1506: xkcloud/List of Permalinks

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• Below is a list of permalinks, images and text from 1506: xkcloud.
  • On April 6th there where more than 7700 links and images.
• Both images and text are reused.
• It is uncertain if the user name and user picture remains constant.
  • There is some indication that this will be the case, but it will not be the ones on the original page when the link was saved.
  • More investigation is needed to determine this

Table of permalinks

Permalink	Image	Caption
bef3f799fed6	9c0c7ada805d	99 bottles of beer on the wall
4fc1887b3ae8	bbbda03f1051	Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
ba5635e0b1a5	43e4d1af3468	Is this room 101?
b6ef6372a4c2	69b7229e1b20	Pants Optional
8bccb1874db6	6bf3263b04f6	this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
670e72ff469c	233d440514d3	It's a Finger trap
72adb3ecf9c6	225a08c3c4e1	Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
4f1091ac13fb	a957cdaa3aae	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
83e9da2de543	e7e1910c416d	oh I feel a yearning so bad
4637e89b39a4	b973655c5d9d	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
cbd25740588e	5dc49eee64b4	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
ace37c9d2bd6	696df2f1a0c0	The building blocks of life
a675e5830cfd	02b28c8a401d	everything makes sense now
62b1bfc62d4b	257d8b02f16c	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
9cfc2edf9a86	a9acb7116fa2	i'm just surprised it took this long.
d9a223ad94f2	10307ab23113	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
499387e6be59	d8a647f2826e	trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
84202cb974c1	8667115f2e3a	Great ScotT!
c2f86cf4e269	e2dffdd62ace	We've given up trying to justify this.
a6b1a7686453	f4f58d3c10fe	Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
dd4f0aff5b35	36d65e9490e4	The Captain Crunch Kraken
627d5dda3332	53beb2829a3a	Best. Funeral. Ever.
cebefe606648	662ebe08720b	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
e2822bd9a19f	7d313b4acdda	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
d364f46aaef2	9680350fc412	The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
cb1c7d37b8df	c0f332e9575e	London
c05714ffc287	b383658ed774	This explains it all
14ca86f00e70	d1cde7ea1764	Nothing new under the sun
633fd4038dff	cfe77b4de161	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
58cf4b2f91fb	7773dc0863cc	Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
9b10fd902481	59ead0250c96	Belgium
7586bc504fa1	73bcd7bde4d2	The unforgiving war on health
6e469b00eae7	cc43b755a6f6	Vegans gonna hate
837df3705ad5	d51bc6db1470	this guy keeps following me
ee03b1edd7a4	6a2fc065cbc9	Happy Birthday, M C Escher
8f8e3d73518d	3faae50abfa9	Me, before the topical ointment
ca35a8b1748e	d6d4d7f52f8e	More advantages to USB type c revealed
3e094c9660e6	10307ab23113	my friend posing while a plane flies by
fbbec7bcfaef	e4bfd3635fdd	Wait ... what? I don't even...
e6b2986bd936	03fb6cbd1dd1	OMG I cannot even
16cba52bc5dc	2445b7adb800	passed another hitch hiker
f6e7bc12b438	5d9bac36ce2e	Flat file viewing
4d2f327ae7e1	57fa867685bd	just two more trips over the horizon
ce2789fb2428	7a7a9690aef1	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
4292b1b95313	1061e0518fbf	...Freudian sense tingling...
4263e0eb7e87	4e9da7817cd4	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
7680df16b4aa	8a9f34703e2d	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
c0e0bd6e48c3	fd8dedb9f32c	this was my inspiration
366d3f041e62	5e248b165c6c	So thats What Jesus did
d56b7306e27c	a55e3a5ba411	What could go wrong?
e4e5367e1f47	cf668a11b9f0	Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
3377e8740fe8	9e46d05470f7	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
13f478fdf105	d7b2b76fdd04	The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
ed49caa9da00	fd5ed226f3b5	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
f08f1c7df1de	f44c64ac7e20	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
f1385643bfd3	2f5139fdda6c	I find this picture reflects my soul.
360890f998d5	b6534ec9a50b	Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
da6c0eb81b49	62d36831eeb6	lol, no i didn't jump
d66087ed89a7	05b4175d28e1	someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
538c21aa2e5e	955d92065020	#CATSANDBIRDS
907e372bc0e8	e376fd7003ce	Best. Funeral. Ever.
f04adf940e5d	1cbd4410b0c5	finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
1f146e51a52b	1c4ca7d93623	my new haircut only exists in another dimension
8f6e4d2b5c63	31ddd9945040	YES
93c2c75d65af	b08505ac7848	i don't remember this scene form star wars
4799d3f288eb	fd4bab0c30e3	#DrinkSaltwater
fb2a1e2aefd0	123e4ec62288	Always get a full nights rest
b4344aecdb35	7123db10fc55	my new duvet cover!
a83480f9e7c0	034c85450c85	may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
a1ae9a9f641f	ae4e0b2b2dd0	One year ago I looked like this
235b24629f8f	540c0d9dc845	Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
221d44bf6c54	6fb450cbc14b	I 'M out of the acorn
9c31563ca3ca	f12910f29abb	we sail the ocean orange
428af0529b5a	c8a63b7c18f0	Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
2ccabf9801c1	7bc308ea1436	Guess that "sun" was really important after all
4f26d9e2ba70	87355b37d71c	#nomakeup #justnatural
d8de28d977ae	257d8b02f16c	There's a third bump, growing fast
8e9188624537	6c6626ce547f	But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
62b278d76680	80e67cc1e381	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
104a20d1abb1	662ebe08720b	Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
024b27e71417	1803157899e5	a spherical cow
0f934d693f28	05b4175d28e1	no one ever suspected the shovel
29ab9e8cdfae	382b161233d2	funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
10fedacb054d	654bbc9c2f25	The rook is getting closer. Help me.
e5b596b4685e	c0a9ca3690f5	mYTH BUSTED!
9ee4185c81b5	5809987c7d83	no one ever suspected the shovel
f1fb5e4214a5	a0a0157f5ab6	Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
8facbf6567a8	010bad314260	That's just not very funny
bc5e028d912c	fcf9829a0289	Do my feet look fat?
a774947b536b	382b161233d2	look at me, i'm from England!
cc8d44c16ebe	934f1f0453ba	CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
b5a1b3eb6171	a96ef02038be	the dark side of the moon, amirite?
2d0a715b3bbe	91329e7a7b5a	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
5b6f457699e9	074bdfdee612	Aww, honey, don't cry...
1bcb297f0602	87e7cfea2ca9	Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
0fb66a709edd	73bcd7bde4d2	#Toobigtofall
422d592e36a7	cd4373c68bb4	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
e70649ddc7e0	86d77f35cb4e	Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
78de79c7f4b4	1bf501c24758	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
ce1b72fb730c	d9823cee8ea4	Lack of cucumbers
e696f4111eb6	4226e91af364	best republican caucus ever!
d5b093b385cd	70f53e83e86d	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
aa6141a024cc	fbf7493522f2	This needs a motivational text
8cbbdecd7e72	51c994821764	Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
d6afc32d827d	2e494a4f52d2	a spherical cow
edcd3843b3bc	179dbd8f7209	Everything truly IS awesome!
c83352083673	b71d2b588ffa	this guy keeps following me
81d4921580ff	cffcec307c4c	I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
4930a62029e4	54292a90d2d6	at times like this i ask, "why me?"
23e81a5bf832	5ea3119b0c13	alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
9567873d1cc1	8a5f2942c127	just cos()
30080f592e25	2ec5bd49d89f	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
240ac198542b	1b3fb7095f97	ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
c3c5fadaf7b0	caab8cbb2d01	The secret to infinite storage space
398f7125aa67	7b6aa2e8b09b	look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
c464c50c8e69	4fb22a860334	ksp mission success
c8f770e70674	2421a8b1ba8d	check out my usb sword!
39d53b5e1d21	6d4374896e8a	you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
5d49cc7e107d	906f495d1c54	throwing epic shade!
0ae09798708e	e9ba3f8476e1	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
8b71d1568b71	473540e8a24b	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
a802c805b559	f3d0c85e8fbb	Oh no! Not again.
b423987c9fc6	02b28c8a401d	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
bbbe6e20b0a4	9c039349b0b2	Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
d837b48c8f48	7a7a9690aef1	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
afa281c09dc1	b4cc62c6ce6e	I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
cb584d0e089e	05cd69ce5480	vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
955f855b56b9	e7e1910c416d	Trees on a hill #nofilter
8f89af3a64ee	6e0fa6423e5e	#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
42f2990b0582	efb683138c9e	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
b0f5c71dff78	77e76741b491	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
235c529b6c16	7d313b4acdda	that's one nasty burn!
51bcc6656d87	7b12d0018e3f	THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
19eca942dbe8	a06de52211f2	Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
6b0e960d58a5	37d3a3a22fdb	#DrinkSaltwater
cbe371421448	b08505ac7848	a spherical cow
88ced3ccf028	c5fb86da0605	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
c610d5c58936	d6b94a62a5b8	I knew there would be side effects
510e7c013e3e	abaa739cc985	so, scientology...
b765f1972938	034c85450c85	The last thing we see before we die
3d734511ffb7	233d440514d3	THAT'S NO MOON
e3d828025d70	e09a1b5aa635	I will take that one please
3cc004c97eee	db5b4b63fb69	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
5ecb62a00d53	60c958ff14d4	I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
98d43fab0c86	c142bf4c510d	I'm ready!
45ecd28d3557	02eab95bdf15	I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
375b6e920d31	41309dcc91e1	Fancy
29fab7b825ae	6e0fa6423e5e	The birds found the hobbit hole
c5a9b169c1a9	1eb5a0ee7fd2	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
83752f7a5f75	172a82f9c431	You'll never guess what happens next...
7989343c1cbd	0c40e56c643a	#toothproblems
aaeabd93c7b6	21bc7379dd91	Why do people do this?
1f5865a62b1c	1f0c75a75ca8	This was the most unkindest cut of all
7e0714e2c77c	fb8d3117d3a3	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
af61cc969a76	ffa61701b9fa	They're all watching me
c8fb9201d01b	39842baaeb63	??????????!
b3182ddb3775	fb8549b59577	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
b3172def5121	1b3fb7095f97	I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
5fad4f1ed205	658423b6f765	The prophecy was true!
03a78f4f29dc	a7e15e99cca4	Wait, what does ?(??) represent again?
bd26ecde512f	54b19f7c4f03	International relationships are getting worse
1329709422c8	2445b7adb800	BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
4ca2606d56c1	ad84df3b19fb	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
84b3b87c377e	c60d80479dce	Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
de9dc2df4195	e2dffdd62ace	We live in a golden age!
945217469759	84474c28886b	*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
e1510a4952bd	a9181c1b6475	Do you feline lucky, punk?
f89e733068ff	fa57c6c5e546	What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
3c8c6e7cdb31	a7e15e99cca4	come on, put on the slippers.
c741b95f0acf	e458fc235e27	So thats What Jesus did
f98a7cd2769d	6b39dc0f0c25	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
cfb0d82c5e89	8c99087ee6e8	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
3928448ea499	fb8d3117d3a3	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
75c51529536e	85e0c52e34c9	like my new haircut?
e7c1e89e5282	37b45655015e	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
43c3698d7ab3	49cdeb92ecf6	Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
8604d8f8881f	fd4bab0c30e3	i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
42d79e192362	a4b7d17b5662	The building blocks of life
12c4fb065e84	25280d880bb6	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
3fd23f5a14d7	dccd8efcd65f	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
8c19c3e37fd7	d67cfc2d428e	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
901ed923a757	caab8cbb2d01	27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
da439f412a70	010bad314260	Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
34d22c1b9c7a	b18f4833dfc9	look what i found underneath my pillow
3a1cd531e959	80778f45c4a0	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
a30142d80e4c	3b6f2bd2000b	about to die lol
13ece67e7f00	ee9bf2c78576	My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
4a71bfd07699	a9181c1b6475	My cat is cuter than yours.
9579bea6631c	ed3c38553bb5	they're all dead, dave.
2f0ae9f4e4b0	250a074b0607	Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
6df729813d0b	f50a1ae13dc0	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
97eaefb323c8	61f58d48c281	the saddest moment of my childhood
850d9221886f	11e39871b180	Wait, what does ?(??) represent again?
e06655ef66e3	5b88c3ff6eea	True Self-Control
bc29ee9a4c7f	b9f054fb539d	If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
7714bbe3d46f	15efefc8c9e0	No more sorrow!
cf681b2b203e	85e0c52e34c9	my toothache has got worse recently
5b3db7e27ada	8638e3732645	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
06a0284a512c	81a4839135ac	So, it has come to this...
851dbb52b7a0	aa40d23c63f2	one electrocution can ruin your entire day
d3622b140368	56b0dc2c4a9a	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
2ca795c0ee48	abaa739cc985	Self Portrait: Complete.
2cb28701a9e7	ac194aab980b	My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
0d37d6dbab18	75cbe8e0e9a9	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
77bf0e4e66be	23334f7de37f	I'll catch it one day
931f113f8dd8	16a76c300029	damn. that squirrel's got a ball
bfe6c37a9f93	5ddd76bb3d6c	oh look, a penny
09f8eb1d88ac	f1bda684c6fd	Look at me jumping!
20ab86a49dc9	bd4d9857877f	Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
d5ba0e2799f3	d8a647f2826e	Freshly waxed floors + new socks
9cd5892333a1	da6fb833bded	how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
6cc18d8e6d29	31dbe4b7eb35	AGHHHHH
f6567af4780b	f8dc0e0b0070	I can take photos with my teeth!
e4e709c65098	edec90b39fcd	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
e9cad090f9fc	61308525cf42	they told me carrots were good for eye health
b4205e4e83dc	9dae49a80ef9	Sorry for the potato quality.
3d1cdd6a7e09	0f577f44ee6c	THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
2035d48641fb	bf1fbb69a889	Threaten large birds... check.
033eb4b2918c	3a6f54c637ca	So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
6e8c19f28f19	d7bef8511cc1	Beyond Level 256...
41910f8e6f5e	ddf013875fd0	Do I look like a penguin?
36e8721d0179	bcf14074faa6	Now we play... the most dangerous game
96eb4179fa6e	ff1dbf4d409c	no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
a75c146bc697	459891d99059	where should i put this cool new tatto?
17bb05a94135	0bdeb119f6e0	Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
e850cbde2182	d67cfc2d428e	I've never been so aware of my own hunger
533e48c07f8c	ddeff2316e8d	The building blocks of life
3800d27f8533	e143bef0e30f	I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
5b1eedd309ee	07a2950a48cb	big data strikes back
e64d6216df57	5ddd76bb3d6c	#Long_Exposure
2b68441c70ee	5d27e2398770	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
8b359c586199	62abd7c005ee	Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
1cf0e6ccafea	ce66a2faf2a3	The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
32722b67959a	2e1b33b78b7a	Where do I plug this in?
061595a788b9	5c2386c8cb54	hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
b59d1033329c	45dfc555391a	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
1f7db4c4918f	cf3e1579e183	Dude, where's my car?
2a9464184496	6a3486e865d8	Zeus takes his revenge
326e70547c9a	57d64c44c572	what to have for breakfast?
629193d152b0	08602e138c05	how do you get the screensaver off?
ab7d8f45e557	c65dfa097e6d	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
1306a64b6dbe	ae5350e13117	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
96ef0b9fc718	cd9fbf5c1333	for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
56a09716bc8e	dda187c532d4	i don't remember this scene form star wars
91e54fdab603	0c11f3359c47	one does not simply wok into mordor
ccf3b85a729a	f6298c1c3134	Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
3102c7259fac	26f932f7b668	This is how we celebrate easter usually
22fb4398c291	14dcc16e1fe6	i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
1121ce6aeaa6	b3b3c866ccae	Oh no, it's the moon
484335cc68a8	d2d6221717b6	Where did this road come from?!?
93bbd49b0aa3	57fa867685bd	I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
2189cd70e3b9	30d33648a505	I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
32d80dd88e93	abaa739cc985	my new duvet cover!
14f39ba0df76	bbbda03f1051	Triumph. Pure triumph.
f80bba7e0a9a	416a214c5e51	love it!"...The Aristocrats."
494af18edb24	e2575fd89a89	Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
2505e67be10e	a664f572dc2f	The secret to infinite storage space
77e51ef9aad9	f3d0c85e8fbb	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
cfde55a8ae41	7d0249cf0e5b	funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
c291154579ef	c165f253d31c	every breath you take, every move you make
ee96a167ac9a	b70795dcf356	Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
3f863327d0b8	9dae49a80ef9	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
6faa843bf145	88ab0a21a404	i'm now 75% more efficient
935b9431ef97	62abd7c005ee	#Hopeicanfly
ebe042ab3b6d	da1ca557b64e	WHY WHY WHY #WHY
b7c9d9ced324	ea6f236f0ccd	#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
b0de76348814	0e686f7800f8	ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
a942c0e07390	6070e177a059	Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
ea0f6afafe38	2f8c5e653311	My Hobby: freaking people out
471e0291aac2	8b7a7b605c6c	should i see a doctor about this?
e5f8ec4a8172	416a214c5e51	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
b659bda0c60a	a4121d8873e6	I got the job!
c8afe010c058	532134699dc7	#toothproblems
9d56fe407da5	7bb7044fc42b	Every day my damn cat makes this face
0eaea854d740	48f44fdc4a98	no one ever suspected the shovel
1056bdabd9ee	fe3493b084a5	#duckface
bf303d196d9e	43e4d1af3468	I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
fdfa4d25084f	68a9726a825d	Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
c50a4b9dd11d	95fd495595b4	It's a Finger trap
093513c54148	f741758c13fb	I CHOOSE YOU!
d2e9670380a3	3303a3961e6c	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
be4aaa0d3a2d	d6b94a62a5b8	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
0f5140beb3d8	ac194aab980b	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
6e24ba0538d5	fd5ed226f3b5	Why do dogs like this?
bca8acac1d3d	610de88d97a2	I've found a new way to feed the poor
2b293e287472	fbf7493522f2	super high intensity training at NORAD
9f530e69d03b	0a842138f70f	i was gonna eat that
ce798a1b2fb9	459891d99059	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
0884395d09fb	6878e40c5754	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
c7917bd51f51	2ae0fbc732d2	Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
a7f38cee1c89	32aed7da2c9f	every breath you take, every move you make
3e64da4379f3	200e900034e5	Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
11628575db60	532134699dc7	A job so boring a bird could do it
54530985bc57	217002028a86	Why?
b7661f05d535	7c29fe125de7	Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
13420ac443bb	eea655ca5250	We've got a problem
66edea0d633e	4a4f78a6d660	Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
22e87b9546be	f3d0c85e8fbb	it's in a good part of town
fc78e89fc3d7	d41d16f7880c	#Long_Exposure
6db6bbb9e2d9	8e3716fa7673	I still say it looks White and Gold!
a9ae5a999f73	a3b3ee0b8579	I say: nuts to that!
aeec3531783d	fb8549b59577	First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
e8d85ea51efc	01745d8436e5	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
9d4515ca8fbe	ff20713d6d53	The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
2f41618f2e3a	37abfa9969c7	[user was banned for this text]
05323f0572a0	6e1c3f061803	Picasso's illegitimate child...
87c51a76fc95	0c11f3359c47	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
a0965f028d4d	f4f58d3c10fe	Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
9a02f96ce14c	5dc49eee64b4	Me, before the topical ointment
b5701b29ec7e	5c74f3b16e93	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
c73f824c8e68	4a05b122a05d	Homo helicopteris captured in bali
027c9cc771a1	2a2a4ca9f44b	this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
bae676fcf14a	f67296fb4000	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
01c700b74a50	f67296fb4000	I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
655d139b544c	6c1d54604426	Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
2cc77f548b41	5d9bac36ce2e	My new tattoo
a21faf2f4bb4	770d7b505b8e	Magnified 10,000 times
27469bde1f27	32aed7da2c9f	My dad in the army
c1e6f3363e2e	e00e6d223a7b	Is this real life?
176056096755	b6e06ba22326	No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
848879686cd5	dccd8efcd65f	New amazon product
4a2625c44267	11a4256440cd	Flat file viewing
58d31bb77093	28241826b9bd	GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
2612e5998e1b	b3e92f1b2488	Wow, did you see that??!!
afd0d3ee34da	05912644bcfb	I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
9bc3cbfe09ab	40c28b0eb98f	Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
e03b63985f03	433a886dc9e3	they said be careful, we said yolo
5dad07f66ecf	0ad5264f89d2	There's a third bump, growing fast
014291ab50fa	64b298792bbd	How many can there be?
1da3fc10799f	2d72a7e51416	our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
8648a0d0d8ca	18450393f614	The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
1da7c2760106	6d1126291656	“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
ba7df8a7dea2	0767fc7121e1	He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
efb6ddfffbf5	ca36f7be679b	This is just like my 5th birthday party.
0644480ff920	f3d0c85e8fbb	Field Trip!
1c1a3c373eaa	0bdf87d935b6	I believe in an afterbirth.
2f53d25ad766	dcb43a4fed87	Obama pardons Santa claus
9e948d589e00	b88c7072f092	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
da1c7cbcb7da	11bc9baaa1c6	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
77c7bae99b6c	5d27e2398770	Fucking CAKE
2e653ed17b24	fb8d3117d3a3	They see me rolling, they hating
18f583bdd08a	074bdfdee612	It's smaller on the outside
40f26a9e5d43	ce8cb368c989	The choice is simple.
9a8f6cc62234	a7e15e99cca4	???? USA! USA! USA! ????
c13452d4aca1	2ae0fbc732d2	Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
311d392c1d55	3f5bff4f7b84	Just one of those days
74b722d02bab	52cc59d726af	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
737900417f0d	08602e138c05	I hate waking up from a really good dream
59f64fc45b73	d26da045fe86	I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
5204ff046cc9	cdbed0af98ce	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
0aa8883a506e	97a34f7e4ead	Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
be0f4d2e5ef5	9c28faff5070	I thought of it, and it happened
0f612b7d5dee	da6fb833bded	Triumph. Pure triumph.
9ba89bd8e265	36ba3af1d8c2	Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
80eea80d0f55	1cbd4410b0c5	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
ab7a34079e11	b70795dcf356	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
4ab6667d5369	7d108cde252f	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
19dc53637c5f	71f523b045e9	"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
b3c1e792b65e	6d26a988015b	Oh no! Not Again.
0a63901edbe8	600e54f1f320	#selfie #imatree #thuglife
0a7861a24348	f1fc62eefd88	How did I get here?
a8f4a67a01d5	a35888fb02ef	I got the job!
1c4acedaf3b0	e2575fd89a89	Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
dcc4b977e357	0907f39eaa03	van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
8c4db419a97e	bcb546284888	The HORROR!
31e622a4fd85	e31b4f8d0d7d	I just want to watch the world burn
18f90d55f390	b467c4b866c7	the game begins...
925321e60aa1	bbbda03f1051	Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
dde30baa57e2	5c2386c8cb54	brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
e0918daf23ca	06136ad8d86e	kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
7d01b7039747	945dee2035fd	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
0ff48806fd4d	bf7c266cca38	Visual representation of Dubstep
b79fe41ebafb	1567b779f433	Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
4e2ac5495287	db1f159bfa06	So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
098d2a02bb56	7b0fe92b43f3	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
60f6469ff6cb	2c55f3bf0a4f	27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
342eae840132	34542bb8dc61	kang, do i look good in this?
0383c1b13eef	9edb74dc8efa	Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
be0c8b5fb423	1d8a0d2e6317	whoops GPS error
3382b9c9ff3d	f8dbccef9e21	Oh, that's where I left them!
850e50e15cd2	2a328c6a26db	drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
f3ca99cc3ed3	b6534ec9a50b	???????????????•??•? ????????????
ee30db33fe5e	ca904c329d45	No guitar without a sombrero
d3da9227a9f5	179dbd8f7209	I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
21febec54d10	0dc7b8ad992f	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
da93d482d644	65b7f500c5ee	That's not a nut!
33797b8bbc32	7b0fe92b43f3	So, this happened.
62406a4288ee	4fb22a860334	This is how we celebrate easter usually
938144c2eea0	5d9bac36ce2e	i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
f2e0121b9ca5	5d9bac36ce2e	???????????????•??•? ????????????
4d1c68c41a8a	3b080aaa33db	cowabunga, dudes!
e65dd3720e8a	2b9a423e7a36	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
f172d0e91a14	da6fb833bded	My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
17c7d5a38ede	46c750488fc5	It's smaller on the outside
fbf8dea03c2a	6bcdc631d4fd	I will take that one please
cfab974f0414	fc657d47e33e	Just one of those days
dbb69256b2e0	32f92e302f64	What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
caeae84efbcc	dea693fbe084	Press 'continue' to abort.
efb50a65ad12	e14a6ba102f7	Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
4b641238c309	a43875abf9bb	Moses lied to me.
a70cd39daf08	a64fc3d7d8f9	i'm just surprised it took this long.
8a621582271c	7bb7044fc42b	that's me!
75ce8079d136	b4c2a2c21aa4	I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
b933a64233fe	a164adff3014	Threaten large birds... check.
717a45668701	77e76741b491	my lasik didn't go so well.
af330ec39536	d6d0b07c5fd3	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
4f79d96f9b82	94f18c4e8740	Why are there ants on my face?!
fb0df8ab675f	8946b52d5945	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
262dd209579d	80e67cc1e381	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
654e02dbbfc0	72b80e3e6f80	[user was banned for this text]
7d8f7fc522b3	bc52e95506cb	My baby is learning how to write!
4982bdb2c36b	e78f1767fb6a	welcome to the space jam
302a1d29a0b3	307bc37a8e8d	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
974b670fb905	7bb7044fc42b	Who came first?
5aeff8b01b7f	94f18c4e8740	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
2845ca21dbc8	7bc308ea1436	New amazon product
8a2b75e53220	3edb0cf4af16	I'd tap dat.
c8a377ca5e4d	db325d089aa4	Found this in my garden, wtf?
49411c2814e3	7c18e3db8a64	I've found a new way to feed the poor
e9dad0729e4f	83aee66830ba	Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
d485d6c38eeb	0fa0068fb260	ha ha ha... no.
0546f9106667	ec801ea1b655	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
3e5844fbc728	a75a2c284bd1	#DANGERZONE
156898657581	70cf8805e7cb	Fire can sometimes be hot?
a299afc55469	cf668a11b9f0	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
167b024ad1ac	69b7229e1b20	4 8 15 16 23 42
d3e18e051d2b	6bf3263b04f6	Worst pokemon ever
d364414361e8	e8e77686e189	#CATSANDBIRDS
445ccedb5cb8	b62182579a00	Why should squirrel learn baseball
f0ddc0cef0b4	e0590211c1f7	Wait ... what? I don't even...
bc84b5a9d7fb	d16029fb8686	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
772cd6c8cde3	b33f7dfc3ee0	If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
b1a3f5b65d1a	e31b4f8d0d7d	i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
dea759b24220	7b6aa2e8b09b	we have the technology.
f73407a0ca31	08dec1d33005	Click to show secret text
ea4be1f624e1	93d885613089	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
544d5d3ed8cc	2973df263d5c	I don't want to set the world on fire
790e34d770ff	034c85450c85	Life outside the matrix
d8ef160df30c	b3e92f1b2488	searching for brain, found this instead
7e01d7f0adfc	5a0d3960a7e0	Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
16c52b20324d	6d8d641bd493	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
553678acf99a	68f172044127	So, this happened.
0f8dc572aa2c	7bb7044fc42b	There goes the neighborhood...
67e60f916b54	e00e6d223a7b	Allons-Y!
eb38bb27e92c	215928a121d4	real letters have curves #Serif
183bddb7c039	4aedaf16c9ab	Do I look fat in this photo?
a40a98280a20	5d1c4e18029b	[user was banned for this text]
8d64b66b342f	074bdfdee612	You want to know how i got these scars?
51302e67c688	631a75a16c77	The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
934df1859673	0f577f44ee6c	ha ha ha... no.
a66e7d64325a	8875775f3e17	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
59618479d396	217002028a86	I hate waking up from a really good dream
de9fef42fb84	034c85450c85	Cruise Kingdom
5c038a601865	ed4b93fb5693	He was never seen again
39dd694b4278	5bc8196cb57d	#Hopeicanfly
d2e3e9962824	a3f0bed1d6c6	leapfrog, anyone?
cfcea67c6ae0	cba467da5a14	My selfie stick broke.
b85f64513072	5a1a21983f7b	such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
77cb48f015a2	95fd495595b4	I knew there would be side effects
d74f6848473c	2b691935cd30	??
bb25b1ed0b78	94af8898be1a	My cat is cuter than yours.
c97b6b1227dd	9c0c7ada805d	OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
1a39d7ed6d0b	1567b779f433	my wonderful dad!
2e038ffb3c77	da1ca557b64e	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
6da9041fe2f5	9c28faff5070	Why do people do this?
0a76127e5b06	e7e1910c416d	using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
f70088ee100a	7511330a7a53	the game begins...
aa6164cce068	cd75ef92c49c	Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
c3ae18d5f4f9	0e51ea530e4a	new phone who dis
0215017dd5b5	bc71003069ea	I broke cookie clicker...
c72ae22ad5eb	c51ffc122220	rm -rf /
dab62c75c387	45dfc555391a	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
79a1833b375a	2f5139fdda6c	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
b5a00b9b73c9	5887b2af9571	That is one dapper bird.
b6ac726cd24b	5c2386c8cb54	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
c48f2e4c9aea	2445b7adb800	The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
1a35d6e124a6	43d00c2c1ed8	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
62cee8f256ab	95ccd6364248	If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
66ebf9b69f18	d51bc6db1470	One of these things doesn't belong.
c1a038f8411c	ed4b93fb5693	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
9645e4bdf660	87355b37d71c	Dude, where's my car?
2ad2455026ec	117cd0ce46cd	does my ass look big in this?
4d4b1adff2b6	5781eb2a46fc	No guitar without a sombrero
28ffb043a76d	11e39871b180	I was late
90f3225e4b78	e2c498d26ea4	Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
ee86bedb0c41	42b45c70ab63	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
410e602db058	fcf9829a0289	Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
0913c00b7636	723db8e26f5f	that's one nasty burn!
dfbcfc3dba3d	117cd0ce46cd	I just bought this
2c1d9f2e35d4	e9ba3f8476e1	Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
581b286c04f2	ab440600fd8c	The horrors of war
bd72190ef9fe	b08505ac7848	AGHHHHH
cc46c381c01a	203c2a900acd	"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
ea1a3010b34b	32f92e302f64	There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
59d36c9f65a5	b298cb8b58e0	The vlog was better than the movie
26ff2b40b706	4463aae85038	the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
b2f9a098daa4	4560876c8f49	should i see a doctor about this?
92323495af2a	f67296fb4000	welcome to Argentina
7794590cd550	a9acb7116fa2	I don't think I really understand what this is.
23b605f35da2	25330418623f	What do you see? I see a cat!
17e76a5002c4	15efefc8c9e0	Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
7c3c04bffd11	d51bc6db1470	look at my new dog!
00cefa7ede8a	f50a1ae13dc0	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
11f9f69941ad	6c1282cbbebc	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
333b335100e6	f497f1d47672	ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
a747c3214bef	32f92e302f64	Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
62566d8a82ef	5a1a21983f7b	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
5d6150519d7c	538f03891b16	To get to the other tree and leaf!
176c6d0e0332	d98eb1087d99	Where did this road come from?!?
1a9b94c03e3c	99505450db33	filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
92d4feb7aec4	6d26a988015b	Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
5727af36feb4	759c29448e36	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
fa4459de0c57	87eace265eb5	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
9a85446ac559	786f685a1a8b	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
5f8912e8d90f	c5cbaa46f3b2	if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
707193651269	a5314f3d3751	Best map projection ever
4e667caaf75b	b6534ec9a50b	that's me!
de26be0e811a	c9671f8f1811	Why do people do this?
62a8caba1517	6bcdc631d4fd	I've found a new way to feed the poor
7bca9d6a8ec7	600d22c38d1a	Oh bother not again
60de5becf7aa	0190596d8aad	The Moon Will Eat What it will
7c9d7df6022e	2a54a838dc76	this was in the bible
28304d4e2a32	6aa0c7ff2b91	Happy Birthday, M C Escher
067e24ddf3f1	32ffa222e0c0	Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
62b756b8261d	fc4d271b85f6	I've been robbed!
33120329a2c1	2a54a838dc76	NUTS!
2cc58ae262fc	86ea721314f1	Choose your snuggle toy
9823477f7961	7b6aa2e8b09b	truly, i am euphoric
1d173a1878e3	d60ee7814b05	Making a selfie.
0db177e58ffd	32f92e302f64	Come on party people, put your hands together
66f36310aa38	0c11f3359c47	is good idea yes
1cc17ff0e774	e2dffdd62ace	mmm...vegemite...
d1faa923b8fc	1dd718c7e20d	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
fbfbf6994af4	95fe2f2cd9ce	Pants Optional
c3f902e9fd2e	dccd8efcd65f	Screw it, here's a cat pic
eff829198bf7	a3b3ee0b8579	I am infinite. i am eternal.
13331839e84e	f497f1d47672	My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
7572cb363794	2445b7adb800	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
a3508df1219c	f7eceffd2339	Perspective issues
ccb5118ebec4	86ea721314f1	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
349217f7852e	1f0c75a75ca8	they told me carrots were good for eye health
c04ff1c66acd	c301e9adb51b	It was the rational response
2bc9af22828e	5d8fea4beed7	Day 12: it's going well I think
b092fac7a297	f4f58d3c10fe	wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
6883d75c6291	41d36de15fa7	Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
52e9a0c296ba	41309dcc91e1	cthulu caught me slipping
d3f44135ba94	59ead0250c96	The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
b308c30fdaf8	5c74f3b16e93	There's a third bump, growing fast
c14135a1c78b	77e76741b491	*Darth Vader Breathing*
98355fce3d91	a35888fb02ef	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
37d02cc6701b	f702f0f680d2	marvel universe howard the duck returns
00ee689d4e74	b70795dcf356	#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
4bf4af9db960	02b28c8a401d	I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
df2c542a11a5	dfc441e614d6	passed another hitch hiker
eabc7d770694	18f0fd29360a	New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
15eb86eb0e71	171695ad3649	Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
20beb778b458	1cbd4410b0c5	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
91b07933d521	858b90c571a8	Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
13400f83ae08	6d1126291656	I knew I nailed it!
baef5c539ab4	95fd495595b4	The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
dedee8cb3740	ac54bf137b0f	I've never been so aware of my own hunger
492a6d794626	5c9ab26a9cc9	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
614eaa4646a3	39b12a33e30e	finally got that squid stache
d11936498e9b	217002028a86	Never gonna give you up...
2464f2a3671f	38b111244701	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
6a98e063d40a	1426712a965d	Look at that fart propulsion
3b185d803ec1	f7bfe79b4c39	The cat brought in another bird.
0a4ac7764aea	65b7f500c5ee	I'm lost without your love, baby
5dae7ee60a01	0a383ab79273	The French space program
fdec1172dff1	caab8cbb2d01	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
0b291770a226	b99cbe835d8f	hello darkness my old friend
bbe201a47eb3	de4f95d8e513	no wonder the cat always sits here
79c56ef811c5	1426712a965d	>< ))*>
a57f3975d704	004a83c9eb34	As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
b224e003cb69	6a57c265996d	Not as healthy as it looks
8f64ab9cf0d3	4a19ad9fa9dc	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
881157ae4786	ae39eec23e68	Bay-bae lolz
664cd1098714	5ef5374d4eb0	Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
dbeb1bfc48f3	fafb89e8da7a	Need a Haircut
a50aa63cfdde	e75894d5db4c	I've discovered a new clean-power source
1732b67ed727	36d65e9490e4	i was gonna eat that
51fb9be06016	6d26a988015b	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
b497c3d8f247	41089c4e1b94	I thought it would be bigger
54c7bbd46f16	33ace19cf756	Why should squirrel learn baseball
02dbabf6a5fb	02cd1184af7c	i can't form the words to describe such beauty
5622a875f0de	25330418623f	Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
306589797809	2c87d2544227	FUCK NOT AGAIN
5fdfeaf50df6	5d27e2398770	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
c1273f7a3fc2	54292a90d2d6	welcome to the internet
a8869501ec65	49cdeb92ecf6	Man, it's windy
6de86a7f9442	8f45c84f3ae6	watching dune on shrooms
7d8b8ee219dd	efb683138c9e	welcome to Argentina
63b12ccd3c7a	e2575fd89a89	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
63d947f9e927	42f77c77637d	SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
aebe04de68ba	cbce6837dea2	Just combing my M.C. Escher
7ad4e31a1731	6dd99ea7d04d	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
48eb1f8743e3	0261a1a6ad74	Best. Funeral. Ever.
2068ff9473b7	600d22c38d1a	product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
d70fcb4a6e97	e00e6d223a7b	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
001672f89607	c4028c21e71c	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
c6a48d386acf	83aee66830ba	Why do people do this?
c4028c531ef5	219174de0d49	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
0d2a0f0b5543	a4121d8873e6	But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
204b2dc23b5e	433787df693b	Spaaaaaaaace!
f5a51fea25ab	80778f45c4a0	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
c6bedaa50d09	1cbd4410b0c5	The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
76b5e352fff6	ad84df3b19fb	That's just not very funny
0dc63a74fe0f	c235eec2e206	I've found a new way to feed the poor
c2fc4c3bcb65	66f04b48ba96	amazons newest delivery method
35defff378cd	fe759fa57f81	Roadrunner is the new transport minister
aad98e86e46c	c5fec0195ecd	been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
663e7757b377	65fb81dd914f	Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
271e6d784a1f	f66a2a6dab59	how do I take photos with this?
f94c5a3070a2	c94be1669167	Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
46395da88081	11e39871b180	Oh no! Not again.
735440e92620	80bdb547729a	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
c2301be5309f	61f58d48c281	DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
b3fe22c97922	7504f42b612e	I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
0e5c3e27a651	68a9726a825d	for you
44c0641abbde	caab8cbb2d01	This photo was taken from my iphone
920dd73f8c79	f4f58d3c10fe	passed another hitch hiker
929339cc8326	ca36f7be679b	One year ago I looked like this
8ed8108b8063	0e035895ea44	Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
a45e1e01ba28	fb8549b59577	All my selfies be like
bb66b4eb400b	da1ca557b64e	This needs a motivational text
3626363baa17	f5a037a62bda	One year ago I looked like this
522b90bf378e	c63f88430160	Always get a full nights rest
752b695f3892	315f6e4c8a84	I just bought this
34975cb570a4	8f45c84f3ae6	the Uk space agency is making britain proud
d476f7738c04	a2250171b45e	If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
98b9113e8201	ac54bf137b0f	i just want to do existential things with my friends
0169b572bd94	8cf0aae237b9	engage!
7ddbab3337b5	88ab0a21a404	???? USA! USA! USA! ????
efd5a84426a8	b35c24e36690	Are you feeling lucky, punk?
51a6e03967c0	b18f4833dfc9	Copernicus: The early years
195764086590	2e7213f87bb7	My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
b075dcc8b5ac	a6ce92184aac	The unforgiving war on health
b107993add1e	1eb5a0ee7fd2	taken from earth orbit
32a352d6983f	38fd9b4b6f5e	Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
2cdf7c38eed9	a10df00c1984	You must be new here.
17a70a8cf699	a0f0f96c0f40	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
09ebaa370b01	fc4d271b85f6	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
cd9eeb81fe62	2820d2999a90	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
dade28dc2c9d	235c48ded7eb	Magnified 10,000 times
0444ab27226c	dd1b125fe3c4	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
6c30b43fde0c	85abfaba36b5	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
e42c5a748f22	62712df5a93e	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
951dae437391	5f37c1382122	The Moon Will Eat What it will
905c5e0474dd	cb75a888b3f1	Press 'continue' to abort.
5b8ae36b322d	489db01a89eb	stipple slash of saturn
c2fd37b1cc26	cba467da5a14	Robots in much better disguise
04a3a4881220	d7b2b76fdd04	OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
113400981315	ccd5e870e9f9	#fallingfromorbit
30c540db2ced	f67296fb4000	The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
27a414937618	49cdeb92ecf6	is this just a fantasy?
d3399e6e609f	0a35447c8bac	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
59597acea277	a09c3c76653f	The prophecy was true!
89d247f82f12	22e28e5cca06	Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
98a7378131bc	8c99087ee6e8	better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
e62a36fe0fe0	cdbed0af98ce	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
09b1c59d83bf	f66a2a6dab59	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
c4668a948740	5b88c3ff6eea	Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
5775300fb382	fd8dedb9f32c	This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
d77a46e7ece6	4e353bcbacd9	Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
4f7e11ca9c15	a831919d153e	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
7137340d56cf	265815e5ba7e	The Moon Will Eat What it will
de7e16a72b1f	da4959d6ad66	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
64ecfb43091d	ca904c329d45	First post, be friendly
b485485efaed	65fb81dd914f	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
c9b2247d68c8	0835b2656faf	Visual representation of Dubstep
218295410cfb	d67cfc2d428e	Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
ee456f64d2b5	1476cb35edb1	Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
a9ff5ce6fce0	587e01f875ff	I hope he's not hungry
b3ce4af980f1	5dc49eee64b4	I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
be6cf22d8b16	1d8a0d2e6317	if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
1a56b847e0fa	5c2386c8cb54	So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
21843f648492	e03721358827	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
961b97f4e04d	540c0d9dc845	share and enjoy
060acd5ec711	9d61c8e7aca2	Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
d987192c73a6	b383658ed774	i was gonna eat that
376c584b29a6	7c29fe125de7	Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
8e13d2fd1092	e2a47ca2b07f	Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
8cf3b808a45c	f0b32b65537f	Dude, where's my car?
6b6a3b5000c7	b10305bc0eec	I can't believe it's not cake batter
6b9ecf24ec75	2e1b33b78b7a	Optimus prime was having a bad day.
93b8e2431af8	1d8a0d2e6317	Et boum! C'est le choc!
a5c56592fefe	904def06c9f2	An eight-stringed octopus?
f2735a0119f7	abc9fb61aace	I found it!!!!!!!
0e68dd7491c9	a40295449b86	Always get a full nights rest
7d4f1a7fac76	17915eae60bc	A window into my soul
384bde86573d	fd8dedb9f32c	George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
67efb2fbeb07	0c11f3359c47	I thought it was a good idea at the time
bfa4752c931e	5bc8196cb57d	My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
3d11baa1e0ec	51c994821764	Death star model 0.0.73
2841bb20cc91	c518ce489c3b	ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
e3a5bae39174	9d61c8e7aca2	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
46e2e3eca22d	9dae49a80ef9	The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
58108dfb457a	d41d16f7880c	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
1ef1a54c1c3d	4fb22a860334	Perspective issues
5a6a6aaaaef7	931fbf1515d4	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
791925b1cd56	3f4c8faba219	You must be new here.
4c2766a8ff26	5d685d5fb24e	the rest is darkness and decay
dd0982197d0a	8b7a7b605c6c	parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
5e25e484ab70	e13751fc0bec	So thats What Jesus did
69306e300dcb	6afcf60967b0	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
8f63c5a90a9b	6bf3263b04f6	Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
d6502cd82a0b	db1f159bfa06	My Hobby: freaking people out
ee8dd090054d	a0a0157f5ab6	I'm never going on chatroulette again
2a4bc7b9f42a	ea6f236f0ccd	I don't know
8283f5015324	fe759fa57f81	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
fadb8135756a	5673675e6bb7	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
50b196458153	9d0371422f7c	i have a bad feeling about this.
a2052e194148	8a411fa0e03e	"Bake him away, toys"
0f4c64c8153b	550f7a04f1e7	Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
85122dc9497e	399fdf7e8064	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
b5a850860f66	8ce440504a07	The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
1f68402bebdc	d7b2b76fdd04	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
b7dd9222b20b	eaad499163e0	Notice anything different?
917967cd670a	42ea4fe205c6	Unzipped sock
4401aa7f1e5c	d1432b2e1c65	i can't form the words to describe such beauty
77688480cd76	c235eec2e206	Making a selfie.
38169b039fc7	7d34edac1e7d	Yeah... never gonna happen
c3d685c752c2	99505450db33	It was the rational response
63fd324f50a8	7af1db07b282	the rest is darkness and decay
1544ddb43106	bb8cf07016d9	best day evar!!!!
d4748326eb6a	a08adb381cb1	I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
ec0fc887af4b	7c25ce7a02e4	night sledding deserves a quiet night
3f5675a6ffd1	744ea02306f1	trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
550ec7053a1e	f702f0f680d2	EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
06e33d58a165	88ab0a21a404	Please send help.
26bcb4d3bebb	c760359170f8	so, scientology...
79aa0c341597	7f92a63f5b80	my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
a15150afeade	cd301178819e	Soon. Soon...
352af08aa05f	5e586e391496	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
cc3913bcfd24	94af8898be1a	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
575b117e0c63	237324594a76	this was my inspiration
dac278223d6e	250a074b0607	hgghjg
a662247b3f1c	87355b37d71c	Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
3474dbebd229	faf209490182	Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
af1e8fec2204	e007f1cae5de	We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
9fbe62511c1b	02917df33e66	Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
267809866c7b	f44c64ac7e20	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
feeb136e86de	448690ac946c	I don't think I really understand what this is.
194831359a99	9fc6d190dd43	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
c78a697fcffd	f9df282b1974	YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
0a2e4ca94181	8cf0aae237b9	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
fc48758df7f7	46c750488fc5	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
e912e5c0ea92	bc71003069ea	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
6ae91eb5dd8d	32e8f09bd75f	"...The Aristocrats."
e75e97c18b34	9bbac5d95498	Nothing new under the sun
ae661f05c5d9	904def06c9f2	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
5ba4bc60c2d6	03fb6cbd1dd1	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
31137b5825d2	32aed7da2c9f	First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
541e3df3a75b	a0289b27dd5a	Holy Meals on Wheels
79d103c5ecea	87355b37d71c	I find this picture reflects my soul.
4b40a114e249	5355f5833b39	I love star wars!
1236799ea7fb	07a2950a48cb	THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
a23a5cb92635	37abfa9969c7	i'll never get tired of this.
abade654e968	8178c0cabd72	The best brick joke possible.
932763284636	41d36de15fa7	"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
58f36117d829	1a11c6c67047	Minister! We're running out of time.
9babcd348470	8eeb2b94987b	The HORROR!
982119ea0f82	7884ddabd3ec	Eat my shorts
0a0fe18772aa	6d8d641bd493	Best. Funeral. Ever.
47fb62cb37cd	e8e77686e189	Ikea art
98f152e9a396	aa1baf6dd6df	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
cab078af129f	1426712a965d	Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
76e512e451d4	702b1488680d	Jesus Wept
c33199b5dea7	971c2d33c5fb	Just combing my M.C. Escher
b7797efb3715	7eff05be73f6	for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
fbfc99dc9df3	2d04208ae09a	I've never been so aware of my own hunger
327fa80b6468	702b1488680d	Now we play... the most dangerous game
7b6399132b92	379e61ca80a4	Death star model 0.0.73
38cf58c4afa9	257d8b02f16c	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
5f712eb6253b	074bdfdee612	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
14edc2544b59	8b7a7b605c6c	Minister! We're running out of time.
63ac785b75a4	416a214c5e51	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
f233b3a2a29e	d7bef8511cc1	That's not a nut!
6f9d9fbf70a5	7bb7044fc42b	First day of school.
83bff308dd47	bfbd316a9bfb	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
bc4973e8df08	cb75a888b3f1	Copernicus: The early years
02da441d85ea	fbecf00ae97f	I forgot to get a plane
2aa2f449de9d	bd4d9857877f	only 90s kids will get this!
462d68d2338b	ee25a67ed5bf	the new usb feels like a step backward
07f6515d83d0	6d3fc3b01eff	Field Trip!
bc6f446bce2f	f18fe4a59c24	I'm never going on chatroulette again
1ac9b31230ff	c7a09429221a	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
747695b72a92	2b9a423e7a36	the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
ddc5b7cc1186	9d0371422f7c	What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
4397c285d977	7bb7044fc42b	Dude, I can totally catch this!
b45b6e123e85	99505450db33	I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
f843591e5675	bb7a419a02c6	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
ac55ba5c5100	9aa21d262360	Houston, we are the problem
a699c7cd2a21	c63f88430160	and then there were nine
605f713b589f	7bb7044fc42b	This squirrel really knows how to cook
1ea8931ad5eb	074bdfdee612	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
76183194a195	171695ad3649	To infinity and Birdyond!
5ea586fbc9b7	d7bef8511cc1	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
4883771010f8	97e64148995c	This is just like my 5th birthday party.
77e913a74f7b	66f04b48ba96	Vegans gonna hate
0678b891a422	cba467da5a14	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
c56f3e7ed39a	57498405462f	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
aa765bf9d34d	8becb8a785f9	My cat barfed this out
7e645c8db2f1	e14a6ba102f7	Where do I plug this in?
5bab9d51586b	307bc37a8e8d	I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
5631f97c2aa8	5a1a21983f7b	This guy...
696e25431243	7c18e3db8a64	Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
5898d52d9d16	af341cf74c70	The choice is simple.
a62a963bee16	3f4c8faba219	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
23e8c4918530	6a3486e865d8	Just some home decorating
5bfb996606d9	956e362d57e2	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
d7fa6642e829	fc4d271b85f6	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
6553956146af	ddf013875fd0	The choice is simple.
26cf88b730ab	971c2d33c5fb	Has science gone too far?
5ab3386eaf19	f0366682d86f	THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
fea6f0399eed	160d21c59873	Holy Meals on Wheels
2f468c5c3810	62712df5a93e	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
ef53571c47ab	fd4bab0c30e3	This explains it all
4bd53a7721e6	450985c10504	>< ))*>
6c2d2b43c9e6	ed5863c1845c	"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
dd3c34481354	eea655ca5250	The choice is simple.
c0e6e4732e4c	cf3e1579e183	i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
019d63c6a21f	b70795dcf356	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
ae0faaa814ad	c7a09429221a	OH MY GOD A HORSE
ef8f8072d654	54b19f7c4f03	my friend posing while a plane flies by
da83fe97c1c0	58bd456b251b	my cat is sick
9ae281be6996	20d163d05085	Nasa is fully funded
13d581435902	e6966f356be2	Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
58daaa5ecb0c	cca708717fd6	In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
b3b74e39e901	56d834294ad3	about to die lol
d68c3aae45b3	b18f4833dfc9	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
9881985710cf	62b63542fae9	I've found a new way to feed the poor
8b7caf30b104	cfef75512c74	I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
5d68799d88cb	2a9299a8355e	Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
3c8804233909	17fdb7a041f3	hgghjg
c203b04c8dc2	fd0d9c097b7a	my new duvet cover!
2d2b554f7c2c	8c29a2907764	they said we couldn't play god
41268cb17365	7773dc0863cc	last march of the ents
08df0fe452a0	80d5a36accc0	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
dfc123e84be2	f50a1ae13dc0	Now turn it upside-down
9cb2ff0f5e7b	b298cb8b58e0	Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
751ed73bb26d	cea86fee7249	Zoidgebra 101
72aed00885e1	944d473e0ae4	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
b9450b4d48e5	b6e06ba22326	WARRRBLGARBL
05bbeeae13d1	fd8dedb9f32c	I loled my head off!!!
3f8e57861a2c	e2a47ca2b07f	If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
0d29daa9b66a	f980a41a738b	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
4f06c84654ec	58ed2759a90e	Oh no! Not Again.
8b1cd6cf45ac	160d21c59873	Day 12: it's going well I think
51d9b50a295e	8e3716fa7673	SPAAAAAAAAcE
96645c846e23	416a214c5e51	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
2fb5e237e8e1	307bc37a8e8d	You must be new here.
c4489f6c99d0	2973df263d5c	conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
c87a7fc15c83	1eb5a0ee7fd2	I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
fbb7f3f29d72	b71d2b588ffa	dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
a5c0f2028b9e	15efefc8c9e0	Another one bites the dust
824bdc04c33c	f8dbccef9e21	how do I take photos with this?
f725d2041412	693260ec0bf8	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
1f23b7510e1f	91329e7a7b5a	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
87662857a932	8eeb2b94987b	How did the mars rover get here?
0ef4e548701c	bfbd316a9bfb	I've made a huge mistake
7dde076a3de1	8927b3addaf6	Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
4c26d8ea59fc	2e1b33b78b7a	look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
309ff4488e02	443b5e53f4d8	The Dissolution of Parliament.
4c63f6f0696e	6d3fc3b01eff	Threaten large birds... check.
74556e1adb60	d6d4d7f52f8e	Fucking CAKE
159f067f8d74	1eb5a0ee7fd2	I just don't get recursion.
152eeb1192f7	aa9b5fad0ac1	New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
d4001660b07f	212085ad2af5	Are you feeling lucky, punk?
188d973bccde	945dee2035fd	Spaaaaaaaace!
fa1377e04a9b	fa8b635e4a8a	To infinity and Birdyond!
fff6d57757b8	2973df263d5c	unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
dd71ef86e39e	70cf8805e7cb	Goldilocks party!
0c78508fd672	0a383ab79273	Worst pokemon ever
3fc9a9885419	fd4bab0c30e3	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
d26ab0d67987	b6534ec9a50b	Where did THAT come from?
1d3a750f0e8d	77ed0a75923a	i do the same thing at frat parties
1448a1dbb699	1c4ca7d93623	The solution to all life's problems
e947702b019d	ed3c38553bb5	my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
0513821406b7	4a05b122a05d	It's not a good part of town
f9d0acc13ff2	1a11c6c67047	Goodnight moon
7338b015f07e	b14f6fdbd149	DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
9ff63ccb3f75	ae4e0b2b2dd0	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
5040729f658f	a47817c0b4cf	"Is it symmetric this way?"
8fc610b58c7c	25fb75d0cdba	Magnificent as fuck
97ac567ecb43	6f81b93bc3bb	brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
4674aa0348e9	0dc7b8ad992f	#lifehacks
7e4364c93f66	7b2f1bf0847f	I wonder what will this lead to...
0b43b082bfad	a10df00c1984	true culprit of global warming!
80b721e88276	5107f4525a46	Threaten large birds... check.
806d17314155	693260ec0bf8	#nomakeup #natural
3675399e2fe4	4612ca3ea03f	moo!
0d38ebc3010f	540c0d9dc845	This photo was taken from my iphone
1c28fa45296d	fbf7493522f2	my wonderful dad!
4b79c0cd0bfc	8b3785eeefb1	Sorry for the potato quality.
4faa8b2f28f7	9b5fd2c79341	they're all dead, dave.
8415f138f833	bb7a419a02c6	Finally here!
3a7cb172cae5	f5a037a62bda	our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
e0a9209b36a9	c4ca062e7763	[user was banned for this text]
523461582e00	b298cb8b58e0	I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
957d56bd6f40	977601de1a34	Burrito night
a07ccb8f4286	e251d107ecc8	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
5ed3a8ead69b	f0366682d86f	Am I a Pokemon?
b362078dc4e6	19fcaa244177	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
1470d6bbc7c5	bc7f7d4bb7a8	about to die lol
d9cb366104ee	fd0d9c097b7a	Do you care to #engage with this #content
0f81ee546f63	41d36de15fa7	Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
6b7358825ad4	ed6360dfe4c4	Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
ef51316757a2	171695ad3649	I'm not even mad. that's amazing
0beee26fdc6c	00d30201e37d	Hey! My cloaca is down here!
f89c0f36cf8e	f1fc62eefd88	My selfie stick broke.
0665823d0460	75aaa988879a	FUCK NOT AGAIN
7be36b13f20b	ee25a67ed5bf	Come on party people, put your hands together
fa5c68d61c5c	42e5ebc4c98f	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
0c1ef956c53c	57498405462f	too much lens flare?
c3c06661efee	37b45655015e	i've made a huge mistake
f992eaf526dd	c942b75bbc37	When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
5371e2c6bd04	37abfa9969c7	Why potato why?
102ff37d47bf	1f47ae8020e4	My tastes are very... singular
1028a4181b86	0835b2656faf	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
6eb311f16d41	64b298792bbd	ha ha ha... no.
939128fad31f	6d1126291656	??????????!
b23934f1d3a1	8cf0aae237b9	i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
449069cdce31	aa1baf6dd6df	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
a72e7c3cb451	ff20713d6d53	Wow. Just, Wow.
23784ceaf34a	a06de52211f2	No lie, this is delicious
62b3279cefa0	1bd3e7350353	My new cat is awesome
fba56a808241	0c82274784ef	Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
f5ada543f47c	0261a1a6ad74	I forgot to get a plane
3720829ef907	11e39871b180	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
e77294cd1761	32f92e302f64	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
ce45b24fe22e	2e1b33b78b7a	FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
0b2c3273ccce	9ea3833b0a71	Now we play... the most dangerous game
e1a109e3dea9	b88c7072f092	Zoidgebra 101
d6b258279a62	5107f4525a46	????????
9cecadae1132	60e3cd8474aa	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
af65c688ebb0	e2dffdd62ace	hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
35a55e7d2338	307bc37a8e8d	i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
ff54ed45e382	bb8cf07016d9	Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
bc3169a507e1	6e32eb14a3d7	Why do people do this?
1ac34981f456	99505450db33	Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
1fd79d90a422	e657f79cb201	#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
027426d50477	d1432b2e1c65	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
f62feecaf206	ed8c5dc9aab9	Waiting on hold with the insurance company
4bf77030ae80	16be3b96c067	Me, before the topical ointment
ef80101e9c5e	949337c3cedf	Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
7cd24c49e0d7	d29fb45617bd	Pizza TIME
a9226e589586	faaeebb0aeac	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
370be614d96a	b35e6cefd0fe	I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
d4f619ee815a	004a83c9eb34	Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
bad666ff51f8	e376fd7003ce	Oh no, it's the moon
6bab9f34a4ab	8c29a2907764	Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
416b020841a2	945dee2035fd	new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
067c172708c5	148a91f8a103	Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
809d09ac99c8	d9823cee8ea4	Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
e1b8111bb486	956e362d57e2	Where are the three sea shells?
fa8c2f6ad62b	877f694732c0	Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
44f32a89bf72	7123db10fc55	Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
b5aac0b3b9d5	68a9726a825d	ack
fddb43e07d56	d1432b2e1c65	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
a858c77d91f9	d8a647f2826e	my new duvet cover!
b1ee5e8b5115	913ad83b2e8f	Oh God! It's happening again!
4083e45d8420	02eab95bdf15	#nofilter
9d3393ec5e70	58ed2759a90e	Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
14d0a922dee2	215928a121d4	Don't have a cow, man
0c831aea2e96	d685eca93f95	Penguins are people too #equality
e2737f593c73	3303a3961e6c	So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
dc835e3c1ea9	971c2d33c5fb	#lifehacks
302a47efa2a7	95fd495595b4	So thats What Jesus did
71cb52c456ec	4b8b14997691	The magic smoke escaped :(
d1fae2b1ee29	fb8549b59577	feeding my pet
e625cc2d4942	516a9ccdc425	Just another day in paradise
9d7af9c27344	ed915d36dd20	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
81070ce7cd18	91254334143f	the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
4771cb644792	ec801ea1b655	AUUUGH
7bad230908f7	f6298c1c3134	The choice is simple.
7701333cee27	53beb2829a3a	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
1ceb50e7774f	84474c28886b	He did say it was edible
93bb319a045e	6878e40c5754	Sometimes all you can do is wait
94e0d165139e	d51bc6db1470	SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
fe00355c0e48	c74e3568fa88	Why did it have to end this Way?
89429ecdd3f2	86ea721314f1	onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
4ff024e7aa09	17915eae60bc	Aaaaaargh
ee174e2be6c7	03fb6cbd1dd1	Happy Birthday, M C Escher
8b305a180c87	ea6f236f0ccd	The building blocks of life
06a6d1f31e52	3b92fa611436	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
d5308c83936e	fdbeef420f73	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
58f04b39029d	6e9b8ec9a5b9	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
bc3fb409c6e0	63ef1c70a2f9	Optimus prime was having a bad day.
bd9a06f20bcc	9628012c0058	This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
35e1357d1544	97aa148f5db2	???? USA! USA! USA! ????
6255eaf6652d	6d8d641bd493	This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
ac17af22eeaf	b18f4833dfc9	i think i need to get out more.
0b5046364fb2	f4f58d3c10fe	If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
0dfbd763068c	f8dc0e0b0070	#satellite #navigation
da9bba70b801	83aee66830ba	The vlog was better than the movie
2850f92af9d8	8ce440504a07	So thats What Jesus did
d78d023e2206	c942b75bbc37	#me #throwbackthursday
9c8b4f192cae	5c74f3b16e93	Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
14be17af93fb	c5fb86da0605	just another cat video
fb505da31afe	676c098de756	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
4677af2ba01f	6f396a0a1b7c	#lifehacks
b9e71f4e9682	9fc6d190dd43	when you see it...
8ff7c78eaf19	4aedaf16c9ab	Now we play... the most dangerous game
40ee13c5d689	6c6706cf5ef0	Now turn it upside-down
b29d18a8ff93	42ea4fe205c6	Burrito night
615fc7c93abb	901ddbb780e1	File not found ... creating fake file...
35e228c92e97	72b80e3e6f80	Ugh, i'll never understand art.
6dc7cb593fe8	662ebe08720b	The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
61beaf771412	b4c2a2c21aa4	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
d5f83b729565	e2575fd89a89	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
d0770e0a5f9c	117cd0ce46cd	conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
b6f7d7690232	a9acb7116fa2	My boyfriend finally proposed!
0a9c99dce6b8	c1fd2083989e	Now we play... the most dangerous game
3336db80e988	96ff894f1851	My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
b0d56e9b05c1	28241826b9bd	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
33975bf41541	58377b6190af	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
ce3ecef3bb40	99505450db33	My Hobby: freaking people out
86aebcaaf56d	91254334143f	OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
ed836cdaab07	14dcc16e1fe6	Get that camera out of my face!
bd927add1ba7	cfe77b4de161	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
c82f8589c879	ab85e27b7760	welcome to the internet
7593246e4b8f	5f814d6725df	...And then we decided it was time to leave
8394f1ac9e0e	1ee44ab3e6c1	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
78406d84d89e	21576a2682e2	Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
9a70d2148566	ff1dbf4d409c	my wonderful dad!
eff647d9b3a4	ebbdfebbfec8	my friend posing while a plane flies by
75902b549d7c	8be9d991419a	Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
9cb4c6c8b85b	cdbed0af98ce	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
3ff05bbb3441	925d908fb0ab	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
77fb0108023d	5d8fea4beed7	Wait, you can see that too
636f450b2dfd	62712df5a93e	in line at the dmv
d2441bfaee8e	54b19f7c4f03	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
b0413e684455	eaf524a2f41e	Only 90s kids will remember
ff6c22ef147a	667be74ed29d	Amirite??
7b5fa15e7d1d	0a75b50367a0	in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
c85c6b3c8cd3	42875287a95b	I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
af18bcff09c3	5f37c1382122	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
e1865adfedf2	f3d0c85e8fbb	ksp mission success
35c2e089dca9	d7b2b76fdd04	Optimus prime was having a bad day.
11eb1ad3e7ea	a9c9733d88fa	I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
786cda6a94e4	bbbda03f1051	Solo Thumbwar
de2197b7d9eb	ed5863c1845c	I got the job!
91aef014ceb1	6a235059c841	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
a3ee400c9e75	bf1fbb69a889	Talking to my fans...
2333298ec1ba	65b7f500c5ee	every breath you take, every move you make
8f8b1dd9edb0	e2a47ca2b07f	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
54ed5bb17707	7773dc0863cc	The newest Olympic sport
ad9b4dfc6ff2	6d8d641bd493	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
a04190d5b53e	9c28faff5070	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
b3d765ae3714	bbbda03f1051	#nomakeup #justnatural
fd99de2a7803	f4287c01cef1	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
eaa9370e41de	56b0dc2c4a9a	this is the weirdest hickey.
2df842409b31	ff1dbf4d409c	Visual representation of Dubstep
0b141be6cb52	38fd9b4b6f5e	On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
407264650961	7082cadbff02	i'm now 75% more efficient
4ff43f139fe7	55bad9cbd974	????????
ce3b1b0e3113	e53c20bb80db	I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
4205af7c4549	c142bf4c510d
d24fe2c94eb7	ddf013875fd0	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
520e59eeb488	010bad314260	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
df61b6646951	0c2df2e1378c	#nomakeup #natural
9c2c7371fbf4	074bdfdee612	That's not a nut!
bf3780ec1704	c5fb86da0605	every breath you take, every move you make
8dccd667beb1	b0792a154b7e	I like this picture
3878faafc75b	75333edd14cb	A soulful rendition of "old man river"
b7ad10d8cbb8	8e3716fa7673	#Donthate #Truelove
f8aff921f001	4b8b14997691	That's not a chicken
37620c6a70f7	f42833bd2ecc	my friend posing while a plane flies by
6ba8aff9ae0e	28241826b9bd	How did the mars rover get here?
7633598f7015	6e32eb14a3d7	Notice anything different?
d1fc2720f84c	4e420b806488	Et boum! C'est le choc!
31284317ee4a	660350b11114	This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
319f96877b01	f42833bd2ecc	It was the rational response
45b4bdd8e3f3	6c1d54604426	crawling and texting #badcombination
e94ac6e270bd	28b646e07f21	The HORROR!
b37c5ce2bc50	7a7a9690aef1	Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
47c41f567ae5	7b6aa2e8b09b	I solved the debt crisis!
7ff5ce27bbed	ec4763c88de8	I thought it was a good idea at the time
cfdfca0ffd75	d51bc6db1470	I found this little guy in the woods near my house
b918ea5c6783	47e972de2a8e	i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
2ea45d709aa0	89c0e9d14073	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
be364608b373	8448a3c83b1f	???? USA! USA! ????
691d958575f7	5aded2e25574	ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
c859ff7479cd	233afc11fdb4	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
6336fb8644c0	117cd0ce46cd	Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
9f48988381e3	32f92e302f64	#hashtag
7b569e0fb4e1	ff9e2c0e72d3	what if it's a ghost pepper?
898614784269	db5b4b63fb69	Larry asked me to be his wingman
39d7a0476ef8	e31b4f8d0d7d	they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
f2a2fb281760	86ea721314f1	The time has come.
2c9fc6042cdd	62cd3460a783	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
2918b525f181	8ce440504a07	I'll just go buy cigarettes
36396f7713d3	d1432b2e1c65	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
78cb2d2ce806	2d8a610ac57d	THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
c8d0ebcbd339	b33f7dfc3ee0	I thought it would be bigger
eff6607e88aa	91329e7a7b5a	Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
d0efbc7cd090	70f53e83e86d	New amazon product
950c6dc27e71	d231e7a59732	Who came first?
df4ce0109c0c	7504f42b612e	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
0b1dac228a5c	c0f332e9575e	#newhipsterbike
f14fb3ef972d	600d22c38d1a	Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
576c4a2de0e9	64b298792bbd	An unsuccessful bike design...
86f425827dd8	87eace265eb5	in line at the dmv
94f04c831928	1e6b2657824a	how do I take photos with this?
32b763b32e2c	66f04b48ba96	I've made a huge mistake
f66f782ba74c	6bcdc631d4fd	#Donthate #Truelove
12f32d565764	17fdb7a041f3	funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
dd686f7008b5	fdbeef420f73	Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
a6857754b3b8	32f92e302f64	Where did this road come from?!?
bb78abc438ea	7d0249cf0e5b	this guy keeps following me
1d45771798f3	6d4374896e8a	#awefullyNicetractsofland
d50a949efca1	9691025fb33f	Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
471763240cee	540c0d9dc845	This is symbolic.
50c0e6958210	cbce6837dea2	In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
d6f040a617c4	3a01b14401e1	my cat got into the *other* catnip
fdb219a70069	dc3a38493f7d	check out my new pet
6cf155a7f338	ab440600fd8c	the new usb feels like a step backward
39f9663598e8	1cabd3f28345	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
f30240ea1a6f	6f396a0a1b7c	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
9930a5eb8c48	5c74f3b16e93	This is how we celebrate easter usually
051fc307d3a3	811bd51f6fa4	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
17753949bb78	cca708717fd6	Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
fe03f2b71bc1	7082cadbff02	Only 90s kids will remember
2d70145b0cf9	58ed2759a90e	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
a263fff38b50	62712df5a93e	Visual representation of Dubstep
c43f007a79ad	3a2ca3201f60	My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
cbfd55d9314b	9fc5e66c0884	Target Found.
11a64aa0f86e	2d8a610ac57d	Eat my shorts
21f67ce3147b	d51bc6db1470	Every day my damn cat makes this face
ebb9835f4d46	05cd69ce5480	There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
747ab0a03571	bd67bc8fbe57	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
f91f432dedee	c7af1d2b4e42	Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
e5194804dbe1	b05fcc9a98a0	Eat my shorts
c1aadd2beda2	16a76c300029	Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
446bd7807491	52eb6e40b776	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
14e841b55adb	3ea8cd3dbdbc	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
3407bf40ca20	2b691935cd30	I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
b30dedf80d00	4809cdd2dbdd	leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
b484c0e2b6ee	efb683138c9e	I found it!!!!!!!
78d1bed7cd04	93d885613089	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
70f8ea0e2e1c	fcf9829a0289	The unforgiving war on health
5743634d4450	8009a7e58635	Fancy
0ef07b302f61	77e76741b491	the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
f9c51ce15d4d	400910c90e8c	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
b5e48964e183	16be3b96c067	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
2218d0987663	7f59b89dbd33	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
dd3146e767f6	89ec8c7e81be	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
cbc64bad3e7d	6aa0c7ff2b91	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
528e7f4d9c2b	a6ce92184aac	Spring has sprang
63466ea0a16d	62e698929a98	Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
510f299f01df	d4496e693ad6	This photo was taken from my iphone
64f5869dbe7e	3e5f0b7a72ff	Vegans gonna hate
523014d0a657	80bdb547729a	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
2c03494e9132	5d8e1d1889f9	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
07e5f40f9a0a	9c039349b0b2	Initiate evasive maneuver!
ba801293f261	a164adff3014	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
0dc653d64b18	5bc8196cb57d	Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
e0575a9f183c	6d8d641bd493	You'll never guess what happens next...
999b95d88ba1	057660801943	Self Portrait: Complete.
eeea0442348a	2445b7adb800	love it!
fabd3185be68	0e615e2ad90f	amazons newest delivery method
b95862ddf773	6a57c265996d	We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
28e8701cf97a	66b1fd7a5682	Is this too cheesy?
8edeb2f6373a	1dd718c7e20d	I believe in an afterbirth.
cb1a8e21c979	b7b8d20cdb74	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
31cd2ce3a054	d98eb1087d99	Office gamification has got out of hand.
22634c365e9f	54b19f7c4f03	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
5fef981aed2c	3a6f54c637ca	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
971b07f94011	5c2386c8cb54	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
e9b01daafc50	86c82db4ddfb	#HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
a84b9e32413a	2d8a610ac57d	I'm going to be smashed to bits
867373eda94e	415b14c8b862	Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
b0a9242abc08	fc657d47e33e	if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
d61482274ab8	925d908fb0ab	may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
e996a14d32ed	0261a1a6ad74	This is what i had for breakfast
b7d729da4a9f	7fec1582cad0	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
a6cfff66e92b	51c994821764	I'm going to be smashed to bits
4c964de72c61	b9c6e3904591	Daylight spending time!
814ec7968da5	a43875abf9bb	Press 'continue' to abort.
d06c38ed3ce0	ddf013875fd0	I'd call this experiment a success.
4f7873345686	f1fc62eefd88	I'll just go buy cigarettes
6910300fcd08	702b1488680d	There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
66bed492fe39	9c0c7ada805d	i broke it
1f22384b049e	75cbe8e0e9a9	The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
9c6d56f6595e	de6f77a0d4dc	leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
cd6811f32600	0a1fdbb68c6e	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
535fbb09d72e	2f5139fdda6c	everything makes sense now
8d4c7065a943	8667115f2e3a	Why did it have to end this Way?
d283b967a33f	bd4c7ec061c7	Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
d28c4e8794c7	213890cbbd26	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
f21bc8b904ed	2d19ca5bdcfc	Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
0ee15c567c3b	95fd495595b4	Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
527c2bfad218	f38be88b9cec	i need to do my laundry more often.
1efdf9ddcf0c	2e7213f87bb7	Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
74baef483fd3	1e65f320ff20	Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
4b2097c09167	8e3716fa7673	One of these things doesn't belong.
14792da99b2e	8ce440504a07	whoops GPS error
d3154f05fd73	7773dc0863cc	11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
97b2ca7f4c52	b2f6ac624a6b	The choice is simple.
605fe45fb056	5c74f3b16e93	is it midnight yet?
3a3c2ce26937	5dc49eee64b4	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
193d30f04522	a9c9733d88fa	NO. JUST NO.
b5c4556041b0	516a8191fb87	Oh, that's where I left them!
75e2b8c62355	ec801ea1b655	"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
28bf6218e9c9	7511330a7a53	I told you to keep the raptors secure
09be7a039877	2562b760f647	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
7dbf9ab704e1	034c85450c85	they dont need us anymore
8b2894ba8d27	d4f0642224fa	Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
d9edcc99bed1	aa40d23c63f2	Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
d9cd05ca0b80	4226e91af364	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
86f1660b71bd	bf1fbb69a889	Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
2d9a0df85dcc	b6534ec9a50b	I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
622de79b9218	c3d55f5ed151	The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
7a38d627327d	400910c90e8c	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
eb0f8a1f904a	2f8c5e653311	Macklemore concert was awesome!
992fbe927614	0a1fdbb68c6e	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
202396e4f50c	658423b6f765	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
1c699bd916bc	fd5ed226f3b5	Philae lander found!
c8575d55cceb	46c750488fc5	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
1930b62accf0	1b3fb7095f97	My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
f610a145790f	8667115f2e3a	i don't remember this scene form star wars
1174c9fd627f	12b5d78f7ccc	The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
2b65251ad372	b89e4a15a0b5	The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
13829f7b9c35	8145b1145ed7	I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
292a558b4ca2	6a2fc065cbc9	This apple got a face on it dog
ce8e61a3fa9d	3a6f54c637ca	bit nosy, aren't you?
e811fb18cc65	fe2099a3d7da	unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
eed83f8620f8	de6f77a0d4dc	about to die lol
b3c7a04f4569	a6ce92184aac	Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
eb728950d8ad	c2e86ecf6d30	Fulfilling western ideals!
6b7cf0f94773	87e7cfea2ca9	THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
3e6f2774bd85	68338c348065	Another one bites the dust
68cbd5ee6e34	08602e138c05	#bedhead
2c5c0624b686	8178c0cabd72	they told me carrots were good for eye health
1e4861476da7	0c82274784ef	Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
8e1d080bd421	eac4254fcddf	i hate it when this happens
6112116c0234	c63f88430160	I guess I only have myself to blame.
2fda09658c98	72b80e3e6f80	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
5ebba1289567	b4cc62c6ce6e	A window into my soul
ec228e5d9cb2	925d908fb0ab	i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
c5ad73dfca52	77b8a5527ad8	emergency butter delivery
021649de7001	91254334143f	THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
9b4cda932bf7	1b3fb7095f97	#bornthisway
c2cb9e64e43e	6bf3263b04f6	Travel the length of these massive bison
12b6028b5b40	b0aff5a6fa4a	Something seems to be wrong with my car
4e5a83e1f9bb	b35e6cefd0fe	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
6fc298bd25fa	2af5eff75af3	Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
abb0d8a51e0b	b62182579a00	Big Bird, An orwellian Short
572c5a4a56cb	14ee7faa729a	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
ed1ca50aa096	dcb43a4fed87	Nope nope nope nope nope
d12ab5b94920	15efefc8c9e0	Maths are hard
39047f065f06	e7e1910c416d	Magnificent as fuck
e8c497fa57c9	ed3c38553bb5	WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
56bd6a62a9cc	6d26a988015b	#Long_Exposure
d0858dbbf23e	f8dc0e0b0070	whoops GPS error
292d3853efb4	b0aff5a6fa4a	But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
69bc5b42a34a	892bc2bbd3e6	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
93339e4cf7e3	f867c41e030f	I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
4f24ae5ded81	034c85450c85	Finally, new tires
a432318bd64d	2a54a838dc76	All things considered, it turned out nice again
eb8b8b9f88ce	47e972de2a8e	Gotta catch em all.
1a255a71e74e	654bbc9c2f25	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
cd6fa16e652b	36d65e9490e4	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
fa61cefef207	d51bc6db1470	ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
cb3a446af213	cf3e1579e183	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
1c04c3e6c8e1	efb683138c9e	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
8ad2a7bb6f6c	96ff894f1851	new phone who dis
fd88028f95c0	5d27e2398770	Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
d19b282a9bb2	e376fd7003ce	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
ab9d59e0ad94	38fd9b4b6f5e	No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
9a8e477dd30e	d7b2b76fdd04	no one ever suspected the shovel
56da932492ac	6d4374896e8a	Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
8c55f1900d24	459891d99059	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
40cfa2697f54	bf1fbb69a889	Rollerskating always was overrated
d6d46da7f372	9c14a44acc2d	we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
ad8d0d0d332c	14307347e17f	I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
7b10a84b63f3	abe8f31a1833	they dont need us anymore
fa74a55ebce6	ae39eec23e68	DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
f911b1f306ef	ff1dbf4d409c	Look at that fart propulsion
c6e79dfb1258	a7e15e99cca4	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
bd88f514b1c2	e0684d7c2409	Best. Funeral. Ever.
ca69e1e63ea5	0bdeb119f6e0	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
98437d3ca852	1426712a965d	been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
b53705a7c4d3	d7bef8511cc1	Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
c9cf4fefbc18	05cd69ce5480	aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
03e92123a72e	e5a90d576045	I blame supernasa
02f563cd6cb8	5d9bac36ce2e	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
21dfd81dfa9b	32aed7da2c9f	Hoping this makes it past customs
bcae2edaa211	23892daa8f4d	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
fdeda29ed597	7c18e3db8a64	Now turn it upside-down
766e40dfe76e	10c1d5425f48	which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
7bf26c98d7b0	efb683138c9e	The building blocks of life
33fd20a3c0cd	54a54896c672	#hoax
9561138fb7d0	9c039349b0b2	I'll just go buy cigarettes
d4239bf383e6	bc52e95506cb	Now turn it upside-down
256f68596c0e	cbce6837dea2	Optimus prime was having a bad day.
d82985d92712	1e65f320ff20	Things Lost in couch cushions
d7fb95f393d6	47e972de2a8e	Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
56eff0377307	14dcc16e1fe6	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
c4567f0f6b57	b2f6ac624a6b	trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
135d6ea166ba	e8e77686e189	you know, for kids
5b2755157521	56b0dc2c4a9a	Nope nope nope nope nope
b1fae2246167	a2fe59b71eeb	#DANGERZONE
06937924df60	2c55f3bf0a4f	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
fa37fe3aa492	5ea0f5b5e66f	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
fc2e03758832	cf3e1579e183	Click to show secret text
208bcb4347de	e251d107ecc8	We can't do it, the moon is in the way
26a01e739671	dd1b125fe3c4	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
6a0ebf10173b	991f9cbfe479	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
efaeac6b011f	99e1d025d47e	Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
9933e1016a1a	e0684d7c2409	Oh god is it still following me?
87ab243d2797	09ca4e467013	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
7c283abf0c93	d685eca93f95	Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
5ade9a1b45d4	2aadc2b05bff	DuckDuckGoes!
7b719ab8766b	80bdb547729a	havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
b0fb000194d0	6e4431f5bf0e	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
f23bcd752933	36adf11825ee	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
29aa7c49175a	c8f453e86277	Nope nope nope nope nope
a4e298e3f252	aa9b5fad0ac1	Something seems to be wrong with my car
c07029469004	6fb450cbc14b	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
a2f579332697	c19565ec0680	Extreme beer pong
1ecf317dc0e4	ea9426341cca	I've found a new way to feed the poor
a584ac15da68	6f396a0a1b7c	my toothache has got worse recently
74a5aca8634b	e0ce298f4750	Oh god is it still following me?
6624b1be053e	4e926e1f3bd9	how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
6ea856184dbc	c301e9adb51b	Nothing new under the sun
96ef28e2ea78	662ab2ac144a	hello darkness my old friend
aa510574b30d	bb8cf07016d9	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
05ccada45f4b	77b8a5527ad8	my lasik didn't go so well.
d82d0b40915a	e9b071fe7286	Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
d9b2a52a43d5	13553af327d7	OMG Becky look at her butt
1e3a40034afe	a9181c1b6475	Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
be6c73ac40a8	ac194aab980b	Spring has sprang
47d702260cea	4bc89e682a3b	Penguins are people too #equality
87a8c4b87687	a47817c0b4cf	hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
a2a505aff28d	a10df00c1984	SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
be6ea91a1be4	dccd8efcd65f	Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
4bf8dfe9710e	9edb74dc8efa	Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
4e44caf35a92	cfef75512c74	TANSTAAFL... Mostly
da076f5eb6ac	698cc961c472	You'll never guess what happens next...
35fcad4fefe5	db325d089aa4	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
3ef71f7a151e	c142bf4c510d	Goldilocks party!
91755f9cb5bc	59499218ba53	Car broke down on the side of the highway.
84451cf188e1	c167057ebd58	New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
3099cfda78da	d16029fb8686	Best Halloween costume yet!
23609c85fd4e	925d908fb0ab	Just another day in paradise
3d1dc6cfaa13	102c63887dba	Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
fca5e4241bc8	f18fe4a59c24	The HORROR!
0040b7bd0f0d	47e972de2a8e	only 90s kids will get this!
04ab55d3710a	7940779ab371	Would you like to play a game?
e3b9f9afd709	cfef75512c74	Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
484db3d45ad9	37d3a3a22fdb	I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
9b49e50cd9ef	42e5ebc4c98f	Thanks Obama!
39140d9149e5	2cd492f68159	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
a8b9a8d7a3f0	8927b3addaf6	Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
dd3f03e75df5	5d1c4e18029b	look what happened to my satellite
2bebb8c39d63	c19565ec0680	i invented a thing
63f33a898662	c94be1669167	I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
d5191d7194b7	26d88864907e	Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
8cb3cb7a5258	6978bf82609c	I'm not even mad. that's amazing
a71282bc29ea	2af368c1d634	First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
1d8b11f1bbea	7f08d55f0410	Why do people do this?
2dbe64f0b534	dccd8efcd65f	Am I a Pokemon?
a6eb7de2bbce	8cf0aae237b9	I think I need new glasses.
d222592e8b1a	64b298792bbd	Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
22e4eb3b6c72	95fd495595b4	So...Magnets, right?
a0aa48ddc85a	b3f5fe3d25b1	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
fe0e84e4a38a	c51ffc122220	It's not a good part of town
eeebdb93f9bb	a64fc3d7d8f9	He did say it was edible
99a2cd393715	b4092a5d952a	Oh god is it still following me?
bf01d1c43d4b	cd9fbf5c1333	no one ever suspected the shovel
1d63cbcb4c09	94f7800beff8	#Toobigtofall
ccaad45f1aa5	cd4373c68bb4	An eight-stringed octopus?
9e298765920f	da1ca557b64e	Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
c0ea2579b527	971c2d33c5fb	How does this work again?
70ea4fd27be8	8667115f2e3a	Big bowl of star-flakes
f4d037041389	81a4839135ac	everything makes sense now
c5438d591339	e340af91a428	Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
f44e1d947ef6	6070e177a059	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
21be54c95e3f	42b45c70ab63	Car tiddlywinks proves success
0db7dd0ee96e	e9ba3f8476e1	Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
9b0d37ec2903	094ed85d323c	Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
4f41376382ec	45dfc555391a	well, this really puts things in perspective.
9fa53707619b	abb28f6609a7	I've been robbed!
1a8723e853aa	662ebe08720b	EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
c2eed7defa33	c65dfa097e6d	Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
fb3a8003ecb0	28b646e07f21	Like my new nails?
f82eeafb5f40	f66a2a6dab59	There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
839df365477e	0a35447c8bac	I blame supernasa
84a9342545db	416a214c5e51	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
1d8be431e962	5bebec594908	only 90s kids will get this!
6cdfad3451ae	e0ce298f4750	I am a beautiful person.
c2046eaa4f74	16be3b96c067	Diet is working!
b82772686aa4	37a8043efdb0	Larry asked me to be his wingman
0d42034b8006	ae39eec23e68	I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
dcf846cc7138	fa57c6c5e546	New headcanon:
bd28e41305bd	6f396a0a1b7c	i don't remember this scene form star wars
fc8e29833f9f	025a30bf44ab	I can't believe it's not cake batter
e530e1cc976e	f0991487cc01	The knids are hungry
9e421d91385d	c7ec57f483cd	#vampiremirrorselfie
b65e52bc8e18	ab440600fd8c	I can't believe it's not cake batter
efc83eaf29e2	0c11f3359c47	Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
6bfad304b763	6a2fc065cbc9	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
074900960494	1d8a0d2e6317	So thats What Jesus did
10ec2cfc3d0a	6b98bacc2865	Great ScotT!
d5aae2998fbb	0bdf87d935b6	They see me rolling, they hating
f7561c18cb32	171695ad3649	My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
931282d84883	1c2de777664d	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
d86ee15421d6	2421a8b1ba8d	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
42ece1676095	8a5f2942c127	#Long_Exposure
1c8a91fe306b	e6989877df1e	Man in the Moon slumming
a0bb90c026ea	73ba5146f506	Perspective issues
b9620c68b0ad	8becb8a785f9	The prophecy was true!
c2df557c394e	5d27e2398770	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
97e14eb8aaa1	971c2d33c5fb	best day evar!!!!
539edc9125e3	bc71003069ea	We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
bdd5352bf268	c301e9adb51b	they're all dead, dave.
2fc2f376d88c	a6ce92184aac	like my new haircut?
1097b065da8a	1ee44ab3e6c1	it was never this complicated when I was a kid
6a9616ba4b24	5a1a21983f7b	Park and ride
6b550fb1f806	fa57c6c5e546	Another one bites the dust
157f44d97c43	1fc8142c3888	my new duvet cover!
89a0ec887ae7	45dfc555391a	I have tasted many fish
83e2d375dcb4	c7b1a76f8820	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
0a0aeda1cae3	ca2a6c7e9f86	sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
f4080b435bc8	b467c4b866c7	All flesh is grass
c330d4a3a226	ddf013875fd0	really not how I thought I would die
fa4ec82badd9	95ccd6364248	This is exactly what you think it is
52911fee45b7	8de2ad52ab4e	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
15fa82cdb76e	6d1126291656	it was never this complicated when I was a kid
f8e8c8099e68	e6966f356be2	I broke cookie clicker...
18b355eddccc	f741758c13fb	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
979c60f15c9d	d2d6221717b6	Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
04294059d7a5	fd8dedb9f32c	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
73bf8994c192	95ccd6364248	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
1ea3c7ed799c	6e36bdd423d3	would you choose the microwave over this?
76245fb8303b	16be3b96c067	void main() { fork; }
f8650828f675	a4b7d17b5662	Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
3ae911465273	3a6f54c637ca	Who came first?
907172b76de3	7652b0b17249	Banana invasion in progress
13dc5041f5d9	28241826b9bd	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
b27a6994a7e2	ac194aab980b	leapfrog, anyone?
3b688a46b99b	213890cbbd26	No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
5da6ecb35429	235c48ded7eb	No regrets on this new roofing material
ebdd4f23dd6c	f8dbccef9e21	Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
2793b291de74	ebbdfebbfec8	wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
18e27fd675ce	9cfa73f0c93a	I hate waking up from a really good dream
9b05bccfd69b	c3629da07d92	The solution to all life's problems
df3fae63f7d4	f867c41e030f	I think I need new glasses.
e2a48edd24b5	f702f0f680d2	Mistakes were made.
db0d13dc9bae	e90d1ba23358	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
6e4bc358507d	2567c75f8965	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
d103b6d4340d	37d3a3a22fdb	That was when things started to get a little weird.
7e1a1221fe28	fc657d47e33e	I am infinite. i am eternal.
f833092899c3	02917df33e66	the game begins...
fa6d0c6818e6	ecb790b3409c	I thought of it, and it happened
2d03fafe5c76	5a0d3960a7e0	who do you think I am?
6ea01fd5172b	14ee7faa729a	I have never been happy
58d85c6069aa	54b19f7c4f03	Fancy
6a29c4807c24	7fec1582cad0	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
97fe973bce98	de4f95d8e513	Press 'continue' to abort.
3d80a6796f42	1dd718c7e20d	New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
7094cb82f51f	d6d4d7f52f8e	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
ccfcf275fc7c	de799a1455af	Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
7b3b72ff6d46	2b691935cd30	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
00d98d350f79	1c4ca7d93623	#fallingfromorbit
8f6c179f04be	ff20713d6d53	I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
53f64ebaa73d	349b0980aa85	#hoax
aa8edc6709fe	698cc961c472	Another one bites the dust
a6e348d249ba	d7db98e5922e	horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
8c5618e65962	770d7b505b8e	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
f4fd4a673faa	99505450db33	Another one bites the dust
c741cc5da8a3	62abd7c005ee	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
003a246afe26	d5814b78c6b9	I broke cookie clicker...
f8a87ba02744	7806ec34850c	DuckDuckGoes!
4e82a931362d	f50a1ae13dc0	worst horse ever :(
f43dc85abdbc	fe2ac1816284	#saturday #memories #beautiful
c5a519c08e04	cfef75512c74	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
e7a3879cfc13	b99cbe835d8f	Just another day in paradise
925851ccd5b1	b713cd3eb0a5	Where do I plug this in?
7a09b3495129	62b63542fae9	still better than last year in ottawa
63a6a56926f3	8fdafa840de8	Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
e2da07f59d1a	cc5d4eaed406	First day of school.
e37c29a524aa	433787df693b	mario Kart is harder in real life
78fca0f91041	331ba5c2d27d	and then there were nine
9c9dd5686e56	7c29fe125de7	My new tattoo
5eed8e669c3a	de799a1455af	photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
d35ff3e03ce5	658423b6f765	every breath you take, every move you make
15f5269a36b8	b6e06ba22326	night sledding deserves a quiet night
72a3977bb69a	28241826b9bd	Wow. Just, Wow.
69c83f0ea3a9	58ed2759a90e	Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
ae8e61dcb3cd	ac194aab980b	I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
619b968769ac	f0991487cc01	haha oh my cat
3cadd3dc45f9	219174de0d49	Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
2b0af970929b	c7b1a76f8820	Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
d7e297015f05	307bc37a8e8d	I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
21ef16d29f89	4809cdd2dbdd	SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
f1d3d1e27b1e	6d1126291656	i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
4bb745afcdba	d1432b2e1c65	#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
8086407b4918	b4092a5d952a	I say: nuts to that!
62014278f4f9	217002028a86	#me #throwbackthursday
0c2348107ccc	ff2803045213	The solution to all life's problems
35015de4731d	52cc59d726af	who do you think I am?
48ccc25f0cf4	0391cf5b0ed9	What is your Pony Personality?
2ce817c461b1	a2250171b45e	#fallingfromorbit
67485786944f	36d65e9490e4	I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
1d8faea61a1d	fd8dedb9f32c	I dream of death
acd932518edd	617af909bd1a	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
c7ccc7f9b0fc	95ccd6364248	Eating my breakfast!
2bf3f989da4b	d0f0105ee4cf	It seemed better in my head
d9cb8d600715	0fa0068fb260	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
40b7c2857454	e715dc9ea337	today's to do list
740c88c00c0f	0b5ac8ecd470	He nailed it!
f8c506565c77	925d908fb0ab	Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
136690591457	f5a037a62bda	I'd call this experiment a success.
ba90931d78a9	caab8cbb2d01	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
4e8f967cab3c	949337c3cedf	#imnotracistbut
d0dcf7cd5914	72b80e3e6f80	That was one hell of a party last night.
ca6ceeac8923	93d885613089	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
ca2dc3e1f787	7652b0b17249	I got a new geigerteller
fa30a4538e96	a5dac3645d9c	I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
89eac3b67555	3faae50abfa9	I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
948b1ae6dc78	76ca58e573df	99 bottles of beer on the wall
6fa429a40bbf	b62182579a00	are you sure this is a commandline?
6a6a7a0dfe76	676c098de756	it's bicycles all the way down
40a91088111a	b298cb8b58e0	too much lens flare?
385a9def5478	26d88864907e	Parlez vous Francais?
a10c5d8b6c62	2567c75f8965	Weeeee!!!
36427573293b	9aa21d262360	#bornthisway
88fd9213d05f	e9e10255fda0	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
138bac586028	2a4f40911339	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
abeabdd4d162	49cdeb92ecf6	pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
5608a3de830d	a4b7d17b5662	Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
02a69a0b93c1	0e686f7800f8	Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
1f1d89c724c5	0c11f3359c47	Lack of cucumbers
3198efbbb93b	3b92fa611436	take that atheists
820560671d2d	e0684d7c2409	George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
04fc7602babe	02cd1184af7c	One of those mornings...
b6894dfd5d4a	698cc961c472	((+?????))
ed3fdbab3940	225a08c3c4e1	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
03ef70c38304	a365c1b18c02	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
e39e2f097eb1	6a57c265996d	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
a638c5c7fc56	8927b3addaf6	Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
ef04fca13869	2e7213f87bb7	Hoverboard to full power!
a12bca8f7761	d0f0105ee4cf	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
21a34746fec6	2421a8b1ba8d	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
da2fa68c4308	00d30201e37d	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
9c76457c0058	e75894d5db4c	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
84d6417a9d5b	78f4dc46875e	The evolution of fun
59e6c7175b1d	ad84df3b19fb	void main() { fork; }
2683c4e85b87	ad84df3b19fb	Apparently it's a thing now...
36c9713f2a8a	237324594a76	Has science gone too far?
59bb3e823bdf	d41d16f7880c	i'm now 75% more efficient
844403b3927f	fb8d3117d3a3	i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
73b29c68b29f	e2c498d26ea4	Things Lost in couch cushions
c12523cce33f	e00e6d223a7b	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
d29b94a672a3	8448a3c83b1f	The prophecy was true!
b0bdb3178809	fd5ed226f3b5	Threaten large birds... check.
b60ac563719f	42ea4fe205c6	Existance is an illusion
9a16fb0de03b	d1432b2e1c65	Best Halloween costume yet!
230946d133a9	a3cec93fc573	#CATSANDBIRDS
29e02f13acab	1f0c75a75ca8	Freshly waxed floors + new socks
f39223524b49	9c28faff5070	damn tree!
02c6eddbfee8	0a75b50367a0	i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
fd862c833c2e	532134699dc7	every breath you take, every move you make
a686873a9422	a5314f3d3751	#nomakeup #justnatural
8e7a6f2faf57	e4c70cd09780	welcome to the space jam
0cf9f878d1cc	5ea3119b0c13	everything makes sense now
fbe3912ae24a	5887b2af9571	I'm a Real Boy!
c54e2b6b8ecc	a498bc9d963c	#vampiremirrorselfie
50033db1929a	42b45c70ab63	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
88172b29d5ee	6dd99ea7d04d	i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
bc56a71302c9	3a01b14401e1	I knew there would be side effects
be890c0dd548	05912644bcfb	I found a three fingered kitten!
cad65fc4d01c	14dcc16e1fe6	I blame supernasa
54df33348d68	43d00c2c1ed8	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
3e181c472329	7bb7044fc42b	No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
759717cae9b4	a75a2c284bd1	Evolution of puzzles
d597301e5c89	43d261c352ba	Death star model 0.0.73
d8d211b36d6b	1cbd4410b0c5	Oh no! Not Again.
9a4361951a40	5673675e6bb7	best day evar!!!!
8272d8509645	62d36831eeb6	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
212fac8d61e1	bc52e95506cb	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
ec7a55ded52e	4abb8ffdf883	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
0ad3ea1b1834	892bc2bbd3e6	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
9401d9296687	56b0dc2c4a9a	love it!"...The Aristocrats."
49bcb4517ed6	70f53e83e86d	peeling back the pages of history
4975254bec73	b1c0d705a617	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
c432c335e41f	416a214c5e51	I don't regret pressing the button
077488a7e31b	e458fc235e27	it was an odd place to find a stop sign
d7e8c7a02037	034c85450c85	My selfie stick broke.
441428cc5880	cb75a888b3f1	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
b7099c3074a3	c167057ebd58	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
c2df75a4d67f	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
07fe3063359b	fdf20837c837	Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
5417cd9dd342	6a2fc065cbc9	Screw it, here's a cat pic
f0fb4495a635	bad34e3c6d86	welcome to the internet
00369b5c662c	a5dac3645d9c	that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
ece40e0d0c31	80bdb547729a	The newest Olympic sport
117b91776def	fe2099a3d7da	I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
43bfa65d3a36	2e1b33b78b7a	well, this really puts things in perspective.
d1ddb81b3c87	9aa21d262360	Why do dogs like this?
de244d9c5619	7cdcbc7ecd2a	I was late
05165fb73fa3	ff2803045213	well, this really puts things in perspective.
25ca8c9401c2	8927b3addaf6	I just want to watch the world burn
7127969d9bea	667be74ed29d	Go purr yourself!
bff285772f0a	ca2a6c7e9f86	a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
2adce8fc5a86	83aee66830ba	Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
ea6958a17c3a	6bcdc631d4fd	#Nailpolish
0787968e0eaf	cd0c86a99505	OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
ff1b6f605e73	87355b37d71c	So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
5d2d49c35011	d5cb52aa4a0a	two great tastes that go great together
8e911c92feb2	2cd492f68159	Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
5f34f10d843a	6e36bdd423d3	Homo helicopteris captured in bali
28dc2d2cd5d7	f8e98228a24a	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
ffa6c42b79ae	87eace265eb5	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
0fb5f7b0c8b6	fd8dedb9f32c	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
0744d1235ad8	23892daa8f4d	bowTieght!
43605cc7bc38	80e67cc1e381	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
c6555857c4b6	2e7213f87bb7	The solution to all life's problems
d68768222133	60e3cd8474aa	Oy, my giblets!
815da42dfbc8	cea86fee7249	I think I need new glasses.
eab8c1089174	f42833bd2ecc	Is this room 101?
7cdee5f8ac82	508faf3984a3	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
17dac4c1d111	0e686f7800f8	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
6227da3a4cc4	bd4c7ec061c7	April Fools!
281f0bd4ae87	934f1f0453ba	How is this still a thing?
5beb51484700	5a1a21983f7b	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
76486b9ba63b	2d0ded5d95f7	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
def3c6f18185	3a2ca3201f60	If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
4e173b244e5d	c942b75bbc37	The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
adc948211d57	26f932f7b668	it's pretty dark in this box
8428df5cd747	9fc5e66c0884	#me #throwbackthursday
a8d07dd5332f	6070e177a059	Only 90s kids will remember
88157c381c26	99faa3542e1a	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
2a11de194ec9	8e3716fa7673	Magnificent as fuck
f747adf291fe	c51ffc122220	You'll never guess what happens next...
63181b73145d	7cdcbc7ecd2a	I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
fac379de9c56	e715dc9ea337	the hills have eyes
fa7bb75e446b	99505450db33	You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
ee119823ea2a	4a70b4d650f6	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
f3518aeba51e	84474c28886b	my friend posing while a plane flies by
5e60fec9786b	58877edb6cbe	picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
556536fbca52	95fe2f2cd9ce	#Hopeicanfly
e9bcf35a43a7	25b75c37596e	well, so much for the space program
85af212a28bf	074bdfdee612	Has science gone too far?
9b2aed05df14	e4bfd3635fdd	Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
fcaee9d2b418	0261a1a6ad74	Monday mornings
d7279bb6501c	1aaf67f26ffa	I'm not even mad. that's amazing
e7a2a8d96a9a	2421a8b1ba8d	dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
af41582ca578	4828480933e3	New amazon product
7a5cd1343a9a	d7b2b76fdd04	Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
3f66ef5f62eb	6894d4b327f3	Who came first?
fb287a3f3330	2af368c1d634	Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
98a8b989ae8f	087ddead8506	Today i am a Chinese clock
f32eb13d2bbe	f01a237d9672	I think I need new glasses.
abc6313c19e5	08dec1d33005	Eat my shorts
031cb56a90dd	e3da37483dfa	What could possibly go wrong™?
6ab258aa360c	ec801ea1b655	I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
616233b73777	62712df5a93e	The dark helps me see in the carrots
5d6ca325ece7	3edb0cf4af16	Thanks!
db7d7b6d84e5	80778f45c4a0	the game begins...
6a5fad748eed	51c994821764	what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
ba66f219c250	a09c3c76653f	Spiders. Nope.
136ac9b98edc	eaf3944550ac	emergency butter delivery
c123a073758a	c1fd2083989e	I loled my head off!!!
b5fe91f3b21b	14307347e17f	The Captain Crunch Kraken
c572e4c67117	395154ee8f31	What are pixels?
83fabea17833	233afc11fdb4	#BROKEN
0d9e152ab8d5	514a5ae66033	#lifehacks
5c87577755fd	39842baaeb63	My halloween costume
e1f6ead07dbd	395154ee8f31	The building blocks of life
773b846e4224	89c0e9d14073	haha oh my cat
f593bf03d07c	dc2b9c190c8c	still better than last year in ottawa
a7ade6607025	b3e92f1b2488	I thought of it, and it happened
90ba9c62a11e	d7db98e5922e	??????????!
3cc451b1cb60	6d8d641bd493	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
5d7e864f492a	5aded2e25574	Parlez vous Francais?
e3a0f8f0f312	08602e138c05	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
c9bb5fbce2d0	4415af00a680	The Moon Will Eat What it will
9f2a8882e117	215928a121d4	capes are in fashion
e5ff198858ad	307bc37a8e8d	TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
c87c8ea67254	702b1488680d	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
7b7aa9b94d5d	62712df5a93e	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
370a7b3d6e39	b18f4833dfc9	“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
0f7e12dd797c	61f58d48c281	Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
ee81ae0e5690	5809987c7d83	The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
bac6dc2509b6	416a214c5e51	I love star wars!
b5ab1572eb2a	6fb450cbc14b	That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
c6b12b51b037	2d19ca5bdcfc	"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
54e37a7b456c	4828480933e3	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
1ee4ec891f99	a9acb7116fa2	it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
35c686f870ba	991f9cbfe479	I've found a new way to feed the poor
3a5243e97216	6d1126291656	Best Christmas gift EVER!
e5a00c6c962e	9f252e164423	using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
73448dc17d9c	7006b8a4cc3f	Oh God! It's happening again!
e1dd77c5994a	fdbb3b2e6ff7	too much right beef
3d34d99b2deb	67264fd2e8f8	rm -rf /
046d572c518b	d8a647f2826e	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
ea580f36df0d	931fbf1515d4	It's the little things
62167785d309	448690ac946c	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
b6098e3787dd	6bcdc631d4fd	Vegans gonna hate
3c8f14c6f31b	1c4ca7d93623	about to die lol
2464c2cdbf61	a766a5550134	The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
bd961bb64bb0	bcb546284888	Alan?
75deb66ef4de	ce1e45cdde52	Best Halloween costume yet!
93d7eb2f2edd	a64fc3d7d8f9	This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
62ec6aae7612	ff1dbf4d409c	My selfie stick broke.
eabfca4c573d	02cd1184af7c	Why do people do this?
1efc6a615f2f	1d28bd672f5d	Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
a2b09a9f7095	55bad9cbd974	This is what i had for breakfast
4318248b6452	0e686f7800f8	I've found a new way to feed the poor
4e279a911821	213890cbbd26	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
2c6d19c4068a	ba54b7db6a99	BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
a36971368b46	aa1baf6dd6df	Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
67abdd834073	55bad9cbd974	The solution to all life's problems
e3560adfb53f	8becb8a785f9	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
27e441cfee5c	025a30bf44ab	Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
ababb25ce10b	7511330a7a53	I like this picture
ecdbc8d93854	698cc961c472	Choose your snuggle toy
584f09cdae54	6d8d641bd493	omfg, space bugs
f86cdeee0927	e2a47ca2b07f	Bangarang Motherfuckers
53fc6aca150c	08602e138c05	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
707610948187	b3b3c866ccae	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
6f5ace60c093	e78f1767fb6a	like my new haircut?
2ec7c11726cd	65d1d06460bd	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
4ceb1b68ecda	11aec29cb014	Click to show secret text
3a72705d4d95	37abfa9969c7	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
2a79d5524036	ac54bf137b0f	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
b1500e5b3bd9	fbf7493522f2	Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
75e232b497c2	aa40d23c63f2	oh I feel a yearning so bad
000afdbe9765	e5a90d576045	'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
727f28b88bda	2e1b33b78b7a	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
aa71a3016e56	16a76c300029	This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
fe6d3a5ea6dd	5ae0e5171604	havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
de8c8af140c8	f702f0f680d2	That was when things started to get a little weird.
be3821aca626	97e64148995c	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
29b10937b039	d6b94a62a5b8	it was never this complicated when I was a kid
ef675a16d099	66f04b48ba96	hobbitses
34307b15dbd4	bbbda03f1051	It's a timey-wimey time-lord
fa6bd18b591d	6d26a988015b	i've never felt so alone.
70b46616980d	1567b779f433	Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
e4936d84f62f	60e3cd8474aa	???? USA! USA! ????
d74c7888d1a4	d7db98e5922e	At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
f328b4930448	cb9525b45a5d	What could go wrong?
77f6fe486c4d	f1c486c6819b	I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
61e4f38fdf17	0910c5681d44	Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
98fa86ab4688	516a8191fb87	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
ccb586f81077	5c2386c8cb54	IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
da90397c36c7	0e686f7800f8	no one ever suspected the shovel
ba862efcfc5b	7674ce347621	Every day my damn cat makes this face
8325ae4cc9af	a0a0157f5ab6	i can't form the words to describe such beauty
3459906a4c92	fd8dedb9f32c	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fe844c5533d6	e715dc9ea337	Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
303577e09e78	2315132d5f00	look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
c50098b3b090	be3c62aac59a	super high intensity training at NORAD
4dd494e7c10f	e31b4f8d0d7d	Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
6ff393723438	944d473e0ae4	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
8b8cb72212f2	215928a121d4	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
1cc0efecc1d5	1f47ae8020e4	My nose will grow now.
e05207e9e6ff	62e698929a98	First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
e14abd5c4789	f1c486c6819b	passed another hitch hiker
f68b8790c643	a40295449b86	I used to be like... but then i was all...
47dc1ad0ae35	b89e4a15a0b5	#Long_Exposure
86dfb866b7c3	dccd8efcd65f	i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
d9fa469cd56d	6a3486e865d8	Dryads. that is all.
32e359f341fc	217002028a86	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
bfe206e508f1	95fe2f2cd9ce	I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
42a396352626	3b080aaa33db	27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
617ee2606f86	87e7cfea2ca9	that's me!
49c46a287300	6f396a0a1b7c	You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
b8c04163d1f1	81a4839135ac	Something seems to be wrong with my car
ba2cb932bb68	83aee66830ba	they dont need us anymore
c1f4f40bda4e	c301e9adb51b	He was never seen again
ad60492a6896	9aa21d262360	Look at me jumping!
9c0d04625b34	c51ffc122220	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
a4f38102d168	6842182bda28	The strangest thing subway ever gave me
821deb3537e7	ec4763c88de8	blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
ab81fc0f69da	69b7229e1b20	The magic smoke escaped :(
0982bcf3ad3b	874dc7983e02	The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
bfb2439e00f2	0e51ea530e4a	An unsuccessful bike design...
d44b65bca05f	97c1e78b7180	Damn, two o'clock already?
514f483ac479	c9671f8f1811	The prophecy was true!
ee450ff516f4	75ac454698ec	Down time
59313747e91c	9d7f79d10f2d	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
b2de72edff94	6c1d54604426	#bornthisway
20bc030515ce	6d26a988015b	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
c4632fd3a037	9fc6d190dd43	Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
ed157fa2ee56	172a82f9c431	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
b4d4a277f763	237324594a76	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
5d50df2c2a07	8e3716fa7673	Flat file viewing
064bee5b52d7	64b298792bbd	This is exactly what you think it is
a93e98ec9f56	daffb54ec93f	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
c23dc7ada56f	8cf0aae237b9	I broke cookie clicker...
d154da254ed4	d1432b2e1c65	photo proof for you skeptics out there
df38d1bc48dc	f8dbccef9e21	Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
a63812a5e024	2973df263d5c	Where do I plug this in?
99cb37077989	e73866701a1d	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
3b07f1255462	0e686f7800f8	Where did THAT come from?
fac8232e48a7	ba54b7db6a99	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
180a2db7f3bb	b3f5fe3d25b1	??
47ebda495cb5	f50a1ae13dc0	kang, do i look good in this?
2b0dcfe08d4d	6e1c3f061803	I say: nuts to that!
b26d9eff55cc	39b12a33e30e	Everything truly IS awesome!
93e2ccb9b979	ee9bf2c78576	The unforgiving war on health
740816281c33	eaad499163e0	I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
3a31d2b1fc07	bf39b2f7c458	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
bd1f28469b32	8ea51cfb3342	4 8 15 16 23 42
c64eab6625b9	2f8c5e653311	Spaaaaaaaace!
2a015ee40a45	0f23d409a5bf	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
e848d12adc0a	c3629da07d92	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
a4b51f4ed3c9	476b36f9191a	ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
f25c74ab73cb	87355b37d71c	Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
0dfe2e11c20d	c9127c2f2088	my lasik didn't go so well.
dfae29c0153b	87eace265eb5	london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
3ac3adf6393e	c7a09429221a	Do you care to #engage with this #content
035119018c10	7504f42b612e	GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
b5675590bd94	37abfa9969c7	new phone who dis
f8c6b6dc1712	e00e6d223a7b	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
f1974d92f540	c518ce489c3b	What could possibly go wrong™?
449b6452c019	b08505ac7848	i'm just surprised it took this long.
8f7f6a822fb1	858b90c571a8	hobbitses
0248fc221c22	443b5e53f4d8	apple's new offering: iscream
b8a9e550e5af	11f5c2b0a1e6	I just want to watch the world burn
831ea27f0e98	cc6fcbbd47c6	Me, before the topical ointment
a2a0168feb99	9dae49a80ef9	Parlez vous Francais?
b2df03ac14c1	d60ee7814b05	my toothache has got worse recently
aa92cb4e36d5	36a2f7987b60	Do you feline lucky, punk?
06135240aacb	98f6da531564	I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
5dab2c4e1372	bf0a3c2168cb	Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
59566034bc7b	7c29fe125de7	Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
9e28402ba66b	d67cfc2d428e	Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
9d2df301c0b1	d6d4d7f52f8e	I found a three fingered kitten!
063c66ba1170	6862c211107c	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
3b891398ef49	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
cbdde68ac6ef	1dd718c7e20d	searching for brain, found this instead
1552f39f2328	10c1d5425f48	"Is it symmetric this way?"
2d947063b843	41089c4e1b94	i'll never get tired of this.
828f35e0a7f4	fe3493b084a5	New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
ad8b330ae591	994706957357	DuckDuckGoes!
a94ccadf3153	70437ed0e948	Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
5992162169dc	233d440514d3	cest ne pas un pipe
075f9df6ff14	4e353bcbacd9	I'm a fighter!
3baaf4fbdd99	5c74f3b16e93	Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
dfaebc4d6b90	f1c486c6819b	wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
7ef6fc06742a	cfe77b4de161	Bazookateer crossing
ba46c8bc637d	5b88c3ff6eea	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
80184b93e04b	448690ac946c	Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
890efcebd234	cba467da5a14	the event horizon returned
754945ff0d82	c788e348e3c0	My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
a8dafb1c12c7	b3e92f1b2488	The time has come.
1547bee2acf6	1fc8142c3888	the only people for me are the mad ones
315a51c256fa	fe759fa57f81	#me #throwbackthursday
6a3c1a9c8766	33ace19cf756	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
1611d928275f	ac194aab980b	is good idea yes
e0494eec23a5	50305b903c6f	I guess I only have myself to blame.
eb4a6452d866	9b5fd2c79341	Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
bf96d0fc50aa	0261a1a6ad74	I got a new geigerteller
b74553605b64	b6534ec9a50b	I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
e6780994e747	a55e3a5ba411	at times like this i ask, "why me?"
8e768db18e54	6f81b93bc3bb	mario Kart is harder in real life
e80e52bac3a4	61f58d48c281	#giganticflower #headshot
c3d125426ffd	15efefc8c9e0	"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
eb6e524f9f52	9fc5e66c0884	Oh, that's where I left them!
11948ce4c272	892bc2bbd3e6	What, Me worry?
09ed9472c426	abaa739cc985	Now we play... the most dangerous game
a2f3e61c1f2d	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Sorry for the potato quality.
319fd117ee55	ddf013875fd0	What could possibly go wrong™?
0f62a75ceaae	1061e0518fbf	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
cce1d067692d	179dbd8f7209	Ayyyy LMAO!
f3a6f5ab9e3a	7f133299116d	They're all watching me
a22309df47ed	906f495d1c54	how do you get the screensaver off?
7ed97545a2cb	a766a5550134	FML
11669eca25c4	9fc6d190dd43	cthulu caught me slipping
3eaf35851e9d	87e7cfea2ca9	99 bottles of beer on the wall
dadf084036d3	d51bc6db1470	Penguins are people too #equality
68f79663a091	cf3e1579e183	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
3f4968b4984a	45f49cc6a02e	Why?
4514a3014290	17b43faffb0a	I don't think I really understand what this is.
04f7275f9b8b	a09c3c76653f	Not Again :(
337d55ba2220	5c74f3b16e93	I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
911518f03b02	6d1126291656	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
d3581251be3b	45dfc555391a	Park and ride
c88eeaaa1256	43d261c352ba	That's not a chicken
3a13ff5f1dca	5d27e2398770	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
bc040838e836	fd0d9c097b7a	I guess I only have myself to blame.
e7d49baad793	540c0d9dc845	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
ff8f64ab830a	f4f58d3c10fe	I thought of it, and it happened
c056cf5ec36f	2421a8b1ba8d	alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
311bebc16453	99db3cf3ef55	this is the weirdest hickey.
ea933d71912e	b3f1e3523182	someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
e98dcd03ddc7	f8dbccef9e21	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
2d753fd20809	e4a6a5093098	big ben is going down.
d0a9ed8321df	9edb74dc8efa	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
987bf833cb68	a9c9733d88fa	So, it has come to this...
68cb0299f739	bc71003069ea	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
2e865791d580	8927b3addaf6	What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
dc2c24b2a178	15efefc8c9e0	Man, that was the best party in my life
83f0e0bfa4ee	941d84236630	I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
f58017f5d429	944d473e0ae4	Macklemore concert was awesome!
21603118a2ad	f565581780cd	passed another hitch hiker
f633dffb61ef	349b0980aa85	This is exactly what you think it is
7fe2139ea9cb	2a9299a8355e	George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
4cb22597b9fb	fe2ac1816284	The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
5705ce20d270	3b080aaa33db	Captain obvious strikes again
3f287b2da731	a336d8336228	Mistakes were made.
7a373f27f951	148c66150099	>< ))*>
b3c2818ff09c	2b9a423e7a36	Spaaaaaaaace!
00a4de8822ba	5c4c11b5fd29	#duckface
29905e355eb3	7f08d55f0410	...And then we decided it was time to leave
f69e04561840	b532a87d5f83	I'd call this experiment a success.
5f9ef966c667	971c2d33c5fb	??????????!
945c58f82aac	b3e92f1b2488	#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
5fa5ffe9ab97	e8e77686e189	Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
3207f7c81de3	a6ce92184aac	That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
b0ae3a00422c	8098b6e52a8d	Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
46711285a5c0	6fb450cbc14b	#Hopeicanfly
405d498987a7	7a7a9690aef1	99 bottles of beer on the wall
8dbec92a11c4	9c28faff5070	John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
b45c862193bb	8804a3b3f9fb	Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
8afe49960065	90f117ad64c6	Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
a4741fbd26d1	ac54bf137b0f	Jesus Wept
126ff5ea8bcb	ae39eec23e68	Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
c2dbc19cb153	bd7a0ed5e2ba	I forgot to get a plane
a28c49432301	e376fd7003ce	i do the same thing at frat parties
30e5138b029e	54b19f7c4f03	Yeah... never gonna happen
a015003491ec	59499218ba53	I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
32434effb11b	6070e177a059	Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
ee2cfe6af239	bf1fbb69a889	Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
9caa5fe4a5ee	6fb864185bc1	better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
967a8d1cda90	ae4e0b2b2dd0	The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
e0e2c93e918d	34474eb09cf6	Cat tax paid
fc0712830d0b	f42833bd2ecc	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
f6d45635ff01	7b8dd1fa9b09	[Metal Gear sound effect]
7890d928e353	a164adff3014	So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
eb2d0664262a	5e8fbb660dc5	ha ha ha... no.
bdec9d80a60d	c142bf4c510d	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
72dab36928a3	bad34e3c6d86	does my ass look big in this?
79639bdc9bee	14ee7faa729a	#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
45731f8c81ac	4a05b122a05d	I told you to keep the raptors secure
86dfeb7fcccf	80e67cc1e381	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
3a3cdab830ac	f66a2a6dab59	Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
d1a3848c6d15	15a2c88b1123	#hoax
2ccdbb8d19d2	e9b071fe7286	photo proof for you skeptics out there
8249b02a1da9	32aed7da2c9f	Found this in my garden, wtf?
338f1f474f09	6862c211107c	RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
c816705a6ddf	03fb6cbd1dd1	Ce n'est pas un canard
d31df0631a6c	b35e6cefd0fe	Sarlac ball pit!
b2a7af592905	0a75b50367a0	those weren't Altoids.
e0946df4903a	33ace19cf756	How did I get here?!?
da2708157f60	cc5d4eaed406	I guess I only have myself to blame.
d904ff2cc680	6070e177a059	USB SUX
2457a8a37d3f	99db3cf3ef55	stay away from my eggcorns
83f585d5fde5	de6f77a0d4dc	Copernicus: The early years
e9160c68e63d	540c0d9dc845	nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
725cf4313958	99e1d025d47e	I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
96cbf3097482	e14a6ba102f7	their love was doomed from the start...
8759b289888a	2820d2999a90	They're all watching me
e3a60bb94860	51c994821764	See it again in slo mo
e77da162f29b	7469e715a2d5	look what happened to my satellite
1ba0a5d9ab00	160d21c59873	Me, before the topical ointment
ff8103b23b42	504c1be163d8	So...Magnets, right?
3da4971c827f	77e76741b491	best day evar!!!!
c932a56e9f32	99faa3542e1a	The time has come.
20422d55d3d0	2d19ca5bdcfc	this guy keeps following me
b845c0dfffc2	b4c2a2c21aa4	Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
1194cb6b1639	dee56203e7d9	"...The Aristocrats."
58a9739475d1	db854fb52ce3	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
741996d05701	38fd9b4b6f5e	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
f86eed4f3da7	73fe8b87f5d2	we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
2da1fab39be1	28e001983c67	This is why we can't have good things
02a1dfabab03	8a9f34703e2d	where should i put this cool new tatto?
7836b3381a4a	cf3e1579e183	diy abortion
38e964010158	8c29a2907764	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
75d7ae96a043	f8dc0e0b0070	is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
8fbfc1465ee8	aa07e36b66ab	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
728854b6eb74	0c82274784ef	come on, put on the slippers.
bfabb3173a52	ac194aab980b	my friend posing while a plane flies by
e0f5ee26acd9	7504f42b612e	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
8477552637c4	95f65c82c805	Wake up, sheeple.
c530606d4644	6ceb00f410d2	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
b5f47da94195	f702f0f680d2	Does anyone know why it is doing this?
ee88dda8ac91	77e76741b491	Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
ec7eca60ee41	da4959d6ad66	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
40c5489b4cc3	600d22c38d1a	finally got that squid stache
fd7878bb7a09	fbecf00ae97f	I thought of it, and it happened
a0863ed12715	e13751fc0bec	That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
53b54dff18c1	faaeebb0aeac	throwing epic shade!
c9295a25040e	dc2b9c190c8c	WTF!?
3d163e94e94c	5781eb2a46fc	AGHHHHH
f6a363bea775	05b4175d28e1	That sweater is so 2013
1b3a5cdc0bbf	c2e86ecf6d30	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
3236de59712c	cc5d4eaed406	Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
9b3af42ffb69	7c18e3db8a64	I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
9870ebdb2f5d	87355b37d71c	If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
a21cec2d46e1	9dee5b4d860c	Have fun in the Alps lol
d8af49d6fbd2	6894d4b327f3	It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
c0d1e9ce62c5	03fabcf11842	I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
38fa4e424b38	1bd3e7350353	My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
70651a09ad2d	0dc7b8ad992f	The Zebra was lying down
285fab619bb4	9dc300ca8fbd	I CHOOSE YOU!
d47cedff09a6	349b0980aa85	birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
9695e7af9898	03fb6cbd1dd1	It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
29e0bbd0f134	ad84df3b19fb	Have fun stormin' da castle.
276d6416a7d3	4d3a122951ac	*Darth Vader Breathing*
79d1dcf7feb7	1d8a0d2e6317	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
00117f0fac8f	903d724a4a6f	My tastes are very... singular
4d8eedd59927	215928a121d4	I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
e4a10341c6af	d9e51f4ef1b1	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
de6a2d249d46	9dae49a80ef9	The side of my car. #roadrage
329688bf517a	deeb1ef96574	Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
ca6872d520d8	02917df33e66	Allons-Y!
c1b3925c7471	450985c10504	SPAAAAAAAAcE
7bfc50e5a189	2d04208ae09a	I'll catch it one day
a3842a0fca5b	16a76c300029	Larry asked me to be his wingman
9cc03cbce23e	32aed7da2c9f	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
2834ba8241a8	dccd8efcd65f	Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
beb6e8da6980	7d2bf3ff38b1	On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
6492920eaa98	60e3cd8474aa	wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
3e9b3b6099fe	ce7b089ed726	My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
6bff0ac98da5	4d3a122951ac	The birds found the hobbit hole
a709cf6677fb	658423b6f765	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
61a456008a8a	8804a3b3f9fb	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
4c5d463207f4	0261a1a6ad74	5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
8948a44964d1	a5314f3d3751	Jugghead got nothing on me :p
ff9bc1eb9aa3	e6966f356be2	Pants Optional
ac79551a8c7c	08dec1d33005	married a cat
59f67cbe7f72	7cdcbc7ecd2a	this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
dfcb4974a808	9680350fc412	I thought it was a good idea at the time
d1eaf2dc6b80	e90d1ba23358	Homo helicopteris captured in bali
3df453da049e	773f3a322414	I think I can... I think I can
95dac9c337a2	5303e2f6e8b0	I put on my wizard robe and hat
07ef7084c7b7	ae39eec23e68	#bornthisway
2a25fb1c6044	60953d13b062	Minister! We're running out of time.
66ce0c199e51	00d30201e37d	#Long_Exposure
99e1b4005414	17915eae60bc	about to die lol
d755de4e76e0	dccd8efcd65f	Wow. Just, Wow.
7b4e62992940	9c58bc403c94	Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
e1c9fbd33261	bc71003069ea	Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
935d0e4cb19b	2e494a4f52d2	vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
7f3bf1ba50c6	c7b1a76f8820	ha ha ha... no.
5ee0a3f282b1	c142bf4c510d	My parents took away my phone privileges
1d1be3a69349	786f685a1a8b	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
82bf21d37ff0	ab85e27b7760	Selfie in the morning
357e9d805401	a365c1b18c02	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
f8fbb5d514fe	fd4bab0c30e3	Steve is realxing
1a4eaa2eed38	2567c75f8965	#nofilter
dc42acb5435d	f44c64ac7e20	Have fun in the Alps lol
f0a200b49b3d	60e3cd8474aa	That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
69c006fc0000	9f252e164423	DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
3e1f9a4999a4	2567c75f8965	Oh here we go
e0e7f635c6cd	433787df693b	Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
19744f3c3fcc	034c85450c85	New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
36f167ab9e2c	b973655c5d9d	So long, and thanks for all the fish
78996db19d71	2f2d4d36df15	"...The Aristocrats."
e5745d6f364c	2973df263d5c	My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
08ffd8c36519	7d313b4acdda	still better than last year in ottawa
582c78702748	17fdb7a041f3	We've got a problem
c4261329d264	8638e3732645	someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
9a70e909318d	97e64148995c	First post, be friendly
af10ea1f548e	877f694732c0	amazons newest delivery method
cede805a6e46	7b6aa2e8b09b	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
dc38c0c72e30	f38be88b9cec	Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
425fd4c3a9bb	e5976ee2c238	Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
25be412682dc	ec801ea1b655	Everything maKes perfect sense now.
29a3d0d5a216	6d4374896e8a	No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
da7384379069	e8e1e8bab718	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
8cd0e169e565	62e698929a98	Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
722befccbd27	b3f5fe3d25b1	Oh no! Not Again.
d79f11bee928	0c40e56c643a	The Captain Crunch Kraken
1c763682bd5a	658423b6f765	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
3fec51ddc1c8	a766a5550134	every breath you take, every move you make
881e8f5e7b89	05b4175d28e1	But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
ef06f335bf48	ea4343fc4cac	27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
3d0090d81762	540c0d9dc845	Day 12: it's going well I think
4467424232e4	2f5139fdda6c	#caturday
5f08a7dd3e81	a3b3ee0b8579	Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
e28524693b6a	459891d99059	This apple got a face on it dog
e5090732c065	212085ad2af5	diy abortion
4a35b15c705f	4e926e1f3bd9	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
c43837fce6c8	d67cfc2d428e	International relationships are getting worse
d59d15bb4dcc	edec90b39fcd	na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
f232b94d02ee	10c1d5425f48	#nofilter
1c6d0c898f98	33528463b90d	I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
a79be93cc5c2	a893947e69e1	I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
367322cccca2	a08adb381cb1	Use the force responsibly.
8a367f144e43	532134699dc7	The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
e7ef04876bcc	69b7229e1b20	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
c8d5f7c172d4	57fa867685bd	Unzipped sock
3d7a7a9575e5	f1c486c6819b	onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
ac00844d524b	de799a1455af	better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
896035607e7a	667be74ed29d	two great tastes that go great together
e65f0e39a03a	caab8cbb2d01	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
e4ddeef9396e	504c1be163d8	Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
30c829b36096	a6ce92184aac	#Toobigtofall
e3fc1c9b7ab1	68a9726a825d	havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
beb11f80b0d2	8c3f74a1ba7a	trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
3e034b877167	fe08a6dbda4b	There's a third bump, growing fast
d8e9dc5f42cd	1223f0d5eb7a	well, so much for the space program
bb37b310a46f	99f068b6bc5a	#CATSANDBIRDS
ab15865296f8	ac194aab980b	Wait ... what? I don't even...
2bb027613829	7bb7044fc42b	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
2b4b7484c449	7773dc0863cc	damn tree!
f6bf79861400	6307a1baaad5	#BROKEN
9acf135d697b	b3f5fe3d25b1	Best Halloween costume yet!
dd3c439e6f67	da1ca557b64e	I just don't get recursion.
d51ae242b81e	172a82f9c431	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
5a3f16166ad4	b118618d0e13	hello darkness my old friend
0b11456f3bf9	c7af1d2b4e42	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
0f803f39bc6f	9fc5e66c0884	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
5681884af2a3	e6966f356be2	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
fcd25a3655b9	ebbdfebbfec8	it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
cf45286d4c7c	eac4254fcddf	#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
289311ea9d15	9f252e164423	unhappy in space
147afb46c7dc	ff1dbf4d409c	me and all my friends
73a47d12d38b	8eeb2b94987b	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
2aba46ab3289	fe2ac1816284	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
a798d33ef3db	6a57c265996d	Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
552afe52eafa	8c99087ee6e8	I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
ec90ba790a35	1dd718c7e20d	you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
605bf4410f41	906f495d1c54	CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
72b8dd3c29ea	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Perspective issues
4358e4aa4b6d	33528463b90d	Is that a new pokemon?
b92499289566	1cabd3f28345	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
89140feed614	b467c4b866c7	Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
f5195406747c	3b3a000a7699	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
5d1b72101da1	7bb7044fc42b	back on tinder!
8b5d88e24039	d4cfbd15408b	Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
e4f21e5401c3	b9c6e3904591	Ink-blots describe how they see students
3bd97c680cdc	dd1b125fe3c4	The Captain Crunch Kraken
d20194119235	aa9b5fad0ac1	My Hobby: freaking people out
3c865a478356	315f6e4c8a84	mYTH BUSTED!
a2ac84bb876a	971c2d33c5fb	Not Again :(
ff36f83030ae	587e01f875ff	Nothing new under the sun
bb65a17e4592	60953d13b062	I broke cookie clicker...
90924855b9fb	6d4374896e8a	DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
be75596b1a59	7b0fe92b43f3	filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
67339618f483	7c348a1698f9	cthulu caught me slipping
6c5cce589fb9	ca904c329d45	it all fits together, guys!
eb1824cbee4c	09ba72e7bfe7	They see me rolling, they hating
1668f6bdc61a	45f49cc6a02e	cowabunga dude
09754527c821	6c6706cf5ef0	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
803fddb22ef1	cc5d4eaed406	clever girl.....
b4ea347bfff3	66f04b48ba96	I think this is the wrong python script
ece34e6113af	ccbc5ca40c0a	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
3b21db9eac8f	5d75c1f06a66	I lost my wits
0d521d37dadf	43d00c2c1ed8	Whale Selfie!
586677424f30	0e615e2ad90f	i do the same thing at frat parties
eb4dbe40cfb2	010bad314260	Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
1a6664e27625	c4ca062e7763	Thanks Obama!
da48ddaa7c03	aa40d23c63f2	i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
3174e84a9016	70a5f4a8bc72	I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
f51ca293f3bd	cf668a11b9f0	EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
bb69caeee9b4	3e5f0b7a72ff	"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
505a296e34a4	fe6ee9987755	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
16102b9b5963	f0366682d86f	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
f8134de87f9b	8be9d991419a	#hoax
afa9e9710444	6b39dc0f0c25	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
0babe801db88	6e9b8ec9a5b9	This is how we celebrate easter usually
5518e6feb79a	fe759fa57f81	As viewed on a Macintosh plus
c59f2a2746fc	6c6706cf5ef0	??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
06de8c28d320	5d8e1d1889f9	I hate this channel
26da6b625e2b	dd1b125fe3c4	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
65023e5a102f	59499218ba53	I blame supernasa
8197689a5422	f702f0f680d2	Target Found.
61596ec0f0aa	b118618d0e13	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
ba837d32b7b5	7f08d55f0410	ksp mission success
4027782aa106	e2a47ca2b07f	Not Again :(
d85023d3f7d6	b383658ed774	Come on party people, put your hands together
f4c04820c9ab	693260ec0bf8	my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
8432d067daef	45f49cc6a02e	Et boum! C'est le choc!
d968a2b09148	5ea0f5b5e66f	Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
fe24bee1f6de	5d1c4e18029b	BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
bf6fa9dad1dd	a2fe59b71eeb	#stublife
c37873025287	e31b4f8d0d7d	every breath you take, every move you make
bd757e504350	b0aff5a6fa4a	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
709ca8a04756	ac5fc5941ecd	The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
dcf1a735be51	219174de0d49	and then there were nine
c0fd74422f6c	72b80e3e6f80	I broke cookie clicker...
d2d69b149087	cca33f6e1445	I broke the etch & sketch
9425fa369aea	54b19f7c4f03	I CHOOSE YOU!
2002122b6826	c64588150a88	Office gamification has got out of hand.
f9e4d515dbb3	3a6f54c637ca	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
8ffc4e66fa9e	c19565ec0680	This is a good idea
4c3c280fa268	5f37c1382122	I think I need new glasses.
d62ae13b5a73	d1432b2e1c65	That is one dapper bird.
efba50dfa8fe	02b28c8a401d	I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
fe097e760f3e	a365c1b18c02	WARRRBLGARBL
1b89b8e7c55e	f8dc0e0b0070	...Freudian sense tingling...
62efa9e88e24	e24a76282825	I'll catch it one day
3f8b5e283eef	bc7f7d4bb7a8	i'm just surprised it took this long.
92131c792d6e	8667115f2e3a	I lost my wits
c91ba1b50bce	416a214c5e51	"Is it symmetric this way?"
183f769455aa	fb8549b59577	What, Me worry?
5fae9bb55e61	56d834294ad3	An eight-stringed octopus?
a9a95642b79f	3e5f0b7a72ff	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
9fad9d63763a	da4959d6ad66	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
98a7b0f37834	49cdeb92ecf6	Wait ... what? I don't even...
5610c7d9541d	6c1d54604426	? ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
ebd07e161f1c	6afcf60967b0	Triumph. Pure triumph.
2618a980d649	42875287a95b	I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
6aedb1ac5084	ee43627dcb65	Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
f192d8b200ed	6070e177a059	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
c747a8935032	931fbf1515d4	Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
3fc733626ceb	4463aae85038	Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
863e05a32291	c301e9adb51b	I was late
95f5095f7723	e7e1910c416d	I solved the debt crisis!
8cc444953a3c	1bc70a101a8f	Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
ab10c4c75e90	516a8191fb87	These aren't my sandwiches
c25f085acfe9	b6534ec9a50b	I am a beautiful person.
77ac6dca33f5	65b7f500c5ee	i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
bbaa0fd24603	6d8d641bd493	Minister! We're running out of time.
1640da627448	ec801ea1b655	Pants Optional
b7f49d790cf2	b18f4833dfc9	We've given up trying to justify this.
b11418057350	fe2099a3d7da	That's too much, man!
9ad0e8998514	2315132d5f00	Yes, I followed the instructions!
e450fb1484c5	ccd5e870e9f9	That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
8358a87ea766	b467c4b866c7	my friend posing while a plane flies by
f7ad6261f73a	0391cf5b0ed9	It's not a good part of town
0765c128425b	e31b4f8d0d7d	11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
caceb51e70d4	9d61c8e7aca2	too much lens flare?
93c0835b1696	e458fc235e27	#bornthisway
10bbf74bc4b9	ba7d1a9cef0f	best day evar!!!!
8d87ee3e276c	6a2fc065cbc9	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
11ef51140991	f497f1d47672	big data strikes back
d6627484f256	ed6360dfe4c4	Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
b86a6af0d668	16a76c300029	Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
93dcd7b7e505	0c11f3359c47	This apple got a face on it dog
8e816ee71a56	ac998b22b4d4	Best Halloween costume yet!
2ac0b58a3d8d	9dee5b4d860c	Pants Optional
2261d2e0254a	7fec1582cad0	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
d84249a7143c	f6298c1c3134	I told you to keep the raptors secure
75e8bb998ecf	f1bda684c6fd	Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
08bdcc91e7a6	5bc8196cb57d	the game begins...
bc810c4a22f2	deeb1ef96574	The prophecy was true!
9e58bd4dfcbb	b4cc62c6ce6e	1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
69c0560ca63e	8178c0cabd72	Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
dda5125cf875	2562b760f647	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
7d3aebfcc9fe	3b080aaa33db	I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
f180e70f4b61	0e686f7800f8	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
564640a91787	658423b6f765	I've made a huge mistake
94be759d569d	4fb22a860334	Legal Issues
c7e261b3ae11	d4358924c89b	?????????????
6d9bc22c1c19	217002028a86	this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
3f3b9097f927	72b80e3e6f80	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
7d5f66f680bc	1223f0d5eb7a	There's a third bump, growing fast
b1f6838e9361	693260ec0bf8	This is how we celebrate easter usually
cf29310e53da	693260ec0bf8	RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
bb17a3ce24cd	6e36bdd423d3	I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
86978d166a0b	5d75c1f06a66	quack quack, motherflipper
46b0268e3c00	cdbed0af98ce	I forgot to get a plane
0605ed0fa8f5	31dbe4b7eb35	You'll never guess what happens next...
a524a5e697bf	11bc9baaa1c6	Nothing new under the sun
8208811dbc76	d51bc6db1470	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
2d681c8d6a28	7cdcbc7ecd2a	what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
8be2c09f7416	84474c28886b	This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
a587fb4bab33	49cdeb92ecf6	they dont need us anymore
2adb522d25f0	37b45655015e	Best map projection ever
2ea3eec7d775	94f18c4e8740	I can walk on my hands
55e07aa60a5d	ec801ea1b655	Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
bafdfb963203	034c85450c85	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
3c075903d81a	2e494a4f52d2	furrowed mustache
28c9024ce25a	28b646e07f21	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
df02891a1812	1b3fb7095f97	My nose will grow now.
7a9fdc0722ef	97c1e78b7180	Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
db7d52303808	600d22c38d1a	two great tastes that go great together
ea31c8775658	bf7c266cca38	I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
242e410d438d	8de2ad52ab4e	Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
c9fbf1f935d5	906f495d1c54	I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
a69423164297	a0f0f96c0f40	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
792d9a398e27	e9ba3f8476e1	wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
7924e582ca2d	7773dc0863cc	I'll catch it one day
d13e58a6d292	fe08a6dbda4b	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
56963f958064	ddf013875fd0	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
a9ef658d375e	caab8cbb2d01	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
6d141f24e580	2e494a4f52d2	Now turn it upside-down
61856c084bf8	e2dffdd62ace	#lifehacks
2cbd08344f1e	daa6cb4c0e97	i'm now 75% more efficient
5247c5de214d	6dd99ea7d04d	YES
0196d478a939	60953d13b062	Have fun stormin' da castle.
23c3c6595ed3	034c85450c85	The Little Borg Prince
c0fa50d9e976	c1b63cd5b99b	Why do people do this?
1ebd5017da7e	ccbc5ca40c0a	Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
ca803068cafc	ff20713d6d53	kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
8fd64fb46367	e4bfd3635fdd	They're all watching me
53ff5371e098	8098b6e52a8d	are you sure this is a commandline?
ae33339afd05	bc71003069ea	it all fits together, guys!
ca2a9e027e2e	057660801943	You want to know how i got these scars?
27358c6549ee	34d897dc0645	I put on my wizard robe and hat
2bee3b2187fd	6b264b422c02	australia is not NZ!
94870e17f1a1	16be3b96c067	I broke the etch & sketch
4700c4f9cab8	87355b37d71c	We've given up trying to justify this.
63c64f84794a	93d885613089	Oh No! Not again!
c4388d6a4448	f68387149980	Rock, paper, FACE
5704f1caca51	22e28e5cca06	leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
9252e33ccdc1	51c994821764	such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
34755a53cd6e	cd4373c68bb4	too much lens flare?
0eebd945f48f	43e4d1af3468	Only 90s kids will remember
deffbfaf70c5	42b45c70ab63	reverse et
58144482d6f6	d1432b2e1c65	WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
aaee04ead88d	a6ce92184aac	This is how we celebrate easter usually
18ad8ea7f9d1	274b7b5d9110	The Captain Crunch Kraken
8ccd021fbd58	58ed2759a90e	I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
e3099642ab54	42ea4fe205c6	Best map projection ever
f9bc934f8817	f01a237d9672	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
0ef16b1c57bb	37a8043efdb0	quack quack, motherflipper
97ff08af7a10	e373058e9e90	im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
07a8be853574	da6fb833bded	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
04461f6036a5	45dfc555391a	Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
621ad8a72950	92cf90539aee	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
18cd63a8bfdc	fe3493b084a5	The moon landing was a lie
9c8c75006b45	68338c348065	Never gonna give you up...
7a44cdd5c5c8	e2a47ca2b07f	Talking to my fans...
680753b81e86	b3b3c866ccae	Everything truly IS awesome!
1c6331bf67ed	c3629da07d92	i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
e8ecca57f18f	8ea51cfb3342	vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
6fada7af98fc	7806ec34850c	The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
d9657e60015f	f87d4312d151	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
53e54ea9ddda	00d30201e37d	I don't think this is working
6a1812b37b21	cbf5916b8291	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
0d48bfe086a9	41b5ea887947	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
287fd97a6732	4828480933e3	i was gonna eat that
a23f4b535e9f	6e9b8ec9a5b9	that's one nasty burn!
65a0bdb61c44	32aed7da2c9f	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
0d35380a1be7	55bad9cbd974	Et boum! C'est le choc!
7eebd3d4f827	99505450db33	The secret to infinite storage space
ebf16aa7922d	abb28f6609a7	I don't get it either.
7e9b43733585	38113e395336	WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
973617409ddf	0a842138f70f	It's smaller on the outside
3e7d8ec2abb6	bf39b2f7c458	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
2533e7853986	1c4ca7d93623	5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
834de748bde8	f6cfad7bb0e1	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
4a25cf2aaef2	c7ec57f483cd	Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
abeeb15c54d9	b18f4833dfc9	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
3efdf2745443	ce8cb368c989	Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
ab04c9615028	8a5f2942c127	only 90s kids will get this!
49243d1ed1b2	4fb22a860334	My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
133c0c3f9cb9	7f08d55f0410	All flesh is grass
2e8e9b5dcb14	e251d107ecc8	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
03bbabe35064	0a383ab79273	Oh here we go
8cc526c65edd	ac194aab980b	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
3149986d54cd	f4f58d3c10fe	I'd call this experiment a success.
059e19cbd0bd	bc52e95506cb	is the eject button meant to do this?
59a100451210	7c29fe125de7	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
6b0b76721f91	3cb8e619cf63	I knew there would be side effects
6d126fde50e1	ac194aab980b	AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
f933e95993c4	2820d2999a90	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
eab74bce6440	e8e77686e189	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
e2bb0f868118	7fec1582cad0	I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
1a62fcf9d5cd	fdbb3b2e6ff7	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
bbd6e5531fc9	dccd8efcd65f	Where did THAT come from?
6ba7e8802989	83aee66830ba	I'm never going on chatroulette again
7038563f72cf	bf39b2f7c458	better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
1144dc5a0cb2	a831919d153e	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
9dff25e0bd39	2f2d4d36df15	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
3c35fe7d2f4f	d51bc6db1470	Oh god is it still following me?
ef1087eb6ea2	03fb6cbd1dd1	i invented a thing
bac8338e3a42	141cb16a24f1	One of those mornings...
596116180722	ac998b22b4d4	???? USA! USA! USA! ????
ab75606d5a89	6aa0c7ff2b91	I can take photos with my teeth!
57d2241f7ef1	28241826b9bd	that's one nasty burn!
3995f35d0bd8	5303e2f6e8b0	Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
ef260431fb92	6aa0c7ff2b91	where to buy spanish ham ?
82e2f3cee234	cffcec307c4c	Hey, it's windows 7 again!
e9e01f155c72	11bc9baaa1c6	Steve is realxing
33569d489db0	dda96791a4b0	Everything truly IS awesome!
f95e0ef3c31e	0076a139094d	we have the technology.
589252a51a22	2973df263d5c	The vlog was better than the movie
a7b6115595dc	72e7ff1ad4b9	the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
c8f0cfc65592	cd0c86a99505	dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
ba44543a7830	70a5f4a8bc72	He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
d99ed846245e	67264fd2e8f8	this was in the bible
1778b88a2f88	5ddd76bb3d6c	bowTieght!
746a800fd649	91254334143f	my new duvet cover!
31dd619ab13b	2445b7adb800	#notamodel #nofilter
c3eca19323f7	f5a75e5c950a	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
4b148087c224	4aedaf16c9ab	is that a war walrus?
c8051d016ef3	97a34f7e4ead	Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
a3d21c6c4d8d	2e1b33b78b7a	run little ghost, run!
dd64b5af3ae7	235c48ded7eb	this didn't last long.
f5b6649cd9ba	f01a237d9672	Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
62c421233b68	11bc9baaa1c6	take that atheists
3b43fbc65456	991f9cbfe479	my lasik didn't go so well.
d9879382a130	179dbd8f7209	It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
d46a50172c00	e4bfd3635fdd	I mistook myself for a bird
3cd70e5d9e65	c1b63cd5b99b	Had to settle for a beard
e2c435d6cc53	1dd718c7e20d	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
8cb2e3bdff47	a3b3ee0b8579	peeling back the pages of history
4cde42832013	3405b2e13061	You'll never guess what happens next...
5da7d63c09be	56d834294ad3	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
8dccaa981a5f	85a3fb7f0457	The Captain Crunch Kraken
75cd63532e1f	217002028a86	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
7209199fa6ce	cbce6837dea2	???? USA! USA! USA! ????
a46a31f4d96b	91254334143f	Pants Optional
0cab13890af5	f6cfad7bb0e1	is the eject button meant to do this?
b513dee46ec4	bfbd316a9bfb	i'll never get tired of this.
f01bed7a1594	8098b6e52a8d	27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
4063a8a8abf7	a9acb7116fa2	The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
c6cc00193af3	6bfde6c095fb	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
de727616976c	69b7229e1b20	What could possibly go wrong™?
db582cec3b22	b7c634091d9d	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
c82e91a5d89d	8b3785eeefb1	It seemed better in my head
6ce92dfe92e5	e53c20bb80db	we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
27823d04b578	0910c5681d44	look what i found underneath my pillow
7ba8464c04f0	c518ce489c3b	Minister! We're running out of time.
778d9c0bd59e	17fdb7a041f3	#DANGERZONE
e6fd798f9811	a1e903569e23	Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
205533654d52	9dee5b4d860c	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
03f71cae655f	532134699dc7	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
e986e992a7e9	a7e15e99cca4	#delfie
a10c634dece1	47b87ebe144c	Look at that fart propulsion
6cd95c4e0383	c60d80479dce	Moses lied to me.
261fba846b5e	5d685d5fb24e	WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
c1400c7d0c5f	56d834294ad3	Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
10cb12ab8dbb	9fc5e66c0884	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
73f30c9f44ce	f8dbccef9e21	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
ce7923095962	b1c0d705a617	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
5f9285e414c2	cb9525b45a5d	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
53c95353ed23	379e61ca80a4	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
a39955c392a5	dfc441e614d6	Do you care to #engage with this #content
48b3a32bb55f	32aed7da2c9f	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
f6d38fcea12e	16a76c300029	Mentos and lava
32ebdc6d011d	38113e395336	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
b8441f23b291	b05fcc9a98a0	The prophecy was true!
471f997ab321	3cf524d0a44a	I hope he's not hungry
a191ca69764e	145488f76439	#Long_Exposure
5e047445e447	bfbd316a9bfb	How does this work again?
424924eafb85	47b87ebe144c	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
0b0e2b41de59	504c1be163d8	cthulu caught me slipping
3ca3810396fd	ce66a2faf2a3	Check out my new sonic oc!
08d27a2fa87d	786f685a1a8b	back on tinder!
eb0bf55de082	1c357ce025b5	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
985eec97631f	6e0fa6423e5e	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
1d5604d80627	034c85450c85	we have the technology.
75c5140c414e	fb8d3117d3a3	I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
8b5f4c3f4179	dc2b9c190c8c	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
0974345fe058	65c0343784c6	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
5589de36c50a	23892daa8f4d	now you're hungry too.
5e7ab683d788	753f599dcdb6	The Dissolution of Parliament.
6d5dc8c7a6cb	6d3fc3b01eff	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
e7816efbd949	7bb7044fc42b	The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
b5abbb0d7f4f	4a4f78a6d660	This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
6867da279ed2	f4f58d3c10fe	i can't form the words to describe such beauty
fc1587e74198	f44c64ac7e20	holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
02aec0f279b5	b88c7072f092	WARRRBLGARBL
315c9091d37b	91329e7a7b5a	This elevator has no 'down'!
de14c5de7771	991f9cbfe479	Wow. Just, Wow.
36e2e3d98d41	6a57c265996d	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
b29e9d8eb573	efdc4ed8a11e	I welcome our event-driven overlords
8e3451fb7b12	16a76c300029	Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
0e4f9f24c3e8	971c2d33c5fb	The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
73888cc810bf	0ec5d628b043	AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
7d53fda8d37a	1ee44ab3e6c1	i can't form the words to describe such beauty
58abc35a5b6f	1061e0518fbf	#delfie
51962e225802	fc4d271b85f6	I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
8bccc574f75f	0f577f44ee6c	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
31ab35edad43	443b5e53f4d8	See it again in slo mo
3b0bdbce0e37	8ea51cfb3342	IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
0b25e7c5366b	ae39eec23e68	I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
1640c4f5ff12	d8a647f2826e	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
1c9079da9748	70cf8805e7cb	Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
9ada0165cfb6	58bd456b251b	Why potato why?
60df12ce3522	cd4373c68bb4	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
e277c2132dcb	e9ba3f8476e1	#this_is_sparta
980a4a61a1cb	0c2df2e1378c	All flesh is grass
1a89b59a40ab	5c2386c8cb54	Et boum! C'est le choc!
14f3d58d3257	1dd718c7e20d	Is that a new pokemon?
73f9ffca41fa	991f9cbfe479	i'm just surprised it took this long.
da761d80b4a9	cfc472da0f92	me and all my friends
2425447fbd6e	aa07e36b66ab	...Freudian sense tingling...
347efc64e2f2	8a411fa0e03e	The unforgiving war on health
cf8c3fb1974c	de799a1455af	nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
8254a3e9f2cc	deeb1ef96574	Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
7e2fcc402061	a64fc3d7d8f9	i invented a thing
e07be236f786	f1bda684c6fd	This is just like my 5th birthday party.
3eaa6dc9f88d	fd8dedb9f32c	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
40e30001db96	cf3e1579e183	Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
9a5e2f74519f	c942b75bbc37	I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
8f2059f833bc	fcf9829a0289	just playing with my pet
8b561ed90102	034c85450c85	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
44b209c2e848	e4bfd3635fdd	Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
eb9d6aa7d6d8	79463e5aed81	Another victim of 'got your nose!'
6e8325c0fb57	c7a09429221a	Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
439743f7a668	936182a971c1	These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
31d98060cc62	23cfbbe7394a	birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
9bc9fdb08cd1	70cf8805e7cb	searching for brain, found this instead
1ff4d96537e3	e0ce298f4750	WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
587de598d97b	77ed0a75923a	Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
d28572c3f17b	37abfa9969c7	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
bd293e49dd05	80d5a36accc0	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
6355970af94f	cba467da5a14	Cant explain that
7d447d1478a0	b0cd5335c791	Just Got A new camera phone!
e0cbc6aefd66	bf0a3c2168cb	11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
1910993fd030	1d7aa54dff6e	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
8291c5f3f58c	215928a121d4	I think there's something here
84d54c9c7b09	f8e98228a24a	Light traffic today.
4fa9e6ba9f13	4b8b14997691	Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
3147a513a362	906f495d1c54	just another cat video
4da6c6384b96	c7af1d2b4e42	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
ac77701b7b99	a6ce92184aac	two great tastes that go great together
67a35c5573b7	f8e98228a24a	Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
653ea7b8056d	02917df33e66	Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
2aa215c88731	d8a647f2826e	True Self-Control
b5243386bd41	a365c1b18c02	too much lens flare?
bc0fe641c32b	bdc0a293c667	The unforgiving war on health
b22b0627f45b	1803157899e5	vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
cc2886ebd286	2973df263d5c	#DANGERZONE
84276f1d0ccc	904def06c9f2	Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
458dbe8636b7	7cdcbc7ecd2a	This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
6c678d850272	160d21c59873	New means to help collect more evidence
15ce8b22300e	94f7800beff8	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
01c6d0a9061a	bf0a3c2168cb	The HORROR!
9ac38deb760f	1fb6d104fc4e	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
a8a3f6783f82	58ed2759a90e	It's the little things
5c57139203c5	1ee44ab3e6c1	the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
85e6d5fa15d3	6bf3263b04f6	why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
13279f2c4186	d6d4d7f52f8e	when you see it...
fdcb5ee3511e	4aedaf16c9ab	WHY WHY WHY #WHY
b70d7fc5430f	26f932f7b668	in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
077d62b343df	02917df33e66	this was my inspiration
0dae07a0ef79	54292a90d2d6	#Donthate #Truelove
348430df690c	219174de0d49	stork carrying a babby rabbit!
5bd6d06b89a5	cc5d4eaed406	Roadrunner is the new transport minister
0b5f6845a7ef	fe759fa57f81	#BROKEN
19198010871c	ce1e45cdde52	We've given up trying to justify this.
89e7856e755d	7773dc0863cc	I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
fdebb4d10aea	8667115f2e3a	You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
24dd1745ed89	2973df263d5c	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
da41d6c66f64	ea9426341cca	I lost my tooth
bb7bf678ded6	6bf3263b04f6	Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
fa076f1bfb0d	8c99087ee6e8	the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
cca64d12488e	e0ce298f4750	Universe man, Universe man...
d2d6fa7fcb10	fbd4be2bcd34	John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
3211a5c75e82	b89e4a15a0b5	Visual representation of Dubstep
5ac15e334662	10307ab23113	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
e22f3e649101	034c85450c85	stipple slash of saturn
b01eb728e51c	10307ab23113	it makes sense if you think about it
7edde8d128be	67264fd2e8f8	Is it really today, already?
9215d499cb4f	6bf3263b04f6	well, so much for the space program
31fdd724d696	56d834294ad3	no one ever suspected the shovel
078c6818f238	57498405462f	is that a war walrus?
9240f27eeea7	cb9525b45a5d	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
cdbc6268a181	6d1126291656	#Compromise
f30f96c08799	094ed85d323c	Roadrunner is the new transport minister
82292939000a	28b646e07f21	Oh no! Not again.
68983a4ea5bc	11f5c2b0a1e6	I can't believe it's not cake batter
daae908e56f9	bbbda03f1051	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
8ea1900d3398	abc9fb61aace	Said the duchess to the vicar.
c51603a48a63	7c29fe125de7	Click to show secret text
055ede43026f	e2dffdd62ace	I've made a huge mistake
1eea575a96e7	cc179047dab0	I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
dfbca0e3b707	c4189a938795	there snow such thing as global warming
27c2394df7b8	0e686f7800f8	WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
e861e7fc7647	bad34e3c6d86	I'd tap dat.
3c0edcb4d060	7f08d55f0410	Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
41b60c52b80b	12b5d78f7ccc	Ugh, i'll never understand art.
03967d46ae57	2785f98853e3	vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
ca287dc82338	fbf7493522f2	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
d60597019eb6	ea6f236f0ccd	#nomakeup #justnatural
2717f14d0ec0	540c0d9dc845	Guess that "sun" was really important after all
8377dd4c465d	f7bfe79b4c39	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
997b28c38038	e458fc235e27	My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
4cb98675f4e6	d6b94a62a5b8	"Is it symmetric this way?"
4496b31ed6d6	62cd3460a783	We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
55d669cf0db2	f62686bfeff5	Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
ebe23535c98a	dc2b9c190c8c	Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
8ad3a991fedb	58ed2759a90e	Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
2dc7912c4193	78f4dc46875e	and to think this is where it all started
cc701085d0f6	215928a121d4	Every day my damn cat makes this face
cf926cf0f051	e715dc9ea337	More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
063180573ba7	1bc70a101a8f	Do you care to #engage with this #content
0756ae0d96eb	4463aae85038	Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
a848a375c51c	9c14a44acc2d	Oh God! It's happening again!
d893166a9120	e9ba3f8476e1	I don't know how to play...
15d8c0072db2	dd1b125fe3c4	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
27ba1763b42d	a4121d8873e6	Where did this road come from?!?
0b9f69696c6b	3b080aaa33db	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
edd8c2a9eefc	a60867b64165	I don't think that's supposed to go there...
921366671e81	54292a90d2d6	Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
9bb0bc5731c8	b89e4a15a0b5	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
4ba0b8458867	82a5dc42c884	I thought it would be bigger
eaef3076513c	0c2df2e1378c	Too many quixotes, not enough giants
c242334a47e5	e53c20bb80db	Why are there ants on my face?!
4417ff86a2ab	8a411fa0e03e	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
c993a7a301de	e78f1767fb6a	I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
c17f4af4858c	eaf524a2f41e	Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
130aadcffe4d	69b7229e1b20	Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
cb6bbf02259f	52eb6e40b776	wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
fbf66691f44b	9dee5b4d860c	Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
4838b8d1eaaf	1e66c6c9afad	for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
34508a14b397	82e349c0c2b0	hello darkness my old friend
fba5d3a52fce	9cfa73f0c93a	#bedhead
778fb910fe66	6a2fc065cbc9	Oh god is it still following me?
02d20e17bdc3	e9ba3f8476e1	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
c8950640914a	cdbed0af98ce	i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
83b6ec867fa2	ff20713d6d53	The Prodigy is in town!
8e3590556a20	3c92d1027a14	those weren't Altoids.
4d31e225f9bf	6b39dc0f0c25	First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
82940d2613b1	fc4d271b85f6	Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
f4427f726bfa	2e1b33b78b7a	Another one bites the dust
1c85a9609778	8448a3c83b1f	Hoping this makes it past customs
82e05fbf9ee3	1a11c6c67047	Why potato why?
fd161a9d710f	e2037a5b74ce	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
ca89d56fa205	0e035895ea44	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
d6d713b9c73b	b4092a5d952a	Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
94ea5b8703f1	f42833bd2ecc	#this_is_sparta
be1a85cb855e	7395f6aa06a6	He did say it was edible
dad8bd429ba9	8a5f2942c127	20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
268f19e529f4	6e4431f5bf0e	Dominos delivers!
f81ece13a986	45dfc555391a	I'm not even mad. that's amazing
e7f240f6e9af	54292a90d2d6	sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
952573b7ad7d	e5976ee2c238	We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
23886d774bd2	a09c3c76653f	so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
03ebe0727db6	489db01a89eb	Just one of those days
2e24629ca3ef	97aa148f5db2	the dark side of the moon, amirite?
8d2bdc88554a	97c1e78b7180	My dad in the army
d4deb52dbfbc	abb28f6609a7	"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
503978804f18	9dee5b4d860c	Best. Funeral. Ever.
3334d6bd5daf	47e972de2a8e	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
0cea5f4c288c	6fb450cbc14b	now you're hungry too.
3ed995389b7d	69b7229e1b20	I just bought this
cdfaaa7bbe4e	1eb5a0ee7fd2	my wonderful dad!
6fef74f94601	b0a1d155eb47	Top of the world
515db4fecbca	9ea3833b0a71	Big bowl of star-flakes
baaf627c7302	aa2f84ab8afd	How's My new haircut?
b8fde6eee96f	956e362d57e2	My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
7b5a5aa699d2	38113e395336	Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
3e27b67aed0d	3e5f0b7a72ff	Why are there ants on my face?!
621f47171bc7	1567b779f433	my lasik didn't go so well.
f1d798f6e8fe	42b45c70ab63	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
33ad9d160722	28b646e07f21	The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
71756c663851	2c55f3bf0a4f	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
a6ce2405979d	5c2386c8cb54	I think I need new glasses.
72318f11c09c	0ad5264f89d2	Triumph. Pure triumph.
e31008ec652d	bad34e3c6d86	[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
860c5131a4ac	2a2a4ca9f44b	Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
3924492d7662	9dc300ca8fbd	The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
fd169848ccde	1223f0d5eb7a	where should i put this cool new tatto?
d24e3f0076c9	9e46d05470f7	this is the weirdest hickey.
dd2854bc3ba0	b2da65edfa9d	Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
72ee52082c4e	11a4256440cd	The time has come.
d887a0dfcc0c	78f071d8d358	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
c5313e0f3173	7271643553a4	get your ass to mars
e3ce540496fc	d0f0105ee4cf	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
63b36a064d40	6b264b422c02	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
91a980639fd2	4463aae85038	This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
74ac65eb8b1c	87e7cfea2ca9	The French space program
50e96bb25a6c	e4c70cd09780	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
7dae654c4ad0	17915eae60bc	leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
c177f3e55309	0391cf5b0ed9	Is this room 101?
ef605866394a	c9fd590bd6c9	the new usb feels like a step backward
43f66152ab2d	c7ec57f483cd	the game begins...
78575a7061a5	9cfa73f0c93a	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
f6e4d4430d45	213890cbbd26	this guy keeps following me
cc158a3ea44b	c5cbaa46f3b2	#Long_Exposure
15cd46a924da	39b12a33e30e	Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
79f1c94097bf	141cb16a24f1	Pants Optional
e4308db59409	7b2f1bf0847f	???? USA! USA! ????
5f451262a83f	fd0d9c097b7a	Who stepped on my pop tart?
fb10f9212b91	60953d13b062	the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
63157c465fe1	61b7ec93916d	Visual representation of Dubstep
1b98be73bd9a	8145b1145ed7	Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
c9183664b19c	dcb43a4fed87	go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
b80e25b5a07f	a335e44d85b6	holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
acfaf1fb0225	cd301178819e	Minimalist cat
b79cab28e45d	75aaa988879a	Universe man, Universe man...
29c53bc9deab	01c0b6240b6e	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
ed59e5724cb9	6f396a0a1b7c	my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
96f1075d5f0f	dea693fbe084	i broke it
530d36310ac3	f5a037a62bda	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
3a7ff368040b	2bc4a138792a	#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
337fde2e9cc2	123e4ec62288	Something seems to be wrong with my car
329fb78ff3fb	6d26a988015b	AUUUGH
6009efb8124f	21bc7379dd91	THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
185dc9988ce9	0a842138f70f	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
ef5ea7190013	903d724a4a6f	So, this happened.
45a0389fec99	171695ad3649	The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
b7f67667a850	0a1fdbb68c6e	He nailed it!
8ad47b4311e0	95fe2f2cd9ce	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
bb4bbfca01fe	c3629da07d92	Only 90s kids will remember
48b0001e617c	cd301178819e	super high intensity training at NORAD
f4ce803c4ec9	99505450db33	this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
98fee32e0ad9	49cdeb92ecf6	and then there were nine
95d77a78457b	aa07e36b66ab	No guitar without a sombrero
c11c1231283f	6d1126291656	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
8304895806a3	41309dcc91e1	#Long_Exposure
b3fe4234b278	f18fe4a59c24	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
2e875e4c1e1d	5c2386c8cb54	Just one of those days
d80fa9fdb654	8ce440504a07	#fallingfromorbit
767fe7832a3d	48f44fdc4a98	I has a sad
7f1b60cb982e	d5cb52aa4a0a	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
72917967cdcb	bd7a0ed5e2ba	11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
08ca0b0c9cfe	1c680e66e465	What could possibly go wrong™?
2c5a0fe68037	43dcc12d2e75	Look out!
dce72aab6d25	e5a90d576045	Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
c45ef3320a08	5dc49eee64b4	Talking to my fans...
b077ba21c3c1	6d26a988015b	Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
f7801cced22f	fe2099a3d7da	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
d1f3340fca2d	1bd3e7350353	Best Halloween costume yet!
1f8ed180ea83	6894d4b327f3	To infinity and Birdyond!
9405cb2ac974	c19565ec0680	Please send help.
07fa241455ca	84474c28886b	Pizza TIME
2cc5a598042a	cc43b755a6f6	Soon. Soon...
5ddcf54e27c2	d0f0105ee4cf	My dad in the army
9222d89e4413	37abfa9969c7	[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
6eeda3816bee	86ea721314f1	#illuminati
431b3df400c4	c942b75bbc37	The dark helps me see in the carrots
bac833d005c0	91329e7a7b5a	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
3ddbbdf8653e	944d473e0ae4	Just Got A new camera phone!
4b19e3488327	e0ce298f4750	This is a cat
c96bad731e1f	9d0371422f7c	#BROKEN
2d11ba2d9d3d	77ed0a75923a	Death star model 0.0.73
e89599298819	770d7b505b8e	Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
e236846be085	cd301178819e	Fucking CAKE
3424d0ad201a	cfef75512c74	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
4e238909fbeb	d6d0b07c5fd3	#Nailpolish
59c345679f98	ed4b93fb5693	Hoping this makes it past customs
1a44af690f3f	1ee44ab3e6c1	Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
6665a90e0818	bf1fbb69a889	Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
5c79863ba68f	46c750488fc5	The HORROR!
17f1dfc9a093	1061e0518fbf	unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
93a2c02b8d02	48f4d47b9f93	My Hobby: freaking people out
e849ef9007ad	8becb8a785f9	diy abortion
76d3797dde69	84474c28886b	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
17d764718431	83aee66830ba	Hey, it's windows 7 again!
a70c78415b15	11f5c2b0a1e6	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
daf12e0b7565	f1c486c6819b	everything makes sense now
46b6e8da56c9	5dc49eee64b4	So, it has come to this...
9fe4ea797fef	b9f054fb539d	I'm a fighter!
53450eb93cdc	72e7ff1ad4b9	Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
69114af18510	7b6aa2e8b09b	OH MY GOD A HORSE
4f832b922e1a	37b45655015e	New car flipping world record set
a5e3bd772903	62cd3460a783	Cakephants are my new friends
ea70c7022922	7511330a7a53	Nope nope nope nope nope
b0c860debce6	5dc49eee64b4	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
3678f9b1bc73	7e75cda41f5e	Would you like to play a game?
cf369681658d	034c85450c85	Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
5cf806fa840e	67d5ca01f1e9	Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
ace255d9f7b4	d67cfc2d428e	??
36ab726d7e52	da6fb833bded	Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
d0e2e08994c8	b713cd3eb0a5	everything makes sense now
dad594f5cf88	7bb7044fc42b	Oh no, it's the moon
6520413d91de	8cf0aae237b9	Triumph. Pure triumph.
c5c76e7d5ec1	6d3fc3b01eff	Cant explain that
8d74b07cf69b	e164f4a32106	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
33d605890e00	87355b37d71c	I don't know how to play...
098370edb286	4463aae85038	This is no cave
042d50aea674	e1cff7262aef	may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
39fde688f09f	1803157899e5	Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
232453b21874	8875775f3e17	I am infinite. i am eternal.
8e307e943bad	f3d0c85e8fbb	FUCK NOT AGAIN
1431186b0a5e	ff20713d6d53	the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
8519dd79a73e	693260ec0bf8	Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
07234e75be58	219174de0d49	Now turn it upside-down
0458aae187b0	9dae49a80ef9	Always get a full nights rest
23e76f43a3ad	de799a1455af	Does this look like pink eye to you?
5fae81eac661	abc9fb61aace	our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
da39e14a1ba9	87eace265eb5	#Hopeicanfly
23b3138d6a64	0f23d409a5bf	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
984ef6bd2625	6aa0c7ff2b91	I fought the law. They won
68dadab8ed37	cf3e1579e183	#Nailpolish
b39d2f5faf47	a43875abf9bb	Just another day in paradise
bb08cd0c24f1	504c1be163d8	Apparently it's a thing now...
c16d37de29bf	8a5f2942c127	the way of the future
c3cf2c8952d2	901ddbb780e1	What? It's always that color.
5422ee1bf4e5	cfe77b4de161	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
870aab990e64	4cd760359832	That sweater is so 2013
a67af85d18f9	b298cb8b58e0	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
7018a5997271	36ee8b9ffeec	I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
c0859e611f2e	0a1fdbb68c6e	Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
6429809a7d5a	b4cc62c6ce6e	First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
8d31f685beac	87355b37d71c	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
749f4f9d38e2	6c6706cf5ef0	Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
bb26f005652f	b4cc62c6ce6e	Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
7bff29e062d8	05cd69ce5480	tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
a11010e32864	698cc961c472	When you get a perfect score on your test
d0a08087b81a	217002028a86	Pants Optional
118649a4972b	edec90b39fcd	The birds found the hobbit hole
cff014fd84a2	1aaf67f26ffa	ack
bb43a68d57d8	618051df3853	The moon landing was a lie
c673a3e77b6f	459891d99059	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
7b1b61e9da1a	010bad314260	#bornthisway
0dad42c37c31	1517d1c49c37	we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
9824e8f377ba	773f3a322414	Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
0eb34bc9293b	3ea8cd3dbdbc	how do you get the screensaver off?
060f00dcbbe2	a7e15e99cca4	We've got a problem
439119b19b5e	087ddead8506	i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
8e11b3b1dc2f	4cd760359832	This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
4f6581a0edda	a7e15e99cca4	MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
039f7dead2b4	e00e6d223a7b	Threaten large birds... check.
b41e7a60e90b	cca708717fd6	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
8f275eeefbdd	0dc7b8ad992f	I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
44a23ca4c5fb	70f53e83e86d	Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
44598bebfbf3	8ea51cfb3342	((+?????))
67f6144c7d52	66f04b48ba96	All things considered, it turned out nice again
9b3c656fb211	b118618d0e13	welcome to the space jam
f350be2bbb8d	67264fd2e8f8	Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
dcaaa2cb0211	21bc7379dd91	i wonder why you left me here.
12e33d025318	0c11f3359c47	Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
8409c8d1e77f	2d04208ae09a	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
47b1b3ca2cb5	913ad83b2e8f	Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
6d9518184b46	433a886dc9e3	about to die lol
67e98fb74864	5d1c4e18029b	Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
e82cf509c471	b18f4833dfc9	The choice is simple.
b14900f6a936	c942b75bbc37	Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
cf6dcdb299ff	2a9299a8355e	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
dd6cb5cab9a6	c64588150a88	#Photobomb
7f58c748c1b6	63ef1c70a2f9	Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
1e5ec0a4eef5	d6b94a62a5b8	like my new haircut?
d1e9f2667132	9b5fd2c79341	I solved the debt crisis!
a3466b1067fc	1a24986187b7	Hoping this makes it past customs
dfdf1d976cd7	37abfa9969c7	Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
fdd8c59d42d5	d67cfc2d428e	Would you like to play a game?
7fbd420680cd	6d26a988015b	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
65eaac168547	f6298c1c3134	The Moon Will Eat What it will
76ec82a5740f	fb8549b59577	#flavorbomb
4511ae677a95	26c4229b1e04	The building blocks of life
38ea8c9baf4b	38fd9b4b6f5e	as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
41345c0aeac6	215928a121d4	Best. Funeral. Ever.
a0850f6c5d55	2cd492f68159	I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
a4cba74e1b0f	7b6aa2e8b09b	Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
6df1acae6c22	7940779ab371	new phone who dis
b3691cb309f7	b3fd15c6ef49	George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
86fe6cbc2af5	6e4040358a4f	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
3ee961c11639	ac5fc5941ecd	THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
1d9c2e8dcabd	cb75a888b3f1	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
8e8a974350d2	6afcf60967b0	#Photobomb
0042a1801f3a	bd4c7ec061c7	#GOD
b7bd92855832	8828788976ac	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
9ae85cabb7e5	fdbeef420f73	Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
2845af1af7ae	dadca81122da	sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
64219fd4d3c4	14ee7faa729a	Larry asked me to be his wingman
2c479cfae68d	617af909bd1a	horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
eed49c0370c9	02eab95bdf15	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
6dff601c79e4	8a5f2942c127	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
5d53aa29df40	7f92a63f5b80	No guitar without a sombrero
57b3a1aa0df7	1788b88b3293	So...Magnets, right?
87970e97a791	5ea0f5b5e66f	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
a67c99674ae7	02eab95bdf15	I never understood that part of the bibile
cfa5ad5a8076	83e2df101181	goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
8d228362d04f	892bc2bbd3e6	Have fun stormin' da castle.
94004615a102	6aa0c7ff2b91	#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
eb9f2f295644	f8dbccef9e21	ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
fff6049c2664	ac54bf137b0f	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
cca49b29891a	416a214c5e51	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
74a4c40c2584	ff1dbf4d409c	I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
ebe7388d5d44	8ea51cfb3342	look what happened to my satellite
d59202c0e86c	7c18e3db8a64	#me #throwbackthursday
8d5d3f268881	6978bf82609c	Penguins are people too #equality
725aefa36c73	70437ed0e948	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
effefaf9c36f	e7e1910c416d	The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
1ee9f47b44d4	ac5fc5941ecd	emergency butter delivery
c7e392292b1e	b3e92f1b2488	Not as healthy as it looks
f0bb4c6a413c	ff9e2c0e72d3	only 90s kids will get this!
048fa45eb68d	d685eca93f95	PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
f9af79c5532a	36ee8b9ffeec	The moon looks weird today
262ff79c6f66	42f77c77637d	...And then we decided it was time to leave
eb0344aef537	7c29fe125de7	Jugghead got nothing on me :p
c6fb378feb40	5fa1544cf88e	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
afc947cc32fc	e8e1e8bab718	New amazon product
42eb9dcc4622	cd75ef92c49c	Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
220bb2719b16	d67cfc2d428e	we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
89adbed8b84d	fb8d3117d3a3	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
635cea355868	41309dcc91e1	It's smaller on the outside
159ba562ddaa	bc7f7d4bb7a8	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
339cc17ad1fa	a4b7d17b5662	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
4548962dac92	ff1dbf4d409c	Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
13294f1211df	5809987c7d83	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
528ef2b13b87	67264fd2e8f8	Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
e2ae8949c854	1d7aa54dff6e	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
8f6ac903be37	7d2bf3ff38b1	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
22102d654ddc	171695ad3649	this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
48de0a67a4d6	4828480933e3	An unsuccessful bike design...
5e8aab0dd64b	a335e44d85b6	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
21fbf75feab4	73ba5146f506	goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
7e85a8ab94fb	c11aa13ebab8	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
b3e108636eb0	6d8d641bd493	The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
caa2c89c30d3	662ebe08720b	I've discovered a new clean-power source
8b78e33fb5ae	d60ee7814b05	SPAAAAAAAAcE
53c32e5e93fe	6d1126291656	I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
e0cbd2dbab21	57498405462f	#Toobigtofall
dc897c4cad3d	21bc7379dd91	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
3c099ab7e9ed	6a57c265996d	my wonderful dad!
5bbdfcc4754a	f0991487cc01	Triumph. Pure triumph.
8a28840b5b01	c19565ec0680	Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
bf97aa93fc8c	034c85450c85	It's not a good part of town
ab1f6a0dce2b	80e67cc1e381	someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
32ccb41bb044	56d834294ad3	Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
e7dab4ad4b57	c3d55f5ed151	#livefeed #colonoscopy
08ce87b89e2c	104cfa1288c2	Field Trip!
1db18417fd07	0c11f3359c47	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
2c00e571a772	fdbeef420f73	Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
b9c2d954a323	877f694732c0	Only 90s kids will remember
edbfeca8715b	fa8b635e4a8a	???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
caf0aba2cc9d	3b3a000a7699	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
2aed57d34899	0261a1a6ad74	BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
a46044161d97	caab8cbb2d01	#caturday
b3ca07a5b51a	5a9f339acb40	Black box recorder
c95b20a518bf	17915eae60bc	Notice anything different?
66c36dfa13eb	8c29a2907764	I used to be like... but then i was all...
76c7c7c8cadc	65fb81dd914f	Oh no! Not again.
289d350c2993	65b7f500c5ee	Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
eddb953ca4f7	5d8e1d1889f9	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
0ef1ae86787d	215928a121d4	NO. JUST NO.
5b674703c41d	9c28faff5070	Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
33bf51b9b3d8	01ab0d7dc791	#HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
ddc3090e22ce	ff9e2c0e72d3	i don't remember this scene form star wars
810b040d40cb	1d3f77f2c80a	'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
3ba86cd29a3f	ff20713d6d53	...Freudian sense tingling...
bd4fe1d2be8f	cfc472da0f92	I knew I nailed it!
ba1a03a532ae	0261a1a6ad74	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
61ea3f73dc05	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Notice anything different?
1f00a33e7a3f	f7bfe79b4c39	Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
ba0509c39e55	9dee5b4d860c	[user was banned for this text]
87817baff50e	f497f1d47672	Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
1c49d40a79c4	476b36f9191a	Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
807b041aeb00	e90d1ba23358	The view outside of my airplane window.
25994cee4a6b	4828480933e3	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
c39f1e3587b2	bcf14074faa6	That was one hell of a party last night.
367fe4b51674	15a2c88b1123	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
b7d15e551fbf	a9c9733d88fa	Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
a906d376cd11	1e6b2657824a	dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
269bfb740ae8	7652b0b17249	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
35803c4632de	9fc6d190dd43	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
feb9f8d92a08	87e7cfea2ca9	8.5 hours later...
c301e6f3dc3d	7aff78b9668c	No guitar without a sombrero
be65574e47d1	9d0371422f7c	a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
9c62e177b8be	89c0e9d14073	Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
06a200ede8db	c167057ebd58	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
71e8ee138802	874dc7983e02	Parlez vous Francais?
8e5d03480a56	f8dc0e0b0070	what a bummer
56776bcb646e	db5b4b63fb69	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
ac10f65c1d90	6aa0c7ff2b91	First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
a90b2ad2579a	9691025fb33f	No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
8c457a389f4e	702bbd313394	Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
994c2a4eb34d	d4cfbd15408b	It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
dbfb8bfa82b8	233afc11fdb4	Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
6dd76e4067c0	004a83c9eb34	Am I a Pokemon?
d9922b3fcadb	cea86fee7249	The dark helps me see in the carrots
481af7182a11	f42833bd2ecc	Et boum! C'est le choc!
ec4b2116f967	fb8549b59577	Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
00a9f31b7ea1	50fac12bd542	it was an odd place to find a stop sign
f3abdf929374	5809987c7d83	wake up sheeple!
ed1b0d1ad3f7	ff2803045213	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
bfc451f6410b	99505450db33	Death star model 0.0.73
740d4d8d6b2f	0c82274784ef	Why are there ants on my face?!
6a72f60d1ad9	48f44fdc4a98	Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
216da14f42e9	cbdb20db7e17	night sledding deserves a quiet night
83c6ee1f6be1	6bcdc631d4fd	Why do people do this?
c5f5f74356e4	bfe766b7ab8e	#CATSANDBIRDS
f8f161e32fbe	85e0c52e34c9	look at my new dog!
8181715c921e	f0366682d86f	Ugh, i'll never understand art.
5adbac1cfcdc	177cce0a5f0b	Weeeee!!!
b3d172b4035d	98f6da531564	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
4aae4dbc178d	3a01b14401e1	This is how we celebrate easter usually
998d8f86e7ea	667be74ed29d	Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
4e7ab59a19cd	95fd495595b4	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
01cfba888201	d9823cee8ea4	This is exactly what you think it is
6d6210de56d5	6aa0c7ff2b91	Selfie in the morning
83dc18788a20	971c2d33c5fb	Just hangin' around
f75a96eb7763	2f2d4d36df15	don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
56b0fb590100	8de2ad52ab4e	Had to settle for a beard
337670794206	8145b1145ed7	Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
cc36d2008a20	e53c20bb80db	I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
1f0a0ea87529	2a328c6a26db	Magnificent as fuck
c475d4411c53	53beb2829a3a	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
b149862839a8	e78f1767fb6a	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
8af6be71e4bf	e53c20bb80db	This photo was taken from my iphone
9da530ec03f2	7cdcbc7ecd2a	Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
6a3cc2345543	e1d5b224cad6	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
aeffab09dda2	3c92d1027a14	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
54fc38129449	43dcc12d2e75	How did I get here?!?
124f459d79da	2973df263d5c	mYTH BUSTED!
4463fb2369e6	4fb22a860334	look what happened to my satellite
f5bbf7cf8408	475a38aa2adb	i just want to do existential things with my friends
a2d77d928ca2	c63f88430160	#720_no_scope
5b92fd1f72b3	67264fd2e8f8	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
20d9f6096acc	0391cf5b0ed9	Mistakes were made.
d1c82e9869b3	7271643553a4	just look at that motherfucking satellite
14dc7aff5cb4	1d8a0d2e6317	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
b9d70e023dc1	5d9bac36ce2e	DuckDuckGoes!
e1c27b68b4f0	f66a2a6dab59	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
d6a4868f93ea	dd1b125fe3c4	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
f744e5f283af	5ddd76bb3d6c	there snow such thing as global warming
4e05a1a5c5ac	cc5d4eaed406	I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
1fe7f1be5340	42e5ebc4c98f	vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
45c390023e99	fbf7493522f2	The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
f1d6dd88c12a	e7e1910c416d	I got the job!
10b9768d9813	1061e0518fbf	All things considered, it turned out nice again
e343ee77d074	2d8a610ac57d	Aaaaaargh
0e4270844379	5d75c1f06a66	If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
60132fd46a59	78f4dc46875e	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
57297713b7e9	1cbd4410b0c5	It was the rational response
fbd96a335f0b	141cb16a24f1	She's got interesting taste in men.
698193b0c92a	6e1c3f061803	#onering #fuckhobbits
9fc72f727964	77df0de596eb	It seemed better in my head
24a5ba339ed1	160d21c59873	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
f96d878405d4	7674ce347621	They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
c6c2c8bd0050	d7b2b76fdd04	Found this in my garden, wtf?
c72b14b15977	d4cfbd15408b	Big bowl of star-flakes
da6eaa291620	ac5fc5941ecd	Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
d88dfa148013	382b161233d2	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
390fe4e36cf8	631a75a16c77	Everything truly IS awesome!
36c6b368644e	1b3fb7095f97	my new duvet cover!
e08dede90e50	ec801ea1b655	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
9ba70dedc1b4	265815e5ba7e	i'm just surprised it took this long.
719990dfe98a	6d4374896e8a	I CHOOSE YOU!
6a971cae70b2	4fb22a860334	this guy keeps following me
7b613cf120f7	03fabcf11842	#bornthisway
ca24ee962810	177cce0a5f0b	sarlac ball-pit!!!
8fb088d80efe	50f774c6e415	>< ))*>
186e897ba819	433787df693b	I got a new geigerteller
6c21f15c0180	0c11f3359c47	Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
b9203bbe4460	41b554bfc64c	George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
a9b2ca74cff5	09ba72e7bfe7	As you can see It's windy out here
cc90381ed404	72b80e3e6f80	elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
d2ee566974ac	f50a1ae13dc0	Why are there ants on my face?!
8bd95bf20314	8c222bf9812b	#selfie #imatree #thuglife
9c3a8d951111	683cdb105cdc	The HORROR!
1d80aeff9adf	73a9dfe53068	My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
95822bc4c1f9	ca2a6c7e9f86	I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
8da4d2f7892e	dd1b125fe3c4	Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
7e874b0ff352	433a886dc9e3	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
10166d9fd66a	1564ed77cf61	caught the sunset tonight at midday
f31e2dceb097	7006b8a4cc3f	Yeah... never gonna happen
7f4db21afa33	2a328c6a26db	The moon looks weird today
8118b774bd58	8145b1145ed7	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
3d181d13d137	14dcc16e1fe6	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
8baf3e43d412	cbce6837dea2	in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
b8b52fa3408d	85abfaba36b5	Max gentleman
2ab9e598e3c5	307bc37a8e8d	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
f501b3df3067	e715dc9ea337	I hate the carnival so much right now
16d6d4127516	fe4cc0126964	#notallmen
ccc620f0b148	e657f79cb201	Do I look fat in this photo?
da6c7155ff55	b3f5fe3d25b1	I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
aabee6b21413	fbd4be2bcd34	THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
bf150c4bddd6	7bb7044fc42b	Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
b03feb954249	9aa21d262360	#selfie #imatree #thuglife
9c32491dbd67	eea655ca5250	EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
f331107b3c7e	fd8dedb9f32c	John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
45d1c006bf09	abaa739cc985	oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
64d4499318ec	36d65e9490e4	brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
a07d21eaf194	858b90c571a8	still better than last year in ottawa
0155e75ddec5	6afcf60967b0	those weren't Altoids.
e03254c6ed63	ee25a67ed5bf	Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
54f9898f030e	80bdb547729a	Oh no! Not again.
02f2dee6d932	349b0980aa85	Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
131522401f00	2d8a610ac57d	Best Christmas gift EVER!
194e4c93e994	7b12d0018e3f	the game begins...
4e5213af7749	b33f7dfc3ee0	I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
eb3f7b875f4b	23892daa8f4d	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
1d8632dd3ad9	85a3fb7f0457	Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
b6d91cfe0b23	dee56203e7d9	Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
a33f4503e763	fd8dedb9f32c	There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
6dd33eecf19f	3c92d1027a14	moo!
1d0065b6f03a	f87d4312d151	#lifehacks
9c2e47d92252	dc3a38493f7d	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
fd7605d34345	858b90c571a8	Cant explain that
458a5bde98cd	6aa0c7ff2b91	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
bd376e13b900	5f37c1382122	Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
50316717956a	67264fd2e8f8	Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
4767736404ec	58ed2759a90e	I can't believe it's not cake batter
62f54ac0756f	ecb790b3409c	i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
9da75a2e3e3e	60953d13b062	The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
0bfe200749fe	1f529118806c	The French space program
669e6ae13db0	1dab2313ba72	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
6a54bfd9daa2	a0f0f96c0f40	night sledding deserves a quiet night
17e4ca25ee15	cbce6837dea2	Why do people do this?
6294017022de	fd4bab0c30e3	Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
582324fc3530	b3e92f1b2488	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
c7a37f847e9b	2e7213f87bb7	I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
2f34e15150b6	6f396a0a1b7c	finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
a5176825b989	6c6626ce547f	my toothache has got worse recently
f22b5480057b	8828788976ac	My halloween costume
292fef3b1a0f	bad7fe536469	Look at that fart propulsion
eb0b7e99dabc	977601de1a34	It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
be25fb8156f2	fc657d47e33e	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
f32a6b5a7a28	5c4c11b5fd29	This was the most unkindest cut of all
b2c037e81e84	c51ffc122220	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
548991ebd940	87eace265eb5	Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
fb13e936861e	7123db10fc55	Wow, did you see that??!!
e1eba3bd15ee	e2dffdd62ace	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
cc3fd7cfabc4	b3e92f1b2488	Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
b8d7afb42965	8de2ad52ab4e	i wonder why you left me here.
9c4faa9fc8ea	a4121d8873e6	#Long_Exposure
14a9a76c4977	98f6da531564	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
4db95d936c5e	9f252e164423	my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
7dc1651559e3	0cb37ff185d2	Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
4493f5097438	99faa3542e1a	new phone who dis
dc3eb3183b19	1bd3e7350353	What could possibly go wrong™?
8ce96e61e247	7b0fe92b43f3	i don't remember this scene form star wars
20ffa31cf1c6	c235eec2e206	#bornthisway
6d407bc08a12	0f577f44ee6c	Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
a59efd009cdc	10c1d5425f48	how do I take photos with this?
f6c4d7e75ae8	36d65e9490e4	Day 12: it's going well I think
527a9c9cc99c	b383658ed774	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
27cfed294bf4	1ee44ab3e6c1	The taste stays with you forever
7e24c192ae16	b88c7072f092	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
9a3b4ca1a1b9	773f3a322414	may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
a95e05c79a73	66b1fd7a5682	Why potato why?
6c2c350476aa	fd4bab0c30e3	look what happened to my satellite
abf59d89c084	1a11c6c67047	rm -rf /
9ee9f01ce3c4	f6298c1c3134	Selfie #Nofilter
2362a54aff9c	925757e220d5	only 90 kids will remember this.
8c9f691b49d6	cc43b755a6f6	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
35264bc9aa0f	fbecf00ae97f	worst horse ever :(
4d9439c4aa05	7c18e3db8a64	Notice anything different?
94151758a760	abc9fb61aace	a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
99bf1a2edc63	6a57c265996d	It's a Finger trap
532e2b5a19b2	e376fd7003ce	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
6bd80c08fde2	cde9fb9db851	hello darkness my old friend
6d1439e12d90	e0684d7c2409	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
5e34039cd052	16c8e9571d9b	My cat barfed this out
01b3a5815073	8448a3c83b1f	Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
ca7c142c2c64	95fe2f2cd9ce	#livefeed #colonoscopy
aaba92353dc3	b532a87d5f83	night sledding deserves a quiet night
6ad8e8d957ed	004a83c9eb34	We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
953cb51f3fcf	83aee66830ba	I've never been so aware of my own hunger
d7e5a3e2aa4c	3a2ca3201f60	like my new haircut?
e720281ff99a	99faa3542e1a	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
61d9da8b860c	85abfaba36b5	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
f5e717b412a4	26d88864907e	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
784551bc7141	45dfc555391a	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
2117f9fe4c39	c3d55f5ed151	>< ))*>
7a05fdbf669c	fd0d9c097b7a	It's a timey-wimey time-lord
28622325f3ad	cfef75512c74	I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
c6abea9a335a	46c750488fc5	Oh bother not again
dc67f2fd2784	fd4bab0c30e3	[user was banned for this text]
ffcd87e4d609	8a8c43759a41	Not a fruit
45c01b5de315	504c1be163d8	I can't believe it's not cake batter
a002dc33c56c	42ea4fe205c6	peeling back the pages of history
2d334664b9dc	50bf755dc56b	hello darkness my old friend
9f3522709ef2	117cd0ce46cd	I think there's something here
f6a7b3802887	e9b071fe7286	it's in a good part of town
e1d2d31bba65	01745d8436e5	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
e6236c93f19c	e9b071fe7286	No guitar without a sombrero
89284c069eb6	72e7ff1ad4b9	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
1d4b95a86390	b3fd15c6ef49	We've got a problem
dd38d7fa4377	8a5f2942c127	This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
9040f3a6280a	44efdef031c9	Zoidgebra 101
ab648c127fde	b8064eac68f8	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
b03b6ab39e2b	2315132d5f00	Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
6b42d5034c76	179dbd8f7209	take two, they are small
04b637781d62	a6ce92184aac	#parsnipandoldlace
f1ea1b3cf56e	a64fc3d7d8f9	ksp mission success
8382ee3bfc4a	e4c70cd09780	marvel universe howard the duck returns
5a950be6a06a	5bc8196cb57d	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
9578308d17ab	c0a9ca3690f5	I am a beautiful person.
9e4aa8a759df	60e3cd8474aa	the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
43608b0a5946	87355b37d71c	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
bc065fd44bd1	934f1f0453ba	Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
14ab5e8d1f1c	179dbd8f7209	and then there were nine
7a5aa9d7a812	274b7b5d9110	Well, now this is a thing.
b53bdafd4872	e0ce298f4750	this was my inspiration
6442d6954ba0	f1c486c6819b	now you're hungry too.
eecd4eac57b0	6c6706cf5ef0	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
da301c6236e6	bad7fe536469	Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
126b0fb6db5e	ad84df3b19fb	searching for brain, found this instead
013c9b4a8d70	7aff78b9668c	That was one hell of a party last night.
0e388c2c5776	75aaa988879a	SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
865cad173d38	d2d6221717b6	Wow. Just, Wow.
1f33000fc834	a3f0bed1d6c6	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
cd66b556470c	77ed0a75923a	Myspace tom to ground control-
10f3f9091811	2315132d5f00	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
098733fd166b	0fa0068fb260	I got the job!
c184819ea8a1	a35888fb02ef	Field Trip!
a73fe6bc7172	fd5ed226f3b5	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
6caa8affdf8c	2d0ded5d95f7	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
bae72b280ec1	9680350fc412	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
fe1d88632794	b35e6cefd0fe	Nothing new under the sun
a9a8d985a1d4	fd5ed226f3b5	I'll catch it one day
c3a5908b4fb0	6d3fc3b01eff	My boyfriend finally proposed!
eca578311d84	2445b7adb800	This is what happiness looks like
dd03734ee551	916445424ebc	whoops GPS error
e146b32af71d	62e698929a98	Dominos delivers!
bedd34839eaa	87355b37d71c	Bangarang Motherfuckers
cd5785daff23	a35b6aebbff6	step one: cut a hole in the box
49d05182aa50	a893947e69e1	if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
8e9a8879bb42	b6e06ba22326	Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
a33aae659dae	cca708717fd6	The choice is simple.
d92a91243b57	1e6b2657824a	I lost my wits
52a7cdd5b18a	034c85450c85	“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
0c7163dc9ebf	85abfaba36b5	Magnificent as fuck
5ee7ceaffb03	936182a971c1	#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
0c88ad88bcba	bc879e038fb1	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
a084a00b3013	2973df263d5c	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
8a810a522962	1d3f77f2c80a	look what happened to my satellite
f0e385fff36f	0261a1a6ad74	Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
a394d689737a	fc4d271b85f6	The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
4d12a25ef7ea	6d1126291656	FUCK NOT AGAIN
50abd44f2887	62e698929a98	SOmething went wrong while shaving...
47175eb578b1	b18f4833dfc9	Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
07460be0c883	6d3fc3b01eff	#me #throwbackthursday
3df3dfb42619	c0a9ca3690f5	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
c2f788896c1e	5f516c141b7f	how do i turn this off?
6cd07a23837b	8448a3c83b1f	Another one bites the dust
d1e687f4e5d8	7fec1582cad0	just cos()
fd3a3f8f5edb	fe2099a3d7da	Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
1894076d4610	88e9da4a3804	Do you have a lighter?
01fa34aa2ddb	dc0c51ea603c	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
53940588a0de	e9ba3f8476e1	Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
fddaacfa5316	0c11f3359c47	Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
38815f62a633	d6d4d7f52f8e	bit nosy, aren't you?
33361af1ba8b	deeb1ef96574	#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
a3d1d84793db	874dc7983e02	Where do I plug this in?
b487ceea2199	b9f054fb539d	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
356afe5bbc3f	d6b94a62a5b8	vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
a550822cdccb	cd4373c68bb4	This is a cat
dbc69b217c00	9691025fb33f	funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
8844a5ee58b6	8178c0cabd72	i'll never get tired of this.
ec437b6558af	0bdeb119f6e0	I've found a new way to feed the poor
f9c8140537a9	42b45c70ab63	Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
dbb092f58559	160d21c59873	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
437e26d19c6f	0c11f3359c47	My first selfie!
1b08fbcb9a35	a9acb7116fa2	The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
0bca4d953577	4560876c8f49	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
d2cc74584977	540c0d9dc845	I fought the law. They won
85a78a0d9491	32f92e302f64	just another cat video
842cf8a3b879	660350b11114	I thought of it, and it happened
d46d9e200b39	f1c486c6819b	worst horse ever :(
104766d5a853	3a6f54c637ca	My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
96b3a83aa627	9cfa73f0c93a	Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
4a9f6879dda4	2af5eff75af3	Existance is an illusion
c6f64ef8dc1a	83e2df101181	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
4f8c8aeba480	d67cfc2d428e	is that a war walrus?
0f2ac23afc3d	ce8cb368c989	i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
d027e8208417	16be3b96c067	take two, they are small
99a0f6f35580	7c18e3db8a64	everyday i'm shoveling
3429e9d70d07	7a7ece27802f	i hate it when this happens
850ca50564eb	fd0d9c097b7a	No lie, this is delicious
a9964bfe1ecf	516a8191fb87	I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
7f0fa26c6294	ff2803045213	Who stepped on my pop tart?
d7c890e2076c	a98171c4ee11	i wonder why you left me here.
830baf94c540	77b8a5527ad8	Quite.
78526800e756	c0f332e9575e	99 bottles of beer on the wall
0204914ff453	5a1a21983f7b	Spiders. Nope.
4e0d12e61b09	2e7213f87bb7	Oh God! It's happening again!
311b2b3842b9	fbd4be2bcd34	no wonder the cat always sits here
47a9dba3733b	82154782ff6e	#caturday
0fdaaf65b1b0	62b63542fae9	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
07342808fd8c	95fe2f2cd9ce	IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
7ed1c9a27472	f6298c1c3134	love it!
f632d047f8fc	b3f5fe3d25b1	How did I get here?!?
62f6c6aa95d9	034c85450c85	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
4948778729b9	e376fd7003ce	Soon. Soon...
78fa520e4484	b89e4a15a0b5	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
8b3e7b5533ca	4ddd8d864ed6	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
e3473a1ccfe3	ba54b7db6a99	SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
f93ad16acb4f	f8dbccef9e21	new phone who dis
6503fdccb9a5	e2575fd89a89	Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
cba862349140	77e76741b491	This is why I'm not an EMT
cda84c0a85f6	61308525cf42	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
ae081e586651	e0ce298f4750	Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
f04bb0ad32d9	73a9dfe53068	Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
c927da52a287	0a1fdbb68c6e	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
a214009b0bd0	d60ee7814b05	What, Me worry?
6d22225ce9a8	37a8043efdb0	I think I need new glasses.
6c6b9891aa9f	87355b37d71c	So, this happened.
35c0a3340700	7cdcbc7ecd2a	The signal came from this sector
41dd5f7fa0da	7aff78b9668c	Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
545d34ce312f	daa6cb4c0e97	This is what I do on friday evenings now
c9cb94042a3f	9d61c8e7aca2	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
957195f2418d	aa40d23c63f2	#Donthate #Truelove
7b5cb3f78814	f8dbccef9e21	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
78c51d6d045c	225a08c3c4e1	DuckDuckGoes!
42fdc2d23a80	9f252e164423	I got the job!
0010795cce29	c0f332e9575e	The Moon Will Eat What it will
3bc9d7f356d2	22d38bd088f3	they dont need us anymore
e94092187b82	c19565ec0680	Mistakes were made.
bf3489dcf016	5d8fea4beed7	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
6ff43fb09b3f	97a34f7e4ead	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
053c280c7466	fd4bab0c30e3	I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
7eea161e3ac3	a766a5550134	I just can't see the point anymore
bc45a3f6ab8d	46c750488fc5	I think I need new glasses.
efd7625eb3cc	1a24986187b7	WARRRBLGARBL
f4deab7f73a2	8c99087ee6e8	#nofilter
4a246f26dfe8	6d1126291656	Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
4d8f7c0e6425	a43875abf9bb	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
c2da750cc835	d685eca93f95	Where did THAT come from?
226451c1fca0	45f49cc6a02e	EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
53256aaa6957	59499218ba53	this guy keeps following me
7deaa902ca22	97c1e78b7180	Can't believe what I almost threw away!
c579eccad7b7	17b43faffb0a	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
6b663c59b3ca	a9ffa38001f9	Well, this is a puzzling development.
2c4eb5868c80	fd4bab0c30e3	See it again in slo mo
a6daa9ddccf9	cf668a11b9f0	I thought this ball pit would be more fun
b64ee362bd4e	d7b2b76fdd04	funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
744bf8354637	b467c4b866c7	Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
f3a2aa922c0e	f18fe4a59c24	oh no you didn't
a29fdc6f55ba	ea58f7fcf90f	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
510f6f332e83	6a235059c841	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
2e5e43203f45	2b691935cd30	I'm a fighter!
b4deba4fcca0	2e494a4f52d2	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
02472aa1d586	aa40d23c63f2	Roadrunner is the new transport minister
bdadfa62abc0	fe2099a3d7da	i'll never get tired of this.
2da00d48bc5a	c142bf4c510d	This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
ba58eddb627c	315f6e4c8a84	#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
7f1a3ca5a268	148a91f8a103	i need to do my laundry more often.
fa1101fab6d5	4fb22a860334	Picking mushrooms
4fdf28271407	da4959d6ad66	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
611db34196d9	8becb8a785f9	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
f97ad9eafa6f	85e0c52e34c9	That's not a chicken
7b423ff2c062	62e698929a98	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
2752c80d6dca	42f77c77637d	Do I look like a penguin?
1eea96e427f8	15a2c88b1123	Weeeee!!!
74c0c7605108	cb75a888b3f1	I just bought this
fc88d61e021e	47e972de2a8e	Penguins are people too #equality
abd80b43f5c7	60953d13b062	I've found a new way to feed the poor
896cb8c0c543	600d22c38d1a	That's gonna hurt on the way out
9c024ea31e32	fb8549b59577	I blame supernasa
93202dbdfe7a	433787df693b	Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
7798ee6128ab	2445b7adb800	Does this look like pink eye to you?
48063e5a40b0	88ab0a21a404	Houston, we are the problem
2be7fd687fd9	66f04b48ba96	He left me! :ccc
7d27de129716	516a8191fb87	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
7bd54554c083	73ba5146f506	Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
09a378b61b03	a0a0157f5ab6	If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
277e3c771998	f8dc0e0b0070	This is why we can't have good things
3bbb853fc039	3eec26e54537	Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
668dc00262b7	e4bfd3635fdd	It's a timey-wimey time-lord
fc1a7b0a7137	0391cf5b0ed9	finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
72a9a0248ac6	538f03891b16	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
de74627bf618	75cbe8e0e9a9	my friend posing while a plane flies by
3e15d97f3309	7469e715a2d5	Yeah... never gonna happen
973e14001aae	46c750488fc5	Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
fba0abfffc23	a336d8336228	I am infinite. i am eternal.
ac0b61f41021	0e686f7800f8	I never understood that part of the bibile
d83c26c62f12	6070e177a059	My tastes are very... singular
403cd80a3054	6070e177a059	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
9c20cc20aae1	fe4cc0126964	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
58413a79d391	441935095878	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
78614dc3b487	b298cb8b58e0	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
21dd23e905ad	e1d5b224cad6	I will take that one please
61b854596308	4463aae85038	There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
72a9b686c3a0	2a54a838dc76	it was never this complicated when I was a kid
56f3c1ca1615	7d2bf3ff38b1	So thats What Jesus did
2578511a95fe	8ae3f2cc6623	Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
b5d428094edc	b62182579a00	I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
233b76fd3a89	4a05b122a05d	A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
c8137d3f1ba8	5303e2f6e8b0	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
9bd1ce13442b	86ea721314f1	Is this room 101?
403333d6d1f0	1f529118806c	Note: HUGE SUCCess
0463a0985177	903d724a4a6f	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
2a0ed2afa25d	bb7a419a02c6	this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
ab9bbc2b2745	34474eb09cf6	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
91ea3050c41e	f0b32b65537f	wake up sheeple!
6cd77e6c82f8	0a383ab79273	just another cat video
e8cc5069a1b6	6d8d641bd493	Only 90s kids will remember
c3291496ecb5	c167057ebd58	smiling is for optimists
8165598672bc	693a6abce7a3	Man or mouse? No need to decide!
b5a1c0cc3d0b	f497f1d47672	prototype soccer ball
f73a3561887f	f6cfad7bb0e1	5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
e01db65a0d4f	8667115f2e3a	take two, they are small
564133ce8cf6	6d26a988015b	engage!
533ae7c9b437	fb8549b59577	Evolution of puzzles
41a6a7f8568e	d5814b78c6b9	Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
01b95f583f6d	654bbc9c2f25	Minister! We're running out of time.
0e8b3422c416	5c2386c8cb54	Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
7c0646aaa293	53beb2829a3a	This is exactly what you think it is
ee4ff3ee92f8	ac194aab980b	This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
173ab9d1c940	ae4e0b2b2dd0	Magnificent as fuck
994af09996b5	2973df263d5c	I am a beautiful person.
d6e01dfb7a9d	0391cf5b0ed9	everyday i'm shoveling
4dc69ec83dbc	0c11f3359c47	Now we play... the most dangerous game
2a57b63101bb	1f529118806c	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
94c90772fdf5	2a2a4ca9f44b	this was in the bible
85e168842cee	4a19ad9fa9dc	Today i am a Chinese clock
e1860f906261	5fa1544cf88e	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
7d9f65252b8e	41b5ea887947	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
90fb6d62d925	7d313b4acdda	research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
c457f4425fc4	ee25a67ed5bf	Why potato why?
1c0a0eff992d	c0a9ca3690f5	bowTieght!
c8fc515f09dc	51c994821764	#GOD
e423dae58f10	a40295449b86	Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
e9f63289e6e8	caab8cbb2d01	What? It's always that color.
8dc8fd946ba8	f7742eccb7fe	the charge of the light brigade
52eee97eb432	e13751fc0bec	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
c855962a1ea3	d00a38543f3e	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
0580ab96108c	deeb1ef96574	two great tastes that go great together
d2ace3cbf0eb	45f49cc6a02e	Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
a3e79c7ef55c	6aa0c7ff2b91	cowabunga dude
e7931409ccee	770d7b505b8e	It seemed better in my head
5c001b1f4dd7	63ef1c70a2f9	they said we couldn't play god
a77c0990f647	c3d55f5ed151	Notice anything different?
908cc9f84ef1	459891d99059	unhappy in space
1e5f81fe8f0d	8f45c84f3ae6	Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
df8c801f2516	3303a3961e6c	I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
22fc57f05753	db854fb52ce3	Flat file viewing
d81d674a56ab	0c2df2e1378c	Fulfilling western ideals!
62d6a37d1032	bcf14074faa6	I guess I only have myself to blame.
1f276d55f16b	cdbed0af98ce	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
4ba8a62bfef4	cbf5916b8291	na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
2470fd37d6b6	7cdcbc7ecd2a	Weeeee!!!
86e16e9ed649	ed9b0f670049	too much right beef
ccb3c76df0ef	ee25a67ed5bf	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
03b1ae9c734c	8b7afa7a9fdb	Oy, my giblets!
6eb1244eb940	87eace265eb5	that's me!
b834c8aa5154	39b12a33e30e	There's a third bump, growing fast
c7f1186c6a71	c93db6d7d559	The moon looks weird today
49ce159e955e	cfef75512c74	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
c54d89597cdd	307bc37a8e8d	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
c272c7c12261	64b298792bbd	devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
830fe7db5a63	03fb6cbd1dd1	What could go wrong?
1254be1864d0	b4cc62c6ce6e	New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
c4179c4abbcd	bdc0a293c667	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
523147e165ce	faaeebb0aeac	look at my new dog!
e27eb8d0f70d	91254334143f	This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
18fa1a216261	fa57c6c5e546	The vlog was better than the movie
c086ec2844be	3c92d1027a14	This is exactly what you think it is
d38fe9ce3f37	26d88864907e	I never understood that part of the bibile
ee0e7c23a1be	3b92fa611436	That's too much, man!
9dde470a5c15	7b6d6ac883c8	My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
28d0c90605d2	b6e06ba22326	the Uk space agency is making britain proud
2172c6d6ed88	0c40e56c643a	I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
75241c1500d5	60e3cd8474aa	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
49c35730441f	a6ce92184aac	some men just want to watch the world burn.
58e019c61ea9	dee56203e7d9	i'm just surprised it took this long.
cdfcb781af25	80bdb547729a	Are you feeling lucky, punk?
3b9ef91f6052	672ef33f2dd2	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
8b755f76036f	fcf9829a0289	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
fc60602b37b9	0dc7b8ad992f	peeling back the pages of history
b6db63e8f40f	15efefc8c9e0	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
f4bcbd13d9b2	a6db16858cb5	This is what i had for breakfast
dc52eed964a6	9c28faff5070	He was never seen again
1d54732b6290	6e32eb14a3d7	Crocodile Pink Eye
442596d42f88	f3d0c85e8fbb	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
a7581ac1fe35	ac194aab980b	Minister! We're running out of time.
18b4e99f59e6	deeb1ef96574	Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
bf7b8442928c	596a7a13c9a6	More advantages to USB type c revealed
362065579797	03fb6cbd1dd1	clever girl.....
4e976d878b57	d51bc6db1470	worst horse ever :(
da23446c1176	667be74ed29d	I wonder if it will be friends with me
30e135e49c5b	d67cfc2d428e	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
b8cf35eb6f74	84474c28886b	sorry dad
a1a0f7c9db12	0f23d409a5bf	I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
fa55b18c1fd0	aa07e36b66ab	Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
e0795ea21edf	532134699dc7	#Hopeicanfly
e69206cbf637	459891d99059	big ben is going down.
5099c968cf56	2f5139fdda6c	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
f44e2e34ac09	dd1b125fe3c4	i do the same thing at frat parties
13f58e6e152a	80bdb547729a	i need to do my laundry more often.
a25d000f77b2	19fcaa244177	Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
955b630ef74b	fc4d271b85f6	The unforgiving war on health
989fc0f706cb	b8064eac68f8	Am I a Pokemon?
e7f0c8a21375	b08505ac7848	John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
6b2862ad9ee8	a10df00c1984	We live in a golden age!
68c232edeba7	8e3716fa7673	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
2865034fd78e	65eb48ac2a21	#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
32fe0ac74e4f	f18fe4a59c24	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
123b8a247aba	cfef75512c74	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
b02b21f80a50	b4cc62c6ce6e	well, this really puts things in perspective.
c9e203a2a028	cc5d4eaed406	Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
f05b5748caf3	a7afd23a3d39	Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
48b07efb35bb	5953ebd0cdbf	and to think this is where it all started
6a7af577ad9f	2315132d5f00	Triumph. Pure triumph.
d08ac990f2ff	8c222bf9812b	Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
fa6bfb7e28a1	0076a139094d	It's a Finger trap
bca317dcba49	faaeebb0aeac	racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
53484e141cca	2a2a4ca9f44b	is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
75a5d6d3f140	3c92d1027a14	about to die lol
8f2432c20fa3	0e51ea530e4a	The horrors of war
169b47891c21	01ab0d7dc791	dOG SHAMING
b0e3edbdebb8	6c6626ce547f	11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
9d371d1affc7	e6966f356be2	no matter where we go, its always cold
81b9c4069d18	8828788976ac	Formal on top, party on the bottom
5bd66e9a199f	b18f4833dfc9	don't worry, it's part of my plan!
98759f7879e1	c65dfa097e6d	the hills have eyes
f08b083ee49a	a3b3ee0b8579	you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
a2afd65a3d06	8875775f3e17	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
107942f1ea4f	17b43faffb0a	well, this really puts things in perspective.
043da93c9de8	39b12a33e30e	it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
d8e6dfd6d2b6	4809cdd2dbdd	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
c9c81379d040	e007f1cae5de	Today i am a Chinese clock
bbf804173c7c	433a886dc9e3	i need to do my laundry more often.
091b2aed09e4	2315132d5f00	Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
9007224ce50b	7d2bf3ff38b1	Best Christmas gift EVER!
6f4e291c554e	433787df693b	This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
4dbbe7170582	c60d80479dce	cthulu caught me slipping
855c41f0b2b0	7940779ab371	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
9e526ea23887	b0792a154b7e	#bedhead
de4489145551	8be9d991419a	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
f60fd0068f37	bc1a28e826bd	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
03277fb66cdc	f1fc62eefd88	On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
e727fb29c053	ee9bf2c78576	This is exactly what you think it is
30e1ce2a8429	600d22c38d1a	This was the most unkindest cut of all
3b0d71db9a65	2d19ca5bdcfc	The second mouse gets the cheese
74030e142333	91329e7a7b5a	we sail the ocean orange
9bb37399dd0f	fe2099a3d7da	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
0c26a4de03e3	93d885613089	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
b9978f15d222	9fc6d190dd43	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
91c31ebcb362	92cf90539aee	it was an odd place to find a stop sign
92b798866519	fbf7493522f2	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
8e2071798c96	0a383ab79273	My new tattoo
415c9bc3db7b	99db3cf3ef55	Best map projection ever
c61c59fe58c0	916445424ebc	this was my inspiration
67c463d9854c	b99cbe835d8f	Something seems to be wrong with my car
5871b195bacd	17b43faffb0a	The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
d8aca2af0c7d	77df0de596eb	So, it has come to this...
062e1828800a	ab440600fd8c	WHY WHY WHY #WHY
66cd5ebe755b	9691025fb33f	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
f2570027ffa9	2a2a4ca9f44b	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
f6318c0d546f	8828788976ac	Christ, what an asshole.
1ce703365e04	956e362d57e2	HODOR!
fffd80cb8497	7bb7044fc42b	Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
af78e2d7950c	fb464a1d5287	Bulls don't often sit like this!
a6e3aa914233	7b8dd1fa9b09	finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
583a99ed0d35	e14a6ba102f7	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
9265a03414d2	658423b6f765	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
4f36a879e1ff	de6f77a0d4dc	Only 90s kids will remember
73fbfa508b5e	a64fc3d7d8f9	How is this still a thing?
4dcd58970eb0	e21406b7151b	Roadrunner is the new transport minister
f7cb10d95ae1	6aa0c7ff2b91	Death star model 0.0.73
c91071a728b9	d6d4d7f52f8e	What could possibly go wrong™?
417fa0cd46cc	8ea51cfb3342	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
9f08ac99f83f	e2a47ca2b07f	I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
2ffb2d5e754b	75aaa988879a	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
cdf3b42cbbac	fe759fa57f81	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
313a28f0c9c6	05cd69ce5480	Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
643f528dbcae	15efefc8c9e0	Why?
c454d2d5c4a5	10c1d5425f48	aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
ecbcd6397cd5	abb28f6609a7	BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
27467f7b209d	7a7ece27802f	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
636f399785ca	aa1baf6dd6df	NICE MULTIPANTS
fb917ef0f3e2	5c2386c8cb54	Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
afd9ffcc788f	9d0371422f7c	I can take photos with my teeth!
b83d2a8f7b49	5dc49eee64b4	the charge of the light brigade
38a6f4489156	14307347e17f	obsession is a dangerous thing
5f8b75e03308	1cabd3f28345	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
9f02f77aa6a1	70cf8805e7cb	Snowman accident
b1de20822c4f	2e494a4f52d2	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
7391d5a3b971	1267373999ca	Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
88b13d7b9655	971c2d33c5fb	WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
28c0af793b17	10c1d5425f48	Man, that was the best party in my life
59aa655799e5	60e3cd8474aa	First post, be friendly
351b19334110	08dec1d33005	Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
31ae41a80726	dc933d5fbb12	>< ))*>
9bfd2b3429db	cfef75512c74	Banana invasion in progress
c295a8e2cce6	f3d0c85e8fbb	my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
7b271ca04a54	7b8dd1fa9b09	Philae lander found!
a5e19f0a5629	76ca58e573df	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
dbfb9d0e1d55	233d440514d3	The Dissolution of Parliament.
e0121db9eb8e	b6534ec9a50b	Selfie in the morning
b2f50905d5fe	d7db98e5922e	I will take that one please
ed29ada99600	9edb74dc8efa	You did what in my tuba?
1751bc481aa4	42ea4fe205c6	Copernicus: The early years
478860355778	f66a2a6dab59	The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
e8630bcd5e03	693a6abce7a3	Trees on a hill #nofilter
92fd571db149	8cb4ea46ef07	So, this happened.
aca7d9eeba14	2cd492f68159	reverse et
db7f141b66c6	09ba72e7bfe7	if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
215d69f19508	fc657d47e33e	Oh bother not again
02c5166985fe	85e0c52e34c9	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
87a348e6a948	95fd495595b4	sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
58aa0e1d97ad	43dcc12d2e75	I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
921e5f888aae	cc43b755a6f6	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
1d80cb2cb8a1	010bad314260	International relationships are getting worse
2127482f4a12	2f2d4d36df15	Wait, what does ?(??) represent again?
a719d5a34c6f	90f117ad64c6	I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
9bfbcc7cb151	2e494a4f52d2	Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
e7880cf0f930	9edb74dc8efa	Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
f2cee3d0b081	6f81b93bc3bb	It's not a good part of town
9a739a1fa43f	8d297b609761	The Captain Crunch Kraken
522c8a4c12b0	504c1be163d8	What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
1e5f2234b053	600d22c38d1a	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
feab51c5b4ad	7b6aa2e8b09b	I wonder what will this lead to...
c8e187079f53	1803157899e5	Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
789ff05f41c7	dfd96fb9b1ae	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
6b60dcb97799	15efefc8c9e0	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
19459bc5d17d	8b3785eeefb1	Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
9d64b2e575f8	48f4d47b9f93	THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
3658f0d50b01	034c85450c85	trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
b8f9f382deea	7fec1582cad0	Click to show secret text
9aa7e2ece92f	9b5fd2c79341	My new tattoo
e0b50f0caf41	7504f42b612e	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
97cdfff563bb	f68387149980	Are you feeling lucky, punk?
c1690e8dcefe	a47817c0b4cf	Oy, my giblets!
7365deb5aaa9	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
746092f7d03c	c2e86ecf6d30	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
1f3b8959da3d	75cbe8e0e9a9	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
23443ab73be4	15e0a09ec3a5	Sometimes all you can do is wait
9fa59c075c56	516a8191fb87	Not Again :(
38587db2a9b5	203c2a900acd	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
c6b7a98d6f1f	fb8549b59577	Ikea art
23c7c76ced82	db854fb52ce3	The choice is simple.
9a1dc84fce00	9dae49a80ef9	I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
89ca73fa46ae	0e686f7800f8	I don't think I really understand what this is.
183da9dd661b	b71d2b588ffa	#me #throwbackthursday
1b7a9906e8b6	1cbd4410b0c5	Bangarang Motherfuckers
6d9535a12418	2421a8b1ba8d	Perspective issues
b8e0e64c6a92	034c85450c85	Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
d0e23d66be6b	7b0fe92b43f3	I thought of it, and it happened
107cf3da40f5	458487d914c7	The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
377c52c428e2	69b7229e1b20	you know, for kids
a7ede99fe5b1	62abd7c005ee	Pants Optional
b62792240821	38fd9b4b6f5e	it makes sense if you think about it
efc346656cca	e5a90d576045	#illuminati
a5e14082d8c4	db325d089aa4	I dream of death
5cfb8ea8ea95	d231e7a59732	Only 90s kids will remember
1d8123bfca67	0910c5681d44	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
35819e803a16	5d9bac36ce2e	Copernicus: The early years
4be636b15cb1	6bf3263b04f6	Well, now this is a thing.
c904b736df60	e31b4f8d0d7d	this is not what i meant it to be
f81df0b53231	e007f1cae5de	Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
6b321658677e	5303e2f6e8b0	and suddenly, popcorn
17fa3b595a8b	60e3cd8474aa	Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
e1dfeb8cd414	a3b3ee0b8579	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
54d0af115ac8	86c82db4ddfb	Moses lied to me.
841c17f0bd6b	7940779ab371	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
8ad2653e32c4	ec4763c88de8	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
7e7881d94404	e2a47ca2b07f	damn tree!
b12b1f44785f	6a2fc065cbc9	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
9e6273b2838b	cd4373c68bb4	When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
7e699d79d5c7	9efbe2a4fa5e	the hills have eyes
0ea2fb6eb4cf	a7c209257ad1	the charge of the light brigade
6b2d46c4c127	697d23440cbb	My tastes are very... singular
6c0f5ea1808f	f5a037a62bda	Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
ddf28ae6656c	cd301178819e	Do you feline lucky, punk?
af32add383a1	80e67cc1e381	Oh god is it still following me?
7c1ac2ebfca5	2d19ca5bdcfc	run little ghost, run!
a39e5e47cb46	a35888fb02ef	Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
e43672237876	1d7aa54dff6e	paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
833516b49340	abb28f6609a7	Look at my dollar coin
2f65422d02c2	6c6706cf5ef0	Press 'continue' to abort.
1b40648ff5e2	b6e06ba22326	Cant explain that
b1e97ae5288e	004a83c9eb34	Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
3c8ea2fa2788	2ae0fbc732d2	My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
174bdba5a386	abc9fb61aace	#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
e1a5209506ff	4c487298214a	using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
031d5b634d1a	33ace19cf756	Hoverboard to full power!
c15057d9be5b	58377b6190af	i've never felt so alone.
b821e065ed4e	15efefc8c9e0	Christ, what an asshole.
798fa1b293d4	4bc89e682a3b	#DANGERZONE
b2a2c2caccd5	69b7229e1b20	So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
ca5c5880b842	2a328c6a26db	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
87cddb56f3b3	09ca4e467013	You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
88ff90aa5692	7a7a9690aef1	like my new haircut?
5435e54c494b	21305beb7f51	welcome to the space jam
75e77f5fbedc	d685eca93f95	First day of school.
7fb0359a074e	3ea8cd3dbdbc	Got your nose!
2b2b443b0e25	1bd3e7350353	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
a057c4c4a356	bb8cf07016d9	Oh God! It's happening again!
06b207dbf276	955d92065020	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
04f90cc0d71d	5c073ef1eda0	Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
821ffaa85a04	d9cedc408390	I guess I only have myself to blame.
2eafb80f217d	c64588150a88	The time has come.
d4e65e14b829	e2575fd89a89	???????????!
06df3eead528	fd4bab0c30e3	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
d26468093be5	95ccd6364248	Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
355389dcbc3b	1567b779f433	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
5384316f4373	876aa26fd603	#me #throwbackthursday
01085fb896bb	9dae49a80ef9	best republican caucus ever!
876092bbfaa3	cd9fbf5c1333	Are you feeling lucky, punk?
794461b85b94	b10305bc0eec	OMG Becky look at her butt
36ac70a581e3	2e494a4f52d2	is the eject button meant to do this?
c4a711a5fb5b	5f814d6725df	Flat file viewing
1f509f875531	516a8191fb87	Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
f7e10d42f2e4	c7a09429221a	just look at that motherfucking satellite
69ff0f8213d7	a06de52211f2	father & daughter re-unite!
0be259b30a70	bfbd316a9bfb	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
32d9b6073cb9	721fde3c43af	Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
63d3568ca641	53beb2829a3a	This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
bbaf62a3b56d	a06de52211f2	is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
608c5204164e	f5a037a62bda	Do I look like a penguin?
0d51b842c85d	c5fb86da0605	Fulfilling western ideals!
0b3745cb7799	6bf3263b04f6	The vlog was better than the movie
837f81798290	1426712a965d	Black box recorder
85c0e762cf69	e00e6d223a7b	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
1a7a5340516e	08602e138c05	Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
c871d8b080ce	c9671f8f1811	First time posting, please be nice
48e4d484efb9	662ebe08720b	My hobby: photography
ec0186adf722	f7bfe79b4c39	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
eaa714f8d9c7	f50a1ae13dc0	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
d821f6069bbf	abaa739cc985	THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
caced218d04d	e9ba3f8476e1	AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
e49143799683	5303e2f6e8b0	Perspective issues
27f10b78be13	0e686f7800f8	11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
19d54cdb4fb1	a9181c1b6475	OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
07ee17108376	b05fcc9a98a0	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
e8b21c30be6d	c68ff99e7840	Robots in much better disguise
45c5c8e46cf4	9d0371422f7c	Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
cf6a8c7daae7	8a5f2942c127	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
9ae9268e467b	476b36f9191a	Oh no! Not again.
9912a35f0658	532134699dc7	Is this real life?
95afd905c761	67264fd2e8f8	I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
36abc9bc0ac2	dccd8efcd65f	Best. Funeral. Ever.
4db45141c4cd	e53c20bb80db	This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
18020c9e0588	b3b3c866ccae	How did the mars rover get here?
16ab671d66fb	a7c35dac0e8e	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
f371f7b176ad	2421a8b1ba8d	Best Christmas gift EVER!
2f20c8e2c6db	3edb0cf4af16	I've discovered a new clean-power source
64209d86b00c	32e8f09bd75f	CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
d62a08aa72cf	8ae3f2cc6623	New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
782eee45db8e	abb28f6609a7	I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
13e99bbc5bce	43d00c2c1ed8	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
72e424a874a2	e2c498d26ea4	if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
7d0deaa1eb94	2315132d5f00	My new cat is awesome
5c8bdd3da0c0	7bb7044fc42b	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
71ba05e34aac	dc933d5fbb12	this didn't last long.
9a9cd51e1a04	2e494a4f52d2	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
d0502fe6c3ee	23cfbbe7394a	I'd tap that
ee76d915bb27	721fde3c43af	I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
47c31eaa7abd	a6ce92184aac	Me llamo t-bone
194ab96a3bc6	bad7fe536469	We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
461cafc842dd	a1e903569e23	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
3bfc9af8330f	bc52e95506cb	Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
7a98639a0664	6f396a0a1b7c	wake up sheeple!
e1c3d0dfd949	fdbeef420f73	That is one dapper bird.
f00e7db9edcc	49cdeb92ecf6	Magnified 10,000 times
56615e753362	0e686f7800f8	#this_is_sparta
d01aa717b917	9421c7ae1143	Worst pokemon ever
27bc194422df	8c99087ee6e8	The infamous Snow-muon.
00bc8cd7afbb	fe2ac1816284	This is a good idea
9a1e13f6eb07	459891d99059	now you're hungry too.
1c0a4b4c7eba	12b5d78f7ccc	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
8aa57e5c6415	6e36bdd423d3	#saturday #memories #beautiful
8600d304320a	233d440514d3	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
ee6c6144c0a6	9fc6d190dd43	Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
8eefeef58a35	95fe2f2cd9ce	Visual representation of Dubstep
f2c3901a9a54	cfef75512c74	I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
3534984588dc	0261a1a6ad74	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
91c80e7938f2	fe4cc0126964	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
e0fef804672a	1bc70a101a8f	i don't remember this scene form star wars
f86f8e3a0412	c3d55f5ed151	This photo mooves me
3777694350f4	25b75c37596e	they said be careful, we said yolo
38e36c97f044	3a2ca3201f60	Just another day in paradise
6dbd5253826b	d7b2b76fdd04	Legal Issues
e03375f3d265	a35b6aebbff6	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
533f74a8ca27	50fac12bd542	#bornthisway
4d97ca8faeca	cfe77b4de161	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
fc247b520876	fb8549b59577	#lifehacks
1d8f2f96b767	c74e3568fa88	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
3d5fec624de5	7cf8b1287075	doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
684741121a08	d1432b2e1c65	there is none of this left in the men's room #help
2b1b5d2cfa15	8a411fa0e03e	caught the sunset tonight at midday
94f730a18850	a831919d153e	Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
bddafbdd07d6	400910c90e8c	dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
8f446c46f447	fd4bab0c30e3	ack
4770a7f30f7b	f44c64ac7e20	#Toobigtofall
7acbdb9f6e46	2b3aa1de764d	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
56d4e2b34f20	307bc37a8e8d	Where are the three sea shells?
d4179b939da4	55030b54a312	Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
34fdaa67f548	7674ce347621	the hills have eyes
505bb0d1f2b1	de799a1455af	When everything looks like a hammer
0fb3c7cec89b	6b39dc0f0c25	Best Christmas gift EVER!
5fb9f68bb986	cd301178819e	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
c539ef8f6a28	4c487298214a	The best brick joke possible.
34f010193e5e	532134699dc7	BANANANANANANANANANA
ea0dc4594480	35359ce4d9b7	A job so boring a bird could do it
baccaab46bbe	fe4cc0126964	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
f8e94f5b22bc	4e353bcbacd9	The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
de43b0c68bae	b18f4833dfc9	Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
61beb6897276	30d33648a505	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
43ec5b64f665	9f252e164423	I wonder if it will be friends with me
ba598f7d820a	c4f5f2de60d6	Got your nose!
d71c0e0312ff	f8824581cf4a	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
ebbf484217d8	a43875abf9bb	A window into my soul
47f40ece00de	da6fb833bded	sarlac ball-pit!!!
3e3d4aadb079	6d8d641bd493	Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
2a49e29bd0da	f62686bfeff5	Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
19e062947c96	7b8dd1fa9b09	why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
f1ef11041ca4	95f65c82c805	Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
8eb93fe8eac6	3a6f54c637ca	The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
81becb71071e	693a6abce7a3	Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
7a95d6bf87bb	f67296fb4000	photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
85f170ae2d7b	8ae3f2cc6623	He did say it was edible
f56333a96c8b	7e75cda41f5e	????????
95c12d528701	d67cfc2d428e	Is this room 101?
0762c94a9aa2	eea655ca5250	Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
25f6384b1b44	e458fc235e27	look at my new dog!
280e69aa1be5	46c750488fc5	Do I look like a penguin?
598b4751d04b	58377b6190af	My new tattoo
03f7c5cfccc5	c942b75bbc37	#nomakeup #justnatural
667b34e5c75a	4560876c8f49	Bulls don't often sit like this!
6fa2949851e7	15a2c88b1123	just playing with my pet
c7bcd4065de0	23cfbbe7394a	For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
6eed17dc627c	f1bda684c6fd	Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
51d5916dc673	3b080aaa33db	#bornthisway
490c95cbc9af	ba7d1a9cef0f	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
46d804d0f544	ff1dbf4d409c	Every day my damn cat makes this face
a429dbead99d	fbecf00ae97f	this was my inspiration
830e4f2310fa	1d7aa54dff6e	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
9e80b6141294	2421a8b1ba8d	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
26791316469f	ca2a6c7e9f86	This is why we can't have good things
a4265b1ad7be	4612ca3ea03f	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
e3b7ebaf420a	e5a90d576045	best republican caucus ever!
e863b8828fa4	66f04b48ba96	London
f548fe9f97de	2f5139fdda6c	Daylight spending time!
fed297022a5a	23cfbbe7394a	Exes, am I right?
58b3048e66bb	b70795dcf356	My new tattoo
47ab03809253	ea6f236f0ccd	I knew there would be side effects
3bd659104a60	eff340fac308	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
fa90d29fd746	85e0c52e34c9	Sorry for the potato quality.
f5029bb13205	ee41f567e733	leapfrog, anyone?
d160d31f0141	ed5863c1845c	Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
ef9433324b43	ac194aab980b	This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
2e4f9b68279d	e7e1910c416d	too much lens flare?
5d3a1307f634	b62182579a00	Made in god's own image, yessiree!
45213f1109b4	7bb7044fc42b	#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
c2ed0f8d9efe	c5fb86da0605	I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
d2e3ba27a5f7	695a1d42378b	The Zebra was lying down
5d06d12895fd	d5814b78c6b9	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
98b9c1e948b9	8cb4ea46ef07	funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
b8f2bd876e7b	5bc8196cb57d	i pushed this. was that bad?
e4257ffd84b0	7504f42b612e	#this_is_sparta
2e5d7d7be43a	91254334143f	i pushed this. was that bad?
ce444d8ac60c	91f653eed3b1	watch me become the next favorite kardashian
80d3cc453322	4abb8ffdf883	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
8d137e60135b	d8a647f2826e	My gout's acting up again
62bf0e4c71d2	141cb16a24f1	My boyfriend finally proposed!
8a9ad0cf0982	2a34b702697e	hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
a556b79b8b74	0767fc7121e1	Ow.
c2920fda0309	6070e177a059	mYTH BUSTED!
ced82dfef170	9c039349b0b2	devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
6dee75759cac	17b43faffb0a	Optimus prime was having a bad day.
59a1db4e1d94	6d1126291656	about to die lol
1d66659dcd2a	8cb4ea46ef07	Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
da608f308bf0	e2a47ca2b07f	devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
ee5eb07cc820	fb8d3117d3a3	my new toaster has some strange attachments
b6c062203e4d	ff9e2c0e72d3	Need a Haircut
d09ece299c6d	6c6706cf5ef0	An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
ad207529b3fe	a0289b27dd5a	Dude, where's my car?
575373a1a8f2	514a5ae66033	[user was banned for this text]
313dc640edf8	efb683138c9e	I lost my tooth
637a3a8c7a51	10c1d5425f48	my new toaster has some strange attachments
821cf112bea2	39b12a33e30e	take two, they are small
3dff20d69d10	65b7f500c5ee	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
68fb977498cd	6070e177a059	hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
5487e727f796	f980a41a738b	If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
a62586addb07	108d22076845	We didn't start the fire
7e57a926159f	936182a971c1	That was when things started to get a little weird.
ec0dc6f631a2	7f08d55f0410	OH MY GOD A HORSE
9b58de957ea1	7bb7044fc42b	ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
f7af0dc741c9	6862c211107c	The secret to infinite storage space
440c2925c610	7cdcbc7ecd2a	I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
bd8c03b5368a	473540e8a24b	#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
cb8f393635f2	b4cc62c6ce6e	my new toaster has some strange attachments
bec05b005db2	86ea721314f1	What? It's always that color.
6e8de425c5ff	aebe9172c89c	That's too much, man!
ffdcf93c9646	1fb6d104fc4e	Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
ad32092ebd24	676c098de756	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
58785cda90aa	e31b4f8d0d7d	#giganticflower #headshot
fd2ca1bc25e0	07a2950a48cb	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
4e7dd34c39eb	a10df00c1984	He did say it was edible
69bcd5cc2a23	074bdfdee612	This will make sense if you look at it upside down
4ef91a90669b	32f92e302f64	leapfrog, anyone?
5e384988fce1	a10df00c1984	This apple got a face on it dog
6515c42ba845	fe08a6dbda4b	Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
4a35f39ba3cc	b3fd15c6ef49	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
6d3165ffa81a	f1c486c6819b	Not as healthy as it looks
7a29ab5f6e10	6dd99ea7d04d	This was the most unkindest cut of all
1ae516cedb1c	a35888fb02ef	I forgot to turn the tap off lol
d22aad8874b4	fd8dedb9f32c	welcome to the space jam
36100a04265d	1e66c6c9afad	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
77e4b71019a7	38113e395336	I never understood that part of the bibile
12569ea12880	8448a3c83b1f	Antimater Universe wants a hug.
2fc8cad7c5c2	8cf0aae237b9	Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
f0288c7f5dcc	11a4256440cd	Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
64bcdcf310a9	4e353bcbacd9	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
441ca87b8a5e	abb28f6609a7	I fought the law. They won
fe178eee3efd	e23564e985fc	Well, now this is a thing.
112859118636	88ab0a21a404	I'm not even mad. that's amazing
4ebf2c09abde	1c680e66e465	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
07484131ae8f	fa57c6c5e546	Spring has sprang
ad8d1745885c	476b36f9191a	AUUUGH
f637b2d8579c	5781eb2a46fc	at times like this i ask, "why me?"
49ac1fc9b553	803e1598b672	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
15775b92d5fb	47e972de2a8e	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
9c72e6a19159	1cbd4410b0c5	This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
819f1a47ec74	be3c62aac59a	so, scientology...
0294ffef94b3	6d1126291656	Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
01194a74779b	2315132d5f00	Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
1ff4ceb04413	e75894d5db4c	Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
c4ca84ebf545	ea6f236f0ccd	I don't think that's supposed to go there...
365acd4bc511	cdbed0af98ce	I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
eea3686773aa	b70795dcf356	Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
0fa401837040	e9ba3f8476e1	kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
b705a6402f15	2820d2999a90	today's to do list
7f0a00d9bb5d	5c2386c8cb54	PostPostModern art
97cca2792266	550f7a04f1e7	Making a selfie.
4f6275b312a0	f8e98228a24a	Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
1b2d95c42726	b2f6ac624a6b	The HORROR!
6b8653e9e367	4aedaf16c9ab	This apple got a face on it dog
8cdc19290c7e	99505450db33	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
b2dae61822ae	05b4175d28e1	i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
a8780c55deb6	fa8b635e4a8a	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
f088b0f20fd1	7511330a7a53	New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
10a89732a25b	949337c3cedf	My gout's acting up again
8c07834a1475	f87d4312d151	such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
1abe050b936c	f1bda684c6fd	This is what i had for breakfast
8b7efadc0aa8	608af5dbbf7e	#me #throwbackthursday
ccf15649ea66	4a19ad9fa9dc	Do you care to #engage with this #content
a5dda49bc1fe	77e76741b491	Well, now this is a thing.
9c756309b984	117cd0ce46cd	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
9ff8b61da155	b05fcc9a98a0	Finally here!
a40b318a145b	e1d5b224cad6	#saturday #memories #beautiful
c812259966bb	1f47ae8020e4	Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
e0997c51c2f5	98fc754ed92b	how do I take photos with this?
7bd84c33e59f	abb28f6609a7	The birds found the hobbit hole
1aeeb050435d	4b8b14997691	In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
8dd42be2a0d3	57fa867685bd	#sudowoodoproblems
65f14f90dab2	6e32eb14a3d7	toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
872e9b9b1b8a	858b90c571a8	Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
558c04655c32	c0a9ca3690f5	#livefeed #colonoscopy
66968256f937	d8a647f2826e	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
375be1b42311	71f523b045e9	Dude, I can totally catch this!
96c30c996672	42e5ebc4c98f	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
1406c5d744bb	fb464a1d5287	Banana invasion in progress
c55b6e91eadf	ac998b22b4d4	This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
c82c630f5526	f8824581cf4a	about to die lol
ea428c88247e	36d65e9490e4	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
07966e9a2110	f38be88b9cec	help wanted. inquire within.
3521f5b4db2d	99e1d025d47e	Optimus prime was having a bad day.
06714973cb30	43d261c352ba	I've made a huge mistake
f7975dbf9d70	e715dc9ea337	You'll never guess what happens next...
3980ff95bdf9	0e035895ea44	Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
270848064bed	f87d4312d151	Car tiddlywinks proves success
19466da18cdb	8b3785eeefb1	We've got a problem
789d524b5be2	5f6adc17052d	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
e8d644aa9b23	e3da37483dfa	Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
e4ccd34c1b82	6bcdc631d4fd	amazons newest delivery method
be3ce13f00c1	58377b6190af	I've been robbed!
a4979c9ac57c	a75a2c284bd1	#fallingfromorbit
041bcd1b4918	fd8dedb9f32c	smiling is for optimists
32283ccc1f36	e03721358827	SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
56c937b970c1	fd8dedb9f32c	Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
75980c075e52	7d313b4acdda	Maths are hard
e9ada7f26cd3	be3c62aac59a	Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
5d8f267431b8	441935095878	This apple got a face on it dog
dd5331d0dab3	e13751fc0bec	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
96cc44d618e2	b118618d0e13	why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
f1624506f90c	e373058e9e90	That was one hell of a party last night.
1dac3ff1a576	99e1d025d47e	we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
ae259f187b77	18450393f614	this didn't last long.
ee59eb4a9ca0	2315132d5f00	it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
4643d4ac5c0e	e4b5a6e9ab00	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
e6790bfa8246	235c48ded7eb	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
5a92d7d10d34	47e690ee87ec	I think i lost my dorsal fin
e8160fb7a54d	d67cfc2d428e	MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
157b26a7e974	cf3e1579e183	Me, before the topical ointment
917db1a64f6b	448690ac946c	Best Halloween costume yet!
d423ccdf8d92	c167057ebd58	So long and thanks for all the fish!
9e4519970499	3a6f54c637ca	wake up sheeple!
d0ba217898ad	c94be1669167	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
39ba7719725a	8be9d991419a	Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
4016c84a899d	a96ef02038be	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
f706cf1162d5	8c99087ee6e8	this was my inspiration
ed6fd4442e5a	8567700315bf	what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
3d00bc9ec56e	2af368c1d634	Triumph. Pure triumph.
25487bcc59de	5303e2f6e8b0	#nomakeup #justnatural
d3845f03ed72	8f45c84f3ae6	Apparently it's a thing now...
0a64d0fe789e	27237f493c5e	Does this look like pink eye to you?
65d1f2690beb	c7ddbe04ef3f	i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
66fb2dd87773	77e76741b491	Somewhere, this exists.
64ed548dd93a	31ddd9945040	I think we deserved it.
90589aaf404d	ca904c329d45	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
4ec4cba580bd	e31b4f8d0d7d	it all fits together, guys!
02112bed9ded	62abd7c005ee	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
b9619dfb8d7e	532134699dc7	Made in god's own image, yessiree!
5f8730c68553	6d1126291656	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
3a9b366bb667	219174de0d49	If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
56c94056743e	7504f42b612e	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
408961a8246b	99505450db33	Woops, miscounted. sorry.
bf8b4b682888	94f7800beff8	The Captain Crunch Kraken
751898300749	141cb16a24f1	i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
2df0be320953	45dfc555391a	Oh, Canada...
645c36bdb2c2	6084d3330277	at times like this i ask, "why me?"
f4ed2be7146d	4d3a122951ac	Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
a7bbd82a0826	e4b5a6e9ab00	I hope he's not hungry
5e3df1f578da	ff1dbf4d409c	You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
71a8efe7d3c7	a0a0157f5ab6	Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
3c35ae595c90	fa57c6c5e546	MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
4681e2e32ee4	6b98bacc2865	Houston, we are the problem
8b7ee865e8ad	34474eb09cf6	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
017539582ee2	87e7cfea2ca9	product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
7e9633675609	75aaa988879a	Day 12: it's going well I think
79b6dd34ea1b	e505e75cb74d	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
00d48b8ec2f3	1e6b2657824a	Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
cc202f8c8e9f	6760413f7855	I just bought this
9e35924ccfc6	217002028a86	kang, do i look good in this?
436c4ea04353	17915eae60bc	I welcome our event-driven overlords
0899f798b69b	cfc472da0f92	We can't do it, the moon is in the way
b1ca534cc6dc	c2e86ecf6d30	I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
b489a375c539	233d440514d3	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
78da6ac9a90c	540c0d9dc845	best republican caucus ever!
ea82402b11da	3b3a000a7699	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
e714b49f01b8	2ae0fbc732d2	Oh, that's where I left them!
5f357042fbaf	5355f5833b39	tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
89ed70ccdfb6	cf3e1579e183	My nose will grow now.
693bd001ba9a	5a0d3960a7e0	Mmm, Spider cake!
19384223357d	de799a1455af	I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
af87f4f52b91	a365c1b18c02	OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
15169d63b5b8	789c215895a2	I 'M out of the acorn
8b5445dd27c8	5ae0e5171604	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
8209fac2532a	5a1a21983f7b	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
7f62b2a5f48b	42e5ebc4c98f	Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
f8e0126f862d	349b0980aa85	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
034f0eb35adc	96ff894f1851	#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
742da2e4e06f	80e67cc1e381	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
2b2b36f3a185	3303a3961e6c	All things considered, it turned out nice again
93adf6aa8fc0	901ddbb780e1	Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
9e2acb5688f7	b1c0d705a617	When you get a perfect score on your test
af6c12db12f4	2a2a4ca9f44b	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
7beec84c40b0	0493d1b974f2	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
d7447da57359	47e972de2a8e	Wait ... what? I don't even...
87110755a8a7	56b0dc2c4a9a	FUCK NOT AGAIN
7f2ef17d2559	47e690ee87ec	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
352d99195bde	753f599dcdb6	No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
902906139717	982a0d553758	look at my new dog!
03d94c3f2f7f	265815e5ba7e	does my ass look big in this?
c2a75347365f	d67cfc2d428e	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
981559e4d99b	b467c4b866c7	MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
b54d0a16f00e	3ea8cd3dbdbc	Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
917f68fc7e44	8becb8a785f9	Something seems to be wrong with my car
3931fada208e	9c039349b0b2	about to die lol
3b3d1feb14ec	11e39871b180	??????????!
1b3d6a55f5df	70a5f4a8bc72	leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
b5c824d2309a	382b161233d2	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
1211139481d2	c7a09429221a	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
ba5d8d773893	e0ce298f4750	horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
b7bcb2bbd953	11bc9baaa1c6	#illuminati
680e2d7a87da	10c1d5425f48	4 8 15 16 23 42
75452be398c6	f3d0c85e8fbb	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
32f52a38ee29	c3d55f5ed151	My tastes are very... singular
a2becd3c86f4	deeb1ef96574	Sun deflation: optimal
a55641de6f91	257d8b02f16c	caught the sunset tonight at midday
656be1e50af9	68338c348065	DuckDuckGoes!
6eb8e4f97d92	83aee66830ba	Where did THAT come from?
68a44ab522f8	5a1a21983f7b	The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
70503ca153a5	b467c4b866c7	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
94595ba96961	b3b3c866ccae	Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
27c04145ae8f	400910c90e8c	Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
c076d1830f5f	2b691935cd30	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
27024dae7e2b	03ecd637642e	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
9a81da7771c1	e9b071fe7286	about to die lol
ab4df3d50ab3	156e72ad3027	only 90s kids will get this!
ce1df3639a26	df4dba675ed1	Come on party people, put your hands together
388551d63aba	06136ad8d86e	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
20de305f50b0	e8e1e8bab718	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
b2eccde32085	b3e92f1b2488	My new tattoo
8fb5ca3a28d1	2cd492f68159	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
44a06e3da98c	ddf013875fd0	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
728ce626a86e	1f47ae8020e4	I'm a Real Boy!
23486c65b811	aaf475e12180	Bazookateer crossing
65997e093103	e7e70d2797bd	"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
95759b8f7c57	9c28faff5070	WARRRBLGARBL
d5f024412c54	56d834294ad3	The birds found the hobbit hole
25e49a25939d	0a75b50367a0	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
3a8645fa08e3	b15624b39699	Visual representation of Dubstep
b67bbbcd7ffb	7773dc0863cc	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
56f5699ce359	fe759fa57f81	That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
cff8639a089d	2567c75f8965	Why do dogs like this?
3bb4f00b6170	ea6f236f0ccd	Universe man, Universe man...
71548f68b497	2e1b33b78b7a	Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
421438d780ee	87eace265eb5	i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
7a53e2e826a0	773f3a322414	Does anyone know why it is doing this?
6d2d4b20e0ce	d51bc6db1470	"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
ed18e9efd0e9	2445b7adb800	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
8cc3d16bf1f7	2d04208ae09a	A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
824da65e7d71	c0f332e9575e	#Donthate #Truelove
089e73dd7794	cfef75512c74	Larry asked me to be his wingman
9d66379ff3d3	41d36de15fa7	#HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
59a16df1fe76	3ea8cd3dbdbc	Moses lied to me.
29581df09d86	15a2c88b1123	CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
c2d845509257	97e64148995c	I like this picture
836c8d7839ea	971c2d33c5fb	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
13721b0d537e	0a75b50367a0	We can't do it, the moon is in the way
a32ddb5f9219	433a886dc9e3	*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
bf747c7e102f	03fabcf11842	Every day my damn cat makes this face
da6fcc96d8d6	cb5fb4df9d19	Zeus takes his revenge
c0516ec26d42	bf39b2f7c458	The weight of life in a starry landscape
203257432512	c7ec57f483cd	this one's over 15 kt bitches!
797e9bcc378a	cea86fee7249	run little ghost, run!
d0843b0b6123	c5cbaa46f3b2	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
051511f51545	62e698929a98	Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
53d7d3256a76	1e66c6c9afad	What? It's always that color.
87ef2ce9d364	d6d0b07c5fd3	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
0160e0a7fb07	667be74ed29d	Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
f4a96396ec8e	ccd5e870e9f9	Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
4de707329608	60953d13b062	for science!
882cd9679c12	09ba72e7bfe7	SPAAAAAAAAcE
3dabe06f4f75	8becb8a785f9	Bay-bae lolz
31edd06c6360	11aec29cb014	Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
6c9c13376d0f	4a05b122a05d	Rock, paper, FACE
df37cd4ec5f1	02eab95bdf15	wake up sheeple!
559996eb06fb	6dd99ea7d04d	I think this is the wrong python script
8afbc8ca3342	fc4d271b85f6	Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
9d1457139b6a	212085ad2af5	I found a three fingered kitten!
db54e756d13f	b89e4a15a0b5	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
29e71cf5a109	cd301178819e	I say: nuts to that!
7d444c63cccd	cbdb20db7e17	Universe man, Universe man...
e972372f105d	faaeebb0aeac	Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
0ccb5f4f6287	1ee44ab3e6c1	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
c1d29c205a9f	925d908fb0ab	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
5e42e5e8d02d	cbce6837dea2	What has science done?!
6a814e48d796	141cb16a24f1	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
2c79162f01f0	2e494a4f52d2	dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
b8f56e53332b	66f04b48ba96	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
d75c22277bc5	4b8b14997691	wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
177369d143d2	4809cdd2dbdd	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
c8abcecc4edc	d4cfbd15408b	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
a3e316de2409	e505e75cb74d	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
ffcc1be509fc	759c29448e36	New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
693a7c11fa43	70cf8805e7cb	More advantages to USB type c revealed
30c81ade645f	e657f79cb201	No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
abe15896ae5c	2a9299a8355e	I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
535567349aed	e007f1cae5de	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
99ce42a2392a	516a8191fb87	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
8baed0e2edfd	86ea721314f1	the event horizon returned
b74aa6c5177a	ee9bf2c78576	Fnnnaarrrrr!
f738f635e9d5	0391cf5b0ed9	Why did it have to end this Way?
d46b37adc53b	b6e06ba22326	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
05fb58d0c954	65fb81dd914f	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
dee1ad81b13a	1e65f320ff20	Perspective issues
ee39501f9a46	d7bef8511cc1	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
81063f389b52	7c18e3db8a64	If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
02ec62c10e61	dcb43a4fed87	two great tastes that go great together
0516c87fc1f4	fdbeef420f73	Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
a708d309d0be	8a5f2942c127	Made in god's own image, yessiree!
c147c4d5f2b0	a1e903569e23	worst horse ever :(
23d65e16e71f	f50a1ae13dc0	My new tattoo
484fd1b9519e	daa6cb4c0e97	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
fa1dc0489df5	608af5dbbf7e	[Metal Gear sound effect]
c63c403ecacf	b3fd15c6ef49	Yeah... never gonna happen
d7dbbeff8241	8ce440504a07	The birds found the hobbit hole
d12348f5148b	dfd96fb9b1ae	Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
dcbe97712df6	3ea8cd3dbdbc	Guess that "sun" was really important after all
56bf7a1402aa	99db3cf3ef55	Belgium
c8e6971aff48	662ebe08720b	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
b5bd2ccedee8	abaa739cc985	pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
871578e8d696	03fabcf11842	WARRRBLGARBL
daa24068c796	f1bda684c6fd	The secret to infinite storage space
1d40c10342a9	0a383ab79273	moo!
07675fc06649	67264fd2e8f8	Magnified 10,000 times
3e5222a6f18b	991f9cbfe479	conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
ace09a5c68c9	b118618d0e13	we have the technology.
47b070d63fba	60e3cd8474aa	#twinsies
fc9094e9c813	75aaa988879a	amazons newest delivery method
85e820121880	d9cedc408390	Wow. Just, Wow.
739ffd2c263f	12b5d78f7ccc	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
02530bdc53ae	92cf90539aee	help wanted. inquire within.
65b5a9ed1bed	97c1e78b7180	bURMA sHAVE!
2a115923b9b7	99505450db33	Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
724c06bcb899	57d64c44c572	hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
524532baa4f5	1c680e66e465	Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
00a6742b374a	721fde3c43af	Monday mornings
9027447ab652	0a383ab79273	Damn, two o'clock already?
59f7aa29851a	2d72a7e51416	Bangarang Motherfuckers
0bbd9a042597	37a8043efdb0	Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
58a3d871fc78	c65dfa097e6d	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
b427e13ebbc6	e6966f356be2	International relationships are getting worse
a06be8f2fa8f	a7e15e99cca4	I think I need new glasses.
52a58deab893	8de2ad52ab4e	OH MY GOD A HORSE
f4fbe3060c2e	7cdcbc7ecd2a	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
626f75a8f00d	c7af1d2b4e42	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
1a67bfabbce4	63ef1c70a2f9	This needs a motivational text
8fab484f65f1	85abfaba36b5	Only 90s kids will remember
20190984eb1b	37a8043efdb0	Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
47b546ea588b	87355b37d71c	i invented a thing
231d1429f670	0ce482708602	This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
f591794c7a6b	9aa21d262360	The horrors of war
d8d3a966b4b4	c9127c2f2088	Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
48907775505a	7e75cda41f5e	is this just a fantasy?
ae18f00a59a0	172a82f9c431	These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
39bd87bef14f	ff9e2c0e72d3	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
9eee9be05395	1bd3e7350353	for science!
0314ea2bd6b5	9eda477bce11	#livefeed #colonoscopy
314a5195014a	3a6f54c637ca	ever get the feeling you're being watched?
2904e9bdbae6	d1432b2e1c65	The French space program
f2d57a159a5a	b89e4a15a0b5	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
95417792f35d	ec4763c88de8	Field Trip!
86d27548fc27	508faf3984a3	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
c1c5d5c7ba20	e75894d5db4c	That was when things started to get a little weird.
f41f84f48b3c	0fa0068fb260	If you're brave enough...
5b423c309c1b	0eb151241b5b	Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
114227025b5b	4ddd8d864ed6	my time machine isn't working again! D:
e93693b4d2aa	32aed7da2c9f	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
75686650f1e5	934f1f0453ba	#imnotracistbut
616118f3d67b	160d21c59873	someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
c0a4aef88c46	7504f42b612e	Come on party people, put your hands together
c56de773a2e4	65d1d06460bd	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
cd1f1ebe72fd	17b43faffb0a	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
4006b33c889f	69b7229e1b20	Dude, where's my car?
fa87dd64f0f9	af341cf74c70	The cat brought in another bird.
23f52deb30b4	93d885613089	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
264a25c35e53	6d8d641bd493	emergency butter delivery
c680bcfed450	dda187c532d4	Crocodile Pink Eye
f4abd5c4f1fe	79463e5aed81	Magnified 10,000 times
76f98cbe16a1	f50a1ae13dc0	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
f835c805a7ed	654bbc9c2f25	Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
7b0fad56df99	45a85e1c6500	My new tattoo
50194979e62b	f8e98228a24a	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
0c50eea236ef	010bad314260	ha ha ha... no.
c9473f3327a4	0a1fdbb68c6e	#nomakeup #natural
1df710d63abb	416a214c5e51	The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
030b624b7d26	6d4374896e8a	Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
9776fbd9d6c7	1ee44ab3e6c1	Job interview today.
d133f059d422	ae39eec23e68	Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
4bd40620f621	2820d2999a90	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
9c6d27625435	32f92e302f64	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
3f9da8ff852b	32f92e302f64	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
acd28d0cab41	dfc441e614d6	Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
3485b625a96c	441935095878	This is exactly what you think it is
576bf9a5f837	3b080aaa33db	#livefeed #colonoscopy
52f07afc0c23	68a9726a825d	Oy, my giblets!
b7a7cb069563	fdbeef420f73	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
3ac6e5f97907	7a7ece27802f	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
7ad209cf7185	84474c28886b	OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
b6838b72cb5c	b05fcc9a98a0	#hashtag
081ed1620b89	4fb22a860334	I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
bb88d1e0e3ac	a831919d153e	The choice is simple.
f1736479bb91	54b19f7c4f03	get your ass to mars
12060de35c17	9c28faff5070	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
ef9029299468	5dc49eee64b4	I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
b848ed27f498	6a3486e865d8	How is this still a thing?
105932f42848	e21406b7151b	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
3f7df957b1f9	17fdb7a041f3	#lifehacks
b35e346116f2	087ddead8506	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
56d2d3835e4f	ccd5e870e9f9	i broke it
c36b37e1b922	d9823cee8ea4	we have the technology.
b0d7f43c42a3	2e1b33b78b7a	First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
ebe79a65bce9	a4b7d17b5662	Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
7258e5a5cec6	d29fb45617bd	school's out!
2e3946bb02d8	489db01a89eb	Well, this is a puzzling development.
7ab41afc412f	05b4175d28e1	share and enjoy
35f4a6765c92	3edb0cf4af16	Look out!
2d2fb9a71271	a43875abf9bb	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
a0266f9500d1	540c0d9dc845	It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
4e4663ceacf8	c165f253d31c	my new toaster has some strange attachments
e790c92d6127	7806ec34850c	The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
6fc5c870eca0	42ea4fe205c6	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
976a7bd1e2b3	bd4d9857877f	Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
2321c85c5271	cd301178819e	???? USA! USA! USA! ????
90cf59f95ebc	4ddd8d864ed6	This is exactly what you think it is
bc84f1c43bf0	c3629da07d92	Bulls don't often sit like this!
2b102ace951e	fd4bab0c30e3	Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
84aa157df538	5d75c1f06a66	love it!"...The Aristocrats."
8e53962bc087	ed5863c1845c	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
f15be7f143a0	aebe9172c89c	Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
b55ccf76e302	32aed7da2c9f	You'll never guess what happens next...
8e975b3aea9e	6e36bdd423d3	#DANGERZONE
e099709290af	9628012c0058	SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
a5c64625b72a	e376fd7003ce	All things considered, it turned out nice again
6d9471aa109e	c4ca062e7763	>< ))*>
b678fedb6522	e21406b7151b	Quite.
a2ba6374eb4c	47b87ebe144c	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
b52ebda41cb9	f497f1d47672	#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
6eb5b60ad3e1	0eb151241b5b	best day evar!!!!
27a4f557fdd6	5bc8196cb57d	damn. that squirrel's got a ball
c09e94ae932a	95ccd6364248	#me #throwbackthursday
5cdedcc5e329	415b14c8b862	Monday mornings
c7d873d9d78c	97a34f7e4ead	I have tasted many fish
ca92588a8a2b	80e67cc1e381	I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
0f11cd7acf08	217002028a86	Do I look fat in this photo?
6f7121110b27	0bdeb119f6e0	today's to do list
2bb833254767	a0289b27dd5a	my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
4f1cea0e64ef	7652b0b17249	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
f613072ae7cb	a9ffa38001f9	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
8681df2f927a	9fc5e66c0884	you know, for kids
96c4432e4dfb	e2c498d26ea4	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
584248209ca4	219174de0d49	SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
fbbe06c5ec43	dc3a38493f7d	I knew pi would lead to this
181726773a33	2cd492f68159	kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
a6ed3a5be32c	e505e75cb74d	It's a Finger trap
a93c02763184	504c1be163d8	my cat got into the *other* catnip
02d72ae8e1f0	05cd69ce5480	This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
73f367734c53	d98eb1087d99	It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
f533fab1776b	538f03891b16	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
bfdce06e0f96	18450393f614	so. sick. of. this. pic.
40ad83433810	4463aae85038	OH MY GOD A HORSE
59cf30d6dc3e	28b646e07f21	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
99be6e07993a	ff1dbf4d409c	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
618663fffec8	eff340fac308	so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
b18f868eb850	33ace19cf756	Moses lied to me.
6111c1ba0d23	c93db6d7d559	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
8558b9dc6ed6	26d88864907e	The horrors of war
a42a8aee051b	fc657d47e33e	how do you get the screensaver off?
061dac05e877	2e1b33b78b7a	I welcome our event-driven overlords
058a0aaf785a	cca33f6e1445	I've found a new way to feed the poor
f89996982d03	b08505ac7848	The cat brought in another bird.
46d008e98121	5bc8196cb57d	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
bb2459299da3	17915eae60bc	New amazon product
08ea1d22234c	c5fb86da0605	how do I take photos with this?
2cf1c17af512	23cfbbe7394a	I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
91d1ee3caed2	08dec1d33005	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
d93aa5f150da	39b12a33e30e	someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
5aafb89264e8	7d313b4acdda	Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
07bd04ca7032	2d04208ae09a	Not Again :(
0063f37e93e1	7bb7044fc42b	Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
ed0342d3d2cf	02eab95bdf15	at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
43726f5e1d64	4d3a122951ac	New means to help collect more evidence
a6b0fca994ba	70f53e83e86d	Yes, I followed the instructions!
0dbcb6c8cfcb	da4959d6ad66	My tastes are very... singular
bf7983c848d3	d7bef8511cc1	So thats What Jesus did
b5c84a005716	2a34b702697e	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
40f8b19b5cc3	5d8e1d1889f9	In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
fefacf5f1c99	10c1d5425f48	Best. Funeral. Ever.
068fab38a105	9d0371422f7c	These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
015fcce31a6e	52eb6e40b776	Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
f3cf1e796787	9dee5b4d860c	Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
cfbd3aa35b82	0261a1a6ad74	one does not simply wok into mordor
6daac78e5d73	67d5ca01f1e9	We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
dd862434b603	66f04b48ba96	Visual representation of Dubstep
3afe5d520503	382b161233d2	Now turn it upside-down
da3e43c86625	e0684d7c2409	Can't believe what I almost threw away!
8dc13ce8f730	7b12d0018e3f	My tastes are very... singular
413cf672e861	c9671f8f1811	Parlez vous Francais?
f81c4d57a373	85abfaba36b5	*Darth Vader Breathing*
4e12316def66	6a57c265996d	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
a3e0c02bc484	1517d1c49c37	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
a88defabe939	1c4ca7d93623	Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
f7d871ce68c0	47b87ebe144c	my taco face
df0ff899033e	b08505ac7848	He was never seen again
5d38158d249f	8becb8a785f9	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
15a84682e9ae	b0cd5335c791	My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
abfe964ca5f0	696df2f1a0c0	Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
66ea21d65c64	936182a971c1	Burnination? Huh?
c1998ccc119d	0f577f44ee6c	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
7c2b01effd16	a335e44d85b6	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
4894d8b4f8d3	b05fcc9a98a0	THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
8fcfa865b2e3	c65dfa097e6d	school's out!
4381d09ef05a	39842baaeb63	Parlez vous Francais?
7ddf2311ad50	c760359170f8	What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
a0baeacce05f	0c82274784ef	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
7a70d2dde509	540c0d9dc845	Just some home decorating
f9e4628262c7	5781eb2a46fc	I'm a wizard!
1154d2d2111a	22e28e5cca06	An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
89090e126b44	1aaf67f26ffa	"Is it symmetric this way?"
aa4f9a06efcd	9dae49a80ef9	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
7b242a001cdd	76ca58e573df	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
7381d50fca6b	28241826b9bd	OH MY GOD A HORSE
7c41f34b0e05	074bdfdee612	I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
95938fedcee0	2b3aa1de764d	Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
69ff9a9c80d8	da6fb833bded	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
3af3f9bfd530	7c348a1698f9	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
91056603e148	1cbd4410b0c5	DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
06ae3bb92b91	dd1b125fe3c4	The prophecy was true!
2b374d230eb4	4e926e1f3bd9	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
2504521e8e51	aebe9172c89c	MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
9c0964eaeeaf	538f03891b16	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
8552f8d9c233	7c18e3db8a64	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
c2f08673e63a	e03721358827	only 90s kids will get this!
e76dd4160bda	8c99087ee6e8	My Hobby: freaking people out
c73940930b44	540c0d9dc845	This is how you get ants!
aa070ad94936	874dc7983e02	They see me rolling, they hating
cc9cfbc4e154	13553af327d7	Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
d55eaf30c7df	96010c8f50a7	our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
fe61abb890e7	32e8f09bd75f	i'll never get tired of this.
f79a23b2d312	b4092a5d952a	this is the weirdest hickey.
cd18e4561d17	80778f45c4a0	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
d17c1692c4a4	81a4839135ac	picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
33fe78507c79	ae39eec23e68	just cos()
1a372e632a48	5953ebd0cdbf	I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
0606345aeaa5	ad84df3b19fb	Dude, where's my car?
9039ae07df13	c942b75bbc37	photo proof for you skeptics out there
e32792c5200b	43d00c2c1ed8	Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
d5448ab96b5b	e5a90d576045	omfg, space bugs
8e7257573de1	8ae3f2cc6623	#comfortfood
a11839a43ebb	ea6f236f0ccd	Initiate evasive maneuver!
b7db43efc187	1c2de777664d	That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
8061f6951fb7	44879975fb58	Oh no! Not again.
090ccd6d2588	62712df5a93e	I lost my tooth
7fbbddc482ed	fb8549b59577	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
52325f27b88c	1267373999ca	I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
5fecda8ce286	abe8f31a1833	Just one of those days
7c681897ee7d	6b39dc0f0c25	Can't believe what I almost threw away!
b9629da96d79	57498405462f	every breath you take, every move you make
c38eb08f4324	68f172044127	void main() { fork; }
535969c78906	215928a121d4	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
cc37c9d5dda1	1cbd4410b0c5	my wonderful dad!
ed465a1bbc4e	abc9fb61aace	#selfie #imatree #thuglife
954db37224a3	f9df282b1974	two great tastes that go great together
d972f7e98ca9	5a1a21983f7b	THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
11d82c8ea9eb	7c29fe125de7	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
721bcd4f42c8	05912644bcfb	hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
05ce962fb97b	6a2fc065cbc9	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
949f536fb226	f39499924378	"...The Aristocrats."
12f721cc6aaf	05912644bcfb	((+?????))
1b79b3ce791c	1ee44ab3e6c1	????????
bd1a59030820	96ff894f1851	#awefullyNicetractsofland
43de7c90d2c5	9e46d05470f7	Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
498c34953a74	925757e220d5	#bedhead
d061e69ec656	b8064eac68f8	My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
9be16fe1280a	6d4374896e8a	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
e1de6d458b85	42875287a95b	Death star model 0.0.73
8d34905948c1	6bcdc631d4fd	nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
33b6eb5e7573	3edb0cf4af16	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
a8c0afff7a5e	8becb8a785f9	Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
1020b13c972d	efb683138c9e	that's one nasty burn!
412f3574bd37	8828788976ac	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
1b9cec85806a	66b1fd7a5682	Houston, we are the problem
6c77539b4632	d685eca93f95	#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
4759f871827b	97c1e78b7180	Unzipped sock
a3f32ffd6eb2	d7b2b76fdd04	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
d1c1e145bc41	a7c35dac0e8e	They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
018038ef18bf	60e3cd8474aa	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
9d29bc210b67	a498bc9d963c	I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
7ec29fbeb093	09ba72e7bfe7	Dude, where's my car?
fb29ce7c655c	cd4373c68bb4	should i see a doctor about this?
2ce6dd0674b1	2f6640a8587e	...Freudian sense tingling...
e4b1f0ffb6ad	3ea8cd3dbdbc	I found it!!!!!!!
dfe17a3035ae	05cd69ce5480	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
195ad65f8a9f	fb8549b59577	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
15c9ef3dfa2d	c9127c2f2088	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
d833998554b1	f01a237d9672	The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
7a9844da9eee	62d36831eeb6	This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
988627e03f5b	98fc754ed92b	SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
20caa453757a	6d3fc3b01eff	mYTH BUSTED!
1cedec52d582	80bdb547729a	I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
1a838d086fde	e4b5a6e9ab00	My baby is learning how to write!
4d494c2da5f1	f497f1d47672	Damn, two o'clock already?
a999126151e1	e3e23a6a6be2	No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
3d7c94f0a5ed	ba54b7db6a99	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
bfd4c2831cae	6070e177a059	#Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
32b0afffdd5c	433787df693b	smiling is for optimists
f284e483a5b5	f5a037a62bda	The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
4fc73a9caf4c	7a7a9690aef1	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
7de9fefc207f	141cb16a24f1	Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
d5637ffeba19	ca904c329d45	london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
f4a83c28a9de	fd8dedb9f32c	Best Halloween costume yet!
5d1bf3113983	b9d5949f285a	The cat brought in another bird.
3e4c5cc7d061	382b161233d2	Best map projection ever
ec8df95ec485	08602e138c05	BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
d15eac854f36	ce66a2faf2a3	Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
b557886978b7	fdbeef420f73	Legal Issues
074d61e64cb8	3a2ca3201f60	Thanks Obama!
08a479401cec	e90d1ba23358	Click to show secret text
526749afb10f	8a5f2942c127	Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
f7fd3de63aa7	ac5fc5941ecd	Nothing new under the sun
cac68351b9fc	b4c2a2c21aa4	Magnificent as fuck
0b08e70ebda2	c68ff99e7840	I guess I only have myself to blame.
a024f94dbfc3	257d8b02f16c	Robots in much better disguise
7d90418cff7b	5d1c4e18029b	i was gonna eat that
71fa7beb5bbe	f4287c01cef1	I put on my wizard robe and hat
1b349d09920a	90f117ad64c6	only 90 kids will remember this.
22a938d81dc9	c19565ec0680	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
d4af7037aa12	66b1fd7a5682	they're all dead, dave.
9a2c7f19b28e	29d91f118e5b	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
13adef6e0a6b	c8a63b7c18f0	If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
b8d49bc5240b	02cd1184af7c	I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
ca781ff9f7f2	68f172044127	This is twitter, right? #confused
858e8fa47ddc	c788e348e3c0	and suddenly, popcorn
bc491bf9f34d	858b90c571a8	Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
e159b719f5a5	a498bc9d963c	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
182f4d67f35b	77e76741b491	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
5d035659e0c3	8ce440504a07	they said be careful, we said yolo
166e17863a47	61f58d48c281	I can't believe it's not cake batter
f829e2e96b42	7c18e3db8a64	Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
5c484bab0c5c	0261a1a6ad74	Would you like to play a game?
5145f667806d	608af5dbbf7e	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
09e124adcf1b	433a886dc9e3	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
a1a5016c8092	b0cd5335c791	Steve is realxing
abea6c240c81	fdbeef420f73	Triumph. Pure triumph.
cccb82cad470	458487d914c7	I've found a new way to feed the poor
6fa80dd3b4fd	971c2d33c5fb	Sorry for the potato quality.
077721308b8b	fe3493b084a5	research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
0382ecf35c6a	4a05b122a05d	Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
ee744262ab8f	057660801943	EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
28c3cb08e19b	bc71003069ea	Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
dc923b89869a	dc933d5fbb12	I'm a fighter!
8882bc6f761e	42875287a95b	But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
79fd34b5176f	87355b37d71c	welcome to Argentina
3ae8c7a90770	15a2c88b1123	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
a1fc0b81a440	6a2fc065cbc9	The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
594c7226a9c8	ac54bf137b0f	The evolution of fun
e8ee6cd5bdee	250a074b0607	Is this room 101?
40c58a5d1947	31dbe4b7eb35	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
5219de2f12b7	d7bef8511cc1	this was in the bible
33a3b39f3407	77e76741b491	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
b9b110fcb95c	b6e06ba22326	new phone who dis
4a4817c4b04a	702bbd313394	Ramen is squishy and soft
77ffd78d596a	84474c28886b	The Zebra was lying down
dd1929419fc9	416a214c5e51	WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
68153e273bcc	cba467da5a14	Best Halloween costume yet!
5a95500f77d0	b35c24e36690	Goodnight moon
cf4154aba0f7	ba54b7db6a99	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
7237462c47ea	09ba72e7bfe7	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
68a2c2cd1a47	70437ed0e948	it's in a good part of town
18160226c0e3	2ae0fbc732d2	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
1360c21b1a45	034c85450c85	I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
bb71bd261225	6bcdc631d4fd	Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
bc6fd9fd8432	7f08d55f0410	Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
b2ea425d5682	1b7de1831b3a	20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
41c1ec601fc4	c65dfa097e6d	I was just trying to install freebsd...
887be12fd41b	e75894d5db4c	??????????!
f04a04cf5de3	a06de52211f2	Light traffic today.
132224520769	608af5dbbf7e	look what happened to my satellite
ea2bf1d256ee	99505450db33	smiling is for optimists
88a41871a3aa	858b90c571a8	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
0723406c372c	fc4d271b85f6	kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
9e89630ddb7b	2384dc8ff723	vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
80ce8f14d193	99e1d025d47e	super high intensity training at NORAD
f00ab3b6dee5	43e4d1af3468	photo proof for you skeptics out there
9a46a78d0476	61f58d48c281	Belgium
f1d6bc6f26b3	148a91f8a103	just look at that motherfucking satellite
a53ab859e1ec	f8e98228a24a	Got your nose!
cf5aa1996cf3	671bce60f5a3	One of those mornings...
c32c3fad057d	ce8cb368c989	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
d67ffee294fc	307e2dbbd6af	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
0becfc70f25f	52cc59d726af	Best. Funeral. Ever.
fb3145f9d613	dadca81122da	New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
9bfee4303b35	3a6f54c637ca	The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
fbbc4ffae39d	b467c4b866c7	The Prodigy is in town!
d7eb2408e466	874dc7983e02	engage!
2aef941dd00e	858b90c571a8	You want to know how i got these scars?
291a9bf6b180	73a9dfe53068	I blame supernasa
ee99b55e3a05	de6f77a0d4dc	check out my usb sword!
80afbe95d75d	0a383ab79273	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
58af50b931b9	49cdeb92ecf6	married a cat
742638a7a9ce	20d163d05085	i have a bad feeling about this.
dd5e619258d0	c518ce489c3b	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
97d685d17861	1803157899e5	Why do people do this?
60bf8454e312	382b161233d2	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
516b7c01e1d9	5887b2af9571	I found a three fingered kitten!
1c51e2034646	38113e395336	Thanks Obama!
09051c772b9a	8ce440504a07	He did say it was edible
0f9c7eae0365	8804a3b3f9fb	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
0e31c6efb165	b18f4833dfc9	i'm just surprised it took this long.
d11e4c73eb22	315f6e4c8a84	ha ha ha... no.
3666d081aef5	c0f332e9575e	#Nailpolish
d7b0de9cb5e4	e00e6d223a7b	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
940894ccf75b	1d7aa54dff6e	they dont need us anymore
d7ab6ccce2b6	ac194aab980b	"Is it symmetric this way?"
e3a918434e67	433787df693b	Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
585b5473f801	c19565ec0680	That was when things started to get a little weird.
09edac7cddd5	d7b2b76fdd04	Why did it have to end this Way?
6393729a14e6	2a54a838dc76	To get to the other tree and leaf!
9597062d4d99	02eab95bdf15	about to die lol
f270f0522ae9	658423b6f765	I thought of it, and it happened
4b211f730732	deeb1ef96574	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
3aa67b7c5693	212085ad2af5	I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
ade509385a7d	6d26a988015b	The French space program
859a362a2f25	83e2df101181	You must be new here.
0c8255314c35	d7b2b76fdd04	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
031b578eb0fc	a336d8336228	That was when things started to get a little weird.
0418e5dc7592	b18f4833dfc9	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
c09155cf2bf5	c4f5f2de60d6	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
4254af510c51	99db3cf3ef55	Not Again :(
d67324493bac	0c11f3359c47	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
2bff567d3993	382b161233d2	look what happened to my satellite
6ff4e57fa3a8	0c82274784ef	I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
86f10646efe1	be3c62aac59a	*Tips fedora*
5330b5e2d884	901ddbb780e1	Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
0a0c05ff3f89	49cdeb92ecf6	my lasik didn't go so well.
f9b0a3f53dc0	3303a3961e6c	Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
0d7e8354e146	11bc9baaa1c6	RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
0a1903c52716	dd1b125fe3c4	Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
13b9fdcd02e2	b62182579a00	Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
8d344bb6ae0f	da1ca557b64e	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
e47233a1088d	94af8898be1a	Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
25e81d8c7481	cca708717fd6	Sometimes all you can do is wait
bbe0bd2c82d6	ab85e27b7760	I think I need new glasses.
e2365d7e87dd	dc933d5fbb12	take two, they are small
9ef48e720502	c2e86ecf6d30	Just Got A new camera phone!
d55335c6f265	1dab2313ba72	Always get a full nights rest
cce6ffe1494b	22ba96dde335	I can take photos with my teeth!
a7fa82115087	b0cd5335c791	#bedhead
f2ba8de14492	b35c24e36690	So thats What Jesus did
c98e70d5b50f	54a54896c672	smiling is for optimists
76af2e3a22f5	8c222bf9812b	Burrito night
495ac636b0aa	16a76c300029	my new duvet cover!
5f9ae02cdfe6	b71d2b588ffa	Oh God! It's happening again!
73ffb64a9c13	f5a037a62bda	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
0422449443be	a06de52211f2	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
9185003b0947	86c82db4ddfb	I have never been happy
b1fbd9d41ffa	6edacc5d1f07	Ugh, i'll never understand art.
ee024a4d8d3f	459891d99059	welcome to Argentina
9aceb6dc43d3	78f4dc46875e	I've made a huge mistake
79b5d0617a4c	d685eca93f95	Yeah... never gonna happen
57971e3f4134	786f685a1a8b	I thought of it, and it happened
b8f353e1d7d7	36adf11825ee	Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
940f31e7276c	53beb2829a3a	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
fc88605eee0e	5809987c7d83	That's not a chicken
6606db3a5185	45dfc555391a	HODOR!
7295dcec9e44	daa6cb4c0e97	Man, it's windy
614ce5b93224	fe759fa57f81	results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
f306f6e02090	489db01a89eb
c342edf49bef	0a75b50367a0	crawling and texting #badcombination
28334da0e2b8	7c29fe125de7	I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
de65d9e9fbb0	a53b48798e38	Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
95983189a471	6d26a988015b	Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
502a49c6cf0c	c760359170f8	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
6d7300e207b2	516a9ccdc425	EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
0620e23bfdc5	010bad314260	No guitar without a sombrero
0c4ecec29002	7b8dd1fa9b09	i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
994c210ccc46	c7ec57f483cd	mYTH BUSTED!
d09400b52139	0bdf87d935b6	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
73bf987a6d1a	c8a63b7c18f0	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
09eff4fc1b97	2f5139fdda6c	Hey guys, watch this
e1254113129a	51c994821764	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
8ab3543d866a	7082cadbff02	Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
7779f9caa4f8	b71d2b588ffa	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
1702ed156e74	77b8a5527ad8	just playing with my pet
603103399ef3	aaf475e12180	Fnnnaarrrrr!
c1347337e733	fd8dedb9f32c	I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
579c6b04a4b5	7a7a9690aef1	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
ce4b87b80ac8	41089c4e1b94	Look out!
a82f815cfc63	8448a3c83b1f	emergency butter delivery
8bb726b5e7a3	004a83c9eb34	london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
66a457d0738a	f4f58d3c10fe	Oh god is it still following me?
003e572c89dd	d4358924c89b	welcome to the space jam
56b344ecfa66	2af368c1d634	If you're brave enough...
2f8acddfca02	6e36bdd423d3	Eat my shorts
44233d7d492e	2d8a610ac57d	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
870545cf5607	931fbf1515d4	I'd call this experiment a success.
d9584bbe6a86	6bf3263b04f6	it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
d178ad17643a	3e5f0b7a72ff	??????????!
94bc5c602d75	6307a1baaad5	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
7712c7b4ca63	5107f4525a46	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
2ef2b13ba97c	b53b86fe4a3f	John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
302b9d212888	e5a90d576045	This explains everything
c1feb156cc55	c4ca062e7763	Copernicus: The early years
13a5066ef88c	1bd3e7350353	Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
e1f597f838b7	26c4229b1e04	The weight of life in a starry landscape
3b5ab01e42c9	e5a90d576045	throwing epic shade!
209d6d07aa92	0e035895ea44	When in doubt, just blow on it!
52b1f3351ff5	39842baaeb63	Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
06e52dbc7233	a53b48798e38	Self Portrait: Complete.
e38d33ba98ff	cc5d4eaed406	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
ee945608df22	1b3fb7095f97	i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
f27eb59083b3	8178c0cabd72	He nailed it!
4b18e47619ad	171695ad3649	He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
556afe0835b6	dccd8efcd65f	Field Trip!
a6930f118fb3	179dbd8f7209	na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
e8dc5e1e389a	d51bc6db1470	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
0b0c83c06461	70cf8805e7cb	and then there were nine
af6ee652a884	abaa739cc985	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
664dceed07bf	6d26a988015b	But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
148a12ccf5d5	68a9726a825d	Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
ba6008024a46	4fb22a860334	Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
305794b3685b	7cdcbc7ecd2a	love it!
77b1265c45fc	ea9426341cca	TANSTAAFL... Mostly
226b6d4e55ce	dfc441e614d6	now you're hungry too.
3b5e9c3839bf	a164adff3014	FUCK NOT AGAIN
fe7169f6926c	05cd69ce5480	I welcome our event-driven overlords
04c3bcf5d546	148c66150099	Fucking CAKE
89880e552037	de799a1455af	stay away from my eggcorns
18e11f3e1bbc	05b4175d28e1	I broke the etch & sketch
90ceeec0066c	a6ce92184aac	When in doubt, just blow on it!
4305be096490	ccd5e870e9f9	I can't believe it's not cake batter
a215077d8cb3	45f49cc6a02e	Fnnnaarrrrr!
e7472f157b51	010bad314260	Woops, miscounted. sorry.
1a70a08f8f60	4fb22a860334	John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
5f159cbf4205	c0a9ca3690f5	Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
da96d48fac06	80bdb547729a	A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
66291f9198eb	b6534ec9a50b	Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
3009a8a50ff6	2cd492f68159	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
a8f6c0105cee	676c098de756	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
df9b7bbdc898	d67cfc2d428e	you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
9e8ccaf91052	87e7cfea2ca9	Minister! We're running out of time.
bd5ddb393714	d51bc6db1470	No more sorrow!
60859f258818	91254334143f	#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
cc6e5c845b11	ff1dbf4d409c	First post, be friendly
03b1845bb851	80bdb547729a	"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
95abee20f8c6	65fb81dd914f	it all fits together, guys!
c5013a0baa60	934f1f0453ba	I can't believe it's not cake batter
70c97eff6b33	b15624b39699	You'll never guess what happens next...
6161e7ef4041	14ee7faa729a	?????????????
b599e518199b	ec4763c88de8	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
a46b4264257e	9421c7ae1143	Check out my new sonic oc!
518c033cab56	1b3fb7095f97	married a cat
9089f468daaa	b6e06ba22326	????????
c85bf3b96e1c	efb683138c9e	so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
de22995477c8	1eb5a0ee7fd2	peeling back the pages of history
e09ca9a520d2	654bbc9c2f25	Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
14cb65a0c4c5	43d00c2c1ed8	Nope nope nope nope nope
8521ef83b2de	a43875abf9bb	Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
7ca770a81193	d98eb1087d99	I'll just go buy cigarettes
e4453ce72208	26d88864907e	Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
bea67cc485ca	6d3fc3b01eff	smiling is for optimists
7984ce381777	b9f054fb539d	trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
776814f93fe1	6e9b8ec9a5b9	Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
d1ee75e710f7	7fa6c1b8f1cf	I hate waking up from a really good dream
459c44d292ed	7b12d0018e3f	I thought of it, and it happened
f4b08653dc3c	489db01a89eb	Wait, what does ?(??) represent again?
a7ff0b428322	03fb6cbd1dd1	amazons newest delivery method
ce816ea3dcbf	a60867b64165	8.5 hours later...
7509f9142e17	91254334143f	The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
3a14714ccbd3	95fe2f2cd9ce	emergency butter delivery
11920e26bf25	20e7c75274b4	I don't know
45793cb0ed63	936182a971c1	11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
7eedd98ea315	e1d5b224cad6	Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
80115d709b00	1517d1c49c37	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
1fa8b4df61e3	991f9cbfe479	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
b7cbf9adcbe5	3a01b14401e1	WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
f5fb1b39e171	aa9b5fad0ac1	I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
1bc79158b5b7	203c2a900acd	Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
dd858c835c42	a35888fb02ef	i don't remember this scene form star wars
e84128188fa3	11a4256440cd	Just Got A new camera phone!
0277d0e66913	3303a3961e6c	Have fun stormin' da castle.
9ad71f96e53e	d67cfc2d428e	when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
c255b4485a74	a5314f3d3751	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
4a0ebb66787a	8a816f82755d	WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
ca47dcfffd86	7d0249cf0e5b	Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
2da0b1da5248	23892daa8f4d	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
5c5305a1fddc	212085ad2af5	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
10d9eed7437a	8667115f2e3a	back on tinder!
b1c451ef08ab	c19565ec0680	DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
61dfe5ab5c7d	99db3cf3ef55	are you sure this is a commandline?
0dc1810884d6	e0684d7c2409	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
886208c14fea	e75894d5db4c	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
746150cadab3	11711fa18fc1	My parents took away my phone privileges
5509a03d185a	416a214c5e51	The building blocks of life
257ebfa93123	e0ce298f4750	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
bb0df31bbf22	7b6d6ac883c8	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
1f00c46ed4eb	315f6e4c8a84	GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
a821edc89379	d51bc6db1470	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
2c7606af38a5	2f2d4d36df15	too much right beef
1d208f66a523	25b75c37596e	Extreme beer pong
8191a4e71116	f702f0f680d2	Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
25d3e7662183	e715dc9ea337	SOmething went wrong while shaving...
7a586de4289a	1dd718c7e20d	just another cat video
502f648b0df0	39b12a33e30e	I thought of it, and it happened
978c9baea69d	e75894d5db4c	This will make sense if you look at it upside down
b0c33cb708f7	a365c1b18c02	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
cf90ef8f5baf	0e686f7800f8	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
bc6aaa229aee	cb75a888b3f1	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
dbd7e4a024a0	91254334143f	Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
c10f9b80b250	88ab0a21a404	I hope he's not hungry
99e5d9659f8f	ce8cb368c989	Where do I plug this in?
a1178b5a723e	2a9299a8355e	i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
c7e34271efac	c4a098af0ce3	Triumph. Pure triumph.
17980972d469	6862c211107c	cest ne pas un pipe
228898ac2183	540c0d9dc845	why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
aeee79b2794e	0fa0068fb260	Why should squirrel learn baseball
43c8bd4627ad	c60d80479dce	The ents met the triffids
dad225735981	42e5ebc4c98f	AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
91aa970ca7e5	edec90b39fcd	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
ff4abc4b890e	8a5f2942c127	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
7c93e03f24b7	6307a1baaad5	Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
883f070e8e21	fd4bab0c30e3	I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
0c26334996ee	dd1b125fe3c4	Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
d46739ea4e33	5884dc3b4efe	I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
5cac9417a781	b3b3c866ccae	caught the sunset tonight at midday
f4b4fcbff53c	c4f5f2de60d6	Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
c04098dac0cc	6f396a0a1b7c	Our proudest moment
f2e67f386e44	15e0a09ec3a5	Selfie in the morning
a04eb41be5d5	2445b7adb800	I broke cookie clicker...
09922eccd2dd	d7db98e5922e	So, it has come to this...
c9c1484fe3f3	936182a971c1	OMG! Kittens!
4d8d6cf62603	e0ce298f4750	Why potato why?
2956414581f0	fdbb3b2e6ff7	All things considered, it turned out nice again
42f901820f81	fbecf00ae97f	Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
c3e31c787393	6bcdc631d4fd	Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
e37b0e7f3db7	382b161233d2	Making a selfie.
d9e3f3cd37e9	42a4119b7a38	I guess I only have myself to blame.
a18ed5e845ce	876aa26fd603	Is that a new pokemon?
3ce5a2c87bce	7552328dd081	Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
518eefde9b89	e251d107ecc8	Have fun stormin' da castle.
29c55cf7e756	1cbd4410b0c5	BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
385cc8d87571	dfd96fb9b1ae	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
b8c5bf349aeb	83aee66830ba	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
750eb2502317	47b87ebe144c	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
7ec6c50dcdee	5303e2f6e8b0	doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
f95dbe96bed7	77b8a5527ad8	Where did THAT come from?
65d3c13e787b	75aaa988879a	that's me!
35b778238a73	aa07e36b66ab	photo proof for you skeptics out there
bbb99e5865ee	0bdf87d935b6	sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
32da976a262d	b53b86fe4a3f	It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
17e622745241	057660801943	A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
744bc28971ed	0eb151241b5b	The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
f53a6f0b6cdd	5781eb2a46fc	I knew there would be side effects
40acb56205bb	0e686f7800f8	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
aea4529e0d91	4c487298214a	Happy Birthday!
c1b580f49cc4	65fb81dd914f	Oh god is it still following me?
4198415fcd6e	e376fd7003ce	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
c3d08be52ca1	b3e92f1b2488	HODOR!
3905b3dc5522	5673675e6bb7	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
f81348474bf4	cb5fb4df9d19	love it!
f8118ab33ed1	15efefc8c9e0	I've found a new way to feed the poor
dcc727c82fe7	38b111244701	Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
ca449b75f8ca	f18fe4a59c24	I mistook myself for a bird
c7ebad1dbc7a	1c680e66e465	welcome to the space jam
6d2392cbebd1	977601de1a34	Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
adf3cd35c0c7	e23564e985fc	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
813b69a7f197	1d28bd672f5d	that's one nasty burn!
b6861b9dd49f	4809cdd2dbdd	[user was banned for this text]
7998a9b8e01e	2c55f3bf0a4f	The knids are hungry
4c9087e5cdac	b383658ed774	Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
500e973c9db1	ac998b22b4d4	"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
100b798ef3e3	b0aff5a6fa4a	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
2b6343dbb86f	c8f453e86277	Burrito night
97c9890e2aa4	14dcc16e1fe6	This needs a motivational text
7c85312ea779	225a08c3c4e1	Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
8d55a225e9a5	26f932f7b668	This needs a motivational text
687617848805	fd4bab0c30e3	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
555e0c7e8b84	6862c211107c	The choice is simple.
a2a38579ab7e	8c29a2907764	wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
163c7b6a96a8	e9b071fe7286	New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
a9fe9834a1d0	fb464a1d5287	Space from my window
f0e473cfb1f3	219174de0d49	funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
267bbb360afc	62b63542fae9	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
c3de14480246	65c0343784c6	This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
a0b85a30a3f3	034c85450c85	Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
e5fe11042233	25fb75d0cdba	me and all my friends
cb369e887113	7f08d55f0410	I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
0fc2aff5b3c0	19fcaa244177	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
2cb0d838213f	bfe766b7ab8e	this plot is odd.
941638353d88	c518ce489c3b	oompa loompa diggeti doo
655c3ece41e2	1c4ca7d93623	it's like rain on your wedding day!
6a1b31e220fc	d685eca93f95	SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
7814d8f10b46	f8dbccef9e21	Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
daf2b9161a0a	5bebec594908	Best. Funeral. Ever.
acb8dd2192f4	475a38aa2adb	#Photobomb
a668f26c5e45	7271643553a4	Spiders. Nope.
3b37baa3807e	f5a75e5c950a	SPAAAAAAAAcE
e17bb1a01453	1fb6d104fc4e	They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
934c275a1bf3	117cd0ce46cd	??????????!
9944601123d6	696df2f1a0c0	Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
a39be33208c8	7b6aa2e8b09b	My boyfriend finally proposed!
fb276beebd76	ae5350e13117	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
b2129a056be4	7f08d55f0410	Soon. Soon...
cadb4d15d123	400910c90e8c	This elevator has no 'down'!
f725e91a798d	59499218ba53	This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
f59307995b23	945dee2035fd	Just one of those days
0106666931a6	7773dc0863cc	i have a bad feeling about this.
ed99a5a48b06	c11aa13ebab8	Triumph. Pure triumph.
c50d04fe5f98	a09c3c76653f	Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
27671ca0af2b	86ea721314f1	Look at my dollar coin
02da7e6d0c04	d7b2b76fdd04	Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
5e74937614dd	7fa6c1b8f1cf	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
531af96a1741	610de88d97a2	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
bf6b8bc3ef62	1d3f77f2c80a	So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
bd5a9a312a1a	da6fb833bded	today's to do list
f58fadd921d8	7773dc0863cc	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
2d8f1fce8edc	f0991487cc01	I'd tap that
edd9047c153e	54a54896c672	>< ))*>
c6b55599a5fb	09ca4e467013	"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
9f664cd2bfde	14dcc16e1fe6	My selfie stick broke.
4b438876b0c8	5d8e1d1889f9	searching for brain, found this instead
571999e272fd	274b7b5d9110	Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
89e0c3aba6d7	ae5350e13117	Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
b246401ea01b	7b8dd1fa9b09	The HORROR!
05e997cef471	66f04b48ba96	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
f2fd05e5e86b	600d22c38d1a	Wow, did you see that??!!
6fb5f3aeda54	904def06c9f2	Jugghead got nothing on me :p
c877c78a2b87	edec90b39fcd	#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
7aa570929a76	45dfc555391a	Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
da4e5e2e78b8	134353a025ed	oompa loompa diggeti doo
13b744058f79	6c1d54604426	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
db09e63c8461	3c92d1027a14	If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
dfca6cef3365	71c5ad78f712	Threaten large birds... check.
7ad497aaa912	97e64148995c	Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
385aebd64231	7b6d6ac883c8	This photo was taken from my basement
1e7016b05242	9ea3833b0a71	I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
0e8c72db0e2f	ad84df3b19fb	emergency butter delivery
02ec200c6cb7	6a57c265996d	We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
bd1f7be264d2	b0cd5335c791	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
0acbd968d3db	e0684d7c2409	"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
0a5ea08b4a92	ce7b089ed726	bit nosy, aren't you?
02dee3bff792	b89e4a15a0b5	Asteroids hate him!
e4b08e1f072b	e53c20bb80db	*Tips fedora*
07a0ee1271a9	7bc308ea1436	Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
6547d15e1bd4	941d84236630	?????????????
203635970155	67264fd2e8f8	Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
cdd956e3e1ab	f8dc0e0b0070	drill baby drill!
0500957e2abc	17915eae60bc	it makes sense if you think about it
59dd2f518d97	ab85e27b7760	the dark side of the moon, amirite?
665453ba8ea7	fb8d3117d3a3	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
09c7c39d6dfc	16be3b96c067	only 90s kids will get this!
5151c913d78d	1aaf67f26ffa	Field Trip!
d092d3a22379	95fe2f2cd9ce	#flavorbomb
814843931bf6	994706957357	Look at that fart propulsion
6c00908938b9	2a2a4ca9f44b	Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
a2c360af38f8	d98eb1087d99	We can't do it, the moon is in the way
1676e0aef4ae	cf668a11b9f0	i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
af24e1c7518c	53beb2829a3a	>< ))*>
dbe10b11a284	6e32eb14a3d7	i love a good featureless white void
54788f42d6c2	fe08a6dbda4b	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
7dfe1e15420a	66b1fd7a5682	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
5ffd1588eed5	ae5350e13117	Maths are hard
75a9006fac9f	f8e98228a24a	step one: cut a hole in the box
a3bec4943bca	608af5dbbf7e	cthulu caught me slipping
615196003ff8	150721cee207	Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
5bc374b99c98	936182a971c1	Bazookateer crossing
798e8961311f	d7b2b76fdd04	Whale Selfie!
fb599e76d59a	004a83c9eb34	I CHOOSE YOU!
6f4414c2be0f	73fe8b87f5d2	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
2b4f2f44ed4a	e0590211c1f7	Where did this road come from?!?
a97bc3d0572f	1e65f320ff20	PostPostModern art
0b9ccb954237	601c1a8b1e45	I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
d8a1cbdcbb8c	45dfc555391a	In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
91894c7c1e20	0e686f7800f8	The strangest thing subway ever gave me
7c5b6024bfea	97aa148f5db2	Things Lost in couch cushions
ed9dd0256636	886059d27e86	Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
e8bb4bf7a5f5	9fc6d190dd43	Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
9d1eddc30b76	0907f39eaa03	we have the technology.
b2bd833a9ae7	5fc353538678	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
bc198298a635	04db02985a80	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
27759747858a	abb28f6609a7	Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
87ba71f8a5a8	7bb7044fc42b	I just don't get recursion.
7f83293246c8	09ba72e7bfe7	I thought it was a good idea at the time
49a1730a36f8	c4028c21e71c	how do you get the screensaver off?
c40be6f94048	a08adb381cb1	Holy Meals on Wheels
855b646074ab	a6b4a2789be0	Made in god's own image, yessiree!
016499252d1c	53beb2829a3a	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
e75b7c61c849	57fa867685bd	#Toobigtofall
774527a8e05d	33ace19cf756	The newest Olympic sport
231db765cc05	1834cd25085e	3 year olds first lego experience
cffd1adb24d9	600d22c38d1a	DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
117232bf0cc7	936182a971c1	"...The Aristocrats."
5478dc10605e	0e686f7800f8	i just want to do existential things with my friends
5467ecb1b089	177cce0a5f0b	Are you feeling lucky, punk?
ace0d59242ba	e78f1767fb6a	i'll never get tired of this.
c0eb5931dc08	39b12a33e30e	that's one nasty burn!
6cec7d50ff24	99faa3542e1a	Oh, that's where I left them!
b222142372b4	6a2fc065cbc9	Do I look like a penguin?
599cf049a94a	fb8549b59577	You want to know how i got these scars?
e96c44f8d60e	6b39dc0f0c25	I wish I could ride in a balloon
a654f5c3aaac	ff20713d6d53	Car tiddlywinks proves success
8ea214886aca	e1d5b224cad6	These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
a61b3a79eb9d	a43875abf9bb	FUCK NOT AGAIN
ee35d94ff363	aa1baf6dd6df	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
e6a0093a2363	b877166e5cc9	just playing with my pet
4a319822b7c4	d67cfc2d428e	Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
243a71a1a7ed	c836c8d6d3e8	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
fc16f51ba8ff	58877edb6cbe	Death star model 0.0.73
2fae9339f8e7	4a4f78a6d660	how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
f76a31599c22	2367d29a0deb	It's the little things
d9d894a665e5	03fb6cbd1dd1	Me, before the topical ointment
8b589a7be707	8145b1145ed7	"...The Aristocrats."
acec92582c60	8567700315bf	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
e2169e5616ba	77e76741b491	forgot to turn the oven off!
508f0c69caa8	c39c1a728f10	Spring has sprang
552c4bf599c3	698cc961c472	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
a0d9feb5971f	7d313b4acdda	An unsuccessful bike design...
9c1dae9c2ac2	2b9a423e7a36	Is that a new pokemon?
750139d39316	cf668a11b9f0	Where did THAT come from?
876ae2fb7790	3faae50abfa9	just playing with my pet
db985ca306ba	c7a09429221a	Oh god is it still following me?
91eda39d7530	18450393f614	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
c8d68eb83fcb	5f0b248137c3	Copernicus: The early years
a0909c816e87	654bbc9c2f25	oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
9f5cc591637b	37b45655015e	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
1d201924f8b9	400910c90e8c	It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
24e5acc6ffc1	f1bda684c6fd	Do I look like a penguin?
6a9b95e8b0eb	1cbd4410b0c5	The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
09562789743d	1cbd4410b0c5	This explains it all
9b50f51bdff6	91254334143f	Oops.
2abb90468daf	d9e51f4ef1b1	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
ae1e2f4be964	aa2f84ab8afd	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
bae2d0208a40	d7bef8511cc1	Every day my damn cat makes this face
5597eeb2eb50	e2c498d26ea4	amazons newest delivery method
16cac819df69	58ed2759a90e	FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
c632c6a0bca8	2973df263d5c	I wish I could ride in a balloon
27febe987464	2f5139fdda6c	Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
be06119b161d	6d26a988015b	welcome to the space jam
c1eaa624a7b5	42a4119b7a38	been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
b3af77685e2b	33528463b90d	Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
39f272516fea	7a7a9690aef1	What could possibly go wrong™?
cabfcaa90cf5	3ea8cd3dbdbc	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
028522da0c0a	5673675e6bb7	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
4f08cc409b3a	1dd718c7e20d	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
786e553fe171	c9671f8f1811	Alan?
2c86e8276f14	7a7a9690aef1	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
e3e2b4756a29	307bc37a8e8d	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
03161df2bbce	1bd3e7350353	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
0e62a1afa7c5	bc1a28e826bd	BANANANANANANANANANA
53ca49ab3ca2	bb7a419a02c6	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
8f35c5335b83	4463aae85038	Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
3021ec4f9607	a4b7d17b5662	This is a cat
d4ccc07e866a	ca36f7be679b	too much right beef
b1b49966612c	fe6ee9987755	Larry asked me to be his wingman
97cf63c415f3	5f0b248137c3	I don't get it either.
ed0c74669812	672ef33f2dd2	Death star model 0.0.73
48f4bb9fac19	213890cbbd26	new phone who dis
5a973d24a1ae	ff9e2c0e72d3	Click to show secret text
d588e2cddee7	3405b2e13061	so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
3209010d0dc6	9edb74dc8efa	i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
c3097edfe410	8becb8a785f9	We've got a problem
d1844683fa0a	e4a6a5093098	sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
9197ba590440	9edb74dc8efa	WHY WHY WHY #WHY
5fa1a7bccd9c	0ec5d628b043	Park and ride
7ac27634e828	f50a1ae13dc0	Legal Issues
06513475b306	a5dac3645d9c	????????
834701a8bb06	22e28e5cca06	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
df5be06d689d	aa07e36b66ab	There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
a7c8707727af	d60ee7814b05	oh I feel a yearning so bad
e23bfdf8557e	e1d5b224cad6	I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
2820728689d7	6bf3263b04f6	Now turn it upside-down
0dc44cf94428	cf668a11b9f0	and suddenly, popcorn
57e801092e17	14dcc16e1fe6	that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
5d3202f55189	0c82274784ef	oompa loompa diggeti doo
2a6e59dd16f4	5a0d3960a7e0	We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
c48b85887b90	b1c0d705a617	MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
1d435411c31d	09ca4e467013	That was when things started to get a little weird.
81b14419e779	daa6cb4c0e97	Come with me on a journey into time and space
bca3aca57905	f6cfad7bb0e1	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
c08a8a677cbb	b6e06ba22326	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
8da20d4e6b5f	d1cde7ea1764	The cat brought in another bird.
d6ba46f4a9b9	6d3fc3b01eff	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
9cce6433d1fb	77ed0a75923a	So...Magnets, right?
59a224249a5f	6f396a0a1b7c	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
f4e84da665f1	52eb6e40b776	Best Christmas gift EVER!
d593c5116a51	2f2d4d36df15	how do I take photos with this?
2111002805c4	600d22c38d1a	John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
76f7b8b0a2df	217002028a86	They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
dfc499275183	a7c209257ad1	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
03b0d3923631	d6d4d7f52f8e	The cat brought in another bird.
129d751bcbf6	8927b3addaf6	Why did it have to end this Way?
829c3e4a9174	662ab2ac144a	Penguins are people too #equality
1141562cfce8	7fa6c1b8f1cf	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
b0b7e51c02f4	9691025fb33f	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
f9c0603446c9	698cc961c472	Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
b1eb15ae5244	2cd492f68159	Why do people do this?
ac3d78ad0c0b	e9ba3f8476e1	I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
d058afb62307	4828480933e3	Why should squirrel learn baseball
3cfb0a5133e7	aa07e36b66ab	Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
9604e5aff456	c836c8d6d3e8	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
f5a619bd60a6	0910c5681d44	#Long_Exposure
654d869338a4	b4cc62c6ce6e	Do you have a lighter?
02144a6abec6	ff1dbf4d409c	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
1dd26c3647fb	b3f5fe3d25b1	Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
ceacaf740e4c	662ebe08720b	smiling is for optimists
0a752a7f14d4	416a214c5e51	caught the sunset tonight at midday
07d8b5c52a3a	05b4175d28e1	Penguins are people too #equality
f1411195970d	1e66c6c9afad	On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
523517713794	b14f6fdbd149	Magnificent as fuck
12926432715e	89c0e9d14073	My Hobby: freaking people out
6b5f0c088d80	9f252e164423	Do I look like a penguin?
d26336bb0db6	fe4cc0126964	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
723c52a16ac4	ba54b7db6a99	*Tips fedora*
27a7a7d18a5b	2ae0fbc732d2	Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
df0cfc6eb089	6aa0c7ff2b91	He was never seen again
bacb81133cf1	85e0c52e34c9	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
c4ed614b75ca	75cbe8e0e9a9	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
8899f08fdf7b	b3e92f1b2488	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
1bbeb3c6041c	32ffa222e0c0	I've found a new way to feed the poor
7bf5c15edabc	fd4bab0c30e3	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
252fbf8056f9	ad84df3b19fb	The solution to all life's problems
3c9077e77d59	0e035895ea44	That was when things started to get a little weird.
d20418b4577c	f42833bd2ecc	i hate it when this happens
984978eff240	46c750488fc5	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
7e1ae0f79add	9d0371422f7c	Wow. Just, Wow.
a8cbe4e48e8f	42e5ebc4c98f	The cat brought in another bird.
018513f3e9f6	83aee66830ba	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
806a65ffe173	2973df263d5c	THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
c3e56fd5dbb0	c68ff99e7840	The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
c5f45c827fd8	cb5fb4df9d19	The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
3a1746518041	87eace265eb5	Me, before the topical ointment
fc5e1ccb86ab	d5814b78c6b9	drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
7cb47c73dd20	8946b52d5945	This photo was taken from my basement
e1b7e95a40c9	36d65e9490e4	Perspective issues
acba1cc371b1	e9ba3f8476e1	This squirrel really knows how to cook
30e2cffd91e0	6e4040358a4f	Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
0fb2a977cc0c	141cb16a24f1	everything makes sense now
4690f05e6c56	52cc59d726af	On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
f9eb3d4b3200	dfd278a3889b	#fallingfromorbit
ed363ee34bb9	925757e220d5	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
040c8e7db050	22e28e5cca06	they said be careful, we said yolo
3919643e90b1	171695ad3649	Do I look like a penguin?
51e4b0cca26f	d7b2b76fdd04	#Toobigtofall
88063d2aa16a	a164adff3014	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
7064c21500e7	803e1598b672	such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
fd10d8635b42	698cc961c472	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
ea3ab029c8ba	9dc300ca8fbd	The horrors of war
ce3a07db6638	d7b2b76fdd04	goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
721bdef2bdcf	2cd492f68159	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
6f2406cf42a0	ac194aab980b	On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
167b01e22644	83aee66830ba	I've been robbed!
8d8ff19c8e8b	8ae3f2cc6623	we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
72d27e7a70bb	7bb7044fc42b	this guy keeps following me
b269c411c288	f1c486c6819b	Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
bb99495fbd0c	99505450db33	it's in a good part of town
13f15e1de987	5884dc3b4efe	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
754566069687	c9671f8f1811	Man, that was the best party in my life
a820358d8593	15efefc8c9e0	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
ca479f5d4a4a	cdbed0af98ce	The HORROR!
b6a9ab0d17b6	cc5d4eaed406	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
08fe82e8c911	550f7a04f1e7	#lifehacks
07ea782126d8	32f92e302f64	Perspective issues
4eb105587ec7	5d9bac36ce2e	Pants Optional
f852ef0028b2	7e75cda41f5e	they're all dead, dave.
cf14d540a741	31ddd9945040	Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
b4ff6119c843	6f396a0a1b7c	welcome to the space jam
61a2f373bf04	654bbc9c2f25	we have the technology.
6f35ea545879	bc1a28e826bd	Fulfilling western ideals!
b0459671c2ce	75333edd14cb	Use the force responsibly.
48d8cd789b3a	9b5fd2c79341	Look out!
e304f23e5f3f	7bb7044fc42b	this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
73b1349de35b	3f4c8faba219	Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
337edd2c77f3	7c29fe125de7	I got this in the mail today
3c1c009d4126	ddf013875fd0	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
772e3a9b580d	e2a47ca2b07f	This needs a motivational text
98a62173bc92	7bc308ea1436	I dream of death
8ffc1c3b3deb	fa57c6c5e546	AUUUGH
136b709b693c	ed3c38553bb5	they said we couldn't play god
ce31223324e8	3edb0cf4af16	i don't remember this scene form star wars
f4d7e37a7658	0a1fdbb68c6e	Today i am a Chinese clock
f6f003e160c7	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Is this real life?
74c2022448cc	971c2d33c5fb	goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
d87baa53369e	fd8dedb9f32c	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
0db5f9c94ed3	8cf0aae237b9	Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
66aa904a6b93	abaa739cc985	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
06a71acd4ab6	225a08c3c4e1	Big bowl of star-flakes
7388c238a115	37abfa9969c7	wake up sheeple!
8c11eeefb741	5ae0e5171604	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
7cf948802580	d51bc6db1470	the charge of the light brigade
adf79ccec03f	f67296fb4000	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
4486156a1305	bc52e95506cb	how do you get the screensaver off?
779cd9cb9e86	e9ba3f8476e1	This is just like my 5th birthday party.
346da01a8854	2e1b33b78b7a	i've never felt so alone.
ad8607d576ed	540c0d9dc845	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
f136f920e6a0	d6d4d7f52f8e	quack quack, motherflipper
4b11d629b0d0	e5976ee2c238	Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
3fff179b0e0c	e373058e9e90	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
9d037c269752	2d0ded5d95f7	brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
6a2ba07030d0	c5fb86da0605	Where do I plug this in?
d5ac2cebc930	0a1fdbb68c6e	The last person to be surprised by a selfie
b77a7727b6bc	8fdafa840de8	First time posting, please be nice
e11be62d7ba8	237324594a76	I still say it looks White and Gold!
2e29354b32dc	f18fe4a59c24	You'll never guess what happens next...
ee1d115e9410	7e75cda41f5e	Selfie in the morning
8fa7b6c84d89	91329e7a7b5a	filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
9485a6637045	b70795dcf356	Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
5381c410231f	225a08c3c4e1	ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
49c156791c8e	1eb5a0ee7fd2	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
9fe8d2702ac7	45dfc555391a	me and all my friends
c2f8599b318b	0e686f7800f8	I like this picture
f67b02501e82	a40295449b86	research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
769f63f77b80	deeb1ef96574	The building blocks of life
b5b411edf5a4	05b4175d28e1	Top of the world
35d70b88019a	2445b7adb800	That was when things started to get a little weird.
92ad15c2ae7a	8c99087ee6e8	Look out!
a43f04776b1c	c3d55f5ed151	oh I feel a yearning so bad
641d1d62e797	ed3c38553bb5	What could possibly go wrong™?
9b17c1afc3f8	614897f63d5e	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
2d95b98699b8	fdbeef420f73	Magnificent as fuck
30357752f5f1	9dae49a80ef9	WARRRBLGARBL
5054c978ce88	5d685d5fb24e	just another cat video
461fd0d4215e	99505450db33	I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
933aabbb7c19	2e1b33b78b7a	I'm lost without your love, baby
6a782d1a7e93	6d26a988015b	1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
cf30c17c382c	42a4119b7a38	My baby is learning how to write!
cb9f78a25ad7	bf1fbb69a889	#Toobigtofall
c6c7aa59cf03	c836c8d6d3e8	Wait for it...
ab9e24be734f	cb5fb4df9d19	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
835aff3764b7	55bad9cbd974	As viewed on a Macintosh plus
fb939af92607	7bb7044fc42b	I've found a new way to feed the poor
ef0c04800a02	b3f5fe3d25b1	#saturday #memories #beautiful
035a4c07e81b	171695ad3649	GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
ec1ce196fade	934f1f0453ba	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
6684702854ed	03fb6cbd1dd1	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
fbdbd04c7ff3	42f77c77637d	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
afb36d9bf1f9	2a54a838dc76	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
ff033e19411a	70a5f4a8bc72	i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
1798b5b6c483	bc52e95506cb	I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
d03ea896731b	c6fe3b6798a5	AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
2b8a519f11fc	75aaa988879a	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
52e6a1af9ecf	796b8671f890	this was my inspiration
78bd64c46444	bfbd316a9bfb	Perspective issues
de7e586e575a	abaa739cc985	Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
c83d5d627f67	dd1b125fe3c4	Would you like to play a game?
b3f50bfa47b7	b467c4b866c7	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
be3f2335626f	e8e1e8bab718	Made in god's own image, yessiree!
e1b57772764c	dc3a38493f7d	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
96bbf5b9f275	15efefc8c9e0	I have tasted many fish
dd7e489d7ffd	17fdb7a041f3	This is what i had for breakfast
5fc5a4c5bac6	83aee66830ba	big data strikes back
8eb98fd15f8e	e78f1767fb6a	This is what i had for breakfast
9c2c8d83b81c	f702f0f680d2	So thats What Jesus did
776f9af7d03a	600d22c38d1a	Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
e962380687df	250a074b0607	Had to settle for a beard
9ad92573bb30	02917df33e66	Apparently it's a thing now...
7e6326f5932d	cb5fb4df9d19	#Hopeicanfly
1f54470904d8	6d4374896e8a	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
33d93db1eec6	5d9bac36ce2e	The unforgiving war on health
97c4fb63e44e	2f5139fdda6c	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
ba9fc26ac541	22d38bd088f3	The Captain Crunch Kraken
b45f500ee371	7b12d0018e3f	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
0530f3564760	0a35447c8bac	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
69a5ef6e5990	931fbf1515d4	i wonder why you left me here.
5f7220ee2c37	da6fb833bded	ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
1932fe526ab4	39b12a33e30e	Best Christmas gift EVER!
1f116e4d2773	02eab95bdf15	i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
aae02d7b5861	c836c8d6d3e8	photo proof for you skeptics out there
7a75b1baada5	7bb7044fc42b	welcome to the space jam
be51c9c173d5	16a76c300029	Spaaaaaaaace!
8f10bc36ab4a	da6fb833bded	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
4dd1efdc2db3	16a76c300029	#duckface
277d2245b9ae	17779ee040a7	So thats What Jesus did
cb6a548f201f	e13751fc0bec	Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
55e9d5ebabba	f1c486c6819b	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
bfe0d791fa96	66f04b48ba96	Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
663f02ecfd76	9c14a44acc2d	#notamodel #nofilter
54ae201c2583	0910c5681d44	Da_FEELS###!
bb963a1b770d	6aa0c7ff2b91	Oh no! Not again.
823e21408f97	09ca4e467013	"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
2cbfd4688b86	e31b4f8d0d7d	It is never safe.
1b9b2ab5754c	c4028c21e71c	The prophecy was true!
eaa4deb4e96a	25b75c37596e	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
6ec7ec010ffd	7504f42b612e	this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
88ea8e3f0322	6bcdc631d4fd	at times like this i ask, "why me?"
ee7ec0739723	f67296fb4000	I've found a new way to feed the poor
d0821c262bbb	28241826b9bd	#hoax
3d194c92c2e2	ee25a67ed5bf	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
85ab83c720cb	e1d5b224cad6	parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
18a9b3acb082	cc5d4eaed406	Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
b8cb8275a9ed	203c2a900acd	I hate waking up from a really good dream
b074e30e63a5	7504f42b612e	99 bottles of beer on the wall
1b3ccaab2dc2	fa57c6c5e546	this plot is odd.
82913f4530a3	a9ffa38001f9	Muahahahahahah
656d0421a7e7	45dfc555391a	Who stepped on my pop tart?
3eef09e6f3e1	c14f6abe6f06	i'll never get tired of this.
6dbe80b27b74	64b298792bbd	The cat brought in another bird.
6e5c05c40a94	b18f4833dfc9	I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
c97d5ad09c44	2a34b702697e	about to die lol
1e324d127ba3	3303a3961e6c	The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
1065be43168b	906f495d1c54	A job so boring a bird could do it
06f4ddefd251	5303e2f6e8b0	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
697a8c5e2be1	8becb8a785f9	#saturday #memories #beautiful
369dbfdcea05	892bc2bbd3e6	and then there were nine
d9e3febb7bd3	700cdaba58ad	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
311c43c92c73	ea6f236f0ccd	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
57ab8b51b57a	f7bfe79b4c39	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
a0a6d5a8278b	38fd9b4b6f5e	NO. JUST NO.
903991fcc8cb	28241826b9bd	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
5f9ba7b10e8c	b18f4833dfc9	One year ago I looked like this
d01b11455275	a64fc3d7d8f9	they're all dead, dave.
385e252542c7	1fb6d104fc4e	Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
a12379b956af	38fd9b4b6f5e	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
30ff1fa25f36	5303e2f6e8b0	He did say it was edible
9820d0de6d9f	b9d5949f285a	Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
ef01fc343680	9dc300ca8fbd	night sledding deserves a quiet night
95f7d1731225	47e972de2a8e	Ayyyy LMAO!
e9f75de5b619	e5a90d576045	Today i am a Chinese clock
1be7b2cda58b	0ec5d628b043	Dominos delivers!
f04629ec858d	e4c70cd09780	I'll catch it one day
64486dad165e	fbf7493522f2	This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
8ec02208f790	416a214c5e51	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
a4b71c6989f0	93d885613089	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
acb935c401bb	c1b63cd5b99b	That's not a chicken
4c27db49af21	2c55f3bf0a4f	...And then we decided it was time to leave
bf737a3c0437	cdbed0af98ce	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
a544c3ebc4b1	05b4175d28e1	look ma, no hands!
f6261521ce97	e2c498d26ea4	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
c7eb91e9652a	86ea721314f1	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
7a4001a3ccb4	eaad499163e0	Nothing new under the sun
cd5c95c923af	6e0fa6423e5e	There's a third bump, growing fast
1eac0ace7e02	d7bef8511cc1	#nomakeup #natural
33987426699c	0a1fdbb68c6e	caught the sunset tonight at midday
09f996c73548	b4cc62c6ce6e	"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
0dd607ab012f	ea5bd9ac43f3	engage!
724c92144bbe	2445b7adb800	You must be new here.
eaddf71078ff	2a54a838dc76	I've never been so aware of my own hunger
5c9e74e94526	dfd278a3889b	#flavorbomb
1d5142f8935f	600e54f1f320	So...Magnets, right?
1721e12ec9f1	ce7b089ed726	You must be new here.
25f31c5f6331	c3d55f5ed151	It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
ba8b1d1b586d	6d4374896e8a	No lie, this is delicious
941ee751342b	6fb450cbc14b	#nomakeup #justnatural
c74dc0519728	600d22c38d1a	"Is it symmetric this way?"
9eb04d93f656	e6989877df1e	Where did THAT come from?
019befafc135	77b8a5527ad8	Wow. Just, Wow.
48445cf67d7d	e5a90d576045	Somewhere, this exists.
426db3a517da	fbf7493522f2	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
c4581192b97a	a9acb7116fa2	Where did THAT come from?
0d6d538b5438	0e686f7800f8	Best. Funeral. Ever.
db384cea692b	95ccd6364248	The Dissolution of Parliament.
3bf242fe45a4	8ae3f2cc6623	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
597e3a393eb3	33ace19cf756	it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
652bd77d8cc8	cca33f6e1445	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
c3ac8b984eda	925757e220d5	Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
a78b9b10723c	16c8e9571d9b	The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
2f06f195ca25	ba54b7db6a99	Fire can sometimes be hot?
82cda79a5541	7bb7044fc42b	He nailed it!
9ad84fca9ad8	d16029fb8686	Best. Funeral. Ever.
3edcd516f7c1	f497f1d47672	Made in god's own image, yessiree!
e3be405171e8	f1c486c6819b	i hate it when this happens
8fbce5195f53	d16029fb8686	Larry asked me to be his wingman
3e7ae820ab7f	6bfde6c095fb	i've never felt so alone.
46c244818103	cc179047dab0	These cravings will never stop
6ddbf50eebac	6070e177a059	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
0016dc05c161	97e64148995c	#flavorbomb
556a1f4a2f44	010bad314260	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
c0c10861a2c7	cb5fb4df9d19	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
108633f1b8ac	7b12d0018e3f	I broke cookie clicker...
5d31f8831580	8ae3f2cc6623	the only people for me are the mad ones
46de32edd134	17779ee040a7	I dream of death
efdaca97b62a	ed9b0f670049	<3 hanging out with saruman
f711579bd4da	a10df00c1984	hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
a9945a54416c	ee25a67ed5bf	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
7db5ae5962bd	d1cde7ea1764	I can take photos with my teeth!
7065b376562f	fd8dedb9f32c	hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
e665b74e92c1	02eab95bdf15	The ents met the triffids
fcf6e7b3126a	62d36831eeb6	Larry asked me to be his wingman
c165a00a0002	2421a8b1ba8d	it's in a good part of town
10db48827847	0261a1a6ad74	The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
2991f51adc99	307bc37a8e8d	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
b654c3214702	3a6f54c637ca	?????????????
25f01546c879	58bd456b251b	I've found a new way to feed the poor
dd3549eeed17	c8f453e86277	Just another day in paradise
defb978ec3f0	73bcd7bde4d2	Thanks Obama!
d9dc25bdb15a	532134699dc7	Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
94a935a800b0	7bb7044fc42b	All flesh is grass
7555f65ead85	43d00c2c1ed8	#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
8eb563b42d97	b35e6cefd0fe	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
81d449607da7	95ccd6364248	found this on google maps earlier.
14ddc9475b06	fdbeef420f73	Would you like to play a game?
7a47b826ffc0	16a76c300029	passed another hitch hiker
c24a3d55d75a	42875287a95b	I have tasted many fish
ab0f14aaa32b	60e3cd8474aa	Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
4c09bb9e246f	fe4cc0126964	hello darkness my old friend
6be657621487	e78f1767fb6a	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
4063fc5e73b6	0835b2656faf	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
dcf44215522a	87355b37d71c	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
59275f1a1901	4e353bcbacd9	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
3062ef3f804f	0391cf5b0ed9	Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
56f850c6031e	7c18e3db8a64	Flying fish had no affect on it
4e41e5f65f04	8d297b609761	That's not a chicken
5585430ff374	6a57c265996d	look ma, no hands!
0f61217c117f	172a82f9c431	The ents met the triffids
d0b77ea4ab6b	39b12a33e30e	better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
2cc5354bb189	83aee66830ba	Penguins are people too #equality
29aafdb8016e	77ed0a75923a	my new boss
715601ed3506	ba54b7db6a99	Ramen is squishy and soft
053d5768b551	b3e92f1b2488	The moon looks weird today
d56b51d9e186	87eace265eb5	i pushed this. was that bad?
064ec232402c	11a4256440cd	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
07b776013826	0a1fdbb68c6e	#fallingfromorbit
e50feb065f79	7fec1582cad0	The secret to infinite storage space
a76e66400368	9e46d05470f7	Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
a310ef49b678	dd1b125fe3c4	What, Me worry?
479435e8dea6	42e5ebc4c98f	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
ac224edf24b5	179dbd8f7209	#caturday
56e19ff11e4a	b89e4a15a0b5	So thats What Jesus did
7f20ef25079b	ecb790b3409c	She's got interesting taste in men.
8d35edf59756	7c29fe125de7	I'd call this experiment a success.
04fb7b3db228	8cf0aae237b9	lol, no i didn't jump
be26187353a3	662ebe08720b	Houston, we are the problem
a2d5ad8c643c	14ee7faa729a	I was late
4b509b0ac7af	0261a1a6ad74	#toothproblems
36d267f778fe	93d885613089	I knew there would be side effects
d5951a57f2cd	44879975fb58	if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
fe202eeb2ca8	257d8b02f16c	SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
3c515b297210	a43875abf9bb	I was late
9d763584bdfc	d1432b2e1c65	whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
4b9e365567d5	25b75c37596e	Every day my damn cat makes this face
28e75e1e6144	96ff894f1851	well, so much for the space program
2ef145613d8b	94c5a6c60bf0	I think I need new glasses.
68b4a81f8d2b	dfd96fb9b1ae	Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
05009d2ae38c	e2a47ca2b07f	Why are there ants on my face?!
ee443b1f5c8e	a4b7d17b5662	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
75239acd62ed	47e972de2a8e	#livefeed #colonoscopy
e9a7ebaa05fb	0835b2656faf	I think there's something here
4afdc94d53d9	6d1126291656	Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
8d82160ea090	e2c498d26ea4	I'm going to be smashed to bits
3eefc628f1cd	ed4b93fb5693	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
cdbfe9674206	97c1e78b7180	My cat barfed this out
8921740a8b18	5ea3119b0c13	Do you care to #engage with this #content
d0f74e0cc39d	6d4374896e8a	today's to do list
9f0235034214	deeb1ef96574	I just bought this
fb3cdb86ddbc	94c5a6c60bf0	Oh god is it still following me?
d1c117463fb5	db5b4b63fb69	Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
5d8d0dce302a	15e0a09ec3a5	<3 hanging out with saruman
8c84bcce864b	88ab0a21a404	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
89d2aa6c4214	7b0fe92b43f3	whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
cbd500d637f3	39b12a33e30e	you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
21e054629d7f	ec4763c88de8	school's out!
4e1495a1e2c5	9628012c0058	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
2f4ded58a9c4	2820d2999a90	Cant explain that
4d7cf32b206a	68f172044127	just another cat video
1e8b174064f3	5355f5833b39	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
dfbfae7abba4	e31b4f8d0d7d	As viewed on a Macintosh plus
7b5e5fddf813	07a2950a48cb	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
1b22edb3dab2	53beb2829a3a	Visual representation of Dubstep
2521d7584edc	fe2ac1816284	Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
606fe129447e	bd7a0ed5e2ba	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
8c6883e19b77	6a57c265996d	Like my new nails?
69146a71298f	a3b3ee0b8579	smiling is for optimists
48d25ac8f5fa	21bc7379dd91	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
4a5c21996b6d	34474eb09cf6	rm -rf /
79edd3c9a906	1803157899e5	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
f6268fc75bf3	433a886dc9e3	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
ca1a606d3241	fd4bab0c30e3	Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
d57cd0088dbc	1061e0518fbf	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
f95caf414383	903d724a4a6f	i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
53889c873135	08602e138c05	Triumph. Pure triumph.
f546181acf85	38113e395336	My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
f94a9b63604c	6e36bdd423d3	The vlog was better than the movie
50c36a1900ff	8a5f2942c127	Magnificent as fuck
920fc135fd52	f38be88b9cec	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
1f80c2a20698	700cdaba58ad	Oh god is it still following me?
cd79ae0423e5	7884ddabd3ec	Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
55159c0fe9d5	c5cbaa46f3b2	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
eeb4c909dd1c	6d4374896e8a	Press 'continue' to abort.
420123a54577	b4cc62c6ce6e	I'll catch it one day
9baf262c1f46	a09c3c76653f	Need a Haircut
7f6a9d8faa16	874dc7983e02	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
e523f0192f0c	06136ad8d86e	We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
6bbb4f1e1800	c167057ebd58	The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
02d06fe286f6	42b45c70ab63	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
92100ad12690	b18f4833dfc9	research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
005007203078	e00e6d223a7b	I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
2aecc99e6e73	8c99087ee6e8	Every day my damn cat makes this face
04ccbe5a6b3f	b6e06ba22326	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
1d71318819c2	e2c498d26ea4	Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
e18ef27ade53	fe2099a3d7da	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
0dc73c824c3c	c39c1a728f10	in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
c659d4a3390a	c3d55f5ed151	so, scientology...
32f3ceaace63	cf3e1579e183	Lack of cucumbers
7e9dd6d9802c	80e67cc1e381	peeling back the pages of history
2bcc4dd16109	a3f0bed1d6c6	holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
42a3eb8f49d2	20d163d05085	Weeeee!!!
bed1c22df231	5df678ccff3b	The HORROR!
c871e57ee52e	6bf3263b04f6	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
5989872d3d2b	2c55f3bf0a4f	?????????????
9c2596b5ad24	3b080aaa33db	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
9d5b86862ac9	6bf3263b04f6	Do you have a lighter?
a36eb9238190	ebbdfebbfec8	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
51b8ac4525d9	225a08c3c4e1	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
37a931eb5ad1	16a76c300029	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
a569e74e95b8	6f396a0a1b7c	Let's have a blinking contest
85af11fb75c0	5dc49eee64b4	Why should squirrel learn baseball
a2040694db3b	d7b2b76fdd04	Belgium
6b2a2102e453	d4496e693ad6	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
c8c8bdcfa5ce	05912644bcfb	EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
ec05a40f0974	26f932f7b668	Am I a Pokemon?
4d97c99dfa3a	dfc441e614d6	photo proof for you skeptics out there
15d7a5dfac34	e0ce298f4750	I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
09fb0762de4d	2ae0fbc732d2	Do I look fat in this photo?
2f24e35ee27b	e1d5b224cad6	#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
b1e9a90def9c	12b5d78f7ccc	why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
ef8faec21011	cb5fb4df9d19	The moon landing was a lie
42a504cdd90b	cfef75512c74	Threaten large birds... check.
59bd79985e05	7c29fe125de7	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
a1f5bcebe562	11a4256440cd	i'm now 75% more efficient
b45df0743f13	e7e1910c416d	On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
26a11ba72ecb	700cdaba58ad	These cravings will never stop
ce58bd1a5419	cf668a11b9f0	hello darkness my old friend
bdf69d4303b4	2a34b702697e	filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
aba6a4b012f3	0f577f44ee6c	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
cc179e8f36c9	a6ce92184aac	I'll just go buy cigarettes
ea9af15c10d7	971c2d33c5fb	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
eff3ffcee18b	6bf3263b04f6	i'll never get tired of this.
4bb9e339f1bc	cca33f6e1445	When you get a perfect score on your test
054e7713eb5f	307bc37a8e8d	The Captain Crunch Kraken
88f99866f312	8becb8a785f9	Time to reap the whirlwind!
abf8495e172a	06136ad8d86e	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
c883eb669c67	e0ce298f4750	So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
aaae605e3cf3	eaf3944550ac	Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
a2e23215e05e	0e367b191f42	Use the force responsibly.
b75e48f39f71	f1c486c6819b	The basis for fast and furious 13.
19f23299a680	d6b94a62a5b8	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
979ec1338e6a	550f7a04f1e7	brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
1d3c96e48d52	fe6ee9987755	My baby is learning how to write!
e66b472fb6e1	9c28faff5070	Black box recorder
7f880b411961	9dc300ca8fbd	Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
bf336d0491f5	bf1fbb69a889	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
80a7f6d49294	95ccd6364248	I've never been so aware of my own hunger
c1fb905eb22b	17915eae60bc	The solution to all life's problems
c75d47f64b55	617af909bd1a	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
c911e5ea64d8	18f0fd29360a	mYTH BUSTED!
fbaad2e593b6	7bb7044fc42b	Mentos and lava
f3f704a9acee	4828480933e3	Lack of cucumbers
e8f398009e2c	d67cfc2d428e	Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
92606c7e7f55	aa40d23c63f2	EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
38e6a9f036cc	2ae0fbc732d2	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
a516f639a543	0a1fdbb68c6e	picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
b60177f2d700	db854fb52ce3	Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
9ef499f291fc	2ae0fbc732d2	So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
e19909e4e248	d7bef8511cc1	Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
4577c818691a	fbf7493522f2	Damn, two o'clock already?
996caf98783a	2f2d4d36df15	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
2c3964c15d58	4612ca3ea03f	That's not a chicken
154b9a1c13e0	45f49cc6a02e	#selfie #imatree #thuglife
d1dcd6becccd	ab85e27b7760	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
3d6e5bbc3ee5	bcf14074faa6	night sledding deserves a quiet night
bedd557f8fc3	2aadc2b05bff	about to die lol
0191c9e2e2ee	d6d4d7f52f8e	new phone who dis
3aab08b3b02f	51e9bbe4fecd	whoops GPS error
b14a6d36fe0d	17779ee040a7	i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
82bd245856d0	a5dac3645d9c	peeling back the pages of history
9a39bebd5339	6e4431f5bf0e	I was late
b631422575b4	d6d4d7f52f8e	everything makes sense now
3ef248ebf7e3	96ff894f1851	I thought of it, and it happened
248a2b8c5dbf	617af909bd1a	The solution to all life's problems
304378f54bdb	3faae50abfa9	There's a third bump, growing fast
5441027d1710	5df678ccff3b	My nose will grow now.
e80ecb6d3d03	108d22076845	Only 90s kids will remember
fb27def2eeb8	5a0d3960a7e0	Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
17c31d5fe5e6	41b554bfc64c	This is how we celebrate easter usually
c8b3e1f17ef3	7c29fe125de7	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
96b11ac8448e	8a5f2942c127	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
0d44b0420c9e	c3d55f5ed151	This photo was taken from my iphone
77c2878e543f	dd1b125fe3c4	Wait ... what? I don't even...
cf7517318072	3a6f54c637ca	So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
bc72c1acadf6	6d4374896e8a	#nomakeup #natural
16b05d84b244	dc0c51ea603c	the event horizon returned
3fc85696ad46	de799a1455af	well, so much for the space program
7bdd1a1c42ed	81a4839135ac	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
cf0ea53da62e	5dc49eee64b4	mYTH BUSTED!
e578a4bd4015	14ee7faa729a	#DARE to #DREAM
886f2e3416c3	d1cde7ea1764	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
6f1c894e0efd	e376fd7003ce	Click to show secret text
5edff286476f	f72d7871223f	they said be careful, we said yolo
9215b2635bed	02eab95bdf15	I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
aadcdd315b99	e2a47ca2b07f	The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
05a135615259	dccd8efcd65f	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
89c67ba3873d	1f47ae8020e4	Fnnnaarrrrr!
0356b999cdce	fb8d3117d3a3	such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
458df6322ba6	6d4374896e8a	Oh God! It's happening again!
12eef5fb6a8e	7e75cda41f5e	Big Bird, An orwellian Short
284a986d1b89	654bbc9c2f25	I just want to watch the world burn
075c879e912e	e9b071fe7286	I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
9abf16b400c0	382b161233d2	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
32f370419ce7	caab8cbb2d01	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
bf53aee30047	a5dac3645d9c	the floor is made of lava. send help.
25244cf5e61f	fd0d9c097b7a	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
fe3543f8b1a3	43d261c352ba	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
5c506c5a2a94	6c6706cf5ef0	My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
cab20891a7ac	171695ad3649	my new duvet cover!
46f0ce49994f	004a83c9eb34	Extreme beer pong
11b27b0f1a13	2ae0fbc732d2	I've made a huge mistake
74a636e4b253	e23564e985fc	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
535f7169fe5a	b18f4833dfc9	She's got interesting taste in men.
1e30ddc3eb08	05cd69ce5480	Homo helicopteris captured in bali
7e68133ab060	87eace265eb5	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
1ecf47aaf273	770d7b505b8e	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
62dab738f40f	1eb5a0ee7fd2	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
30bcbd76290a	0493d1b974f2	Do you feline lucky, punk?
7eb1ed1beb21	09ba72e7bfe7	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
8a055b482faf	d7bef8511cc1	That sweater is so 2013
d6a6b9bd7ace	bf1fbb69a889	Damn, two o'clock already?
05d258d72b8e	f50a1ae13dc0	what to have for breakfast?
61df3f9aba94	22ba96dde335	today's to do list
77dcdc1cc4a8	d4cfbd15408b	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
a5e509094de8	f8dc0e0b0070	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
ef3e8372ef10	d2d6221717b6	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
d6bafd19425b	51c994821764	passed another hitch hiker
e2e92726344e	b08505ac7848	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
883f6d7c2906	99faa3542e1a	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
34ede6b7abaf	e2a47ca2b07f	I lost my wits
241b4d585ef2	858b90c571a8	True Self-Control
0d57c6fd1f37	36ee8b9ffeec	They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
82ff6aef4d13	cea86fee7249	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
52695192a037	1cbd4410b0c5	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
44fbeab46b0f	2a328c6a26db	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
a3a27dd0e720	67264fd2e8f8	damn tree!
379a01cce4b0	b18f4833dfc9	the event horizon returned
7c47a2942a7d	45dfc555391a	this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
7a1cf3197443	abaa739cc985	I knew there would be side effects
b29dae26a7fe	8c99087ee6e8	it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
6f31e807199f	e9ba3f8476e1	All things considered, it turned out nice again
9a6b9fde27aa	bcf14074faa6	#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
9a18345d17f0	a9c9733d88fa	Bangarang Motherfuckers
5ad329b28ddd	13e8c12da851	it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
a264fdd8bba4	ea9426341cca	The ents met the triffids
70d0ca55eb4b	cd301178819e	I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
eae2ac483ffb	17779ee040a7	He did say it was edible
159988854bd1	47b87ebe144c	better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
edc044c6c775	fd5ed226f3b5	This photo was taken from my iphone
55bbbf588149	662ebe08720b	#DANGERZONE
76ed3065cc9a	6e32eb14a3d7	Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
1ba35d9fdeea	600d22c38d1a	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
45d84c78c10d	01745d8436e5	I guess I only have myself to blame.
2ccd074fe3a2	be3c62aac59a	i've never felt so alone.
fbafafd238d9	a9ffa38001f9	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
e2a91658d6d5	c63f88430160	The moon landing was a lie
d5b84c638278	77ed0a75923a	stay away from my eggcorns
40b115ff97bd	c7a09429221a	Spring has sprang
e94a76f03f99	8c99087ee6e8	Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
9e5b6f4d4413	fd8dedb9f32c	#Donthate #Truelove
2f5c923b1997	dfc441e614d6	#nofilter
180ef60d3b22	971c2d33c5fb	cest ne pas un pipe
8a6e89570dd8	e3da37483dfa	You'll never guess what happens next...
236f52e830af	96010c8f50a7	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
fde59381aeb4	e75894d5db4c	I think I need new glasses.
352c1f88f169	9628012c0058	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
9ba9d8ebdd5a	cb5fb4df9d19	Big bowl of star-flakes
85ea12e802a6	213890cbbd26	I've made a huge mistake
377bacd0d863	f1fc62eefd88	is that a war walrus?
e037d6386f3a	62abd7c005ee	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
a9c9f623ab83	d231e7a59732	That was when things started to get a little weird.
9fc81bc9e223	77ed0a75923a	my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
c306989a4ba0	5e248b165c6c	and suddenly, popcorn
52188f7548f6	f38be88b9cec	Pants Optional
f521d1d44a90	ba54b7db6a99	I've been robbed!
d112d45147d8	696cb737669b	about to die lol
e82d998b3cf3	906f495d1c54	Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
6194b05c9e95	e73866701a1d	It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
4d1240a79f81	7b2f1bf0847f	check out my new pet
50a64bdabd28	1d8a0d2e6317	#gps be like
5ccae184a067	c0f332e9575e	Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
3744b6f42eff	ba7d1a9cef0f	Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
e8a653adb963	ea5bd9ac43f3	I've been robbed!
07261b59855c	e2a47ca2b07f	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
9f86614206a6	2f2d4d36df15	The HORROR!
e2d7b0f6e19a	7fec1582cad0	To infinity and Birdyond!
4746ce99d334	e376fd7003ce	So, it has come to this...
194690348f10	97aa148f5db2	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
08eca4710d71	47b87ebe144c	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
37e21919ec6c	ab85e27b7760	#Nailpolish
564e929e1f04	796b8671f890	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
37e2b56f9d6c	38fd9b4b6f5e	My new cat is awesome
25740ad8ffd4	9cfa73f0c93a	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
5fbc7776b972	70437ed0e948	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
157db8c8843e	60953d13b062	Why?
a7fec5fb9909	d00a38543f3e	She's got interesting taste in men.
430b1d9d13db	07a2950a48cb	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
769e4602aba7	deeb1ef96574	This needs a motivational text
522e4d73dff4	49cdeb92ecf6	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
cc7a86b93160	b940eaff82f1	Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
918833322c41	6bf3263b04f6	This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
3c9a50c39445	4a70b4d650f6	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
57813fdd24e1	eea655ca5250	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
fa5b2c5c32f8	3303a3961e6c	Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
12730e9bb486	51c994821764	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
eb4cbabef59f	931fbf1515d4	it's pretty dark in this box
652374d59b57	ddeff2316e8d	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
d0b5ebfff31c	702bbd313394	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
79067d98a79d	fc657d47e33e	I say: nuts to that!
00a215059e04	c2e86ecf6d30	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
c7a595159410	d0f0105ee4cf	????????
497b8a7e7f4f	fbecf00ae97f	A job so boring a bird could do it
07307f283607	c165f253d31c	Death star model 0.0.73
6ccc9c234c6f	a7e15e99cca4	father & daughter re-unite!
396a605c1981	42ea4fe205c6	i can't form the words to describe such beauty
d26d439ba060	0c82274784ef	Use the force responsibly.
060f22e30c26	eea655ca5250	Mistakes were made.
3079eb98633c	2a34b702697e	I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
5ecc0a05632a	c19565ec0680	Do you care to #engage with this #content
ca4b1efb02ed	ce66a2faf2a3	my cat got into the *other* catnip
ed4548d76dc9	62e698929a98	they said be careful, we said yolo
b0dfce98fcae	bc52e95506cb	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
de81780515e3	38fd9b4b6f5e	But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
43f11acedc17	1ee44ab3e6c1	The last person to be surprised by a selfie
428db108017b	14ee7faa729a	Allons-Y!
4d21d72b2135	3e5f0b7a72ff	Death star model 0.0.73
b8a9986dddb6	85abfaba36b5	I'm a fighter!
8e76e5bb1c31	e2c498d26ea4	This is what i had for breakfast
9ee9e9cdeb18	a35b6aebbff6	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
e4f8027c6ed3	1567b779f433	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
53c43ff65c6f	7b12d0018e3f	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
cb5a18e885bd	22e28e5cca06	#Long_Exposure
08d589574f9c	e1cff7262aef	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
55f7ddd728cf	e31b4f8d0d7d	Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
662c3ba0020e	39b12a33e30e	this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
66c9f47e4078	b6e06ba22326	#hashtag
dd5cf0352ee5	5809987c7d83	There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
994dbd3304ef	ff2803045213	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
51a37edd7d8b	931fbf1515d4	Said the duchess to the vicar.
7aa4dd8e5b3e	87eace265eb5	RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
05ee3d24312a	f867c41e030f	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
ab33f6e9312b	307e2dbbd6af	No lie, this is delicious
0f0b0140f6a0	06136ad8d86e	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
bab7d2f309e3	bc52e95506cb	Click to show secret text
6e5ca0950bf1	2421a8b1ba8d	"I am So. Much. More."
46e237dfe63a	2e1b33b78b7a	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
144202d55cd9	60953d13b062	Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
6680deeda527	f8dbccef9e21	and then there were nine
38f08d578137	68f172044127	AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
ebab2d19cdb1	5f37c1382122	it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
1f81cc4db449	1cbd4410b0c5	Parlez vous Francais?
df6ba8687331	892bc2bbd3e6	AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
e9fe310da448	05cd69ce5480	my taco face
7818893957c6	fd4bab0c30e3	Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
6d934658a471	cca708717fd6	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
e5c5eaca05d4	6d3bab8fa9cd	I can has cheezburger?
2c4b709152ea	37abfa9969c7	should i see a doctor about this?
8dd3f019956a	f6cfad7bb0e1	#BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
52eab538af10	e2a47ca2b07f	#nomakeup #justnatural
7537bf3539ea	0a383ab79273	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
8f3911d2b64d	0910c5681d44	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
17c2df18b5fc	b18f4833dfc9	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
c228c1d36185	2315132d5f00	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
4042f54e1912	6e36bdd423d3	Oh, that's where I left them!
b7d219b4a730	4ce7ef19a9b0	Would you like to play a game?
df21fbdff252	13553af327d7	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
53b5ed2ec1b8	deeb1ef96574	He was never seen again
779f99cae86c	614897f63d5e	Dude, I can totally catch this!
34ff86b0deeb	a4b7d17b5662	[user was banned for this text]
c3ff9b0dfadf	7cdcbc7ecd2a	My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
a793cd2268aa	63ef1c70a2f9	a spherical cow
a9c2a7d02226	f44c64ac7e20	So, it has come to this...
aab88504ea50	0ec5d628b043	brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
c88f235ee524	8becb8a785f9	too much lens flare?
772677928be6	b2f6ac624a6b	blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
411e814d809d	6d4374896e8a	So... those were real
7889c108c05f	77e76741b491	How did I get here?!?
5c9a0a024d26	7af1db07b282	Oh no! Not again.
06133aa991b7	42b45c70ab63	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
75d3e80e7aac	3e5f0b7a72ff	There goes the neighborhood...
b97e434c5560	2b9a423e7a36	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
1eda677ae195	6a57c265996d	That is one dapper bird.
9c55a3b0363d	2aadc2b05bff	He was never seen again
e88834dc812c	6c1d54604426	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
935a72deb997	abaa739cc985	I've found a new way to feed the poor
fcdd2e445006	5ea0f5b5e66f	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
e179760235f8	395154ee8f31	Why are there ants on my face?!
96444fe15b34	3ea8cd3dbdbc	Click to show secret text
f993bd9da113	e75894d5db4c	I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
2bdcdb5c75d2	25b75c37596e	Perspective issues
4b0f3d3c7d62	f7bfe79b4c39	the event horizon returned
70b70ca790b4	70a5f4a8bc72	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
4f584c252875	95fd495595b4	Houston, we are the problem
db5690f25e85	3cb8e619cf63	Do you feline lucky, punk?
eb9a4087e0f5	6a2fc065cbc9	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
5ee52fa4a81a	bcf14074faa6	BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
ed5a906b7f99	9bbac5d95498	Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
56d0da3ff65a	538f03891b16	FUCK NOT AGAIN
3fef0d653152	78f4dc46875e	My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
58966f60238a	ae4e0b2b2dd0	Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
a253e8caa458	47b87ebe144c	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
cfda48582f81	8a5f2942c127	hgghjg
beac8784a5fb	d0f0105ee4cf	Bangarang Motherfuckers
795e43ade8a6	b4c2a2c21aa4	#caturday
1479c379b0cb	6e32eb14a3d7	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
b98ad5651534	e5976ee2c238	Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
2ae79588ab7c	6bf3263b04f6	my wonderful dad!
1c90fa372e37	c3d55f5ed151	what's a lens cap?
428f069a6c45	57fa867685bd	amazons newest delivery method
d8c6049b8709	28241826b9bd	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
2c6504deb949	75aaa988879a	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
966a94aa7bd2	540c0d9dc845	big ben is going down.
8df42d44a78e	37b45655015e	When pandas have nightmares
9bc3641da999	fd8dedb9f32c	The HORROR!
9596313c6444	b6e06ba22326	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
98ffd7cabfe9	5dc49eee64b4	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
66797be64855	2f5139fdda6c	The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
fe2a164fb8f4	38fd9b4b6f5e	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
c5056046eb76	cffcec307c4c	That's not a chicken
da8b647db2ed	9fc6d190dd43	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
7ceb3cccf5b1	c7a09429221a	and then there were nine
6dadbfc83547	e4b5a6e9ab00	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
68fea89ef13d	7f133299116d	Click to show secret text
048310f5828b	7bb7044fc42b	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
469d6db56a18	51e9bbe4fecd	I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
fbab0d96550c	18f0fd29360a	Why do dogs like this?
9b7c61bd1cb6	6a2fc065cbc9	This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
a31ea7ce6c7f	30d33648a505	I say: nuts to that!
7d9983693607	db325d089aa4	The knids are hungry
fc8e641bae1a	80bdb547729a	amazons newest delivery method
4dce71c716ef	37abfa9969c7	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
015b576f4100	b877166e5cc9	Fancy
13ef50aa05c1	d26da045fe86	omfg, space bugs
cb1bf910b4c0	949337c3cedf	Every day my damn cat makes this face
5579c685923e	54292a90d2d6	You'll never guess what happens next...
21436bcf11c0	5d9bac36ce2e	How many can there be?
cffc86f667e6	cb5fb4df9d19	Homo helicopteris captured in bali
ea026bb8fac4	9ea3833b0a71	Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
f52064fb6a70	ee43627dcb65	this was in the bible
476042043f7c	8ea51cfb3342	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
2944d5a4d061	6d1126291656	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
35823d8b7e1c	931fbf1515d4	I hate waking up from a really good dream
93534a58c7af	d6d4d7f52f8e	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
a99548f0c3ca	32f92e302f64	Freshly waxed floors + new socks
9b1831081ef9	e505e75cb74d	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
e2a8c163de33	52553e122c5c	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
8a3299ed5ec3	99505450db33	Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
5d2640f54ded	9691025fb33f	Not Again :(
6f6ca0ec798e	05b4175d28e1	WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
746f418a1fb4	b383658ed774	Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
e3577c53d19c	15d876b5083d	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
741802f8a58f	38b111244701	The unforgiving war on health
e57b5ef1af57	2445b7adb800	BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
2d8643565540	ad84df3b19fb	flying car - it is now officially the future
746845dc89d6	faf209490182	Big bowl of star-flakes
fbe905560ec6	179dbd8f7209	Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
59cae1527526	f1c486c6819b	i wonder why you left me here.
984557b29077	bb8cf07016d9	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
463d91c398f9	f8e98228a24a	I just want to watch the world burn
2b3447dc4730	5dc49eee64b4	look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
7cdc284635cb	a75a2c284bd1	Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
070906ed0b7e	2567c75f8965	it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
c4cb9bff240a	5dc49eee64b4	Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
eb1d98630faa	0e51ea530e4a	Copernicus: The early years
5a8d41d9bd97	945dee2035fd	My baby is learning how to write!
59002669865e	8145b1145ed7	Macklemore concert was awesome!
727720b61cc2	83aee66830ba	???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
fa074a2e5956	47e972de2a8e	Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
f50c03e8bf51	a53b48798e38	I lost my wits
4f219816e1d9	5fa1544cf88e	Every day my damn cat makes this face
c26714c2ff01	315f6e4c8a84	my cat got into the *other* catnip
0c08960af571	6b39dc0f0c25	if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
1f4ccd125469	6e36bdd423d3	I don't think that's supposed to go there...
4a55d7b43bb0	28241826b9bd	Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
9894a16a74da	6d4374896e8a	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
8ae3c0450e19	7806ec34850c	everyday i'm shoveling
e75fe0dfbde9	1803157899e5	terminal velocity is a myth
957f42784c8e	702bbd313394	The strangest thing subway ever gave me
4ba94f711e34	b3b3c866ccae	too much lens flare?
f63b15bb969f	26f932f7b668	Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
1374edb3a4a8	68a9726a825d	We are not men. we are devo.
80c6f7ad5d37	a5dac3645d9c	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
945ac94fcd7d	fd8dedb9f32c	Yeah... never gonna happen
06551d6d562a	307bc37a8e8d	The building blocks of life
fc58dd532918	e715dc9ea337	GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
95b5dcdb3be6	971c2d33c5fb	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
dfa372619ccc	ea6f236f0ccd	Visual representation of Dubstep
c04799801f4b	de6f77a0d4dc	??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
c5c19aec0fd5	7c29fe125de7	im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
9e4d89e7a1e2	ff9e2c0e72d3	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
af9b1447a8c5	2d04208ae09a	Does my eye look bloodshot?
96bcc5bc9d44	45f49cc6a02e	and then there were nine
9e72cfeecbc7	d685eca93f95	take two, they are small
b4ad49345b57	4aedaf16c9ab	#comfortfood
b7edf25b5eac	dda187c532d4	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
e6e528fc24bf	f1fc62eefd88	Best. Funeral. Ever.
8a7243b3be69	6c1d54604426	I put on my wizard robe and hat
e976b2e74c0b	b9d5949f285a	welcome to the space jam
170bfbfe3e8d	600d22c38d1a	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
c030a0b063c4	2a328c6a26db	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
2a87f52bae5c	2315132d5f00	Is this real life?
300d35b03ec4	bc71003069ea	Philae lander found!
16579994888b	1d8a0d2e6317	best day evar!!!!
c3991e4c2b75	1c3f5ad3a188	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
4fa3c042c43f	600d22c38d1a	I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
54a48d3e016f	d6d4d7f52f8e	"Is it symmetric this way?"
b3ae5f11a15b	09ca4e467013	Somewhere, this exists.
a7cab18facf2	58377b6190af	where should i put this cool new tatto?
63a26f5982d2	fd4bab0c30e3	Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
93045029b11a	c3d55f5ed151	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
a0c08ad7ee33	700cdaba58ad	about to die lol
8c5530752434	0e686f7800f8	Dude, where's my car?
eb34abe5f82c	9fc5e66c0884	I CHOOSE YOU!
58bc7e383495	64b298792bbd	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
640eb5799467	f44c64ac7e20	birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
a38416dfaf02	75333edd14cb	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
50f90f7e10cd	3a6f54c637ca	help wanted. inquire within.
a7bda9d98f1f	504c1be163d8	Something seems to be wrong with my car
053c97f7d42b	9fc5e66c0884	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
72f989549b29	9d0371422f7c	We've got a problem
b8ae8d560515	f702f0f680d2	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
50f20147609e	2e494a4f52d2	Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
84f272166aa3	c3d55f5ed151	She's got interesting taste in men.
c495f634e880	6afcf60967b0	Universe man, Universe man...
fe3ed93b1d1d	d51bc6db1470	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
f81743e882bd	9fc5e66c0884	i wonder why you left me here.
1578ae20ee5a	02b28c8a401d	Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
af390229278f	b3e92f1b2488	These cravings will never stop
b0db8668959d	15efefc8c9e0	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
2aad53a4943c	6b264b422c02	Magnificent as fuck
4981617a444d	5953ebd0cdbf	damn. that squirrel's got a ball
7ecb3dc11f93	37b45655015e	ksp mission success
ca1716839e36	e3da37483dfa	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
c4e6785450ca	78f4dc46875e	It's a Finger trap
081062104ad7	6aa0c7ff2b91	new phone who dis
9afa87337905	150721cee207	Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
e76e95e777c2	5673675e6bb7	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
37dfe2b72a3d	5d75c1f06a66	I told you to keep the raptors secure
51288962d8d2	0c82274784ef	Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
e64930130313	a40295449b86	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
7d719ba94e7c	8667115f2e3a	sorry dad
fb1e668ad009	28b646e07f21	Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
5431fa96ddac	75cbe8e0e9a9	finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
dcbcbdc22b71	02cd1184af7c	Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
cc8d08619047	b973655c5d9d	If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
35378788e68b	4bc89e682a3b	Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
b33e7f342ff8	d16029fb8686	Day 12: it's going well I think
eecdc5924d77	5ea0f5b5e66f	No more sorrow!
4958602daaf2	315f6e4c8a84	I knew there would be side effects
52589abbf370	76ca58e573df	almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
5692596bdc95	69b7229e1b20	My new tattoo
35b86d2eab24	ae39eec23e68	Do I look fat in this photo?
5213ef8b22b1	6e36bdd423d3	New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
83a232fb4e8c	f9df282b1974	new phone who dis
c5c8ae363052	cb75a888b3f1	More advantages to USB type c revealed
407aa1a969eb	68338c348065	GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
2320d1aa5602	dc2b9c190c8c	There's a third bump, growing fast
73874ce23d62	db1f159bfa06	The time has come.
5be65d8f09c7	9fc5e66c0884	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
934ac3f82631	382b161233d2	This photo was taken from my iphone
462a4f7fa787	bced584e8b7e	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
8d8ebe747a7b	39842baaeb63	I've made a huge mistake
9ff338d16b6e	87eace265eb5	Need a Haircut
16a21c6afc9e	cdbed0af98ce	Not Again :(
3342e078cf13	a0f0f96c0f40	PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
606d80a4c8dc	e9ba3f8476e1	Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
ddc69c1506f5	73a9dfe53068	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
eefa9230fc09	15efefc8c9e0	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
a9df3bf103fe	75333edd14cb	The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
64cff3e378ad	cc179047dab0	Click to show secret text
6e6f70c355b6	c9127c2f2088	Wait for it...
d1bdd93a4bb4	f0991487cc01	It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
d28fe7411d12	05cd69ce5480	i hate it when this happens
08782017448a	9628012c0058	The Prodigy is in town!
b5c31c5be4b3	37abfa9969c7	I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
1a82671cb648	1567b779f433	My selfie stick broke.
c5f21d7888e8	96ff894f1851	Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
30c14a3b65bc	f1bda684c6fd	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
8d9942a086d3	034c85450c85	I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
8e34e9bb5274	7bb7044fc42b	*Tips fedora*
9bac986a54d4	a831919d153e	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
a945da33c67f	9edb74dc8efa	my friend posing while a plane flies by
1a1d24b6a0e7	7d313b4acdda	You'll never guess what happens next...
c776e69a535c	55bad9cbd974	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
b93badb26fc8	66f04b48ba96	cthulu wants what cthulu wants
4996fdbdcd34	61308525cf42	Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
085ba3b7ecd9	8de2ad52ab4e	Said the duchess to the vicar.
9970f24cb8d6	91329e7a7b5a	does my ass look big in this?
27ed40debfbc	cb5fb4df9d19	Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
72c8810dee31	3b92fa611436	Muahahahahahah
4f5df429c8a1	fd4bab0c30e3	That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
a4a576d4dc86	cdbed0af98ce	The solution to all life's problems
35c613a7f07d	ddf013875fd0	watching dune on shrooms
68a6e1afccc5	fd4bab0c30e3	i do the same thing at frat parties
483bcca632b5	db5b4b63fb69	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
a1ca866a7766	42b45c70ab63	It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
0d5678d0e8ab	ac194aab980b	I knew there would be side effects
cd78ee5bd7e6	6a2fc065cbc9	Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
c28a9acb354d	93d885613089	You'll never guess what happens next...
40c8310a4461	da1ca557b64e	I got the job!
db4346413d43	6d1126291656	[user was banned for this text]
a15335eb7608	1fb6d104fc4e	i'll never get tired of this.
88e02f0f9137	9d0371422f7c	check out my new pet
c54ac6705a84	2a2a4ca9f44b	Do I look like a penguin?
aef2ca290652	fb464a1d5287	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
7758e3de03cc	95ccd6364248	Philae lander found!
89011c264b61	f5a037a62bda	The horrors of war
acc746e363b4	5a0d3960a7e0	this was in the bible
ac229c70bf30	9dc300ca8fbd	The Little Borg Prince
d3056690a365	cd4373c68bb4	Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
84bd8e776ffc	203c2a900acd	That's not a chicken
afdb6397107d	b71d2b588ffa	drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
7d4e3ac23f89	ff2803045213	It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
6e471a081ed1	3a6f54c637ca	my new toaster has some strange attachments
4ca555c97941	e53c20bb80db	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
35c270e1ba4e	65b7f500c5ee	this one's over 15 kt bitches!
db23f19f69f0	a4b7d17b5662	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
7fd0ec6d6133	617af909bd1a	Why did it have to end this Way?
8325a61b1852	43dcc12d2e75	Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
a5c33e90ccc4	698cc961c472	The choice is simple.
638de129c3b2	010bad314260	No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
5b0b83787ed8	2d04208ae09a	My new cat is awesome
99981461541b	42ea4fe205c6	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
4f7202b54b3f	7a7a9690aef1	#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
c6520a3f997e	80bdb547729a	My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
4bd00098d06c	936182a971c1	The horrors of war
3061cf52cf40	e164f4a32106	I've found a new way to feed the poor
0894837e6844	b3fd15c6ef49	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
85c3a09bd898	a6ce92184aac	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
0c22dbb560d3	9691025fb33f	You'll never guess what happens next...
9e826f148aa3	1803157899e5	school's out!
d6f2863923c6	70cf8805e7cb	help wanted. inquire within.
e206f79370db	f42833bd2ecc	#saturday #memories #beautiful
be6c49fb3f8a	e2a47ca2b07f	best day evar!!!!
1f01a6f287dd	13e8c12da851	Why do people do this?
7f0b25fcd08a	86ea721314f1	Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
dca89b26ca53	f1bda684c6fd	Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
b14f1b8bafd4	20d163d05085	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
120fa4724642	f68387149980	#Toobigtofall
f6264686057c	b18f4833dfc9	My parents took away my phone privileges
82d65d712198	b71d2b588ffa	goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
a6c15500fea4	83aee66830ba	I'll just go buy cigarettes
50f38bbe1fa0	96ff894f1851	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
49ef190cade6	5c2386c8cb54	welcome to the space jam
46be5708fdf8	0a1fdbb68c6e	i hate it when this happens
2f618ddb15b4	f01a237d9672	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
4da65004de92	0aad58292649	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
dd2780d453b8	bc1a28e826bd	Click to show secret text
5f9df0aa5f44	7c29fe125de7	I has a sad
72b49d5cdcbe	8de2ad52ab4e	Best. Funeral. Ever.
68525a678915	36d65e9490e4	Bangarang Motherfuckers
57093af4dce5	09ca4e467013	#fallingfromorbit
2387b65adaa6	5f37c1382122	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
15833bf83d1c	108d22076845	No lie, this is delicious
f7bc3952a070	51c994821764	That's too much, man!
0ef0c5d62611	42b45c70ab63	These aren't my sandwiches
e8689654d3eb	5d8e1d1889f9	engage!
f0dcf5f022d1	cc43b755a6f6	Had to settle for a beard
7ab7036251bc	2a2a4ca9f44b	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
e02a5c78af5c	c8f453e86277	well, so much for the space program
3d2ca0e081c3	1267373999ca	no matter where we go, its always cold
cd05dec96a4f	c8f453e86277	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
8419a4f26e9d	532134699dc7	WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
d92379d284a0	5a0d3960a7e0	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
55e853785473	7bb7044fc42b	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
fad4aa3813e9	f66a2a6dab59	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
0b6b45a0a1c2	68338c348065	best republican caucus ever!
c3d56d73a6e8	a9acb7116fa2	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
c38c66d1b187	b9d5949f285a	I think I need new glasses.
35fda8a6dc14	7f08d55f0410	Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
b26cf492a3d4	9fc5e66c0884	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
9adcd83a2763	3b080aaa33db	they said we couldn't play god
1c92b45c5cbc	700cdaba58ad	To get to the other tree and leaf!
96f464d0ea1f	ed3c38553bb5	These cravings will never stop
6fdfb5486c8f	395154ee8f31	"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
0951c08377ea	904def06c9f2	Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
81be7379212d	a9acb7116fa2	This is exactly what you think it is
9176b0e90dff	a0289b27dd5a	Spring has sprang
7271a302de44	46c750488fc5	You'll never guess what happens next...
b6e3b9fdb387	b9c6e3904591	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
8f879d987afa	4226e91af364	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
ec2be0dca773	349b0980aa85	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
a611e837e788	ac194aab980b	smiling is for optimists
f6b573e8f496	62d36831eeb6	whoops GPS error
3a1b3e547f98	cdd5e6281e09	school's out!
f9d05db427c2	658423b6f765	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
c9a12d1aad6b	0c82274784ef	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
2891580f0e6a	3ea8cd3dbdbc	There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
07d0322a8178	87355b37d71c	No more sorrow!
b4bf59e889f6	91254334143f	I wonder what will this lead to...
e902a1c05f89	1d8a0d2e6317	Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
bc857f950aea	d8a647f2826e	about to die lol
312fa347030b	ea58f7fcf90f	I knew there would be side effects
29e8541096e8	94c5a6c60bf0	I told you to keep the raptors secure
cca31fd7adbe	d51bc6db1470	#bornthisway
313755fa398e	aa9b5fad0ac1	those weren't Altoids.
a5e550e99f4e	b89e4a15a0b5	welcome to the space jam
0cc7ef053111	0e686f7800f8	Pants Optional
ba47c84dfb49	95fd495595b4	damned ninjas
9ae35bd06e07	6d1126291656	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
8c02f1e6beec	c942b75bbc37	Hey, it's windows 7 again!
ea7874e0b1a0	5ddd76bb3d6c	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
2610e6ed27ed	56b0dc2c4a9a	The choice is simple.
68494fb61c1f	bf1fbb69a889	my cat is sick
57cd62767c03	235c48ded7eb	Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
b244fb00fa98	1d8a0d2e6317	Copernicus: The early years
447d3a1acc52	e00e6d223a7b	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
446862936f6c	5ea0f5b5e66f	Something seems to be wrong with my car
d8bb926cf441	459891d99059	what a bummer
ed5ce281ff27	05cd69ce5480	That's too much, man!
b8fe8f21aa88	05cd69ce5480	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
0e3b82e432e6	a498bc9d963c	I've been robbed!
3bd9767cbc14	7bc308ea1436	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
43fb2b445191	95ccd6364248	I've found a new way to feed the poor
489786dac4e5	39b12a33e30e	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
ef18b7dc8165	906f495d1c54	My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
b4c42304d0eb	1cbd4410b0c5	filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
0702905feaf4	7bb7044fc42b	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
76ce6b1ecd29	693260ec0bf8	Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
133343f2a210	ac54bf137b0f	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
9734ee916e9a	88ab0a21a404	Oh no! Not again.
08267c47b0d5	8fdafa840de8	I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
a577e71b4d27	1c4ca7d93623	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
88be75512c54	d8a647f2826e	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
6673dac6a005	a09c3c76653f	I guess I only have myself to blame.
d58ed65fe6ca	4560876c8f49	CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
1bbfd638f116	6aa0c7ff2b91	The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
59cfd0615d33	77e76741b491	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
0be32550e67a	7a7a9690aef1	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
35f5b1f1b00c	fd8dedb9f32c	Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
08747575343f	179dbd8f7209	married a cat
178953ad81ca	a09c3c76653f	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
96d8643edc1a	fbecf00ae97f	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
28020e655989	aaf475e12180	New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
8f1bdd63f221	ac5fc5941ecd	parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
c907ba85e978	42ea4fe205c6	Somewhere, this exists.
4894c16323c7	fd8dedb9f32c	oh no you didn't
9a805e1d7cd1	9d61c8e7aca2	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
0a8fda356258	6070e177a059	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
2d6e852604a7	e03721358827	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
076b401fb460	62712df5a93e	The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
618821f0807b	bc1a28e826bd	George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
8c6f29c2e422	971c2d33c5fb	I've been robbed!
648c443e7f5a	e4bfd3635fdd	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
5347fed567b9	532134699dc7	Why do people do this?
14dd3808bfab	8fdafa840de8	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
5f53876ec3d5	473540e8a24b	it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
ae5d245bfc78	b18f4833dfc9	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
39beba527a08	1267373999ca	You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
4fc65487b605	b4cc62c6ce6e	On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
92a9e8b281d8	10c1d5425f48	Just another day in paradise
e999f5dee2d2	d9cedc408390	For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
6fe5f956ecc8	cc5d4eaed406	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
45d7652e631f	104cfa1288c2	wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
f0051efe16eb	62b63542fae9	Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
fea7fcf2626f	148a91f8a103	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
69e1cd4095df	dcb43a4fed87	Making a selfie.
36afaabb53be	23892daa8f4d	we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
93e4b9c279b7	94c5a6c60bf0	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
d09951f11147	97aa148f5db2	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
44840eccd56a	2567c75f8965	At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
e1f2d98fd081	41089c4e1b94	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
a20710fe6b8d	8a5f2942c127	Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
6acb5290ddb0	2820d2999a90	The building blocks of life
d36edeccfc54	dccd8efcd65f	Would you like to play a game?
3ca529752b09	0c11f3359c47	i invented a thing
50dd51f3ea62	2f83a05e1a92	oh I feel a yearning so bad
7cc829488cae	7d313b4acdda	london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
dfa14db08b44	dda187c532d4	#DANGERZONE
156dfe7ad021	8eeb2b94987b	cthulu wants what cthulu wants
c9a11d61509b	ce66a2faf2a3	#DANGERZONE
1e11c874a25e	6d3bab8fa9cd	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
eee7098341ee	c3d55f5ed151	So...Magnets, right?
f49e3e755d15	30d33648a505	???? USA! USA! USA! ????
d8dac2c12468	117cd0ce46cd	I've never been so aware of my own hunger
66d79a6db8ab	0c40e56c643a	Do my feet look fat?
40235868352e	abaa739cc985	The birds found the hobbit hole
804a29c79387	2445b7adb800	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
76e1b9efbb60	53beb2829a3a	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
18e44e3b016a	05cd69ce5480	Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
f6665fe1eac9	45f49cc6a02e	Please send help.
5a5a5e97397a	fdbeef420f73	The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
a4f31c66b7a8	bd7a0ed5e2ba	New headcanon:
8b0c2a98da6c	62e698929a98	we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
c63af6124e96	2ae0fbc732d2	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
24cfee3cbd5e	62abd7c005ee	In my dreams I'm always strong
ab36b45d700c	9dae49a80ef9	Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
959a68aeccf3	d6d4d7f52f8e	Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
a7ab52fffaad	fe6ee9987755	First day of school.
c15568f426ca	fe759fa57f81	[user was banned for this text]
68d50c8e3f9c	88e9da4a3804	just look at that motherfucking satellite
561dfdc0ed1b	10c1d5425f48	Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
04216efb3acb	b70795dcf356	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
ce00aa5c809a	a9ffa38001f9	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
24713f033873	0f23d409a5bf	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
c6924f7ff158	3ea8cd3dbdbc	damn. that squirrel's got a ball
04fb3c22dc35	ce7b089ed726	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
57f49b55f476	bc71003069ea	I can take photos with my teeth!
f80a5a7b8268	2d0ded5d95f7	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
74a83a3614b7	d7b2b76fdd04	Just another day in paradise
50277eaee53a	6d4374896e8a	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
785f76a0e588	80778f45c4a0	that's me!
4ed90ac21b6b	5673675e6bb7	Car tiddlywinks proves success
612544daf11f	85e0c52e34c9	#DARE to #DREAM
420cd9cead55	09ba72e7bfe7	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
e69c460df53d	93d885613089	my lasik didn't go so well.
879e4eff0e10	4463aae85038	really not how I thought I would die
ddf3721377cf	9dc300ca8fbd	Where did this road come from?!?
6f00a9c04f54	cc5d4eaed406	I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
de99826910db	ae5350e13117	Click to show secret text
06b4c07d8746	e03721358827	i wonder why you left me here.
933fc2f3a8b5	b99cbe835d8f	I think I need new glasses.
296d4c8ebe23	11bc9baaa1c6	are you sure this is a commandline?
a48d6122dbc3	6c6706cf5ef0	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
7d3f054a5e21	5c2386c8cb54	My Hobby: freaking people out
d1b6b2f3be82	5b88c3ff6eea	DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
9994acb28e45	4ce7ef19a9b0	Somewhere, this exists.
10403c7cd642	64b298792bbd	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
7e44999500e3	7fec1582cad0	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
8b0e1fc4bc49	37d3a3a22fdb	New means to help collect more evidence
ddc2ed8e2885	5d75c1f06a66	I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
f9b4b8dcbc4d	4c487298214a	Oh bother not again
0e72ed90544e	7fec1582cad0	So thats What Jesus did
21931cabfda3	e5976ee2c238	I've found a new way to feed the poor
adab18eaa5f7	bd4d9857877f	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
772d23a94cb2	52eb6e40b776	Minister! We're running out of time.
61628b4acf28	8ae3f2cc6623	It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
66569995b2f2	05912644bcfb	He did say it was edible
b51e2efa196e	934f1f0453ba	Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
f00ca687fcc4	5c2386c8cb54	is the eject button meant to do this?
894a6ccf2db2	9dc300ca8fbd	So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
9c9ce9e46a7d	91329e7a7b5a	Who stepped on my pop tart?
8c5b54d63e3b	925d908fb0ab	rm -rf /
65ec15d11822	2315132d5f00	Somewhere, this exists.
ddfe6fd6bbd0	702bbd313394	Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
cfa9b9bd3a92	b70795dcf356	you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
b0518bccb6fb	6d8d641bd493	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
94710650477e	59ead0250c96	I was just trying to install freebsd...
2c4869a7b634	2e494a4f52d2	This needs a motivational text
b2ec4d852f6e	6e1c3f061803	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
42e6af35e7ed	654bbc9c2f25	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
65d5de7eb389	7b2f1bf0847f	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
66feab664408	8ae3f2cc6623	Worst pokemon ever
2c49b36a2b38	660350b11114	The time has come.
7f5be991c6c4	2b9a423e7a36	So long and thanks for all the fish!
0782fe284b5f	e78f1767fb6a	Oh no, it's the moon
121c6eb9b2cc	f44c64ac7e20	damn. that squirrel's got a ball
066d9178b21c	ccd5e870e9f9	engage!
88e3644ddfa9	f38be88b9cec	Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
7b6a3521cfb7	a6ce92184aac	passed another hitch hiker
2812fd4a9801	971c2d33c5fb	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
b06d19fd7cd6	7c29fe125de7	First day of school.
a4ecbd97e009	cc5d4eaed406	My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
a5f43c7b0437	ad84df3b19fb	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
47f169d01f2a	a6db16858cb5	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
28a9a40e3c29	0a35447c8bac	i have a bad feeling about this.
2949744f885a	9fc5e66c0884	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
ac637c274ba6	d29fb45617bd	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
5d8004726171	5aded2e25574	Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
7835d5373621	e9ba3f8476e1	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
1f1c52b9a692	9fc6d190dd43	ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
549cc7e0e492	90f117ad64c6	The Moon Will Eat What it will
460b720a7796	b62182579a00	#Donthate #Truelove
650e64aea19c	72b80e3e6f80	Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
57671e40285e	141cb16a24f1	Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
9796b571f791	aebe9172c89c	It's a Finger trap
6895be692cb9	5d9bac36ce2e	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
761816fee9c9	77e76741b491	There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
074fc4b64d60	4e353bcbacd9	I think there's something here
04e34bc151b9	e4c70cd09780	Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
81c673f746d2	150721cee207	really not how I thought I would die
cf88c305e8ab	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
88b661a17b89	32f92e302f64	with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
fc8fcc9b7700	f67296fb4000	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
3d493ce60588	7bb7044fc42b	I broke cookie clicker...
92a4a9ad168a	265815e5ba7e	FUCK NOT AGAIN
fae94b3acb74	64b298792bbd	My nose will grow now.
7c289b066040	21305beb7f51	hello darkness my old friend
3f5fb439b6ad	6d4374896e8a	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
76df88390fbc	458487d914c7	results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
4d3fe5ba80ea	349b0980aa85	#Nailpolish
2ecb9014094e	4e420b806488	#toothproblems
5ac30f4a2465	b467c4b866c7	Best Halloween costume yet!
896bbbcd9277	d7b2b76fdd04	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
4406a872d1b7	a6ce92184aac	Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
b794cfb74ffc	f7bfe79b4c39	Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
08ebda0a2bf7	693a6abce7a3	Et boum! C'est le choc!
80494d8cf34e	87355b37d71c	Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
db828d5492c5	01745d8436e5	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
2c5c845c942a	8667115f2e3a	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
0f1b65b6e793	991f9cbfe479	#Worstweekever
843ab625149e	a336d8336228	is that a war walrus?
5911af943cd0	eea655ca5250	Jugghead got nothing on me :p
00d59aa4d96e	ca904c329d45	I've found a new way to feed the poor
2e6572a56f2c	72b80e3e6f80	i'm now 75% more efficient
1262f60aa08d	f50a1ae13dc0	one does not simply wok into mordor
14e557b8661f	da4959d6ad66	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
4d3240c4efea	ac998b22b4d4	Rollerskating always was overrated
543716847e0c	dd1b125fe3c4	The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
e9fa5606b5ed	57fa867685bd	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
a75b610641d4	a336d8336228	I am a beautiful person.
75ea03f8d027	698cc961c472	Nasa is fully funded
fd14683c0460	532134699dc7	Wait ... what? I don't even...
cababc757c72	cdbed0af98ce	THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
9a9e5863593d	ff2803045213	like my new haircut?
04fd6c11d35a	3e5f0b7a72ff	Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
f9d99f85a06c	7fec1582cad0	Somewhere, this exists.
2bec12d463f5	3a2ca3201f60	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
17625aef6479	88ab0a21a404	Best. Funeral. Ever.
d8b65cd8b280	874dc7983e02	hgghjg
3122397dbb7a	6bcdc631d4fd	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
10206f1337ff	bbbda03f1051	Am I a Pokemon?
23696ebd203f	1d8a0d2e6317	WARRRBLGARBL
d03b1449f081	99505450db33	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
848268eaa725	3faae50abfa9	The solution to all life's problems
cfd42d9e024c	5bc8196cb57d	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
7e12c9c9dec9	a4b7d17b5662	Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
f76544db4bd1	1476cb35edb1	those weren't Altoids.
8953717f30b0	2d8a610ac57d	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
ecc89b4cf1bd	2a9299a8355e	See a carrot deflate a pool ball
e979feb1ca53	15efefc8c9e0	Fulfilling western ideals!
b90f988f7297	bfbd316a9bfb	Fulfilling western ideals!
f3c80279240f	e31b4f8d0d7d	11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
53ee0fe73a34	cb5fb4df9d19	THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
aba368762a07	db854fb52ce3	Fulfilling western ideals!
9daa0f2ca089	8de2ad52ab4e	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
328ddd193b4f	0c40e56c643a	Wait for it...
8d037057220c	73a9dfe53068	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
e58898eb2071	26c4229b1e04	truly, i am euphoric
7987479c7b62	ea6f236f0ccd	Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
d675dc64ca5f	ae39eec23e68	Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
41fb6f4f0035	e3e23a6a6be2	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
fcf405c94527	658423b6f765	Damn, two o'clock already?
67ac73dd98da	b4092a5d952a	SIDE GOER 4
aa13ac3fadfd	e13751fc0bec	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
811137a5557f	7bb7044fc42b	#caturday
64a122e5a9c4	9d0371422f7c	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
d4b101eea76f	6ceb00f410d2	Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
5c58c2996618	6f396a0a1b7c	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
b22dd16cc994	1eb5a0ee7fd2	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
00f1398366dc	a4121d8873e6	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
a59220cd955a	75cbe8e0e9a9	Every day my damn cat makes this face
f74d83faca33	7bb7044fc42b	hello darkness my old friend
1418e566404c	c167057ebd58	Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
234e1ddc9da4	307bc37a8e8d	Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
66da5523697d	55bad9cbd974	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
898f471611df	e2a47ca2b07f	oompa loompa diggeti doo
fcde9fd18996	6bf3263b04f6	Maths are hard
7b9929b88a3a	20d163d05085	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
fa3478b2d21f	b118618d0e13	There goes the neighborhood...
d6e603647833	ab85e27b7760	I has a sad
8dc2d3080959	698cc961c472	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
329741989a59	654bbc9c2f25	"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
7c07af17eb10	d7b2b76fdd04	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
eb280dfb1770	87eace265eb5	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
9f3738a2811f	ccd5e870e9f9	Oh, that's where I left them!
db803213df1a	1e66c6c9afad	EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
340de1207976	034c85450c85	Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
94627fef26c8	99505450db33	I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
a31ef48a7626	2315132d5f00	I thought it would be bigger
c3a1583b1b74	a9acb7116fa2	WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
8cf796a2d724	3a6f54c637ca	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
0387d85f789e	09ba72e7bfe7	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
326c9dc0cd99	bc71003069ea	BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
9cf7a1af278f	971c2d33c5fb	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
7f739d0f93c5	66f04b48ba96	feeding my pet
afe138e0268e	51c994821764	Apparently it's a thing now...
bb9ecbdc067a	3a6f54c637ca	Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
912aa166e6eb	796b8671f890	The cat brought in another bird.
71675813089a	bc71003069ea	WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
bb22e28eb662	c51ffc122220	Does anyone know why it is doing this?
8f15569ddfd9	5c2386c8cb54	That's not a chicken
a2da206b19f7	7fddc5e896a0	Aww, honey, don't cry...
ce3f622be5e3	37d3a3a22fdb	I solved the debt crisis!
ebc81c738528	34474eb09cf6	>< ))*>
556841be7da0	0c11f3359c47	What could possibly go wrong™?
ade21a089775	c9671f8f1811	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
c38bf8e25234	11a4256440cd	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
da7ce967db0e	db1f159bfa06	You'll never guess what happens next...
1ba0d8f39bd5	0835b2656faf	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
f18f75a77765	7b12d0018e3f	First time posting, please be nice
4477ddb30cda	5f516c141b7f	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
01a1f970a811	dccd8efcd65f	Best Christmas gift EVER!
9ff5cbdb0374	37abfa9969c7	#DANGERZONE
bc8751d3adb9	02eab95bdf15	Zoidgebra 101
9087a55dd92d	6d1126291656	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
f68b53e073a1	654bee00b4af	#bedhead
3fd07871a3ed	4ce7ef19a9b0	So thats What Jesus did
1c8595176af1	d7b2b76fdd04	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
13b14c9ce6ca	aaf475e12180	This is exactly what you think it is
54d569d277f1	2e1b33b78b7a	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
46b91fdf8f65	ff1dbf4d409c	She's got interesting taste in men.
c68d618cc9e8	aebe9172c89c	Just Got A new camera phone!
585468461686	5d27e2398770	photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
159bfbdf7008	2445b7adb800	That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
c23f1b695c96	540c0d9dc845	Worth it for the karma.
91e1ef2dfa2c	dda187c532d4	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
28d7496906b8	ec4763c88de8	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
e56b547e83e4	02917df33e66	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
1a7e924ed92e	db5b4b63fb69	Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
69902bbd0043	9f252e164423	This is why we can't have good things
a04a40c5f8c4	da4959d6ad66	Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
8d0d27d12f91	c7b1a76f8820	everything makes sense now
949f38195720	5887b2af9571	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
da3e0f16d6b2	16a76c300029	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
200690bbfbc7	64b298792bbd	the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
b3b113b126de	c5fb86da0605	>< ))*>
da6c96ed36c7	931fbf1515d4	It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
db9a6d90ded4	a9c9733d88fa	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
4d0d50e2db57	e14a6ba102f7	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
245d8b4bae31	c836c8d6d3e8	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
47706e6815b5	315f6e4c8a84	My parents took away my phone privileges
dabd208315af	99505450db33	unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
748ce5ee311d	4612ca3ea03f	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
4e6068e46f9f	9edb74dc8efa	George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
721a869d6106	ea6f236f0ccd	The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
719d849a64d2	a55e3a5ba411	#onering #fuckhobbits
1e47710914a1	45f49cc6a02e	Is this room 101?
5be9f86b8ed8	cba467da5a14	Made in god's own image, yessiree!
716c452ff951	d685eca93f95	it's in a good part of town
6254459a88f2	f68387149980	What, Me worry?
4a5f17dbf78d	68338c348065	flying car - it is now officially the future
c7040a817708	2cd492f68159	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
961700a7865a	8a9f34703e2d	Monday mornings
e951c74f2700	8c3f74a1ba7a	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
4fa217d99d95	99505450db33	No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
21343fa721c0	52eb6e40b776	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
15c6a75b16fe	61f58d48c281	#newhipsterbike
5ab93b282820	9dc300ca8fbd	Homo helicopteris captured in bali
d0411e9e1803	fd5ed226f3b5	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
39fe8c00ae3a	1f529118806c	Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
8a5f5ce008ee	16a76c300029	Click to show secret text
5bc09f32d157	3ea8cd3dbdbc	I think this is the wrong python script
947092b17192	416a214c5e51	my new toaster has some strange attachments
59a7ddf3896a	22ba96dde335	Somewhere, this exists.
262a64a0e006	bcf14074faa6	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
0d5b7199720a	7bb7044fc42b	Selfie in the morning
d78cd7e990cc	6e9b8ec9a5b9	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
76b8fe6178ac	212085ad2af5	Initiate evasive maneuver!
47191180e082	ff1dbf4d409c	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
1f860f357320	56d834294ad3	sarlac ball-pit!!!
8501ef472d75	5bc8196cb57d	Mari-OH
cb5b236dc6fd	944d473e0ae4	Does this look like pink eye to you?
dafa645e20ca	f0991487cc01	You'll never guess what happens next...
54aadd879211	dd1b125fe3c4	my new boss
ef34dcd352f8	786f685a1a8b	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
1fb5f058e830	fd0d9c097b7a	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
ef6e4b3f38b6	f44c64ac7e20	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
9ac01951dfb9	9628012c0058	Note: HUGE SUCCess
1263e2a82078	80bdb547729a	My baby is learning how to write!
42364b8e7980	a08adb381cb1	I say: nuts to that!
eef95ac5c614	6aa0c7ff2b91	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
9ea850b80d72	b9c6e3904591	Today i am a Chinese clock
c0c525f8f277	02b6b68f5ff7	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
0c8214662865	d7b2b76fdd04	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
60676c0ccd07	4e9da7817cd4	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
25c17b9aff87	5c2386c8cb54	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
655473dbff94	deeb1ef96574	#DANGERZONE
d887df23c0dc	2a34b702697e	Best. Funeral. Ever.
e678c0f017d5	f6cfad7bb0e1	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
70ee9752fd65	6f396a0a1b7c	Penguins are people too #equality
8dc00ba576ad	d7b2b76fdd04	This photo was taken from my iphone
5a84b605c7bf	06136ad8d86e	Larry asked me to be his wingman
5433870be7ea	69b7229e1b20	"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
076ee0f18cb5	13e8c12da851	So...Magnets, right?
c03b6291feba	c3629da07d92	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
7e55b84f800f	c0f332e9575e	Press 'continue' to abort.
18a9e5628a2d	382b161233d2	this guy keeps following me
8fcb4fadb397	6862c211107c	i was gonna eat that
d781c358d160	bbbda03f1051	Why did it have to end this Way?
a8ca83cb437e	9fc5e66c0884	every breath you take, every move you make
e220af756079	6bf3263b04f6	[user was banned for this text]
3ce73af9908c	37abfa9969c7	haha oh my cat
194364303db7	a7e15e99cca4	This is why we can't have good things
9fc55570109c	212085ad2af5	Look out!
e858ac09a3ef	b17375079f66	In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
170175bdfb4e	94f7800beff8	Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
9a249fe5802c	75333edd14cb	Car tiddlywinks proves success
3bfcdf85ea77	b467c4b866c7	Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
504a0c976bc4	1d8a0d2e6317	?????????????
9e48e625a2bd	e0ce298f4750	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
9931ac01cefc	1a11c6c67047	The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
2432ce902885	7c25ce7a02e4	#Hopeicanfly
d11e18c977e6	97c1e78b7180	last march of the ents
ae671e3a418d	ba7d1a9cef0f	Click to show secret text
7ea527b43192	7bb7044fc42b	SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
1e5b21e82a2d	80bdb547729a	Vegans gonna hate
0deaa7dfc2a9	89c0e9d14073	All things considered, it turned out nice again
24eeffe38e32	7271643553a4	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
a12ede8b887c	416a214c5e51	That's not a nut!
47653b5c9542	8667115f2e3a	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
52de0f90a9b6	4a70b4d650f6	"Is it symmetric this way?"
ecb9dd229340	0ec5d628b043	Philae lander found!
682cd52d3d97	ad84df3b19fb	two great tastes that go great together
c8cc2b13f1c8	5fc353538678	Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
26124a348067	dd1b125fe3c4	The Moon Will Eat What it will
002821f9ed54	b53b86fe4a3f	Just another day in paradise
6641d4a4d8da	ec801ea1b655	I've found a new way to feed the poor
8a606c009f57	91329e7a7b5a	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
d6386e8b67bf	e9ba3f8476e1	Come on party people, put your hands together
a6bd7ae02c3c	004a83c9eb34	Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
9f5d1a75feb7	62b63542fae9	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
8357a6d85e60	fdf20837c837	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
d905cbce8f5e	99505450db33	Wow. Just, Wow.
66b5bd79b0be	fe6ee9987755	As viewed on a Macintosh plus
5e55e09268b6	e2c498d26ea4	Extreme beer pong
d8a8b18ad16b	d7bef8511cc1	welcome to the internet
f698c755c1b2	233afc11fdb4	Step 1: Jump the shark.
e659d8d32256	56d834294ad3	I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
29f01fa53db4	a18b5ce7d17b	The time has come.
9e04b68adff2	a53b48798e38	Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
b380d484057b	f0991487cc01
b9168dc87d64	e715dc9ea337	everything makes sense now
4547d4f432bc	37b45655015e	whoops GPS error
a650868c22db	a53b48798e38	Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
8b01222e7d82	2e1b33b78b7a	Bangarang Motherfuckers
427ef1c9e1a0	b3e92f1b2488	Allons-Y!
d425a9e81cd5	09ba72e7bfe7	I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
64010898db4e	a4121d8873e6	If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
5c980acc471a	62e698929a98	Nasa is fully funded
81c7e945e0a5	8c99087ee6e8	Apparently it's a thing now...
ed2bdac81b74	1d8a0d2e6317	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
13cd55199e3d	d8a647f2826e	Flat file viewing
6aec6ad446b4	aaf475e12180	Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
320fd943188b	a06de52211f2	engage!
34a5ea1dfc30	8a5f2942c127	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
0ae91ddbc76f	ea9426341cca	Not Again :(
2ff2c584d0e0	4a05b122a05d	Apparently it's a thing now...
e9c3f7ce72b8	803e1598b672	Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
c82f773145c8	8ce440504a07	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
c490f206ead3	b3f5fe3d25b1	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
6da18ddada63	ea58f7fcf90f	Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
8cb10bf2fa21	ae4e0b2b2dd0	Is this real life?
c34125f899c1	b3e92f1b2488	Office gamification has got out of hand.
61d25785f4b5	87e7cfea2ca9	Hey, it's windows 7 again!
3e91ed9a9188	b467c4b866c7	I don't think this is working
a6a1a8c2e1d6	057660801943	I lost my wits
10ecc8503f98	a43875abf9bb	"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
883c528ca985	9f252e164423	This is why I'm not an EMT
53ad4a91f058	416a214c5e51	hello darkness my old friend
3ffabdbbc693	73bcd7bde4d2	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
80ad7d36e6d6	d98eb1087d99	Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
959ab36c7d5c	8567700315bf	Damn, two o'clock already?
d6d0cee5b4fd	4463aae85038	True Self-Control
9273adceb369	6aa0c7ff2b91	Something seems to be wrong with my car
52d0c63ed58d	971c2d33c5fb	So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
00493416220c	1e65f320ff20	I'm not even mad. that's amazing
e88e205c38c3	fbf7493522f2	I've found a new way to feed the poor
1ce5a2ebb90a	d98eb1087d99	Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
7997ba37a5b3	59499218ba53	#Toobigtofall
bd7f3b6c0be1	034c85450c85	My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
9b2588429d18	123bbfd66a33	hello darkness my old friend
ad23e2bd4ed1	b89e4a15a0b5	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
338ddf459880	b3f5fe3d25b1	Look at my dollar coin
abe215897e3d	7fddc5e896a0	Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
9b79de973d4a	7806ec34850c	Cruise Kingdom
9868f62fe8b5	e13751fc0bec	The Dissolution of Parliament.
9eb80ceaf464	d7b2b76fdd04	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
70c20303ae85	09ba72e7bfe7	I say: nuts to that!
e28f926fe0b3	31ddd9945040	Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
cc847b23be82	38113e395336	the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
7a306df48671	9563183869ae	Ow.
8e13f8d73bd7	22ba96dde335	You'll never guess what happens next...
ffb83ba79ffe	dc3a38493f7d	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
174769ece178	16a76c300029	Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
806f50c51daf	0a383ab79273	Hoverboard to full power!
957f82e4b037	4a05b122a05d	Bulls don't often sit like this!
7437d86040aa	85abfaba36b5	I hope he's not hungry
a124dedca5c4	fd4bab0c30e3	The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
9ae5a039bba1	cea86fee7249	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
863c205c6164	5ea3119b0c13	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
d03a87a8919f	9edb74dc8efa	is the eject button meant to do this?
251b50d80ab7	26d88864907e	Spaaaaaaaace!
73c3c6f7f3d7	1476cb35edb1	truly, i am euphoric
f05b515cd0e5	a6ce92184aac	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
3c80a3cffa69	3b080aaa33db	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
2bf1494843a3	fe4cc0126964	That was one hell of a party last night.
e00e1a3afc3f	dfc441e614d6	whiskers expecting a new friend :)
9ed881b1a4b4	51c994821764	Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
71355030c0b5	2a54a838dc76	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
e80c860b8548	6b39dc0f0c25	Jugghead got nothing on me :p
8d0ddbe454ae	56b0dc2c4a9a	this was my inspiration
34b52d9b779f	0a75b50367a0	There's a third bump, growing fast
c6caf63a9821	02eab95bdf15	I'm a fighter!
4d3a659992da	e458fc235e27	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
0571b721c34b	0f577f44ee6c	Do you care to #engage with this #content
cf21d46084d8	c9127c2f2088	April Fools!
a4510f219b7f	e2dffdd62ace	First time posting, please be nice
d31436aab173	c167057ebd58	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
4f3c2d5f830e	956e362d57e2	#Hopeicanfly
1b05cb663442	ae4e0b2b2dd0	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
5e64372cc787	87355b37d71c	havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
3170c8c7c74f	21bc7379dd91	So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
563c56a30239	58ed2759a90e	Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
c7ce25fcda13	a7e15e99cca4	Rollerskating always was overrated
6f0681548aef	ba54b7db6a99	...Freudian sense tingling...
487fa8f99b1d	66f04b48ba96	only 90s kids will get this!
8c523c40294e	ba54b7db6a99	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
2e15a83afd25	8de2ad52ab4e	Does this look like pink eye to you?
aa68d0e06054	f42833bd2ecc	Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
40b83d46275b	e0ce298f4750	First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
9758c39a3523	9fc5e66c0884	This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
473f0db8b187	a9ffa38001f9	The Captain Crunch Kraken
54863e22e2b5	0e686f7800f8	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
808e2071e23b	17915eae60bc	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
2dee59292315	45f49cc6a02e	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
ca34e86d7b5c	94f18c4e8740	Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
607dc150c92c	700cdaba58ad	I lost my wits
04bc9bd59975	52eb6e40b776	ksp mission success
14cf6ca62e83	c93db6d7d559	only 90s kids will get this!
97a908c1d5df	2e1b33b78b7a	get your ass to mars
15306d3e3354	62b63542fae9	They're all watching me
5b894caccea6	18f0fd29360a	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
319b95ba45d0	f50a1ae13dc0	The Captain Crunch Kraken
1389ef3786a9	da6fb833bded	The vlog was better than the movie
b028e1c4ca63	90f117ad64c6	i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
5a3faa4a3603	37abfa9969c7	CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
e6dd0b2f7bb8	d51bc6db1470	Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
2d2b18d1e8cc	ea5bd9ac43f3	well, so much for the space program
f384e48b4645	f6cfad7bb0e1	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
f8ded795745e	e31b4f8d0d7d	I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
5297aa485b4c	d4496e693ad6	oh I feel a yearning so bad
879e74224db3	11711fa18fc1	how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
bb01b9fc0034	1567b779f433	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
cfce246faa30	05b4175d28e1	Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
12ef21fded68	03fb6cbd1dd1	Threaten large birds... check.
10ce74637f9c	6d4374896e8a	every breath you take, every move you make
085c2649d434	7773dc0863cc	apple's new offering: iscream
d11b6a955cb0	02eab95bdf15	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
3b813d475226	1dd718c7e20d	i have a bad feeling about this.
caa310d7f9f2	416a214c5e51	it was an odd place to find a stop sign
724fbf0cb25e	9680350fc412	Alan?
b393640cc618	9aa21d262360	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
1c6705a628a0	7a7ece27802f	we have the technology.
1e984a86ea8c	36d65e9490e4	Copernicus: The early years
bf5a9ca75574	1d28bd672f5d	I guess I only have myself to blame.
597c95c092c7	47e972de2a8e	Like my new nails?
147c15eef934	b383658ed774	???? USA! USA! ????
998bb8c1fe32	c19565ec0680	I never understood that part of the bibile
49b3782d9d85	4a05b122a05d	Existance is an illusion
bb19a10431bb	b05fcc9a98a0	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
bc0b294a9caf	532134699dc7	I think I need new glasses.
f0c6c3eab521	6084d3330277	Artistic recreation from new fossil find
641ffdf9304e	bc1a28e826bd	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
f692675b250d	e6966f356be2	Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
97b776168caa	aaf475e12180	The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
61ff0057ba9b	ae4e0b2b2dd0	Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
d7f9bb9d762b	a3cec93fc573	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
aaea5b5d8366	67d5ca01f1e9	I told you to keep the raptors secure
27402939497e	1a11c6c67047	Not a fruit
b1a326bfc5e8	8fdafa840de8	#lifehacks
7ad014ce29ca	6fb450cbc14b	Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
a00a7a9f6969	004a83c9eb34	The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
b7af92fd1c2a	5dc49eee64b4	the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
8c6672e1e462	4a19ad9fa9dc	Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
47399c3489cf	0f23d409a5bf	moo!
b0c677a54a32	5ddd76bb3d6c	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
3bfc5f705505	2d8a610ac57d	passed another hitch hiker
f603067556f5	b973655c5d9d	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
c735f0ed0ada	c5fb86da0605	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
db8952e0f0b7	6dd99ea7d04d	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
8879b80e51cb	b2f6ac624a6b	Best. Funeral. Ever.
844823bd13d0	da4959d6ad66	Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
60257eb5cb63	dc2b9c190c8c	now you're hungry too.
6a60bf2339a7	95fe2f2cd9ce	i do the same thing at frat parties
4ac9da481f30	72b80e3e6f80	this guy keeps following me
71c453007706	bf39b2f7c458	That's too much, man!
cbe6101de628	a06de52211f2	dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
5f3e8b068aa8	cffcec307c4c	what a bummer
0a353f93c4c3	6d1126291656	now you're hungry too.
aa79909697d3	fbf7493522f2	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
154a4c419d53	cffcec307c4c	big data strikes back
da7f1ece2647	dcb2bdc6e622	Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
bf5e31429913	23892daa8f4d	We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
78ba5090effb	e6966f356be2	#BROKEN
875a8fb865c6	12b5d78f7ccc	#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
6cdafa3c6a75	cfe77b4de161	Wait for it...
e380e5b320c0	26d88864907e	Copernicus: The early years
18049ec918b1	b4c2a2c21aa4	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
97985cbe35b6	ed4b93fb5693	ksp mission success
5e67d58bfa73	99505450db33	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
2a4306a4aa22	38fd9b4b6f5e	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
57addb84b9c9	08dec1d33005	the event horizon returned
82f6fee00944	30d33648a505	The moon looks weird today
92443ecb0bf4	9edb74dc8efa	Goldilocks party!
d2dd022c9cd6	307bc37a8e8d	The second mouse gets the cheese
7c28ff5aded8	c760359170f8	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
6f7945e5f7b4	141cb16a24f1	#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
23a47bed40bb	38113e395336	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
3b4ac9f5818a	fa57c6c5e546	best republican caucus ever!
4606606f0638	2e7213f87bb7	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
44dc4cebaa7d	97a34f7e4ead	Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
387b2d3ba515	5ae0e5171604	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
1dedb223086c	ddeff2316e8d	just look at that motherfucking satellite
b99f8f88ff8c	67264fd2e8f8	about to die lol
cee60c182c6c	e6966f356be2	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
d27542355575	660350b11114	Threaten large birds... check.
de85551a2192	05b4175d28e1	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
da56ccec74cf	5e248b165c6c	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
e4cf0c1ff6cd	5884dc3b4efe	Oh god is it still following me?
28025deb8124	9dae49a80ef9	Today i am a Chinese clock
0172f58a7c58	32aed7da2c9f	Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
10f0a3362b2e	b532a87d5f83	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
46c65f4c39ad	ed3c38553bb5	Come on party people, put your hands together
2d50ffa6413c	925d908fb0ab	True Self-Control
0aa795d6c0e5	83aee66830ba	#DrinkSaltwater
690c5577b74f	ecb790b3409c	20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
ee54440abeeb	ac194aab980b	My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
174e5723812f	225a08c3c4e1	I don't think I really understand what this is.
546ff9ad0916	32aed7da2c9f	I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
8a2ab7668d66	6c1d54604426	their love was doomed from the start...
fb08f027ba57	b18f4833dfc9	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
c70dc9d5aadd	daa6cb4c0e97	The cat brought in another bird.
ee91b59f2cbf	7fddc5e896a0	Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
651ff4f0be99	9b5fd2c79341	#caturday
9296af7035eb	ca2a6c7e9f86	this didn't last long.
33a991efef4a	60e3cd8474aa	The Dissolution of Parliament.
3c119ee82341	6d8d641bd493	I 'M out of the acorn
a0d93a7a8991	a766a5550134	marvel universe howard the duck returns
801cfc94bc24	65fb81dd914f	BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
0255dbae5a0b	05b4175d28e1	My gout's acting up again
f00f2435d8e1	8a5f2942c127	Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
49326682b192	66f04b48ba96	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
6c54e3131987	fd4bab0c30e3	Parlez vous Francais?
e46463cf6bdf	b33f7dfc3ee0	We've got a problem
ad49dbcdb28a	cd75ef92c49c	The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
ce76f971ab77	a7e15e99cca4	First day of school.
be17eefb1f78	e4b5a6e9ab00	Nothing new under the sun
63b6ee4f605d	94c5a6c60bf0	engage!
6b1540d65cd9	2f5139fdda6c	The horrors of war
94747ba3fc1f	3faae50abfa9	flying car - it is now officially the future
f6eca105b9cf	7c25ce7a02e4	Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
6c295a41181b	08602e138c05	Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
8bd8c2f45819	3edb0cf4af16	devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
0f5554027450	7aff78b9668c	THAT'S NO MOON
1f1b42bbe968	7c18e3db8a64	my new toaster has some strange attachments
cb0a6c949703	a0f0f96c0f40	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
504c13fd9d9f	ae5350e13117	I've made a huge mistake
4128bcfca4cc	fb8d3117d3a3	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
210dd31668ab	6d1126291656	at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
6134a666e6a0	aa40d23c63f2	#awefullyNicetractsofland
bc538f4226ad	265815e5ba7e	which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
a90255e5a739	aebe9172c89c	hello darkness my old friend
52f334c5abaf	d98eb1087d99	real letters have curves #Serif
2f2590930fdd	aaf475e12180	Universe man, Universe man...
871563af8c2c	21576a2682e2	To the victor go the spoils.
471fb3a74c2a	7cdcbc7ecd2a	THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
2271009c87ed	32aed7da2c9f	Click to show secret text
82489f9b0f85	6d1126291656	it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
a22ad347c052	9bbac5d95498	I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
af1945a7ed67	51e9bbe4fecd	unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
774ba17cab27	e78f1767fb6a	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
4603fa6b5018	a6ce92184aac	Oh here we go
b1521b25b18f	81433abbc0dd	I will take that one please
e7f059f95674	02cd1184af7c	sad cow is sad
e767487bd02b	c11aa13ebab8	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
40c2e8bb1ed4	d4496e693ad6	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
12803a9941d7	83aee66830ba	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
180878725c3f	e2dffdd62ace	The birds found the hobbit hole
6fd754426745	8448a3c83b1f	Why are there ants on my face?!
3bdc4c62ce78	f8dbccef9e21	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
ca07855d9fbd	db5b4b63fb69	#Hopeicanfly
0c23f13491d0	1d28bd672f5d	My clothes need a wash...
488369c8de80	15efefc8c9e0	that's me!
7934346eca53	e715dc9ea337	in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
88dd834f9f60	5d8e1d1889f9	I'm never going on chatroulette again
00af8b56f644	e1d5b224cad6	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
3a461854808d	abb28f6609a7	i'm just surprised it took this long.
c6a578679ab3	ab85e27b7760	Do I look like a penguin?
967d24e3ed30	936182a971c1	only 90s kids will get this!
ca4214909ddd	4809cdd2dbdd	is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
369cb4c869ed	54b19f7c4f03	picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
e4baa63d7ad7	d26da045fe86	look what happened to my satellite
2973ac43f976	9ea3833b0a71	He nailed it!
10633e7ec3a7	6aa0c7ff2b91	those weren't Altoids.
916e66f973d0	1eb5a0ee7fd2	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
b4d1dad79ff0	fd8dedb9f32c	More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
d1c59dbb6f28	38b111244701	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
5b4341955fdc	85abfaba36b5	#Nailpolish
6fb8e4858626	7b6aa2e8b09b	Step 1: Jump the shark.
6e84f3cc3d7b	6a3486e865d8	Everything truly IS awesome!
509137744649	95ccd6364248	Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
fef6ea043ca4	a75a2c284bd1	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
35349757f0fc	212085ad2af5	SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
1c3d2c739f71	892bc2bbd3e6	First time posting, please be nice
034f88bb355f	441935095878	11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
c257c1bfb2e8	21305beb7f51	The Captain Crunch Kraken
b2ed8c5271be	4a70b4d650f6	the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
fa273c45d83e	10c1d5425f48	#me #throwbackthursday
53f845ad0434	38113e395336	my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
e6ef11d20fff	fe759fa57f81	My selfie stick broke.
714ce6d70ba4	cc5d4eaed406	Are you feeling lucky, punk?
3b938f5c5ebb	10307ab23113	welcome to the space jam
0e9c37fa842e	c2e86ecf6d30	#livefeed #colonoscopy
40d2b4639bec	31ddd9945040	I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
1e1e68a522d6	2315132d5f00	they said be careful, we said yolo
d3354b411523	87eace265eb5	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
050692f22419	212085ad2af5	That is one dapper bird.
f9fa0fe5a7f8	05cd69ce5480	Apparently it's a thing now...
7a5f180c257a	45a85e1c6500	Tamper-Proof
9f71782877a6	67d5ca01f1e9	Belgium
74b5f9a621c4	a4121d8873e6	SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
b98b7d5978fd	39b12a33e30e	I don't think I really understand what this is.
634a395f8fd4	6d1126291656	Today i am a Chinese clock
aceddbd97e28	05912644bcfb	Bangarang Motherfuckers
b6ab7e08ccbd	0aad58292649	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
6ffc4206e31e	a498bc9d963c	I never understood that part of the bibile
37203620e57e	ff20713d6d53	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
cf4f0768d31f	20d163d05085	A job so boring a bird could do it
029770f878d2	a6ce92184aac	and then there were nine
473c2e409f7a	c7af1d2b4e42	I CHOOSE YOU!
5d638eed64a1	2af368c1d634	where should i put this cool new tatto?
a2a536b9b590	721fde3c43af	product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
546e36a59b53	2e1b33b78b7a	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
d0b1e8b99283	5e586e391496	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
70f667f27a5d	e2c498d26ea4	This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
e9e3d122c659	33ace19cf756	An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
f914dc9df01a	39b12a33e30e	Nasa is fully funded
ca5dd6fb0ea6	44879975fb58	"Is it symmetric this way?"
a1903b14b30a	6d8d641bd493	Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
b97c0b37f68f	5ea3119b0c13	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
d1a66dd9e627	02b28c8a401d	Top of the world
eb34d36f6cf6	b33f7dfc3ee0	First time posting, please be nice
b7031367c119	d16029fb8686	The choice is simple.
36368acd281f	e9ba3f8476e1	Hey, it's windows 7 again!
7873316a3f80	8a5f2942c127	...Freudian sense tingling...
95cfdd2b016c	2e1b33b78b7a	#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
ad522a322696	c9127c2f2088	On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
af2f0ef733c7	6f396a0a1b7c	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
25bdd1cc15f4	65fb81dd914f	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
ff3920840ca5	c8f453e86277	why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
322451021039	f38be88b9cec	Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
4c45fd7dc35c	123e4ec62288	Click to show secret text
8fe05468bba4	e9e10255fda0	So, it has come to this...
5e4391290cd7	5809987c7d83	I knew there would be side effects
a85bd653ef1c	7b2f1bf0847f	The time has come.
5166a73e8aa9	459891d99059	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
ac58c66068ac	da1ca557b64e	There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
89f7017b2cba	8a816f82755d	Oh no, it's the moon
f651698d4bfe	f50a1ae13dc0	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
3728d3412886	67d5ca01f1e9	I'm a fighter!
df185e043104	671bce60f5a3	when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
6638e73d5439	5a1a21983f7b	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
14289c87aba9	698cc961c472	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
88c3cdcca412	7c18e3db8a64	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
541b876b8b17	15efefc8c9e0	bit nosy, aren't you?
e86143c3e9eb	dd1b125fe3c4	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
df8ec229f66a	32f92e302f64	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
9952c40e4d4b	ff2803045213	Fnnnaarrrrr!
cdb7d600252b	da1ca557b64e	How many can there be?
35da157e6a94	bbbda03f1051	my new toaster has some strange attachments
e11ab6b7bc26	759c29448e36	Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
d9bbe0138be5	0ec5d628b043	I blame supernasa
fd92f77ab88a	676c098de756	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
abf3930cfd93	15efefc8c9e0	Oy, my giblets!
4aa93a4c598d	c0f332e9575e	It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
9b47818897b2	7af1db07b282	The building blocks of life
99758003d586	400910c90e8c	cthulu caught me slipping
d780848b3713	6a57c265996d	Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
e27e6170af58	13e8c12da851	na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
4b9f821a4be5	a35b6aebbff6	I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
92db2d884827	5809987c7d83	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
2d4e1e3e2be2	1d28bd672f5d	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
42af25bbd530	2d8a610ac57d	Always get a full nights rest
47efb328c266	a43875abf9bb	Where are the three sea shells?
0550ea4dd404	e2575fd89a89	At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
dbe6588364f5	8c222bf9812b	I sentence you to deliciousness!
fb20830e4350	6a2fc065cbc9	I just want to watch the world burn
012e24ea9d27	50fac12bd542	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
03f94bb0d1c4	e4a6a5093098	BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
05b12e048333	62d36831eeb6	#fallingfromorbit
c8e9e1dca238	22d38bd088f3	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
42704bb32b2b	b70795dcf356	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
d0c06ad9a238	2b9a423e7a36	picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
e2a9f574b36a	f67296fb4000	#lifehacks
000bdcd96ce3	9dee5b4d860c	are you sure this is a commandline?
e28690f07e32	660350b11114	I will take that one please
eefeafd3b0f5	87355b37d71c	Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
b52d82adaa53	2421a8b1ba8d	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
0afaf43ff7e9	d6d0b07c5fd3	I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
164f7cb3152e	925757e220d5	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
097d3211bdfc	7a7ece27802f	GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
0eaec9f4e1a3	6aa0c7ff2b91	Thanks Obama!
e2ce8d42f627	e0919501a2b7	Just one of those days
8e284b4d2608	87355b37d71c	the event horizon returned
a0062dae348b	cf3e1579e183	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
f46a2a8a98bb	09ca4e467013	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
a659d597b8ea	db325d089aa4	Moses lied to me.
3c4595320674	5f37c1382122	welcome to the space jam
dd9615dd6748	43dcc12d2e75	It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
6c0c22dd9993	2e494a4f52d2	This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
5140e389a768	56d834294ad3	London
44c1da847bbd	bd7a0ed5e2ba	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
dd5b640e0344	a08adb381cb1	The vlog was better than the movie
3be4757b1905	cb75a888b3f1	we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
b2e6a80631e8	1eb5a0ee7fd2	two great tastes that go great together
663bc6ae6d48	59ead0250c96	Not a fruit
c7920a21bf5f	65fb81dd914f	picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
728c0d5fd9e2	e5a90d576045	Stop stalin and make up your mind
7d7b04ce552c	b18f4833dfc9	Things Lost in couch cushions
90ce6601f434	034c85450c85	It is never safe.
45fa031a5e10	fcf9829a0289	wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
4ef894c24044	1d8a0d2e6317	I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
3e4779c0733b	98fc754ed92b	Everything truly IS awesome!
cb2ee8bae61c	1eb5a0ee7fd2	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
ca0e2a7732e6	10307ab23113	Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
cd862a0023af	99505450db33	No lie, this is delicious
921a24489951	8ae3f2cc6623	You'll never guess what happens next...
67e5e651e671	0f23d409a5bf	hello darkness my old friend
9b4204627a15	a18b5ce7d17b	NUTS!
5378f5f2782e	db5b4b63fb69	The last person to be surprised by a selfie
ddae29e73edd	37d3a3a22fdb	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
9d0611ec9eeb	fe08a6dbda4b	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
64cb85232c31	da6fb833bded	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
977f5f85bac3	8009a7e58635	My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
984d0f32de8e	931fbf1515d4	The horrors of war
755dc2faa2de	80bdb547729a	Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
61dc56691d9f	cfef75512c74	I broke cookie clicker...
bbd15a569c62	a9c9733d88fa	Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
98b8e68bdf3e	a40295449b86	:-(
747096579bb5	21576a2682e2	I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
2146a4324483	600d22c38d1a	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
7557944a67e9	600d22c38d1a	What could possibly go wrong™?
6a34b2f0a1d3	aaf475e12180	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
cad5886dd192	5c2386c8cb54	ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
f1bcade15357	34474eb09cf6	The HORROR!
e4430a1b8f53	697d23440cbb	#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
d64245b88728	5f0b248137c3	i'll never get tired of this.
e6f3f154d17b	b118618d0e13	the new usb feels like a step backward
76d2f3fb1afe	8c99087ee6e8	whoops GPS error
475f266b0335	dc2b9c190c8c	The birds found the hobbit hole
f4b07eef0c1a	6c6706cf5ef0	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
9c236bacc3a2	d685eca93f95	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
86b28298628a	540c0d9dc845	the rest is darkness and decay
ad7209bc5590	0c11f3359c47	Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
d3b319e1d54a	65eb48ac2a21	amazons newest delivery method
ca020083ef59	eea655ca5250	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
7e8ee94394e6	660350b11114	Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
babcd5606056	4aedaf16c9ab	the rest is darkness and decay
70ddcfdcec01	ed4b93fb5693	My new cat is awesome
c63fda46ac82	f8dc0e0b0070	#livefeed #colonoscopy
d7dc7b9f80d7	01745d8436e5	it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
ab430363893c	4ce7ef19a9b0	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
34cb686e6b62	617af909bd1a	trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
3d1d2da21448	1cbd4410b0c5	ha ha ha... no.
c95db47d0989	532134699dc7	Why are there ants on my face?!
86204bdb8c0d	39842baaeb63	They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
68b2d5cd2ab6	1ee44ab3e6c1	Mari-OH
c3df0a867259	d9e51f4ef1b1	I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
79c9aa22513b	d1432b2e1c65	Bangarang Motherfuckers
4af74ac8f476	d1cde7ea1764	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
94a7880e618e	8a5f2942c127	You'll never guess what happens next...
f15320a78c0c	c19565ec0680	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
e8d80b06517b	a6b4a2789be0	Got your nose!
695a794748d5	b33f7dfc3ee0	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
8f369b5ec793	5c2386c8cb54	Apparently it's a thing now...
265b41c78437	43e4d1af3468	I lost my wits
cde57743d01b	4e353bcbacd9	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
6f49a16341cc	1dd718c7e20d	Is this real life?
1d170824e3af	16c8e9571d9b	Whale Selfie!
2fe9693c199a	83e2df101181	I've made a huge mistake
9735e874613e	fd4bab0c30e3	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
a7940e1fa195	ed8fed54a40e	nobody knows the trouble i've seen
40413267bb5a	b4c2a2c21aa4	IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
e252e83fb93e	cea86fee7249	I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
3c85d0518ae2	85abfaba36b5	Got your nose!
8f5f10d6d54a	8f45c84f3ae6	Office gamification has got out of hand.
b71666568fad	2315132d5f00	So, it has come to this...
47506cf229aa	e9ba3f8476e1	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
120de6995ca2	3a6f54c637ca	The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
cd8a7b0ba2b9	cc43b755a6f6	nobody knows the trouble i've seen
d71e2dd138ff	03fb6cbd1dd1	Are you kidding me?
71c2a81c1eb4	8a5f2942c127	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
af1b7b58def3	f565581780cd	Worst pokemon ever
60da0d62202e	874dc7983e02	how do you get the screensaver off?
68b582a0b1ea	9d0371422f7c	My new cat is awesome
d4ac46c73b89	83aee66830ba	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
97c337a8cd07	160d21c59873	in theathers, close to you
5f28832ac024	e715dc9ea337	My gout's acting up again
ee8e53e13304	b4c2a2c21aa4	hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
fe539d74634f	1d8a0d2e6317	Is there really any point? FML
9ad71d2dcb67	11a4256440cd	SIDE GOER 4
374ad1145643	60e3cd8474aa	My tastes are very... singular
332b15c25c93	88ab0a21a404	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
010d555c0ef6	7f59b89dbd33	What could possibly go wrong™?
ebc07ce08559	e2dffdd62ace	the rest is darkness and decay
f99db01cc68b	aa40d23c63f2	Somewhere, this exists.
f21361b70e99	2f8c5e653311	This is what i had for breakfast
cf4e952ae37a	6d3bab8fa9cd	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
c832c85481e1	f72d7871223f	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
1955ee63bc48	a6b4a2789be0	Found this in my garden, wtf?
d37fce5a4ae6	02eab95bdf15	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
7571972a773c	42875287a95b	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
df092f75b806	dfd96fb9b1ae	Me, before the topical ointment
c7d560e59f4f	7f08d55f0410	Picasso's illegitimate child...
bf8f0de34879	18f0fd29360a	PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
ef0c24bc14ad	8c222bf9812b	I never understood that part of the bibile
0a71b4596c0b	fe4cc0126964	"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
298502ddee4e	215928a121d4	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
a25899755a4a	ee25a67ed5bf	#Long_Exposure
e6e26ee7f099	98f6da531564	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
b78f9e48fb45	654bbc9c2f25	No guitar without a sombrero
0447bb4471fe	43dcc12d2e75	which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
1983eaf8b845	fafb89e8da7a	My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
5572a16f09f6	b3b3c866ccae	yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
4cd7f598dbc0	de6f77a0d4dc	Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
464239e66d80	8a9f34703e2d	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
73ff7fe3aa43	ac194aab980b	This is what I do on friday evenings now
b0982e57ab3e	698cc961c472	The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
0afd1e6b7934	e78f1767fb6a	#Nailpolish
8c7617eb36d9	aebe9172c89c	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
526b5dfe179c	b9d5949f285a	inner city air conditioning
4e74df1c17aa	2445b7adb800	My Hobby: freaking people out
384f9aef20c9	4b8b14997691	about to die lol
8890c51e1989	47b87ebe144c	there is none of this left in the men's room #help
159316052d49	82a5dc42c884	I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
bb01516e6487	c0f332e9575e	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
428f04b6e0ad	dfd96fb9b1ae	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
80791b2a69dd	1ee44ab3e6c1	?????????????
39f32350775a	1fb6d104fc4e	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
156b5a784a4e	6f396a0a1b7c	CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
0dd843ec32a1	f7bfe79b4c39	Found this in my garden, wtf?
426f23e74e3f	02cd1184af7c	Larry asked me to be his wingman
4f943932bd26	32f92e302f64	should i see a doctor about this?
b74a8c56b4e5	37abfa9969c7	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
10b92b4a2a6a	eaf524a2f41e	Nothing new under the sun
40087256b19e	8828788976ac	It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
e2d1c6388833	77ed0a75923a	Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
e18141658acb	45dfc555391a	How did the mars rover get here?
e6db15664fa9	8fdafa840de8	Do you feline lucky, punk?
3e6424d1616c	73a9dfe53068	Alan?
cc2cfce1c49d	516a9ccdc425	Don't inhale!
1bca7a4156df	9ea3833b0a71	this plot is odd.
2f93fbbf4d49	d7b2b76fdd04	sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
8b9c7b4da095	c5fec0195ecd	just cos()
539a80da4202	683cdb105cdc	been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
5b661175810d	1803157899e5	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
80fea418822d	2e7213f87bb7	i don't remember this scene form star wars
c010e4f1c295	b89e4a15a0b5	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
6ca3cb070802	99505450db33	I've found a new way to feed the poor
8d6ff59499bb	395154ee8f31	I've found a new way to feed the poor
d67bcdd1c501	b3e92f1b2488	You'll never guess what happens next...
c8601edeb1fb	17915eae60bc	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
679009527703	8178c0cabd72	I lost my wits
d1f8564a882c	532134699dc7	the way of the future
8e11a8288c37	601c1a8b1e45	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
4dd326c01866	d4358924c89b	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
8ffba93b5575	1fb6d104fc4e	My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
b9071e1a0695	b3b3c866ccae	Screw it, here's a cat pic
84d8e9b2f51c	51c994821764	Man, it's windy
6f165c5d5103	2445b7adb800	that's me!
73ca1bf9abd8	80e67cc1e381	The newest Olympic sport
64c668ecb965	94c5a6c60bf0	where should i put this cool new tatto?
cac0b974abc0	550f7a04f1e7	Best Christmas gift EVER!
42866f65024c	9d0371422f7c	I've made a huge mistake
a283bee64941	da1ca557b64e	what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
b3ee29a96f0c	b4cc62c6ce6e	oh I feel a yearning so bad
37222c65d083	a96ef02038be	Do I look like a penguin?
caba979f0033	65eb48ac2a21	about to die lol
c27e35cbde63	a9acb7116fa2	Travel the length of these massive bison
bac5630f92a5	3faae50abfa9	Click to show secret text
9216b41b07dd	5303e2f6e8b0	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
769e1472aa85	e31b4f8d0d7d	The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
ffeb90983d33	265815e5ba7e	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
2ee8dda03f7f	55bad9cbd974	only 90s kids will get this!
01c4348cd6dc	721fde3c43af	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
35700db037f5	e2f6212df0f5	This is what i had for breakfast
1b9e8a8d28b9	0e686f7800f8	All things considered, it turned out nice again
29676ed28526	941d84236630	Field Trip!
827cbcaf1b11	09ba72e7bfe7	#flavorbomb
063d12703ee0	8c99087ee6e8	I'm a fighter!
76baf8a41117	f6298c1c3134	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
a01f5d973d0b	ea4343fc4cac	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
42a4c1b573b9	de6f77a0d4dc	#bedhead
11902a6503e9	d7b2b76fdd04	What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
79201c607b15	8145b1145ed7	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
fe2852f9c774	e9ba3f8476e1	[user was banned for this text]
394c550e1c81	6b39dc0f0c25	back on tinder!
7f85a5fd4413	141cb16a24f1	I dream of death
68f9c87af08d	645031adce2c	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
27fa204d3f44	7f133299116d	Do you have a lighter?
9ccca64f4b0f	56d834294ad3	Target Found.
1540894d2745	a6b4a2789be0	i'm just surprised it took this long.
440e2293d99b	148a91f8a103	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
676cc3a0cebc	a40295449b86	He nailed it!
80a9f0ed1467	9dc300ca8fbd	????????
623b1664573d	b3b3c866ccae	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
708d0535c222	08dec1d33005	i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
987f19503186	4828480933e3	Magnificent as fuck
64092351ecf8	e0ce298f4750	Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
96ffb06cc945	a9acb7116fa2	Oh here we go
257c2f24ec4c	5df678ccff3b	Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
3d97918856a1	416a214c5e51	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
fd40d70df380	7806ec34850c	For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
889c86164749	e6966f356be2	The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
3810407dc733	9fc6d190dd43	Black box recorder
eb921f0d0d90	7b8dd1fa9b09	their love was doomed from the start...
18fdf33073d0	b118618d0e13	My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
df5cba26a9d8	fa57c6c5e546	i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
c45620e5b4b5	9dae49a80ef9	Spaaaaaaaace!
1978b117c9c8	416a214c5e51	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
e8efa2015837	01745d8436e5	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
aa27360c24c5	ed3c38553bb5	brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
f9a727c60143	22d38bd088f3	Light traffic today.
a545d073688a	8ea51cfb3342	WARRRBLGARBL
dcaa07def101	5303e2f6e8b0	Mentos and lava
a737fd56a954	70a5f4a8bc72	what a bummer
abd89ecf6509	a6ce92184aac	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
e2fae3ca7dc9	e03721358827	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
8431d80251b7	6bcdc631d4fd	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
5494a1c24282	78f4dc46875e	i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
38c0b9f336f6	459891d99059	Monday mornings
96cb3cf8570a	62abd7c005ee	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
fa67dd2fc2ca	0f23d409a5bf	?????????????
935afef41ce1	deeb1ef96574	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
7873d3a7a908	a9c9733d88fa	Light traffic today.
c020cfa33834	f8dc0e0b0070	New car flipping world record set
16cedcb26f3d	dadca81122da	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
8bd3539d4ccb	8a5f2942c127	toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
e8aa1c3ef73a	caab8cbb2d01	You'll never guess what happens next...
553e708ee1a5	b3b3c866ccae	Need a Haircut
d5f12c20393f	6a3486e865d8	My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
dca409f51c01	6f396a0a1b7c	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
ef9747dab2cb	20d163d05085	the way of the future
ee19237adad8	307bc37a8e8d	Where did this road come from?!?
2c4265e0ddd7	b18f4833dfc9	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
7a6712719aaf	e9ba3f8476e1	welcome to Argentina
34cd9c5d68fb	eaf3944550ac	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
14170a640886	d2d6221717b6	The Captain Crunch Kraken
d8ecaf0e680a	2315132d5f00	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
9cf5aaf4f42a	9ea3833b0a71	Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
b195c07fd568	3ea8cd3dbdbc	I guess I only have myself to blame.
a09c0a93f99e	65fb81dd914f	WARRRBLGARBL
03f47dcb4431	9d61c8e7aca2	Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
af06bbe22f20	415b14c8b862	Picasso's illegitimate child...
0f911c1ac402	6bcdc631d4fd	#delfie
6bd6f29e6d97	e0ce298f4750	Yeah... never gonna happen
36d83fae8464	f8dbccef9e21	"...The Aristocrats."
26fd236b277a	36ee8b9ffeec	they're all dead, dave.
53f1e82b28e1	e9ba3f8476e1	their love was doomed from the start...
e1de7375d109	6e36bdd423d3	11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
df7d004f0bec	96ff894f1851	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
153afaf7430e	83e2df101181	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
96265cc7ae10	1bd3e7350353	forgot to turn the oven off!
fbd2cccde414	b3b3c866ccae	Wait, you can see that too
1f880ceee173	53beb2829a3a	#DARE to #DREAM
8d085473dcdf	3c92d1027a14	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
efb92a07df02	11aec29cb014	Me, before the topical ointment
e2d3296f130d	874dc7983e02	this guy keeps following me
29568655f320	fe4cc0126964	the event horizon returned
d6a86de008c8	0e686f7800f8	help wanted. inquire within.
aef53fc0ce8d	fc4d271b85f6	Ayyyy LMAO!
84e3920ff408	5809987c7d83	look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
03bf15424553	a53b48798e38	Oh God! It's happening again!
2fa6c6c2e20a	7f92a63f5b80	how do I take photos with this?
cd118f328d68	4a05b122a05d	Where did this road come from?!?
40252da04d76	c11aa13ebab8	OH MY GOD A HORSE
af07bea7f0df	fbecf00ae97f	Oh God! It's happening again!
94f8459dcf86	b15624b39699	Something seems to be wrong with my car
a08206066dfb	5e586e391496	I'm lost without your love, baby
181785a4aa9b	ac194aab980b	I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
2ee3ba0a5aed	eaad499163e0	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
09303d99cb97	0e686f7800f8	#illuminati
669f8cd3efe6	18f0fd29360a	Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
6f31055470e7	faaeebb0aeac	Where did this road come from?!?
0f716cbc69e8	b18f4833dfc9	Magnificent as fuck
5f2204a9ad08	2f2d4d36df15	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
af7da912d158	1803157899e5	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
f37db2e4f7f6	d685eca93f95	Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
d7d84b90a9fa	7f08d55f0410	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
ce885b3d7d30	a7c209257ad1	sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
93ea2dcd011d	42f77c77637d	ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
0daadf992ad4	ed6360dfe4c4	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
927b459d6251	f8dbccef9e21	??
bb6254984cb5	deeb1ef96574	Myspace tom to ground control-
328bee7ca5ce	05912644bcfb	hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
d0d7b770265b	b08505ac7848	Wow. Just, Wow.
12f5535684ea	d685eca93f95	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
79e83d8bba10	6b264b422c02	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
400934c551d6	8ce440504a07	product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
f2faa7679219	2421a8b1ba8d	capes are in fashion
5de7d90be419	6c6706cf5ef0	The HORROR!
4fe1a3ef3a61	415b14c8b862	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
5ae20389849e	d7b2b76fdd04	better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
4c85738a549d	1eb5a0ee7fd2	It's the little things
416a04755205	7271643553a4	check out my usb sword!
c6507631180a	a2250171b45e	Black begins and wins.
e76d44fe20af	c7ec57f483cd	This photo was taken from my iphone
c4ca7e4ed578	bad7fe536469	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
cd090e5c5cd9	86ea721314f1	The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
e60e3431b2b6	42b45c70ab63	I've found a new way to feed the poor
ff6c0b03439d	d7bef8511cc1	Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
18f01a40fb45	172a82f9c431	?????????????
a929c82a32e4	51c994821764	This is how you get ants!
e2cf5b433992	233afc11fdb4	A job so boring a bird could do it
01ac8a3fed70	e78f1767fb6a	He did say it was edible
440d7a8c6449	9dc300ca8fbd	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
fc5200f269b6	47e972de2a8e	finally got that squid stache
84954cdf219c	6a2fc065cbc9	Why potato why?
5615434ffeda	150721cee207	We can't do it, the moon is in the way
06149d00e4a3	faf209490182	This photo was taken from my basement
23d0acb52ac9	7c18e3db8a64	Triumph. Pure triumph.
86ad36c00f6e	93d885613089	like my new haircut?
d97829f318da	9c0c7ada805d	That's gonna hurt on the way out
674d8d3d0d21	47b87ebe144c	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
f4ddb86fd040	265815e5ba7e	So thats What Jesus did
4661cdb293ac	caab8cbb2d01	I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
8298e7d43c77	d1432b2e1c65	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
d826b7e36d87	8946b52d5945	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
ec2c68bb2ebb	53beb2829a3a	20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
c5fdb14b0657	8098b6e52a8d	should i see a doctor about this?
183e5f074bf9	f42833bd2ecc	when you see it...
13c0a65042f4	ab85e27b7760	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
81565611df66	05cd69ce5480	That's gonna hurt on the way out
45bcf7661f5a	4a19ad9fa9dc	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
cd911e53a612	cf668a11b9f0	On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
9fbb5918bb00	e251d107ecc8	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
850be3f6a849	0261a1a6ad74	Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
1b69cb9e948e	1803157899e5	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
5ab856f142fc	45dfc555391a	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
f592ac5c1e34	fc657d47e33e	The time has come.
51d993ede444	1bd3e7350353	Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
7ac79f5d0ca9	b2f6ac624a6b	You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
4c280342451b	877f694732c0	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
5f6ea162cce4	b3f5fe3d25b1	Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
4994e15a8992	6d1126291656	The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
cf89c8921675	d98eb1087d99	I forgot to get a plane
4ae41e82795f	b6534ec9a50b	You'll never guess what happens next...
bbaafbdb67c8	43d261c352ba	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
906f844ee025	2f8c5e653311	I can take photos with my teeth!
9db5c9d80004	5c2386c8cb54	hello darkness my old friend
87650eba93d6	382b161233d2	Do you care to #engage with this #content
8c6e7985edd0	219174de0d49	stipple slash of saturn
9c3bb53b3c36	2d72a7e51416	in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
35c12e3a1275	56b0dc2c4a9a	ever get the feeling you're being watched?
a6482866e9bf	f42833bd2ecc	Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
81c3da8ba96d	0c40e56c643a	"Space duckin'" By led blimp
07c4c284c0b4	250a074b0607	First post, be friendly
e0bb1d1019f7	54a54896c672	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
d1f16ec3ad93	c4028c21e71c	I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
6eee3332e7c8	aa07e36b66ab	I told you to keep the raptors secure
2c29b7bb7be7	6b98bacc2865	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
ee8da2e4f4de	ce66a2faf2a3	Come on party people, put your hands together
798e26fd6335	fd5ed226f3b5	...Freudian sense tingling...
218761aff020	698cc961c472	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
6234f544553e	b71d2b588ffa	amazons newest delivery method
76bfe99626cf	2cd492f68159	#Nailpolish
fd420641599d	95fd495595b4	Homo helicopteris captured in bali
0d80a58b3dff	141cb16a24f1	An unsuccessful bike design...
66936b6fbe1f	05912644bcfb	My Hobby: freaking people out
de74e46bc11f	26f932f7b668	#nofilter
eb4746aafc0f	09ba72e7bfe7	I'm ready!
ddb67289ad70	3303a3961e6c	how do you get the screensaver off?
9d353bfb6fbe	2973df263d5c	Perspective issues
1c4a2c5ad5d3	6d4374896e8a	Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
67a289f7afe7	73ba5146f506	i think i need to get out more.
aa2fef574137	75cbe8e0e9a9	Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
f543fdf4e38d	45dfc555391a	best republican caucus ever!
fa4ecc809458	d7b2b76fdd04	Hey, it's windows 7 again!
911ec1ac6157	45f49cc6a02e	Magnified 10,000 times
86746130c498	a10df00c1984	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
b71c01360b53	7b8dd1fa9b09	every breath you take, every move you make
ac81e4dd1d0e	3a6f54c637ca	I thought of it, and it happened
5b815ec31a8b	e4a6a5093098	the rest is darkness and decay
3ae86cdee4f3	e90d1ba23358	the hills have eyes
201f07a6c49f	75aaa988879a	Minister! We're running out of time.
ef5297430f76	b383658ed774	This needs a motivational text
cb96183e26f3	702b1488680d	Thanks Obama!
79763f6c3841	8a816f82755d	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
acaecd20cca8	2e1b33b78b7a	Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
5da657674ad5	0c40e56c643a	Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
5e2545bf9ac8	7fa6c1b8f1cf	so, scientology...
1de4d91b955f	1f529118806c	Everything maKes perfect sense now.
cf59de53bfb2	72b80e3e6f80	So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
a017470e8a9e	bced584e8b7e	Is this real life?
f554659d3f07	6d1126291656	Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
7bc91807cbc5	bbbda03f1051	I broke the etch & sketch
03e39c8ecb48	b383658ed774	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
5d4da584ed78	6f396a0a1b7c	I'm going to be smashed to bits
64bce3ad206a	77e76741b491	cthulu caught me slipping
1f1e7b3ae9c9	0261a1a6ad74	Always get a full nights rest
11b85e25f058	8ce440504a07	SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
ecfda541ae72	1f529118806c	It's not a good part of town
d6e4339a11be	75333edd14cb	Larry asked me to be his wingman
ef7e656f79a0	11e39871b180	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
61829a457ad8	e1ddeaf7d3c0	Fulfilling western ideals!
c5d9e5944544	9fc6d190dd43	Down time
7ef59fea7407	f44c64ac7e20	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
fc7c378db021	141cb16a24f1	The knids are hungry
4c1b7f3698e7	36d65e9490e4	Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
d538c8b5b65e	ac998b22b4d4	Burrito night
d04379ec6397	f5a037a62bda	about to die lol
2f548d996398	9fc5e66c0884	love it!
6564bfdc36f0	e4bfd3635fdd	mario Kart is harder in real life
36f948a4b677	39842baaeb63	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
7f46885f1c0a	cf3e1579e183	You'll never guess what happens next...
92caea0784c7	45dfc555391a	about to die lol
06a0fe2740b4	2e1b33b78b7a	my friend posing while a plane flies by
ec22e66de565	215928a121d4	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
3f6ab5803341	b4c2a2c21aa4	Well, now this is a thing.
2707d53c3688	19fcaa244177	Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
f810ae28cbcb	a06de52211f2	The ents met the triffids
b8b718013250	693260ec0bf8	The birds found the hobbit hole
1918f529b9fb	05cd69ce5480	#BROKEN
9704082ced3c	16a76c300029	Ayyyy LMAO!
4b08cb7f5320	68338c348065	Click to show secret text
f94e1674f400	6bcdc631d4fd	So, it has come to this...
bd277542bca8	60e3cd8474aa	FUCK NOT AGAIN
54d962b85701	9d0371422f7c	Black begins and wins.
817d45159528	32aed7da2c9f	#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
948ed4882944	179dbd8f7209	As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
6990c847b3d8	215928a121d4	big ben is going down.
cda82554e80c	a7e15e99cca4	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
7ca4fa4f013b	5809987c7d83	Got your nose!
43174a8abf12	f1c486c6819b	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
6ac2f317cc27	fd8dedb9f32c	PostPostModern art
065c8de02b25	315f6e4c8a84	furrowed mustache
e996f88278ad	22d38bd088f3	If you're brave enough...
7b3465ff4701	cc5d4eaed406	Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
eadd9044b920	504c1be163d8	"...The Aristocrats."
00e5b2c1fa3c	5f814d6725df	You'll never guess what happens next...
4de22de67700	d26da045fe86	Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
b178ed4ce426	671bce60f5a3	New means to help collect more evidence
1133e396cb4a	68a9726a825d	i broke it
5263b2fd65e1	ab85e27b7760	DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
31d1b38a6cac	2e1b33b78b7a	i'm just surprised it took this long.
a19ed5c1eaf4	600d22c38d1a	love it!
42c677cdaf31	dc3a38493f7d	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
11e398687660	a3b3ee0b8579	Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
115bba798390	c8f453e86277	i'll never get tired of this.
1cfe27a0ef0b	fe6ee9987755	#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
b2aaf3af1db1	fe759fa57f81	Apparently it's a thing now...
c5a005548c85	786f685a1a8b	New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
f8ca6d8d8165	03fabcf11842	i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
ba6a55c9fe82	540c0d9dc845	Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
325a4531ddf3	160d21c59873	Man or mouse? No need to decide!
a9b91831a825	9c039349b0b2	Apparently it's a thing now...
ba2915267c0a	945dee2035fd	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
8c47669bf3ae	8927b3addaf6	New means to help collect more evidence
a6ca572b5cf8	9c0c7ada805d	Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
e7f98a17ce4d	a35b6aebbff6	Best. Funeral. Ever.
b1541afe31f8	b877166e5cc9	Oh no! Not again.
da74dc3c9b62	700cdaba58ad	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
7be99a3fe5c9	e715dc9ea337	and suddenly, popcorn
84da12e78250	cdd5e6281e09	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
5933afea51fc	cf668a11b9f0	Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
ebe6bb4b4e68	f44c64ac7e20	na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
d418ab3a97ab	abaa739cc985	I am a beautiful person.
2802d03bba61	ee43627dcb65	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
dd5cde0eb486	1c4ca7d93623	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
7eb9bd8bff9a	117cd0ce46cd	Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
e5861224ffeb	bc52e95506cb	it was an odd place to find a stop sign
1f160ecfd6ae	e5976ee2c238	they said we couldn't play god
25d0ea5991a4	36d65e9490e4	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
1624df801eb7	77df0de596eb	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
db6c0f8e84c4	61f58d48c281	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
ca5b9980fb5c	87eace265eb5	watch me become the next favorite kardashian
c8cc5eca6e01	7bc308ea1436	im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
828fc27fe15b	f50a1ae13dc0	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
98256cee95c4	b18f4833dfc9	#flavorbomb
57ac30c5887a	7bb7044fc42b	#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
adc6a7c7479d	d51bc6db1470	Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
17db06505b76	c3629da07d92	I'm a fighter!
c4ffb7674f36	532134699dc7	Oh bother not again
d9ec4b36a164	9ea3833b0a71	about to die lol
06882d0fb611	a06de52211f2	HODOR!
4aba2806467e	f12910f29abb	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
038f1c053a09	da0b380eb06e	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
8af6a3ebba12	32aed7da2c9f	George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
179b1ebfd0ef	32f92e302f64	terminal velocity is a myth
56cf9f095004	5d8e1d1889f9	I was just trying to install freebsd...
459badcaef91	7c29fe125de7	like my new haircut?
3906f19bee23	2a34b702697e	paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
cc9aeb0d1759	0076a139094d	The newest Olympic sport
70f4b11113d1	62b63542fae9	love it!
b358bfb65862	250a074b0607	11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
5c5174ba27e1	2315132d5f00	Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
26197e66480b	117cd0ce46cd	This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
6b550c3710f8	16c8e9571d9b	AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
dec5778f68e7	b1c0d705a617	those weren't Altoids.
105a58ba4c20	c2e86ecf6d30	I was late
19b735106f8a	382b161233d2	welcome to the space jam
5d9086469491	96ff894f1851	photo proof for you skeptics out there
460c8518414d	ebbdfebbfec8	BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
6898519e34ab	5ef5374d4eb0	99 bottles of beer on the wall
df780a537c90	76ca58e573df	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
dc3bb86c2a4c	88ab0a21a404	It's a Finger trap
241b9fe9eb4a	2b9a423e7a36	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
9aa5acf5df42	d67cfc2d428e	i wonder why you left me here.
1dde930463b4	5809987c7d83	Now turn it upside-down
a53f1fb04f70	e5976ee2c238	photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
6ea741612082	6d4374896e8a	The Captain Crunch Kraken
a81f825954e8	dc933d5fbb12	An eight-stringed octopus?
c9a0dc76154d	62cd3460a783	it's in a good part of town
0da002648514	b08505ac7848	Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
93d27e9a819b	7c29fe125de7	Now turn it upside-down
8d97f5536659	bc1a28e826bd	My server cooling system.
dbf125f79ff9	85a3fb7f0457	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
8d2b4d7a3af6	e4c70cd09780	filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
c059a8298f20	16a76c300029	What are pixels?
3a59d1ae851c	9d61c8e7aca2	Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
f123af0a8830	f6cfad7bb0e1	Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
21e8cc5a776c	52553e122c5c	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
8ab82424f453	14dcc16e1fe6	the rest is darkness and decay
1fa93749686a	2d72a7e51416	Magnificent as fuck
44baab944d72	85a3fb7f0457	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
f0dddfacd506	f38be88b9cec	Where do I plug this in?
0b6b01461dfa	13e8c12da851	IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
cb560ab5a5e0	ac5fc5941ecd	Why do people do this?
0387b3cbc0ec	7f08d55f0410	reverse et
9d6a525430e2	56d834294ad3	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
9eaa086846ef	102c63887dba	big data strikes back
a97d2ac949b5	540c0d9dc845	my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
e57d2114f846	803e1598b672	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
28f3189071f5	d67cfc2d428e	Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
2cfbc715c755	98f6da531564	You did what in my tuba?
2f0772e1584c	1dd718c7e20d	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
866c05af95be	44879975fb58	These aren't my sandwiches
dad7c5eb6071	1bc70a101a8f	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
2e49e963c92b	9d0371422f7c	Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
675e37086a83	5a1a21983f7b	when you see it...
e72c28e9ad39	e2575fd89a89	That's too much, man!
50253c816716	57498405462f	Wow, did you see that??!!
d5d8e987806f	72b80e3e6f80	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
748b5346c520	62e698929a98	Cat tax paid
c83baffbc0c3	cc5d4eaed406	On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
481685051b4b	f3d0c85e8fbb	Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
d10943a71ed5	9f252e164423	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
5f82354d0937	0ec5d628b043	Alan?
32cc795bf7b4	2973df263d5c	true culprit of global warming!
d9fd59e00c42	d6d0b07c5fd3	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
4f02b8dec845	a831919d153e	the event horizon returned
cd4309900cb7	7e75cda41f5e	The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
9674f28c1bf3	30d33648a505	night sledding deserves a quiet night
503e6fb0ac68	62d36831eeb6	Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
5bd28b9e3d9e	f66a2a6dab59	My new tattoo
9267d4d04789	d5814b78c6b9	The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
a6561009c934	6fb450cbc14b	Larry asked me to be his wingman
8ee298fd2dd9	7652b0b17249	#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
be62fd3c0c66	26f932f7b668	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
0cfd3f8e666e	4612ca3ea03f	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
783e73ad647b	2d72a7e51416	"Space duckin'" By led blimp
66525d9ba507	7504f42b612e	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
0d31abd707d5	cd301178819e	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
fc0e1177e9cc	73a9dfe53068	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
0eca80e12dfe	5d27e2398770	I've never been so aware of my own hunger
f83611750f38	550f7a04f1e7	This is why we can't have good things
204c2d620674	b3e92f1b2488	about to die lol
0628dae45bcf	215928a121d4	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
aa4c6f17f16b	2c55f3bf0a4f	No lie, this is delicious
3f89cd403c4f	538f03891b16	I've made a huge mistake
c8692c7d5807	b467c4b866c7	????????
79aa5978086f	e5a90d576045	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
cf7e48a0a279	e31b4f8d0d7d	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
803138b025e5	0a1fdbb68c6e	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
b783780e2fbb	42a4119b7a38	Spring has sprang
ea651c220336	52eb6e40b776	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
15c33d5b2640	8c99087ee6e8	I was late
65e5082ed2e0	858b90c571a8	it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
40f9ffce5e37	cfc472da0f92	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
1cc81e751ee2	8667115f2e3a	Oops.
fbbf46d0b91d	0835b2656faf	I don't regret pressing the button
0ed2fbb0be20	05b4175d28e1	#notamodel #nofilter
6e9998daf366	02eab95bdf15	New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
7cc42203fbea	3a6f54c637ca	in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
67063cfee4ac	803e1598b672	I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
e003617797e3	c4028c21e71c	Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
07cee7ce87df	e4c70cd09780	Perspective issues
c680758288ba	936182a971c1	this was my inspiration
fe613402770b	28241826b9bd	I never understood that part of the bibile
40728e4b12d5	fc4d271b85f6	void main() { fork; }
dc6e691b1329	b713cd3eb0a5	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
d4f590f0187b	7fec1582cad0	Magnificent as fuck
d8563315b83d	abaa739cc985	my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
186b7f907602	e4b5a6e9ab00	my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
c3341111fee4	d1432b2e1c65	But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
64a064b546f7	64b298792bbd	This is twitter, right? #confused
abb3a5a2ef1b	516a9ccdc425	"Is it symmetric this way?"
933863443114	dccd8efcd65f	#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
ea89ac9e8b71	0dc7b8ad992f	Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
a662dc4c06f2	a53b48798e38	We can't do it, the moon is in the way
5b050894a24f	f8dbccef9e21	That's gonna hurt on the way out
1bf4f6186217	212085ad2af5	My new tattoo
4aab36d3d99b	97c1e78b7180	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
f3feea7af126	904def06c9f2	Oh, Canada...
dbfff16ddd42	c836c8d6d3e8	Something seems to be wrong with my car
0415a80cfc26	5ddd76bb3d6c	It is never safe.
d682b010d035	cd301178819e	Universe man, Universe man...
6f0aaba963d5	27237f493c5e	Ayyyy LMAO!
282d03de5cf9	e4c70cd09780	So thats What Jesus did
1cdf41e4d233	e83db656dd53	[user was banned for this text]
6451d2ef84c4	f0991487cc01	The time has come.
8b3611c21f07	ec801ea1b655	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
69d2e5901a53	70a5f4a8bc72	Had to settle for a beard
267823375ae3	1d8a0d2e6317	Steve is realxing
ac52b981f215	3b3a000a7699	Parlez vous Francais?
0632939d896c	e5976ee2c238	Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
6280e106dd87	416a214c5e51	#livefeed #colonoscopy
3a4c2209dfd9	e4a6a5093098	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
95889e90260a	91254334143f	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
623d6eb6f67d	6d3bab8fa9cd	Nothing new under the sun
49510daa6b8f	c518ce489c3b	The last person to be surprised by a selfie
0aa820b19899	fe4cc0126964	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
81a61cc09ee1	1fb6d104fc4e	the charge of the light brigade
125dd741e177	08602e138c05	throwing epic shade!
e666392f717e	7b6aa2e8b09b	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
2e7bc165080f	11a4256440cd	#Toobigtofall
a7b1baedb0bb	9cfa73f0c93a	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
6e0583b54f1c	99505450db33	hello darkness my old friend
56d924e36696	e7e1910c416d	Fnnnaarrrrr!
b3cb9cd1ec3f	e31b4f8d0d7d	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
86b37776cccc	f5a037a62bda	no one ever suspected the shovel
57471d008bd3	70f53e83e86d	What? It's always that color.
8bdf63130f87	42e5ebc4c98f	#nomakeup #natural
23d302bdaa5b	6d1126291656	It is never safe.
1ea7cdff41d7	0ec5d628b043	wake up sheeple!
37506944f31d	91329e7a7b5a	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
a712d93f2811	e2a47ca2b07f	they're all dead, dave.
0c050c232b8b	104cfa1288c2	about to die lol
bd705f6ae8f3	62cd3460a783	I've been robbed!
b2d5de0f3da6	6a3486e865d8	amazons newest delivery method
6698d4a0138f	fb8549b59577	??????????!
2e1e5109b1ae	90f117ad64c6	I told you to keep the raptors secure
d85b10002c11	e0684d7c2409	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
5d8176db5813	15d876b5083d	Man, it's windy
6a1b74d8c5c2	5887b2af9571	sarlac ball-pit!!!
584cbed7045b	7469e715a2d5	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
a6098539b238	87e7cfea2ca9	#bornthisway
dc482af9e4a9	ba7d1a9cef0f	Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
d03b79e5deef	2315132d5f00	Belgium
7bdb11ef85db	8145b1145ed7	hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
d8a73d875b88	c518ce489c3b	New means to help collect more evidence
a27cbe2531af	004a83c9eb34	No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
bc99650bcf3f	2f8c5e653311	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
ffaff7ac6c4f	1c4ca7d93623	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
194a3fdaf9c7	a7e15e99cca4	So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
18eedcca45ff	074bdfdee612	Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
b886bfaff7ea	6a57c265996d	love it!
89731b157911	382b161233d2	I never understood that part of the bibile
a564594a2462	fcf9829a0289	This photo was taken from my iphone
f49cb5987926	a40295449b86	I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
8c832b13b7a1	73a05e1d5a91	Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
06aa8c342c86	05cd69ce5480	New haircut!
ae6ae124261e	c11aa13ebab8	This photo was taken from my iphone
34e5db2d14c2	2445b7adb800	You'll never guess what happens next...
f04acfa392cb	7e75cda41f5e	I'm a Real Boy!
f06c6d787daf	141cb16a24f1	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
8ee0975377f4	58377b6190af	cthulu caught me slipping
a43cfd66a9da	9fc5e66c0884	Sun deflation: optimal
61913d1cb488	5e9d018dcbc9	Check out my new sonic oc!
a890258863ef	ab85e27b7760	If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
75f384cdd2a4	9c039349b0b2	This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
da511068695e	2315132d5f00	this was my inspiration
f3789f9cd673	a766a5550134	???????????????•??•? ????????????
2863348b8fa1	87355b37d71c	Oh, that's where I left them!
9d3f1f18ddee	0eb151241b5b	Come with me on a journey into time and space
bf11284338c0	e21406b7151b	That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
4a41bede162f	8cf0aae237b9	More advantages to USB type c revealed
ee97256332c4	9c28faff5070	i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
2f5ede2026e6	a40295449b86	New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
3d5624fc7db3	cca33f6e1445	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
195e39602869	c3d55f5ed151	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
7ebfe1cfc1a9	b89e4a15a0b5	Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
3387a2e47abf	e08bbb290e90	i'm just surprised it took this long.
6443370f6b1a	034c85450c85	the game begins...
b200e0830f2d	22e28e5cca06	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
61e96360b33e	11aec29cb014	#delfie
649de071d178	68a9726a825d	Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
af6faab67482	16a76c300029	The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
446d0a365eca	5f6adc17052d	I knew there would be side effects
39fc0c5eac0e	d7b2b76fdd04	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
6d2ac6efc7c5	ac194aab980b	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
f75a402f4d7d	f72d7871223f	Somewhere, this exists.
70ae18c8a983	2cd492f68159	It's a Finger trap
0e10da0befd6	ad84df3b19fb	These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
9008c0662784	e53c20bb80db	This is what i had for breakfast
5c916786bae3	62cd3460a783	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
3d4f02d89f69	a06de52211f2	stipple slash of saturn
27852eb903ad	d98eb1087d99	how do i turn this off?
0111b03e060a	22e28e5cca06	Homo helicopteris captured in bali
65c838034c9f	5a0d3960a7e0	The last person to be surprised by a selfie
7eb374a8579a	532134699dc7	hello darkness my old friend
413c69dc9790	9d0371422f7c	and then there were nine
052769fb9e4f	5c74f3b16e93	love it!
731076d01945	fc4d271b85f6	The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
c5d200f1837e	87355b37d71c	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
fd6f42c7313b	a96ef02038be	#Donthate #Truelove
0875c08a66ba	aa40d23c63f2	#notamodel #nofilter
8417567f49cd	86ea721314f1	i can't form the words to describe such beauty
28d54c627697	52553e122c5c	Every day my damn cat makes this face
c320398f313b	da575741cc3b	New Super Mario bros in real life!
9e3b1e2d4394	f50a1ae13dc0	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
0428689214c4	c3629da07d92	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
aeade698977f	efb683138c9e	Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
b7a62e62da79	aa1baf6dd6df	Day 12: it's going well I think
a05b4abd6c76	931fbf1515d4	Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
187a4ed0e6f6	b4092a5d952a	Freshly waxed floors + new socks
408237245ba2	ab85e27b7760	Penguins are people too #equality
7f8a4977efd0	b3f5fe3d25b1	The cat brought in another bird.
7ee3dcaa0bb1	e0684d7c2409	Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
1ebebf63a37e	b3f5fe3d25b1	The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
385dec515cf6	99505450db33	Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
26e1e2e244b7	459891d99059	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
9d8c3fd90af1	9421c7ae1143	are you sure this is a commandline?
c1fc23e5af6b	62abd7c005ee	This is exactly what you think it is
d12db9324f99	034c85450c85	I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
ddd77de85d90	42ea4fe205c6	#lifehacks
fb778dfa1fec	83e2df101181	ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
8245c42dfd3e	22ba96dde335	Not Again :(
06a3b90db55d	a9c9733d88fa	First time posting, please be nice
9b40d4977796	6a235059c841	How did I get here?!?
4814e67dd812	b4cc62c6ce6e	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
4e7efff6fd2f	a0289b27dd5a	brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
b52ec96d29f0	8c99087ee6e8	Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
e594783ca6a7	2c55f3bf0a4f	What could possibly go wrong™?
80b0b6704b1c	b71d2b588ffa	Big bowl of star-flakes
55ff13cba64b	e2a47ca2b07f	Click to show secret text
6afc2259519d	ef8fb19fc8b7	I thought of it, and it happened
8ee62e21c58d	ff20713d6d53	The building blocks of life
4189921b07ba	265815e5ba7e	I've been robbed!
bbcdcf204798	dcb43a4fed87	Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
8400f252dabc	6d1126291656	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
793d53a440bd	30d33648a505	omfg, space bugs
58a70627eb7c	225a08c3c4e1	Why do people do this?
d308f06c38d8	3405b2e13061	finally got that squid stache
254cb37eccb7	0c11f3359c47	I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
8bd62f31e5cc	b4cc62c6ce6e	reverse microwave oven
0f87bb56a5c4	700cdaba58ad	New car flipping world record set
27b3e3c8fb50	75cbe8e0e9a9	Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
dd6b6c1b5136	09ba72e7bfe7	#Hopeicanfly
0b502e3f580e	5f37c1382122	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
8a8223a3367a	5a1a21983f7b	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
6f4e995814b6	b467c4b866c7	Man or mouse? No need to decide!
15044b401dd5	22e28e5cca06	Wait for it...
46ebcedbbed6	97c1e78b7180	toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
6db2dd6bc043	3c92d1027a14	Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
16aeccaaf67b	450985c10504	well, so much for the space program
438917562e0f	b33f7dfc3ee0	Is this real life?
c0105f47d15d	66f04b48ba96	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
529d17c7c355	43d00c2c1ed8	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
5386c6d76b2e	ea6f236f0ccd	#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
14ceaf543a2a	bd7a0ed5e2ba	That's too much, man!
6638b424b71e	150721cee207	"Is it symmetric this way?"
82f056cac6d4	de6f77a0d4dc	No lie, this is delicious
e0cc53868e0e	dccd8efcd65f	I guess I only have myself to blame.
5874a60a19eb	08602e138c05	Magnified 10,000 times
eb7d43f1da51	6d4374896e8a	The moon looks weird today
2766c11f9f5a	2c55f3bf0a4f	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
0bbf84790998	1c2de777664d	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
30825037b292	0910c5681d44	Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
1720a170807d	3ee046556162	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
4784fccaedd5	6c1d54604426	I can take photos with my teeth!
d0f0913a0658	47b87ebe144c	The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
255acfaeda07	9dae49a80ef9	*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
f1b0d869cd95	e03721358827	[user was banned for this text]
293e4ade39bb	3a6f54c637ca	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
d2469072f779	15efefc8c9e0	I'm a Real Boy!
ed2a49d39e2b	1476cb35edb1	An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
5a82ce83afb0	66f04b48ba96	such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
e1de7e5ae46c	93d885613089	Always get a full nights rest
46003f9e1eca	ea9426341cca	April Fools!
6a6c8ff22282	abb28f6609a7	This explains it all
1d5391facc05	fbecf00ae97f	Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
731d66526da9	62d36831eeb6	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
8227ebe992fe	658423b6f765	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
b1130b74eee6	6e4040358a4f	I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
ff72b48a01e1	d7b2b76fdd04	mYTH BUSTED!
b55247205a00	df4dba675ed1	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
55eab26c4dab	36d65e9490e4	Houston, we are the problem
425d4e99588f	73a9dfe53068	the charge of the light brigade
adfae105f271	cd0c86a99505	check out my usb sword!
f70d8f56a7cc	d1cde7ea1764	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
dfd619d01b0e	f7bfe79b4c39	Too many quixotes, not enough giants
bd94768a679a	b6534ec9a50b	It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
f7a690dcdc98	f4287c01cef1	As viewed on a Macintosh plus
6ae167b54662	2d19ca5bdcfc	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
5cac50773abd	4463aae85038	I am a beautiful person.
7a0597966385	e1d5b224cad6	PARKOUR IN ACTION
a8ba4dec2be8	1b2ba4d7ccf8	#bornthisway
11aa065208f4	1b7de1831b3a	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
32254ed6620a	6d4374896e8a	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
ac5f95f4555e	60e3cd8474aa	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
050bb1b7cba7	6b39dc0f0c25	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
fd30eb761da2	a7c209257ad1	Oh god is it still following me?
4608aa658a5f	76ca58e573df	This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
26bee85bc7ad	abaa739cc985	about to die lol
8b89ab0878e4	9fc5e66c0884	the saddest moment of my childhood
ece406c82871	8becb8a785f9	#DANGERZONE
310a2b4e22bb	34474eb09cf6	I found a three fingered kitten!
aeb5073a03f3	1cbd4410b0c5	intertial reference frame, activate!
45687a36c6bb	37b45655015e	Bay-bae lolz
3ac0596a6e1e	99505450db33	Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
be299a59fa2a	f702f0f680d2	Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
9556f9bdfb6d	a9c9733d88fa	Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
f9f22e7d57aa	8c99087ee6e8	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
3cefba5219a1	7fec1582cad0	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
fe41016e1c73	13e8c12da851	look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
df2f249ab216	d7bef8511cc1	Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
2d645b362a9a	f39499924378	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
58ff1a2af7cc	f72d7871223f	First post, be friendly
609a69234e20	215928a121d4	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
5801bac63929	d7b2b76fdd04	Minister! We're running out of time.
7b3b570e3645	95ccd6364248	birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
7798551839bc	e2c498d26ea4	Just a little more to the right
cb0d882db6e7	7bb7044fc42b	Just some home decorating
5337efda9bd5	e00e6d223a7b	The basis for fast and furious 13.
685159e010e8	c5fec0195ecd	#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
98c30b13ac66	0f23d409a5bf	well, so much for the space program
94388e7ca427	7bb7044fc42b	#Nailpolish
2f62d24923a3	c0a9ca3690f5	Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
37981f7b1e14	b3f5fe3d25b1	I don't think this is working
0eb813b89c1a	e2c498d26ea4	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
0935babb6e29	a43875abf9bb	Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
6cc2513311df	1dd718c7e20d	Formal on top, party on the bottom
6ac85cebb47e	d7bef8511cc1	Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
f1318cd52cc5	e03721358827	So, this happened.
ae1dd1e08bfa	1dd718c7e20d	My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
c3d15706668f	2e1b33b78b7a	This is how we celebrate easter usually
f4065f5cd48f	e715dc9ea337	aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
ed01ce655d27	16a76c300029	My Hobby: freaking people out
2f1375f84499	72b80e3e6f80	New car flipping world record set
8d40e1fc7872	02eab95bdf15	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
5a134af18be9	e4a6a5093098	#DrinkSaltwater
90582a1f3eaf	2421a8b1ba8d	those weren't Altoids.
c9a4ef1f15da	7940779ab371	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
f923847026a5	fd4bab0c30e3	my new duvet cover!
21681d895f1c	1e66c6c9afad	I hate waking up from a really good dream
c485946d05c9	17b43faffb0a	Worst pokemon ever
4cc653d95957	5bc8196cb57d	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
a5535b5256d3	7b2f1bf0847f	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
44e4f0427bda	47b87ebe144c	Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
a1bf56d791fb	e0590211c1f7	That's gonna hurt on the way out
5662eeb8ed89	c7af1d2b4e42	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
b1b1424caf07	99505450db33	ha ha ha... no.
a35f1772b6b5	a9ffa38001f9	The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
38c867b2d373	f38be88b9cec	We didn't start the fire
85c2ac3bd1f7	5953ebd0cdbf	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
f8e1d174db4b	2f8c5e653311	Copernicus: The early years
de12147504ac	0f23d409a5bf	get your ass to mars
5bb8baac6c8b	971c2d33c5fb	This needs a motivational text
ad471db07768	3c92d1027a14	This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
4236b6d27a19	f8dbccef9e21	Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
29b392885f64	52eb6e40b776	goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
bc6a5ef38b17	925757e220d5	Oh no, it's the moon
fff04abc9ad5	08602e138c05	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
19d79940f800	dcb43a4fed87	bowTieght!
b021be7dedd5	78f4dc46875e	Now we play... the most dangerous game
7244537a4971	37abfa9969c7	More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
fc9e23884b3e	6d1126291656	Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
584bf89bcf43	9cfa73f0c93a	Black begins and wins.
20ac53d99ead	dccd8efcd65f	Every day my damn cat makes this face
fc7c27830af8	233afc11fdb4	marvel universe howard the duck returns
0be002799bd8	85abfaba36b5	Fire can sometimes be hot?
1075448489b9	8098b6e52a8d	Oh god is it still following me?
fbc33052837c	5107f4525a46	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
22acb09614ba	f0991487cc01	damn. that squirrel's got a ball
9c7e6032db54	36ee8b9ffeec	This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
0355f1dc45f2	0261a1a6ad74	Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
d8c27638b4c1	8a9f34703e2d	YES
d71c58ddf90b	b08505ac7848	just another cat video
cb87a9af043f	fd8dedb9f32c	Visual representation of Dubstep
b1b799ee4199	dccd8efcd65f	WARRRBLGARBL
bf41bd50a1a3	6e9b8ec9a5b9	This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
ce65115a2d09	e5976ee2c238	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
9365215f46ee	a9181c1b6475	No more sorrow!
6a55080ca0ba	c167057ebd58	I'll just go buy cigarettes
b000fb740679	5ef5374d4eb0	I blame supernasa
01d55fc6a9af	13e8c12da851	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
a857324aec4a	a08adb381cb1	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
9e29d647d804	42875287a95b	Only 90s kids will remember
1a1815d8dc37	a7c209257ad1	I blame supernasa
831f44920598	c3d55f5ed151	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
724785c7125b	6c6706cf5ef0	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
e34564e20f01	074bdfdee612	The Captain Crunch Kraken
e6918ebc2f93	eaad499163e0	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
34e80b9426d6	700cdaba58ad	??
50bdcff4d3a7	37b45655015e	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
4b6b1912dad9	4d3a122951ac	omfg, space bugs
d1881996bdd3	ab971ef0b678	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
72eac1bf07f1	b467c4b866c7	in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
d76cd26b388f	83aee66830ba	product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
c81abec6b342	0a35447c8bac	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
5d75d02a5afe	45dfc555391a	The HORROR!
fbf19e62279e	9fc5e66c0884	i'll never get tired of this.
c94a46899699	01745d8436e5	if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
f5e04e7e705f	b118618d0e13	Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
bb21daf7546b	47e972de2a8e	I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
53b92b0aac88	5c2386c8cb54	Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
abdb4e659f01	70a5f4a8bc72	You must be new here.
76f86cdb9aeb	62d36831eeb6	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
20a3c4aa4950	6d4374896e8a	Dude, where's my car?
5446144b0569	9f252e164423	Got your nose!
ac1fc8cb1b52	39842baaeb63	i just want to do existential things with my friends
5e50be408a30	43d261c352ba	Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
eeb449f5c372	f8dbccef9e21	It's a timey-wimey time-lord
92dcf01f8be5	e2f6212df0f5	Best. Funeral. Ever.
0ea3592012b8	95ccd6364248	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
32c86023d75d	32f92e302f64	DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
8d3ff69ce6dc	1f529118806c	I'd call this experiment a success.
6ff64aa52022	62abd7c005ee	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
ec6dd5a39f76	07a2950a48cb	Sometimes all you can do is wait
171373713aba	b70795dcf356	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
0caefc25d117	32f92e302f64	I'm a Real Boy!
fc46f6266974	cd4373c68bb4	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
29c21ffdb471	d7b2b76fdd04	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
8c95b3708a9f	ab440600fd8c	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
4ae5cfa87c63	448690ac946c	I just bought this
358c5e8daf9c	c9127c2f2088	So, this happened.
f47c389c8975	a9ffa38001f9	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
056809b381c5	ddf013875fd0	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
f30db31f911f	cd301178819e	hobbitses
da087f826d76	0391cf5b0ed9	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
4709e3a401d3	f50a1ae13dc0	I guess I only have myself to blame.
a87d4bf27be5	4828480933e3	The prophecy was true!
0a2a62643cbf	f01a237d9672	new phone who dis
c3eb2802a843	91254334143f	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
db4cca57e2a5	8becb8a785f9	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
ac35b2c56990	e4c70cd09780	#Toobigtofall
b2f31be38a73	8804a3b3f9fb	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
6b53921082fc	26d88864907e	Look out!
cc07a6ed8944	7a7ece27802f	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
61ed13af2a36	e1cff7262aef	the dark side of the moon, amirite?
0b4cd09f82a6	f1c486c6819b	just two more trips over the horizon
14c032d33fcf	caab8cbb2d01	I think I need new glasses.
1e23a60f8bca	9c28faff5070	Oh no! Not again.
d692df8e400f	1cabd3f28345	Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
588fe614005a	ea6f236f0ccd	terminal velocity is a myth
f4aa079f790d	a75a2c284bd1	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
c03a9012999d	034c85450c85	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
602f5f0f59e1	91254334143f	I'll catch it one day
add535158a93	11aec29cb014	My Hobby: freaking people out
bdc007f79969	6a2fc065cbc9	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
91f88392d756	36ee8b9ffeec	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
d24449730d2d	1d7aa54dff6e	The Zebra was lying down
5097122dd0c9	f50a1ae13dc0	Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
b1a53e031c0c	05b4175d28e1	Lack of cucumbers
2638b5d4c42e	02917df33e66	The HORROR!
b5749efd288a	7f133299116d	????????
09c07eb799c7	97e64148995c	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
08a65fbfc27b	62e698929a98	My clothes need a wash...
7d4ee5412ca6	886059d27e86	Is this real life?
3aa0ebd9da9f	1b3fb7095f97	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
5a8c85eecb3f	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
d062854eb122	42f77c77637d	The choice is simple.
831449544409	97c1e78b7180	The last person to be surprised by a selfie
01cf001512dc	6d1126291656	Cruise Kingdom
aabefbcba46c	d67cfc2d428e	#delfie
e30ff1ebfa60	83aee66830ba	goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
ad4c9a504e5e	85e0c52e34c9	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
5714466b4f12	476b36f9191a	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
c857f496e8af	01745d8436e5	I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
e29e054aba2c	a10df00c1984	check out my new pet
c51020473651	034c85450c85	Look at my dollar coin
8f7ef44edcdb	2567c75f8965	I never understood that part of the bibile
f4bdf35cebe6	59499218ba53	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
370dc5fef404	45dfc555391a	The best brick joke possible.
5ee529de0081	17b43faffb0a	I say: nuts to that!
b312dded7845	5d1c4e18029b	Does this look like pink eye to you?
cc8fdf5f22b5	1c4ca7d93623	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
9071e17d826d	8eeb2b94987b	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
e823193c5f3c	42ea4fe205c6	A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
972a671bc742	971c2d33c5fb	4 8 15 16 23 42
225837cf46ff	f0991487cc01	photo proof for you skeptics out there
34f7998cf1a8	516a8191fb87	the rest is darkness and decay
af968717bfdc	ae5350e13117	I just can't see the point anymore
2653be1d41c1	b9c6e3904591	brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
7b8cae5d8474	39b12a33e30e	WHY WHY WHY #WHY
a2de9038e50a	65b7f500c5ee	The vlog was better than the movie
4c86a983f562	5a0d3960a7e0	Zoidgebra 101
f9ff5e7b29ce	a55e3a5ba411	Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
c58ba1535303	cbce6837dea2	ack
f54030a7a4e4	97c1e78b7180	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
24f053f972ce	ca2a6c7e9f86	Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
2dbd73a9e88a	cf3e1579e183	Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
4fde8fea42f8	6bcdc631d4fd	#BROKEN
6472bc807989	034c85450c85	I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
818de94f4e50	8cf0aae237b9	The solution to all life's problems
a6cf21cc98e0	4fb22a860334	lol, no i didn't jump
1930fb966893	f50a1ae13dc0	Daylight spending time!
bc2b0e05de53	62e698929a98	how do you get the screensaver off?
106a759e2016	60e3cd8474aa	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
45c34cbbaa42	6070e177a059	SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
bd78d748783b	d1432b2e1c65	Worth it for the karma.
d613dc1683c6	7940779ab371	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
e5ac81435b0a	11bc9baaa1c6	Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
da67e122470e	7a7a9690aef1	I got the job!
ac4272fe4110	f497f1d47672	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
ebe6d3fd4fc3	662ebe08720b	Sometimes all you can do is wait
07d6dfc52da0	676c098de756	Crocodile Pink Eye
1abf94a14187	6070e177a059	So thats What Jesus did
051657ed653d	87eace265eb5	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
1dac128c3d04	50f774c6e415	The time has come.
38b4d51897b7	ce66a2faf2a3	SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
d6ce698445b2	bf1fbb69a889	I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
09e13235e0f8	215928a121d4	Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
5017049b2b79	34474eb09cf6	for science!
9069f2f311a2	17b43faffb0a	These cravings will never stop
9104f795825b	d51bc6db1470	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
0425d9263968	e94f09566205	Press 'continue' to abort.
a52a0f5e7ad5	eaf3944550ac	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
7c90f4021ecf	45dfc555391a	Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
e5b1f48d2115	77ed0a75923a	I've been robbed!
ed09f409784a	16a76c300029	Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
33c425b2f47f	4463aae85038	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
49a85d85ad3a	d685eca93f95	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
1f92137578d6	6d4374896e8a	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
c4cd58aae7c4	e31b4f8d0d7d	#Toobigtofall
25443dacfe60	72b80e3e6f80	I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
47712768059c	d6d4d7f52f8e	...Freudian sense tingling...
d246da01dbf4	c9127c2f2088	The view outside of my airplane window.
db249647ebee	b3f5fe3d25b1	damn tree!
63d72e69af75	e2b6f4256650	#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
954ea9ed7038	da4959d6ad66	My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
e536ae036fe1	6a2fc065cbc9	father & daughter re-unite!
6eef90a3b8a3	233afc11fdb4	#Hopeicanfly
f463dce6518a	1c357ce025b5	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
be755c9ef11c	45dfc555391a	Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
8c9427a455ca	8a5f2942c127	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
a661b3e1d4c0	37abfa9969c7	just another cat video
c20661548f59	ce7b089ed726	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
20053709856d	55bad9cbd974	The dark helps me see in the carrots
2ea49a296546	f42833bd2ecc	"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
f1b5aad856d8	6d26a988015b	Threaten large birds... check.
9fd2ae010d4a	d67cfc2d428e	Is this real life?
2283ae1f41cf	45f49cc6a02e	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
f98f7d1a809a	6c1d54604426	Mari-OH
40c832f140fd	86c82db4ddfb	it was never this complicated when I was a kid
a6c55ffa98aa	2445b7adb800	My new cat is awesome
2c6e27e5b4c1	b70795dcf356	found this on google maps earlier.
0cb70e755522	5dc49eee64b4	Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
d66dcc2935b2	450985c10504	I think this is the wrong python script
9896beeddb74	7c29fe125de7	they dont need us anymore
84befb4ce157	2973df263d5c	No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
905b48f64711	ac54bf137b0f	Ugh, i'll never understand art.
0b4b1ffda0e9	b467c4b866c7	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
4c61cdca97fa	0bdeb119f6e0	almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
eb2410b576f7	d16029fb8686	I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
3838ebef9c22	6bcdc631d4fd	I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
d2309fd30be3	f42833bd2ecc	Magnified 10,000 times
04081e7edff1	2445b7adb800	Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
caac1c3fadaa	504c1be163d8	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
17c800a6dc67	5c2386c8cb54	The signal came from this sector
be935e4b7f22	f8e98228a24a	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
9a01a94c39ec	8c29a2907764	Bangarang Motherfuckers
c30078894fa0	7cdcbc7ecd2a	hello darkness my old friend
913e9cb83402	bf1fbb69a889	Can't believe what I almost threw away!
19629c27217f	56d834294ad3	Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
76372f0a7a48	5c2386c8cb54	i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
5cf4e9e43bb3	14ee7faa729a	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
df2302e4a796	3f5bff4f7b84	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
b6934e67fd38	b89e4a15a0b5	Is this real life?
d8d832477d9b	c7a09429221a	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
22745d161a6b	094ed85d323c	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
13db80113e00	6b264b422c02	GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
4609921f7388	307bc37a8e8d	this one's over 15 kt bitches!
dca85132dd5f	1eb5a0ee7fd2	That was when things started to get a little weird.
533e8cd17936	cd75ef92c49c	Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
8b92a0414b58	516a8191fb87	The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
4f3800d23a5d	4a05b122a05d	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
7f65a50aa260	a4b7d17b5662	The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
7b85cad62d66	99505450db33	you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
3d9e0663bd27	c3d55f5ed151	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
11acf28dfe72	d7b2b76fdd04	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
b2aae355ab1f	86ea721314f1	forgot to turn the oven off!
22bcd457bb86	f9df282b1974	On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
dd266ffac453	28241826b9bd	amazons newest delivery method
041105b6f65b	215928a121d4	To infinity and Birdyond!
1e73db750854	2315132d5f00	I'd call this experiment a success.
ba0180584283	0261a1a6ad74	Man or mouse? No need to decide!
cd269ce3c506	e9b071fe7286	if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
3092608083ac	1dd718c7e20d	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
7de726387ec8	a06de52211f2	today's to do list
2e183c7d8e06	ab440600fd8c	only 90s kids will get this!
e88aa6bc2037	600e54f1f320	Unzipped sock
5e294566784e	a7e15e99cca4	#saturday #memories #beautiful
7f63094628ae	9c0c7ada805d	mYTH BUSTED!
8e31fe78b85b	0076a139094d	This is exactly what you think it is
55d7ccf96466	80bdb547729a	passed another hitch hiker
9139cbf150f4	676c098de756	I guess I only have myself to blame.
4444e0698825	bf39b2f7c458	i love a good featureless white void
228e0f2a9f32	47b87ebe144c	My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
830afc49e9a7	010bad314260	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
f04b09fc4854	f9df282b1974	11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
03a89eb9b71c	f42833bd2ecc	a spherical cow
03797930fec7	b4c2a2c21aa4	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
1062f653f400	2567c75f8965	they dont need us anymore
4efbd7678c25	83aee66830ba	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
efd9badc75c3	bd7a0ed5e2ba	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
340cbfb8f6a6	bbbda03f1051	More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
3c84f0483e0d	994706957357	I got the job!
454e98d1a4c1	c518ce489c3b	???? USA! USA! ????
128f663aee9c	83aee66830ba	Do I look like a penguin?
ef28b57286c0	6862c211107c	photo proof for you skeptics out there
a4a7e8ec7bf4	6b39dc0f0c25	Magnificent as fuck
d60f37333ba2	0a1fdbb68c6e	passed another hitch hiker
e3fb1ffe273f	abaa739cc985	watch me become the next favorite kardashian
b3c27562f410	a0a0157f5ab6	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
ac8976df6f2e	cb9525b45a5d	No lie, this is delicious
1a791a5ed4e6	931fbf1515d4	I've found a new way to feed the poor
b35049b406e4	5bc8196cb57d	they told me carrots were good for eye health
1fc1fd033ed0	662ebe08720b	Allons-Y!
4f377c218d4f	9dee5b4d860c	As viewed on a Macintosh plus
9acfa0fe9a31	1267373999ca	I never understood that part of the bibile
07b9887c2cd6	23cfbbe7394a	*Darth Vader Breathing*
96505ca1b956	cdbed0af98ce	well, so much for the space program
bfb37708bd12	2cd492f68159	The birds found the hobbit hole
300fc86116d9	b4cc62c6ce6e	What could possibly go wrong™?
a6822efad537	bcb546284888	only 90s kids will get this!
a21925517506	7bb7044fc42b	Nope nope nope nope nope
a28ea0b5238f	95ccd6364248	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
ccdd27319295	b467c4b866c7	THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
12da7b677848	f8dbccef9e21	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
b2a54d1757db	7b6aa2e8b09b	How did I get here?!?
c8b468308d68	9dae49a80ef9	I CHOOSE YOU!
a74e48a5129b	e0684d7c2409	The view outside of my airplane window.
729b4e38df7b	ddf013875fd0	The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
d2d83a453e54	39b12a33e30e	and suddenly, popcorn
02ce2f100a3d	ff2803045213	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
38f21500ff9f	4a19ad9fa9dc	I was late
ab0c99acdecd	97e64148995c	Is this room 101?
9db9e776896a	e75894d5db4c	Parlez vous Francais?
abe6f52962dc	1ee44ab3e6c1	Aaaaaargh
88ed99e56a24	8145b1145ed7	The secret to infinite storage space
f9b23290ca53	4a19ad9fa9dc	This needs a motivational text
45f248317362	62cd3460a783	AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
4473d2259b18	b62182579a00	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
e0d08220be4b	fd4bab0c30e3	Best. Funeral. Ever.
49243c09c2f1	aa9b5fad0ac1	Mentos and lava
388ee55dc0fb	bf39b2f7c458	i have a bad feeling about this.
8f7479815000	8828788976ac	AGHHHHH
99629e2b3180	7504f42b612e	This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
ad651fee02ef	f68387149980	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
3e7a0916c206	65fb81dd914f	is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
b00ad55b70e9	433a886dc9e3	On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
c5e93009b5a4	5c74f3b16e93	He was never seen again
54602933004c	a55e3a5ba411	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
0c8c4c081ea7	1803157899e5	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
6f4c53ceba14	6d4374896e8a	I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
973bdeb025aa	473540e8a24b	Is this real life?
a14e8af65252	8875775f3e17	Do my feet look fat?
9bb88d65d9e3	56b0dc2c4a9a	The vlog was better than the movie
a9c764aff5c8	f50a1ae13dc0	it's in a good part of town
565904018c7f	c7af1d2b4e42	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
b1d4a9425d40	a40295449b86	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
993a2d6456d9	7bb7044fc42b	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
fb659edc68fc	fdbeef420f73	I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
03a65dbb0c76	b3f5fe3d25b1	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
50f8ae0fbc63	1d7aa54dff6e	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
b632521cf651	5303e2f6e8b0	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
9bc9969b6621	dda187c532d4	when you see it...
e4654f21a7af	22e28e5cca06	It was the rational response
c1f369759c8c	944d473e0ae4	I find this picture reflects my soul.
27ab5c8798a5	1803157899e5	Mari-OH
478856868dbc	e2f6212df0f5	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
ae0867d00ba3	0e686f7800f8	#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
527acc99a490	f702f0f680d2	The French space program
3e173b0a2aac	1d8a0d2e6317	i pushed this. was that bad?
7fca6fe4f384	d67cfc2d428e	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
6937110926b4	cf668a11b9f0	That's too much, man!
f82b46c2669d	7bc308ea1436	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
0f39ea66dd55	c19565ec0680	I only wanted a cheeseburger
2d3ae0e7f78d	87eace265eb5	Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
af939086607b	8cf0aae237b9	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
68d75034ce98	0e686f7800f8	[user was banned for this text]
e6f1574c482b	03fb6cbd1dd1	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
31516aedc678	a43875abf9bb	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
1489ecbdba66	1803157899e5	haha oh my cat
a7539e556c5a	83aee66830ba	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
ab19ed29c752	540c0d9dc845	WARRRBLGARBL
ff1c853dc3ed	3c92d1027a14	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
13b78093a6d3	cc179047dab0	we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
1fcc7d71b10a	ae5350e13117	Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
8abc84f227c6	d67cfc2d428e	been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
dbde5c862222	f8dbccef9e21	I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
5b4a4356a246	a9181c1b6475	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
34efbfdf7443	b18f4833dfc9	Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
f419e62c4583	f1c486c6819b	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
79591ec829dd	fa57c6c5e546	The secret to infinite storage space
6b6772e5ceb3	1ee44ab3e6c1	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
3ee549c1469d	443b5e53f4d8	Hope that wasn't a granny knot
0a4555162ed2	cffcec307c4c	I think i lost my dorsal fin
81f576ffdb8f	ac5fc5941ecd	every breath you take, every move you make
796ac1ccdaa3	cf668a11b9f0	A soulful rendition of "old man river"
aade18fa82cb	9680350fc412	An unsuccessful bike design...
f47895c497c3	a7c209257ad1	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
917013750b11	cd4373c68bb4	where should i put this cool new tatto?
36ce58d0da37	cc5d4eaed406	The taste stays with you forever
c8d32df5da68	1dd718c7e20d	This is what i had for breakfast
5259da342cc7	179dbd8f7209	welcome to the space jam
8b054ba5ae72	e373058e9e90	Wait, you can see that too
f6d4b751f856	6fb450cbc14b	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
5e89804100fa	5a9f339acb40	Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
c725779e5b13	52eb6e40b776	drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
44407ae4e0f5	e2dffdd62ace	To infinity and Birdyond!
84a62e0b8a40	6d1126291656	Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
55270f5f79bc	36ee8b9ffeec	and suddenly, popcorn
aed5571b213f	02917df33e66	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
665fe4df1988	10c1d5425f48	i hate it when this happens
cb1a763e40d9	96ff894f1851	Threaten large birds... check.
796a42273f8f	117cd0ce46cd	WARRRBLGARBL
a90bafbbb9be	108d22076845	THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
cc2e8a196f9f	803e1598b672	Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
4d18ef833f17	7469e715a2d5	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
0823ca7a5de7	1d8a0d2e6317	Just another day in paradise
90ae230285e2	dcb43a4fed87	"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
91ee8b53a22c	fe2099a3d7da	Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
1b380e20a60d	796b8671f890	My tastes are very... singular
9684bbb72161	a4b7d17b5662	I have tasted many fish
f2a36ff3027d	9aa21d262360	Parlez vous Francais?
474361a5d6b0	e00e6d223a7b	Light traffic today.
6680d4a1ab71	a164adff3014	just two more trips over the horizon
3131ae6bee5a	1267373999ca	Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
e439c4d7fbf4	62e698929a98	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
5a002f2d1214	a18b5ce7d17b	just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
654fbe5c2a9a	f67296fb4000	???? USA! USA! ????
5b6265760850	516a8191fb87	I think I need new glasses.
786edf73353e	2c55f3bf0a4f	Sorry for the potato quality.
d42fb6b6e4d7	67264fd2e8f8	in line at the dmv
d8029142b65b	ff9e2c0e72d3	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
b106235007e6	c5fec0195ecd	These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
163c1fd36128	cba467da5a14	Black begins and wins.
c4cc05acf264	b18f4833dfc9	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
deee84e2b108	250a074b0607	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
3ecc05de81fc	fa57c6c5e546	Time to reap the whirlwind!
db5e5a6538ab	315f6e4c8a84	#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
6a9fb7cf082a	2820d2999a90	Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
1531aac61c6c	ba54b7db6a99	look what happened to my satellite
e70dd2a284df	b9d5949f285a	You'll never guess what happens next...
d0c214d79eaa	fe759fa57f81	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
d7eb0de0c674	6a2fc065cbc9	photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
3a7c844e838b	307bc37a8e8d	Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
c65b92082080	fe3493b084a5	The time has come.
d356ad49a5ce	cc43b755a6f6	Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
d2e0ad2defbc	77e76741b491	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
60fea0e30a48	11f5c2b0a1e6	Every day my damn cat makes this face
f7794e6fa53d	a53b48798e38	Nope nope nope nope nope
b4af3775cfd4	d4cfbd15408b	Light traffic today.
a2d3ff2b52b1	33ace19cf756	#Long_Exposure
45a24b8260b9	dfd278a3889b	Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
b445eb0f5fbc	1eb5a0ee7fd2	SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
fbb030fa50ed	e0ce298f4750	Wow. Just, Wow.
9d2dc9b79734	3e5f0b7a72ff	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
7cd084357678	77ed0a75923a	There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
bfbe8e02e4f1	f8dbccef9e21	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
5ac9f196ca0f	cd4373c68bb4	I've found a new way to feed the poor
b1791f09dca1	fe2099a3d7da	I don't think this is working
bcbb1692bb82	aa1baf6dd6df	...And then we decided it was time to leave
08faf167a252	1567b779f433	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
90c1e2399dc8	f50a1ae13dc0	best day evar!!!!
2d5bed02bc9f	f1bda684c6fd	My nose will grow now.
da17903fd7e7	5d8fea4beed7	ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
90d44e0c5ceb	7773dc0863cc	This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
69736b7cc8f1	3c92d1027a14	THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
ad9ca87b1287	1577012b76b6	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
f0c9ceaca8b6	43dcc12d2e75	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
8fedcfcf7433	16a76c300029	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
081c388e7174	d5814b78c6b9	trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
9bca28bef615	9e46d05470f7	"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
c76b65152d71	86c82db4ddfb	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
cb6e217b461b	58bd456b251b	???????????????•??•? ????????????
49de8fe71475	f87d4312d151	worst horse ever :(
6330f1ad9bd0	8c99087ee6e8	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
381d397d5b7c	cf668a11b9f0	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
fd50f272f0c1	8448a3c83b1f	I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
29daa15eb4f7	971c2d33c5fb	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
4c79ab8d737e	90f117ad64c6	Why do people do this?
331cebbbf1d2	c7a09429221a	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
910237f3f68e	3ea8cd3dbdbc	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
5f3239434d7d	34d897dc0645	Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
fb90a93bf39b	0c82274784ef	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
0100e5156dbe	934f1f0453ba	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
bcbf6c9201c9	41089c4e1b94	We live in a golden age!
48ea6b4e73dd	60953d13b062	marvel universe howard the duck returns
6f8408c95802	0391cf5b0ed9	THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
66db8a4bfcd3	60953d13b062	I welcome our event-driven overlords
8189d6a7ab7f	36ee8b9ffeec	DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
4b02c0ad4977	57498405462f	this is just a tribute #thed
d1e1b8e3cd0b	e9ba3f8476e1	I'll just go buy cigarettes
8e26732b4bf9	8ce440504a07	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
825f116c07f0	2f5139fdda6c	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
0e3a56bf460f	094ed85d323c	That's gonna hurt on the way out
2b06498f8aeb	97aa148f5db2	The HORROR!
3eda7ec1c277	5ae0e5171604	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
29f166bb0bbb	37b45655015e	I have never been happy
93b25c586270	cdbed0af98ce	Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
20361677d746	4828480933e3	Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
572c03993621	e78f1767fb6a	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
e570b8ab8d21	a2fe59b71eeb	I got this in the mail today
61a1c41b3af1	cc43b755a6f6	#notallmen
a0ecb65ed5df	e03721358827	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
a1c82bcd4780	7bc308ea1436	I told you to keep the raptors secure
c1fb179c6bda	e14a6ba102f7	>< ))*>
1be163662e84	7cdcbc7ecd2a	Is that a new pokemon?
1a676e56f371	99505450db33	Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
f42c50ae8f13	4a19ad9fa9dc	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
2ce8ba58b2ad	941d84236630	I guess I only have myself to blame.
160f3b68ae13	11a4256440cd	Allons-Y!
fa11bef63b6d	a336d8336228	Where do I plug this in?
e61e23df221e	69b7229e1b20	Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
7e34fab1f28e	7af1db07b282	those weren't Altoids.
b158cbf1f215	6f396a0a1b7c	It's the little things
effff6304155	2421a8b1ba8d	it was never this complicated when I was a kid
ffef710388aa	d8a647f2826e	It is never safe.
d77dba172ca6	bd4c7ec061c7	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
d0ee34149aa8	83aee66830ba	These cravings will never stop
c2bec1586279	72b80e3e6f80	is the eject button meant to do this?
c7ffbd387c64	8828788976ac	“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
a31c879b13c7	0ec5d628b043	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
21bb5a4b3bc8	700cdaba58ad	#DANGERZONE
e585216516c6	6afcf60967b0	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
9ffe4cf4e708	bcb546284888	check out my new pet
0e28f7b8a539	05b4175d28e1	Nothing new under the sun
a753de04ad56	ab971ef0b678	Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
cf79b11f03f5	179dbd8f7209	back on tinder!
b8ea6efdd425	1b3fb7095f97	photo proof for you skeptics out there
5b09c5e5b5dd	2e7213f87bb7	It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
a077de6e1f3e	62712df5a93e	I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
1cf3cd388a99	2973df263d5c	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
151bce0be831	2e7213f87bb7	I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
5b4953986c82	671bce60f5a3	#satellite #navigation
c7ceac5fec16	3a2ca3201f60	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
6148e0ce5ae3	5ea3119b0c13	caught the sunset tonight at midday
a6da6a7fcc88	e1d5b224cad6	I think I need new glasses.
e10031f24fc0	ed5863c1845c	i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
291985212a7f	cdbed0af98ce	You must be new here.
b9ef47579659	95ccd6364248	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
24aec286f4a5	ca904c329d45	I lost my wits
5772c998441a	ac5fc5941ecd	I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
5b4063ff8979	f0991487cc01	No guitar without a sombrero
a86864fc14d0	0f23d409a5bf	where should i put this cool new tatto?
e12c533aa456	906f495d1c54	That was one hell of a party last night.
49e5c6a098bc	f50a1ae13dc0	Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
e246edc93fe2	b35e6cefd0fe	my new toaster has some strange attachments
72001a304945	a766a5550134	their love was doomed from the start...
60e40db1bbc8	1cbd4410b0c5	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
5612770ca021	ab971ef0b678	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
1a6d42be9666	25fb75d0cdba	Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
520259f32341	77ed0a75923a	Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
62b0f7538acb	62abd7c005ee	Something seems to be wrong with my car
912be6aee2b1	b383658ed774	Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
c14fd8604134	004a83c9eb34	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
02374bc54c2c	c3d55f5ed151	????????
a028b3a8d609	d51bc6db1470	Now turn it upside-down
e62711cb5899	ac54bf137b0f	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
3ba09008e8c7	1eb5a0ee7fd2	#lifehacks
07df9298e070	e7e1910c416d	The solution to all life's problems
5d6c3c828e71	658423b6f765	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
54bd4fa78cda	fe2099a3d7da	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
bc26d959f5e0	fd0d9c097b7a	why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
0c4eb2241022	5c2386c8cb54	#vampiremirrorselfie
140764bf4cc3	fe4cc0126964	#livefeed #colonoscopy
263ee35350df	49cdeb92ecf6	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
ce044cc8d245	504c1be163d8	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
137419d037ef	e21406b7151b	I was late
8db217ba8e08	69b7229e1b20	My baby is learning how to write!
b10ec1bbc090	141cb16a24f1	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
cb236a335c7c	0a35447c8bac	It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
f85bc27f50a7	16a76c300029	Nothing new under the sun
7396e02e5081	f497f1d47672	with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
90fdaf8e7a08	ed9b0f670049	Guess that "sun" was really important after all
03e4a57d0009	700cdaba58ad	Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
c01f50b518b5	e13751fc0bec	#nomakeup #justnatural
ccd0a017b707	a9ffa38001f9	and then there were nine
674eb9d2e73d	cb75a888b3f1	SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
e88938788788	676c098de756	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
79f8451ddc9c	70a5f4a8bc72	I told you to keep the raptors secure
43a5a6aa04aa	97e64148995c	You'll never guess what happens next...
8ab2eaf9f64a	7b12d0018e3f	The Dissolution of Parliament.
71aacb7481d9	c4a098af0ce3	This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
385d1ca9e033	22e28e5cca06	I knew there would be side effects
2597d02bc8c5	a09c3c76653f	The solution to all life's problems
0cf71b91c5cc	66b1fd7a5682	It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
7241edf986ab	b298cb8b58e0	Making a selfie.
a4de6dfbb017	aa9b5fad0ac1	hello darkness my old friend
e6f2c3fe04e6	43dcc12d2e75	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
6f6e687107aa	01ab0d7dc791	I think I need new glasses.
17dce793f1b2	693a6abce7a3	The solution to all life's problems
fcaa49afa1df	2a328c6a26db	Ugh, i'll never understand art.
37e20c0d17d3	d7db98e5922e	Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
07909d31a8ec	516a8191fb87	So thats What Jesus did
95c5db6414b6	abb28f6609a7	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
4beb2dcae5c1	80778f45c4a0	Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
2bf243fd6250	1fb6d104fc4e	Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
530d3f8b89b8	e31b4f8d0d7d	should i see a doctor about this?
f428c187b30a	1803157899e5	I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
ee58ba6c0ed8	cba467da5a14	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
c4a8fbece577	4a05b122a05d	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
78346ff743f4	1e65f320ff20	OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
9859974d7267	f497f1d47672	the event horizon returned
fa1cb1968be4	e14a6ba102f7	apple's new offering: iscream
6d13616fffd2	934f1f0453ba	one electrocution can ruin your entire day
286718bf3e68	874dc7983e02	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
e078f40d7df3	fdbeef420f73	I'm not even mad. that's amazing
ca7f545ac431	8a9f34703e2d	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
5fe233f0a7df	b713cd3eb0a5	Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
341518888dce	f0991487cc01	Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
998803e3d269	62d36831eeb6	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
59a7ac56cf53	416a214c5e51	Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
9ff1a9939fb3	2b9a423e7a36	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
1047c5e744bf	cd0c86a99505	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
f47a9aedbdbe	7fa6c1b8f1cf	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
184990dd5530	cd301178819e	This is why I'm not an EMT
c9a12cdf8a60	9dae49a80ef9	On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
f3da9d90de23	1fb6d104fc4e	I think I need new glasses.
2096b00474b6	459891d99059	everything makes sense now
85b19668c31c	034c85450c85	Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
4835f75ae2e6	32aed7da2c9f	Sometimes all you can do is wait
a93f802a5f2d	65fb81dd914f	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
434b9f9825e5	f1bda684c6fd	#DARE to #DREAM
30388128d682	1fb6d104fc4e	I have tasted many fish
70b707b1d17f	217002028a86	Wow. Just, Wow.
0f4e6e5226f7	f62686bfeff5	they're all dead, dave.
b76a3b608e8e	8fdafa840de8	they said be careful, we said yolo
4e1f096ffe3a	16a76c300029	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
5ae097b0ebd4	7806ec34850c	Wait for it...
e09dbb7e3d8d	6d4374896e8a	Where did THAT come from?
834c9ca3c1d1	87e7cfea2ca9	Found this in my garden, wtf?
2a895e979485	fe2ac1816284	Et boum! C'est le choc!
d5664745d23f	803e1598b672	i can't form the words to describe such beauty
b8812877f990	a9ffa38001f9	I hate waking up from a really good dream
478bafc6c345	da1ca557b64e	An eight-stringed octopus?
337daa7868ab	6bfde6c095fb	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
03ad7e3a4213	38fd9b4b6f5e	Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
5a0365ba7e4b	5f37c1382122	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
c987cc60cb21	d0f0105ee4cf	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
c5bad386e8ee	0261a1a6ad74	New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
0a6df4d0b936	b8064eac68f8	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
9a7aa010cbb6	6bcdc631d4fd	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
ea4387bab966	658423b6f765	moo!
2be23ea660b1	d67cfc2d428e	kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
53b66b9d56a0	83aee66830ba	smiling is for optimists
6c8366f62b81	6d4374896e8a	CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
35705c50e2dc	44efdef031c9	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
75b3a8778414	443b5e53f4d8	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
0196ee5615d2	93d885613089	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
6fb59291f2aa	da1ca557b64e	Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
c7bee64aed13	95fe2f2cd9ce	Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
369ab709cde4	ad84df3b19fb	You must be new here.
fc1d9982152b	8cf0aae237b9	I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
821d03f5dfd6	0261a1a6ad74	i need to do my laundry more often.
5a429c7f689d	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Larry asked me to be his wingman
07cd82f3d6c8	b35e6cefd0fe	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
6db7c9818c74	26d88864907e	im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
74cdaf7fa75d	e4bfd3635fdd	they're all dead, dave.
2df3dc0c9999	66f04b48ba96	welcome to the internet
3fb8641464e4	de6f77a0d4dc	paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
fe48e311c5d1	6a57c265996d	It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
7f4e4f111677	16a76c300029	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
f2c887bf6cc0	d51bc6db1470	Oh no! Not again.
14ab4c796467	00d30201e37d	The cat brought in another bird.
88aaf4df63b5	f67296fb4000	Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
441a109e421a	1426712a965d	Picasso's illegitimate child...
577c970f249d	16a76c300029	The prophecy was true!
bec62dbfbc75	99505450db33	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
cf6b07772023	f867c41e030f	This is what I do on friday evenings now
a8bc318988ab	0e686f7800f8	Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
3e1a9485a1b5	9edb74dc8efa	using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
98c5f581cea0	2973df263d5c	#vampiremirrorselfie
fc18e9913d5a	fb8549b59577	if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
15bc8521bbef	42f77c77637d	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
4c3ee073176c	7f08d55f0410	Press 'continue' to abort.
c2d07b139d6e	32f92e302f64	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
682e46e90a6a	2cd492f68159	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
e10a5725be3e	d7db98e5922e	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
fe8e160fb8d9	2a9299a8355e	well, so much for the space program
67045e95c022	c836c8d6d3e8	I think there's something here
d0202770be7c	ac194aab980b	I don't think this is working
5dce82d23391	52eb6e40b776	The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
3d1a852fcb79	edec90b39fcd	unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
90d219b268b8	1bd3e7350353	My cat is cuter than yours.
d6ea7d6b3448	f8dbccef9e21	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
203b481ab906	14dcc16e1fe6	Magnificent as fuck
97954e5db3d6	d7b2b76fdd04	they said be careful, we said yolo
bd3f4028bab0	1c4ca7d93623	I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
7bfaa36ccd38	02cd1184af7c	#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
189a7c68fa60	ba54b7db6a99	parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
8186528c6aee	bf1fbb69a889	#BROKEN
a3a9e17dbe54	f39499924378	Apparently it's a thing now...
684aed0fe2eb	532134699dc7	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
ceddb6bb5518	c93db6d7d559	Making a selfie.
90a246a33f29	538f03891b16	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
bc8ea8d7a2a0	1061e0518fbf	Light traffic today.
03fe8aa68e08	54a54896c672	Wait for it...
4b992d128b68	250a074b0607	The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
6dd72f9aee4a	8de2ad52ab4e	my friend posing while a plane flies by
756a19854a31	f741758c13fb	no wonder the cat always sits here
57f660a60fdf	38fd9b4b6f5e	sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
ffc0ce9ad8a0	6bcdc631d4fd	just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
cfaad7dad719	f3d0c85e8fbb	Spaaaaaaaace!
c66fba9638cd	004a83c9eb34	Alan?
d40918dad0ce	600e54f1f320	Banana invasion in progress
01c7e386099c	7469e715a2d5	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
d463eddd19be	f0991487cc01	new phone who dis
dcfbf4e18722	45dfc555391a	Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
163fc915cdf3	03fb6cbd1dd1	nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
e7516a4411d4	7940779ab371	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
e7405b5192b4	b3f5fe3d25b1	Minister! We're running out of time.
b3b7d318728e	3a2ca3201f60	if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
1671144f791b	dccd8efcd65f	their love was doomed from the start...
0ea74352d0b5	be3c62aac59a	Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
88c25d7a058a	1cbd4410b0c5	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
9cbdaf6bdcb0	aaf475e12180	FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
409e49cd2ff1	a3cec93fc573	i'm now 75% more efficient
133995a440fb	e14a6ba102f7	Dude, I can totally catch this!
d2be4573014b	d6b94a62a5b8	If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
9b52508034b9	9fc5e66c0884	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
60ebfb08fd01	b2f6ac624a6b	Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
447cd9229163	abc9fb61aace	I think I need new glasses.
eebafe9a7a98	77ed0a75923a	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
15073a230038	95ccd6364248	#DANGERZONE
c68d07845aa7	c60d80479dce	Magnificent as fuck
1dcdc6ce1774	68a9726a825d	I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
976f29a729fd	d6d4d7f52f8e	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
808fd648a6ee	86ea721314f1	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
cffa96020a32	66b1fd7a5682	My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
54ca84866145	7271643553a4	Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
219e8106a7be	8a9f34703e2d	???? USA! USA! USA! ????
bc27082eefbe	8804a3b3f9fb	Visited mom today
a7056c3a3ffc	90f117ad64c6	Man or mouse? No need to decide!
a989b8b4b0f2	382b161233d2	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
0873ad56b6f5	dda187c532d4	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
51f64f87343d	e13751fc0bec	and then there were nine
e929e80da922	45f49cc6a02e	Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
ab5cabf0f8cc	cb5fb4df9d19	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
85bcf3092576	72b80e3e6f80	This is why we can't have good things
5453eb1efb08	5a1a21983f7b	Made in god's own image, yessiree!
a490d84e9a41	16a76c300029	?????????????
788fe3e4119e	68a9726a825d	hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
1d7bf5ac53f9	7fa6c1b8f1cf	the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
55720d608749	f7eceffd2339	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
f6a7de068ed3	9d0371422f7c	best republican caucus ever!
f85375ebfdbf	7271643553a4	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
9823c433c952	ab85e27b7760	If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
82f71e088ab4	6d4374896e8a	apple's new offering: iscream
0b35be238326	b70795dcf356	Do I look fat in this photo?
6749c1015a68	62cd3460a783	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
fdb14c1f268e	b4c2a2c21aa4	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
094bdea4b1ef	06136ad8d86e	Fucking CAKE
a98fc2fa0b76	f01a237d9672	Spaaaaaaaace!
1c0b9d3dedc6	faaeebb0aeac	I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
a42080c3f824	22d38bd088f3	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
fddea0cb932a	f87d4312d151	Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
2a09a5753a2b	8becb8a785f9	Mari-OH
6457220a1659	38113e395336	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
93f1ba0676c5	b3f5fe3d25b1	"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
c3e7c012c60d	d29fb45617bd	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
6b9716afe982	94c5a6c60bf0	worst horse ever :(
66e778b75447	f50a1ae13dc0	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
20bc10b170a3	b71d2b588ffa	when you see it...
d5998bbb2398	ac194aab980b	Bangarang Motherfuckers
cdd341b5a0a6	6ff16bb4844c	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
c52b74445e48	c0a9ca3690f5	#Hopeicanfly
ca3b9e7dd1a0	fdbeef420f73
be75f521070e	cd75ef92c49c	diy abortion
dee91b971a06	a336d8336228	My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
4813585aeb98	25b75c37596e	This elevator has no 'down'!
9bcd9709f750	4fb22a860334	DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
fb999dd4818e	77ed0a75923a	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
ce1424dd3c27	6d4374896e8a	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
5bf48015bfc8	ea9426341cca	I put on my wizard robe and hat
d07ee6d3e4ca	6bf3263b04f6	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
854767252c09	698cc961c472	mYTH BUSTED!
e099aafb445f	20d163d05085	Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
19011eb113d2	004a83c9eb34	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
f37e57ca80d0	a6db16858cb5	welcome to Argentina
f60f7de143a1	eea655ca5250	I'll just go buy cigarettes
ce4256338d38	05912644bcfb	sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
fde07ea647c2	906f495d1c54	sorry dad
6452b2bf9cb3	102c63887dba	I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
136a000c1439	2d0ded5d95f7	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
f04cd2db343e	72b80e3e6f80	He nailed it!
7afb5b4c4b22	fd8dedb9f32c	Best map projection ever
1aab5ff37b6d	7f133299116d	I am a beautiful person.
08c528d07510	6a57c265996d	haha oh my cat
d7d1c2e3993a	43dcc12d2e75	i need to do my laundry more often.
eb901f4841aa	ac54bf137b0f	the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
a05e1c0624a9	a09c3c76653f	She's got interesting taste in men.
93b17643c0c5	e9ba3f8476e1	they told me carrots were good for eye health
58bcdd18aec2	5d75c1f06a66	THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
1d4703b284db	9628012c0058	Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
bbd161d2258d	ac5fc5941ecd	No guitar without a sombrero
9e32d63ed316	a53b48798e38	The basis for fast and furious 13.
0b2daf6d8580	3a6f54c637ca	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
e04b296f1782	2b691935cd30	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
4d3d8f02300c	d7b2b76fdd04	What has science done?!
f329d34cf7be	a40295449b86	I dream of death
dd7b420dc2c1	e31b4f8d0d7d	Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
e02c3c973f18	443b5e53f4d8	big ben is going down.
84718663ebb4	d685eca93f95	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
2a9affefde64	ed4b93fb5693	????????
07f08cd28a06	0ce482708602	He nailed it!
def1aa4b1dba	56b0dc2c4a9a	Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
7157ebe6d047	36d65e9490e4	this was in the bible
ed7e09eb38fc	0f23d409a5bf	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
e7065001e2e6	22e28e5cca06	Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
e4595138bb01	ac194aab980b	it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
58d93ddf47f7	925757e220d5	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
f18808d5da0f	42ea4fe205c6	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
3f4c6d2291ed	67264fd2e8f8	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
5597dbabcc77	fbf7493522f2	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
1a64363b00cc	64b298792bbd	#toothproblems
89307eae5bfa	4612ca3ea03f	i wonder why you left me here.
f92f32fd37a9	33ace19cf756	Extreme beer pong
adb4bbece639	b4c2a2c21aa4	i hate it when this happens
c74afe2c67c2	02b6b68f5ff7	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
2357e3799c2c	d67cfc2d428e	Zoidgebra 101
01a7d3e14e0e	971c2d33c5fb	I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
a9409400ee80	fb8549b59577	SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
cca2ecdfd390	f67296fb4000	and then there were nine
5364e9694cb2	b2f6ac624a6b	Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
533992391e47	3a6f54c637ca	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
3ac9714877ac	fb8549b59577	One year ago I looked like this
104bcd396689	b4cc62c6ce6e	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
106ca4670f9f	0a1fdbb68c6e	does my ass look big in this?
77b18f765455	034c85450c85	this one's over 15 kt bitches!
c922a8d5478e	a4b7d17b5662	Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
f03f2d70c362	32e8f09bd75f	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
d5f61876c5af	e1ddeaf7d3c0	Quite.
55f75b8de8d0	237324594a76	I don't want to set the world on fire
8b6fdc4b2f62	a06de52211f2	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
27aa42d92f63	d9e51f4ef1b1	Got your nose!
0d7cc944974d	e9ba3f8476e1	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
20b01d72f73c	b467c4b866c7	Click to show secret text
4a24f9d3b314	a10df00c1984	Oops.
1ae61bf2f338	200e900034e5	WARRRBLGARBL
051b0ec5f732	f9df282b1974	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
34fefb53570a	2b9a423e7a36	Press 'continue' to abort.
927cc1c92551	676c098de756	Big bowl of star-flakes
9100d8fc3446	3ea8cd3dbdbc	Something seems to be wrong with my car
cbcfb49fde4d	2ae0fbc732d2	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
71179b8dd0b9	2e1b33b78b7a	Is this room 101?
ae2f67b7ddc6	38fd9b4b6f5e	I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
f9a2966e4d11	f01c49075c6f	All flesh is grass
0fa519bcc3b0	42f77c77637d	ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
7d293dacfc81	e2dffdd62ace	Click to show secret text
e627c5c0e605	7c348a1698f9	My nose will grow now.
29bef96da8fd	4e353bcbacd9	quack quack, motherflipper
669c75e482fa	700cdaba58ad	Is this real life?
fb9a9e1e8325	38fd9b4b6f5e	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
808762038f96	9fc5e66c0884	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
4178bf307c0a	a6ce92184aac	It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
ea44b5efd3bc	c3595c6146c3	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
0d84887d6f05	ac194aab980b	look ma, no hands!
e5f87d9bd7a1	f42833bd2ecc	I've never been so aware of my own hunger
ecd3c1c8fa80	49cdeb92ecf6	every breath you take, every move you make
469324d3dec2	fd4bab0c30e3	this didn't last long.
102f5e06d58f	61308525cf42	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
857bde534401	45dfc555391a	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
d8a9392cbd80	a5314f3d3751	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
341726eabb6a	f980a41a738b	You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
6c2bd9a50eca	dfd278a3889b	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
81ff939713e3	599952041c65	I hate waking up from a really good dream
39f9dc46aa6a	6d1126291656	Do you care to #engage with this #content
82b10c54b069	a7e15e99cca4	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
5bc57e922117	6862c211107c	There goes the neighborhood...
307d7e709eb6	2f5139fdda6c	I've never been so aware of my own hunger
1381e50f558a	a1e903569e23	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
02d8d33f29a7	1d28bd672f5d	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
0dd2a730a2ec	2ae0fbc732d2	Best Halloween costume yet!
c07936566bb8	da6fb833bded	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
529776df30a5	7fec1582cad0	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
b6de140bfb87	6f396a0a1b7c	#nomakeup #natural
81191b24509b	0e686f7800f8	passed another hitch hiker
40424272bbc9	e6966f356be2	You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
6b1a74bd650e	cf668a11b9f0	Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
a0496abfd0c8	dda187c532d4	lol, no i didn't jump
37ecfdf779f1	458487d914c7	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
090d55fd9b09	db325d089aa4	they told me carrots were good for eye health
0c951e3b23ca	15e0a09ec3a5	welcome to Argentina
ab587a16e0c7	eea655ca5250	She's got interesting taste in men.
bb0efd305e64	c942b75bbc37	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
2d1fbacbde05	4c0eda9b86e6	#nomakeup #natural
1797a72cbdc8	b62182579a00	If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
0a32d756b1ac	90f117ad64c6	#nomakeup #natural
2aee74967c3c	a6db16858cb5	Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
9eb4195fefe7	e2dffdd62ace	The time has come.
851aceb18707	2445b7adb800	FUCK NOT AGAIN
6b6f8e2d42fd	2421a8b1ba8d	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
183950152076	c836c8d6d3e8	Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
0b1a862cdb71	395154ee8f31	should i see a doctor about this?
05e030302191	8c99087ee6e8	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
bdf5d6c5f561	1cbd4410b0c5	Oh, that's where I left them!
b530d74a4f83	1d28bd672f5d	Apparently it's a thing now...
65fb55486f54	c5fb86da0605	27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
92e7e99fabaf	a4121d8873e6	To get to the other tree and leaf!
567c49fdf705	2f2d4d36df15	*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
5035727d59cd	5355f5833b39	that's one nasty burn!
e34b5005b3a1	10307ab23113	New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
8663da350c5e	7b6aa2e8b09b	I found it!!!!!!!
0302ba401c19	dc2b9c190c8c	that's me!
7a1062981ad9	225a08c3c4e1	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
31dcb9ce0231	aaf475e12180	cthulu wants what cthulu wants
571d6bf4e7e0	5d27e2398770	The solution to all life's problems
09ea43d0f7a4	0e686f7800f8	this guy keeps following me
e5eed9b6134e	73bcd7bde4d2	This is symbolic.
3c4598ec6b05	b18f4833dfc9	Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
096c93a7ceb4	25b75c37596e	Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
5ee2715b6d9e	1cabd3f28345	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
f5145735c7f4	aaf475e12180	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
f20d77149fe8	0907f39eaa03	Parlez vous Francais?
7e80253b60c5	d1432b2e1c65	in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
f0e3dff3cd4b	e14a6ba102f7	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
78d050bf7095	cdbed0af98ce	look what i found underneath my pillow
064142816ee9	32e8f09bd75f	kang, do i look good in this?
e30da10bb8b5	97aa148f5db2	The knids are hungry
f9baa497757a	c2e86ecf6d30	Sometimes all you can do is wait
3716f4ce0160	4560876c8f49	This explains everything
073f2e7d1d3a	72b80e3e6f80	BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
94b7b01d72ef	dfc441e614d6	Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
c5d47240ae4c	8becb8a785f9	Wait for it...
e71008068f3b	9563183869ae	Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
3123c2837b82	215928a121d4	#caturday
a5ef807b6fa5	d5814b78c6b9	I find this picture reflects my soul.
0181a314754b	85abfaba36b5	introducing the yolo distribution
bf8c34e26578	7bb7044fc42b	run little ghost, run!
b08211fe156b	14dcc16e1fe6	Sometimes all you can do is wait
35758321c330	d7b2b76fdd04	"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
5839fd0fe0d5	15efefc8c9e0	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
f71c32af7c77	f68387149980	the only people for me are the mad ones
d51b54f2cde0	c0f332e9575e	welcome to the space jam
8e6bc9a08f16	ff2803045213	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
c230e886b11f	8becb8a785f9	This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
867cf54f175f	46c750488fc5	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
4e5a15e94636	0a35447c8bac	The horrors of war
56f42c1e4aee	d51bc6db1470	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
ee97196dd5a9	a6db16858cb5	WHY WHY WHY #WHY
be4289cfac71	02917df33e66	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
8da5e7cba847	179dbd8f7209	wake up sheeple!
12b3785f796b	d7bef8511cc1	Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
a2e260e1423b	532134699dc7	Who stepped on my pop tart?
2364447eb7c8	cffcec307c4c	Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
0e03ea038c72	2ae0fbc732d2	One year ago I looked like this
a235d55c2b17	c3d55f5ed151	So thats What Jesus did
ff96ce30c980	05912644bcfb	The French space program
17bbe0d9d314	4828480933e3	That's too much, man!
c8914ece285e	6a2fc065cbc9	Best map projection ever
6232cc54d966	e31b4f8d0d7d	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
9a99d2c80bb8	8448a3c83b1f	I told you to keep the raptors secure
a7574dede20c	27237f493c5e	My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
bd09ecfa26f5	95fe2f2cd9ce	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
d58a96e1ea4c	e715dc9ea337	Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
3fda826a1063	52eb6e40b776	Field Trip!
c1d274b55887	15efefc8c9e0	take two, they are small
55a78b960504	c1fd2083989e	I dream of death
b2afce672577	2f2d4d36df15	The view outside of my airplane window.
52a1bd0e3aa5	441935095878	This is what i had for breakfast
c01230ede24b	caab8cbb2d01	New means to help collect more evidence
fc9442cceba8	f68387149980	oompa loompa diggeti doo
429ae6101bb7	95ccd6364248	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
9fb247667e69	1c4ca7d93623	Thanks Obama!
16e82068318b	bad34e3c6d86	so. sick. of. this. pic.
d4cae51428dd	a7c209257ad1	Yeah... never gonna happen
7b11f4ecdf68	b4c2a2c21aa4	where should i put this cool new tatto?
f8516961499c	b4c2a2c21aa4	I dream of death
133222d036b8	b6534ec9a50b	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
574722742878	fcf9829a0289	I blame supernasa
1442a4b23433	1c4ca7d93623	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
b55238d063c0	9dae49a80ef9	I'd call this experiment a success.
799986018b75	d7b2b76fdd04	Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
746eeb983c3b	b9d5949f285a	Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
d797e81077d1	cf668a11b9f0	I broke cookie clicker...
bccaa4284e73	37b45655015e	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
972a17bd3a04	78f071d8d358	Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
05ed701faa4a	37abfa9969c7	#DARE to #DREAM
1e7b2736757d	87355b37d71c	oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
7bb44004c959	c3d55f5ed151	Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
9db6df74b564	ff9e2c0e72d3	27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
a01292ae4fc8	03fb6cbd1dd1	our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
303855809606	2e7213f87bb7	i'm now 75% more efficient
92563cca035a	117cd0ce46cd	"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
8f40fbb57720	2b9a423e7a36	Something seems to be wrong with my car
2c31e75f2c85	76ca58e573df	Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
8733fe97788b	b33f7dfc3ee0	Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
062d80d78810	bc71003069ea	YES
59a030e3aad3	9d0371422f7c	Da_FEELS###!
575bf250a85d	2f2d4d36df15	my new boss
bb4fd59c3625	1803157899e5	flying car - it is now officially the future
28bfd7b6f099	ac54bf137b0f	#BROKEN
61ae05ecd8ae	03fabcf11842	I think I need new glasses.
f8088f316bbc	4a19ad9fa9dc	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
4d8cf0de98c9	db5b4b63fb69	Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
87fec10c2242	903d724a4a6f	I'll just go buy cigarettes
e8d858a9c5de	e08bbb290e90	Note: HUGE SUCCess
f5bacb784321	2af5eff75af3	There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
57bcd0e050fe	42875287a95b	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
1fa8ecf82d0f	6b39dc0f0c25	These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
bbe9ded6f051	e715dc9ea337	Got your nose!
e856f7c0c709	36d65e9490e4	WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
17695ee5902d	c518ce489c3b	Have fun stormin' da castle.
576893b6211e	514a5ae66033	My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
9f631c5b56b7	654bbc9c2f25	I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
ad3164e16c8e	4c487298214a	I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
1fbb2bca7632	bf1fbb69a889	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
753b2723c46e	4612ca3ea03f	engage!
f5f122351d15	5df678ccff3b	Why should squirrel learn baseball
1ac308620d87	47e972de2a8e	He was never seen again
67cf58d4a62d	eaad499163e0	Magnified 10,000 times
4bf34da51e67	e21406b7151b	sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
8f0fcd0e4693	e4c70cd09780	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
b375e3cf5fd6	e78f1767fb6a	So thats What Jesus did
02105135f8f9	6bcdc631d4fd	which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
58085e0e0551	5c2386c8cb54	The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
b8eb5ee832ae	925757e220d5	big ben is going down.
45f517ca76d5	e5a90d576045	bURMA sHAVE!
4e0663d53cbd	e31b4f8d0d7d	*Darth Vader Breathing*
d440acd98c7f	177cce0a5f0b	Oh no, it's the moon
0979b6c5f56e	c51ffc122220	Now turn it upside-down
e70806af37d1	416a214c5e51	ksp mission success
8c3f0aa37e6f	94c5a6c60bf0	they said be careful, we said yolo
4d921659dd59	7e75cda41f5e	Formal on top, party on the bottom
6649253b3f5e	6e36bdd423d3	watching dune on shrooms
35d950252d63	d67cfc2d428e	How did the mars rover get here?
173d025d3f44	6d4374896e8a	Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
8238f2ebd693	caab8cbb2d01	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
50117e5b7abf	86c82db4ddfb	Visual representation of Dubstep
cf44ab141724	382b161233d2	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
605d8baa2b11	a08adb381cb1	The prophecy was true!
fe68aaa4e687	0a75b50367a0	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
8de71913ca30	f42833bd2ecc	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
b9deee6241c0	f702f0f680d2	Oh god is it still following me?
acedafd54763	17915eae60bc	Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
dcbe8b93ce69	aa1baf6dd6df	Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
19254fe76d3d	e007f1cae5de	This photo was taken from my iphone
87ecd458f0f1	da0b380eb06e	Like my new nails?
447e9f3b83e7	87355b37d71c	Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
41ddb88f8888	3b080aaa33db	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
9a1355af714f	7f133299116d	11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
ebc1e1b38dda	d1fc8e46cff2	Not a fruit
4908fddf2134	0a35447c8bac	Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
fd0b26c8c8be	5b88c3ff6eea	That's not a chicken
d63f44c43f7c	fd0d9c097b7a	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
2d216f895afc	540c0d9dc845	I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
5238bd546496	2ae0fbc732d2	Perspective issues
ec68a8afb4b7	2445b7adb800	So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
3bf2b40db0b5	bf0a3c2168cb	everything makes sense now
e4805c8a18fe	f7bfe79b4c39	THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
91f0b02bb53f	2315132d5f00	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
ff2bff7880d1	475a38aa2adb	#nomakeup #natural
7fc2da8c704c	7cdcbc7ecd2a	The Captain Crunch Kraken
674d417bd3fb	28241826b9bd	I've found a new way to feed the poor
dc2d18b989f4	c2e86ecf6d30	Hoverboard to full power!
edcadcf63928	47b87ebe144c	I lost my wits
59c82136d2f8	7806ec34850c	Ugh, i'll never understand art.
69aae0af4db9	538f03891b16	All things considered, it turned out nice again
98a82f38b0f3	5d1c4e18029b	Hey, it's windows 7 again!
50afabccead1	3a6f54c637ca	Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
e1faca98edec	bbbda03f1051	Cant explain that
631c4b3046e9	11e39871b180	Jugghead got nothing on me :p
bfdfff8de495	f3d0c85e8fbb	I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
cdaa4434234c	1b3fb7095f97	#Nailpolish
acab7e089ec8	a7e15e99cca4	No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
47e7794c13bb	5c2386c8cb54	How did I get here?!?
688f02f4aad4	cd4373c68bb4	"...The Aristocrats."
08757057d4ba	da1ca557b64e	I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
e073ac3901e0	2d19ca5bdcfc	and then there were nine
234b14b64c8c	382b161233d2	The time has come.
207e6118c37f	400910c90e8c	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
08d61ef1c1ef	72b80e3e6f80	This photo was taken from my iphone
34dba1c0f00c	698cc961c472	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
aad76513203f	b9d5949f285a	Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
e9726d6638b5	3cb8e619cf63	should i see a doctor about this?
8efba3cee913	723db8e26f5f	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
d7b1427bf9cd	57498405462f	i do the same thing at frat parties
08ca29039ae9	233d440514d3	Death star model 0.0.73
f1c661cd5ed7	2315132d5f00	if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
b43d0861c759	6d8d641bd493	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
0374811a8356	6bf3263b04f6	Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
21e30ce61378	e23564e985fc	no one ever suspected the shovel
6bfcb7347993	ab440600fd8c	Moses lied to me.
fedbf5813914	d83f29efba56	We fell upstairs and exploded.
425df6331446	532134699dc7	my new duvet cover!
c01f0d7507c5	9f252e164423	i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
a392454b8149	5d27e2398770	IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
44689cfd46c9	f0366682d86f	All things considered, it turned out nice again
f1479f7e8235	179dbd8f7209	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
8c940afa29e5	b18f4833dfc9	I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
c8c00ff03a63	b3e92f1b2488	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
bba808facf36	8b7a7b605c6c	If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
ce998f207c26	b3e92f1b2488	Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
021fe0bcf211	14ee7faa729a	Wow. Just, Wow.
538891c04acb	fdf20837c837	Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
44bc47a628b4	7c18e3db8a64	BANANANANANANANANANA
632333792c15	bcf14074faa6	??
4c7d05095e40	6f396a0a1b7c	I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
d2c08082c02f	5d8e1d1889f9	I love star wars!
c993376bba86	a9c9733d88fa	Oh no! Not again.
a616525abf52	70cf8805e7cb	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
32e04d5ec5ce	dccd8efcd65f	sarlac ball-pit!!!
ddb52554dfb0	3b080aaa33db	This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
6c09b6b0e6fe	32f92e302f64	The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
09b66d49fba8	a831919d153e	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
678324bd7cd7	f8dbccef9e21	Look at that fart propulsion
9ef470d3c2be	4a19ad9fa9dc	Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
6f9ae3eda22e	22d38bd088f3	Damn, two o'clock already?
ae6d1f404dae	e31b4f8d0d7d	Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
4e5e867f8321	e53c20bb80db	void main() { fork; }
cf9944c2a06b	8c99087ee6e8	Best Halloween costume yet!
805e900494c3	2a9299a8355e	would you choose the microwave over this?
3f1a533eafc8	16be3b96c067	Fnnnaarrrrr!
d5a2359ffdb8	8cf0aae237b9	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
d0452a4a8a0c	86ea721314f1	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
f06bf59d16e2	32aed7da2c9f	Magnified 10,000 times
791611bb954f	a3f0bed1d6c6	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
ad350a37a2e8	6a57c265996d	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
bcabc73f93a1	95fd495595b4	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
3f36147d91db	51c994821764	Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
49288ec6e9ba	a498bc9d963c	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
9dcef4157858	17b43faffb0a	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
ee55a4d8922d	2445b7adb800	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
1018ccd90e54	a6db16858cb5	Something seems to be wrong with my car
f1bea01353a9	ed5863c1845c	*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
c649f935ae49	88ab0a21a404	Threaten large birds... check.
743ee72d3921	b383658ed774	Said the duchess to the vicar.
7445ecbe0a22	e376fd7003ce	My Hobby: freaking people out
4477fb159263	1c4ca7d93623	"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
a475f527a2d3	2e7213f87bb7	The choice is simple.
96dd6c497720	e2575fd89a89	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
a94a08116f20	abb28f6609a7	Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
c2c3262345fa	65fb81dd914f	i don't remember this scene form star wars
b2218b82c705	d686587daebc	we have the technology.
e16dc62fb59c	3418334aa2fe	Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
9e701fe691f2	a241a76fc906	AGHHHHH
35848b1467b5	e03721358827	it was never this complicated when I was a kid
a67749167a07	5673675e6bb7	Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
42826d300fb5	05cd69ce5480	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
83830a322eeb	14ee7faa729a	First time posting, please be nice
0c883841ddb6	2d19ca5bdcfc	Hoverboard to full power!
f025745383e7	aa9b5fad0ac1	Office gamification has got out of hand.
77c05d1c1fc6	05b4175d28e1	is the eject button meant to do this?
1270ff1490f0	39b12a33e30e	should i see a doctor about this?
ea67a4d837ca	fcf9829a0289	FUCK NOT AGAIN
7a181885cbff	6a57c265996d	Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
cdd2d5b303a9	d4496e693ad6	reverse et
65ff1116f217	5a0d3960a7e0	i'm now 75% more efficient
99e8f4c1362a	23892daa8f4d	These cravings will never stop
a93daf058214	e9ba3f8476e1	This photo was taken from my basement
078eab78f9ce	5dc49eee64b4	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
c4b196e892c4	0261a1a6ad74	Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
061f2489e71f	0f23d409a5bf	Dude, where's my car?
62a51a8d4a3e	e5a90d576045	#bornthisway
5ff3522f70ba	60c958ff14d4	Eat my shorts
ab51322030f9	71f523b045e9	this guy keeps following me
c44f3952a84a	0e686f7800f8	Ayyyy LMAO!
945a18ed0f0a	2567c75f8965	Wait, what does ?(??) represent again?
67dffb0ea79d	aebe9172c89c	help wanted. inquire within.
30df44a9b300	cf668a11b9f0	my new toaster has some strange attachments
0d3649ee4018	e007f1cae5de	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
5bf50b4477f9	f3d0c85e8fbb	Use the force responsibly.
c0f99213fc46	00d30201e37d	If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
4b66864f7536	6c1d54604426	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
1be644071370	c0f332e9575e	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
085184169ecb	dd1b125fe3c4	Jesus Wept
0a174343b69d	e2c498d26ea4	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
a2cff91247e2	9d61c8e7aca2	Do you care to #engage with this #content
f22a04545bc0	edec90b39fcd	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
2cfa54d38725	c4028c21e71c	help wanted. inquire within.
61e2df3b334a	f68387149980	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
7b1aa6c7765e	2ae0fbc732d2	Crocodile Pink Eye
7c1270a81784	b4c2a2c21aa4	[user was banned for this text]
7d8f18aeab18	f8dc0e0b0070	I have tasted many fish
9e5988c03021	5c74f3b16e93	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
9b0c1b6df736	516a8191fb87	now you're hungry too.
bc44a581d40b	f867c41e030f	Deal with it
f42df72d8cea	fb8d3117d3a3	just another cat video
923c7d92301f	532134699dc7	#Long_Exposure
6b52409c3c1c	3ea8cd3dbdbc	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
70ff3da11160	38113e395336	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
269a91c4f1ff	d4cfbd15408b	Need a Haircut
ca00f31824a3	9eda477bce11	bit nosy, aren't you?
db191aa832d4	9c039349b0b2	that's me!
26a1eef1f4aa	fc657d47e33e	Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
4fdeabbc7085	6a57c265996d	This explains everything
f38219208f5f	6bcdc631d4fd	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
514e0c7158eb	b6e06ba22326	My new tattoo
f90775ed7792	62abd7c005ee	it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
e6f8d8d892d5	7bb7044fc42b	Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
9c3c09bbb41a	c3d55f5ed151	i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
795ff13b0314	49cdeb92ecf6	I don't think that's supposed to go there...
1d66a2541d3d	99db3cf3ef55	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
5cef0afff886	62712df5a93e	mario Kart is harder in real life
ae923e05bd53	d6d4d7f52f8e	I guess I only have myself to blame.
593229097daa	d29fb45617bd	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
3b0c0f16e031	5dc49eee64b4	Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
0d927a8478dc	0ec5d628b043	well, so much for the space program
47b09a4ee2b7	a35b6aebbff6	If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
33be1a91fce6	395154ee8f31	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
de2de95e5fb5	c942b75bbc37	my new duvet cover!
06df0e6e0a6c	d51bc6db1470	If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
2c980afee390	5ea0f5b5e66f	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
b6a00db9a7e2	91329e7a7b5a	This photo mooves me
9cbda3ba324a	87eace265eb5	You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
96f349e5fde2	c51ffc122220	Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
0add7c0ae430	b33f7dfc3ee0	Perspective issues
5f2986b41e5d	a9c9733d88fa	New amazon product
9b7a084eb17e	5f37c1382122	I blame supernasa
9d36adcd579f	81433abbc0dd	#me #throwbackthursday
7166a967cee9	f1c486c6819b	ksp mission success
705ee356d309	b4cc62c6ce6e	just two more trips over the horizon
3828d86da27f	6c6706cf5ef0	Too many quixotes, not enough giants
3c032c53682e	43dcc12d2e75	It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
18bce5e315ef	51c994821764	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
81d557d581e6	1cbd4410b0c5	WARRRBLGARBL
968fba80fd43	0c82274784ef	She's got interesting taste in men.
a1b2549ca4e2	667be74ed29d	The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
15c77634b15f	fd5ed226f3b5	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
ef20136a753f	f6cfad7bb0e1	#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
5ff9c6a4e926	5673675e6bb7	Best Christmas gift EVER!
d80961fca533	0a383ab79273	Oh no! Not again.
f36fa3065d08	d67cfc2d428e	hello darkness my old friend
a1b82095d932	8a8b6ac32a65	#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
0fb2b48ba11e	64b298792bbd	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
1df92b4b043f	5c2386c8cb54	The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
53fd63a1b7ac	d51bc6db1470	go home elephant you are drunk
4e1f35b45563	eaad499163e0	hello darkness my old friend
1d6cd81fc5f7	5c74f3b16e93	moo!
bf4cc310288a	2973df263d5c	Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
6fedbfe5d262	d67cfc2d428e	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
21e6e20a7655	fe759fa57f81	The time has come.
f76beaf499cb	ff20713d6d53	Why?
f7c4cf40b846	0a1fdbb68c6e	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
bf4ec0457252	47b87ebe144c	I CHOOSE YOU!
da7ae276843f	52eb6e40b776	I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
c3cd0a5516d5	aa9b5fad0ac1	Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
39a031007b3c	78f4dc46875e	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
605aecc0c656	1e6b2657824a	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
d7b7fb900c4a	9ea3833b0a71	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
3b0087d75a1f	8c99087ee6e8	Is this too cheesy?
d3552add9c63	074bdfdee612	True Self-Control
9f078a2dadb8	dccd8efcd65f	new phone who dis
95503cb82a8c	ca904c329d45	I'd call this experiment a success.
cb950ca073e2	37d3a3a22fdb	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
c51a1acf24a7	36a2f7987b60	i'll never get tired of this.
d4ee5902eeb6	cc5d4eaed406	Best Halloween costume yet!
1cee77501586	2c55f3bf0a4f	On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
a8bdc71bbd9f	32f92e302f64	Why should squirrel learn baseball
bd63a871ec87	e2f6212df0f5	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
ac275d1e3eff	ff20713d6d53	Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
035ab8521415	e53c20bb80db	Oh no! Not again.
34c6872daf37	c3d55f5ed151	Somewhere, this exists.
fe78d054208d	2a328c6a26db	Click to show secret text
c49c09fb09db	2315132d5f00	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
d72fae694d85	14dcc16e1fe6	Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
b3e9e74500ab	ad84df3b19fb	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
c5c47eb21f86	2e1b33b78b7a	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
b760ec69a4b3	54b19f7c4f03	Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
07ea8fa80cbc	22d38bd088f3	hello darkness my old friend
249d849bee0d	212085ad2af5	I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
69ae670ea01c	05cd69ce5480	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
50e59da83560	7fddc5e896a0	welcome to Argentina
aad7825b844a	010bad314260	One of those mornings...
9553fbccf7a7	5ddd76bb3d6c	Big Bird, An orwellian Short
5c3746168e3b	b4cc62c6ce6e	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
987792ed93d7	09ba72e7bfe7	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
09b57a0409fa	e3e23a6a6be2	Bay-bae lolz
7404e4ef0d9e	95fd495595b4	Da_FEELS###!
b135e74bb087	bf1fbb69a889	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
a9bf93befa83	6bcdc631d4fd	I wish I could ride in a balloon
80771620e32d	9f252e164423	Sometimes all you can do is wait
343166c341a2	5bc8196cb57d	She's got interesting taste in men.
1764409570ad	32ffa222e0c0	aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
69d5ba5d2e13	1aaf67f26ffa	London
e558a5e3ed42	108d22076845	Sometimes all you can do is wait
0a912433cd1d	43d261c352ba	moo!
d3e1ca0c9bc1	28241826b9bd	More advantages to USB type c revealed
524de0180064	676c098de756	are you sure this is a commandline?
e864fb709709	cca33f6e1445	i'll never get tired of this.
1c970757f403	0e686f7800f8	Can't believe what I almost threw away!
70cb6df1103c	4a70b4d650f6	It's a Finger trap
f9327513979e	2b9a423e7a36	Do you care to #engage with this #content
fc3115e8f619	698cc961c472	what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
8934d03a8e88	0190596d8aad	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
1382854d0ddb	a40295449b86	Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
3415e3c2a5b9	fc657d47e33e	i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
c7430c110fa1	b4c2a2c21aa4	big ben is going down.
6cf0fe82bfbb	1cabd3f28345	I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
425b16e7d3df	e13751fc0bec	when you see it...
7dd8f6676758	0b5ac8ecd470	[Metal Gear sound effect]
4e3ff6fd8a28	45dfc555391a	dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
4dda2d024c42	c167057ebd58	Today i am a Chinese clock
d5146ae7dc91	2d0ded5d95f7	Do I look fat in this photo?
8325fc07e2a8	d6d4d7f52f8e	it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
0b50bb04ea74	55bad9cbd974	Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
f58c85d73e9d	d51bc6db1470	Wait, what does ?(??) represent again?
e294720f8625	916445424ebc	Muahahahahahah
9b1d23540340	538f03891b16	Hoverboard to full power!
dc5999b49cc4	e251d107ecc8	some men just want to watch the world burn.
3494df3d90cd	caab8cbb2d01	i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
c32252eed7a1	42ea4fe205c6	They see me rolling, they hating
cd387908f972	ff1dbf4d409c	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
d4d8be592a99	395154ee8f31	What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
635218c87f79	fd5ed226f3b5	WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
3ac08b2e44d9	cdbed0af98ce	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
782a922d27b4	58bd456b251b	Mari-OH
6a452ad34e3f	f38be88b9cec	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
ebfd03ef5447	f87d4312d151	The HORROR!
69c471f2ae2b	64b298792bbd	Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
a43e79e8e5c7	77b8a5527ad8	Everything truly IS awesome!
4fceaaf5d5bb	6bcdc631d4fd	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
bd3d5bff793e	b08505ac7848	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
e5daa91a5e45	654bbc9c2f25	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
29793881efcb	66f04b48ba96	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
9f6acee1ea7b	3b3a000a7699	Where did THAT come from?
d28ab0d42602	415b14c8b862	hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
60dc8533dbf9	7aff78b9668c	void main() { fork; }
b2ad8b74335f	9fc5e66c0884	big data strikes back
c17ddf6ab2ba	33ace19cf756	I've found a new way to feed the poor
5e7a6ee8a813	265815e5ba7e	I've found a new way to feed the poor
c861373a5de7	fd8dedb9f32c	Target Found.
80adcdb62c93	fe2ac1816284	Use the force responsibly.
a97a698be6e8	dda187c532d4	Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
f5b966e898da	171695ad3649	Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
0402c44a20f0	db854fb52ce3	Me, before the topical ointment
747197742475	8c29a2907764	So, this happened.
9fa7e791f5fc	7940779ab371	Need a Haircut
70b123c4f61f	a43875abf9bb	New amazon product
7f19336e8575	368097002fe8	I think I can... I think I can
ae5d593fe386	217002028a86	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
5f3578000efb	86c82db4ddfb	Just another day in paradise
b8b052f5f09f	f67296fb4000	WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
b1fa2b47e5b7	43e4d1af3468	I'll catch it one day
60a307903cff	443b5e53f4d8	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
4932118208a7	26f932f7b668	I don't think this is working
4d1050ad0f89	37d3a3a22fdb	the game begins...
df6a691d19a5	7b6aa2e8b09b	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
ce3a95e1c1ad	a10df00c1984	I'm a fighter!
30a00e6e6164	b18f4833dfc9	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
fdff9a5812de	8cf0aae237b9	Does anyone know why it is doing this?
74d79b3b9d52	315f6e4c8a84	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
46a806aea620	9dc300ca8fbd	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
77f305ff0812	cd4373c68bb4	finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
cdc5962ca48f	51c994821764	We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
994c09b527bc	141cb16a24f1	about to die lol
6e186f632358	7af1db07b282	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
0e54167f9331	8fdafa840de8	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
85b3874c9cad	1bc70a101a8f	So thats What Jesus did
5f71e93747ee	7b2f1bf0847f	amazons newest delivery method
d69134887c3f	42ea4fe205c6	I got a new geigerteller
6de1c9a35ab3	9cfa73f0c93a	our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
cc7d4e1572ab	a53b48798e38	I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
42d0a1b1fa93	a4121d8873e6	welcome to the space jam
4b4c9c9637e5	c3d55f5ed151	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
af8b90bd6c6c	e9b071fe7286	Oh god is it still following me?
3805d0e4d745	8c99087ee6e8	Ayyyy LMAO!
23809544e8ad	f68387149980	This is what I do on friday evenings now
b256ef598c56	1dd718c7e20d	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
b8d1dbd0187a	1267373999ca	worst horse ever :(
fa936a0f25ed	a336d8336228	Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
6dfafcb155fa	16a76c300029	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
0962f8cf627d	52eb6e40b776	new phone who dis
ef93d0b90bbb	a40295449b86	the rest is darkness and decay
8cf69eac4748	36d65e9490e4	Hey, it's windows 7 again!
9955c6038563	e75894d5db4c	Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
3a021a0811bf	91329e7a7b5a	Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
240c9cbdfbc0	6bcdc631d4fd	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
c5900b3d4038	5f37c1382122	Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
4c8773e21600	5dc49eee64b4	SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
b8998a39a7e6	7271643553a4	The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
42e34cd99cc2	b467c4b866c7	Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
35c20bf6313d	6bcdc631d4fd	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
e75aba2340b3	6c6626ce547f	they said be careful, we said yolo
f541134960aa	08602e138c05	I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
89e3362571e6	47eaad1b0b48	Do I look fat in this photo?
84ed801e81f7	bd4c7ec061c7	how do I take photos with this?
e64d7fd9b4ba	abb28f6609a7	cthulu caught me slipping
d989ab4207c7	2e494a4f52d2	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
d47a1889588c	3cb8e619cf63	FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
c6680479706c	2b9a423e7a36	australia is not NZ!
d2f7a850e68e	904def06c9f2	clever girl.....
14e60659eca1	697d23440cbb	The birds found the hobbit hole
446cfe47d1dc	23892daa8f4d	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
488c71671dc5	057660801943	So long and thanks for all the fish!
64509a1dac8b	b0792a154b7e	London
7a0c9c6d32a2	7552328dd081	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
531574bb12fc	69b7229e1b20	My clothes need a wash...
37276869ae7d	95ccd6364248	truly, i am euphoric
1e25acbda30d	dccd8efcd65f	One year ago I looked like this
63a44e338180	10c1d5425f48	photo proof for you skeptics out there
0cef5441f269	58377b6190af	RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
3a1949e53199	83aee66830ba	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
99ceff09c1dd	caab8cbb2d01	Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
d542b7f93ce3	bc71003069ea	That's just not very funny
b986175aa674	d5814b78c6b9	"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
9aae135d59a8	52eb6e40b776	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
2fa73c351a93	f1c486c6819b	So long, and thanks for all the fish
456edbb237f9	2a9299a8355e	Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
9955dfea8e09	b6534ec9a50b	I forgot to turn the tap off lol
dd2c84d20b06	c6fe3b6798a5	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
5973813d85d1	9dae49a80ef9	The solution to all life's problems
f0034133c4a1	c9127c2f2088	wake up sheeple!
9e1dce269e25	8ce440504a07	What could possibly go wrong™?
fada0bf9f295	250a074b0607	*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
c279d3d04783	2973df263d5c	5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
2d117246d40c	4809cdd2dbdd	I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
386f384d89b5	7b0fe92b43f3	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
5e0de7963e7c	87eace265eb5	So...Magnets, right?
57eb7fd49006	104cfa1288c2	my friend posing while a plane flies by
40da1faae207	179dbd8f7209	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
f1afd26a135d	43d261c352ba	Roadrunner is the new transport minister
9e9f9e913055	c942b75bbc37	These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
718386537708	37abfa9969c7	Do you feline lucky, punk?
0a342a6ed0a0	971c2d33c5fb	???? USA! USA! ????
1e2c40409417	7504f42b612e	every breath you take, every move you make
23e395f32571	074bdfdee612	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
2b1ec564de44	0190596d8aad	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
45a6f361cecb	bcb546284888	Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
3c83447c63ac	edec90b39fcd	The time has come.
7c4d07f9ee6d	ba54b7db6a99	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
6bed8598876d	1803157899e5	I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
77271595208a	f6298c1c3134	First time posting, please be nice
8289252fe234	6a2fc065cbc9	We live in a golden age!
d1fa82328c4b	97c1e78b7180	Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
0918d6c60d94	179dbd8f7209	Rock, paper, FACE
cf635fda9637	65eb48ac2a21	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
14e6889101f3	6e4431f5bf0e	Oh God! It's happening again!
7cfca2fbf28a	99faa3542e1a	((+?????))
6f7d265cad75	9cfa73f0c93a	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
54c52f8917c7	1b3fb7095f97	oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
9b20a22a11c0	ed9b0f670049	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
97b68412f6a9	9fc5e66c0884	To infinity and Birdyond!
d263191b8c5b	8145b1145ed7	Where did this road come from?!?
f6194f5e5155	d6d0b07c5fd3	????????
79bb3fa35a27	7fec1582cad0	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
8b6c5fd0d1fd	ff1dbf4d409c	#notamodel #nofilter
352fffe0e940	79dade814f0e	Dude, where's my car?
215289ac025d	ae5350e13117	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
e2f32de795fa	db5b4b63fb69	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
ade60c87499a	aaf475e12180	blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
3c82d2fc8399	42b45c70ab63	Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
719a8d1838ca	9fc5e66c0884	The last person to be surprised by a selfie
e93710373169	65fb81dd914f	Universe man, Universe man...
e8fef5f38109	f1bda684c6fd	Artistic recreation from new fossil find
2f9b0c792417	72b80e3e6f80	it was never this complicated when I was a kid
8c8ccbbbad33	1cbd4410b0c5	[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
9fcb292bae33	a893947e69e1	I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
308d28ba0f1b	2e1b33b78b7a	Somewhere, this exists.
54d4ccab581b	3a6f54c637ca	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
a85715564155	37abfa9969c7	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
60d30e3e2af1	88ab0a21a404	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
b574f583926e	0261a1a6ad74	Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
a32758a09217	179dbd8f7209	Wait for it...
b1fb9c872e02	11e39871b180	BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
5c1c9339d368	e5a90d576045	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
16b3734d5985	47b87ebe144c	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
605f7243aee3	70cf8805e7cb	been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
6d7f5fb1b268	b298cb8b58e0	I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
1be6e415534c	c167057ebd58	Nasa is fully funded
98f885d0aa85	a06de52211f2	unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
58203c309d6d	7b8dd1fa9b09	#lifehacks
2f4654fa0cff	b9d5949f285a	just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
840e8420cb37	6d8d641bd493	#bornthisway
c1deca1bdd5d	cbce6837dea2	i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
bdbd27c61e73	4463aae85038	I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
4a20ce98521c	7b2f1bf0847f	These aren't my sandwiches
683618ff10af	2820d2999a90	Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
5aae6e1d19ff	4612ca3ea03f	First time posting, please be nice
fadb7653cb8f	22d38bd088f3	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
083edd34dce3	b15624b39699	I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
dae0e2b5d170	e08bbb290e90	better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
aa175c8f4cd6	99505450db33	havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
824307373c01	fa57c6c5e546	You must be new here.
0afe6f1b3e44	1ee44ab3e6c1	he is so cool
51137f23a3f0	c4028c21e71c	Spaaaaaaaace!
668373c7b91e	219174de0d49	I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
d9c47c174db4	e5a90d576045	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
63c390f99791	2d8a610ac57d	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
3e05bc1d6ff2	945dee2035fd	In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
22fe4aab451b	034c85450c85	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
248c7102ce5e	7b12d0018e3f	Oh no! Not Again.
359d8c0dd1c0	9f252e164423	their love was doomed from the start...
c7c05f82881f	60e3cd8474aa	Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
ccf13e5c70f0	8ce440504a07	You'll never guess what happens next...
f7979920fffe	f44c64ac7e20	dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
74805d71a8c4	03fb6cbd1dd1	and then there were nine
02b2e514e56a	fcf9829a0289	Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
449b4ba09ed4	ea9426341cca	#DANGERZONE
37fe1c685374	c8f453e86277	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
e1e3e34df58d	e715dc9ea337	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
2a6569c326fa	42875287a95b	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
bb035f8fa492	e73866701a1d	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
0444202fbb8b	5ea3119b0c13	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
de7a8fec30ef	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
a35cb2da47d4	5d75c1f06a66	step one: cut a hole in the box
865bc9dfd16e	a7c209257ad1	the only people for me are the mad ones
f57784d2ce16	b18f4833dfc9	we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
9a123853f78f	d7b2b76fdd04	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
69a1bd13ede6	700cdaba58ad	the event horizon returned
1ec72635fa1e	51c994821764	oh, is that godot? Finally...
23131fef269f	203c2a900acd	well, so much for the space program
5df13d40b998	901ddbb780e1	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
3544505deb31	2d19ca5bdcfc	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
d233b16c725f	bc879e038fb1	whoops GPS error
d83a48114b48	0a35447c8bac	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
aa399ea769d6	215928a121d4	#nofilter
563a7f804f26	7b12d0018e3f	All things considered, it turned out nice again
3463040acaff	22e28e5cca06	Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
eeb02200fbf7	fd4bab0c30e3	Click to show secret text
fad7b45c6689	7469e715a2d5	me and all my friends
966907d3c08c	70cf8805e7cb	Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
0874a5bb9635	ff1dbf4d409c	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
ac1d8b36e07b	5bc8196cb57d	#hoax
101bd8cbc121	38113e395336	bowTieght!
ec02f0d10613	f01a237d9672	Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
b8b245933b31	e9ba3f8476e1	Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
5aeb482a9286	fd5ed226f3b5	You'll never guess what happens next...
f9bb5a008d23	1d8a0d2e6317	Any hatchlings in here?
3cd1206eea06	21f6e8ab05f4	Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
ee82ecf57ff7	9dc300ca8fbd	everything makes sense now
e212a7d5dc97	14ee7faa729a	haha oh my cat
a83988d6ca93	c65dfa097e6d	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
c92ac76cf75f	bcf14074faa6	George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
2e5597062c7c	d7bef8511cc1	If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
e0049361816a	39b12a33e30e	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
ffc72a6a838e	2cd492f68159	He nailed it!
4b53fc3b21e1	1cbd4410b0c5	i don't remember this scene form star wars
b67218dd7e99	233afc11fdb4	Is this room 101?
9f81aed8494f	200e900034e5	Crocodile Pink Eye
6ba0201e0619	a7e15e99cca4	wake up sheeple!
db824e3627ce	6c2a6cf8da8b	This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
483ff65d6c87	8f45c84f3ae6	Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
b5a3abf8ea8e	c167057ebd58	This is what i had for breakfast
5a3387612329	c142bf4c510d	holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
a48b95926ac8	20d163d05085	On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
38b8fb6887c8	2cd492f68159	welcome to the space jam
0ae0d78a1ac0	1ee44ab3e6c1	Why do people do this?
dd2a22f3ec96	a9c9733d88fa	my friend posing while a plane flies by
23ce100438e3	ddf013875fd0	I think I need new glasses.
da1994c5830a	667be74ed29d	>< ))*>
c3bae696177f	d7b2b76fdd04	I am a beautiful person.
54111398dd1c	da1ca557b64e	Spring has sprang
03cdcad4b4f7	3ee046556162	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
50b40006bf23	414e08d9d272	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
55d45111f08c	aebe9172c89c	best day evar!!!!
bf03d270319f	2d0ded5d95f7	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
60d31cb665b8	80778f45c4a0	Oh no, it's the moon
d0d539892359	a766a5550134	These cravings will never stop
e74f946b04d9	22e28e5cca06	#flavorbomb
64658d820862	f0991487cc01	These aren't my sandwiches
f36b99ead1ae	074bdfdee612	super high intensity training at NORAD
fb8774f666a2	88e9da4a3804	#bedhead
a9902005caf3	14dcc16e1fe6	Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
7be3fdd1dfd1	95fd495595b4	Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
07909d6e68f3	f702f0f680d2	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
e0e4f5f5188a	d6d0b07c5fd3	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
868b66775b46	2d8a610ac57d	Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
b260f0f2adde	cdbed0af98ce	Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
96f0be9aa71f	09ba72e7bfe7	new phone who dis
760ab1b6b45c	5a0d3960a7e0	Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
1355af2bd63f	1d7aa54dff6e	"Is it symmetric this way?"
66e7de135095	37abfa9969c7	Existance is an illusion
42f3d3cb307d	934f1f0453ba	Look out!
44f39472c35d	b18f4833dfc9	cthulu wants what cthulu wants
11f5c4e4c318	3f4c8faba219	Made in god's own image, yessiree!
1117b5126c77	5d75c1f06a66	a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
25f1835df759	8c29a2907764	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
d58cb57ea565	3ea8cd3dbdbc	...And then we decided it was time to leave
f7d011e9aa55	f3d0c85e8fbb	Yes, I followed the instructions!
c46df43a4879	ef8fb19fc8b7	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
7d94b6eda9d3	bb7a419a02c6	I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
9174068cab87	0e367b191f42	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
7a70e8ba5f7f	5c74f3b16e93	Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
2c0c86f9b473	95ccd6364248	we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
d887e833e073	7c29fe125de7	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
fe57f0bfa6a3	f29ea09524a4	unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
ec4cae0f3840	9f252e164423	The cat brought in another bird.
0074ba0f2181	8448a3c83b1f	Not Again :(
87cb058be1e3	42a4119b7a38	Field Trip!
bde4bc629526	e2c498d26ea4	I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
b4cc17ce3481	b467c4b866c7	product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
785f4b49b006	8ce440504a07	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
befedcfba0be	e31b4f8d0d7d	I put on my wizard robe and hat
b83fa7fe76d1	dfd96fb9b1ae	Allons-Y!
ed65a67f1a52	f3d0c85e8fbb	my friend posing while a plane flies by
9acbbde8a262	1dd718c7e20d	wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
e34faa7cd525	458487d914c7	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
479d59264e5e	8a5f2942c127	The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
a42cacb10999	36d65e9490e4	Dude, where's my car?
ed3263fb07cd	596a7a13c9a6	What is your Pony Personality?
b5106d1d0e26	9fc5e66c0884	Best. Funeral. Ever.
4c41cd648770	7cf8b1287075	Always get a full nights rest
eba324a64bc5	160d21c59873	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
05068ec09f6d	f6298c1c3134	those weren't Altoids.
0a7f54862e1b	9fc5e66c0884	Me, before the topical ointment
aa759577bda6	0910c5681d44	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
58a6ac27907f	fbf7493522f2	Need a Haircut
46cd660d7e73	2421a8b1ba8d	Oh god is it still following me?
2938331b230b	f702f0f680d2	watching dune on shrooms
8e2688737a9d	7b12d0018e3f	It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
fe0b94e2c7dd	7504f42b612e	the event horizon returned
81c2fcc1a629	2820d2999a90	Do my feet look fat?
b99408bfbf8e	a2fe59b71eeb	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
af97a72bf9b1	16a76c300029	if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
e300c11dd264	02cd1184af7c	my wonderful dad!
676afbd53c8a	2315132d5f00	GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
bfe6869027a5	ebbdfebbfec8	Where do I plug this in?
5f2abf751a79	68338c348065	Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
43d5e0939a84	45f49cc6a02e	[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
207606d23aa8	e505e75cb74d	I'll catch it one day
5b769a78d1c4	43d00c2c1ed8	If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
d2838a9d656e	7c29fe125de7	Magnificent as fuck
e573ee9d7bc6	53beb2829a3a	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
d494a9cccd7a	16a76c300029	Don't inhale!
e41ba31cd8fa	30d33648a505	go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
7b627a8efc69	32f92e302f64	I think I need new glasses.
c02d2bed18cd	03fb6cbd1dd1	True Self-Control
be66096eeb30	7773dc0863cc	#illuminati
b73a5bd77ec2	7c29fe125de7	20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
c1d62d9657da	8de2ad52ab4e	The solution to all life's problems
f020910dad3d	e03721358827	MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
79ff667b1b14	dc3a38493f7d	Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
a533b2712850	fe2ac1816284	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
feb512083f67	0e035895ea44	My Hobby: freaking people out
74f5d13a6c12	fd8dedb9f32c	That was one hell of a party last night.
03f02f13e47b	676c098de756	So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
67efc64855f2	eff340fac308	Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
18bc5974bd9b	e3da37483dfa	Minister! We're running out of time.
2dc70127547c	516a8191fb87	I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
9bc9cc516e39	43d261c352ba	Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
6cd39fb86453	da1ca557b64e	I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
77000db7add6	c942b75bbc37	it's in a good part of town
690e27f84ab0	6e0fa6423e5e	I welcome our event-driven overlords
53c1c15e3cd7	16a76c300029	we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
d7eed857d1e6	63cd4ccedc6f	hello darkness my old friend
d53600800636	2a328c6a26db	This is still what I had for breakfast
d85077a44eee	db325d089aa4	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
694dc864938c	26f932f7b668	...Freudian sense tingling...
8a8999a87977	4612ca3ea03f	reverse et
996cbff70c7d	e4b5a6e9ab00	check out my new pet
d99f9d20c491	73bcd7bde4d2	I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
933f9b99fccd	91329e7a7b5a	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
74c6903dec49	6a57c265996d	is the eject button meant to do this?
0487a5e6bad3	a9ffa38001f9	The Dissolution of Parliament.
eb453e036a4c	4463aae85038	I'm going to be smashed to bits
a9ab201776fd	540c0d9dc845	I think there's something here
12c4e81ca98c	676c098de756	A soulful rendition of "old man river"
297901cb4818	f497f1d47672	All things considered, it turned out nice again
0e52664c0721	45dfc555391a	Weeeee!!!
2cf6adc6c194	1803157899e5	Trees on a hill #nofilter
aa9f026b815b	db5b4b63fb69	Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
8b01133d2007	1c4ca7d93623	mYTH BUSTED!
92e1f141e7e7	deeb1ef96574	The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
0a58f8d60045	efb683138c9e	Just one of those days
edd83a789f6c	e14a6ba102f7	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
debfca703cbe	c0f332e9575e	I lost my wits
66882cea5f55	b08505ac7848	Sometimes all you can do is wait
3b9af3fbaf21	4c1e4963d78b	I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
94cec2355c14	7b6aa2e8b09b	*Tips fedora*
efc086aa845c	e00e6d223a7b	best day evar!!!!
f151bf9f2192	77e76741b491	Allons-Y!
18d75eecb7e8	8927b3addaf6	USB SUX
f4aa509988ab	8ae3f2cc6623	i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
d8ce3e080f9a	b08505ac7848	Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
2cccc3603f7e	8828788976ac	I say: nuts to that!
5579b99ec279	85e0c52e34c9	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
c357145c316e	7a7ece27802f	Muahahahahahah
00dd4286e799	ae39eec23e68	my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
10937e4c2de3	fb8549b59577	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
9c82ba64417f	3303a3961e6c	WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
2242dc7ec083	f44c64ac7e20	He nailed it!
14b4e0cddee3	7b2f1bf0847f	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
661e7cf9fa5c	50fac12bd542	New amazon product
70b662b1d91d	1dd718c7e20d	Does this look like pink eye to you?
8332ad11b1c8	edec90b39fcd	moo!
251099d6cd1e	cca708717fd6	Do I look like a penguin?
4657bc3d96fa	7b6aa2e8b09b	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
0a76f23ef8d2	97c1e78b7180	#delfie
70b6eb91beda	ae39eec23e68	The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
4769d59c3aa5	5d9bac36ce2e	Ow.
0e9a714e8c38	b383658ed774	Found this in my garden, wtf?
49fece4238f2	80bdb547729a	aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
e1f9c1dae8e6	ec801ea1b655	Car broke down on the side of the highway.
3a3f7b372f93	7af1db07b282	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
b6d27890b112	cc6fcbbd47c6	i hate it when this happens
c6ba70eedb13	b08505ac7848	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
b4740a403b9a	010bad314260	I thought of it, and it happened
2eb8e149433a	16a76c300029	i hate it when this happens
0d6279740d06	c942b75bbc37	clever girl.....
16a0a15ab5e9	6d8d641bd493	that's one nasty burn!
757fc0242ca1	f50a1ae13dc0	how do you get the screensaver off?
b918df375401	ab85e27b7760	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
38e39c60ee37	36d65e9490e4	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
2abca624c4b7	a40295449b86	Too many quixotes, not enough giants
8da0d8a0d4c8	fd8dedb9f32c	Does my eye look bloodshot?
86d3002bec75	de799a1455af	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
29318c86ac90	991f9cbfe479	I'm ready!
b352ab2cb659	7c29fe125de7	Why do people do this?
16bfeedcdae2	5a0d3960a7e0	Is this real life?
c9531160b23e	cdbed0af98ce	??????????!
cc99b39b99e1	0a842138f70f	I can't believe it's not cake batter
bf1b3550b98b	e2f6212df0f5	Oh god is it still following me?
d9419a99cfd8	e31b4f8d0d7d	Something seems to be wrong with my car
60f38de92d70	5d8e1d1889f9	It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
b5029628ecb5	ae39eec23e68	Best map projection ever
4f251c9adc3f	bcb546284888	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
424eb52ad976	1d8a0d2e6317	Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
53947a453111	7c29fe125de7	welcome to Argentina
3de70db0096f	5d8e1d1889f9	Like my new nails?
88278e538e76	9dae49a80ef9	sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
52e2ab785f55	b383658ed774	the floor is made of lava. send help.
b5a47393fcf0	d7b2b76fdd04	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
04aa817eee9e	f68387149980	Waiting on hold with the insurance company
f7759ee290b7	ca904c329d45	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
53952ef9e0cd	1dd718c7e20d	goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
b5926e8bb902	abaa739cc985	Just another day in paradise
87f4f3cac4f4	10c1d5425f48	I don't think this is working
82a0d80c016d	aa07e36b66ab	OH MY GOD A HORSE
9f29d8afa98f	c0a9ca3690f5	welcome to the space jam
1ba37cf2a58c	441935095878	Need a Haircut
71f23410e1c9	fbf7493522f2	Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
75ab3244d95e	934f1f0453ba	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
f3a0e17024f3	28241826b9bd	Universe man, Universe man...
f7b78e1db2e2	b3f5fe3d25b1	Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
acfc4d1f6f84	39b12a33e30e	Guess that "sun" was really important after all
1336236ad14f	a43875abf9bb	Fucking CAKE
b23ac3b16a7a	e4bfd3635fdd	my new boss
a9b8d9affc06	ccbc5ca40c0a	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
523d978cd08b	a3f0bed1d6c6	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
8516e7ce8692	ae39eec23e68	That's not a nut!
58bf0b33fcb4	5d8e1d1889f9	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
75a1a3b52b7f	38fd9b4b6f5e	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
3f1ef5c9aac6	da4959d6ad66	"...The Aristocrats."
fce790ad5ebd	5ddd76bb3d6c	What could possibly go wrong™?
972e6b7c23f1	931fbf1515d4	which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
e06bacf4caac	e9ba3f8476e1	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
7cf4857554ff	2f5139fdda6c	smiling is for optimists
a813ff4eabde	d7bef8511cc1	The side of my car. #roadrage
4b711689ca7f	443b5e53f4d8	Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
38991d44d9a3	6862c211107c	welcome to the space jam
ff7b9eb109a5	516a9ccdc425	Do I look like a penguin?
13601361fcaa	77e76741b491	the rest is darkness and decay
871f8dc94dc7	ea5bd9ac43f3	Hoverboard to full power!
a58e5791331d	b3fd15c6ef49	I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
084a5e614f69	09ca4e467013	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
cf6f70e211a1	697d23440cbb	It is never safe.
f4981dbb6d4d	971c2d33c5fb	Is this room 101?
3414ec2db6de	dccd8efcd65f	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
f9b52b153b8e	b71d2b588ffa	Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
54135809ab24	ccbc5ca40c0a	This needs a motivational text
54d5fbbe7d36	83aee66830ba	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
dc06c7a83022	9b5fd2c79341	I've made a huge mistake
7ca48364abd7	c9671f8f1811	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
1ebc661f7a6f	31ddd9945040	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
573ef18b5be3	77b8a5527ad8	Weeeee!!!
f9a2d9f67030	2a9299a8355e	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
938f6b129551	a9acb7116fa2	and then there were nine
075cfac6ee22	c0f332e9575e	Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
586657273327	90f117ad64c6	I never understood that part of the bibile
cd7e3e0e2c66	9dae49a80ef9	I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
83bbcf9291ef	5303e2f6e8b0	#caturday
df38878e510f	bb8cf07016d9	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
23f3e34255a8	2e7204533474	this was in the bible
bb2fb88a4248	250a074b0607	This photo was taken from my iphone
87e9edcc5c52	fd4bab0c30e3	Oh god is it still following me?
989b2b310e66	c60d80479dce	I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
047a77258879	f12910f29abb	I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
c591c1eaadef	1a11c6c67047	Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
cce479afef8f	ed915d36dd20	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
3233d2059a20	77e76741b491	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
4778161c2cdb	cc5d4eaed406	No guitar without a sombrero
56e9d5bc64e1	d6d4d7f52f8e	dOG SHAMING
1636c1e91b5a	abaa739cc985	My nose will grow now.
31b45ca81507	6e32eb14a3d7	BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
b3832ce93e53	7e75cda41f5e	This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
228e05463656	6a57c265996d	Magnified 10,000 times
0d5661055402	85abfaba36b5	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
4af98e3a22af	b713cd3eb0a5	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
c64d22174196	7a7ece27802f	Does anyone know why it is doing this?
82b200287ae3	225a08c3c4e1	reverse et
67c433c62e3b	68338c348065	Every day my damn cat makes this face
100e0b157de5	62cd3460a783	Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
34f215fb1ba1	f8dbccef9e21	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
c7d28b910efa	7271643553a4	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
9196d0db27be	e2f6212df0f5	I blame supernasa
b599331264f1	dccd8efcd65f	and to think this is where it all started
46a2d963a7c3	e9ba3f8476e1	omfg, space bugs
16a0a4b5cfbc	fdbeef420f73	New haircut!
d6b20b34f671	8a5f2942c127	It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
e70f936b77c2	8cf0aae237b9	A soulful rendition of "old man river"
146c4632fdda	0261a1a6ad74	#DARE to #DREAM
edcb87b68996	cd301178819e	damned ninjas
cc4b78c23882	f7eceffd2339	is the eject button meant to do this?
5da04f11c86e	994706957357	That's too much, man!
e783a90a5ab1	6e0fa6423e5e	The HORROR!
edae9192ab3e	46c750488fc5	Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
f889fc16d86e	7271643553a4	Fnnnaarrrrr!
b59ad270f86b	8ae3f2cc6623	Minister! We're running out of time.
dd9baa00b266	70cf8805e7cb	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
3dfdaeac21bc	22d38bd088f3	Zoidgebra 101
b660cb7387f3	c3d55f5ed151	na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
2cd78cb7b020	7b2f1bf0847f	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
726b4dacfd3f	8667115f2e3a	Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
47037b7b5d56	6d8d641bd493	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
d422db0050e1	52eb6e40b776	My Hobby: freaking people out
cd7154887ccf	2315132d5f00	where should i put this cool new tatto?
f9bcf5e39be7	dd1b125fe3c4	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
3863ebe6b20b	81a4839135ac	Look out!
1e081201436a	dadca81122da	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
30352dbc0984	99db3cf3ef55	Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
9078b217352d	6070e177a059	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
aee7eff8052e	f62686bfeff5	Magnificent as fuck
51a46b613712	ac54bf137b0f	Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
f485e0112093	4e9da7817cd4	Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
74c89b005684	a06de52211f2	They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
cfa528630fc2	ac194aab980b	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
ea5ba11e305f	6d4374896e8a	This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
aeb7a34a012e	7a7a9690aef1	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
3d7c8d5889bc	14ee7faa729a	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
e9237d18534e	ee43627dcb65	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
5973c3435c4d	45f49cc6a02e	???????????????•??•? ????????????
ab191037890c	ddf013875fd0	I don't think that's supposed to go there...
2265bc00060e	c0a9ca3690f5	Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
75534766a12f	b3f5fe3d25b1	passed another hitch hiker
3a575cddd4c4	fb464a1d5287	Sometimes all you can do is wait
f16570dcbcc1	504c1be163d8	what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
11bddde19c24	d7b2b76fdd04	"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
289d9edbdd0f	443b5e53f4d8	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
bfe14270a2c9	17b43faffb0a	help wanted. inquire within.
9f9858f97166	03fb6cbd1dd1	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
0415111dc6c7	e251d107ecc8	leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
6a63c1ee35cd	abc9fb61aace	new phone who dis
812d7e945db3	532134699dc7	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
927982e141ad	a75a2c284bd1	I just want to watch the world burn
17a77c1854b9	c11aa13ebab8	Is this room 101?
7f3bac2f4bc9	2e1b33b78b7a	really not how I thought I would die
a2c7739c4d20	37abfa9969c7	Ce n'est pas un canard
1f7b134b0242	a498bc9d963c	#DANGERZONE
a4b2388ecf80	971c2d33c5fb	are you sure this is a commandline?
9ce389801eb5	550f7a04f1e7	Alan?
7ad0e547271f	de799a1455af	The building blocks of life
9afc46cf1cb5	b4cc62c6ce6e	well, so much for the space program
6ec30ed1e1c3	dfd278a3889b	Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
753682789505	481be3c7a79c	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
6a21e2431e77	67264fd2e8f8	this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
39a26b11cc39	6bbb1f693d32	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
c544a22cd274	cbf5916b8291	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
0bcf0e638022	fe759fa57f81	Damn, two o'clock already?
810ceba68203	e9b071fe7286	Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
383a7860f86c	215928a121d4	Crocodile Pink Eye
1803523d09f5	dfd278a3889b	I put on my wizard robe and hat
0ab21070678a	c3629da07d92	The time has come.
20e496c9c593	540c0d9dc845	GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
a73fcd21fffd	034c85450c85	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
3db697461a3f	91329e7a7b5a	Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
376f7b6bdde3	8c99087ee6e8	Click to show secret text
cb539e1c6ff1	8a5f2942c127	the rest is darkness and decay
137092471549	6bf3263b04f6	Freshly waxed floors + new socks
7f8ec7d25e05	d1cde7ea1764	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
5c1a72af77c7	ac194aab980b	That was one hell of a party last night.
852fd875cb78	fcf9829a0289	That's gonna hurt on the way out
400e1c8faab6	a4b7d17b5662	*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
f4ca1677b7e8	ab440600fd8c	the rest is darkness and decay
2c910f2b662b	11a4256440cd	and then there were nine
6c567cd9d228	2e494a4f52d2	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
724fa00954b4	fdbb3b2e6ff7	That was when things started to get a little weird.
24143c972fa5	a4121d8873e6	I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
64c299885039	4a19ad9fa9dc	I put on my wizard robe and hat
7b0c8c9049a2	904def06c9f2	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
912010d8674a	b2f6ac624a6b	about to die lol
03f647326d18	fd4bab0c30e3	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
e3c6c6020c8b	0c40e56c643a	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
10df5f64cab7	03fb6cbd1dd1	My selfie stick broke.
7f4baef316b3	12b5d78f7ccc	unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
42890a0c1720	9cfa73f0c93a	My Hobby: freaking people out
16ad76e151d1	3303a3961e6c	So thats What Jesus did
ef4706ef702e	ae39eec23e68	The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
8a0e480267a7	70cf8805e7cb	This is what I do on friday evenings now
3ea3d9f36e23	7511330a7a53	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
e558b84f4f42	81a4839135ac	omfg, space bugs
e62762d91549	0261a1a6ad74	Check out my new sonic oc!
dbf4dbfa85ee	220478099c86	A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
169140efa168	0835b2656faf	how do you get the screensaver off?
3837b8738d9e	b2f6ac624a6b	It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
b186ba4cf519	8a816f82755d	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
ab3353fd2fc1	ea5bd9ac43f3	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
a6c0e25125bc	9fc5e66c0884	Larry asked me to be his wingman
ffbe830449e1	02cd1184af7c	every breath you take, every move you make
5b7ce8723fec	32e8f09bd75f	that's me!
aac5d56d0748	86d77f35cb4e	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
0fefc9373e8c	504c1be163d8	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
feee758cd36f	17fdb7a041f3	????????
bbf24e10fbc1	6d4374896e8a	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
99e4a66f91ec	abe8f31a1833	photo proof for you skeptics out there
9fcb99db0c99	ec801ea1b655	Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
9d31f11c2422	803e1598b672	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
c1399fe9f94d	b89e4a15a0b5	I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
80c596497435	05cd69ce5480	well, so much for the space program
84d8dc5599ed	b70795dcf356	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
37a47e3f5777	8a9f34703e2d	Universe man, Universe man...
b542c594649d	aa1baf6dd6df	Just another day in paradise
ef57df440ec2	b2f6ac624a6b	too much right beef
15e54bfde0ee	ff2803045213	WARRRBLGARBL
2e8566285925	fb39de274310	This is twitter, right? #confused
42f45c4fd696	532134699dc7	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
4a88dc5349e5	be3c62aac59a	Why are there ants on my face?!
fd066064a704	42875287a95b	Said the duchess to the vicar.
20da5f58a803	467ca5564cf4	i've never felt so alone.
e2b389b42623	70cf8805e7cb	don't worry, it's part of my plan!
5d9a5714bf46	26f932f7b668	A job so boring a bird could do it
2322136a6345	4828480933e3	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
91ebce1e213c	66b1fd7a5682	Magnified 10,000 times
9599d684577f	ac54bf137b0f	Now turn it upside-down
2cd85d3d8cd1	1eb5a0ee7fd2	THAT'S NO MOON
fa7942cee1d0	7b6aa2e8b09b	I never understood that part of the bibile
53997e6a7058	f8dc0e0b0070	cowabunga, dudes!
89da6c51a2e4	e2c498d26ea4	ack
529879d9b8d2	8145b1145ed7	about to die lol
edb2e415f017	be3c62aac59a	Copernicus: The early years
0dfb7c4ec16c	78f4dc46875e	The unforgiving war on health
f0d963f01fe2	9dae49a80ef9	Fnnnaarrrrr!
abb4ccf13186	9fc6d190dd43	You'll never guess what happens next...
8a9a061152ce	33ace19cf756	If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
d510aa3df3ff	87355b37d71c	are you sure this is a commandline?
897856d5f2b8	4e353bcbacd9	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
e2312ad0aa12	ed3c38553bb5	Happy Birthday, M C Escher
2ec616a82d47	41309dcc91e1	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
e1ba724e2cf6	ae5350e13117	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
54de138fbb31	ed3c38553bb5	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
4addf80aeeb1	6e36bdd423d3	It's a Finger trap
51d88b26c82b	16a76c300029	Oh no, it's the moon
e78f1bbec16e	ec801ea1b655	Do I look like a penguin?
a43b4b61462c	2e1b33b78b7a	The Moon Will Eat What it will
7b85a0991323	a957cdaa3aae	SPAAAAAAAAcE
c8d4c7cb7000	177cce0a5f0b	I lost my wits
6caa4728c306	0907f39eaa03	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
43a4de8c674f	16a76c300029	??????????!
31e11c88808c	55bad9cbd974	Every day my damn cat makes this face
27f3d75e82d3	55bad9cbd974	i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
50afeb2cd15a	42f77c77637d	Found this in my garden, wtf?
c5f6bbd1e452	caab8cbb2d01	I like this picture
c095a4123d90	7b12d0018e3f	He nailed it!
0f02014394a3	f8dc0e0b0070	Wow, did you see that??!!
cb1597e7a9f0	45dfc555391a	it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
cde5098d1219	c19565ec0680	Copernicus: The early years
2a6ecb36ac0f	400910c90e8c	Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
fb6ed5078340	38ab1a499941	To infinity and Birdyond!
47e04c2dc690	2f5139fdda6c	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
75c4425cd7aa	9dc300ca8fbd	big data strikes back
dd608690153e	a6ce92184aac	birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
cbf28525575f	f1fc62eefd88	Spaaaaaaaace!
a25a574a41b2	160d21c59873	THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
ba14b144a4f6	9f252e164423	i hate it when this happens
3c524883e223	8667115f2e3a	Copernicus: The early years
c16c988e60a6	93d885613089	photo proof for you skeptics out there
139ff4adafad	0c11f3359c47	How many can there be?
4fbd19d98c38	6aa0c7ff2b91	This needs a motivational text
6bdb6c39cf63	a498bc9d963c	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
c8c98120f46d	123e4ec62288	Not Again :(
04f770ffada1	deeb1ef96574	every breath you take, every move you make
9e2182fee006	660350b11114	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
091f6978b628	09ba72e7bfe7	parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
96504c240daa	7469e715a2d5	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
17e4aa7228ac	c51ffc122220	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
5dadb98dc94a	ec801ea1b655	Banana invasion in progress
327c61f3e8fd	c1b63cd5b99b	cthulu caught me slipping
5f4e8eea8da7	179dbd8f7209	are you sure this is a commandline?
e6bcf45340ad	6070e177a059	the charge of the light brigade
ea09c569a9b6	f42833bd2ecc	Now turn it upside-down
d78bb3ca1987	4a70b4d650f6	what to have for breakfast?
5172c3080739	145488f76439	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
a02a93d0d4de	d98eb1087d99	First post, be friendly
6ff91cd7f0a8	56d834294ad3	#Long_Exposure
d0065d1b85cc	d6d0b07c5fd3	I've made a huge mistake
a57cff8244dc	99505450db33	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
e1bffadaa785	17915eae60bc	Just combing my M.C. Escher
e67fb7e8c4bb	38fd9b4b6f5e	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
4eee358f1e1c	658423b6f765	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
b0fb19125a4f	934f1f0453ba	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
61f64dd5403c	e9b071fe7286	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
f47a04b5a853	d4496e693ad6	The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
5411cc20e359	dd1b125fe3c4	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
7e9a7a4a0721	ab440600fd8c	Threaten large birds... check.
d9af757c165b	148a91f8a103	now you're hungry too.
cb0d8f2e8090	d7bef8511cc1	Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
5708657bf74e	5a1a21983f7b	The magic smoke escaped :(
f6258b2460c0	56b0dc2c4a9a	i hate it when this happens
4387296d89a8	7a7a9690aef1	Universe man, Universe man...
f845c916985d	f8e98228a24a	duckface is the new radians
24637d14b4ac	0261a1a6ad74	So, it has come to this...
92269974f483	83aee66830ba	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
5984ce64e630	ba54b7db6a99	Existance is an illusion
6888db26d7b6	fd8dedb9f32c	I just can't see the point anymore
e28f8505ddea	02eab95bdf15	photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
12db537aa3f2	dfd278a3889b	someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
3a1cae2b7e23	0f23d409a5bf	Click to show secret text
fd90256ad668	5ea3119b0c13	There goes the neighborhood...
df5b35b26891	c9127c2f2088	PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
5afb4336ccb2	b467c4b866c7	Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
b1e4045078ff	ab85e27b7760	Fire can sometimes be hot?
e8f391662fe9	8be9d991419a	australia is not NZ!
77c6ef440637	123bbfd66a33	oh I feel a yearning so bad
6f726c0e32ab	a40295449b86	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
0c43730a4066	ec4763c88de8	i can't form the words to describe such beauty
6628351331c8	9b5fd2c79341	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
613c80c9f52c	cd4373c68bb4	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
d1e4b99bf6c5	99f068b6bc5a	This photo was taken from my basement
9f04ced5363c	a75a2c284bd1	Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
e91e9ae165e2	ac54bf137b0f	our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
62f0bff38adb	31dbe4b7eb35	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
6750d3621f1b	99e1d025d47e	best republican caucus ever!
47df6edc7529	9691025fb33f	There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
caac0b20f182	c2e86ecf6d30	I thought of it, and it happened
584812aaf267	a4ba7445c1dd	filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
401d9c123ee3	5ea3119b0c13	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
2c492f2708c1	6bcdc631d4fd	Love is creepy
398e983843a6	9fc5e66c0884	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
672d79351b62	5ae0e5171604	Worst pokemon ever
a87fde432549	f42833bd2ecc	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
99e378ed8351	614897f63d5e	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
ea9d28a4e141	6b264b422c02	This is exactly what you think it is
4dab5ebf5652	2d0ded5d95f7	best republican caucus ever!
91ae41b3446c	702bbd313394	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
a5cb51bd8777	36d65e9490e4	#DrinkSaltwater
ab508e42c1ee	1bd3e7350353	I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
0826c357086a	5d685d5fb24e	the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
2a8c844ff4c2	141cb16a24f1	WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
88fd15c48728	934f1f0453ba	The French space program
e883bc21eb81	86d77f35cb4e	Got your nose!
15ea91705afe	1d3f77f2c80a	Fucking CAKE
09e5f6eb2a4b	2973df263d5c	Every day my damn cat makes this face
0e399a02aa29	e0ce298f4750	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
d9cd54bd860b	415b14c8b862	Best Halloween costume yet!
0d3c76d45469	6d4374896e8a	Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
4196ea05b60f	e90d1ba23358	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
915c00c9a5e2	7504f42b612e	Worst pokemon ever
536a1440aa58	f1bda684c6fd	WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
fab6e729c315	d51bc6db1470	Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
a2cb3f764143	a53b48798e38	wake up sheeple!
78f08c769621	46c750488fc5	Dude, where's my car?
4983e520265f	e94966edd2e3	I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
832d346a9be1	38fd9b4b6f5e	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
4fc146de400e	6d4374896e8a	Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
aace1032b821	14dcc16e1fe6	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
7d5ec92eb240	f4f58d3c10fe	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
2baca71dfdf0	e5a90d576045	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
c5badd6b2989	96ff894f1851	Perspective issues
1e04820c13e0	fbf7493522f2	run little ghost, run!
d59213611fe6	7d0249cf0e5b	You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
f0058c548f54	7a7ece27802f	I wish I could ride in a balloon
08704802e97e	f6cfad7bb0e1	smiling is for optimists
d1f9631e294d	fd4bab0c30e3	#Hopeicanfly
bf2743c95388	98f6da531564	Oh here we go
eb2d531e5348	aa40d23c63f2	Oh bother not again
586fe1b21d05	700cdaba58ad	the rest is darkness and decay
1fd954716cff	14ee7faa729a	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
314e1a84e6e7	ab85e27b7760	new phone who dis
6e46c28ab692	ac194aab980b	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
5bd46466dcc2	1cbd4410b0c5	we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
98480219723b	d4496e693ad6	He nailed it!
4a8b0167f168	a64fc3d7d8f9	There goes the neighborhood...
fb2d0181aa35	caab8cbb2d01	Philae lander found!
91ffaf964cbf	dd1b125fe3c4	Do you feline lucky, punk?
bc43cb4a8417	32f92e302f64	this didn't last long.
e1c4f6b0d4ad	141cb16a24f1	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
01b7f93199fe	56b0dc2c4a9a	[user was banned for this text]
139e62bc6518	26f932f7b668	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
7f92ad6e1cf6	63ef1c70a2f9	Burrito night
3ae84a20f3b3	8145b1145ed7	Allons-Y!
95910633c56d	3e5f0b7a72ff	That is one dapper bird.
7f5f752fc3d1	60e3cd8474aa	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
53d2364f6d38	658423b6f765	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
597632654606	80778f45c4a0	WARRRBLGARBL
e99e1e2193be	f7bfe79b4c39	Have fun stormin' da castle.
e9f751b1fbf0	9fc6d190dd43	is this illegal?
aa27b3c9bfd4	a40295449b86	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
1ec5fa567bd3	532134699dc7	Let's have a blinking contest
2f44d794efb1	cffcec307c4c	How did I get here?!?
14c671f559e6	7c348a1698f9	New headcanon:
e5c94ed4ebe0	6bf3263b04f6	The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
db84dc41f108	698cc961c472	Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
97fb1c0467d4	9c14a44acc2d	i invented a thing
4ed25f6cf6e8	02cd1184af7c	Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
f0efe38d0695	7f08d55f0410	Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
5638e57b2e54	94c5a6c60bf0	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
edf04c7bab75	200e900034e5	The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
10ce9df3d318	f6cfad7bb0e1	is good idea yes
4277fb893264	7c18e3db8a64	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
a919d5b688fe	60c958ff14d4	I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
3e58d52c8461	77e76741b491	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
935114bf210e	62d36831eeb6	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
8a727a7e2301	fd8dedb9f32c	This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
9ee68c873ca6	6d3fc3b01eff	i don't remember this scene form star wars
e053e06679de	f8dbccef9e21	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
b9bfe36bb421	93d885613089	#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
6217eda1f468	6bf3263b04f6	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
af57cd5b0bdb	ea4343fc4cac	I used to be like... but then i was all...
071b4cb7c453	d7b2b76fdd04	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
aebc5f4b3c65	05cd69ce5480	whoops GPS error
dd0d817b84d5	85e0c52e34c9	Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
8aaa5cbae2ad	6d4374896e8a	Rock, paper, FACE
723e2f6e351c	a9c9733d88fa	Look out!
dddc48637048	38b111244701	The solution to all life's problems
a6d7da5321ef	934f1f0453ba	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
c8fc27707e5c	2e1b33b78b7a	YES
9d91d4deb42d	1c2de777664d	I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
06dc482e9597	a64fc3d7d8f9	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
aa778dfc03b0	c1b63cd5b99b	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
74c65936513a	8145b1145ed7	Wow. Just, Wow.
1e701ed59083	d0f0105ee4cf	My Hobby: freaking people out
dc861ad2d757	4e353bcbacd9	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
acf812270d65	a336d8336228	no one ever suspected the shovel
1263cc07ae1f	43e4d1af3468	The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
2fa872637f95	759c29448e36	Larry asked me to be his wingman
e68859b44c4c	a6ce92184aac	Is this real life?
6700db7575ca	9f252e164423	crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
5e0381b38a11	0261a1a6ad74	Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
9e9a871d0d41	c60d80479dce	This needs a motivational text
902d8bb4e3cc	654bee00b4af	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
0fb2a9e86f0e	698cc961c472	birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
85b6d5846719	6bcdc631d4fd	#illuminati
8f9ca17980a7	b99cbe835d8f	My baby is learning how to write!
9988e924b44c	6a2fc065cbc9	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
77019005f7a6	fcf9829a0289	I never understood that part of the bibile
5ec112e85ab6	5d8fea4beed7	Light traffic today.
d3236314cebd	ae253ed38786	[user was banned for this text]
53fddfca82b5	f5a75e5c950a	Are you feeling lucky, punk?
39d409c3f503	39b12a33e30e	Picasso's illegitimate child...
56babf4febdb	b467c4b866c7	I am infinite. i am eternal.
e9183d671a37	532134699dc7	Crocodile Pink Eye
7dc2a8c66c91	bc52e95506cb	He did say it was edible
7ae313ba2038	e251d107ecc8	Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
71984923e3a3	4ce7ef19a9b0	Hoverboard to full power!
aa25e5c0711f	1dd718c7e20d	Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
4c894ee92c06	45dfc555391a	My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
105e185aa42b	4ce7ef19a9b0	#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
bb29c6d68067	a08adb381cb1	Freshly waxed floors + new socks
ab80b76de9cf	22e28e5cca06	You'll never guess what happens next...
d4600ecf7b55	b467c4b866c7	What a beautiful time to be alive!
7fc5b5ed99d6	010bad314260	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
35ea92cf7293	7bb7044fc42b	All things considered, it turned out nice again
378fed6f0d57	8c99087ee6e8	I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
fde60f39fd96	c2e86ecf6d30	ksp mission success
c70de764c113	416a214c5e51	These cravings will never stop
b978678e4757	65c0343784c6	No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
9dc56b8d9678	693a6abce7a3	Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
fbb1ec8779f0	2b9a423e7a36	The time has come.
f4bae32a3df4	5c2386c8cb54	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
7a6b9d2f4599	4828480933e3	I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
0aea7f4a8dc0	5f814d6725df	Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
3e86a3908fe2	6bcdc631d4fd	The ents met the triffids
3b0a85ab28a2	02b6b68f5ff7	The dark helps me see in the carrots
a39e2eff66e7	7b8dd1fa9b09	Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
2152077f5583	cb75a888b3f1	Got your nose!
1ba2fbbd7403	dda187c532d4	toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
3fb5cf90159d	c51ffc122220	would you choose the microwave over this?
53e06de310d2	b71d2b588ffa	Is this real life?
4ad567f9fe80	ed8c5dc9aab9	Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
000d03aa9b02	54b19f7c4f03	This guy...
7af9b2477fd9	a4121d8873e6	Death star model 0.0.73
d6ee0d5ba41a	b9c6e3904591	the charge of the light brigade
27cc848cdea0	0261a1a6ad74	This needs a motivational text
a6da3d87de52	cd9fbf5c1333	hello darkness my old friend
52d43a3d3eb5	bc879e038fb1	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
dce66f9037e5	074bdfdee612	I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
85dcd59534ce	ff20713d6d53	nobody knows the trouble i've seen
7493df41a63e	8098b6e52a8d	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
56e3dbd56eaa	010bad314260	The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
7fa1fc42bb32	de6f77a0d4dc	I used to be like... but then i was all...
4d0d45f9da1c	a9181c1b6475	BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
e710709ee72e	da1ca557b64e	#Toobigtofall
15df1e6b18bd	67264fd2e8f8	Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
effbd3e4023f	7006b8a4cc3f	Everything maKes perfect sense now.
b817ff6e5efd	7a7a9690aef1	omfg, space bugs
e170f3c5e2a4	5d27e2398770	Has science gone too far?
be73113d1316	a4b7d17b5662	Well, now this is a thing.
8db4d6284587	e0ce298f4750	ksp mission success
ce95f981f70f	e6989877df1e	I knew there would be side effects
2943ac5b74d8	e8e1e8bab718	This is what i had for breakfast
90491c048804	38113e395336	it was never this complicated when I was a kid
6c6078ef3a31	d2d6221717b6	Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
64e717b422f5	c9127c2f2088	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
cfc19c18c660	0261a1a6ad74	New amazon product
a7937a60cd03	7469e715a2d5	Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
a92f29c22450	49cdeb92ecf6	Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
14251cd81332	dfd278a3889b	Houston, we are the problem
8b9cad4ad049	700cdaba58ad	Oh here we go
dc6296d96364	a6b4a2789be0	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
1f966bcc89b9	b383658ed774	#nomakeup #justnatural
9806820dabb1	e94966edd2e3	I solved the debt crisis!
35da8edbf251	e6966f356be2	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
396e9bfe16f5	52cc59d726af	Why do people do this?
abe53a0c7c74	77e76741b491	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
bc219f59e80c	9edb74dc8efa	Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
f9ba51379948	87355b37d71c	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
6da94ab0d082	8c29a2907764	A window into my soul
cc1fdb06474e	104cfa1288c2	#Long_Exposure
f29787de8504	5d75c1f06a66	I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
b0452ad24cfc	99e1d025d47e	April Fools!
938713b8ba54	f9df282b1974	product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
121a9a3dca14	a2fe59b71eeb	Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
0cac38ad15e1	09ca4e467013	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
0bd5500c1cc7	bc71003069ea	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
e24c5575d717	f68387149980	Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
11b2b8b27084	876aa26fd603	I'd call this experiment a success.
9459f1b13880	0e686f7800f8	Allons-Y!
3a79eac226d2	f67296fb4000	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
ff831bcf7409	f8e98228a24a	i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
eb58050e30e0	85a3fb7f0457	>< ))*>
555f120e5931	22540389e125	oompa loompa diggeti doo
980ad8047efa	62b63542fae9	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
f4fe5f304866	b89e4a15a0b5	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
35d0f76bdcf7	45dfc555391a	Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
f06ad4bd9d1d	46c750488fc5	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
83bf40c8518a	50fac12bd542	Field Trip!
5d4f3754581c	9dae49a80ef9	drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
3ef6cf9797f9	83e2df101181	My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
43f0c8fe9077	85abfaba36b5	i can't form the words to describe such beauty
aefca4651c02	fa8b635e4a8a	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
e5ca9b2da99c	2b9a423e7a36	Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
3b0993825733	9f252e164423	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
05d0749c6acc	5d8e1d1889f9	That was when things started to get a little weird.
918c14848cad	d5814b78c6b9	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
e75d198cd700	c51ffc122220	What could possibly go wrong™?
27e42386e125	43dcc12d2e75	check out my new pet
164816c8aad4	4e353bcbacd9	Threaten large birds... check.
99d9fb2cbcfe	9ea3833b0a71	get your ass to mars
4ffad07a5d5b	b18f4833dfc9	I just bought this
8a03cecc813b	c19565ec0680	The moon looks weird today
0cf1832a9d56	14dcc16e1fe6	a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
a5339cbc18aa	7fec1582cad0	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
df5d3782d6a0	f1fc62eefd88	kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
1bc4d7831846	7b12d0018e3f	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
a1ffa358079e	dcb43a4fed87	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
0b7202ef05f8	4612ca3ea03f	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
fb98cb2f5aa1	1c4ca7d93623	I don't want to set the world on fire
4b0bbac40920	30d33648a505	I don't think I really understand what this is.
c2883437b0b5	540c0d9dc845	Bangarang Motherfuckers
f0a0391f7b10	cea86fee7249	dOG SHAMING
b0b7db2ef946	141cb16a24f1	Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
7ea64f5e3a06	693260ec0bf8	damn tree!
2081685604e2	75aaa988879a	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
3aadca17d027	17b43faffb0a	welcome to Argentina
5d0e05a9973b	cd301178819e	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
1e2f47e49f0f	ae4e0b2b2dd0	Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
3e75012e5814	516a8191fb87	Damn, two o'clock already?
95b698c4216b	cf7533204718	It's the little things
254f6ad6c007	a64fc3d7d8f9	may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
34e43e9aafe6	6bcdc631d4fd	me and all my friends
3397da111e12	77ed0a75923a	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
9c3839666522	14ee7faa729a	Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
2af991fb4ac3	d7b2b76fdd04	Et boum! C'est le choc!
c16b8cb23d75	6070e177a059	The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
189c219a44b2	94f7800beff8	Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
e554bc91584b	e4c70cd09780	go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
e589c2965f73	75ac454698ec	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
8f318d1a971d	fe2099a3d7da	our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
184bcbb098a4	662ebe08720b	Use the force responsibly.
886766e25afc	9dae49a80ef9	PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
0ff9269273e2	39842baaeb63	Why do people do this?
8b6fea828b15	8a9f34703e2d	Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
bd6ca65290ae	81ac0853fd88	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
dcf3aa187877	70f53e83e86d	Cant explain that
56434c43d94e	9dc300ca8fbd	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
05366cf9a8d5	cd301178819e	Have fun stormin' da castle.
5a66704819d7	2a9299a8355e	Oh god is it still following me?
b76227442128	36d65e9490e4	The moon looks weird today
3dc46d5ca72d	17779ee040a7	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
24fed525b82d	696df2f1a0c0	they said be careful, we said yolo
741ea9e08b42	9dae49a80ef9	Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
2014f89e210e	7511330a7a53	This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
58b711077587	803e1598b672	picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
0d1af41d36c3	971c2d33c5fb	I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
896c3385c099	4ce7ef19a9b0	#bornthisway
a6f03544de08	db854fb52ce3	I've found a new way to feed the poor
8337571b5b60	32f92e302f64	That's gonna hurt on the way out
23fd1b6a169f	01745d8436e5	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
8b8820b1e46c	fb8549b59577	my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
009ae46d5a77	7e75cda41f5e	?????????????
4f99aadb238e	43e4d1af3468	#lolcats
e35c9015c679	f0991487cc01	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
494f53ac23c3	37b45655015e	The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
15620fb0ff1d	f0991487cc01	that's me!
4ce26c0a0191	89c0e9d14073	now you're hungry too.
f3a60b773339	9fc5e66c0884	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
040f6b5a97bc	f62686bfeff5	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
19fb1e6a7d3c	5c2386c8cb54	Where did this road come from?!?
ef0ab0d46822	6bf3263b04f6	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
9b13718ca97b	67d5ca01f1e9	senpai noticed me! ^_^
3f59664fc8f4	1cbd4410b0c5	Does this look like pink eye to you?
53441e5fdcea	7b8dd1fa9b09	I don't think that's supposed to go there...
c48878b94c7a	42f77c77637d	Minister! We're running out of time.
6585a58301ff	212085ad2af5	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
184e9f42cee8	5bc8196cb57d	Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
652d3687aa5c	43dcc12d2e75	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
86b71960d870	1f47ae8020e4	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
70d10057e6f4	de799a1455af	Penguins are people too #equality
f0939e50128f	6d1126291656	The side of my car. #roadrage
9aeb7446af74	72b80e3e6f80	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
f7b9b61bf298	8ae3f2cc6623	this was in the bible
f6f2ba411d3f	6bfde6c095fb	research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
670d9170320c	f7bfe79b4c39	"Space duckin'" By led blimp
9f855789efda	31ddd9945040	me and all my friends
f639444f8d2d	99e1d025d47e	Threaten large birds... check.
19accf5cef1f	f67296fb4000	I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
52d510ac7f0b	b6e06ba22326	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
40a4e0d510b4	b3e92f1b2488	I loled my head off!!!
7d711a131cd1	2315132d5f00	The building blocks of life
6708afdca0a5	925757e220d5	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
005ef3bae605	177cce0a5f0b	I blame supernasa
2cf51d3044b0	7aff78b9668c	ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
39f71febb62b	f0991487cc01	That's not a chicken
b1ae1230cdfa	8ae3f2cc6623	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
fe04602f7c66	e715dc9ea337	No more sorrow!
5b8ee2dfc0a3	73bcd7bde4d2	about to die lol
83a59735e989	cfe77b4de161	Dude, where's my car?
e89f1651b33e	58377b6190af	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
0fcb6be85f63	5355f5833b39	I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
7229ff2aa9a5	0ad5264f89d2	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
20cf1cbefe53	cd4373c68bb4	So...Magnets, right?
3406cf09e144	b3fd15c6ef49	#hashtag
cbd9bd7f1549	16a76c300029	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
c506159cdf1e	6fb450cbc14b	The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
689625e42ef9	1038d42a73ce	London
5a8cc524596f	a08adb381cb1	night sledding deserves a quiet night
fb2a09349774	85abfaba36b5	Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
653af7e1b075	8cf0aae237b9	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
906e93d195d1	1bd3e7350353	??
0f269594a143	104cfa1288c2	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
0d713244f918	5c2386c8cb54	Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
faece122be95	02b28c8a401d	Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
199427fb5a6f	660350b11114	better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
151eb2af1e96	01052a7eb9c3	Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
6499c815e51d	2af5eff75af3	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
46282406335b	117cd0ce46cd	#Toobigtofall
35ec38fa1988	30d33648a505	no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
010f20d15e6c	a4b7d17b5662	This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
d36764eb3161	c0f332e9575e	van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
783dc4733449	abaa739cc985	Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
386c751518a2	45f49cc6a02e	In my dreams I'm always strong
ecbe0aac9eee	235c48ded7eb	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1de65629521f	10307ab23113	Sometimes all you can do is wait
c298107ae5d2	da0b380eb06e	my new toaster has some strange attachments
d23f8a6c0d1c	971c2d33c5fb	First day of school.
64acb100bf77	504c1be163d8	Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
6c695d56dba1	de6f77a0d4dc	I put on my wizard robe and hat
30ee8769e18f	f0366682d86f	Got your nose!
9369509f9e65	b467c4b866c7	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
6770c5e9e568	f3d0c85e8fbb	#me #throwbackthursday
45511d564c4b	5c2386c8cb54	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
4b7d3285a824	7a7a9690aef1	Best Halloween costume yet!
48d93891b202	cd4373c68bb4	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
e4889ac650dc	3ee046556162	ha ha ha... no.
cc67da8cb494	179dbd8f7209	Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
9888501810de	1267373999ca	Oh, that's where I left them!
56ccb9363d7b	e00e6d223a7b	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
9118379988d5	dd1b125fe3c4	Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
6a6619b38f10	6d26a988015b	a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
9490158b13ca	0f23d409a5bf	is this just a fantasy?
1369e90b207e	8de2ad52ab4e	hello darkness my old friend
93b5ede6561e	f497f1d47672	well, so much for the space program
ee1e2610e057	41089c4e1b94	#lifehacks
f44c5c8f2aa8	d181f9fca6ba	The time has come.
d33052ad54e4	bcb546284888	Zoidgebra 101
681420aaae35	f67296fb4000	dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
cf390306ccb1	f0991487cc01	I've made a huge mistake
d6705a69d032	36d65e9490e4	parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
01b0b09f1888	5d8e1d1889f9	Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
7965a6b1cecf	a09c3c76653f	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
9d88d5dcfdcc	a4b7d17b5662	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
d57a582f5242	fafb89e8da7a	Eat my shorts
517d0443acb4	60e3cd8474aa	I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
b6ef6c3e1240	52553e122c5c	The birds found the hobbit hole
cca5053eca21	8ce440504a07	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
43ab1a5f62bf	a4b7d17b5662	Who stepped on my pop tart?
8680fd7c40ac	85abfaba36b5	devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
b07068055239	99e1d025d47e	I knew there would be side effects
a83a41d908d0	532134699dc7	really not how I thought I would die
33bc070771bf	07a2950a48cb	The birds found the hobbit hole
1cfa41ee5406	0b5ac8ecd470	Spiders. Nope.
46d3fc839703	8de2ad52ab4e	#CATSANDBIRDS
71ab1e700242	7cdcbc7ecd2a	the game begins...
82890a0b6de9	a53b48798e38	Banana invasion in progress
22404ebdf6cc	8fdafa840de8	London
11ba059a4cb1	443b5e53f4d8	capes are in fashion
f0f613f69fb0	382b161233d2	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
1b953759b2fc	700cdaba58ad	Threaten large birds... check.
ce4d468cf7dd	38fd9b4b6f5e	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
4b4a643f7f81	c4028c21e71c	Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
6b68e99cd75f	8145b1145ed7	Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
dfa5f0ed85f1	d7b2b76fdd04	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
97cd64372c5b	b467c4b866c7	WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
b24bccc424ce	1fc8142c3888	Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
2c8b16fbb4df	1cabd3f28345	Bulls don't often sit like this!
4ef9b722477f	7cf8b1287075	I've been robbed!
97ce349a9b13	c8f453e86277	...Freudian sense tingling...
7852dae6f892	32e8f09bd75f	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
0cc3741e551d	caab8cbb2d01	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
f403f09bbce8	f1c486c6819b	i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
72a51b3d4b4b	9c14a44acc2d	These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
849ec791639b	77e76741b491	should i see a doctor about this?
75eece2fb21f	c3d55f5ed151	Best Halloween costume yet!
4f2ec5678882	9dc300ca8fbd	Click to show secret text
f4e190177f5c	69b7229e1b20	i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
2c0970bf7304	7b6aa2e8b09b	Soon. Soon...
df7db515ed11	ad84df3b19fb	Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
5b1d0435768f	913ad83b2e8f	I put on my wizard robe and hat
826baf7633aa	5fa1544cf88e	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
3d2e9a6ad511	99505450db33	YES
adf78933ac07	6dd99ea7d04d	I solved the debt crisis!
df5365dbefc2	41089c4e1b94	Not a fruit
c2f4ca24bf28	057660801943	i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
b6e2ed199fbd	2cd492f68159	I was late
a83bf6e10537	0a1fdbb68c6e	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
962b02b238d5	a06de52211f2	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
932e599fc280	441935095878	One year ago I looked like this
c8e9476e781e	d6d4d7f52f8e	I'm a wizard!
388ab9e02d9b	38113e395336	Hoverboard to full power!
ce324bda382d	1b3fb7095f97	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
9d66fbe3bd24	7c29fe125de7	ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
d75fc0edbe23	06136ad8d86e	Hoverboard to full power!
2e5cc8926442	074bdfdee612	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
8cf456166581	a7afd23a3d39	Wow. Just, Wow.
10b55fe45d90	cb75a888b3f1	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
ddb95ff0132a	67264fd2e8f8	Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
7eb278815500	1fb6d104fc4e	[user was banned for this text]
67f1ab761e6e	8828788976ac	Perspective issues
4832b70f468f	cbbcd54bc5f6	Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
24eb1bcfa3bf	c518ce489c3b	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
1d27a9a337a3	cbdb20db7e17	Nasa is fully funded
b46b72db90c4	be3c62aac59a	oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
7bb5652f01c5	efb683138c9e	I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
0c902916b313	9680350fc412	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
6769694b6379	9421c7ae1143	help wanted. inquire within.
7215fbfab4cc	233d440514d3	Magnificent as fuck
a25cd5572f6c	d4cfbd15408b	about to die lol
6130fa128974	2c55f3bf0a4f	My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
5d7e300aa141	5ea3119b0c13	Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
3b426587e8fd	b18f4833dfc9	Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
2e365c7f6c1b	6e4431f5bf0e	The prophecy was true!
16188b768851	8a9f34703e2d	today's to do list
52a46268c75b	cf3e1579e183	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
020ec5ac7a52	8638e3732645	Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
4b6e7bb83a98	56d834294ad3	I knew there would be side effects
c9355f285bc1	9c28faff5070	Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
d2e29e156216	64b298792bbd	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
ab6593a3e153	52eb6e40b776	Eat my shorts
54b1bc1e4dc6	83aee66830ba	Threaten large birds... check.
79dc48a95fd7	c74e3568fa88	#lifehacks
90d15aac38e3	fb6bf8ad066f	I'd call this experiment a success.
6420e0ab8b3f	b467c4b866c7	I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
649cc2c1d953	596a7a13c9a6	This is exactly what you think it is
fffddbd73f96	16a76c300029	help wanted. inquire within.
df074f9b4a3f	f4f58d3c10fe	those weren't Altoids.
df7f93bfe87e	ea9426341cca	get your ass to mars
d6490f75e072	7a7a9690aef1	I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
06616816d3a2	7940779ab371	#Hopeicanfly
a5c900456e47	d7b2b76fdd04	The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
3d0ac02dd17a	a43875abf9bb	what a bummer
f49aa011c6a1	47b87ebe144c	Dominos delivers!
95481a4fb47c	d16029fb8686	whiskers expecting a new friend :)
71ec90126c19	cd75ef92c49c	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
ba05eaab09f1	c4028c21e71c	YES
598f9e612f25	a64fc3d7d8f9	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
46f935be3aaa	d1cde7ea1764	night sledding deserves a quiet night
9eb0d2a7785f	2ae0fbc732d2	Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
9b728a0fe628	443b5e53f4d8	Threaten large birds... check.
89e6bd3bbe8b	b3f5fe3d25b1	it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
1a4e91e9b933	85e0c52e34c9	those weren't Altoids.
00eec5692293	0c11f3359c47	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
8dc27503c469	ed915d36dd20	Light traffic today.
a26e8517be09	36ee8b9ffeec	SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
733ed05fe2be	30d33648a505	Nasa is fully funded
fcec8c35f652	44879975fb58	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
115472fd9ac0	09ca4e467013	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
8cbb97695fdb	2e7213f87bb7	damn tree!
d864ed6d4763	b0cd5335c791	that's me!
afdde622e058	e9b071fe7286	kang, do i look good in this?
3577a5978bd6	b298cb8b58e0	#sudowoodoproblems
247f4c20b65e	91329e7a7b5a	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
df05902d0544	f42833bd2ecc	GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
a9834bf5d799	97c1e78b7180	????????
e2141a23d3c0	074bdfdee612	The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
e374b2c9ce13	0b5ac8ecd470	The Captain Crunch Kraken
1c04a7f1486f	2973df263d5c	If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
4416f0a47f64	141cb16a24f1	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
e9d3ece1d07f	bf1fbb69a889	I've found a new way to feed the poor
a76f2b21270a	fe4cc0126964	Is this real life?
e213083435e1	a335e44d85b6	My tastes are very... singular
6386a060f956	37d3a3a22fdb	"The colour out of space" and black.
ed1903a72572	bc52e95506cb	Uglier than modern art
aa4d3d284679	cfe77b4de161	So thats What Jesus did
e0960f3024bb	8a816f82755d	This is a cat
b897fc9e16ff	ab440600fd8c	MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
93d13382ef79	a9ffa38001f9	Magnificent as fuck
093cb406bf69	7c29fe125de7	#saturday #memories #beautiful
87be1e65630b	b383658ed774	Don't have a cow, man
8e9eea9d14fa	5c74f3b16e93	Do I look like a penguin?
007f3556caba	cc5d4eaed406	This photo was taken from my iphone
157080f27438	b3f5fe3d25b1	I'll catch it one day
4f82ccb68a3b	f0b32b65537f	is that a war walrus?
56df797b29e9	858b90c571a8	Pants Optional
ef0768c7d9a9	f1fc62eefd88	what a bummer
f743dab39f3b	7c29fe125de7	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
20265e217819	c8f453e86277	Threaten large birds... check.
904fd7b68ed7	141cb16a24f1	Deal with it
bb32775838aa	2d72a7e51416	Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
7c1c1dbfdc42	ab85e27b7760	I think this is the wrong python script
791be4549b28	a40295449b86	Ayyyy LMAO!
47f93cd9cb9e	3e5f0b7a72ff	it's in a good part of town
808925b771f4	fd8dedb9f32c	#nomakeup #natural
985b829b9667	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
f24ebb7d42ff	deeb1ef96574	The last person to be surprised by a selfie
0f4d8c54b8c3	931fbf1515d4	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
f252391ecbe1	bcf14074faa6	I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
7dfb031ff1cf	c5fb86da0605	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
40c3ef9f23aa	85e0c52e34c9	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
5710428a2502	d4f0642224fa	I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
40e1e3349535	b4092a5d952a	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
4d5905feb67c	f9df282b1974	Another victim of 'got your nose!'
0693e3509802	0dc7b8ad992f	my friend posing while a plane flies by
de416a60fe79	aa2f84ab8afd	ksp mission success
5f7817ee5a4a	b4cc62c6ce6e	Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
b22762760156	01052a7eb9c3	I'm a wizard!
ac2918caeff7	4463aae85038	Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
f7cf9eb1eae0	20d163d05085	*Tips fedora*
6605ff0d0bc6	7c29fe125de7	Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
7ab3dcaaa3f7	a7c209257ad1	Got your nose!
41cc8861500b	7884ddabd3ec	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
ee2109f6a052	fd5ed226f3b5	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
cba2563a37e3	f0991487cc01	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
36519149776d	45dfc555391a	Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
f696d4f7f9cb	0e615e2ad90f	caught the sunset tonight at midday
aceae0dfdeee	4a19ad9fa9dc	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
db391b90fa09	010bad314260	We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
f8107f91269f	4560876c8f49	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
61e8254357cc	9c28faff5070	welcome to the space jam
ffaaa56a52c9	1061e0518fbf	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
ef6cb48be5dc	5c74f3b16e93	photo proof for you skeptics out there
86118cf01951	c5fb86da0605	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
12ec4e54b4a0	b383658ed774	Something seems to be wrong with my car
74a4dcc55aa6	97c1e78b7180	I found a three fingered kitten!
f840e25fdd76	5887b2af9571	Who stepped on my pop tart?
1091ac492d56	1c4ca7d93623	Existance is an illusion
5b6c0f3030b0	e53c20bb80db	in line at the dmv
804720b5d1e3	2af368c1d634	That's too much, man!
fcfc1c0028e3	8098b6e52a8d	Wow. Just, Wow.
e300ea290672	141cb16a24f1	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
06ae670ce71a	0f23d409a5bf	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
70868a0e069e	1038d42a73ce	quack quack, motherflipper
c62f341663ba	ea6f236f0ccd	The choice is simple.
eb15d765a5b0	aebe9172c89c	How did I get here?!?
a33e991fc71f	141cb16a24f1	Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
12ef0a6929c2	99e1d025d47e	I'm a Real Boy!
6fc69629dced	786f685a1a8b	Wow. Just, Wow.
d249b7ac19e4	03fb6cbd1dd1	[user was banned for this text]
d94651b0e206	60953d13b062	about to die lol
1618f9d532e0	1e66c6c9afad	A soulful rendition of "old man river"
093a43f35881	dfd278a3889b	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
8bfefea24441	349b0980aa85	???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
12709accabef	6d26a988015b	One year ago I looked like this
474a42ed784a	90f117ad64c6	Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
768675e393e4	0261a1a6ad74	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
4e04da4f3b67	6bf3263b04f6	Oh no! Not Again.
b1bc919ac370	c39c1a728f10	#hoax
bfa995ea6fdc	5a1a21983f7b	Am I a Pokemon?
ecd50d5236e2	dfd96fb9b1ae	These aren't my sandwiches
eb1f3ca9d00d	516a8191fb87	I don't think I really understand what this is.
676ad808a5e3	9cfa73f0c93a	I'm going to be smashed to bits
ebf0c8e07462	2973df263d5c	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
188145218300	d67cfc2d428e	Nasa is fully funded
f7546297f812	8becb8a785f9	Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
807963cc80cc	c7a09429221a	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
285768034e89	1fb6d104fc4e	hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
4b9e1ea65f99	f8dc0e0b0070	wake up sheeple!
3a602bd4c8b9	12b5d78f7ccc	#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
e56696ab532d	7a7a9690aef1	Magnificent as fuck
ca252aa6ce3a	deeb1ef96574	"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
f2caf70a8bee	96ff894f1851	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
d763da0f4520	aebe9172c89c	To infinity and Birdyond!
ec1b3587ea1d	c7af1d2b4e42	hello darkness my old friend
5d30c1a72552	b0aff5a6fa4a	Deal with it
08bcb904bf13	99faa3542e1a	when you see it...
a3b5231898be	d98eb1087d99	Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
b95401e31be3	65d1d06460bd	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
12f6bd1e4b43	8ea51cfb3342	There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
df36280334f1	bced584e8b7e	What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
17fffda17b1f	42ea4fe205c6	The French space program
251e8d40c1aa	59499218ba53	My new cat is awesome
440dd0002d03	3303a3961e6c	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
c434000c2bd2	9cfa73f0c93a	Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
1208d82a65ba	5c2386c8cb54	everything makes sense now
f849071fffc4	6a2fc065cbc9	I don't think this is working
1aaf1ada4368	70f53e83e86d	So, it has come to this...
d8b64180cc4f	6f396a0a1b7c	mario Kart is harder in real life
1d065ffaeba0	9691025fb33f	The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
426629d28484	b118618d0e13	I can't believe it's not cake batter
b714186fb00b	7c18e3db8a64	My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
a520093954b6	0a35447c8bac	Man, it's windy
c18f78c52839	a9ffa38001f9	this one's over 15 kt bitches!
c5816da1aa62	43d261c352ba	One year ago I looked like this
cecfc92b6119	c788e348e3c0	You'll never guess what happens next...
9b83d6fa3375	47e690ee87ec	Moses lied to me.
5ee09a30219c	4a19ad9fa9dc	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
fe5325f3115c	c3d55f5ed151	Why do dogs like this?
12d54463a895	1a11c6c67047	ha ha ha... no.
28a550312cb3	c51ffc122220	Dude, where's my car?
f9d1d6e92daa	c5fb86da0605	First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
2a25d47e3073	80778f45c4a0	super high intensity training at NORAD
070bb7db33f7	47b87ebe144c	me and all my friends
28fad477935f	88ab0a21a404	This is what i had for breakfast
2b9074bcb4d5	f0b32b65537f	She's got interesting taste in men.
f89ac2676fdc	010bad314260	I knew there would be side effects
577df009ffb5	01745d8436e5	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a267600e1ea2	d7b2b76fdd04	nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
69b373dbc26f	cfc472da0f92	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
361f2413fa99	349b0980aa85	The moon landing was a lie
948d72bd6691	c5fec0195ecd	share and enjoy
b0e6361406e1	145488f76439	Field Trip!
aace300f9177	2d72a7e51416	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
ba8fe7a77fc4	fd8dedb9f32c	I hate waking up from a really good dream
2250be174a40	08dec1d33005	Today i am a Chinese clock
464d6994be81	16a76c300029	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
dcf7a91dc293	37d3a3a22fdb	love it!
b4fe69c7a321	9d0371422f7c	Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
79265174438b	02917df33e66	I was late
54fc648f954a	80bdb547729a	I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter