
*V3.2 Improved "minimum" to cut 2555 down to 2026
+
*V4 Added ability to preload content into arrays, including feed_ids
 
*V4.1 removed functions to compare "pick an image" and "pick a caption" prompts, merged separate prompt arrays, added functions to compare these to the feed instead.
 
*V4.2 saving new feedids to local storage, added restore() function to reload these.
 
 
 
 
  <nowiki>xkcd = {
 
  <nowiki>xkcd = {
 
prompt_reasons      :[],
 
prompt_reasons      :[],
 
prompt_posters      :[],
 
prompt_posters      :[],
 
feed_posters        :[],
 
feed_posters        :[],
 
+
feed_ids            :[],
 +
feed_images        :[],
 +
feed_text          :[],
 +
prompt_album        :[],
 +
prompt_text        :[],
 
prompt_images      :[],
 
prompt_images      :[],
 
prompt_captions    :[],
 
prompt_captions    :[],
  
feed_table          :[], //dummy to create button
+
feed_images_only    :[],
feed_ids            :[],
+
feed_text_only      :[],
feed_images        :[],
 
feed_text          :[],
 
  
 +
prompt_albumonly    :[],
 +
prompt_textonly    :[],
 
prompt_imagesonly  :[],
 
prompt_imagesonly  :[],
 
prompt_captionsonly :[],
 
prompt_captionsonly :[],
  
 
desc: {
 
desc: {
prompt_reasons     :"Reasons for data loss",
+
prompt_reasons     :"Reasons for data loss",
prompt_posters     :"Usernames in the prompt",
+
prompt_posters     :"Usernames in the prompt",
feed_posters        :"Usernames in the feed",
+
feed_posters       :"Usernames in the feed",
 +
feed_ids          :"Permalinks in the feed",
 +
feed_images       :"Images in the feed",
 +
feed_text          :"Captions in the feed",
  
prompt_images       :"Images in prompts",
+
prompt_album      :"Images in 'pick an image' prompt",
prompt_captions    :"Captions in prompts",
+
prompt_text        :"Caption in 'pick an image' prompt",
 +
prompt_images     :"Images in 'pick an caption' prompt",
 +
prompt_captions   :"Captions in 'pick a caption' prompt",
 +
feed_images_only  :"Images which only appear in the feed, and not in either prompt",
 +
feed_text_only     :"Captions which only appear in the feed, and not in either prompt",
  
feed_table          :"Table of unique feed entries",
+
prompt_albumonly  :"Images in the 'pick an image' prompt and not the 'pick a caption' prompt.",
feed_ids            :"Permalinks in the feed",
+
prompt_textonly    :"Captions in the 'pick an image' prompt and not the 'pick a caption' prompt.",
feed_images        :"Images in the feed",
+
prompt_imagesonly :"Images in the 'pick an caption' prompt and not the 'pick a image' prompt.",
feed_text          :"Captions in the feed",
+
prompt_captionsonly :"Captions in the 'pick an caption' prompt and not the 'pick a image' prompt."
 
 
prompt_imagesonly   :"Images in prompts and not in the feed",
 
prompt_captionsonly :"Captions in prompts and not in the feed",
 
 
}
 
}
 
}
 
}
Line 117: Line 102:
 
.append($("<textarea>"));
 
.append($("<textarea>"));
 
$("#magic").append($("<button>").html("sort"));
 
$("#magic").append($("<button>").html("sort"));
$("#magic").append($("<input type='checkbox' id='loadarray'>")).append($("<label for='loadarray'>").html("Load array"));
 
 
$("#magic button").on( "click", function() {
 
$("#magic button").on( "click", function() {
 
update( $(this).html() );
 
update( $(this).html() );
 
});
 
});
 
}
 
}
init();
+
function check(field, value) {
 
 
function updatecounts(last) {
 
$("#ctitle").html((new Date()).toLocaleTimeString()
 
+"<br>Last found : "+last
 
+"<br>feed_ids: "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)
 
+"<br>prompt_captions: "+xkcd.prompt_captions.length
 
+"<br>prompt_images: "+xkcd.prompt_images.length
 
);
 
}
 
 
 
function additem(field, value) {
 
 
if (typeof value == "undefined") return;
 
if (typeof value == "undefined") return;
 
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
 
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
 
xkcd[field].push(value);
 
xkcd[field].push(value);
updatecounts(field+" : "+value);
+
console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
 
}
 
}
 
}
 
}
  
function next(recheck) {
+
function next() {
if (!recheck) recheck = "";
+
$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed/'+recheck).done(function (data) {
+
check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
if (typeof data.prompt != "undefined") {
+
check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
          additem("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
+
check("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
  additem("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
+
check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
 
+
if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
  additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
 
  additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.text);
 
  if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
 
 
for(i in data.prompt.album)
 
for(i in data.prompt.album)
additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.album[i]);
+
check("prompt_album", data.prompt.album[i]);
  
  if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
+
if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
 
for(i in data.prompt.captions)
 
for(i in data.prompt.captions)
additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
+
check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
        }
+
 
        if (data.text) data.feed = new Array(data);
 
 
for(i in data.feed) {
 
for(i in data.feed) {
additem("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
+
check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
 
feedentry = {
 
feedentry = {
 
img:  data.feed[i].img,
 
img:  data.feed[i].img,
 
text:  data.feed[i].text
 
text:  data.feed[i].text
 
};
 
};
if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] != "undefined") {
+
if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] == "undefined") {
  if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text && xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img) {
+
xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
    if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
 
$("#ctitle").before(
 
"Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed!"
 
+"<br>old: "+data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text
 
+"<br>new: "+feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text
 
);
 
    }
 
  }
 
 
} else {
 
} else {
tempNew = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
+
if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
if (tempNew == null) tempNew = new Array();
+
console.log("Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed");
if (tempNew.indexOf(data.feed[i].id) == -1)
+
console.log(feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text);
tempNew.push(data.feed[i].id);
+
console.log(data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text);
localStorage.setItem('NewFeedIDs', JSON.stringify(tempNew));
+
}
updatecounts("feed_id : "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)+" : "+data.feed[i].id);
 
 
}
 
}
xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
 
 
}
 
}
 +
 
});
 
});
window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
 
window.nextTimer = setTimeout('next()', 60000);
 
 
}
 
}
 
next();
 
next();
 +
setInterval('next()', 60000);
  
function mergearrays(array1, array2, prop) {
+
function update(which) {
   for(i in array2) {
+
   $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]);
    if (typeof array2[i] == "undefined") continue;
+
  temptest = "";
    if (!array2[i]) continue;
 
    if (prop) {
 
      if (typeof array2[i][prop] == "undefined") continue;
 
      if (!array2[i][prop]) continue;
 
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i][prop]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i][prop]);
 
    } else {
 
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i]);
 
    }
 
  }
 
}
 
function loadarray(which) {
 
 
   switch (which) {
 
   switch (which) {
    case "feed_ids":
 
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
 
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_table to load table");
 
        break;
 
      }
 
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
 
$("#desc").html("Loading list of feed_ids");
 
temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).replace(/# http/g, "# http").split("\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/");
 
temparray.shift();
 
for(i in temparray)
 
if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] == "undefined")
 
xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] = { img:null, text: null };
 
$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (urls)");
 
 
      }
 
      temparray = [];
 
    break;
 
 
    case "feed_table":
 
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
 
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_ids to load list of ids");
 
        break;
 
      }
 
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
 
        $("#desc").html("Loading table of feed_ids");
 
        temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n|-");
 
        temparray.shift();
 
for(i in temparray) {
 
temp2 = temparray[i].split("\n|");
 
xkcd.feed_ids[temp2[1].substr(28,36)] = { img: temp2[2].substr(29,36), text: temp2[3] };
 
}
 
$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (table)");
 
      }
 
      temparray = [];
 
      temp2 = [];
 
    break;
 
 
    case "prompt_captionsonly":
 
    case "prompt_imagesonly":
 
      which = which.slice(0,-4);
 
 
     case "feed_posters":
 
     case "feed_posters":
 
     case "prompt_posters":
 
     case "prompt_posters":
 
     case "prompt_reasons":
 
     case "prompt_reasons":
 +
    case "prompt_album":
 
     case "prompt_captions":
 
     case "prompt_captions":
 
     case "prompt_images":
 
     case "prompt_images":
      $("#desc").html("Loading into "+which);
+
    case "prompt_text":
      temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n# ")
+
//These are all simply arrays which require no additional formatting.
      if (temparray.length > 2) temparray.shift();
+
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
      mergearrays(xkcd[which], temparray);
+
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
      $("#desc").html("Loaded "+temparray.length+" into "+which);
 
      temparray = [];
 
 
     break;
 
     break;
 
+
     case "feed_ids":
    case "feed_text":
+
temp = { list: "", ids:"", img: [], text: [], countunique:0, countall:0 }
     case "feed_images":
 
      $("#desc").html(which+" must be loaded via feed_ids");
 
    break;
 
 
 
    default:
 
      $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
 
  }
 
}
 
 
 
function update(which) {
 
  if ($("#loadarray").prop('checked')) {
 
    if (which == "sort") {
 
      $("#desc").html(" (Ignoring the fact the 'load array' button is checked...");
 
    } else {
 
      loadarray(which);
 
      return;
 
    }
 
  }
 
  $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]);
 
  switch (which) {
 
    case "feed_posters":
 
    case "prompt_posters":
 
    case "prompt_reasons":
 
    case "prompt_captions":
 
    case "prompt_images":
 
//These are all simple arrays which require no additional formatting.
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
 
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
 
    break;
 
    case "feed_ids":
 
temp = { ids:"", countall:0 }
 
 
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
 
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
 
temp.countall++;
 
temp.countall++;
temp.ids  += "\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j;
+
if (temp.text.indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[j].text) == -1 || temp.img.indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) == -1) {
}
+
if (temp.text.indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[j].text) == -1) temp.text.push(xkcd.feed_ids[j].text);
$("#desc").append(" (all: "+temp.countall+")");
+
if (temp.img.indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) == -1) temp.img.push(xkcd.feed_ids[j].img);
$("#magic textarea").val("\n"+temp.ids);
+
temp.ids  += ", [http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]"
delete temp;
+
temp.list += "\n|-\n|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]"
    break;
+
+"\n|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].img
    case "feed_table":
+
+" "+xkcd.feed_ids[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]"
temp = { array: [], list: "", img: [], text: [], countunique:0, countall:0 }
+
+"\n|"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].text;
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
+
temp.countunique++;
temp.countall++;
 
if (xkcd.feed_ids[j].text && xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) { //can be null when duplicate
 
if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined || temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) {
 
if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined) temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] = 0;
 
if (temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] = 0;
 
temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text]++;
 
temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img]++;
 
temp.array[j] = { text: xkcd.feed_ids[j].text, img: xkcd.feed_ids[j].img }
 
}
 
 
}
 
}
}
 
for(j in temp.array) {
 
if (temp.text[temp.array[j].text] > 1 && temp.img[temp.array[j].img] > 1) {
 
temp.text[temp.array[j].text]--;
 
temp.img[temp.array[j].img]--;
 
continue;
 
}
 
temp.countunique++;
 
temp.list += "\n|-\n|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]"
 
+"\n|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ temp.array[j].img
 
+" "+temp.array[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]"
 
+"\n|"+ temp.array[j].text;
 
 
}
 
}
 
$("#desc").append(" (unique: "+temp.countunique+") (all: "+temp.countall+")");
 
$("#desc").append(" (unique: "+temp.countunique+") (all: "+temp.countall+")");
$("#magic textarea").val(temp.list+"\n|}\n");
+
$("#magic textarea").val(temp.list+"\n|}\n"+temp.ids);
 
delete temp;
 
delete temp;
 
     break;
 
     break;
 
 
     case "feed_text":
 
     case "feed_text":
 
     case "feed_images":
 
     case "feed_images":
 
tempwhich = which=="feed_text"?"text":"img";
 
tempwhich = which=="feed_text"?"text":"img";
+
for(i in xkcd.feed_ids)
mergearrays(xkcd[which], xkcd.feed_ids, tempwhich)
+
if (xkcd[which].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich]) == -1)
 
+
xkcd[which].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich]);
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
 
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
 
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
 
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
     break;
 
     break;
 +
    case "feed_images_only":
 +
    case "feed_text_only":
 +
tempwhich = which=="feed_text_only"?"feed_text":"feed_images";
 +
tempwhich2 = which=="feed_text_only"?"text":"img";
 +
temptest1 = which=="feed_text_only"?"prompt_text":"prompt_images";
 +
temptest2 = which=="feed_text_only"?"prompt_captions":"prompt_album";
  
    case "prompt_captionsonly":
+
for(i in xkcd.feed_ids)
    case "prompt_imagesonly":
+
if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich2]) == -1)
 
+
xkcd[tempwhich].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich2]);
tempprop = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"text":"img";
 
tempwhich = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"feed_text":"feed_images";
 
temptest = which.replace("only",""); //don't wipe
 
  
mergearrays(xkcd[tempwhich], xkcd.feed_ids, tempprop)
+
for(i in xkcd[tempwhich])
 
+
if (xkcd[temptest1].indexOf(xkcd[tempwhich][i]) == -1 && xkcd[temptest2].indexOf(xkcd[tempwhich][i]) == -1)
for(i in xkcd[temptest])
+
xkcd[which].push(xkcd[tempwhich][i]);
if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd[temptest][i]) == -1)
 
xkcd[which].push(xkcd[temptest][i]);
 
  
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
Line 358: Line 213:
 
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
xkcd[tempwhich] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
xkcd[tempwhich] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 +
    break;
 +
    case "prompt_textonly":
 +
if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_captions";
 +
    case "prompt_captionsonly":
 +
if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_text";
 +
    case "prompt_albumonly":
 +
if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_images";
 +
    case "prompt_imagesonly":
 +
if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_album";
  
 +
tempwhich = which.replace("only","");
 +
 +
for(i in xkcd[tempwhich])
 +
if (xkcd[temptest].indexOf(xkcd[tempwhich][i]) == -1)
 +
xkcd[which].push(xkcd[tempwhich][i]);
 +
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
 +
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
 +
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
     break;
 
     break;
 
     case "sort":
 
     case "sort":
temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n");
+
temparray = ("\n# "+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n# ");
temparray.shift();
 
 
temparray2 = [];
 
temparray2 = [];
mergearrays(temparray2, temparray)
+
for(i in temparray)
+
if (temparray[i].length && temparray2.indexOf(temparray[i]) == -1)
 +
temparray2.push(temparray[i]);
 
temparray2.sort(function (a, b) {
 
temparray2.sort(function (a, b) {
 
    return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase());  
 
    return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase());  
 
});
 
});
$("#magic textarea").val(temparray2.join("\n"));
+
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+temparray2.join("\n# "));
 
$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length);
 
$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length);
 
delete temparray, temparray2;
 
delete temparray, temparray2;
 
     break;
 
     break;
 
     default:
 
     default:
        $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
+
console.log("Oops"+which);
 
   }
 
   }
 
}
 
}
 +
function xkcdout() {
 +
xkcd.oldids = [];
 +
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) xkcd.oldids.push({ id:j, img:xkcd.feed_ids[j].img, text:xkcd.feed_ids[j].text });
  
function restore() {
+
$("#magic textarea").val("xkcdold = "+JSON.stringify(xkcd));
window.tempOld = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
 
if (window.tempOld == null) window.tempOld = new Array();
 
restoreLoop();
 
 
}
 
}
function restoreLoop() {
+
function xkcdin() {
if (window.tempOld.length) {
+
for(i in xkcd) xkcd[i] = xkcdold[i];
next(window.tempOld.pop());
+
for(i in xkcdold.oldids) xkcd.feed_ids[xkcdold.oldids[i].id] = { img: xkcdold.oldids[i].img, text: xkcdold.oldids[i].text }
window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
+
delete xkcd.oldids;
window.nextTimer = setTimeout('restoreLoop()', 5000);
+
delete xkcdold;
}
 
 
}
 
}
 
</nowiki>
 
</nowiki>
Line 399: Line 270:
  
 
<s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s>
 
<s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s>
:<s>Script updated to get all text fields.  Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.</s>
+
:Script updated to get all text fields.  Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.
:Script updated to get all text and image fields.  Feel free to adapt it to do whatever you want.
 
  
 
==Results==
 
==Results==
Line 407: Line 277:
 
*feed_posters: [205] - None new.
 
*feed_posters: [205] - None new.
  
*feed_table: [2252] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/Table_of_Permalinks]])
+
*feed_id: [15400] - [[1506:_xkcloud/Permalinks]]
*feed_id: [26733] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/List_of_Permalinks]])
 
 
 
*feed_images: [1528]
 
*prompt_images: [1697] (crashed and found again)
 
*prompt_images without permalinks: [169]
 
  
*feed_text: [1993]
+
*feed_images: [1331] (only: [7])
*prompt_captions: [2287] (crashed and found again)
+
*prompt_images: [832] (only: [1])
*prompt_captions without permalinks: [295]
+
*prompt_album: [1555] (only: [724])
  
Note: prompt_images and prompt_captions reset when my browser crashes, so it is ''not'' supposed to equal feed+without permalinks. I've re-added them here so I can keep track of daily changes.
+
*feed_text: [1751] (only: [8]) (old only: 224)
 +
*prompt_captions: [2086] (only: [683])
 +
*prompt_text: [1403] (only: [0])
  
 
===prompt_reasons===
 
===prompt_reasons===
:The only reason on [[1506:_xkcloud/Transcript]] that my script has not found is "not a hair question".  It's certainly a plausible reason, but I believe this reason has been removed.
+
:The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".
  
 
# +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
 
# +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
Line 531: Line 398:
 
# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
 
# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
  
===Captions ===
+
===Captions===
This is the combined list of all captions I have found, in the feed and in prompts.
 
  
 
#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
 
#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
Line 540: Line 406:
 
# ...And then we decided it was time to leave
 
# ...And then we decided it was time to leave
 
# ...Freudian sense tingling...
 
# ...Freudian sense tingling...
# ...just no.
 
 
# ...monsters from the id...
 
# ...monsters from the id...
 
# 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
 
# 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
Line 552: Line 417:
 
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
 
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
 
# "I am So. Much. More."
 
# "I am So. Much. More."
# "I Never watch porn"
 
 
# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
 
# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
 
# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
 
# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
 
# "Is it symmetric this way?"
 
# "Is it symmetric this way?"
 
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
 
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
# "Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
 
 
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
 
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
 
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
 
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
Line 564: Line 427:
 
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
 
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
 
# ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
 
# ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
 
 
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
 
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
 
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
 
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
 
# [user was banned for this text]
 
# [user was banned for this text]
 
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
 
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
# *glomp*
 
 
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
 
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
 
# *Tips fedora*
 
# *Tips fedora*
 +
# # :-(
 
# #720_no_scope
 
# #720_no_scope
 
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
 
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
 
# #awefullyNicetractsofland
 
# #awefullyNicetractsofland
# #beatingheartinabox
 
 
# #bedhead
 
# #bedhead
 
# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
 
# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
Line 581: Line 442:
 
# #bornthisway
 
# #bornthisway
 
# #BROKEN
 
# #BROKEN
# #Canadian internet #price gouging
 
 
# #CATSANDBIRDS
 
# #CATSANDBIRDS
 
# #caturday
 
# #caturday
Line 596: Line 456:
 
# #essentialsupplies
 
# #essentialsupplies
 
# #fallingfromorbit
 
# #fallingfromorbit
# #fishy!
 
 
# #flavorbomb
 
# #flavorbomb
 
# #giganticflower #headshot
 
# #giganticflower #headshot
Line 603: Line 462:
 
# #hashtag
 
# #hashtag
 
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
 
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
 
 
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 
# #hoax
 
# #hoax
Line 620: Line 478:
 
# #Nailpolish
 
# #Nailpolish
 
# #newhipsterbike
 
# #newhipsterbike
# #NewProfilepic
 
 
# #nofilter
 
# #nofilter
 
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
 
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
Line 638: Line 495:
 
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
 
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
# #sorrynotsorry
 
# #strangelyaroused
 
 
# #stublife
 
# #stublife
 
# #sudowoodoproblems
 
# #sudowoodoproblems
Line 648: Line 503:
 
# #toothproblems
 
# #toothproblems
 
# #twinsies
 
# #twinsies
# #underkill
 
 
# #vampiremirrorselfie
 
# #vampiremirrorselfie
 
# #Worstweekever
 
# #Worstweekever
 
# <3 hanging out with saruman
 
# <3 hanging out with saruman
# <reported for inappropriate content>
 
 
# >< ))*>
 
# >< ))*>
 
# ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
 
# ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
Line 667: Line 520:
 
# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
 
# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
 
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
 
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
# 100% legit free hugs
 
 
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
 
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
# 15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
 
 
# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
 
# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
 
# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
 
# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
Line 677: Line 528:
 
# 4 8 15 16 23 42
 
# 4 8 15 16 23 42
 
# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
 
# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
# 500 gold for the private show
 
 
# 5th of November went too far this year
 
# 5th of November went too far this year
# 7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
 
 
# 8.5 hours later...
 
# 8.5 hours later...
 
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
 
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
Line 691: Line 540:
 
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 
# A job so boring a bird could do it
 
# A job so boring a bird could do it
# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
 
# A land war in asia
 
 
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
 
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
 
# a spherical cow
 
# a spherical cow
 
# A window into my soul
 
# A window into my soul
# a/s/l?
 
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
# Aaaaaaaaaah
 
 
# Aaaaaargh
 
# Aaaaaargh
 
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
 
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
Line 714: Line 559:
 
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
 
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
 
# All flesh is grass
 
# All flesh is grass
# all I wanted was soup.
 
 
# All my selfies be like
 
# All my selfies be like
 
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
 
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
 
 
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.  
 
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.  
 
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
 
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
Line 736: Line 579:
 
# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
 
# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
 
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
 
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
# And so it began...
 
 
# And so the hunt begins!
 
# And so the hunt begins!
 
# and suddenly, popcorn
 
# and suddenly, popcorn
# and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
 
 
# AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
 
# AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
 
# And the least of the five evils is....
 
# And the least of the five evils is....
 
# and then there were nine
 
# and then there were nine
# And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
 
# And this, my dear, disproves the coriolis effect.
 
 
# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
 
# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
 
# and to think this is where it all started
 
# and to think this is where it all started
 
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 
# Angry sofa is angry.
 
# Angry sofa is angry.
# Animé girls don't look at explosions
 
 
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
 
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
 
# another day on california public transportation
 
# another day on california public transportation
Line 785: Line 623:
 
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
 
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
 
# Asteroids hate him!
 
# Asteroids hate him!
# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
 
 
# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
 
# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
# at last, validation
+
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
 
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock  
 
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock  
 
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
 
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
# At least someone's getting fed
 
 
# at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
 
# at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
# At that moment, something snapped.
 
 
# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
 
# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
 
# at times like this i ask, "why me?"
 
# at times like this i ask, "why me?"
Line 798: Line 633:
 
# australia is not NZ!
 
# australia is not NZ!
 
# AUUUGH
 
# AUUUGH
# Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
 
 
# Aw, yisss!
 
# Aw, yisss!
 
# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
 
# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
Line 809: Line 643:
 
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
 
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
 
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
 
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
# balloon ninja strikes again
 
 
# Banana invasion in progress
 
# Banana invasion in progress
 
# BANANANANANANANANANA
 
# BANANANANANANANANANA
Line 821: Line 654:
 
# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
 
# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
 
# Before his untimely death.
 
# Before his untimely death.
 +
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
 
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich  
 
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich  
 
# Belgium
 
# Belgium
 
# Best Christmas gift EVER!
 
# Best Christmas gift EVER!
 
# best day evar!!!!
 
# best day evar!!!!
# best easter ever
 
 
# Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
 
# Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
 
# Best Halloween costume yet!  
 
# Best Halloween costume yet!  
 
# Best map projection ever
 
# Best map projection ever
 
# best republican caucus ever!
 
# best republican caucus ever!
# best snowman ever!
 
 
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
 
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
 
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
 
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
Line 858: Line 690:
 
# bowTieght!
 
# bowTieght!
 
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.  
 
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.  
# Brb, burning house down
 
 
# breakfast in 'merica
 
# breakfast in 'merica
 
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
 
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
# Brittish think tank
 
 
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
 
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
Line 870: Line 700:
 
# But I wanted to see the roof...  #FirstWorldProblems
 
# But I wanted to see the roof...  #FirstWorldProblems
 
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
 
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
 
 
# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
 
# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
 
# Cakephants are my new friends
 
# Cakephants are my new friends
Line 877: Line 706:
 
# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
 
# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
 
# Can't believe what I almost threw away!
 
# Can't believe what I almost threw away!
# can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
 
 
# Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
 
# Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
 
# Cant explain that
 
# Cant explain that
# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
 
 
# capes are in fashion
 
# capes are in fashion
 
# Captain obvious strikes again
 
# Captain obvious strikes again
Line 898: Line 725:
 
# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
 
# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
 
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
 
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
# Check out my new OC
 
 
# check out my new pet
 
# check out my new pet
 
# check out my new sauron fanfic
 
# check out my new sauron fanfic
Line 904: Line 730:
 
# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
 
# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
 
# check out my usb sword!
 
# check out my usb sword!
# cheese = life
 
 
# Choose your snuggle toy
 
# Choose your snuggle toy
 
# Christ, what an asshole.
 
# Christ, what an asshole.
Line 911: Line 736:
 
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
 
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
 
# Click to show secret text
 
# Click to show secret text
# CLOCK FACE-OFF
 
 
# Close the pod bay door, Hal.
 
# Close the pod bay door, Hal.
 
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
 
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
Line 917: Line 741:
 
# come at me, pro!
 
# come at me, pro!
 
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
 
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
# Come on and Slam!
 
# come on iiiiin!
 
 
# Come on party people, put your hands together
 
# Come on party people, put your hands together
 
# come on, put on the slippers.
 
# come on, put on the slippers.
 
# Come with me on a journey into time and space
 
# Come with me on a journey into time and space
# Conflicting messages
 
 
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
 
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
 
# conserve yours until the last possible second
 
# conserve yours until the last possible second
Line 958: Line 779:
 
# Dance contest! #YOLO
 
# Dance contest! #YOLO
 
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
 
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
# Danger: low clearance
 
 
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
 
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
 
# Dawn of the Bread
 
# Dawn of the Bread
Line 966: Line 786:
 
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
 
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
 
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
 
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
# Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
 
# daylight savings time always throws me off
 
 
# Daylight spending time!
 
# Daylight spending time!
 
# Deal with it
 
# Deal with it
Line 977: Line 795:
 
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
 
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
# Did i remember to lock the car?
 
 
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 
# did this exist as a microwave?
 
# did this exist as a microwave?
Line 997: Line 814:
 
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
 
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
 
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
 
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
# Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
 
 
# does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
 
# does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
 
# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
 
# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
Line 1,008: Line 824:
 
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
 
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
 
# dOG SHAMING
 
# dOG SHAMING
# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
 
 
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
 
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
 
# Dominos delivers!
 
# Dominos delivers!
Line 1,021: Line 836:
 
# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
 
# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
 
# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
 
# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
# Don't you know the Dewey decimal system!?!?!?!?
 
 
# Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
 
# Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
 
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
 
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
Line 1,027: Line 841:
 
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
 
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
 
# Down time
 
# Down time
# Drat, the internet is leaking again.
 
 
# drill baby drill!
 
# drill baby drill!
 
# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
 
# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
Line 1,046: Line 859:
 
# Eat my shorts
 
# Eat my shorts
 
# Eating my breakfast!
 
# Eating my breakfast!
# eclipse o'clock
 
 
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
 
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
# Edward, no!
 
 
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
 
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
 
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
 
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
Line 1,056: Line 867:
 
# Et boum! C'est le choc!
 
# Et boum! C'est le choc!
 
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
 
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
# Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
 
 
# even the sun cowers in fear!
 
# even the sun cowers in fear!
 
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
 
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
Line 1,066: Line 876:
 
# everything makes sense now
 
# everything makes sense now
 
# Everything truly IS awesome!
 
# Everything truly IS awesome!
# Everything's coming up Milhouse
 
 
# Evolution of puzzles
 
# Evolution of puzzles
 
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
 
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
Line 1,072: Line 881:
 
# Existance is an illusion
 
# Existance is an illusion
 
# Extreme beer pong
 
# Extreme beer pong
# FACESWAP  lol
 
 
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
 
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
 
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
 
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
Line 1,114: Line 922:
 
# for you
 
# for you
 
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
 
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
# Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
 
 
# forgot to turn the oven off!
 
# forgot to turn the oven off!
 
# Formal on top, party on the bottom
 
# Formal on top, party on the bottom
 
# Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
 
# Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
 
# Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
 
# Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
# found this at a novelty store
 
 
# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
 
# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
 
# Found this in my garden, wtf?
 
# Found this in my garden, wtf?
Line 1,127: Line 933:
 
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
 
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
 
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
 
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
# free the beast!
 
# Freedom in a nutshell.
 
 
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
 
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
 
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
 
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
Line 1,139: Line 943:
 
# furrowed mustache
 
# furrowed mustache
 
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
 
# Gentlemen.  If you find it you are set for life.
 
 
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
 
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
 
 
# Get that camera out of my face!
 
# Get that camera out of my face!
 
# get your ass to mars
 
# get your ass to mars
# Giant sentient banana found in space
 
 
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
 
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
 
# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
 
# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
 
# go home elephant you are drunk
 
# go home elephant you are drunk
 
# Go purr yourself!
 
# Go purr yourself!
# God i love sesame street
 
# God Save The Queen
 
 
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 
# Goldilocks party!
 
# Goldilocks party!
 +
# gone fishing
 
# gone fishing  
 
# gone fishing  
 
# good old troubleshootin'
 
# good old troubleshootin'
Line 1,171: Line 970:
 
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
 
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
 
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!  
 
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!  
# Gravedigging time
 
 
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
 
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
 
# Great ScotT!
 
# Great ScotT!
Line 1,183: Line 981:
 
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
 
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
 
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
 
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
# Guys, this picture is awful
 
 
# ha ha ha... no.
 
# ha ha ha... no.
 
# Had to settle for a beard
 
# Had to settle for a beard
 
# haha oh my cat
 
# haha oh my cat
# haha! i am dead inside!
 
 
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
 
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
 
# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
 
# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
Line 1,199: Line 995:
 
# Have fun in the Alps lol
 
# Have fun in the Alps lol
 
# Have fun stormin' da castle.  
 
# Have fun stormin' da castle.  
# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
 
 
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
 
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
# have you heard?
 
 
# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
 
# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
 
# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
 
# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
Line 1,213: Line 1,007:
 
# He's been there for three days
 
# He's been there for three days
 
# hello darkness my old friend
 
# hello darkness my old friend
# Hello earthlings
 
 
# hello you're on car talk
 
# hello you're on car talk
# help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
+
# HELP I'M just a pheasant
 
# HELP I'M just a pheasant  
 
# HELP I'M just a pheasant  
 
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
 
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
Line 1,228: Line 1,021:
 
# Hey there cutie
 
# Hey there cutie
 
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
 
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
# Hey, check out this cool website i found!
 
 
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
 
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
Line 1,238: Line 1,030:
 
# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
 
# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
 
# High Bro, five.
 
# High Bro, five.
# His name is robert palmer.
 
 
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
 
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
 
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
 
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
Line 1,247: Line 1,038:
 
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
 
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
 
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
 
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
# Honest, officer, that's what happened!
 
 
# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
 
# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
 
# Hoping this makes it past customs
 
# Hoping this makes it past customs
 
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
 
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
# H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
 
 
# Houston, we are the problem
 
# Houston, we are the problem
 
# Hoverboard to full power!
 
# Hoverboard to full power!
Line 1,258: Line 1,047:
 
# How did I get here?!?
 
# How did I get here?!?
 
# How did the mars rover get here?
 
# How did the mars rover get here?
# how do i resize the city?
 
 
# how do I take photos with this?
 
# how do I take photos with this?
 
# how do i turn this off?
 
# how do i turn this off?
 
# how do you get the screensaver off?
 
# how do you get the screensaver off?
 
# How does this work again?
 
# How does this work again?
# How Else dID you think they make Toothpicks?
 
 
# How is this still a thing?
 
# How is this still a thing?
 
# How many can there be?
 
# How many can there be?
Line 1,304: Line 1,091:
 
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 
# I CHOOSE YOU!
 
# I CHOOSE YOU!
# i did not account for the flames
 
 
# i do the same thing at frat parties
 
# i do the same thing at frat parties
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
 
 
# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
 
# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
# i don't even remember taking this pic!
 
 
# I don't get it either.
 
# I don't get it either.
 
# i don't have time for this!
 
# i don't have time for this!
Line 1,337: Line 1,121:
 
# I found a three fingered kitten!
 
# I found a three fingered kitten!
 
# I found it!!!!!!!
 
# I found it!!!!!!!
# I found the missing pieces!
 
# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
 
 
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
 
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
 
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
 
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
# I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
 
 
# I got a new geigerteller
 
# I got a new geigerteller
 
# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
 
# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
 
# I got the job!
 
# I got the job!
# I got the keys to the city.
 
 
# I got this in the mail today
 
# I got this in the mail today
 
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
 
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
# I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
 
 
# I has a sad
 
# I has a sad
 
# i hate
 
# i hate
Line 1,356: Line 1,135:
 
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
 
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
# i hate you.  die in a fire.
 
 
# i have a bad feeling about this.
 
# i have a bad feeling about this.
 
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
 
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
Line 1,363: Line 1,141:
 
# I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
 
# I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
 
# I hope he's not hungry
 
# I hope he's not hungry
# I immediately regret eating that
 
 
# i invented a thing
 
# i invented a thing
 
# I just bought this
 
# I just bought this
Line 1,373: Line 1,150:
 
# I knew I nailed it!
 
# I knew I nailed it!
 
# I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
 
# I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
 
 
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 
# I knew pi would lead to this
 
# I knew pi would lead to this
Line 1,384: Line 1,160:
 
# I lost my wrist
 
# I lost my wrist
 
# i love a good featureless white void
 
# i love a good featureless white void
# i love my family
 
 
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 
# I love star wars!
 
# I love star wars!
Line 1,393: Line 1,168:
 
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 
# i need to do my laundry more often.
 
# i need to do my laundry more often.
# I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
 
 
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 
# I never understood that part of the bibile
 
# I never understood that part of the bibile
Line 1,400: Line 1,174:
 
# I put on my wizard robe and hat
 
# I put on my wizard robe and hat
 
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
 
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
# i refuse to regret this decision
 
 
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
 
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
Line 1,406: Line 1,179:
 
# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
 
# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
 
# I sentence you to deliciousness!
 
# I sentence you to deliciousness!
# I should not have tried those shrooms...
 
 
# I should really separate those
 
# I should really separate those
 
# I solved the debt crisis!
 
# I solved the debt crisis!
Line 1,414: Line 1,186:
 
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 
# I think I can... I think I can
 
# I think I can... I think I can
# I think I have too many swords
 
 
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 
# I think i lost my dorsal fin
 
# I think i lost my dorsal fin
# I think i made a point!
 
 
# i think i need to get out more.
 
# i think i need to get out more.
 
# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
 
# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
Line 1,432: Line 1,202:
 
# I thought it was a good idea at the time
 
# I thought it was a good idea at the time
 
# I thought it would be bigger
 
# I thought it would be bigger
# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
 
 
# I thought of it, and it happened
 
# I thought of it, and it happened
 
# I thought this ball pit would be more fun
 
# I thought this ball pit would be more fun
Line 1,445: Line 1,214:
 
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
 
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
 
 
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
 
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
# I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
 
 
# i was gonna eat that
 
# i was gonna eat that
 
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
 
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
 
# I was just trying to install freebsd...
 
# I was just trying to install freebsd...
 
# I was late
 
# I was late
# I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
 
 
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 
# I welcome our event-driven overlords
 
# I welcome our event-driven overlords
 
# I will take that one please
 
# I will take that one please
# I will use it if it is web scale
 
 
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
 
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
 
# I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
 
# I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
 
# I wish I could ride in a balloon
 
# I wish I could ride in a balloon
# I wish they'd standardize the charger
 
# I wish this was fake...
 
 
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
 
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
 
# I wonder if it will be friends with me
 
# I wonder if it will be friends with me
Line 1,484: Line 1,247:
 
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
 
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
 
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
 
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
# i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
 
 
# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
 
# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
# I'm a bird lol
 
 
# I'm a fighter!
 
# I'm a fighter!
 
# I'm a Real Boy!
 
# I'm a Real Boy!
Line 1,504: Line 1,265:
 
# I'm ready!
 
# I'm ready!
 
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
 
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
# i'm so funny and original
 
 
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
 
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
 
# I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
 
# I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
Line 1,512: Line 1,272:
 
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
 
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
 
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
 
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
# i've got hurt feelings
 
 
# i've made a huge mistake
 
# i've made a huge mistake
 
# I've made a huge mistake
 
# I've made a huge mistake
Line 1,521: Line 1,280:
 
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
 
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
# if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
 
 
# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
 
# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
 
# If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
 
# If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
 
# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
 
# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
 
# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
 
# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
# if only i had friends...
 
 
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
 
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
 
# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
 
# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
# if you got it, flaunt it
 
 
# If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
 
# If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
 
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
 
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
Line 1,541: Line 1,297:
 
# In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
 
# In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
 
# In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
 
# In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
# In D&D you *are* your equipment
 
 
# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
 
# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
 
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
 
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
Line 1,557: Line 1,312:
 
# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
 
# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
 
# International relationships are getting worse
 
# International relationships are getting worse
# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
 
 
# intertial reference frame, activate!
 
# intertial reference frame, activate!
 
# introducing the yolo distribution
 
# introducing the yolo distribution
 
# is good idea yes
 
# is good idea yes
# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
 
 
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
 
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
 
# is it midnight yet?
 
# is it midnight yet?
Line 1,582: Line 1,335:
 
# Is this room 101?
 
# Is this room 101?
 
# Is this too cheesy?
 
# Is this too cheesy?
# Isn't he cute?
 
 
# it all fits together, guys!
 
# it all fits together, guys!
 
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
 
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
Line 1,596: Line 1,348:
 
# It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
 
# It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
 
# It's a cat ass trophy
 
# It's a cat ass trophy
# it's a faaaaake!
 
 
# It's a Finger trap
 
# It's a Finger trap
# it's a metaphor
 
 
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
 
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
# It's ALIVE!
 
 
# it's bicycles all the way down
 
# it's bicycles all the way down
 
# It's bigger after you put it together.
 
# It's bigger after you put it together.
# it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
 
 
# it's fun to do bad things
 
# it's fun to do bad things
 
# it's in a good part of town
 
# it's in a good part of town
Line 1,616: Line 1,364:
 
# it's pretty dark in this box
 
# it's pretty dark in this box
 
# It's smaller on the outside
 
# It's smaller on the outside
# It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
 
 
# It's the little things
 
# It's the little things
# it's the minecraft world
 
 
# Jesus Wept
 
# Jesus Wept
 
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
 
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
Line 1,626: Line 1,372:
 
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
 
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
 
 
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
 
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
Line 1,632: Line 1,377:
 
# just another cat video
 
# just another cat video
 
# Just another day in paradise
 
# Just another day in paradise
# Just another standard morning coffee
 
 
# Just combing my M.C. Escher
 
# Just combing my M.C. Escher
 
# just cos()
 
# just cos()
Line 1,640: Line 1,384:
 
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
 
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
# Just not myself today.
 
 
# Just one of those days
 
# Just one of those days
 
# just playing with my pet
 
# just playing with my pet
# Just prior to learning I should have paid more attention in Kinematics.
 
 
# Just some home decorating
 
# Just some home decorating
 
# Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
 
# Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
Line 1,665: Line 1,407:
 
# Legal Issues
 
# Legal Issues
 
# Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
 
# Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
# lemme at dem boigas!!!
 
# Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
 
 
# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
 
# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
 
# Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.  
 
# Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.  
Line 1,682: Line 1,422:
 
# like my new haircut?
 
# like my new haircut?
 
# Like my new nails?
 
# Like my new nails?
# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
 
 
# linux compatible toaster at last!
 
# linux compatible toaster at last!
 
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
 
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
Line 1,699: Line 1,438:
 
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!  
 
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!  
 
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
 
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
# look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.
 
 
# look ma, no hands!
 
# look ma, no hands!
 
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
 
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
Line 1,713: Line 1,451:
 
# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
 
# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
 
# Lost in Space...
 
# Lost in Space...
# lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
 
 
# lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
 
# lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
 
# Love is creepy
 
# Love is creepy
Line 1,720: Line 1,457:
 
# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
 
# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
 
# Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
 
# Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
# Luuunch-Tiiiiiime
 
 
# Macklemore concert was awesome!
 
# Macklemore concert was awesome!
 
# Made in god's own image, yessiree!
 
# Made in god's own image, yessiree!
Line 1,729: Line 1,465:
 
# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
 
# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
 
# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
 
# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
# Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
 
 
# Man in the Moon slumming
 
# Man in the Moon slumming
# man it's hot today
 
 
# Man or mouse? No need to decide!
 
# Man or mouse? No need to decide!
 
# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
 
# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
Line 1,750: Line 1,484:
 
# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
 
# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
 
# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
 
# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
# Maybe this counts as clean energy
 
 
# McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
 
# McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
 
# me and all my friends
 
# me and all my friends
Line 1,758: Line 1,491:
 
# Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
 
# Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
 
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
 
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
# Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
 
 
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
 
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
 
# Mentos and lava
 
# Mentos and lava
# Meow what seems to be the problem?
 
 
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
 
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
Line 1,771: Line 1,502:
 
# Mistakes were made.
 
# Mistakes were made.
 
# Mmm, Spider cake!
 
# Mmm, Spider cake!
# Mmm... Vegemite
 
 
# mmm...vegemite...
 
# mmm...vegemite...
# mmmmm.... Bones....
 
 
# Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
 
# Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
 
# modest pile of dinosaurs
 
# modest pile of dinosaurs
Line 1,782: Line 1,511:
 
# More advantages to USB type c revealed
 
# More advantages to USB type c revealed
 
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
 
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
# morning selfie :-)
 
 
# Moses lied to me.
 
# Moses lied to me.
# Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
 
 
# Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered  
 
# Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered  
 
# Muahahahahahah
 
# Muahahahahahah
 
# My 7 picture is upside down
 
# My 7 picture is upside down
 
# My baby is learning how to write!
 
# My baby is learning how to write!
# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
 
 
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
 
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
 
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
 
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
Line 1,809: Line 1,535:
 
# My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
 
# My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
 
# My first selfie!
 
# My first selfie!
# my flatmate told me he would cook diner.
 
 
# My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
 
# My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
 
# my friend posing while a plane flies by
 
# my friend posing while a plane flies by
 
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
 
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
# My God do I hate being right all the time
 
 
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 
# My gout's acting up again
 
# My gout's acting up again
Line 1,833: Line 1,557:
 
# my new duvet cover!
 
# my new duvet cover!
 
# my new haircut only exists in another dimension
 
# my new haircut only exists in another dimension
 +
# My new haircut!
 
# My new haircut!  
 
# My new haircut!  
 
# My new neighbor seems a  bit odd
 
# My new neighbor seems a  bit odd
Line 1,844: Line 1,569:
 
# My parents took away my phone privileges
 
# My parents took away my phone privileges
 
# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
 
# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
# My roomba is slower than normal
 
 
# My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
 
# My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
# My roommate ordered pizza - I didn't save him any.
 
 
# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
 
# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
 
# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
 
# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
Line 1,855: Line 1,578:
 
# my time machine isn't working again! D:
 
# my time machine isn't working again! D:
 
# my toothache has got worse recently
 
# my toothache has got worse recently
# My trip to Europe #selfie
 
 
# My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
 
# My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
 
# my wonderful dad!
 
# my wonderful dad!
Line 1,886: Line 1,608:
 
# New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
 
# New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
 
# new phone who dis
 
# new phone who dis
# new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
 
 
# New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
 
# New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
 
# New Super Mario bros in real life!
 
# New Super Mario bros in real life!
Line 1,892: Line 1,613:
 
# new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
 
# new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
 
# Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
 
# Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
# Nice leg.
 
 
# NICE MULTIPANTS
 
# NICE MULTIPANTS
 
# night sledding deserves a quiet night
 
# night sledding deserves a quiet night
# No good deed goes unpunished
 
 
# No guitar without a sombrero
 
# No guitar without a sombrero
 
# No lie, this is delicious
 
# No lie, this is delicious
Line 1,914: Line 1,633:
 
# nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
 
# nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
 
# Nope nope nope nope nope
 
# Nope nope nope nope nope
# Northrop Grumman has released the world's first Macrowave Oven. Enclosed in this prototype is the entire nation of iran.
 
 
# Not a fruit
 
# Not a fruit
 
# Not Again :(
 
# Not Again :(
# Not all dreams can come true
 
 
# Not as healthy as it looks
 
# Not as healthy as it looks
 
# Not even once
 
# Not even once
# Not even once...
 
 
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
 
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
 
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
 
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
# not sure whether or not to tip him
 
# Note 2: Use a frozen potato
 
 
# Note: HUGE SUCCess
 
# Note: HUGE SUCCess
 
# Nothing new under the sun
 
# Nothing new under the sun
# Nothing to see here.
 
 
# Notice anything different?
 
# Notice anything different?
 
# Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
 
# Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
# Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
 
 
# Now turn it upside-down
 
# Now turn it upside-down
 
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
 
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
 
 
# now you're hungry too.
 
# now you're hungry too.
 
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
 
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
Line 1,942: Line 1,653:
 
# obsession is a dangerous thing
 
# obsession is a dangerous thing
 
# Office gamification has got out of hand.
 
# Office gamification has got out of hand.
# Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
 
 
# Oh bother not again
 
# Oh bother not again
 
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
 
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
Line 1,948: Line 1,658:
 
# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
 
# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
 
# Oh god is it still following me?
 
# Oh god is it still following me?
# OH GOD SPIDERS
 
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Line 1,962: Line 1,671:
 
# Oh no, it's the moon
 
# Oh no, it's the moon
 
# Oh No! Not again!
 
# Oh No! Not again!
 +
# Oh no! Not Again.
 
# Oh no! Not again.
 
# Oh no! Not again.
# Oh no! Not Again.
 
 
# Oh shit, not again.
 
# Oh shit, not again.
 
# Oh, Canada...
 
# Oh, Canada...
# oh, god, why?
 
 
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
 
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
 
# Oh, that's where I left them!
 
# Oh, that's where I left them!
Line 1,973: Line 1,681:
 
# Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
 
# Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
 
# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
 
# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
# omfg who would wear that hat
 
 
# omfg, space bugs
 
# omfg, space bugs
 
# OMG Becky look at her butt
 
# OMG Becky look at her butt
Line 1,983: Line 1,690:
 
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 
# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
 
# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
# On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
 
 
# one does not simply wok into mordor
 
# one does not simply wok into mordor
 
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
 
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
Line 1,994: Line 1,700:
 
# Only 90s kids will remember
 
# Only 90s kids will remember
 
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
 
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
# Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
 
 
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 
# oompa loompa diggeti doo
 
# oompa loompa diggeti doo
# OOooommmm bop, bop bop bah boo whop
 
 
# Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
 
# Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
 
# oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening  
 
# oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening  
Line 2,004: Line 1,708:
 
# Optimus prime was having a bad day.
 
# Optimus prime was having a bad day.
 
# Otters. They are the craziest.
 
# Otters. They are the craziest.
# ouch!
 
 
# our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
 
# our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
 
# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
 
# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
Line 2,012: Line 1,715:
 
# Oy, my giblets!
 
# Oy, my giblets!
 
# Pac-man's missing piece
 
# Pac-man's missing piece
# Pacman or ms.Pacman?
 
 
# Pants Optional
 
# Pants Optional
 
# paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
 
# paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
Line 2,041: Line 1,743:
 
# picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
 
# picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
 
# PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
 
# PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
# Piglet was not amused
 
 
# Pintsize what are you doing?!
 
# Pintsize what are you doing?!
 
# Pizza TIME
 
# Pizza TIME
Line 2,047: Line 1,748:
 
# Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
 
# Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
 
# Please send help.
 
# Please send help.
# Please, please, please not again!
 
# Please. Save yourself.
 
 
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 
# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
 
# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
Line 2,064: Line 1,763:
 
# pronounced duh-jango
 
# pronounced duh-jango
 
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
 
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
 
# proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
 
 
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
 
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
 
# Proof: loch ness monster.
 
# Proof: loch ness monster.
Line 2,076: Line 1,773:
 
# Quite.
 
# Quite.
 
# QWANTZ Fanfic
 
# QWANTZ Fanfic
# Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
 
 
# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
 
# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
 
# Ramen is squishy and soft
 
# Ramen is squishy and soft
 
# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
 
# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
 
# Real Eyes Realize real lies.
 
# Real Eyes Realize real lies.
# real landscapes have curves
 
 
# real letters have curves #Serif
 
# real letters have curves #Serif
 
# Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
 
# Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
 
# really not how I thought I would die
 
# really not how I thought I would die
# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
 
 
# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
 
# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
# rebranding of national park service almost complete
 
 
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 
# release the kraken
 
# release the kraken
Line 2,096: Line 1,789:
 
# reverse et
 
# reverse et
 
# reverse microwave oven
 
# reverse microwave oven
# Riemann should have had this idea
 
# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
 
 
# rm -rf /
 
# rm -rf /
 
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
 
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
Line 2,104: Line 1,795:
 
# rock beats scissors
 
# rock beats scissors
 
# Rock, paper, FACE
 
# Rock, paper, FACE
# Rocket pseudo-science!
 
 
# rodeo!!
 
# rodeo!!
 
# rofl
 
# rofl
# Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
 
 
# Rollerskating always was overrated
 
# Rollerskating always was overrated
 
# run little ghost, run!
 
# run little ghost, run!
Line 2,119: Line 1,808:
 
# Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
 
# Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
 
# Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
 
# Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
# Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
 
 
# school's out!
 
# school's out!
 
# Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
 
# Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
Line 2,134: Line 1,822:
 
# Selfie in corner store #35.  $10,000.
 
# Selfie in corner store #35.  $10,000.
 
# Selfie in the morning
 
# Selfie in the morning
# Selfie with Benedict Cumberbatch
 
 
# senpai noticed me! ^_^
 
# senpai noticed me! ^_^
 
# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
 
# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
Line 2,140: Line 1,827:
 
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 
# She's got interesting taste in men.
 
# She's got interesting taste in men.
# Sheena, who dis
 
 
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
 
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
# Should i fall from grace?
 
 
# should i see a doctor about this?
 
# should i see a doctor about this?
 
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
 
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
 
# SIDE GOER 4
 
# SIDE GOER 4
 
# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
 
# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
# SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
 
 
# Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
# slippin' into the future
 
 
# smile for the camera!
 
# smile for the camera!
 
# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
 
# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
Line 2,157: Line 1,840:
 
# Snowman accident
 
# Snowman accident
 
# So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!  
 
# So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!  
# So i found this on my phone?
 
 
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
 
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
# So it's true, then.
 
# So it's true, then.
 
 
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
 
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
 
# So long and thanks for all the fish!
 
# So long and thanks for all the fish!
 
# So long, and thanks for all the fish
 
# So long, and thanks for all the fish
# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
 
# so much for your "Democracy"
 
# So that happened
 
 
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
 
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
 
# So thats What Jesus did
 
# So thats What Jesus did
# So this happened.
 
 
# So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
 
# So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
 
# So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
 
# So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
Line 2,176: Line 1,852:
 
# So, this happened.  
 
# So, this happened.  
 
# so. sick. of. this. pic.
 
# so. sick. of. this. pic.
# So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
 
 
# So... those were real
 
# So... those were real
 
# So...Magnets, right?
 
# So...Magnets, right?
 
# Solo Thumbwar
 
# Solo Thumbwar
 
# solve all your problems with hemlock
 
# solve all your problems with hemlock
# Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
 
 
# some men just want to watch the world burn.
 
# some men just want to watch the world burn.
 
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
 
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
# Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
 
 
# someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
 
# someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
 
# someone take this banana off my face
 
# someone take this banana off my face
Line 2,216: Line 1,889:
 
# Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
 
# Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
 
# stay out of my house, santa
 
# stay out of my house, santa
# steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
 
 
# Step 1:  Jump the shark.
 
# Step 1:  Jump the shark.
 
# sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
 
# sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
Line 2,223: Line 1,895:
 
# Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
 
# Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
 
# still better than last year in ottawa
 
# still better than last year in ottawa
# Still no martians
 
 
# still, i think it was a good idea
 
# still, i think it was a good idea
 
# stipple slash of saturn
 
# stipple slash of saturn
Line 2,231: Line 1,902:
 
# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
 
# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
 
# straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
 
# straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
# Straight outta compton
 
 
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
 
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
 
 
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
 
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
 
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
 
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
# Stupid Bird!
 
 
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
 
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
 
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 
# such lambda
 
# such lambda
 
# Sun deflation: optimal
 
# Sun deflation: optimal
# Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
 
 
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
 
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
# sup brah
 
 
# super high intensity training at NORAD
 
# super high intensity training at NORAD
# Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
 
 
# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
 
# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
 
# Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
 
# Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
# Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
 
 
# T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
 
# T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
 
# Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.  
 
# Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.  
Line 2,266: Line 1,930:
 
# Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
 
# Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
 
# Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
 
# Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
# Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
 
 
# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
 
# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
 
# Thanks Obama!
 
# Thanks Obama!
Line 2,272: Line 1,935:
 
# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
 
# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
 
# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
 
# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
# That is not how you Ikea
 
 
# That is one dapper bird.
 
# That is one dapper bird.
 
# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
 
# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
Line 2,289: Line 1,951:
 
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 
# that's one nasty burn!
 
# that's one nasty burn!
# That's the princess I want to save
 
 
# That's too much, man!
 
# That's too much, man!
 
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
 
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
# thats what she said
 
 
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
 
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
# The answer is blowing in the wind...
 
 
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 
# The basis for fast and furious 13.
 
# The basis for fast and furious 13.
# THE BEES!!!!!
 
 
# The best brick joke possible.
 
# The best brick joke possible.
# the best stars are sky stars!
 
 
# The birds found the hobbit hole
 
# The birds found the hobbit hole
 
# The building blocks of life
 
# The building blocks of life
Line 2,328: Line 1,985:
 
# the game begins...
 
# the game begins...
 
# the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
 
# the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
# The gang destroyed the context
 
 
# The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
 
# The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
 
# The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
 
# The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
Line 2,349: Line 2,005:
 
# The little prince is full of siht
 
# The little prince is full of siht
 
# the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
 
# the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
# The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
 
 
# The magic smoke escaped :(
 
# The magic smoke escaped :(
 
# The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
 
# The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
Line 2,358: Line 2,013:
 
# The moon looks weird today
 
# The moon looks weird today
 
# The Moon Will Eat What it will
 
# The Moon Will Eat What it will
# The most diabolical teamup in history
 
 
# The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
 
# The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
 
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
 
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
Line 2,364: Line 2,018:
 
# the new usb feels like a step backward
 
# the new usb feels like a step backward
 
# The newest Olympic sport
 
# The newest Olympic sport
 +
# The next generation of crypto currencies
 
# The next generation of crypto currencies  
 
# The next generation of crypto currencies  
 
# The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
 
# The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
 
# The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
 
# The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
 
# the oceans are made of sky tears
 
# the oceans are made of sky tears
# The one true way
 
 
# the only people for me are the mad ones
 
# the only people for me are the mad ones
 
# The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
 
# The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
Line 2,378: Line 2,032:
 
# the rest is darkness and decay
 
# the rest is darkness and decay
 
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
 
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
# The ritual has begun.
 
 
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 
# the saddest moment of my childhood
 
# the saddest moment of my childhood
Line 2,403: Line 2,056:
 
# The weight of life in a starry landscape
 
# The weight of life in a starry landscape
 
# the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
 
# the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
# The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
 
 
# The Zebra was lying down
 
# The Zebra was lying down
# the zoidberg axis
 
 
# their love was doomed from the start...
 
# their love was doomed from the start...
 
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
 
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
 
# Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
 
# Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
 
# There goes the neighborhood...
 
# There goes the neighborhood...
# There is a whole other world in my navel
 
 
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
 
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
 
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
 
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
Line 2,418: Line 2,068:
 
# There's a third bump, growing fast
 
# There's a third bump, growing fast
 
# There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
 
# There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
# There's no more time!
 
 
# These aren't my sandwiches
 
# These aren't my sandwiches
 
# These cravings will never stop
 
# These cravings will never stop
 
# These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
 
# These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
# These night vision goggles don't work
 
# these pretzels are making me thirsty.
 
 
# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
 
# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
 
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
 
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
# They can see me!
 
 
# they dont need us anymore
 
# they dont need us anymore
 
# they had no idea the damage they had done
 
# they had no idea the damage they had done
Line 2,436: Line 2,082:
 
# They see me rolling, they hating
 
# They see me rolling, they hating
 
# they told me carrots were good for eye health
 
# they told me carrots were good for eye health
# they told me cat eyes would make me look good
 
 
# they're all dead, dave.
 
# they're all dead, dave.
 
# They're all watching me
 
# They're all watching me
Line 2,460: Line 2,105:
 
# THis is a love/hate poem.
 
# THis is a love/hate poem.
 
# This is exactly what you think it is
 
# This is exactly what you think it is
# this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
 
# THIS IS FOR KIBO!
 
 
# This is how we celebrate easter usually
 
# This is how we celebrate easter usually
 
# This is how you get ants!
 
# This is how you get ants!
Line 2,472: Line 2,115:
 
# This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
 
# This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
 
# this is not what i meant it to be
 
# this is not what i meant it to be
# tHis is not what i was looking for
 
 
# This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
 
# This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
 
# This is still what I had for breakfast
 
# This is still what I had for breakfast
Line 2,480: Line 2,122:
 
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
 
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
# This is the second worst day of my life.
 
 
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
 
 
# this is the weirdest hickey.
 
# this is the weirdest hickey.
# This is the year of linux
 
 
# This is twitter, right? #confused
 
# This is twitter, right? #confused
 
# This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
 
# This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
Line 2,491: Line 2,130:
 
# This is what I do on friday evenings now
 
# This is what I do on friday evenings now
 
# This is what i had for breakfast
 
# This is what i had for breakfast
# This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
 
# This is why I don't order take-out
 
 
# This is why I'm not an EMT
 
# This is why I'm not an EMT
 
# This is why we can't have good things
 
# This is why we can't have good things
Line 2,511: Line 2,148:
 
# This photo was taken from my iphone
 
# This photo was taken from my iphone
 
# this plot is odd.
 
# this plot is odd.
# This song describes me perfectly
 
 
# This squirrel really knows how to cook
 
# This squirrel really knows how to cook
 
# this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
 
# this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
Line 2,523: Line 2,159:
 
# This will require more delta-V than we expected.
 
# This will require more delta-V than we expected.
 
# This would be a great Emoji
 
# This would be a great Emoji
# Thorax Cluster
 
# Those Eyes! @_@
 
 
# those weren't Altoids.
 
# those weren't Altoids.
 
# Threaten large birds... check.
 
# Threaten large birds... check.
Line 2,530: Line 2,164:
 
# Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
 
# Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
 
# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
 
# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
# Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
 
# Time time time time
 
# Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
 
 
# Time to reap the whirlwind!
 
# Time to reap the whirlwind!
 
# tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
 
# tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
Line 2,575: Line 2,206:
 
# Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
 
# Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
 
# Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
 
# Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
# Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
 
 
# two great tastes that go great together
 
# two great tastes that go great together
 
# Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
 
# Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
Line 2,581: Line 2,211:
 
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
 
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
 
# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
 
# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
# Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
 
 
# Uglier than modern art
 
# Uglier than modern art
# uh... I think I'm going vegan.
 
 
# um no.
 
# um no.
 
# uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
 
# uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
Line 2,590: Line 2,218:
 
# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 
# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 
# Universe man, Universe man...
 
# Universe man, Universe man...
# unsubscribe
 
 
# Unzipped sock
 
# Unzipped sock
 
# USB SUX
 
# USB SUX
Line 2,601: Line 2,228:
 
# vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!!                                            I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
 
# vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!!                                            I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
 
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
 
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
# vinyls were always better!
 
 
# Visited mom today
 
# Visited mom today
# visual from Most important meeting today
 
 
# Visual representation of Dubstep
 
# Visual representation of Dubstep
 
# void main() { fork; }
 
# void main() { fork; }
# Voynic Manuscript ain't got nothin' on this!
 
 
# Wait ... what? I don't even...
 
# Wait ... what? I don't even...
 
# Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
 
# Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
Line 2,618: Line 2,242:
 
# wake up sheeple!
 
# wake up sheeple!
 
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
 
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
# Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
 
 
# Wake up, sheeple.
 
# Wake up, sheeple.
 
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
 
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
# Walrus!
 
 
# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
 
# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
 
# Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
 
# Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
Line 2,644: Line 2,266:
 
# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
 
# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
 
# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
 
# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
# we need to keep our sex life fresh
 
 
# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
 
# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
 
# we sail the ocean orange
 
# we sail the ocean orange
Line 2,658: Line 2,279:
 
# welcome to the internet
 
# welcome to the internet
 
# welcome to the space jam
 
# welcome to the space jam
# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
 
# Well, here's a real cock-up.
 
 
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
 
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
Line 2,669: Line 2,288:
 
# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
 
# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
 
# Welp, there's your problem
 
# Welp, there's your problem
# Welp, we're done here.
 
 
# WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
 
# WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
 
# WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
 
# WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
Line 2,677: Line 2,295:
 
# WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
 
# WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
 
# What are pixels?
 
# What are pixels?
# what are you complaining about?  three legs are inherently stable!
 
 
# What are you, a dictionary?
 
# What are you, a dictionary?
 
# What could go wrong?
 
# What could go wrong?
 
# What could possibly go wrong™?
 
# What could possibly go wrong™?
# What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
 
 
# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
 
# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
 
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
 
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
 
# What do you see? I see a cat!
 
# What do you see? I see a cat!
 
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
 
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
# what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
 
 
# What has science done?!
 
# What has science done?!
 
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
 
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
Line 2,692: Line 2,307:
 
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
 
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
# what is in the box?  Only pain.
 
 
# What is your Pony Personality?
 
# What is your Pony Personality?
# what the sun looks like!
 
 
# what to have for breakfast?
 
# what to have for breakfast?
 
# What, Me worry?
 
# What, Me worry?
Line 2,701: Line 2,314:
 
# What's this thing here in the bathroom?
 
# What's this thing here in the bathroom?
 
# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
 
# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
# when did i put on a bow tie???
 
 
# When everything looks like a hammer
 
# When everything looks like a hammer
# When he keeps trying to talk to you...
 
 
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 
# When in doubt, just blow on it!
 
# When in doubt, just blow on it!
Line 2,714: Line 2,325:
 
# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
 
# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
 
# when you see it...
 
# when you see it...
# When you see it...
 
 
# Where are the three sea shells?  
 
# Where are the three sea shells?  
 
# Where did THAT come from?
 
# Where did THAT come from?
Line 2,725: Line 2,335:
 
# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
 
# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
 
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
 
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
# who ate half my cookie?
 
 
# Who came first?
 
# Who came first?
 
# who do you think I am?
 
# who do you think I am?
 
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
 
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
# Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
 
# Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
 
 
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
 
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
# Who needs the Chunnel?
 
 
# Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
 
# Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
 
# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
 
# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
Line 2,739: Line 2,345:
 
# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
 
# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
 
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
 
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
# Who wants an omelette?
 
 
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 
# Who's that Pokémon?
 
# Who's that Pokémon?
Line 2,760: Line 2,365:
 
# WHY WHY WHY #WHY
 
# WHY WHY WHY #WHY
 
# Why?  
 
# Why?  
# With a mirror, it's 00:50 right now
 
 
# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before  
 
# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before  
# With this, nobody can stop me!
 
 
# WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
 
# WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
 
# Woops, miscounted. sorry.
 
# Woops, miscounted. sorry.
 
# Words, words, words
 
# Words, words, words
 
# Works fine with a custom linux kernel
 
# Works fine with a custom linux kernel
# Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
 
 
# wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
 
# wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
 
# worst horse ever :(
 
# worst horse ever :(
 
# Worst pokemon ever
 
# Worst pokemon ever
# Worst roomMate Ever
 
 
# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
 
# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
 
# Worth it for the karma.
 
# Worth it for the karma.
Line 2,783: Line 2,384:
 
# WTF!?
 
# WTF!?
 
# wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
 
# wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
# Yay, worms!
 
 
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 
# Yeah... never gonna happen
 
# Yeah... never gonna happen
Line 2,789: Line 2,389:
 
# Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
 
# Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
 
# Yes, I followed the instructions!  
 
# Yes, I followed the instructions!  
# yes, your baby is beautiful
 
 
# Yesterday was not good
 
# Yesterday was not good
 
# yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
 
# yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
Line 2,801: Line 2,400:
 
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
 
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
 
# you know, for kids
 
# you know, for kids
# You lied to me.
 
 
# You must be new here.
 
# You must be new here.
# You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
 
 
# You want to  know how i got these scars?
 
# You want to  know how i got these scars?
 
# YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
 
# YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
# you wouldn't kill a policeman and then steal his helmet!
 
 
# You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
 
# You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
 
# you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
 
# you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
 
# You'll never guess what happens next...
 
# You'll never guess what happens next...
 
# you're not as good at this as you think you are.
 
# you're not as good at this as you think you are.
# you've really let me down this time.
 
 
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
 
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
 
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
 
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
# Your viewpoints offend my sensibilities. please change them.
 
 
# Zeus takes his revenge
 
# Zeus takes his revenge
 
# Zoidgebra 101
 
# Zoidgebra 101
Line 2,823: Line 2,417:
 
# 突っ込むところもねい!
 
# 突っ込むところもねい!
  
===Captions without permalinks ===
+
===Only===
Some of these captions were found in the feed text before I started recording permalinks, others have been found in the prompt.
+
The lists in this section are captions/images which have currently only been found in ''either'' the feed or prompt and not both.  It is my expectation that these will eventually be found in both.
  
It is my expectation that these will eventually be found again, associated with permalinks.  Saving here temporarily.
+
====Old feed text====
 +
121 strings found in the feed text before I started recording permalinks.  It is my expectation that these will eventually be found again, associated with permalinks.  Saving here temporarily.
  
 
+
# Prius Love
# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
+
# This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
# ...just no.
+
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
# "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
+
# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
# "Cat-like Reflexes"
+
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
# "I Never watch porn"
+
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
+
# Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
# *glomp*
+
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
# #beatingheartinabox
+
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
# #drbalanced
+
# AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
# #essentialsupplies
+
# THis is a love/hate poem.
# #fishy!
+
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
+
# And so the hunt begins!
# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
+
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
+
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
# #NewProfilepic
+
# new drupal logo
# #rememberthetitans
+
# good old troubleshootin'
# #sorrynotsorry
+
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
# #underkill
+
# Tycoon Simulator 2015
# <reported for inappropriate content>
+
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
# 100% legit free hugs
+
# Do the Harlem Shake
# 15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
+
# Life on the moon.
# 500 gold for the private show
 
# 7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
 
# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
 
# A land war in asia
 
# Aaaaaaaaaah
 
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
 
# always darekst before the dawn
 
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
 
# And so it began...
 
# and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
 
# And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
 
# Angry sofa is angry.
 
# Animé girls don't look at explosions
 
# another day on california public transportation
 
# Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
 
# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
 
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
 
# Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
 
# awkward! . . .
 
# best easter ever
 
# big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
 
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
 
# Brb, burning house down
 
# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
 
# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
 
# Catman
 
# CERN proves existence of "the force"
 
# Check out my new OC
 
# cheese = life
 
# CLOCK FACE-OFF
 
# come at me, pro!
 
# come on iiiiin!
 
# Conflicting messages
 
# curiosity fed the cat
 
# cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
 
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
 
# Dawn of the Bread
 
 
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
 
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
# Dawn: The Final day
+
# You are not a good person
# Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
+
# It's a cat ass trophy
# Did i remember to lock the car?
+
# Hat in the cat strike back!
# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
+
# ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
 +
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
 +
# where do all the cheetos go
 +
# such lambda
 
# Does this look infected?
 
# Does this look infected?
# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
+
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
# Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
+
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
# Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
+
# Help! HELP! I need an adult
# Drat, the internet is leaking again.
+
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
# Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
+
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
# eclipse o'clock
+
# waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
# Edward, no!
+
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
# Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
+
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
# even the sun cowers in fear!
+
# They're watching us.
# Everything's coming up Milhouse
+
# ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
# FACESWAP  lol
+
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 +
# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
 +
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
 +
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
 +
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
 +
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
 
# First day at school
 
# First day at school
# fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
+
# The dress is black and white!
# Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
+
# It's bigger after you put it together.
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
+
# If you've got a moustache...
# free the beast!
+
# someone take this banana off my face
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
+
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
+
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
+
# QWANTZ Fanfic
# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
+
# FENTON!!! FENTON!
# Giant sentient banana found in space
+
# PSA:  If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
# God i love sesame street
+
# Dawn: The Final day
# God Save The Queen
+
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
# good old troubleshootin'
+
# "Cat-like Reflexes"
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
 
# gotta take big ben down a peg
 
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
 
# haha! i am dead inside!
 
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
 
# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
 
# have you heard?
 
# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
 
# Hello earthlings
 
# hello you're on car talk
 
# help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
 
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
 
# Hey there cutie
 
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
 
# Hey, check out this cool website i found!
 
# hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
 
# High Bro, five.
 
# His name is robert palmer.
 
# Honest, officer, that's what happened!
 
# how do i resize the city?
 
# Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
 
# I always fast forward through this part.
 
# i am wearing a bolo tie
 
# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
 
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
 
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
 
# i don't have time for this!
 
# I found the missing pieces!
 
# I got the keys to the city.
 
# i hate
 
# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
 
# i love my family
 
# i refuse to regret this decision
 
# I think I have too many swords
 
# I think i made a point!
 
# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
 
# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
 
# I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
 
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 
# I will use it if it is web scale
 
# I wish this was fake...
 
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
 
# i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
 
 
# i'm being ironic
 
# i'm being ironic
 +
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
 +
# could anyone help me find my contacts?
 +
# photobombed again
 +
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
 +
# He's been there for three days
 +
# Found this mushroom, thought of you
 +
# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
 +
# HELP I'M just a pheasant
 
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
 
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
# i've got hurt feelings
+
# it's fun to do bad things
# I've never felt so empty before
+
# This caught my eye
# if only i had friends...
+
# Do my feet smell?
# If you've got a moustache...
+
# rodeo!!
# In D&D you *are* your equipment
+
# who sent me a bobcat?
# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
+
# peacekeeping mission is a total success
# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
+
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
# Is there a bee on my nose?
 
# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
 
# Isn't he cute?
 
# It's a cat ass trophy
 
# it's a metaphor
 
# It's bigger after you put it together.
 
# it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
 
# It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
 
# it's the minecraft world
 
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
 
# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
 
# Khan!
 
# ladies
 
# lemme at dem boigas!!!
 
# Life on the moon.
 
 
# Like a G6, baby, like a g6
 
# Like a G6, baby, like a g6
# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
+
# I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
# linux compatible toaster at last!
+
# #rememberthetitans
# Lost in Space...
+
# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
# lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
+
# Nom nom nom
# Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
+
# Pac-man's missing piece
 +
# This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
 +
# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
 +
# breakfast in 'merica
 +
# curiosity fed the cat
 +
# Dawn of the Bread
 +
# #drbalanced
 
# Massive orgy reaches climax
 
# Massive orgy reaches climax
# Maybe this counts as clean energy
+
# i don't have time for this!
# Meow what seems to be the problem?
+
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
# Mmm... Vegemite
+
# check out my new sauron fanfic
# mmmmm.... Bones....
+
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
# modest pile of dinosaurs
+
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
# morning selfie :-)
+
# Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
+
# picture of my boyfriend
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
+
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
# my euler circuit is alive!
 
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
 
# My God do I hate being right all the time
 
# my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
 
# My trip to Europe #selfie
 
# Never divide by zero
 
# new drupal logo
 
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
 
# new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
 
# No good deed goes unpunished
 
# Nom nom nom
 
# Not all dreams can come true
 
 
# Not even once
 
# Not even once
# Not even once...
+
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
# Nothing to see here.
+
# The last thing you see before you die
# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
+
# Never divide by zero
# OH GOD SPIDERS
+
# ...monsters from the id...
# oh, god, why?
+
# Angry sofa is angry.
 +
# the dog scanned my homework
 +
# awkward! . . .
 
# Open wide!
 
# Open wide!
# ouch!
+
# the oceans are made of sky tears
# peacekeeping mission is a total success
 
# photobombed again
 
# Please. Save yourself.
 
# Prius Love
 
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
 
# pronounced duh-jango
 
# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
 
# QWANTZ Fanfic
 
# Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
 
# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
 
# rebranding of national park service almost complete
 
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 
# release the kraken
 
# Riemann should have had this idea
 
# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
 
# rock beats scissors
 
# Rocket pseudo-science!
 
# rodeo!!
 
# Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
 
# Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
 
# Sheena, who dis
 
# slippin' into the future
 
 
# smile for the camera!
 
# smile for the camera!
# So it's true, then.
+
# If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
# So it's true, then.  
+
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
+
# Is there a bee on my nose?
# So that happened
+
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
# So this happened.
+
# stay out of my house, santa
# solve all your problems with hemlock
+
# rofl
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
+
# ▒☺▒
# Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
+
# High Bro, five.
# steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
+
# i am wearing a bolo tie
# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
+
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
# Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
+
# #teamplayer
# Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
+
# 'Murica, hell yeah!
# Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
+
 
# Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
+
====feed_text_only====
# That's the princess I want to save
+
Captions which only appear in the feed, and not in either prompt (8)
# the best stars are sky stars!
+
# just two more trips over the horizon
# The castle was in you, all along!
+
# Diet is working!
# The gang destroyed the context
+
# Man, that was the best party in my life
# The little prince is full of siht
+
# Ink-blots describe how they see students
# The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
+
# #Worstweekever
# The most diabolical teamup in history
+
# Artistic recreation from new fossil find
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
+
# Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
# the oceans are made of sky tears
+
# crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
# the prophecy was true !
+
 
# The ritual has begun.
+
====feed_images_only====
# the zoidberg axis
+
Images which only appear in the feed, and not in either prompt (17)
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
+
# 7a062ef5-7cf7-58d9-9453-39842baaeb63
# There's no more time!
+
# 79ec4811-a301-5879-a642-8ce440504a07
# These night vision goggles don't work
+
# 1c29d65a-f7cb-5254-8a2a-4612ca3ea03f
# these pretzels are making me thirsty.
+
# 0398c491-5291-5007-b9ea-ed915d36dd20
# They can see me!
+
# db1ab6ea-e6fe-5bd3-a5f8-811bd51f6fa4
# They're watching us.
+
# dcbf4c3b-630b-5d70-a5a8-7f59b89dbd33
# this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
+
# ddbea5f6-efe2-5c32-9cce-b7b8d20cdb74
# THIS IS FOR KIBO!
+
# 2ff52640-d458-5ef9-a5be-6e4431f5bf0e
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
+
# 1fdcd6f5-8643-5bb7-b711-2785f98853e3
# This is the second worst day of my life.
+
# ff2065b1-e7c3-5c55-9074-a335e44d85b6
# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
+
# 57731e51-4247-5354-b251-a7afd23a3d39
# This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
+
# b72d5901-6b6c-52be-8546-5c073ef1eda0
# This is why I don't order take-out
+
# 70f5ad7d-1f38-5f57-b6c5-0493d1b974f2
# This one weird object blocks out the light!
+
# f18dc5b9-0fb3-58d8-96ff-44879975fb58
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
+
# b9cef57c-7403-51d6-ba53-654bee00b4af
# This would be a great Emoji
+
# c1dfab0b-53c7-5864-8417-c3595c6146c3
# Those Eyes! @_@
+
# 609ce7b6-e17e-5091-847f-481be3c7a79c
# Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
 
# Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
 
# To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
 
# To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
 
# Too many in line. I'll come back later.
 
# Too many potatoes, not enough butter
 
# Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
 
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
 
# Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
 
# unsubscribe
 
# vinyls were always better!
 
# Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
 
# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
 
# we need to keep our sex life fresh
 
# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
 
# Well, here's a real cock-up.
 
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
 
# what are you complaining about?  three legs are inherently stable!
 
# What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
 
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
 
# what is in the box?  Only pain.
 
# what the sun looks like!
 
# when did i put on a bow tie???
 
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 
# when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
 
# When you see it...
 
# who ate half my cookie?
 
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
 
# Why can't I eat all this chicken?
 
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
 
# With a mirror, it's 00:50 right now
 
# Words, words, words
 
# Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
 
# Yay, worms!
 
# Yesterday was not good
 
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
 
# You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
 
# you've really let me down this time.
 
# ඏ
 
 
 
===Images without permalinks ===
 
Images in the prompt which have not been found in the feed
 
  
 +
====prompt_albumonly====
 +
Images in the 'pick an image' prompt and not the 'pick a caption' prompt. (785)
 +
# 7a523107-c661-5397-9481-50bf755dc56b
 +
# 615e9bd7-2db6-5c7b-9794-70437ed0e948
 +
# fa7c6ad3-70ff-5533-81ac-8b7a7b605c6c
 +
# 2c889769-a8da-5db2-a792-3cf524d0a44a
 +
# 9f6cc110-fc80-565a-a06d-6d3fc3b01eff
 +
# 8454200d-292f-5992-8a26-ea6f236f0ccd
 +
# f7d9d4e8-b16e-5aa5-b9cc-b877166e5cc9
 +
# 10132928-36d2-5499-a404-6c6626ce547f
 +
# e6315e2c-bc35-5d62-8d97-0a75b50367a0
 +
# 529c6b51-cefc-5069-91c7-b8064eac68f8
 +
# 1aadb90e-7601-5bc2-ab06-c301e9adb51b
 +
# 91e4c200-475e-5096-995f-4aedaf16c9ab
 +
# e8859f8f-3ad1-5283-bc1b-a5dac3645d9c
 +
# 03ed139a-4272-5da3-a8c3-58ed2759a90e
 +
# 46fcb306-2280-53cc-b9f2-4463aae85038
 +
# cb5ae89e-7d06-567c-9c22-941d84236630
 +
# d2a63032-c89b-5948-bd79-a336d8336228
 +
# 1c5e1bd4-703c-5ed7-b279-7806ec34850c
 +
# 7800e9eb-e9d2-578c-bc87-0f577f44ee6c
 +
# d7a91f42-9929-51bb-a36c-702bbd313394
 +
# 2f24c7fe-dcb5-5787-9f0a-dd1b125fe3c4
 +
# 05d62b11-4806-5308-8599-7b12d0018e3f
 +
# a77295fe-640e-5568-aef2-4c487298214a
 +
# c91ff217-1355-54fd-9b16-a64fc3d7d8f9
 +
# b98793be-2888-5b08-bd74-da4959d6ad66
 +
# 542980c4-5bb5-522b-91d7-cc179047dab0
 +
# 21d9e9ca-1820-5606-8193-e8e1e8bab718
 +
# 6c99bbb4-59ec-5a7e-b564-ae39eec23e68
 +
# 910d496d-bc39-5cf5-baaf-a09c3c76653f
 +
# 9515a219-4eca-5998-9cd7-e505e75cb74d
 +
# 2e27d1c8-fd0d-5685-b932-7884ddabd3ec
 +
# 87ac2e09-34e4-5cbb-8ace-f6298c1c3134
 +
# 9e3113eb-c67d-5e0e-9e54-14ee7faa729a
 +
# 6392e625-8f68-509a-a5b5-31ddd9945040
 +
# 0cb89087-8d7d-5067-aab0-274b7b5d9110
 +
# 99a26261-ca1a-5924-be6f-42e5ebc4c98f
 +
# 049d588b-ccc4-52c5-a545-77ed0a75923a
 +
# 3c0bfd31-9a1e-563a-b60d-d0f0105ee4cf
 +
# e33e05c9-b6f6-5faf-9787-0767fc7121e1
 +
# 67d13536-af25-5a31-b81e-021e2e9676f5
 +
# ce2836b8-5d66-594a-85cb-aa40d23c63f2
 +
# 81cccd97-1fbc-5ba8-a0ce-3405b2e13061
 +
# 8cc740b4-7ba6-53e8-8fc3-6ceb00f410d2
 +
# c76eb7fb-b10a-5d7a-ba0b-b62182579a00
 +
# 4f34ff4b-cb87-5131-b94a-e23564e985fc
 +
# c1995c9f-b2ee-5a12-9b67-46c750488fc5
 +
# 61490cde-ab31-5284-b67d-bf0a3c2168cb
 +
# 96e93c76-b293-5c9e-a919-8a816f82755d
 +
# ced12f8d-bbe4-5425-81fa-77df0de596eb
 +
# f978c68b-396a-5e1c-ac20-0076a139094d
 +
# 1115115b-d4a7-520e-80fa-bfe766b7ab8e
 +
# daeca3dc-39ac-5f3d-a79f-c68ff99e7840
 +
# 909207b5-7524-5a20-b872-b2f6ac624a6b
 +
# 4f2f146c-cb83-544a-9145-2c87d2544227
 +
# 73a0e4e2-ed3a-5a4c-bb6b-96010c8f50a7
 +
# bba966b3-b111-595c-bb9e-ca36f7be679b
 +
# bcc5d43e-b72c-5499-b200-2a54a838dc76
 +
# 6246972d-53f2-547f-8523-617af909bd1a
 +
# 3473f72d-6c90-5d9c-b96d-35359ce4d9b7
 +
# e09157b8-4864-520f-a732-05ffab0dbbae
 +
# 02eb2976-3e3f-5d9a-874a-e14a6ba102f7
 +
# 1d980133-298c-5787-b95a-5bc8196cb57d
 +
# 7c4198fb-1c83-58a0-a06f-2367d29a0deb
 +
# d15ef329-8fa1-553a-85f9-8b7afa7a9fdb
 +
# cfb8d505-19e1-5f74-b5e9-eac4254fcddf
 +
# 69ceb05a-9701-56a1-bef6-50f774c6e415
 +
# 549b3ecb-d815-5cb6-9cbf-f7f24c8c7689
 +
# 55502690-5452-581e-a636-9b5fd2c79341
 +
# c1ce493c-e2f1-5ded-8151-58377b6190af
 +
# e35365e4-31f2-5056-be88-42875287a95b
 +
# 29edc3da-47cb-5842-aa76-01052a7eb9c3
 +
# 025fdc71-faa6-5c23-9bba-0ec5d628b043
 +
# ce637d23-1a4c-5ef2-a2c2-f8dc0e0b0070
 +
# ebbe88b3-88bf-50a4-b231-fbf7493522f2
 +
# 03aa8c06-319d-5670-ad5a-8804a3b3f9fb
 +
# c08d03f5-a4e9-52f9-a729-ea58f7fcf90f
 +
# 64dec2e1-6e64-598d-9dde-b0792a154b7e
 +
# 94429ffb-f08b-58bc-a5d8-220478099c86
 +
# 42b9d039-64c1-54e5-a5e3-108d22076845
 +
# 7d1ac50c-e2dc-5176-b6f3-a893947e69e1
 +
# 8822eb85-f637-5fa4-ab35-4cd760359832
 +
# c6644a25-5698-539c-85a2-2f2d4d36df15
 +
# 62bada68-e842-52bb-86b9-dfd96fb9b1ae
 +
# a45edc7a-e516-58aa-933e-cca33f6e1445
 +
# cd632f4d-60f5-559f-afda-368097002fe8
 +
# c1283eae-63aa-5162-bcb3-7f08d55f0410
 +
# d0e78d7e-d060-50fb-abe6-1bc70a101a8f
 +
# f0ced9e1-e242-53ae-9419-2cd492f68159
 +
# e8fb11fa-892e-50b2-83b5-bced584e8b7e
 +
# 1b6a1819-c233-5915-84e3-2ae0fbc732d2
 +
# ab01977c-4312-5642-98b2-2d8a610ac57d
 +
# c9764c82-8103-506a-ad3a-42f77c77637d
 +
# ad139de2-3d26-5772-8a75-fdf20837c837
 +
# a35b212c-f443-5fb2-81d8-1cabd3f28345
 +
# 6bead760-585c-5fea-a296-164189e886ed
 +
# 211d4d66-4a18-5296-9d8e-a2250171b45e
 +
# c10a4e71-ed55-593a-b7e8-85e0c52e34c9
 +
# 6f1c7557-d81e-5336-aeae-7d0249cf0e5b
 +
# ca4e27ee-60c3-58c3-b087-02cd1184af7c
 +
# 8c69aa6c-136c-5bef-85d3-78f4dc46875e
 +
# 1018dd00-52ad-5535-a309-5457c8ff8d78
 +
# 9528befc-3136-5d5b-829e-f4287c01cef1
 +
# 2071d2da-84d4-5fd2-82c5-489db01a89eb
 +
# f3e5fd2d-e60f-53f3-b169-86ea721314f1
 +
# 2e002ae4-28ea-5934-ab0a-c760359170f8
 +
# 3632230e-3c9e-5847-983e-45f49cc6a02e
 +
# a6c41aae-212c-550c-8d73-60953d13b062
 +
# a38e4d7c-d495-5402-bdd1-a08adb381cb1
 +
# d8a99146-f78a-59ec-88f4-4a4f78a6d660
 +
# 5be9fa5e-993f-5c7c-9e12-abaa739cc985
 +
# f57e42df-507b-5786-840d-94af8898be1a
 +
# d802e586-ecae-584b-92fd-a53b48798e38
 +
# 852b10c0-e3a1-50db-a9ea-415b14c8b862
 +
# 7114e027-f170-5bf8-8b24-12b5d78f7ccc
 +
# 22ed558b-b817-52ab-9bed-e1ddeaf7d3c0
 +
# 2070a657-fdc2-5252-9f59-ca904c329d45
 +
# d0297556-b73d-5d4b-afbe-8c222bf9812b
 +
# d9340c59-b2ca-5239-8c0c-99e1d025d47e
 +
# 0c26e98a-04d5-545e-a4a5-93d885613089
 +
# c67fa3de-1694-584b-b112-00d30201e37d
 +
# f23ee083-58b8-5734-85c2-83aee66830ba
 +
# be36e305-cc0f-54b3-8b60-1f0c75a75ca8
 +
# b6edbb5c-de44-530c-9d45-6e1c3f061803
 +
# 203f60fb-19b0-581d-af01-81a4839135ac
 +
# c6d20b7d-daf3-5f64-aa9b-f497f1d47672
 +
# b5e6d929-6ed7-5627-b575-da1ca557b64e
 +
# c8010504-019f-559b-ad80-e4b5a6e9ab00
 +
# b8b8a6bf-8152-5ce0-9cf4-ec4763c88de8
 +
# a3af7cb4-5b87-5bf3-9c36-c3d55f5ed151
 +
# a1df83bf-556e-5059-bfea-770d7b505b8e
 +
# 26f3689f-5fbf-54f5-953e-fbd4be2bcd34
 +
# 3a15dd35-ec9b-554f-9010-01ab0d7dc791
 +
# dca17141-88be-5083-ab5c-27237f493c5e
 +
# 54347736-47aa-5aa5-9bc3-c788e348e3c0
 +
# ff58b5ba-4c9c-5ef7-81b2-e9e10255fda0
 +
# c8c7c215-9406-5b7a-97dc-49cdeb92ecf6
 +
# 0277187f-ceb2-57af-a26b-2567c75f8965
 +
# 68759577-12bf-5b62-96e7-5ef5374d4eb0
 +
# 612f97fd-190e-5e52-8ce6-b1c0d705a617
 +
# b9baab94-70c6-5896-ab52-8178c0cabd72
 +
# de0ff396-35e1-50ff-8fdb-e2b6f4256650
 +
# 0f7d81dc-e435-5d99-b975-057660801943
 +
# 7c1409a5-10a8-5408-b152-66f04b48ba96
 +
# 69410a27-0c28-53b7-92b2-e143bef0e30f
 +
# e0d19f86-445e-5e0d-aefb-a164adff3014
 +
# 9c6c0448-4041-5d13-910f-b9d5949f285a
 +
# 5f3570bc-fb02-58d7-bd53-ce8cb368c989
 +
# 76316d40-8146-50ae-8e5b-ae253ed38786
 +
# 237da8b8-c4ab-54e3-b14f-fe08a6dbda4b
 +
# caf01eac-7b35-59b4-886f-3e378fe3e0a5
 +
# 5883ae39-622a-5a1b-bdf2-6e36bdd423d3
 +
# 3ceee7d0-8626-5f7e-b912-1061e0518fbf
 +
# dce32271-2700-5046-bf94-fe759fa57f81
 +
# a49f5062-4cbf-5167-b3f0-71c5ad78f712
 +
# 018c268d-c278-55ba-863e-7cdcbc7ecd2a
 +
# ba9d4fd9-a393-5a7f-bdbd-8f45c84f3ae6
 +
# 4ae705e0-db7d-5c34-a219-5884dc3b4efe
 +
# 7b2bde59-a437-56b6-8087-47eaad1b0b48
 +
# a5a97a94-03c0-5745-abad-8a8b6ac32a65
 +
# 8db3838d-bbae-523a-aa89-ea4343fc4cac
 +
# a74c67ca-c215-52c6-b9af-3e5f0b7a72ff
 +
# 5ef28745-5a51-5bd3-8b48-36d65e9490e4
 +
# 585c7517-e711-57d0-bf50-3faae50abfa9
 +
# 1abbccf2-3cd9-5703-9557-c4189a938795
 +
# 2f28d898-69f2-516d-ac76-58bd456b251b
 +
# d06944ae-feec-50a2-ae4c-ed6360dfe4c4
 +
# 647f7393-fc64-5e7b-9ef4-67d5ca01f1e9
 +
# 695e9579-3f0c-5e29-bdc4-ea5bd9ac43f3
 +
# 7306c517-65fc-54ca-abb9-cf7533204718
 +
# 7831e489-5987-5970-80fd-6a57c265996d
 +
# a3ecf873-b848-5b86-ba3b-2f83a05e1a92
 +
# 961342b1-f671-54c4-a59c-cc5d4eaed406
 +
# 0b638146-14f3-5a3d-b92f-696cb737669b
 +
# fb2a2199-9cbd-51c7-9a3d-1788b88b3293
 +
# 56e7f3f3-44e3-59e6-a0e2-a0289b27dd5a
 +
# de1e8beb-7245-52c4-997b-233afc11fdb4
 +
# 5e21be9f-a9f0-57cd-8965-233d440514d3
 +
# c222bd35-8542-5979-9c31-0bdf87d935b6
 +
# 12db9f76-9a68-5a20-ba17-936182a971c1
 +
# 61bdef54-6757-5c89-ac4f-172a82f9c431
 +
# 5a451d23-675d-5ef1-aeee-be3c62aac59a
 +
# 9ecabe00-21b1-53d1-b07a-dea693fbe084
 +
# 8495ac9a-d0c2-5209-86f2-2c55f3bf0a4f
 +
# ddf1e4cc-5b8b-5eb1-87f8-da0b380eb06e
 +
# a1ec3acf-1c90-5994-80b5-fafb89e8da7a
 +
# bb889194-bbc1-5ca5-8729-5ddd76bb3d6c
 +
# bd8319d3-5298-5c19-9af1-96ff894f1851
 +
# ad85a97b-02a2-5ec2-a4a3-bc1a28e826bd
 +
# 2eccf801-377c-5636-96a2-31dbe4b7eb35
 +
# 0d513d44-481a-5bf4-be87-59ead0250c96
 +
# 5fa3f811-fd41-5ed0-a218-83e2df101181
 +
# 121136d9-1994-5755-b831-02eab95bdf15
 +
# 933d298e-c8c5-51fc-aceb-c5cbaa46f3b2
 +
# e108a3c7-2120-57eb-b716-5e586e391496
 +
# d5f29db8-5dab-526f-aee2-6307a1baaad5
 +
# bbbeb6b7-01cc-5dbd-a309-77b8a5527ad8
 +
# 375e154e-8181-50cf-abd3-f7742eccb7fe
 +
# 4baec34b-8dcb-5b47-8c76-956e362d57e2
 +
# 62eb9ec8-404a-5ecb-8761-7271643553a4
 +
# e12db2e3-ee65-5f77-bc52-25280d880bb6
 +
# 0f9bf2d6-4407-51be-97c3-459891d99059
 +
# 65952605-a85c-5b9b-9b58-134353a025ed
 +
# dada6042-856d-5ad7-9ca8-97e64148995c
 +
# 24c035bf-b7ed-5658-8422-148c66150099
 +
# 7ae6cbd8-d8c9-5fc3-b7ea-ff2803045213
 +
# 64bceef2-8f01-577a-a781-d9cedc408390
 +
# 268d7cf2-9d39-5ea8-8c58-3a2ca3201f60
 +
# 8fe3c906-b94b-5023-adf5-cfef75512c74
 +
# f6adb345-0dc5-5734-92e1-8ea51cfb3342
 +
# 8e43237d-7d72-5260-8556-70f53e83e86d
 +
# b60a5c0c-382a-5f16-9e9f-37abfa9969c7
 +
# d3576cc1-16f9-523f-a4b7-51e9bbe4fecd
 +
# 438c66de-5706-5ab0-84b2-41d36de15fa7
 +
# 2719eed7-9549-519d-9b1c-02b6b68f5ff7
 +
# d2bb4ba8-9e63-53c4-b6b3-72e7ff1ad4b9
 +
# 1f1bb8b6-3cac-5077-a2cd-4e420b806488
 +
# c055b05d-666d-55f1-8694-6a235059c841
 +
# 112a2dc2-7bb1-5fee-b3ce-b0aff5a6fa4a
 +
# 5b69bb2e-7338-5d59-86cb-dcee86b26d95
 +
# fbd029e4-d6f5-5e34-939f-e7e70d2797bd
 +
# 1892b618-34c6-5c1b-aef2-b532a87d5f83
 +
# 25547b75-c41e-501e-a5c5-faf209490182
 +
# 2b7edd8d-4a8d-5159-894c-ddf013875fd0
 +
# 151f8fb3-94d6-594c-9dc0-8638e3732645
 +
# ce0b05d0-cf4f-5f7f-b544-28b646e07f21
 +
# f649f800-4caa-5c10-918e-9dee5b4d860c
 +
# 19f66da1-256f-58a4-8d9a-9efbe2a4fa5e
 +
# d3c68dc0-1a07-525d-a452-11a4256440cd
 +
# df7c6ab8-6b02-5f53-85d0-ed8c5dc9aab9
 +
# 2b77720c-587e-5725-bc2a-5f814d6725df
 +
# 8e38696d-18d7-52d8-9a56-102c63887dba
 +
# 31f37ad1-51fc-509d-9b90-f87d4312d151
 +
# 2f866e83-2d6d-5f0c-9a0e-ce66a2faf2a3
 +
# eede3d43-d232-555f-b922-65c0343784c6
 +
# 4b0e312d-da90-56c4-b4fe-796b8671f890
 +
# 51b16d9c-4acc-53eb-8f11-50fac12bd542
 +
# 157bbc1b-960a-5cda-91a3-95d29f7b4472
 +
# a06305e0-b415-5760-bf2e-5d8fea4beed7
 +
# 4069edf5-396b-5e06-aa9f-41309dcc91e1
 +
# 25dbd5b7-4fa8-563d-8a12-25b75c37596e
 +
# 0af241bd-5968-50c1-9a49-7af1db07b282
 +
# a6ae0caa-389c-5c01-b64b-d41d16f7880c
 +
# a4662123-4acf-54af-ab78-b33f7dfc3ee0
 +
# 0ed6df91-6900-5774-a8aa-916445424ebc
 +
# a9f7c213-561e-5de5-a8ec-e458fc235e27
 +
# 0db10a6c-0b93-5e9b-a0db-cfe77b4de161
 +
# 9f9fa376-8b55-5522-843e-c7ddbe04ef3f
 +
# d78dbf22-53c4-560a-ae3c-c142bf4c510d
 +
# 907d70fa-c195-5cc1-9f8c-81433abbc0dd
 +
# 54ec1d5f-a377-52ba-8023-0a35447c8bac
 +
# 0e827ffe-3158-5e58-b415-2e7204533474
 +
# b1e9f824-a1fd-5218-b645-538f03891b16
 +
# 8f0f0276-bdbb-5516-ab8c-41089c4e1b94
 +
# bc5cf942-ee66-5c93-91ff-f68387149980
 +
# 891e3d8a-8aad-50d1-8cfe-a957cdaa3aae
 +
# 99db2992-a6d7-53d6-8962-de4f95d8e513
 +
# 4c50ab30-0867-54d0-b8a8-e6966f356be2
 +
# 15a2a2a4-26bb-5c2d-94be-e373058e9e90
 +
# 10dc1160-c559-527c-9c9e-b6e06ba22326
 +
# 960c3189-4d2b-5049-89a2-14dcc16e1fe6
 +
# 0c2b2810-5eb8-5a26-90de-11aec29cb014
 +
# 4134cbc4-00e6-58f9-b9a4-22540389e125
 +
# 5916a502-3169-51db-bfcd-104cfa1288c2
 +
# b7bbcddb-6352-59b1-bc43-723db8e26f5f
 +
# d4dcebc6-9f5e-5aad-b121-75cbe8e0e9a9
 +
# 73e20f2f-d527-5739-83e8-0c11f3359c47
 +
# 144ebf44-9cfd-5a26-b2fe-37d3a3a22fdb
 +
# 3caf77e7-b96e-5363-99e3-0d234ec67c43
 +
# 5144c7b7-b8dc-51b8-81f0-9bbac5d95498
 +
# 307a5299-64a3-5766-b6ec-a96ef02038be
 +
# af9571a1-e073-5d64-9d3d-1834cd25085e
 +
# 4067e90d-ab5c-555c-aa88-5f516c141b7f
 +
# 479e3045-6e90-5a14-9f18-913ad83b2e8f
 +
# 3b3aed58-a224-50be-9129-ba20483846b6
 +
# 0d80b746-d293-537d-8b15-3cb8e619cf63
 +
# 93fcd14e-fb29-56e2-8d07-61308525cf42
 +
# e1c33770-9bfa-57e8-a846-5e8fbb660dc5
 +
# 8275a71d-5200-514e-bc12-934f1f0453ba
 +
# 792e3c20-aeda-5932-a36d-1d7aa54dff6e
 +
# bbc2a8bf-0b2b-5cfa-b399-99faa3542e1a
 +
# 16f7286a-7e5d-5469-b598-daffb54ec93f
 +
# 50e01423-aec6-5e41-b170-9ea3833b0a71
 +
# cfb03669-7be8-5033-bdf8-68a9726a825d
 +
# de67401a-582c-59bc-946e-94c5a6c60bf0
 +
# 55bfa608-7cef-5889-a92c-5809987c7d83
 +
# 113a102c-3254-57cd-a2ad-20e7c75274b4
 +
# b83e9820-ee28-53e5-95b8-631a75a16c77
 +
# d712ac01-5fe6-5715-bdc3-28e001983c67
 +
# 99e4448a-fbcc-5220-811c-200e900034e5
 +
# 071e45ec-6007-5420-b715-1e6b2657824a
 +
# adc04da2-f49e-578d-94d6-5c9ab26a9cc9
 +
# 6c61c97b-2a53-5891-93c1-aa07e36b66ab
 +
# e4cf5c10-e7cb-521b-9463-57d64c44c572
 +
# 030e3f8b-1281-581a-ad21-70c6bb37c395
 +
# 58173bcb-9fb0-5506-93fb-a766a5550134
 +
# 1e97f1b7-cc13-5f54-b8cc-b15624b39699
 +
# 69cfabe6-de44-5d16-8564-0cb37ff185d2
 +
# 73a013a1-1dfe-5825-9dcc-1c357ce025b5
 +
# 492476dc-c3d8-5aed-98aa-5fc353538678
 +
# 54e518a4-0999-58ba-94ad-614897f63d5e
 +
# 9b9f808e-b08a-5771-ae64-68338c348065
 +
# 19ab13d3-73c9-524f-8b96-f8824581cf4a
 +
# 100eb300-3637-56fa-8eac-759c29448e36
 +
# 17f566b1-18f6-582e-9a42-e1cff7262aef
 +
# fbdb5028-9538-559e-b563-1f529118806c
 +
# b36c5bac-b510-522c-9f68-672ef33f2dd2
 +
# 20d540d9-0882-5444-be16-c39c1a728f10
 +
# ad9cfb61-7cf8-513e-9acd-02b28c8a401d
 +
# ea213f88-0768-5b68-b914-0a1fdbb68c6e
 +
# 07555b64-39ea-53b0-b6f6-0ce482708602
 +
# 209f6373-b293-55dd-b36d-16c8e9571d9b
 +
# 1dc69b00-e5ee-5c4b-9b6b-4d3a122951ac
 +
# 70073341-af17-506c-a1c8-bc71003069ea
 +
# f4099c26-57f5-5a20-bc01-7cf8b1287075
 +
# 9f39e175-fdac-558f-b350-608af5dbbf7e
 +
# c8646ce4-9694-51dd-8e74-81ac0853fd88
 +
# a2b2f077-a40c-590b-a29b-35eec92ffaec
 +
# ced43671-46f4-5dc1-b124-9eda477bce11
 +
# c61aa0a8-83f1-5c1d-b7eb-901ddbb780e1
 +
# c64a1a21-cdf0-55d5-b841-f7eceffd2339
 +
# de6540b2-4809-50ed-9a55-7fa6c1b8f1cf
 +
# 7d9f0435-d2c0-59c2-919d-1a11c6c67047
 +
# e08f3ca9-4f83-5785-b387-458487d914c7
 +
# 314a3fc4-2615-5521-acd0-36adf11825ee
 +
# fc32e826-c8c1-5a1c-8b16-697d23440cbb
 +
# 9c34e303-b3c5-564e-9e5c-b118618d0e13
 +
# 5cc35af3-becc-56d5-b53d-320ba8d3ff00
 +
# d656a616-88ea-59d6-812a-b0a1d155eb47
 +
# 9ecd3c3c-54aa-544c-821d-e3038a3df791
 +
# 25268166-8ba9-5488-bed6-eaf3944550ac
 +
# e64baf58-f370-51d1-a43d-eff340fac308
 +
# 04f010aa-7689-58a4-ac36-25fb75d0cdba
 +
# b27e9660-cb25-5807-80b9-5f6adc17052d
 +
# d5315731-b523-5f03-a034-01c0b6240b6e
 +
# b6387ba6-315e-57cd-950c-dadca81122da
 +
# 63874dc3-d1dc-5a4b-b079-1b7de1831b3a
 +
# a79f81b2-564c-56e2-be19-62d36831eeb6
 +
# 2417b478-02fd-58cd-9798-0907f39eaa03
 +
# 016a7b4d-7be6-5454-9d3d-0c2df2e1378c
 +
# d579f809-0ce6-5758-b7b6-b7c634091d9d
 +
# fbf8015f-732b-533a-994d-a4ba7445c1dd
 +
# 9c94d58e-ff2f-5850-bd8f-0e367b191f42
 +
# c65f00ac-73e3-564d-bbc9-7d108cde252f
 +
# c3a0216b-3382-5442-b09f-75aaa988879a
 +
# 2ce10d4a-a362-5a81-962b-42b45c70ab63
 +
# b98e576d-c7a0-53da-abd1-1c3f5ad3a188
 +
# 2a963941-2b3c-5948-8d69-85a3fb7f0457
 +
# 3fc887a2-937a-5d18-b894-98d09dd1d39b
 +
# fc8912be-280f-5f20-b251-d685eca93f95
 +
# 69fca1f5-4be0-5ec1-a1d2-955d92065020
 +
# 6636a3e8-f787-5a04-8406-c6fe3b6798a5
 +
# 67605d97-3583-5d20-ba24-e6989877df1e
 +
# 69cf3040-c8d9-59b0-89e1-b05fcc9a98a0
 +
# 3a68b617-de49-5902-aeaa-7ec059164946
 +
# ce5df8c0-f3db-51bc-b08c-73fe8b87f5d2
 +
# c92343f2-bc7f-538c-ae59-051331c561b7
 +
# dfc671f9-1121-5469-b69d-0ad5264f89d2
 +
# 2d4d8999-03e3-5eb4-b85f-95b971c3cde5
 +
# daf8f8ab-8f6f-5d43-950c-edec90b39fcd
 +
# 38ed173d-7a12-5294-80cb-03deb8896dfc
 +
# c2464cd9-2b2f-5b69-8599-d7db98e5922e
 +
# a061ea30-5f34-51b3-983e-9563183869ae
 +
# 8dfceb4f-9abc-56ab-a035-ace0cbd802a6
 +
# 670d50da-198f-570f-a994-a7c209257ad1
 +
# 200a8ced-d247-5c36-b6c0-5e248b165c6c
 +
# 039c4a2b-c751-5e35-a248-b973655c5d9d
 +
# 4018c459-16ad-5da8-bf60-ef8fb19fc8b7
 +
# 994562f4-ea19-55f6-8f77-8875775f3e17
 +
# 3ad011d7-916f-5ce5-9ef7-0e035895ea44
 +
# 9200f92e-e3f8-5efd-92f2-7b2f1bf0847f
 +
# 97a31e66-d225-5d83-a4af-475a38aa2adb
 +
# 3b10536c-2511-53dc-8f37-349b0980aa85
 +
# fef24b5f-7f76-5b0b-8c9f-645031adce2c
 +
# e76d17a4-7773-56a7-b905-0a842138f70f
 +
# a6109fdb-a9d3-5ae7-8409-331ba5c2d27d
 +
# 62ec049f-69fd-5bcc-b624-8c99087ee6e8
 +
# 891ecc70-0793-5180-9963-467ca5564cf4
 +
# 95a7c2be-be1f-5af5-80ce-877f694732c0
 +
# 2e29edbf-198e-5fae-bf22-ebbdfebbfec8
 +
# cac373bf-5331-50e5-bf1b-0c82274784ef
 +
# 05aefa51-b0df-548c-b250-c14f6abe6f06
 +
# 8016fa9d-40c2-5094-ac40-7c25ce7a02e4
 +
# d41ef5bd-bc8d-5e23-9daa-6e4040358a4f
 +
# e70d98b8-836d-50d4-be3d-399fdf7e8064
 +
# 42332de1-30ef-5905-a7df-1bf501c24758
 +
# 3734898f-18ea-5e72-8948-d00a38543f3e
 +
# fe9e9e37-f198-50a5-870c-e2f6212df0f5
 +
# 5b2a6eed-5009-5618-9c58-79463e5aed81
 +
# 18bfc844-0da8-5e60-bd46-80d5a36accc0
 +
# a34bac2a-07d6-51e2-9623-8f4e787dd1ae
 +
# 15964277-7247-5779-b648-9c58bc403c94
 +
# 39d607e3-8ca5-5d48-8853-7d2bf3ff38b1
 +
# 09f9fa3c-9733-5972-97d3-6a37be6c9cb6
 +
# f65d2a10-c33a-52ba-b66a-2d04208ae09a
 +
# 790cb175-7a2e-5578-9d83-8c3f74a1ba7a
 +
# 826c8a3a-e5a1-5b48-88a8-88e9da4a3804
 +
# bc246029-71bc-5003-9046-b9c6e3904591
 +
# d594e87d-bd2a-57f2-9b9a-8567700315bf
 +
# ec250261-fe4d-553d-80f4-c518ce489c3b
 +
# 952764ae-a358-5cff-9d78-1564ed77cf61
 +
# 6f4485f2-b904-519e-a027-7d731c785331
 +
# 2218a541-46ab-5e58-a99e-96d63024371a
 +
# c18803d5-5d18-5b48-9091-cb9525b45a5d
 +
# 65c4a415-ada8-5487-8c67-59ad4bdac78f
 +
# 4c3d72ee-49ba-5f90-9984-786f685a1a8b
 +
# 1f420516-0eda-50f0-80db-d675525278e9
 +
# e0332cce-ab98-5e4e-a261-48f44fdc4a98
 +
# d3544376-60a0-59ab-b386-5bebec594908
 +
# dfffaa22-a72c-5805-8dca-fe6ee9987755
 +
# 9988f820-1c60-5264-8b90-949337c3cedf
 +
# 58db71e3-9f64-5d15-915e-476b36f9191a
 +
# b8290519-2254-54b5-bdd2-df3b4e231a6a
 +
# 884685a2-4dc3-5dc8-b04b-977601de1a34
 +
# 290274c7-148c-5303-a8d4-d6d4d7f52f8e
 +
# dbad4bea-4ae3-5618-9bc4-18f0fd29360a
 +
# 834ab250-95ea-5709-8249-945dee2035fd
 +
# 54f69a9f-09f9-5f4e-bfea-2d0ded5d95f7
 +
# b7e0fe3a-2c70-542b-b281-dccd8efcd65f
 +
# 05d201b8-1d4c-5968-a370-09ca4e467013
 +
# 000ec9a8-9043-5811-94ca-8a411fa0e03e
 +
# 78f6a0c2-a318-5536-85d9-fbecf00ae97f
 +
# 895b2fec-6090-50b3-b736-12915362995c
 +
# e70bfc4a-bd05-511e-9022-86d77f35cb4e
 +
# 97a9d405-bb64-5771-8ded-ea9426341cca
 +
# 91d7171a-09c8-58c3-b46e-0190596d8aad
 +
# f1fe714d-f73f-5ee2-adb1-e78f1767fb6a
 +
# f65e4958-037a-5168-9dbb-2ec5bd49d89f
 +
# eeca59c8-1184-550a-8b85-f01a237d9672
 +
# 40e6512c-ad0f-5883-b5aa-4e926e1f3bd9
 +
# b6431490-4465-5c9a-bbfc-cd9fbf5c1333
 +
# ba051f57-b5ac-5c0a-a150-d385b44277a8
 +
# 2cd3e0f7-2009-52d2-b526-d34fb21723fe
 +
# 2eea7b7b-d459-5c7d-b896-b71d2b588ffa
 +
# e2650a40-0382-5739-8382-6084d3330277
 +
# e635d853-4815-5b48-b224-08602e138c05
 +
# e078f25c-30e2-5631-b235-6946de9c432b
 +
# bd348ed9-7ab6-599a-b0ae-c836c8d6d3e8
 +
# 50944e21-cb4c-5d51-a249-43e4d1af3468
 +
# aa572967-5ae9-5453-8c63-1b2ba4d7ccf8
 +
# c1cfc467-5f24-546b-8c5f-bdc0a293c667
 +
# 9d797f23-3038-50a5-93c2-bf7c266cca38
 +
# 5870d0b1-954a-52ba-9d53-b940eaff82f1
 +
# 55eb2970-282b-50b3-8fc6-265815e5ba7e
 +
# 76673657-396c-57c4-b16e-fe3493b084a5
 +
# d87d08db-6e04-53c9-9b8d-44efdef031c9
 +
# cf0311ee-96e9-5cd4-9186-67c94609e101
 +
# 6f2996f9-46ef-5356-96b6-b3f1e3523182
 +
# 22fb38f4-ff3d-5f8b-a147-f01c49075c6f
 +
# 8522d91e-cc0c-5462-8abc-a3cec93fc573
 +
# 860128de-744a-51b6-a93e-3d712031f728
 +
# 88e67bb3-ae40-5de8-81f9-63d078055aa9
 +
# 026f67a8-ba5c-5738-8042-f62686bfeff5
 +
# 093c8673-0b3d-5391-8713-61b7ec93916d
 +
# 39b79118-4636-5160-a1cf-75333edd14cb
 +
# 6081681a-5b81-5ebf-b0ae-1038d42a73ce
 +
# 9417f30f-722c-596f-836d-f7ef871ae43b
 +
# 49531383-446c-55b1-b187-d4f0642224fa
 +
# f231197c-f33b-55ef-b60a-eaf524a2f41e
 +
# 6b084044-bb13-55d7-b59f-702b1488680d
 +
# f1fa6aa9-6519-555e-ab9d-05b4175d28e1
 +
# b1660aab-9cb8-58b8-a182-d6d0b07c5fd3
 +
# 7b2bd1f2-2bd7-534b-bd04-68f172044127
 +
# dd6305cf-ff02-5030-ae8b-6edacc5d1f07
 +
# 51a311d3-ebe6-5287-97b1-2d19ca5bdcfc
 +
# b5f8de82-5b57-5723-98aa-76ca58e573df
 +
# 7f6b0a88-62cf-56d4-b96a-0aad58292649
 +
# 2bc546db-ce90-56d9-a316-a1f4f5c0af0a
 +
# 84cb2f8c-60ec-556e-b96e-75ac454698ec
 +
# 6168d087-dcc3-57ee-92a7-5d9bac36ce2e
 +
# a98ac035-63fb-5c98-a20d-2384dc8ff723
 +
# bfa9aec5-04ec-5ca1-adfd-65d1d06460bd
 +
# a699e191-7231-5ac2-94c4-379e61ca80a4
 +
# 74c2f367-8d01-5c06-92fa-bd67bc8fbe57
 +
# 85065dc6-7524-5607-b41f-57498405462f
 +
# 102a8fef-0b03-51c9-8ace-0017f18ed7d1
 +
# 73647914-d50a-5453-9926-23334f7de37f
 +
# fae139df-46cb-5563-a7c5-789c215895a2
 
# 00154572-02e2-5e63-a3e4-bde3ab4b1934
 
# 00154572-02e2-5e63-a3e4-bde3ab4b1934
# 046bc891-392e-58ac-880d-d202b3810bdd
+
# 445d3127-001d-558c-bde9-13e8c12da851
# 08584d88-4186-5ea6-bc49-5f1f796d37de
+
# 5f5596b2-af42-5b13-ae56-01745d8436e5
# 08757175-c59e-52a6-9fc9-9c72e473ceba
+
# 9afc0938-df6f-507c-839b-9691025fb33f
# 0b148e1f-e4bc-5100-92fc-5ec84c20eecc
+
# 78413bb1-405d-5d79-8ce5-82a5dc42c884
# 0d3b2461-d927-5d99-969a-c6a52d071461
+
# e4c5d608-32d9-597f-87c0-8cb4ea46ef07
# 0ecdc175-34e2-563f-a290-33c0f5549420
+
# c442c857-0356-501c-8a68-17779ee040a7
# 0ef43321-8a3f-5afb-912e-d4439a64f8a1
+
# 795905f0-9e02-5909-ae24-fe2ac1816284
# 102a8fef-0b03-51c9-8ace-0017f18ed7d1
+
# 9a3aa942-1dbf-5301-a812-62cd3460a783
# 135ec01b-fa2c-5eb6-9354-87c4c3e12f63
+
# db98f4a1-d154-512a-a28a-54292a90d2d6
# 172832dd-7c7c-5640-aefa-3e0d142ea1c8
+
# 6443994d-647a-5090-bc9b-e83db656dd53
# 17ae1505-dc66-5fa6-b6fc-76e2e571dcca
+
# 755355ab-39b9-56db-816e-34d897dc0645
# 1def8ba2-ed1f-5049-a814-ce84cd7a9f7b
+
# f5ab7a31-83ed-57b6-ab04-2af368c1d634
# 1f420516-0eda-50f0-80db-d675525278e9
+
# f45873dc-44f5-5584-ad40-34542bb8dc61
# 209a35ed-6e02-544b-952b-d4d0615d8c3c
+
# 3a297d2d-2b56-56fd-9fcf-123e4ec62288
 +
# ae5f5094-3168-546b-84ca-22c8b80d5922
 +
# 7fde8040-4a59-59cf-ae49-e09a1b5aa635
 +
# 2a7db24d-07f3-5830-a21f-60d00f030c10
 +
# 460d022a-35f4-5e6c-9a9e-f867c41e030f
 +
# 230e82f1-3a97-5657-93b4-a1538237a7bd
 +
# bb277e17-2824-53ee-ba9d-dda187c532d4
 +
# 0738368e-a5c0-5139-aed3-7d34edac1e7d
 +
# 1fa4a82b-a924-51af-ac9b-8b6278674dd8
 +
# 99613b4e-e0c7-51f0-bb15-a1e903569e23
 +
# d7ed21a6-3997-51ea-b4d6-f741758c13fb
 +
# b73996a1-4a8e-5cf8-bbe1-65b7f500c5ee
 +
# 35ecdbbd-a857-54d5-8066-5355f5833b39
 +
# 6d727f04-71ca-5843-8a69-6c2a6cf8da8b
 +
# bfd42918-3380-551b-9bac-e40a28920780
 +
# 568adee3-a8de-5104-bbc0-17fdb7a041f3
 +
# 9a24bebd-94db-578b-8fae-7fddc5e896a0
 +
# a0884eb1-3c7d-5f4f-821b-ee43627dcb65
 +
# e5580a9c-8878-51fb-bbd9-7006b8a4cc3f
 +
# 28f762b3-61b8-5f02-88ae-89ec8c7e81be
 +
# 853bc11f-2061-5366-83c7-bad7fe536469
 +
# efef4240-16b2-5790-b5c6-6f96b0ed1532
 +
# 29105784-7e02-588c-97e5-ddeff2316e8d
 +
# 26df43f5-d779-5bab-9f80-c1fd2083989e
 +
# d9fd83e7-73b6-551a-8096-26c4229b1e04
 +
# 706a7b19-9be1-51e3-a0de-36a2f7987b60
 +
# 02ab2fe9-7692-5057-b2f8-4226e91af364
 +
# 847c38a1-d8c9-51ec-b562-7bc308ea1436
 +
# acb7cc6c-28d9-5bb0-a827-c74e3568fa88
 +
# 414e1003-9a8c-5855-95f7-6c1282cbbebc
 +
# 78ef1707-1428-5377-a652-f3d0c85e8fbb
 +
# 6d88d868-e9a8-5917-a207-d83f29efba56
 +
# 425c30a1-41d4-5ae3-be78-025a30bf44ab
 +
# 106bde6e-9527-53ad-b111-e2037a5b74ce
 +
# 556d0f42-6c25-58fb-8f9a-f8d4b6f780af
 
# 2133fa57-71c7-52ad-93be-adebb04251a9
 
# 2133fa57-71c7-52ad-93be-adebb04251a9
# 2158ef67-cc5c-52aa-b437-87ad938d5430
+
# ee442ef6-a0cb-5ad9-bf43-94f18c4e8740
# 23000a39-d407-5fd7-9956-3d90a0bc283c
+
# c09e84c2-53f3-5a22-92fe-2f6640a8587e
# 23029be0-b127-5777-912f-664613740e58
+
# 14d6dbc6-0a0b-5fb4-a138-cbdb20db7e17
# 230e82f1-3a97-5657-93b4-a1538237a7bd
+
# c9c5f45e-ba64-5fad-9957-38ab1a499941
# 25da16d6-e6a6-52a5-8507-91f2e4e68875
+
# 49269530-d80b-5ed4-ae67-ed4b93fb5693
# 27773d87-9fc1-5fa3-945d-8602b334d630
+
# 4240b365-c054-54f8-8d3f-0391cf5b0ed9
 +
# 7720e4c5-ed66-52cf-9f2f-bc879e038fb1
 +
# a5889954-35ee-5f27-968b-fa8b635e4a8a
 +
# 36bb1d7a-2b10-5b88-a174-2aadc2b05bff
 +
# c5b670f6-b597-5b51-857c-fb39de274310
 +
# 42f19a9a-49f5-5763-9d1b-e73866701a1d
 +
# 24e2385a-b813-5a36-83d9-ffa61701b9fa
 +
# 7a8400c7-5b62-561a-a6cd-1223f0d5eb7a
 +
# 904de3b7-6db0-5120-9119-677c992b0b79
 +
# ce035b77-82af-583b-a3e8-e84a6aee60a7
 +
# d4ca9a3a-2f06-5976-90e4-5ea0f5b5e66f
 +
# 05452407-2642-56dc-a82d-04db02985a80
 +
# 875e068d-896a-5fd2-aa71-0b0f3ef41135
 +
# d9adef91-1e37-5ba1-b2e8-abe8f31a1833
 +
# a8bd5dc6-24a0-516f-862a-dbef66f9f688
 +
# ee81cbf2-b0ab-53c2-92bc-601c1a8b1e45
 +
# dcb476d0-ddaa-5fa9-8218-06136ad8d86e
 +
# a55157bf-707e-5a29-a48d-a3f0bed1d6c6
 +
# bc7c6f63-35ea-50e3-9c88-19fcaa244177
 +
# 320d9feb-542d-5a6e-ad5c-9c744a798c2b
 +
# e25e269a-1269-5fbd-a642-9d7f79d10f2d
 +
# f1f4b931-f681-580e-810d-2a34b702697e
 +
# 81d0c47a-2e72-5d3a-a943-c3629da07d92
 +
# c52a3a30-8a13-59b6-90fe-e164f4a32106
 +
# b09c0be6-756d-52a8-97a0-db71a93d0a1d
 +
# ec5a6655-6dee-5a4f-b41d-22ba96dde335
 +
# bd1265b7-cfde-5dd8-be8b-43d261c352ba
 +
# 4f5a2e62-cd3b-513a-87e2-a6b4a2789be0
 +
# ef1c928a-a640-5586-a129-596a7a13c9a6
 +
# 11139b65-809e-5677-b492-41b5ea887947
 +
# a0c77e71-3f4b-543c-9bae-91f653eed3b1
 +
# 449e2210-62d9-5a2e-9852-bf1fbb69a889
 +
# a2770062-f332-5803-b8c0-50305b903c6f
 +
# 49542948-ec82-5172-8bf0-9628012c0058
 +
# c4e83dbb-6fca-5534-98f1-52eb6e40b776
 +
# 8f8e4b03-7b4d-5555-8320-662ab2ac144a
 +
# e6fc438e-c9a2-5303-969c-47e690ee87ec
 +
# 4caed2fd-3d86-5c7e-8ea2-2672771ef4b3
 +
# 5329910f-f3fd-5f61-adeb-ab971ef0b678
 +
# 2ebf25c6-a45b-5acd-b2a8-11bc9baaa1c6
 +
# 611ef1be-3b71-5ffc-814d-48f4d47b9f93
 +
# b81ab1b2-2dbc-56b0-be46-414e08d9d272
 +
# 09e5489a-c73c-5f03-b7af-4c1e4963d78b
 +
# 1596da10-dc6f-5e77-b089-3ea8cd3dbdbc
 +
# 341b55d0-a744-553b-8669-1517d1c49c37
 +
# e37f6b21-aa9e-5ff1-bf34-2a9299a8355e
 +
# 4b47e05c-5685-5a67-b679-a4ea4c1a25c3
 +
# 1a3465ca-53e3-53dd-84d5-21f6e8ab05f4
 +
# a7c6943a-4abb-5b93-af5b-6344916912e9
 +
# 93de036a-5003-5aec-9f71-147c94f77bfe
 +
# 0209660c-2175-55b9-bec1-2b691935cd30
 +
# bad65b6f-9a98-559f-bcd0-5844ee3cc5ee
 +
# 96807e9a-e2a6-51bf-aaf8-e3da37483dfa
 +
# 8999b3d5-94d7-5f86-98e2-21bc7379dd91
 +
# 0e81742f-115b-50ce-8dca-26f932f7b668
 +
# 2bfb2407-4d17-55a6-a61a-13553af327d7
 +
# 9f79eb33-aa01-5e2c-97e5-d1cde7ea1764
 +
# a1e93892-d6c2-5805-93b4-1476cb35edb1
 +
# 90836205-94b6-5a37-a5d8-f12910f29abb
 +
# 07ab3f20-80af-50f6-8a3e-7395f6aa06a6
 +
# 8cfe7501-4ab0-5aec-9c66-07a2950a48cb
 +
# f6d65d29-83ba-55c9-8bfe-26d88864907e
 +
# ba89ae53-04bf-5a43-9489-f41b20d42f8f
 +
# 8b845946-6ed2-54da-97d9-6e0fa6423e5e
 +
# 4679c979-75c7-5299-86df-9c039349b0b2
 +
# 090a42db-5ffe-5e69-bc33-21305beb7f51
 +
# c8ebca2d-3b03-5485-a8a8-03ecd637642e
 +
# 91db9f59-970e-5d49-a791-f29ea09524a4
 +
# c11fe4b1-29ad-5562-ba47-d26da045fe86
 +
# 209a35ed-6e02-544b-952b-d4d0615d8c3c
 +
# 1fe205ba-ae07-542a-b566-b53b86fe4a3f
 +
# 68dde5e9-ff13-53e7-8ce6-6760413f7855
 +
# 91135a7c-54fe-5e73-8318-da8864ab5c37
 +
# f3d6682e-8eb8-5ca4-b199-1d28bd672f5d
 +
# c92cd170-705b-5845-92ba-5d685d5fb24e
 +
# 1e078b88-0722-5e0e-a965-3f4cb185b4aa
 +
# 2f01b821-0c1a-5ec9-b45e-931fbf1515d4
 +
# f94c02dc-28f4-5dc5-b36f-c63f88430160
 +
# 5f3c0474-439a-5468-ba08-6bbb1f693d32
 +
# 8e986e77-bdbe-5648-aba4-f14238b56ddc
 +
# a5dce98e-3e17-555e-b67c-4448bad354bc
 +
# 16c9a1a1-6234-52e9-9a9b-a664f572dc2f
 +
# d784c7d1-9690-53da-a2fa-7f92a63f5b80
 +
# e58abca7-64ae-5799-b063-15d876b5083d
 +
# 1b23bf21-e92e-552f-88b0-fb6bf8ad066f
 +
# f3d00000-3072-5abe-a4c2-ba7d1a9cef0f
 +
# 0340ec0e-654c-5452-9edd-3eec26e54537
 +
# 48c906a3-a6fd-54b0-971f-6b98bacc2865
 +
# b0d71db6-8905-5f0d-beb5-8959027151ec
 +
# cba25de9-328c-5bd5-bd9d-dc0c51ea603c
 +
# f55683b4-9db7-528c-ae91-1fc8142c3888
 +
# fbeb3029-a6a7-5ea8-a7a0-a60867b64165
 +
# 71405975-e88a-5bc8-bb33-58201ed52528
 +
# bdae9e2c-8c92-50ba-92da-c0235955c36b
 +
# 3a4d256d-301b-5565-958f-f2272f4ed906
 +
# 78dbc571-ab1c-54f8-8036-6bfde6c095fb
 +
# d3e29b36-d2f3-5db7-8d31-599952041c65
 +
# de4df1f5-d414-5b2b-8a87-876aa26fd603
 +
# 09ba118a-42ac-5757-905c-e9e956c93ba6
 +
# 28211109-7af6-51c5-91df-d1fc8e46cff2
 +
# e45a9f24-254e-57ca-b457-0c40e56c643a
 +
# 3fee973d-2d74-5e13-967c-5953ebd0cdbf
 +
# dc4b3c41-a844-562a-903e-c256df0b0fa7
 +
# 5a7083e8-3809-5a53-9754-dda96791a4b0
 +
# f349654d-f32e-5590-9b02-8a8c43759a41
 +
# 726847dc-c652-5ef6-8696-53830c0a1e2b
 +
# 3c26bb4f-6b33-5743-a28a-6dd99ea7d04d
 +
# 79b9e495-b06b-5461-9b02-5aded2e25574
 
# 2904fcef-5c88-58e6-b651-c8db16da8b4e
 
# 2904fcef-5c88-58e6-b651-c8db16da8b4e
# 29a80edb-16d6-5da1-9d7c-34f80c7826d8
+
# bec6a785-5fbe-5894-8d0d-cdd5e6281e09
 
# 2aad5103-42b4-5836-a997-9c5d41ef18d0
 
# 2aad5103-42b4-5836-a997-9c5d41ef18d0
# 2ca667ea-3e06-5b04-ae11-c2e81ed10333
+
# 7c8b6640-386e-5eea-b264-73bcd7bde4d2
# 2cd3e0f7-2009-52d2-b526-d34fb21723fe
+
# ab9d78bb-5cee-5757-ae4e-2a4f40911339
# 35327ccb-4c06-5054-b3a1-b1871ac0c928
+
# 16f8e890-830e-563e-9feb-0835b2656faf
 +
# 27773d87-9fc1-5fa3-945d-8602b334d630
 +
# da05dab1-d037-5c6a-bb80-6978bf82609c
 +
# 9d933cad-8817-50fc-924d-a831919d153e
 +
# fcf7a7eb-1eea-5bac-9202-1d3f77f2c80a
 +
# 7a2715ba-7a2f-5bcf-bb79-6fb864185bc1
 +
# 97127900-4d61-591a-95c8-851ad788386c
 +
# 2158ef67-cc5c-52aa-b437-87ad938d5430
 +
# fcce9fa0-a11a-5775-a4bd-a47817c0b4cf
 +
# 7155e1f2-07ca-595d-ac68-508faf3984a3
 +
# 4912282c-ec7a-5a0d-9e6e-10d3418ab330
 +
# ec989eb9-12d4-5725-8711-99bc216282c2
 +
# 43511388-d9ad-5efe-b951-63cd4ccedc6f
 +
# 9588d056-d8f3-5ec4-b1b3-d2535e89e433
 +
# ab90cdd6-b2ff-5e8c-b398-402d0d2349b5
 +
# 04a3c76d-3b34-53e7-bc15-b2986ed8bc68
 +
# 86539afd-7a30-5af5-b039-de147fc45936
 +
# 17cf6639-f437-5b45-b6d2-c1e190686d51
 +
# ac32ed82-bfa6-5942-aeba-9a13a2c126dd
 +
# cd27b5b7-6c20-56c9-8897-47f2f37822e2
 +
# 7d60a449-d8d8-5444-9ba2-6f1c98edd903
 +
# 7b8d4307-8341-5705-95d8-570de61099c7
 +
# f3ad957c-d149-5d4f-baf0-4b06a0167e25
 +
# 84c1c839-1840-50c9-952a-82154782ff6e
 
# 35547760-624c-5f0f-aa6f-05827e5396dd
 
# 35547760-624c-5f0f-aa6f-05827e5396dd
# 3602c6d2-660d-5d6f-b3bf-8aad19c3c492
+
# e3bcd047-5c79-5747-8e0e-98d4e0fa74a6
# 37e8070f-4690-5a1e-9118-3b0a4e4af248
+
# 6906dd42-3359-51ef-8793-fde50ce0de4a
# 38ed173d-7a12-5294-80cb-03deb8896dfc
+
# b4a40718-739a-5580-95be-52ac57cf80ac
# 39540864-cfcb-5819-bdd9-16f314fa7aa4
+
# 04966588-dbe2-52be-af24-cde9fb9db851
# 3b3aed58-a224-50be-9129-ba20483846b6
+
# a6e84ff0-b972-5cdf-9df8-251cb75bfed3
# 3d9ffba2-c0f6-5fcb-b3b2-ee8795c1f720
+
# 85dd384f-37bf-5365-af59-78a0cb78aed8
# 3e62ef75-49ce-5e12-bd8a-b173a9c4269d
+
# 26d636f3-99a8-5599-b359-3630e827d3b0
# 3e74af7e-d5fe-561a-9835-2baa0724af3e
+
# 323ea15d-db8e-5d48-a714-29559414abc8
# 3e7765a5-f766-5a74-8711-2720bef89403
+
# 12e8d98b-b1a0-5687-95f0-8fdafa840de8
# 41e41ecd-5ed0-5ae0-891e-652664dfde38
+
# cabb45bd-93cc-555a-a7a6-24c75c7c27b0
# 4334a9ee-88d9-5be8-b019-723c34e7a83f
+
# ddf1e56e-ea62-5dde-90ec-9f4960cfd90f
# 43637145-5846-5213-bbd2-62c51fc68393
+
# d9d94b85-1847-5138-8dfe-e3e871f34407
# 464e554b-b208-5249-8f37-64ce5e075d9d
 
# 4912282c-ec7a-5a0d-9e6e-10d3418ab330
 
# 49a75cc1-bd31-5e44-9b08-d43f91c666de
 
# 49de1a38-5ca8-5831-a90f-e676aed4bbc6
 
# 4b0d6770-c68c-5d87-9cc7-d33fae6dc98e
 
# 4b963434-6486-5baf-a02b-e2ba5fd2ebd8
 
# 553d2e98-2bcb-516d-8eaf-5442f1c9d0d6
 
# 56f3037e-639d-5011-8fee-c4b0912baa83
 
# 57c2fed8-6e80-5c80-a398-0edfc27cf754
 
# 5a8d1f9a-b07d-5a7b-be1e-525b50d5258c
 
# 5c39d369-cba1-59d8-965b-d1b068809e6b
 
# 5dd8151e-6bab-5302-8c3e-611ae32825b7
 
# 64edaa0d-1f4f-5ebe-a9c7-de0f2eabf74d
 
# 65c4a415-ada8-5487-8c67-59ad4bdac78f
 
# 65e7cf48-31dd-546f-98b1-d235ef5c9100
 
 
# 6691672e-826a-53ba-a42a-8cbf38ad511d
 
# 6691672e-826a-53ba-a42a-8cbf38ad511d
# 673eec8a-d30a-5f43-a3b0-8535a9b464e7
+
# f8cc323e-9206-5bc5-aea3-29d91f118e5b
# 67d13536-af25-5a31-b81e-021e2e9676f5
+
# 0d3b2461-d927-5d99-969a-c6a52d071461
# 6b1a016b-877b-5451-b250-e979e72ea44a
+
# e7a980f5-5d62-532d-9a24-55030b54a312
# 6b7cd4ef-9ee9-50d5-8d77-493dbbadcb9f
+
# ce31a1fd-0a44-5afa-b9da-2c4c5c27f981
# 6bead760-585c-5fea-a296-164189e886ed
+
# c0b5d3d3-b589-5270-a98c-48fc16466e15
# 6bf5c6a4-e2e0-5c9d-b768-c39227ea1a22
+
# 5a4059be-7068-5d76-93f7-e302410146b2
# 6f4485f2-b904-519e-a027-7d731c785331
+
# 546a61af-6349-59aa-bdb0-6ff16bb4844c
# 6f534227-fcc8-50a1-94f8-40e9fec2241f
+
# 6d2742ab-dc88-5030-9ffe-28caeae898db
# 6f7c3202-9bc7-5bbf-8bb9-d0ead792c632
+
# 29a80edb-16d6-5da1-9d7c-34f80c7826d8
# 6fd02b30-262e-5c45-b966-1e1550446dbf
+
# ec768572-179b-57d0-9396-d686587daebc
# 713a7c42-fbf3-5305-b821-ffd5f871bd84
+
# cd54ab7c-e490-5d58-a295-5478015d1184
# 71405975-e88a-5bc8-bb33-58201ed52528
+
# 72117cde-9cc1-5e95-b898-05f68e495551
# 725e2413-9cf9-562f-9bad-4231fea16e28
+
# acebb7e3-9d07-5c49-85b7-7adfc8fc41fd
# 726847dc-c652-5ef6-8696-53830c0a1e2b
+
# 950c7fc9-1fa5-5216-94c2-c7af1d2b4e42
# 72f1f6f8-d49a-50f4-85ef-5f571240bd09
+
# 1978eb6c-d503-5be1-b5f7-14b3597bc0b4
# 773eee34-46e4-5b3f-a653-9371796e8b58
+
# 271a81e4-69fb-5835-b1b2-f76a9c1c18a3
# 7d60a449-d8d8-5444-9ba2-6f1c98edd903
+
# 35327ccb-4c06-5054-b3a1-b1871ac0c928
# 7ea6bc06-01e7-5915-b6c1-1141386bb99c
+
# 21fc1a88-5fed-533a-953d-6c80f4ee30a2
# 81dde1b4-ed9b-5925-a879-70efb841d5fd
+
# 5175aa99-1b6d-5fd2-9133-295ba903b9f0
# 85dd384f-37bf-5365-af59-78a0cb78aed8
+
# 343360c9-2128-5b24-93e1-f215e9833088
# 86cc4be5-f25e-5289-8566-602b9d6e634a
+
# b67a51a3-938e-5ce3-83df-cb623f278864
 +
# 4fb0d6a4-3835-5cae-a070-2c13fb98dd2f
 +
# 6b7cd4ef-9ee9-50d5-8d77-493dbbadcb9f
 +
# 771dba15-d33d-528a-9ada-74ad6d008b46
 +
# e21b7bd5-3f7f-5595-80d4-e32eccd37d60
 +
# 29ff6749-c781-55d3-92e1-58877edb6cbe
 +
# 9757fdf4-db68-54cd-92a5-1ee46fe2aa65
 
# 882bc233-3966-5d04-bccb-ae2e0e5e763b
 
# 882bc233-3966-5d04-bccb-ae2e0e5e763b
# 895b2fec-6090-50b3-b736-12915362995c
+
# d220e9c0-d4df-5cb9-a22e-a1fffc52f48c
# 898a37b4-252d-54bd-933e-c456f95dadee
+
# 054b21bd-e1df-510f-909a-c4752ceae387
# 8a4ca1ad-96aa-569b-8bde-8c57ea815ae9
+
# 65e7cf48-31dd-546f-98b1-d235ef5c9100
# 8a58ccb4-f327-592a-b946-72d7a56d9d2e
+
# 8d0e0384-d7f7-5c9d-b974-2999e093cf0e
 +
# 23f7696f-bc53-5e5a-b34f-c8c7a8a420a6
 
# 8e1b0bfa-bc19-5cf8-888c-d31247c71190
 
# 8e1b0bfa-bc19-5cf8-888c-d31247c71190
# 8f7d83f9-7007-5f7b-901b-bcb35f900859
+
# 1f74fb9c-6ffd-5152-be52-0383e60b30c3
# 900af948-f3f8-5d21-b015-6667461dd215
+
# 25da16d6-e6a6-52a5-8507-91f2e4e68875
# 903f52cf-cb81-5c26-97f7-7d87a6d3b243
+
# f0e3833f-b09f-5bc4-8b8f-f449084b6846
# 91168585-a6ee-5b76-ba2b-c41f5685180c
+
# cbd65958-d879-5f15-a21b-b5685d30d9bd
# 935e73e9-ecf1-5d4f-8668-8fb907cdee4f
+
# 4bb4aab5-23c4-5c97-b78e-8a1f7c02c035
# 9491599b-459c-5e6e-9ee0-d85a0497ef55
+
# c58a5275-dfbd-5096-9683-d0e8bbc0b9c9
# 97127900-4d61-591a-95c8-851ad788386c
+
# c6702427-bd40-58f9-8df4-d097dc8ab169
# 995623b5-4ded-5315-9f2d-f44a0db0ee7c
+
# 70ad5c77-a430-58d9-9f93-b3dbbb7c8424
# 9d1b6f68-d4ea-5932-8b47-d05b142a72ee
+
# 7c4e012c-62dc-5ad7-a6fe-0c08ba927563
# 9e4ad090-7e0e-5aa7-9a55-8e0bb0b8ea8b
+
# 5803a35b-b796-5c1b-b2e9-de60a7183cfa
# 9fa68e29-e97a-5496-9edf-f3d9ce528f0a
+
# 6f534227-fcc8-50a1-94f8-40e9fec2241f
# 9fac5c76-ef99-5c5c-a8ed-b36fa44e50bf
+
# 38a5a908-3141-5fc7-b61c-48b8240a7ebf
# a0bc51e1-ff72-56b8-8574-a4204759a872
+
# d7b04463-0909-5038-9e8d-37087ed65a51
# a1c63d58-b0b6-5029-bc8a-b0318119f506
+
# ea37dc88-c40c-530c-a466-130c4ac49f20
# a399201b-61ec-5bc2-8041-57fdbcb572cd
+
# 58384a5d-84ee-57ec-918b-8e249d5ebd4f
# a5dce98e-3e17-555e-b67c-4448bad354bc
+
# 27e0a26c-32a5-5aa7-a910-9dd1b34179b8
# a8bd5dc6-24a0-516f-862a-dbef66f9f688
+
# 6824233e-25b2-54c7-bc61-f4542bb078a9
# ab1d561b-6bfa-5686-97a8-259ed0e4b200
+
# 3e7765a5-f766-5a74-8711-2720bef89403
# acebb7e3-9d07-5c49-85b7-7adfc8fc41fd
+
# 1191e8c5-ab1c-5068-9f08-c9202b124ccf
# ae5f5094-3168-546b-84ca-22c8b80d5922
+
# b897393b-9327-5511-b5c7-437427d855ec
# b09c0be6-756d-52a8-97a0-db71a93d0a1d
+
# e2c76ec3-2530-553e-8513-52825fc415f5
 +
# 7e0ed4f4-34da-57e5-a570-75d8a0d7f8c9
 +
# 464e554b-b208-5249-8f37-64ce5e075d9d
 +
# 4cde4b9b-0648-569c-a5fb-ea4486a97929
 +
# 6b986db2-cc13-5048-b864-22299aeb94dd
 +
# c35556ad-67f0-5b66-9276-73e07117c329
 +
# 4a01a439-778e-584b-ba91-8c37b8a0b945
 +
# 90b12bc9-5e80-5aac-be93-09425afe75e5
 +
# c8a632e8-fa59-5fac-b61b-1f92688a54da
 +
# 4a844fc6-170c-55af-b804-15e0a09ec3a5
 +
# 13524dec-423f-5910-b101-000ec871f216
 
# b337d406-6624-57cb-95cd-dd68431ee649
 
# b337d406-6624-57cb-95cd-dd68431ee649
# b3404349-725f-5b2a-b9c7-dceae37d53ba
+
# 00d861ce-9d50-5b91-9c56-7c0e30a28c3d
# b45835d7-ea26-548c-b904-ae20f678e131
+
# 1cdb91d1-df4b-51d4-a776-52cc59d726af
# b4a40718-739a-5580-95be-52ac57cf80ac
+
# 5a8d1f9a-b07d-5a7b-be1e-525b50d5258c
# b67a51a3-938e-5ce3-83df-cb623f278864
+
# 7c340df9-224f-5f65-9e57-7eff05be73f6
# b832f9a3-fc8c-532d-b1f7-d7b9dd0e2d6e
+
# 3b1d5744-6526-5b7b-8e21-744ea02306f1
# b8976cf8-d5d0-5c24-a5eb-bc40190f85fd
+
# bc0c82ac-46db-5a05-b414-909d705e6e2a
# ba1421d7-bbee-54c1-8026-bd95cfedc92b
+
# 1133ba55-d13d-549c-8178-ac459ea06674
# ba89ae53-04bf-5a43-9489-f41b20d42f8f
+
# 0097d314-9edc-5a2b-9b1a-f6b5b94d2220
# bad65b6f-9a98-559f-bcd0-5844ee3cc5ee
+
# b67997fc-3c84-55d3-b5a2-1577012b76b6
# bb76621a-ed64-57ff-bb30-eaf319c66381
+
# ecba356d-cf0a-5dfa-b1db-f23b28dce404
# bdae9e2c-8c92-50ba-92da-c0235955c36b
+
# f2d510b5-6bab-5c69-a045-806ce2cb4d5a
# c35556ad-67f0-5b66-9276-73e07117c329
+
# 26320cc7-1176-5670-8f26-13448937a651
# c3be6486-bf0a-5d4c-98f9-e09b7a48cd02
+
# 139ece97-e1f5-569e-96bb-2b2caabfe097
# c53125eb-36f2-58f6-b890-3fdddbb02219
+
# 53a4f11b-6424-56c9-9f7b-13e7f7b6f27d
# c92343f2-bc7f-538c-ae59-051331c561b7
+
# 612cf62c-ee23-572f-979f-d86e7fbd4f7d
# ca8f102e-4186-5b9b-90ad-a562e0009d73
+
# fe863a5b-275b-5ace-85f0-9c311536d1a4
# cbd65958-d879-5f15-a21b-b5685d30d9bd
+
# e286dea7-1781-5499-8b04-64aec6aac29e
# ce035b77-82af-583b-a3e8-e84a6aee60a7
+
# 2feca3ff-c5ec-5856-b721-4998d305f6cb
# cfaeca24-0887-5d13-acd0-70e475f6551b
+
# a73d39d9-3341-5fdd-a96a-e780ea2c90d6
# cfdd19a9-fd37-5164-a3f0-6e749567fc8b
+
# 135ec01b-fa2c-5eb6-9354-87c4c3e12f63
# cfe6887a-407f-5be7-b541-85d219012b5b
 
# d001ee75-ce44-56e9-8b22-6110cc2a2a17
 
# d0d56e0e-46df-5679-a082-3034b64e5197
 
# d4163e0b-71c3-5b98-bc28-fe6ad6c1cbe3
 
# d5efa477-cc71-5302-b79a-3be14615bb6d
 
# d840aefe-d163-5e9d-bbf7-346a1a93207c
 
# d87b4b0d-1af7-521d-93e5-705b9c064b4e
 
# d8c518c6-35d9-55b3-b9b4-3610f7064839
 
# d8d79c97-5aee-5ae5-a3fe-e7da0eae4cfc
 
# d96c5875-533d-5a16-8199-50942d5d8f0d
 
# da7fbaeb-34ab-5de8-8dab-8c43dbb78ed9
 
# dc2e5974-2afb-5c81-a0f3-6882fbfaaccf
 
# ddc27138-5274-5187-a396-98524911e10d
 
# df22fe73-a4af-5b9a-bcd6-5803594329d0
 
# e21b7bd5-3f7f-5595-80d4-e32eccd37d60
 
# e2c76ec3-2530-553e-8513-52825fc415f5
 
# e3fc783d-50bf-5c28-813f-42aa6cd5d945
 
# e557518b-75b2-5a55-86e0-a1f9555e857e
 
# e70090a8-06bc-5f4d-8961-fe8799a7f758
 
# e7b40c39-aa6e-5077-9689-a261b39e070f
 
# e82b25d9-37ad-533f-888b-dd687ec819dc
 
# ea37dc88-c40c-530c-a466-130c4ac49f20
 
# ea77fda6-fc06-5f5b-a48a-a5294dfc9396
 
# eb5dffc4-fa51-5a2d-880f-35ab1391f8c8
 
# ec989eb9-12d4-5725-8711-99bc216282c2
 
 
# ee1440c2-a7c8-5856-8bb9-b1d2ad39f9a6
 
# ee1440c2-a7c8-5856-8bb9-b1d2ad39f9a6
 +
# 2fa14748-25e9-57b4-9f25-dfc441e614d6
 +
# a1c63d58-b0b6-5029-bc8a-b0318119f506
 
# f076aac5-ca8c-5cfc-80e9-00c006f6562b
 
# f076aac5-ca8c-5cfc-80e9-00c006f6562b
# f0d43ac6-b030-539a-8fd4-1799c01edca2
+
# ec2af67a-0d66-578e-a295-4aeeb94908ca
# f0e3833f-b09f-5bc4-8b8f-f449084b6846
+
# 62d662f8-71f1-5b5d-8aeb-37a7e818b728
# f16a97b5-a9e9-5aaf-aa59-9bd1841508d2
+
# d96c5875-533d-5a16-8199-50942d5d8f0d
# f1ee6fb0-212f-5cd2-b5c7-21bc13a4693f
+
# b67608ea-6d88-50ce-ba45-1285f35a75cc
# f2c50136-40db-54f8-bc92-deebabf69dee
+
# 59c9c8cb-6588-5383-828c-5953bc87e81f
# f2d510b5-6bab-5c69-a045-806ce2cb4d5a
+
# 43637145-5846-5213-bbd2-62c51fc68393
# f3917274-b91c-5846-bee4-d928b3f15d92
+
# 49a75cc1-bd31-5e44-9b08-d43f91c666de
# f58a17c8-24bd-59f6-a189-7231bf3b74f1
+
# 31c17890-85e1-5bcb-9684-92812705ada0
# f61c519b-7315-5061-a763-8057b3ba6fb5
+
# 5c39d369-cba1-59d8-965b-d1b068809e6b
# f757813d-b5b5-5446-a752-4a589dc4ac11
+
# 3399fab2-14c5-51d5-b67f-dec3accb53be
# f95151a1-29f4-5fa8-9e40-611a6c5544d0
+
# 5323981c-32f8-52e7-baaa-37a27812b761
# fa0ba376-6c87-55b6-a58b-de5a4a2c42b3
+
# 6f1ba914-215d-5307-aeac-b0d8f71468bb
# fa5dea52-e700-5e6e-863f-c53fd9b72264
+
 
# fb6e8946-6266-5a70-a193-8038b4dfd0aa
+
====prompt_textonly====
# fd1b32fc-7422-56ea-9e31-995ba9a26893
+
Captions in the 'pick an image' prompt and not the 'pick a caption' prompt. (4)
# fdb3fea3-4555-581b-ba1b-58baecc3e1c4
+
# Putin Putin in orbit
 +
# Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
 +
# my children will never understand me
 +
# i donna think it means what you think it means
 +
 
 +
====prompt_captionsonly====
 +
Captions in the 'pick an caption' prompt and not the 'pick a image' prompt. (669)
 +
# I lost my wrist
 +
# super high intensity training at NORAD
 +
# #justnasathings
 +
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
 +
# Come on party people, put your hands together
 +
# is the eject button meant to do this?
 +
# New car flipping world record set
 +
# Oh bother not again
 +
# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
 +
# The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
 +
# check out my new pet
 +
# would you choose the microwave over this?
 +
# marvel universe howard the duck returns
 +
# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
 +
# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
 +
# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
 +
# just cos()
 +
# leapfrog, anyone?
 +
# Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
 +
# Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
 +
# 突っ込むところもねい!
 +
# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
 +
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
 +
# The next generation of crypto currencies
 +
# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
 +
# i was gonna eat that
 +
# Crocodile Pink Eye
 +
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 +
# That's gonna hurt on the way out
 +
# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
 +
# You did what in my tuba?
 +
# That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad.  "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
 +
# Don't inhale!
 +
# they said we couldn't play god
 +
# When you get a perfect score on your test
 +
# NICE MULTIPANTS
 +
# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
 +
# AGHHHHH
 +
# new phone who dis
 +
# my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
 +
# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
 +
# Hoverboard to full power!
 +
# when you see it...
 +
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
 +
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
 +
# 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
 +
# lol, no i didn't jump
 +
# PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
 +
# this is just a tribute #thed
 +
# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
 +
# To get to the other tree and leaf!
 +
# whoops GPS error
 +
# I wonder what will this lead to...
 +
# Soon. Soon...
 +
# Ce n'est pas un canard
 +
# New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
 +
# The infamous Snow-muon.
 +
# Me llamo t-bone
 +
# Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
 +
# my new boss
 +
# WARRRBLGARBL
 +
# Any hatchlings in here?
 +
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
 +
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 +
# Look out!
 +
# How did the mars rover get here?
 +
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 +
# SIDE GOER 4
 +
# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
 +
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
 +
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
 +
# truly, i am euphoric
 +
# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
 +
# I should really separate those
 +
# I loled my head off!!!
 +
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
 +
# you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
 +
# just another cat video
 +
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 +
# I don't want to set the world on fire
 +
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
 +
# Captain obvious strikes again
 +
# Selfie #Nofilter
 +
# such lambda
 +
# My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
 +
# Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
 +
# Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
 +
# Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
 +
# What has science done?!
 +
# I'll just go buy cigarettes
 +
# dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
 +
# It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
 +
# Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
 +
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
 +
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
 +
# SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
 +
# oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS  COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
 +
# a spherical cow
 +
# THAT'S NO MOON
 +
# #drbalanced
 +
# sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
 +
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 +
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
 +
# void main() { fork; }
 +
# Something seems to be wrong with my car
 +
# Does my eye look bloodshot?
 +
# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
 +
# my taco face
 +
# Eating my breakfast!
 +
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
 +
# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
 +
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
 +
# We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
 +
# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
 +
# Zeus takes his revenge
 +
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 +
# Why are there ants on my face?!
 +
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
 +
# Nasa is fully funded
 +
# An unsuccessful bike design...
 +
# Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
 +
# I found it!!!!!!!
 +
# It's a cat ass trophy
 +
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 +
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
 +
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
 +
# Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
 +
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
 +
# If you've got a moustache...
 +
# #onering #fuckhobbits
 +
# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
 +
# finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
 +
# The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
 +
# Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
 +
# research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
 +
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
 +
# omg too much chiplote
 +
# it's pretty dark in this box
 +
# Do you care to #engage with this #content
 +
# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
 +
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
 +
# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
 +
# Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
 +
# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
 +
# That's not a chicken
 +
# feeding my pet
 +
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 +
# #hoax
 +
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
 +
# best day evar!!!!
 +
# wake up sheeple!
 +
# Goodnight moon
 +
# No more sorrow!
 +
# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
 +
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
 +
# Click "Like" when you see it!
 +
# TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
 +
# Top of the world
 +
# The evolution of fun
 +
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 +
# Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
 +
# Black begins and wins.
 +
# if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
 +
# Sun deflation: optimal
 +
# Oh, Canada...
 +
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 +
# I'm going to be smashed to bits
 +
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 +
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 +
# Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
 +
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
 +
# They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
 +
# Do my feet smell?
 +
# Rock, paper, FACE
 +
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 +
# inner city air conditioning
 +
# What is your Pony Personality?
 +
# #satellite #navigation
 +
# The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
 +
# Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
 +
# moo!
 +
# Hat in the cat strike back!
 +
# ?????????????
 +
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
 +
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 +
# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
 +
# quack quack, motherflipper
 +
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
 +
# is that a war walrus?
 +
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
 +
# My new haircut!
 +
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 +
# I am infinite.  i am eternal.
 +
# He left me! :ccc
 +
# This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
 +
# Proof: loch ness monster.
 +
# She's got interesting taste in men.
 +
# Life on the moon.
 +
# New headcanon:
 +
# I forgot to turn the tap off lol
 +
# Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
 +
# My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
 +
# Job interview today.
 +
# All my selfies be like
 +
# Obama pardons Santa claus
 +
# My dad in the army
 +
# there is none of this left in the men's room #help
 +
# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
 +
# A window into my soul
 +
# Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
 +
# The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
 +
# Is there really any point? FML
 +
# big data strikes back
 +
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
 +
# He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
 +
# Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
 +
# Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
 +
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 +
# look at me, i'm from England!
 +
# the rest is darkness and decay
 +
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
 +
# The taste stays with you forever
 +
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 +
# reverse microwave oven
 +
# I knew I nailed it!
 +
# My Hobby: freaking people out
 +
# senpai noticed me! ^_^
 +
# Beyond Level 256...
 +
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 +
# Are you kidding me?
 +
# I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
 +
# ...Freudian sense tingling...
 +
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
 +
# the Uk space agency is making britain proud
 +
# It's the little things
 +
# this plot is odd.
 +
# My server cooling system.
 +
# WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
 +
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
 +
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 +
# Is it really today, already?
 +
# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
 +
# New Super Mario bros in real life!
 +
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
 +
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
 +
# Do I look fat in this photo?
 +
# my cat is sick
 +
# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
 +
# Not as healthy as it looks
 +
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
 +
# for you
 +
# who sent me a bobcat?
 +
# cest ne pas un pipe
 +
# today's to do list
 +
# so, scientology...
 +
# What do you see? I see a cat!
 +
# Oh, that's where I left them!
 +
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
 +
# Love is creepy
 +
# it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
 +
# The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
 +
# Angry sofa is angry.
 +
# sad cow is sad
 +
# Oh shit, not again.
 +
# How did I get here?
 +
# The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
 +
# Asteroids hate him!
 +
# The knids are hungry
 +
# this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
 +
# SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
 +
# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
 +
# Would you like to play a game?
 +
# Dryads. that is all.
 +
# I got this in the mail today
 +
# No regrets on this new roofing material
 +
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
 +
# mmm...vegemite...
 +
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
 +
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 +
# waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
 +
# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
 +
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
 +
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
 +
# Another victim of 'got your nose!'
 +
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
 +
# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
 +
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
 +
# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 +
# Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
 +
# A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
 +
# Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
 +
# For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
 +
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
 +
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
 +
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
 +
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 +
# Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
 +
# Does anyone know why it is doing this?
 +
# Jesus Wept
 +
# #DARE to #DREAM
 +
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
 +
# I hate this channel
 +
# Weather's Crazy today
 +
# High Bro, five.
 +
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
 +
# Lack of cucumbers
 +
# Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
 +
# ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
 +
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 +
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 +
# Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
 +
# the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
 +
# Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
 +
# I'm a Real Boy!
 +
# Need a Haircut
 +
# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
 +
# Birds are less cute the closer they are.
 +
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 +
# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
 +
# As viewed on a Macintosh plus
 +
# #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
 +
# rofl
 +
# Alan?
 +
# pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
 +
# Exes, am I right?
 +
# My halloween costume
 +
# i've made a huge mistake
 +
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
 +
# PSA:  If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
 +
# introducing the yolo distribution
 +
# I have tasted many fish
 +
# I don't regret pressing the button
 +
# stay out of my house, santa
 +
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
 +
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
 +
# Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
 +
# LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
 +
# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
 +
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
 +
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
 +
# How is this still a thing?
 +
# #this_is_sparta
 +
# That is one dapper bird.
 +
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 +
# it's not what you think
 +
# Man or mouse? No need to decide!
 +
# Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
 +
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
 +
# cowabunga dude
 +
# ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
 +
# photobombed again
 +
# QWANTZ Fanfic
 +
# #parsnipandoldlace
 +
# My hobby: photography
 +
# i am wearing a bolo tie
 +
# DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
 +
# the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
 +
# I think this is the wrong python script
 +
# This caught my eye
 +
# Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
 +
# This is symbolic.
 +
# oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
 +
# what if it's a ghost pepper?
 +
# actually, around here we itemize our taxes
 +
# Prius Love
 +
# The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
 +
# Vegans gonna hate
 +
# watching dune on shrooms
 +
# Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
 +
# Nutritionists hate this simple trick
 +
# Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
 +
# Down time
 +
# This was the most unkindest cut of all
 +
# Help! HELP! I need an adult
 +
# how do i turn this off?
 +
# damned ninjas
 +
# is it midnight yet?
 +
# They're watching us.
 +
# HELP I'M just a pheasant
 +
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 +
# Initiate evasive maneuver!
 +
# how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
 +
# This is no cave
 +
# Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
 +
# yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
 +
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
 +
# curiosity fed the cat
 +
# Max gentleman
 +
# awkward! . . .
 +
# He's been there for three days
 +
# Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
 +
# As you can see It's windy out here
 +
# This is still what I had for breakfast
 +
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 +
# These aren't my sandwiches
 +
# When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
 +
# Go purr yourself!
 +
# The last thing you see before you die
 +
# Man in the Moon slumming
 +
# this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
 +
# Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
 +
# Does this look infected?
 +
# new drupal logo
 +
# DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
 +
# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
 +
# i invented a thing
 +
# The signal came from this sector
 +
# I think i lost my dorsal fin
 +
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
 +
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
 +
# As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
 +
# it's fun to do bad things
 +
# As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
 +
# I wonder if it will be friends with me
 +
# Happy Birthday!
 +
# always darekst before the dawn
 +
# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
 +
# Only 90s kids will remember
 +
# i'm being ironic
 +
# YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
 +
# i don't have time for this!
 +
# I'd tap that
 +
# picture of my boyfriend
 +
# still, i think it was a good idea
 +
# Do you have a lighter?
 +
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
 +
# #lolcats
 +
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
 +
# Life outside the matrix
 +
# Ayyyy LMAO!
 +
# the oceans are made of sky tears
 +
# he is so cool
 +
# #rememberthetitans
 +
# Has science gone too far?
 +
# almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
 +
# Talking to my fans...
 +
# If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
 +
# Flying fish had no affect on it
 +
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
 +
# Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
 +
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
 +
# Nom nom nom
 +
# it's bicycles all the way down
 +
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
 +
# Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
 +
# This squirrel really knows how to cook
 +
# hello you're on car talk
 +
# Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
 +
# Finally, new tires
 +
# Big Bird, An orwellian Short
 +
# only 90 kids will remember this.
 +
# Solo Thumbwar
 +
# Just hangin' around
 +
# Is there a bee on my nose?
 +
# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
 +
# SOmething went wrong while shaving...
 +
# Before his untimely death.
 +
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
 +
# Massive orgy reaches climax
 +
# terminal velocity is a myth
 +
# I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
 +
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
 +
# what a bummer
 +
# Hoping this makes it past customs
 +
# Waiting on hold with the insurance company
 +
# wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
 +
# Open wide!
 +
# THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
 +
# Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
 +
# This will make sense if you look at it upside down
 +
# How's My new haircut?
 +
# I mistook myself for a bird
 +
# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
 +
# new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
 +
# could anyone help me find my contacts?
 +
# ...monsters from the id...
 +
# ▒☺▒
 +
# gone fishing
 +
# we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
 +
# my euler circuit is alive!
 +
# #720_no_scope
 +
# I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
 +
# #blessed
 +
# Wake up, sheeple.
 +
# And so the hunt begins!
 +
# good old troubleshootin'
 +
# don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
 +
# Tamper-Proof
 +
# Have fun in the Alps lol
 +
# And the least of the five evils is....
 +
# This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
 +
# To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
 +
# My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
 +
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
 +
# kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
 +
# 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
 +
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
 +
# I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
 +
# My first selfie!
 +
# smile for the camera!
 +
# Philae lander found!
 +
# Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
 +
# THis is a love/hate poem.
 +
# The Prodigy is in town!
 +
# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
 +
# #teamplayer
 +
# Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
 +
# did this exist as a microwave?
 +
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
 +
# what's a lens cap?
 +
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
 +
# Hey guys, watch this
 +
# Get that camera out of my face!
 +
# I blame lack of regulation
 +
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
 +
# Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
 +
# Car tiddlywinks proves success
 +
# Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
 +
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
 +
# Words, words, words
 +
# at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
 +
# true culprit of global warming!
 +
# Too many potatoes, not enough butter
 +
# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
 +
# Dawn: The Final day
 +
# ...And then we decided it was time to leave
 +
# You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
 +
# I knew pi would lead to this
 +
# We fell upstairs and exploded.
 +
# this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
 +
# captcha: Enter picture description
 +
# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
 +
# :-(
 +
# um no.
 +
# new member of the family
 +
# Dance contest! #YOLO
 +
# lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
 +
# I think we deserved it.
 +
# That makes me very angry...
 +
# 'Murica, hell yeah!
 +
# Yesterday was not good
 +
# drill baby drill!
 +
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
 +
# no matter where we go, its always cold
 +
# Catman
 +
# I've never felt so empty before
 +
# Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
 +
# First day at school
 +
# "The colour out of space" and black.
 +
# Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
 +
# Stop! Hammer time!
 +
# #essentialsupplies
 +
# I am the creator.
 +
# The little prince is full of siht
 +
# In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
 +
# cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
 +
# To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
 +
# my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
 +
# Works fine with a custom linux kernel
 +
# Aw, yisss!
 +
# Take my money!
 +
# Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
 +
# my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
 +
# How much absinthe did you say was in this?
 +
# The hills are alive!
 +
# Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 +
# Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
 +
# Hey there cutie
 +
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
 +
# CERN proves existence of "the force"
 +
# The castle was in you, all along!
 +
# i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
 +
# rock beats scissors
 +
# I'd take the stairs, but...
 +
# I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
 +
# I fixed it guys
 +
# another day on california public transportation
 +
# you're not as good at this as you think you are.
 +
# ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
 +
# Why can't I eat all this chicken?
 +
# Stalemate
 +
# Bonehenge
 +
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
 +
# Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
 +
# the microsoft promised land
 +
# Attracted to black holes, HELP!
 +
# ඏ
 +
# fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
 +
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
 +
# The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
 +
# I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
 +
# Birds: secretly a type of banana.
 +
# linux compatible toaster at last!
 +
# you are the jets beneath my wings
 +
# Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
 +
#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
 +
# Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
 +
# even the sun cowers in fear!
 +
# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
 +
# BDSM bringing another relationship together
 +
# The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
 +
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
 +
# i hate
 +
# Early stages of Giraffe evolution
 +
# I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
 +
# Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
 +
# This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
 +
# this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
 +
# come at me, pro!
 +
# Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
 +
# does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
 +
# This would be a great Emoji
 +
# We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
 +
# 2pm and i'm not drunk yet
 +
# straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
 +
# they had no idea the damage they had done
 +
# transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
 +
# look what the doctors found in me!
 +
# OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
 +
# 5th of November went too far this year
 +
# My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
 +
# "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
 +
# I can jump that far!
 +
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
 +
# Insert a turnip into the serial port.
 +
# conserve yours until the last possible second
 +
# Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
 +
# Uglier than modern art
 +
# Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
 +
# Too many in line. I'll come back later.
 +
# Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
 +
# the prophecy was true !
 +
# Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
 +
# It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
 +
# The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
 +
# Aesthetic.
 +
# Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
 +
# solve all your problems with hemlock
 +
# this could be improved by laser technology
 +
# hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
 +
# got to meet with charlie sheen
 +
# big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
 +
# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
 +
# Hello earthlings
 +
# A land war in asia
 +
# Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
 +
# Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
 +
# #strangelyaroused
 +
# daylight savings time always throws me off
 +
# #beatingheartinabox
 +
# "Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
 +
# Just prior to learning I should have paid more attention in Kinematics.
 +
# new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
 +
# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
 +
# I wish this was fake...
 +
# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
 +
# Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
 +
# cheese = life
 +
# SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
 +
# balloon ninja strikes again
 +
# i don't even remember taking this pic!
 +
# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
 +
# can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
 +
# Don't you know the Dewey decimal system!?!?!?!?
 +
# I wish they'd standardize the charger
 +
# ouch!
 +
# found this at a novelty store
 +
# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
 +
# The most diabolical teamup in history

Please note that all contributions to explain xkcd may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here.
You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see explain xkcd:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!

To protect the wiki against automated edit spam, we kindly ask you to solve the following CAPTCHA:

Cancel | Editing help (opens in new window)