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Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:pink">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#B1E4E3">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
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==Description==
 
*??? notifications have been found so far for [[3074: Push Notifications]].
 
*Below is a list of all discovered notifications
 
*There are different “sources” of notifications and the notifications will be sorted into tables by those sources
 
 
 
==Tables of Notifications==
 
{| class="wikitable sortable"
 
! Source
 
! Notification
 
! Explanation
 
|-
 
|xkcd notification system notifications
 
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
 
|-
 
|xkcd notification system notifications
 
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification
 
|-
 
|xkcd notification system notifications
 
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.
 
 
 
|-
 
|community message board
 
|Have you seen my cat?
 
|Clicking this notification causes all 7 cats to appear.
 
 
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
 
|rowspan="26"| Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. Clicking a cat makes it disappear. A random cat fact will show every time a cat is clicked.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival. 
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
 
|-
 
|Cat Fact!
 
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.
 
 
 
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|Cat Facts
 
|Meow!
 
|-
 
|Cat Facts
 
|Meow Meow!
 
|-
 
|Cat Facts
 
|Meow Meow Meow!
 
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|Cat Facts
 
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
 
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|Cat Facts
 
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
 
|-
 
|Cat Facts
 
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
 
 
 
|-
 
|xkcd Weather Notification System
 
|Click here to get weather notifications!
 
|-
 
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
 
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
 
|-
 
|Please choose your location
 
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
 
|-
 
|Please choose your location
 
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
 
|-
 
|Please choose your location
 
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
 
|-
 
|Please choose your location
 
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
 
|-
 
|Please choose your location
 
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
 
|-
 
|Please choose your location
 
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
 
|-
 
|Please choose your location
 
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
 
|-
 
|Please choose your location
 
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
 
|-
 
|Please choose your location
 
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
 
|-
 
|Please choose your location
 
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
 
|-
 
|Weather location selected
 
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.
 
 
 
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|Weather Information
 
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
 
|-
 
|Weather Information
 
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
 
 
 
|-
 
|Weather report from Albany
 
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094
 
 
 
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|Weather Report for Fargo
 
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039
 
 
 
|-
 
|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
 
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
 
Light Snow and Fog
 
 
 
|-
 
|xkcd News
 
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos! Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!
 
 
 
|-
 
|System Log
 
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications
 
|This notification is likely the result of a random other user clicking the "Silence Notifications at a Cost" button. According to the button's description, pressing it will temporarily pause notifications, but two other users will get this message instead.
 
 
 
|-
 
|Constant Reminders
 
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
 
|-
 
|Constant Reminders
 
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
 
|-
 
|Constant Reminders
 
|At the tone, The Golden Ration{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
 
|This notification is a play on the concept of {{w|golden ratio}}, a popular and well-studied mathematical constant. (1+SQRT(5))/2 is the exact value of the golden ratio.
 
|-
 
|Constant Reminders
 
|At the tone, The Golden Ratio{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
 
|There seems to be two versions of this notification, one with a "typo" (ration) and one without.
 
|-
 
|Constant Reminders
 
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
 
|-
 
|Constant Reminders
 
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
 
|While {{w|Turn (angle)#Tau proposals|Tau}} can be defined independently, it is usually defined as 2 times Pi, which makes this notification a circular definition.
 
|-
 
|Constant Reminders
 
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
 
|-
 
|Constant Reminders
 
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
 
|The {{w|silver ratio}}, also known as silver mean, is a geometrical proportion that indeed has the value of 1+SQRT(2). Its name derived from {{w|golden ratio}}, since both are the positive root of a certain quadratic equation.
 
|-
 
|Constant Reminders
 
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
 
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|Constant Reminders
 
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉
 
|-
 
|Constant Reminders
 
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
 
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
 
|This is a reference to the {{w|Leap second#Procedure|standard Leap Second procedure}}.
 
|-
 
|Constant reminders
 
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd
 
 
 
|-
 
|How many times can you click this?
 
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
 
|-
 
|Hey you're pretty good at this...
 
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
 
|-
 
|You're really good at this...
 
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
 
|-
 
|Are you sure you want to keep going?
 
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
 
|-
 
|You're going to break something!
 
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
 
|-
 
|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
|-
 
|Upgrade!
 
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
 
|-
 
|You're breaking something!
 
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
 
|-
 
|You're breaking everything.
 
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
 
|-
 
|Stop! Please!
 
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
 
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|You're going to crash the system!
 
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
 
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|You've crashed the system.
 
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
 
|-
 
|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
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|Why?
 
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
 
|-
 
|Okay I kind of get it but...
 
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
 
|-
 
|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
|-
 
|There's no more notifications
 
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
 
|-
 
|You've clicked all the notifications
 
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
 
|-
 
|Okay just one more
 
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
 
|-
 
|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
|-
 
|You're just doing this to annoy me
 
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
 
|-
 
|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
|-
 
|You're just doing this to annoy you?
 
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
 
|-
 
|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
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|I guess it worked
 
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
 
|-
 
|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
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|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
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|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
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|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
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|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
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|Super special offer!
 
|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
 
 
 
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|How many times can you click this?
 
|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of <code>(N)</code> clicks!
 
|<code>(N)</code> is replaced with the current number of clicks you have. Upon clicking this notification, you are in fact given one free click.
 
 
 
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|⚠️ Kernel Panic: Kernel can't remember what number comes after 38
 
|A {{w|kernel panic}} indicates an unrecoverable error in the {{w|operating system}}. Here, the kernel is described to "not remember" the sequence of numbers, a skill that is fundamental for machines. One can argue that failing to compute as a computer is a valid reason for a system-wide failure.
 
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|⚠️ Error 40¾: HTTP error table corrupted.
 
|The error code "40¾" is displayed with {{w|Zalgo text}} for corrupted effect. Clicking on this message changes the comic pane to one where a tentacle reaches out from the laptop screen.
 
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|⚠️ Error 418: I'm a teapot.
 
|A reference to the {{w|Hyper Test Coffee Pot Control Protocol}}.
 
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|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to one where Cueball, the desk, and the laptop are floating in the air.
 
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|Carriage Return Line Feed
 
|The next station is Putney Bridge. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
 
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|The next station is Barbican. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
 
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|The next station is Fairlop. Please mind the gap
 
 
 
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