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Status
Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(
- I'm now unblocked, so apparently it's only temporary. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds.
Feed
Structure
- feed: Array[3] {
- Objectid: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c"
- img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba"
- kind: "post"
- poster: "Frances51"
- profpic: "user-14.png"
- text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
- }
- prompt {
- reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
- id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3"
- poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
- profpic: "user-4.png"
- img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3"
- captions: Array[5]
- text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
- album: Array[5]
- }
Prompt varies between:
- img_id and captions array
- text and album array
Script
xkcd = new Object(); xkcd.reasons = new Array(); xkcd.promptusers = new Array(); xkcd.prompttext = new Array(); xkcd.promptcaptions = new Array(); xkcd.feedusers = new Array(); xkcd.feedtext = new Array(); function check(field, value) { if (typeof value == "object") { for(i in value) { if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value[i]) == -1) { xkcd[field].push(value[i]); console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value[i]); } } } else { if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) { xkcd[field].push(value); console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value); } } } function next() { $.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) { check("reasons", data.prompt.reason); check("promptusers", data.prompt.poster); if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompttext", data.prompt.text); if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined") check("promptcaptions", data.prompt.captions); for(i in data.feed) { check("feedusers", data.feed[i].poster); check("feedtext", data.feed[i].text); } }); } next(); setInterval('next()', 60000);
(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.
- However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.
You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.
- The surveys do not change as often as the other data.
I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.
- Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.
Results
My array is currently:
- feedtext[601]
- feedusers[203]
- promptcaptions[441]
- prompttext[95]
- promptusers[82]
- reasons[91]
Reasons
- lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
- could not evade skifree yeti
- CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
- Please Insert Riven CD 4
- cat-like typing detected
- sysadmin trapped in well
- error
- butter underrun
- Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
- hard drive oil depleted
- oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
- PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
- temporal paradox
- Main Bus B Undervolt
- tape on write-protect hole fell off
- RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
- undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
- database configuration violates the Prime Directive
- User is not a typewriter.
- server fell in ocean
- mean connection time exceeded
- spontaneous splinal dereticulation
- nanobots in the water
- turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
- user put spaces/vowels in filename
- TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
- the system / is down
- electrons too big, stuck in wafer
- error: error code [error] while decoding error code
- butter didn't suit the works
- illegal carrot detected in mail queue
- virtual memory got too real
- could not initialize sound blaster 16
- ERR:INVALID DIM
- aol window in front of netscape window
- bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
- i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
- lp0 on fire
- unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
- the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
- butter overflow
- User accepted terms but not conditions
- wrong files
- data too big
- http is down
- server room haunted
- confirmation BIOS
- HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
- general uncertainty
- error: operation completed successfully
- hung up prematurely
- floating point unit no longer afloat
- SQL ejection
- guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
- +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
- CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
- butter to text interface not found
- friday squid blogging
- server aperture too narrow for capital letters
- GSM filter change required
- screws are stripped
- sitemap was held upside down
- UTF-31 decode error
- spin number must be of the form n/2
- cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
- the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
- HTTP 418
- spin cycle still active
- Dave's not registered, man
- This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
- minimum recursion depth not reached
- Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
- server had too much to drink
- too many hands on the keyboard
- I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
- subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
- firewall caught fire
- unimplemented trap
- helvetica scenario
- ethics in journalism
- dictionary too stiff to read
- <%= reason %>
- overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
- our buffer runneth over
- insufficient smoke for current mirror array
- PC LOAD LETTER
- YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
- qubit indeterminate
- previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
- cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
- Baby ur much 2 fast
- files fell out
- out of electrons
- soonerist sperver fid dot nile
- files overwritten with more interesting content
- a user's middle name was
- transfer interrupted by incoming fax
- error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
- out of monads
- This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
- microwave running
feedusers
Usernames uses in the feed.
- @meganamram
- Addison1
- Addison8
- Agric Silverfinger
- Aidan2
- Aiden1
- Aiden5
- Aidenn Aberforth Milne
- Alice1956
- Amanda08
- Anonymous
- Apple Martin
- Arthur17
- Arthur19
- Ashley2009
- Ashley8
- Ashley92
- Ayden1952
- Bailey08
- Bailey2001
- Barbara1974
- Benjamin Kenobi Sr
- Benjamin1970
- Bool Hand Luke
- Brandi9
- Brittany1
- Caden14
- Caden2010
- Candice10
- Carol04
- Chad80
- Charles18
- Chelsea2006
- Cheyenne15
- Cheyenne1988
- Christina Applecare
- CMOS Def
- Curic Copperfinger
- Cynthia1995
- Cynthia99
- Dakota09
- Dakota94
- David St. Hubbins
- Debbie26
- Debbie3
- Debbie62
- Deborah3
- Delta Elroy Backslash
- Destiny1983
- Destiny89
- Dillon2008
- Donald19
- Donna2
- Dorothy7
- DragonBall Cooper
- Dunston Chexin
- Dustin46
- Earl Sinclair
- Egbert Bentley White
- Eliezer Yudkowsky
- Elon Musk
- Emily15
- Eowyn L'Oreal James
- Euphegenia Doubtfire
- Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
- Flash Groupon
- Frances29
- Frances51
- Frances99
- Gary1951
- Gary8
- Gary86
- George Debian Bush
- George Reagan Renesmee Martin
- Green Mario
- Greg2004
- Hatsy Collins
- Henry05
- Henry4
- Horsepower Lovecraft
- J. Alfred Leftshark
- Jack3
- Jack39
- Jacob10
- Jada5
- Jaden21
- Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
- Jaina Khloe Rowling
- Jalen81
- James URL Jones
- Jason15
- Jayden79
- Jennifer1
- Jeph Jacques
- Jerry18
- Joe Biden
- John Wilkes Knuth
- John2
- Jonathan27
- Joshua80
- Joshua84
- Justin28
- Justin87
- Kaden61
- Kaitlin1976
- Karen3
- Kathleen78
- Keira10
- Keira2002
- Keira48
- Kelsey1970
- Kelsey1996
- Kenneth94
- Kenneth96
- Khloe14
- Khloe2
- Kilroy
- Kim5
- Kristy2007
- Larry Ronald Hubbard
- Larry1994
- Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
- Linda08
- Lindsay2011
- Lisa1995
- Livemau5
- Lord Gaga
- Lord Mondegreen
- Louis Reasoner
- Madison19
- Madison80
- Malik2
- Margaret11
- Margaret5
- Marie10
- Marie12
- Marie3
- Marissa Mayer
- Mark Zuckerberg
- Mark2006
- Mark2007
- Mark92
- Martin Van Halen
- Matthew2006
- Mavis Bitcoin
- Michaela2006
- Michelle11
- Minecraft Holmes
- Misty3
- Myspace Tom
- Norton Ghost Dad
- Notorious L.H.C.
- Padme Dorothy James
- Pam06
- Patricia03
- Paul1957
- Paul50
- Player One
- Player Two
- Professor Monoculatus McToff
- Raymond6
- Ronald22
- Ruth3
- S. G. Dukat
- Samuel19
- Samuel49
- Sarah1976
- Sarah2005
- Sarah55
- Sharon91
- Sharon99
- Shaun1960
- Shaun46
- Shaun6
- Sheena2005
- Sherri97
- Sidd Finch
- Sierra10
- Sierra7
- Stacy07
- Stacy14
- Steven02
- Steven2002
- Steven50
- Susan11
- Susan25
- Taylor1990
- Taylor1998
- Thomas2
- Tim21
- Tim87
- Tina Belcher
- Todd33
- Tonya22
- Tonya38
- Tracy1977
- Tricia1
- Tricia14
- Trinity1989
- Virginia1961
- Virginia2006
- Wil
- Wric Tungstenfinger
promptusers
Usernames uses in the prompts.
- Aidan2
- Alice1956
- Anonymous
- Apple Martin
- Ashley2009
- Ayden1952
- Bailey2001
- Barbara1974
- Bool Hand Luke
- Brandi9
- Caden14
- Caden2010
- Chad80
- Charles18
- Chelsea2006
- Cheyenne1988
- Christina Applecare
- CMOS Def
- Curic Copperfinger
- Dakota94
- Debbie62
- Deborah3
- Destiny1983
- Egbert Bentley White
- Eliezer Yudkowsky
- Elon Musk
- Eowyn L'Oreal James
- Euphegenia Doubtfire
- Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
- Frances29
- Frances51
- Gary1951
- Gary8
- Green Mario
- Hatsy Collins
- Henry05
- Horsepower Lovecraft
- Jack39
- Jalen81
- James URL Jones
- Jayden79
- Justin87
- Kaden61
- Kaitlin1976
- Keira10
- Keira2002
- Kelsey1970
- Kenneth96
- Larry Ronald Hubbard
- Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
- Linda08
- Lindsay2011
- Lord Mondegreen
- Margaret5
- Marie3
- Mark Zuckerberg
- Mark2007
- Martin Van Halen
- Michelle11
- Myspace Tom
- Pam06
- Paul1957
- Player One
- Ronald22
- Samuel19
- Sharon99
- Shaun1960
- Shaun46
- Sherri97
- Sierra10
- Sierra7
- Stacy07
- Stacy14
- Steven50
- Susan25
- Tim21
- Tim87
- Todd33
- Tonya22
- Tonya38
- Tricia14
- Virginia1961
- Virginia2006
- Wric Tungstenfinger
feedtext
Captions used in the feed
- "...The Aristocrats."
- "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
- "Is it symmetric this way?"
- "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
- "Space duckin'" By led blimp
- "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
- ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
- BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
- BROKEN
- CATSANDBIRDS
- caturday
- DARE to #DREAM
- delfie
- fallingfromorbit
- hashtag
- Hopeicanfly
- illuminati
- lifehacks
- livefeed #colonoscopy
- Long_Exposure
- LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
- me #throwbackthursday
- Nailpolish
- nofilter
- nomakeup #justgotup #wow
- nomakeup #justnatural
- nomakeup #natural
- selfie #imatree #thuglife
- SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
- Toobigtofall
- ...Freudian sense tingling...
- ???? USA! USA! ????
- ???? USA! USA! USA! ????
- ????????
- ??????????!
- ?????????????
- ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
- [user was banned for this text]
- 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
- 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
- 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
- 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
- A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- A soulful rendition of "old man river"
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
- about to die lol
- ack
- Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
- Alan?
- All things considered, it turned out nice again
- Allons-Y!
- Always get a full nights rest
- amazons newest delivery method
- An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
- An unsuccessful bike design...
- and suddenly, popcorn
- ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
- ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
- Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
- anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
- Apparently it's a thing now...
- Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
- are you sure this is a commandline?
- aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
- As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
- As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
- As viewed on a Macintosh plus
- Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
- Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
- awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
- AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
- Ayyyy LMAO!
- Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
- Banana invasion in progress
- Bangarang Motherfuckers
- Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
- Bay-bae lolz
- Bazookateer crossing
- Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
- Best Christmas gift EVER!
- best day evar!!!!
- Best Halloween costume yet!
- best republican caucus ever!
- Best. Funeral. Ever.
- better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
- big ben is going down.
- Big bowl of star-flakes
- big data strikes back
- bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
- Birds are less cute the closer they are.
- Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
- Black begins and wins.
- bowTieght!
- Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
- Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
- brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
- Burrito night
- Cakephants are my new friends
- Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
- Captain obvious strikes again
- Car tiddlywinks proves success
- caught the sunset tonight at midday
- cest ne pas un pipe
- Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
- Check out my new sonic oc!
- Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
- check out my usb sword!
- Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
- Click to show secret text
- Close the pod bay door, Hal.
- Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
- Copernicus: The early years
- CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
- Crocodile Pink Eye
- cthulu caught me slipping
- Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
- Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
- damn tree!
- Damn, two o'clock already?
- damn. that squirrel's got a ball
- damnit, another drunken tree in the road
- Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
- day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
- Deal with it
- Death star model 0.0.73
- Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
- dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
- Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
- Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
- did this exist as a microwave?
- Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
- Do I look like a penguin?
- Do my feet look fat?
- Do you care to #engage with this #content
- Do you feline lucky, punk?
- Do you have a lighter?
- Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
- Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
- Dominos delivers!
- Don't have a cow, man
- drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
- Dude, where's my car?
- DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
- Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
- engage!
- Et boum! C'est le choc!
- Every day my damn cat makes this face
- Everything maKes perfect sense now.
- everything makes sense now
- Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
- Existance is an illusion
- father & daughter re-unite!
- Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
- Field Trip!
- filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
- Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
- First day of school.
- First post, be friendly
- First screenshot of portal 3 !!
- First time posting, please be nice
- Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
- Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
- flying car - it is now officially the future
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
- For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
- Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
- forgot to turn the oven off!
- Formal on top, party on the bottom
- found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
- FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- Fucking CAKE
- George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
- goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
- google bots have uncovered some missing bits
- Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
- Got your nose!
- Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
- Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
- haha oh my cat
- Have fun stormin' da castle.
- Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
- He did say it was edible
- He nailed it!
- hello darkness my old friend
- help wanted. inquire within.
- Here comes the sun, do do do do...
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- Hey, it's windows 7 again!
- hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
- Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
- Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
- Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
- holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
- Homo helicopteris captured in bali
- Hoverboard to full power!
- How did I get here?!?
- how do you get the screensaver off?
- I think I need new glasses.
- i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
- I blame supernasa
- I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
- I can take photos with my teeth!
- I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
- i don't remember this scene form star wars
- I don't think I really understand what this is.
- I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
- I find this picture reflects my soul.
- I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
- I found a three fingered kitten!
- I found it!!!!!!!
- I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
- I guess I only have myself to blame.
- I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
- I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
- I have tasted many fish
- I just can't see the point anymore
- I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
- I lost my wits
- I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
- i need to do my laundry more often.
- I put on my wizard robe and hat
- I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
- I say: nuts to that!
- I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
- I should really separate those
- I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
- I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
- I thought it would be bigger
- I thought of it, and it happened
- I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
- I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
- I told you to keep the raptors secure
- i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
- I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
- I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
- I was late
- i wonder why you left me here.
- I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
- I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
- if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
- If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
- if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
- If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
- if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
- I'll just go buy cigarettes
- I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
- i'll never get tired of this.
- i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
- I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
- I'm a fighter!
- I'm a Real Boy!
- I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
- im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
- In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
- in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
- In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
- in theathers, close to you
- introducing the yolo distribution
- is good idea yes
- Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
- Is it really today, already?
- Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
- is the eject button meant to do this?
- Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
- Is this real life?
- it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
- It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- It's a Finger trap
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
- It's the little things
- I've been robbed!
- I've found a new way to feed the poor
- I've made a huge mistake
- I've never been so aware of my own hunger
- i've never felt so alone.
- i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
- John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
- just another cat video
- Just another day in paradise
- just cos()
- just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
- Just Got A new camera phone!
- just look at that motherfucking satellite
- just two more trips over the horizon
- kang, do i look good in this?
- kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
- Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
- ksp mission success
- Larry asked me to be his wingman
- Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
- like my new haircut?
- lol, no i didn't jump
- Look at my new blue dress!
- look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
- Look at that fart propulsion
- Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
- Look out!
- look what happened to my satellite
- Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
- love it!
- Magnificent as fuck
- Magnified 10,000 times
- Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
- Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
- Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
- Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
- Man, it's windy
- Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
- Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
- Mari-OH
- marvel universe howard the duck returns
- Max gentleman
- may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
- Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
- Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
- me and all my friends
- Me, before the topical ointment
- Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
- Mentos and lava
- Meritocracy is a pipe dream
- Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
- Mistakes were made.
- moo!
- More advantages to USB type c revealed
- Moses lied to me.
- Muahahahahahah
- My baby is learning how to write!
- my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
- My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
- my friend posing while a plane flies by
- MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
- My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
- My hero
- My Hobby: freaking people out
- My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
- my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
- My new cat is awesome
- my new duvet cover!
- My new tattoo
- my new toaster has some strange attachments
- My nose will grow now.
- my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
- my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
- My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
- My selfie stick broke.
- My tastes are very... singular
- na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
- Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
- NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
- Nasa is fully funded
- Need a Haircut
- Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
- New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
- New car flipping world record set
- New means to help collect more evidence
- new phone who dis
- New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
- NICE MULTIPANTS
- night sledding deserves a quiet night
- No guitar without a sombrero
- No more sorrow!
- No wants to hear me talk about my cat
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- nobody knows the trouble i've seen
- Not Again :(
- Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
- Nothing new under the sun
- now you're hungry too.
- NUTS!
- Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
- Oh god is it still following me?
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
- Oh God! It's happening again!
- Oh here we go
- Oh no! Not again.
- Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
- Oh no, it's the moon
- Oh, that's where I left them!
- Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
- omfg, space bugs
- OMG! Kittens!
- On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
- On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
- One of those mornings...
- Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
- our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
- PARKOUR IN ACTION
- Parlez vous Francais?
- Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
- passed another hitch hiker
- Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
- Perspective issues
- photo proof for you skeptics out there
- photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
- PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
- Pizza TIME
- Press 'continue' to abort.
- Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
- Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
- Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
- PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
- racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
- Real Eyes Realize real lies.
- Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
- Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
- results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
- reverse et
- Robert'); Drop Table students;--
- Rock, paper, FACE
- Rollerskating always was overrated
- Said the duchess to the vicar.
- Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
- Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
- school's out!
- Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
- Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
- Screw it, here's a cat pic
- SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
- Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
- She's got interesting taste in men.
- should i see a doctor about this?
- SIDE GOER 4
- Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
- smiling is for optimists
- Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
- So long, and thanks for all the fish
- So thats What Jesus did
- So, it has come to this...
- so, scientology...
- So...Magnets, right?
- Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
- Something seems to be wrong with my car
- Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
- Sometimes all you can do is wait
- Somewhere, this exists.
- Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
- SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
- Spiders. Nope.
- SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
- Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
- Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
- Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- super high intensity training at NORAD
- Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
- tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
- Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
- thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
- Thanks Obama!
- that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
- That is one dapper bird.
- That is, in fact, a squirrel.
- That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
- that's me!
- That's not a chicken
- That's not a nut!
- that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
- The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- The Captain Crunch Kraken
- The cat brought in another bird.
- The choice is simple.
- the dark side of the moon, amirite?
- the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
- The Dissolution of Parliament.
- The ents met the triffids
- the event horizon returned
- The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
- The French space program
- The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
- The HORROR!
- The horrors of war
- The knids are hungry
- The last person to be surprised by a selfie
- The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
- The moon landing was a lie
- The moon looks weird today
- The Moon Will Eat What it will
- The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
- The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
- The Prodigy is in town!
- The prophecy was true!
- The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- the rest is darkness and decay
- the saddest moment of my childhood
- The solution to all life's problems
- The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
- The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
- The time has come.
- The vlog was better than the movie
- Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
- There goes the neighborhood...
- There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
- These aren't my sandwiches
- These cravings will never stop
- These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
- These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
- they said be careful, we said yolo
- They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
- they're all dead, dave.
- this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
- This apple got a face on it dog
- This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
- This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
- This elevator has no 'down'!
- this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
- this guy keeps following me
- This is a good idea
- this is just a tribute #thed
- this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
- This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- This is what i had for breakfast
- This is why we can't have good things
- This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
- This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
- This needs a motivational text
- This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
- This photo was taken from my iphone
- this plot is odd.
- this was in the bible
- this was my inspiration
- this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
- those weren't Altoids.
- Threaten large birds... check.
- Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
- Time to reap the whirlwind!
- To infinity and Birdyond!
- Today i am a Chinese clock
- Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
- Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
- too much lens flare?
- Top of the world
- T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
- truly, i am euphoric
- TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
- trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
- Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
- turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
- Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
- Ugh, i'll never understand art.
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- Universe man, Universe man...
- Unzipped sock
- using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
- Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
- van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
- Wait for it...
- Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
- wake up sheeple!
- Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
- Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
- WARRRBLGARBL
- Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
- watching dune on shrooms
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- We are not men. we are devo.
- We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
- we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
- We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
- Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
- welcome to the space jam
- well, so much for the space program
- Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
- We've got a problem
- Whale Selfie!
- what a bummer
- What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
- what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
- what if it's a ghost pepper?
- What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
- when you see it...
- Where did this road come from?!?
- where should i put this cool new tatto?
- where to buy spanish ham ?
- which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
- whiskers expecting a new friend :)
- Who came first?
- Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
- Who stepped on my pop tart?
- Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
- Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
- whoops GPS error
- Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
- WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
- Why are there ants on my face?!
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
- Why should squirrel learn baseball
- with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
- WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
- worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
- would you choose the microwave over this?
- Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
- Wow. Just, Wow.
- wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
- WTF!?
- YES
- you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
- You must be new here.
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- You'll never guess what happens next...
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The text for when there are multiple images to choose from
- BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
- DARE to #DREAM
- delfie
- flavorbomb
- Long_Exposure
- me #throwbackthursday
- saturday #memories #beautiful
- ???? USA! USA! ????
- [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
- >< ))*>
- 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- about to die lol
- Always get a full nights rest
- An unsuccessful bike design...
- As you can see It's windy out here
- brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
- Captain obvious strikes again
- caught the sunset tonight at midday
- clever girl.....
- Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
- Do I look like a penguin?
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- Dryads. that is all.
- Dude, where's my car?
- EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
- First post, be friendly
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- Freshly waxed floors + new socks
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- I can take photos with my teeth!
- I don't think this is working
- I dream of death
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
- I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
- I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- in theathers, close to you
- Is this real life?
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- it's fun to do bad things
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- kang, do i look good in this?
- ksp mission success
- Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
- Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
- may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
- Minister! We're running out of time.
- Mmm, Spider cake!
- My cat barfed this out
- My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
- My Hobby: freaking people out
- mYTH BUSTED!
- na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
- NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
- no wonder the cat always sits here
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- Nope nope nope nope nope
- Not a fruit
- now you're hungry too.
- OH MY GOD A HORSE
- oh, is that godot? Finally...
- Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
- One of the less popular Transformers.
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- Oy, my giblets!
- Park and ride
- smiling is for optimists
- So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
- Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
- that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
- that's me!
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
- The designers of this camera literally nailed it
- The ents met the triffids
- The HORROR!
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- The solution to all life's problems
- The time has come.
- The vlog was better than the movie
- THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- This is why we can't have good things
- To infinity and Birdyond!
- Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
- two great tastes that go great together
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
- Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- You'll never guess what happens next...
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- "...The Aristocrats."
- "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
- "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
- "Is it symmetric this way?"
- "Space duckin'" By led blimp
- ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
- BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
- CATSANDBIRDS
- caturday
- delfie
- duckface
- flavorbomb
- lifehacks
- livefeed #colonoscopy
- Long_Exposure
- me #throwbackthursday
- nofilter
- nomakeup #justgotup #wow
- nomakeup #justnatural
- nomakeup #natural
- satellite #navigation
- selfie #imatree #thuglife
- selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
- SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
- Toobigtofall
- vampiremirrorselfie
- ...Freudian sense tingling...
- ????????
- ??????????!
- ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
- “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
- >< ))*>
- 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
- 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
- 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
- 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
- 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
- A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
- a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
- A job so boring a bird could do it
- A soulful rendition of "old man river"
- A window into my soul
- About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
- about to die lol
- Alan?
- All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
- All things considered, it turned out nice again
- Always get a full nights rest
- An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
- and then there were nine
- Angry sofa is angry.
- Anyone craving some soup right about now?
- Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
- Are you kidding me?
- aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
- As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
- As viewed on a Macintosh plus
- Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
- awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
- AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
- Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
- BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
- Banana invasion in progress
- Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
- Bay-bae lolz
- Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
- Best. Funeral. Ever.
- better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
- bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
- birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
- Birds are less cute the closer they are.
- Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
- Black box recorder
- blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
- Cakephants are my new friends
- Can anybody help me identify this animal?
- Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
- cest ne pas un pipe
- Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
- check out my usb sword!
- Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
- Close the pod bay door, Hal.
- Copernicus: The early years
- CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
- cthulu caught me slipping
- cthulu wants what cthulu wants
- damned ninjas
- Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
- day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
- Death star model 0.0.73
- Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
- Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
- Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
- Do I look like a penguin?
- Do my feet look fat?
- Do my feet smell?
- Do you feline lucky, punk?
- Do you have a lighter?
- Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
- Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
- Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
- doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
- drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
- drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
- Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
- DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
- emergency butter delivery
- ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
- Every day my damn cat makes this face
- everything makes sense now
- Existance is an illusion
- father & daughter re-unite!
- Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
- filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
- finally got that squid stache
- Fire can sometimes be hot?
- First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
- First post, be friendly
- First screenshot of portal 3 !!
- flying car - it is now officially the future
- Fnnnaarrrrr!
- For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
- Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
- forgot to turn the oven off!
- Freshly waxed floors + new socks
- FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
- fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
- George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
- goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
- Goldilocks party!
- google bots have uncovered some missing bits
- Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
- GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
- Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
- Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
- GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
- haha oh my cat
- He did say it was edible
- He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
- He nailed it!
- hello darkness my old friend
- Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
- help wanted. inquire within.
- Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
- Hey, it's windows 7 again!
- hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
- HODOR!
- Homo helicopteris captured in bali
- horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
- Hoverboard to full power!
- How did I get here?!?
- how do i turn this off?
- how do you get the screensaver off?
- hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
- I think I need new glasses.
- i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
- I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
- I blame supernasa
- I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
- I can walk on my hands
- I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
- I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
- I CHOOSE YOU!
- I don't know
- i don't remember this scene form star wars
- I don't think this is working
- I dream of death
- I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
- I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
- I guess I only have myself to blame.
- i hate it when this happens
- I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
- I just can't see the point anymore
- I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
- I knew there would be side effects
- I 'M out of the acorn
- i need to do my laundry more often.
- I say: nuts to that!
- I should really separate those
- I solved the debt crisis!
- I think I can... I think I can
- I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
- I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
- I think there's something here
- I thought of it, and it happened
- I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
- I told you to keep the raptors secure
- i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
- I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
- I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
- If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
- if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
- If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
- if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
- I'll just go buy cigarettes
- I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
- I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
- I'm a Real Boy!
- I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
- I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
- im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
- in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
- In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
- Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
- Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
- Is this real life?
- Is this room 101?
- It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
- It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
- it was never this complicated when I was a kid
- It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
- It's a timey-wimey time-lord
- it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
- It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
- I've been robbed!
- I've found a new way to feed the poor
- I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
- I've made a huge mistake
- I've never been so aware of my own hunger
- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
- Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
- Jugghead got nothing on me :p
- Just another day in paradise
- just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
- just two more trips over the horizon
- Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
- ksp mission success
- Larry asked me to be his wingman
- Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
- like my new haircut?
- Like my new nails?
- lol, no i didn't jump
- look at me, i'm from England!
- Look at that fart propulsion
- Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
- Look out!
- love it!
- Made in god's own image, yessiree!
- Magnificent as fuck
- Magnified 10,000 times
- Man in the Moon slumming
- Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
- Man, it's windy
- Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
- Mari-OH
- marvel universe howard the duck returns
- Maths are hard
- Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
- Me, before the topical ointment
- Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
- Mentos and lava
- Meritocracy is a pipe dream
- Minister! We're running out of time.
- moo!
- Moses lied to me.
- Muahahahahahah
- My baby is learning how to write!
- my cat is sick
- My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
- My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
- my friend posing while a plane flies by
- MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
- My hero
- My Hobby: freaking people out
- My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
- My new cat is awesome
- my new duvet cover!
- My new tattoo
- my new toaster has some strange attachments
- mYTH BUSTED!
- na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
- Need a Haircut
- Never gonna give you up...
- Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
- New car flipping world record set
- New means to help collect more evidence
- New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
- new phone who dis
- New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
- night sledding deserves a quiet night
- No guitar without a sombrero
- no one ever suspected the shovel
- No wants to hear me talk about my cat
- No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
- nobody knows the trouble i've seen
- Not a fruit
- Not Again :(
- Nothing new under the sun
- Notice anything different?
- Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
- now you're hungry too.
- oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
- Oh god is it still following me?
- OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
- Oh God! It's happening again!
- oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
- oh no you didn't
- Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
- Oh no, it's the moon
- omfg, space bugs
- On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
- Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
- oompa loompa diggeti doo
- Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
- Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
- Oy, my giblets!
- parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
- Park and ride
- passed another hitch hiker
- Perspective issues
- Philae lander found!
- photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
- Picasso's illegitimate child...
- Please send help.
- Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
- Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
- Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
- product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
- PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
- prototype soccer ball
- racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
- RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
- really not how I thought I would die
- Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
- research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
- reverse et
- Robert'); Drop Table students;--
- run little ghost, run!
- sad cow is sad
- Said the duchess to the vicar.
- sarlac ball-pit!!!
- Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
- Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
- Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
- SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
- share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
- She's got interesting taste in men.
- should i see a doctor about this?
- smiling is for optimists
- So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
- So, it has come to this...
- So...Magnets, right?
- SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
- Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
- Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
- stay away from my eggcorns
- Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
- Steve is realxing
- Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
- stipple slash of saturn
- Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
- such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
- sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
- super high intensity training at NORAD
- SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
- tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
- take two, they are small
- terminal velocity is a myth
- Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
- thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
- Thanks Obama!
- That is one dapper bird.
- That is, in fact, a squirrel.
- That's gonna hurt on the way out
- that's me!
- THAT'S NO MOON
- That's not a nut!
- That's too much, man!
- The basis for fast and furious 13.
- The birds found the hobbit hole
- The building blocks of life
- The Captain Crunch Kraken
- The cat brought in another bird.
- the charge of the light brigade
- The choice is simple.
- the dark side of the moon, amirite?
- The Dissolution of Parliament.
- the event horizon returned
- the floor is made of lava. send help.
- The French space program
- The HORROR!
- The knids are hungry
- The moon landing was a lie
- The Moon Will Eat What it will
- The Prodigy is in town!
- The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
- The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
- the rest is darkness and decay
- the saddest moment of my childhood
- The solution to all life's problems
- The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
- The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
- The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
- The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
- their love was doomed from the start...
- Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
- There goes the neighborhood...
- There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
- There's a third bump, growing fast
- These aren't my sandwiches
- These cravings will never stop
- These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
- These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
- this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
- This apple got a face on it dog
- This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
- This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
- this guy keeps following me
- This is a cat
- this is just a tribute #thed
- this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
- This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
- This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
- This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
- This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
- This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
- this one's over 15 kt bitches!
- those weren't Altoids.
- Threaten large birds... check.
- Today i am a Chinese clock
- today's to do list
- Top of the world
- TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
- Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
- T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
- Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
- truly, i am euphoric
- Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
- uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
- unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
- Universe man, Universe man...
- Unzipped sock
- Wait for it...
- wake up sheeple!
- Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
- Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
- WARRRBLGARBL
- watching dune on shrooms
- we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
- We can't do it, the moon is in the way
- we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
- We live in a golden age!
- Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
- Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
- Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
- Well, now this is a thing.
- well, so much for the space program
- What could possibly go wrong™?
- What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
- what to have for breakfast?
- when you see it...
- where to buy spanish ham ?
- Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
- Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
- Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
- why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
- Why do people do this?
- Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
- Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
- Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
- worst horse ever :(
- would you choose the microwave over this?
- Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
- Wow. Just, Wow.
- wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
- Yes, I followed the instructions!
- You must be new here.
- YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
- You'll never guess what happens next...
- Zeus takes his revenge
- Zoidgebra 101