Talk:3142: (City)-Style Pizza

Altoona-style is listed first in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_in_the_United_States#Variations but that's because the list is alphabetical. Barmar (talk) 21:12, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

I prefer +style pizza. SDSpivey (talk) 21:16, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Not a fan of electrons as a topping then? 82.13.184.33 08:37, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Imo, positron pizza is far better. Some people won’t appreciate it though, as it disintegrates [in] your mouth. Logalex8369 (talk) 15:28, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

I’m pretty sure this comic is intended to be titled “<City>-Style Pizza”, as it is labeled in the HTML of xkcd.com (notably, xkcd.com itsel uses “-Style Pizza” for the <title> elements and the rss/atom feeds, but not for the visible title. (But there, the “<city>” gets swallowed by the browser)--Nleanba (talk) 21:49, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Altoona-style most literally looks like a sandwich except cheese instead of a top bun《プロキシ》(XKCD中毒者) 21:54, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, a bunch of open-faced sandwiches side-by-side. 47.248.235.170 22:07, 15 September 2025 (UTC)Pat

It looks most like a heart attack in waiting. 82.13.184.33 09:42, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

On a related note, locally (hint: absolutely nowhere near the place mentioned), there's a business advertising "genuine New York-style bagels". The juxtaposition of the "genuine" claim and yet the acknowledgement that they are only of the given style always makes me wonder what worth the genuineness truly has, with an ocean's-width of distance between any physical manifestation of New Yorkification and what we have here. 92.17.62.87 23:12, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

I thought he was talking about Altoona Iowa (less than half the size of Altoona Pennsylvania). Look up “Altoona Iowa pizza” and one of the top hits will tell you it’s ranked one of the worst in the nation. You see, in Iowa, they lay out the dough, put on the ‘toppings’ (ahem) then dump on so much cheese that you can’t see any of the ‘toppings’ (ahem) anymore. When I came home from college in another state, I had to teach my mother how to make good pizza. 2607:FB91:1D15:883A:11:B0B6:84B2:3C0C 23:49, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Well at least THIS one was about a kind of pi. I guess pi does round to 3.142. 138.88.96.2 00:16, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Shame he missed out on Pittsburgh's 'specialty' with this... since they had the sheer audacity to call it 'Ohio Valley Pizza'... Which I hadn't even *heard* of, let alone actually seen, in 40 years of living in Cincinnati! -Edit: Turns out it originates from Steubenville, which had he named it 'Steubenville style pizza' would've put it way down on the bottom left somewhere. -Tiron 2600:2B00:934E:6200:2186:FE87:5D5E:1AB7 01:18, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Wikipedia has a way of displaying article titles that have non-standard characters in them. Could something similar be done here? Dogman15 (talk) 04:05, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

they do, but it doesn't work. DISPLAYTITLE doesn't support <> symbols. raeb 13:29, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

The article is describing the Altoona style pizza, but Randall is calling on the viewer to look it up on Google images because the picture is likely more offensive than the description. I don't know what the wiki policy is but a picture in the article would do a much better job at explaining than anything Randall may or may not like about the ingredients. 46.144.8.194 06:43, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Surely it's no coincidence that XKCD 3142 is about pie. Gmcgath (talk) 11:43, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

I hope it is a coincidence, because I'd like to think that Randall knows better than to call a pizza – a dish that isn't a pie – a "pie". Yorkshire Pudding (talk) 12:53, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Says the person whose name is a pancake that calls itself a pudding. 82.13.184.33 13:54, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

Randall suggests that pizza quality correlates with city size. That means Brazilians were right all along, and the best pizza is from São Paulo. MCBastos (talk) 14:01, 16 September 2025 (UTC)

No - it's completely outclassed by Chongqing Pizza. 82.13.184.33 14:43, 16 September 2025 (UTC)