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Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(

Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.

Feed

http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

feed: Array {
id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c
img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba
kind: "post"
poster: "Frances51"
profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png
text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
}
prompt {
reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png
img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
captions: Array (of strings)
text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
album: Array (of img_id strings)
}

Prompt varies between:

  • img_id and captions array
  • text and album array

Script

xkcd = {
	prompt_reasons  :[],
	prompt_posters  :[],
	prompt_text     :[],
	prompt_captions :[],
	feed_posters    :[],
	feed_text       :[]
}

function check(field, value) {
	if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
		xkcd[field].push(value);
		console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
	}
}
function next() {
	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
		check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
		if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.captions)
				check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
		for(i in data.feed) {
			check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
			check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text);			
		}

	});
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);

(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.

However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.

The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.

Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.

Results

current unprocessed totals:

  • feed_posters: Array[205]
  • feed_text: Array[1630]
  • prompt_captions: Array[1675]
  • prompt_posters: Array[203]
  • prompt_reasons: Array[107]
  • prompt_text: Array[731]

The script is finding fewer and fewer new items, but it is still running after 30 hours since last restart.

prompt_reasons

The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".
  1. +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
  2. <%= reason %>
  3. aol window in front of netscape window
  4. a user's middle name was </html>
  5. Baby ur much 2 fast
  6. bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
  7. butter didn't suit the works
  8. butter overflow
  9. butter to text interface not found
  10. butter underrun
  11. cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
  12. CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
  13. cat-like typing detected
  14. confirmation BIOS
  15. could not evade skifree yeti
  16. could not initialize sound blaster 16
  17. CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
  18. cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
  19. database configuration violates the Prime Directive
  20. data too big
  21. Dave's not registered, man
  22. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
  23. dictionary too stiff to read
  24. electrons too big, stuck in wafer
  25. ERR:INVALID DIM
  26. error
  27. error: error code [error] while decoding error code
  28. error: operation completed successfully
  29. error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
  30. ethics in journalism
  31. eyelash! eyelash!
  32. files fell out
  33. files overwritten with more interesting content
  34. firewall caught fire
  35. floating point unit no longer afloat
  36. food problematic
  37. friday squid blogging
  38. general uncertainty
  39. GSM filter change required
  40. guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
  41. hard drive oil depleted
  42. helvetica scenario
  43. HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
  44. HTTP 418
  45. http is down
  46. hung up prematurely
  47. I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
  48. i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
  49. illegal carrot detected in mail queue
  50. insufficient smoke for current mirror array
  51. lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
  52. lp0 on fire
  53. Main Bus B Undervolt
  54. mean connection time exceeded
  55. microwave running
  56. minimum recursion depth not reached
  57. nanobots in the water
  58. oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
  59. our buffer runneth over
  60. out of electrons
  61. out of monads
  62. overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
  63. PC LOAD LETTER
  64. Please Insert Riven CD 4
  65. PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
  66. previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
  67. qubit indeterminate
  68. RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
  69. screws are stripped
  70. server aperture too narrow for capital letters
  71. server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
  72. server fell in ocean
  73. server had too much to drink
  74. server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
  75. server room haunted
  76. sitemap was held upside down
  77. Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
  78. soonerist sperver fid dot nile
  79. spin cycle still active
  80. spin number must be of the form n/2
  81. spontaneous splinal dereticulation
  82. SQL ejection
  83. subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
  84. sysadmin trapped in well
  85. tape on write-protect hole fell off
  86. temporal paradox
  87. the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
  88. the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
  89. the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
  90. the system / is down
  91. This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
  92. This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
  93. too many hands on the keyboard
  94. transfer interrupted by incoming fax
  95. TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
  96. turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
  97. Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
  98. undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
  99. unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
  100. unimplemented trap
  101. User accepted terms but not conditions
  102. User is not a typewriter.
  103. user put spaces/vowels in filename
  104. UTF-31 decode error
  105. virtual memory got too real
  106. wrong files
  107. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

feed_posters

Usernames used in the feed. All users in the feed are also in the prompt

  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aiden5
  8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  9. Alice1956
  10. Amanda08
  11. Anonymous
  12. Apple Martin
  13. Arthur17
  14. Arthur19
  15. Ashley8
  16. Ashley92
  17. Ashley2009
  18. Austin72
  19. Ayden1952
  20. Bailey08
  21. Bailey2001
  22. Barbara1974
  23. Benjamin1970
  24. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  25. Bool Hand Luke
  26. Brandi9
  27. Brittany1
  28. Caden14
  29. Caden2010
  30. Candice10
  31. Carol04
  32. Chad80
  33. Charles18
  34. Chelsea2006
  35. Cheyenne15
  36. Cheyenne1988
  37. Christina Applecare
  38. CMOS Def
  39. Curic Copperfinger
  40. Cynthia99
  41. Cynthia1995
  42. Dakota09
  43. Dakota94
  44. David St. Hubbins
  45. Debbie3
  46. Debbie26
  47. Debbie62
  48. Deborah3
  49. Delta Elroy Backslash
  50. Destiny89
  51. Destiny1983
  52. Dillon2008
  53. Donald19
  54. Donna2
  55. Dorothy7
  56. DragonBall Cooper
  57. Dunston Chexin
  58. Dustin46
  59. Earl Sinclair
  60. Egbert Bentley White
  61. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  62. Elon Musk
  63. Emily15
  64. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  65. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  66. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  67. Flash Groupon
  68. Frances29
  69. Frances51
  70. Frances99
  71. Gary8
  72. Gary86
  73. Gary1951
  74. George Debian Bush
  75. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  76. Green Mario
  77. Greg2004
  78. Hatsy Collins
  79. Henry05
  80. Henry4
  81. Horsepower Lovecraft
  82. J. Alfred Leftshark
  83. Jack3
  84. Jack39
  85. Jacob10
  86. Jada5
  87. Jaden21
  88. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  90. Jalen81
  91. James URL Jones
  92. Jason15
  93. Jayden79
  94. Jennifer1
  95. Jeph Jacques
  96. Jerry18
  97. Joe Biden
  98. John2
  99. John Wilkes Knuth
  100. Jonathan27
  101. Joshua80
  102. Joshua84
  103. Justin28
  104. Justin87
  105. Kaden61
  106. Kaitlin1976
  107. Karen3
  108. Kathleen78
  109. Keira10
  110. Keira48
  111. Keira2002
  112. Kelsey1970
  113. Kelsey1996
  114. Kenneth94
  115. Kenneth96
  116. Khloe2
  117. Khloe14
  118. Kilroy
  119. Kim5
  120. Kristy2007
  121. Larry1994
  122. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  123. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  124. Linda08
  125. Lindsay2011
  126. Lisa1995
  127. Livemau5
  128. Lord Gaga
  129. Lord Mondegreen
  130. Louis Reasoner
  131. Madison19
  132. Madison80
  133. Malik2
  134. Margaret5
  135. Margaret11
  136. Marie3
  137. Marie10
  138. Marie12
  139. Marissa Mayer
  140. Mark92
  141. Mark2006
  142. Mark2007
  143. Mark Zuckerberg
  144. Martin Van Halen
  145. Matthew2006
  146. Mavis Bitcoin
  147. Michaela2006
  148. Michelle11
  149. Minecraft Holmes
  150. Misty3
  151. Myspace Tom
  152. Norton Ghost Dad
  153. Notorious L.H.C.
  154. Padme Dorothy James
  155. Pam06
  156. Patricia03
  157. Paul50
  158. Paul1957
  159. Player One
  160. Player Two
  161. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  162. Raymond6
  163. Ronald22
  164. Ruth3
  165. S. G. Dukat
  166. Samuel19
  167. Samuel49
  168. Sarah55
  169. Sarah1976
  170. Sarah2005
  171. Sharon91
  172. Sharon99
  173. Shaun6
  174. Shaun46
  175. Shaun1960
  176. Sheena2005
  177. Sherri97
  178. Sidd Finch
  179. Sierra3
  180. Sierra7
  181. Sierra10
  182. Stacy07
  183. Stacy14
  184. Steven02
  185. Steven50
  186. Steven2002
  187. Susan11
  188. Susan25
  189. Taylor1990
  190. Taylor1998
  191. Thomas2
  192. Tim21
  193. Tim87
  194. Tina Belcher
  195. Todd33
  196. Tonya22
  197. Tonya38
  198. Tracy1977
  199. Tricia1
  200. Tricia14
  201. Trinity1989
  202. Virginia1961
  203. Virginia2006
  204. Wil
  205. Wric Tungstenfinger

prompt_posters

Usernames used in the prompts.

All of these usernames are also used in the feed
  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aiden5
  8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  9. Alice1956
  10. Amanda08
  11. Anonymous
  12. Apple Martin
  13. Arthur17
  14. Arthur19
  15. Ashley8
  16. Ashley92
  17. Ashley2009
  18. Austin72
  19. Ayden1952
  20. Bailey08
  21. Bailey2001
  22. Barbara1974
  23. Benjamin1970
  24. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  25. Bool Hand Luke
  26. Brandi9
  27. Brittany1
  28. Caden14
  29. Caden2010
  30. Candice10
  31. Carol04
  32. Chad80
  33. Charles18
  34. Chelsea2006
  35. Cheyenne15
  36. Cheyenne1988
  37. Christina Applecare
  38. CMOS Def
  39. Curic Copperfinger
  40. Cynthia99
  41. Cynthia1995
  42. Dakota09
  43. Dakota94
  44. David St. Hubbins
  45. Debbie3
  46. Debbie26
  47. Debbie62
  48. Deborah3
  49. Delta Elroy Backslash
  50. Destiny89
  51. Destiny1983
  52. Dillon2008
  53. Donald19
  54. Donna2
  55. Dorothy7
  56. DragonBall Cooper
  57. Dunston Chexin
  58. Dustin46
  59. Earl Sinclair
  60. Egbert Bentley White
  61. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  62. Elon Musk
  63. Emily15
  64. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  65. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  66. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  67. Flash Groupon
  68. Frances29
  69. Frances51
  70. Frances99
  71. Gary8
  72. Gary86
  73. Gary1951
  74. George Debian Bush
  75. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  76. Green Mario
  77. Greg2004
  78. Hatsy Collins
  79. Henry05
  80. Henry4
  81. Horsepower Lovecraft
  82. J. Alfred Leftshark
  83. Jack3
  84. Jack39
  85. Jacob10
  86. Jada5
  87. Jaden21
  88. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  89. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  90. Jalen81
  91. James URL Jones
  92. Jason15
  93. Jayden79
  94. Jennifer1
  95. Jeph Jacques
  96. Jerry18
  97. Joe Biden
  98. John2
  99. John Wilkes Knuth
  100. Jonathan27
  101. Joshua80
  102. Joshua84
  103. Justin28
  104. Justin87
  105. Kaden61
  106. Kaitlin1976
  107. Karen3
  108. Kathleen78
  109. Keira10
  110. Keira48
  111. Keira2002
  112. Kelsey1970
  113. Kelsey1996
  114. Kenneth94
  115. Kenneth96
  116. Khloe2
  117. Khloe14
  118. Kilroy
  119. Kim5
  120. Kristy2007
  121. Larry1994
  122. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  123. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  124. Linda08
  125. Lindsay2011
  126. Lisa1995
  127. Livemau5
  128. Lord Gaga
  129. Lord Mondegreen
  130. Louis Reasoner
  131. Madison19
  132. Madison80
  133. Malik2
  134. Margaret5
  135. Margaret11
  136. Marie3
  137. Marie10
  138. Marie12
  139. Marissa Mayer
  140. Mark92
  141. Mark2006
  142. Mark2007
  143. Mark Zuckerberg
  144. Martin Van Halen
  145. Matthew2006
  146. Mavis Bitcoin
  147. Michaela2006
  148. Michelle11
  149. Minecraft Holmes
  150. Misty3
  151. Myspace Tom
  152. Norton Ghost Dad
  153. Notorious L.H.C.
  154. Padme Dorothy James
  155. Pam06
  156. Patricia03
  157. Paul50
  158. Paul1957
  159. Player One
  160. Player Two
  161. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  162. Raymond6
  163. Ronald22
  164. Ruth3
  165. S. G. Dukat
  166. Samuel19
  167. Samuel49
  168. Sarah55
  169. Sarah1976
  170. Sarah2005
  171. Sharon91
  172. Sharon99
  173. Shaun6
  174. Shaun46
  175. Shaun1960
  176. Sheena2005
  177. Sherri97
  178. Sidd Finch
  179. Sierra3
  180. Sierra7
  181. Sierra10
  182. Stacy07
  183. Stacy14
  184. Steven02
  185. Steven50
  186. Steven2002
  187. Susan11
  188. Susan25
  189. Taylor1990
  190. Taylor1998
  191. Thomas2
  192. Tim21
  193. Tim87
  194. Tina Belcher
  195. Todd33
  196. Tonya22
  197. Tonya38
  198. Tracy1977
  199. Tricia1
  200. Tricia14
  201. Trinity1989
  202. Virginia1961
  203. Virginia2006
  204. Wil
  205. Wric Tungstenfinger

feed_text

Captions used in the feed. Containers user submissions. (1741 are also used as prompts. 72 have not been found as prompts)


  1. "...The Aristocrats."
  2. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  3. "Bake him away, toys"
  4. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  5. "Cat-like Reflexes"
  6. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  7. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  8. "I am So. Much. More."
  9. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  10. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  11. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  12. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  13. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  14. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  15. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  16. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  17. #bedhead
  18. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  19. #blessed
  20. #bornthisway
  21. #BROKEN
  22. #CATSANDBIRDS
  23. #caturday
  24. #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
  25. #comfortfood
  26. #DANGERZONE
  27. #DARE to #DREAM
  28. #delfie
  29. #Donthate #Truelove
  30. #drbalanced
  31. #DrinkSaltwater
  32. #duckface
  33. #fallingfromorbit
  34. #flavorbomb
  35. #giganticflower #headshot
  36. #GOD
  37. #gps be like
  38. #hashtag
  39. #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
  40. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  41. #hoax
  42. #Hopeicanfly
  43. #illuminati
  44. #imnotracistbut
  45. #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
  46. #justnasathings
  47. #lifehacks
  48. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  49. #Long_Exposure
  50. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  51. #me #throwbackthursday
  52. #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
  53. #Nailpolish
  54. #nofilter
  55. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  56. #nomakeup #justnatural
  57. #nomakeup #natural
  58. #notallmen
  59. #notamodel #nofilter
  60. #onering #fuckhobbits
  61. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  62. #Photobomb
  63. #rememberthetitans
  64. #satellite #navigation
  65. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  66. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  67. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  68. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  69. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  70. #stublife
  71. #sudowoodoproblems
  72. #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
  73. #this_is_sparta
  74. #Toobigtofall
  75. #toothproblems
  76. #twinsies
  77. #vampiremirrorselfie
  78. #Worstweekever
  79. 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
  80. ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
  81. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  82. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
  83. *Tips fedora*
  84. ...And then we decided it was time to leave
  85. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  86. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  87. 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
  88. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  89. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  90. 3 year olds first lego experience
  91. 4 8 15 16 23 42
  92. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  93. 8.5 hours later...
  94. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  95. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  96. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  97. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  98. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  99. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  100. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  101. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  102. <3 hanging out with saruman
  103. >< ))*>
  104. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  105. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  106. Aaaaaargh
  107. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  108. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  109. about to die lol
  110. ack
  111. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  112. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  113. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  114. actually, around here we itemize our taxes
  115. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  116. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  117. AGHHHHH
  118. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  119. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  120. A job so boring a bird could do it
  121. Alan?
  122. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  123. All flesh is grass
  124. All my selfies be like
  125. Allons-Y!
  126. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  127. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  128. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  129. Always get a full nights rest
  130. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  131. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  132. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  133. amazons newest delivery method
  134. Am I a Pokemon?
  135. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  136. ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
  137. And so the hunt begins!
  138. and suddenly, popcorn
  139. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
  140. And the least of the five evils is....
  141. and then there were nine
  142. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  143. and to think this is where it all started
  144. An eight-stringed octopus?
  145. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  146. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  147. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  148. Another one bites the dust
  149. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  150. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  151. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  152. An unsuccessful bike design...
  153. Any hatchlings in here?
  154. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  155. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  156. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  157. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  158. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  159. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  160. Apparently it's a thing now...
  161. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  162. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  163. apple's new offering: iscream
  164. April Fools!
  165. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  166. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  167. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  168. Are you kidding me?
  169. are you sure this is a commandline?
  170. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
  171. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  172. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  173. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  174. a spherical cow
  175. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
  176. Asteroids hate him!
  177. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  178. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  179. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  180. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  181. As you can see It's windy out here
  182. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  183. At least it stopped bleeding acid
  184. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  185. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  186. australia is not NZ!
  187. AUUUGH
  188. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  189. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  190. A window into my soul
  191. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  192. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  193. Ayyyy LMAO!
  194. back on tinder!
  195. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  196. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  197. Banana invasion in progress
  198. BANANANANANANANANANA
  199. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  200. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  201. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  202. Bay-bae lolz
  203. Bazookateer crossing
  204. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  205. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  206. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  207. Belgium
  208. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  209. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  210. best day evar!!!!
  211. Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
  212. Best Halloween costume yet!
  213. Best map projection ever
  214. best republican caucus ever!
  215. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  216. Beyond Level 256...
  217. big ben is going down.
  218. Big Bird, An orwellian Short
  219. Big bowl of star-flakes
  220. big data strikes back
  221. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  222. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  223. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  224. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  225. bit nosy, aren't you?
  226. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  227. Black begins and wins.
  228. Black box recorder
  229. Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
  230. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  231. Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
  232. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  233. bob ross has only become more powerful in death
  234. bowTieght!
  235. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  236. breakfast in 'merica
  237. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  238. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  239. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  240. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  241. bURMA sHAVE!
  242. Burnination? Huh?
  243. Burrito night
  244. But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
  245. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  246. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  247. Cakephants are my new friends
  248. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  249. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  250. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  251. Cant explain that
  252. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  253. capes are in fashion
  254. Captain obvious strikes again
  255. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  256. Car tiddlywinks proves success
  257. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  258. Cat tax paid
  259. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  260. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  261. Ce n'est pas un canard
  262. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
  263. cest ne pas un pipe
  264. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  265. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  266. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  267. check out my new pet
  268. check out my new sauron fanfic
  269. Check out my new sonic oc!
  270. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  271. check out my usb sword!
  272. Christ, what an asshole.
  273. clever girl.....
  274. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  275. Click to show secret text
  276. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  277. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  278. Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
  279. come on, put on the slippers.
  280. Come on party people, put your hands together
  281. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  282. conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
  283. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  284. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  285. Copernicus: The early years
  286. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  287. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  288. could anyone help me find my contacts?
  289. cowabunga, dudes!
  290. cowabunga dude
  291. crawling and texting #badcombination
  292. crenellate good times, c'Mon!
  293. Crocodile Pink Eye
  294. Cruise Kingdom
  295. cthulu caught me slipping
  296. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  297. curiosity fed the cat
  298. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
  299. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  300. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  301. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  302. DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
  303. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  304. Damn, two o'clock already?
  305. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  306. damned ninjas
  307. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  308. damn tree!
  309. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  310. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  311. Dawn: The Final day
  312. Dawn of the Bread
  313. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  314. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  315. Day 12: it's going well I think
  316. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  317. Daylight spending time!
  318. Da_FEELS###!
  319. Deal with it
  320. Death star model 0.0.73
  321. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  322. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  323. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  324. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  325. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  326. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  327. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  328. did this exist as a microwave?
  329. Diet is working!
  330. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  331. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  332. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  333. diy abortion
  334. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  335. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  336. does my ass look big in this?
  337. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  338. Does my hair look like it's thinning?
  339. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  340. Does this look infected?
  341. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  342. dOG SHAMING
  343. Do I look fat in this photo?
  344. Do I look like a penguin?
  345. DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
  346. Dominos delivers!
  347. Do my feet look fat?
  348. Do my feet smell?
  349. don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
  350. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  351. Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
  352. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  353. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  354. Don't have a cow, man
  355. Don't inhale!
  356. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  357. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  358. Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
  359. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  360. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  361. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  362. Do the Harlem Shake
  363. Down time
  364. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  365. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  366. Do you have a lighter?
  367. do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
  368. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  369. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  370. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  371. Dryads. that is all.
  372. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  373. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  374. DuckDuckGoes!
  375. duckface is the new radians
  376. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  377. Dude, where's my car?
  378. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  379. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  380. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  381. Eating my breakfast!
  382. Eat my shorts
  383. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  384. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  385. emergency butter delivery
  386. engage!
  387. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  388. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  389. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  390. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  391. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  392. every breath you take, every move you make
  393. everyday i'm shoveling
  394. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  395. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  396. everything makes sense now
  397. Everything truly IS awesome!
  398. Evolution of puzzles
  399. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  400. Exes, am I right?
  401. Existance is an illusion
  402. Extreme beer pong
  403. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  404. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
  405. Fancy
  406. father & daughter re-unite!
  407. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  408. feeding my pet
  409. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  410. Field Trip!
  411. File not found ... creating fake file...
  412. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  413. Finally, new tires
  414. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  415. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  416. finally got that squid stache
  417. Finally here!
  418. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  419. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  420. First day at school
  421. First day of school.
  422. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  423. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  424. First post, be friendly
  425. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  426. First time posting, please be nice
  427. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  428. Flat file viewing
  429. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  430. flying car - it is now officially the future
  431. Flying fish had no affect on it
  432. FML
  433. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  434. Foiled again by the bell curve
  435. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  436. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  437. forgot to turn the oven off!
  438. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  439. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  440. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  441. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
  442. for you
  443. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  444. Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
  445. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  446. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  447. Found this mushroom, thought of you
  448. found this on google maps earlier.
  449. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  450. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  451. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  452. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  453. Fucking CAKE
  454. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  455. Fulfilling western ideals!
  456. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  457. funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
  458. furrowed mustache
  459. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  460. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  461. Get that camera out of my face!
  462. get your ass to mars
  463. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  464. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  465. go home elephant you are drunk
  466. Goldilocks party!
  467. Goodnight moon
  468. good old troubleshootin'
  469. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  470. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  471. Go purr yourself!
  472. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  473. Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
  474. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  475. Gotta catch em all.
  476. Got your nose!
  477. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  478. Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
  479. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  480. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  481. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
  482. Great ScotT!
  483. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  484. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  485. Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
  486. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  487. Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
  488. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  489. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  490. Had to settle for a beard
  491. ha ha ha... no.
  492. haha oh my cat
  493. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  494. HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
  495. Happy Birthday!
  496. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  497. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  498. Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
  499. Has science gone too far?
  500. Hat in the cat strike back!
  501. Have fun in the Alps lol
  502. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  503. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  504. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  505. He's been there for three days
  506. He did say it was edible
  507. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  508. He left me! :ccc
  509. hello darkness my old friend
  510. Help! HELP! I need an adult
  511. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  512. HELP I'M just a pheasant
  513. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  514. help wanted. inquire within.
  515. He nailed it!
  516. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  517. Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
  518. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  519. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  520. He was never seen again
  521. Hey! My cloaca is down here!
  522. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  523. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  524. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  525. Hey guys, watch this
  526. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  527. hgghjg
  528. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  529. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  530. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  531. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  532. HODOR!
  533. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  534. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  535. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  536. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  537. Hoping this makes it past customs
  538. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  539. Houston, we are the problem
  540. Hoverboard to full power!
  541. how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
  542. How did I get here?
  543. How did I get here?!?
  544. How did the mars rover get here?
  545. How does this work again?
  546. how do I take photos with this?
  547. how do i turn this off?
  548. how do you get the screensaver off?
  549. How is this still a thing?
  550. How many can there be?
  551. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  552. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  553. I'd call this experiment a success.
  554. I'd tap dat.
  555. I'd tap that
  556. I'll catch it one day
  557. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  558. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  559. i'll never get tired of this.
  560. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  561. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  562. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  563. I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
  564. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  565. I'm a fighter!
  566. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  567. I'm a Real Boy!
  568. I'm a wizard!
  569. i'm being ironic
  570. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  571. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  572. I'm lost without your love, baby
  573. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  574. I'm never going on chatroulette again
  575. I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
  576. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  577. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  578. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  579. i'm now 75% more efficient
  580. I 'M out of the acorn
  581. I'm ready!
  582. i'm really diggin' your shovel
  583. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  584. I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
  585. I've been robbed!
  586. I've discovered a new clean-power source
  587. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  588. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  589. i've made a huge mistake
  590. I've made a huge mistake
  591. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  592. i've never felt so alone.
  593. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  594. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  595. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  596. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  597. I am a beautiful person.
  598. I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
  599. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  600. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  601. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  602. I believe in an afterbirth.
  603. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  604. I blame supernasa
  605. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  606. I broke cookie clicker...
  607. i broke it
  608. I broke the etch & sketch
  609. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  610. I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
  611. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  612. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  613. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  614. I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
  615. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  616. I can has cheezburger?
  617. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  618. I can take photos with my teeth!
  619. I can walk on my hands
  620. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  621. I CHOOSE YOU!
  622. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  623. I don't get it either.
  624. i don't have time for this!
  625. I don't know
  626. I don't know how to play...
  627. I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
  628. I don't regret pressing the button
  629. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  630. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  631. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  632. I don't think this is working
  633. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  634. I don't want to set the world on fire
  635. i do the same thing at frat parties
  636. I dream of death
  637. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  638. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  639. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  640. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  641. If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
  642. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  643. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  644. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  645. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  646. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  647. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  648. I forgot to get a plane
  649. I forgot to turn the tap off lol
  650. I fought the law. They won
  651. I found a three fingered kitten!
  652. I found it!!!!!!!
  653. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  654. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  655. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  656. If you're brave enough...
  657. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  658. If you've got a moustache...
  659. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  660. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  661. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  662. I got a new geigerteller
  663. I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
  664. I got the job!
  665. I got this in the mail today
  666. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  667. I has a sad
  668. i hate it when this happens
  669. I hate this channel
  670. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  671. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  672. i have a bad feeling about this.
  673. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  674. I have never been happy
  675. I have tasted many fish
  676. i invented a thing
  677. I just bought this
  678. I just can't see the point anymore
  679. I just don't get recursion.
  680. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  681. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  682. I just want to watch the world burn
  683. Ikea art
  684. I knew I nailed it!
  685. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  686. I knew there would be side effects
  687. I like this picture
  688. I loled my head off!!!
  689. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  690. I lost my tooth
  691. I lost my wits
  692. I lost my wrist
  693. i love a good featureless white void
  694. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  695. I love star wars!
  696. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  697. i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
  698. I mistook myself for a bird
  699. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  700. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  701. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  702. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  703. i need to do my laundry more often.
  704. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  705. I never understood that part of the bibile
  706. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  707. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  708. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  709. in line at the dmv
  710. In my dreams I'm always strong
  711. inner city air conditioning
  712. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  713. International relationships are getting worse
  714. intertial reference frame, activate!
  715. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  716. in theathers, close to you
  717. in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
  718. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  719. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  720. introducing the yolo distribution
  721. I only wanted a cheeseburger
  722. i pushed this. was that bad?
  723. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  724. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  725. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  726. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  727. I say: nuts to that!
  728. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  729. I sentence you to deliciousness!
  730. is good idea yes
  731. I should really separate those
  732. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  733. is it midnight yet?
  734. Is it really today, already?
  735. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
  736. I solved the debt crisis!
  737. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  738. Is that a new pokemon?
  739. is that a war walrus?
  740. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  741. is the eject button meant to do this?
  742. Is there really any point? FML
  743. IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
  744. Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
  745. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  746. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  747. is this just a fantasy?
  748. Is this real life?
  749. Is this room 101?
  750. Is this too cheesy?
  751. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  752. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  753. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  754. It's a cat ass trophy
  755. It's a Finger trap
  756. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  757. it's bicycles all the way down
  758. It's bigger after you put it together.
  759. it's fun to do bad things
  760. it's in a good part of town
  761. it's like rain on your wedding day!
  762. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  763. It's not a good part of town
  764. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  765. it's not what you think
  766. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  767. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  768. it's pretty dark in this box
  769. It's smaller on the outside
  770. It's the little things
  771. it all fits together, guys!
  772. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  773. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  774. I think I can... I think I can
  775. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  776. I think i lost my dorsal fin
  777. I think I need new glasses.
  778. i think i need to get out more.
  779. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  780. I think there's something here
  781. I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
  782. I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
  783. I think this is the wrong python script
  784. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  785. I think we deserved it.
  786. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  787. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  788. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  789. I thought it would be bigger
  790. I thought of it, and it happened
  791. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  792. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  793. It is never safe.
  794. it makes sense if you think about it
  795. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  796. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  797. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  798. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  799. It seemed better in my head
  800. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  801. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  802. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  803. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  804. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  805. It was the rational response
  806. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  807. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  808. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  809. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  810. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  811. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  812. i was gonna eat that
  813. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  814. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  815. I was late
  816. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  817. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  818. I will take that one please
  819. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  820. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  821. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  822. I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
  823. I wonder if it will be friends with me
  824. I wonder what will this lead to...
  825. i wonder why you left me here.
  826. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  827. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  828. Jesus Wept
  829. Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
  830. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  831. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  832. Job interview today.
  833. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  834. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  835. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  836. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  837. Just a little more to the right
  838. just another cat video
  839. Just another day in paradise
  840. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  841. just cos()
  842. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  843. Just Got A new camera phone!
  844. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  845. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  846. Just one of those days
  847. just playing with my pet
  848. Just some home decorating
  849. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  850. just two more trips over the horizon
  851. kang, do i look good in this?
  852. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  853. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  854. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  855. ksp mission success
  856. Lack of cucumbers
  857. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  858. last march of the ents
  859. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  860. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  861. leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
  862. leapfrog, anyone?
  863. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  864. Legal Issues
  865. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  866. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  867. Let's have a blinking contest
  868. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  869. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  870. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  871. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  872. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  873. Life on the moon.
  874. Life outside the matrix
  875. Light traffic today.
  876. Like a G6, baby, like a g6
  877. like my new haircut?
  878. Like my new nails?
  879. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  880. lol, no i didn't jump
  881. London
  882. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  883. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  884. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  885. look at me, i'm from England!
  886. Look at me jumping!
  887. Look at my dollar coin
  888. Look at my new blue dress!
  889. look at my new dog!
  890. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  891. Look at that fart propulsion
  892. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  893. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  894. look ma, no hands!
  895. Look man, it's never gonna happen
  896. Look out!
  897. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
  898. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  899. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  900. look what happened to my satellite
  901. look what i found underneath my pillow
  902. Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
  903. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  904. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  905. Love is creepy
  906. love it!
  907. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  908. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  909. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  910. Macklemore concert was awesome!
  911. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  912. Magnificent as fuck
  913. Magnified 10,000 times
  914. Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
  915. Making a selfie.
  916. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  917. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  918. Man, it's windy
  919. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  920. Man, that was the best party in my life
  921. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  922. Man in the Moon slumming
  923. Man or mouse? No need to decide!
  924. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  925. Mari-OH
  926. mario Kart is harder in real life
  927. married a cat
  928. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  929. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  930. Massive orgy reaches climax
  931. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  932. Maths are hard
  933. Max gentleman
  934. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  935. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  936. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  937. Me, before the topical ointment
  938. me and all my friends
  939. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  940. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  941. Me llamo t-bone
  942. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  943. Mentos and lava
  944. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  945. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  946. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  947. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  948. Minimalist cat
  949. Minister! We're running out of time.
  950. Mistakes were made.
  951. Mmm, Spider cake!
  952. mmm...vegemite...
  953. Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
  954. Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
  955. Monday mornings
  956. monkey movember
  957. moo!
  958. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  959. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  960. Moses lied to me.
  961. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  962. Muahahahahahah
  963. My 7 picture is upside down
  964. My baby is learning how to write!
  965. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  966. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  967. My cat barfed this out
  968. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  969. My cat is cuter than yours.
  970. my cat is sick
  971. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  972. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  973. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  974. My clothes need a wash...
  975. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  976. My dad in the army
  977. My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
  978. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  979. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  980. My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
  981. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  982. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  983. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  984. My gout's acting up again
  985. My halloween costume
  986. My hero
  987. My Hobby: freaking people out
  988. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  989. My hobby: photography
  990. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  991. My house is my castle
  992. my lasik didn't go so well.
  993. MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
  994. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  995. my new boss
  996. My new cat is awesome
  997. my new duvet cover!
  998. My new haircut!
  999. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  1000. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  1001. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  1002. My new tattoo
  1003. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  1004. My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
  1005. My nose will grow now.
  1006. My parents took away my phone privileges
  1007. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  1008. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  1009. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  1010. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  1011. My selfie stick broke.
  1012. My server cooling system.
  1013. my taco face
  1014. My tastes are very... singular
  1015. mYTH BUSTED!
  1016. my toothache has got worse recently
  1017. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  1018. my wonderful dad!
  1019. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  1020. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
  1021. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  1022. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  1023. Nasa is fully funded
  1024. Need a Haircut
  1025. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  1026. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  1027. Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
  1028. Never divide by zero
  1029. Never gonna give you up...
  1030. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  1031. New amazon product
  1032. New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
  1033. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  1034. New car flipping world record set
  1035. new drupal logo
  1036. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  1037. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  1038. New haircut!
  1039. New headcanon:
  1040. New means to help collect more evidence
  1041. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  1042. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  1043. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  1044. new phone who dis
  1045. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  1046. New Super Mario bros in real life!
  1047. new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
  1048. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  1049. NICE MULTIPANTS
  1050. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  1051. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  1052. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  1053. NO. JUST NO.
  1054. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  1055. No guitar without a sombrero
  1056. No lie, this is delicious
  1057. Nom nom nom
  1058. nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
  1059. No more sorrow!
  1060. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  1061. no one ever suspected the shovel
  1062. Nope nope nope nope nope
  1063. No regrets on this new roofing material
  1064. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  1065. Not a fruit
  1066. Not Again :(
  1067. Not as healthy as it looks
  1068. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  1069. Not even once
  1070. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
  1071. Nothing new under the sun
  1072. Notice anything different?
  1073. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  1074. Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
  1075. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  1076. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  1077. no wonder the cat always sits here
  1078. Now turn it upside-down
  1079. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  1080. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  1081. now you're hungry too.
  1082. NUTS!
  1083. Obama pardons Santa claus
  1084. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  1085. Oh, Canada...
  1086. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  1087. Oh, that's where I left them!
  1088. Oh bother not again
  1089. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  1090. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  1091. Oh God! It's happening again!
  1092. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  1093. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  1094. Oh god is it still following me?
  1095. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  1096. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  1097. Oh here we go
  1098. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  1099. oh look, a penny
  1100. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  1101. Oh No! Not again!
  1102. Oh no! Not Again.
  1103. Oh no! Not again.
  1104. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  1105. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  1106. Oh no, it's the moon
  1107. oh no you didn't
  1108. Oh shit, not again.
  1109. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  1110. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  1111. Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
  1112. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  1113. omfg, space bugs
  1114. OMG! Kittens!
  1115. OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
  1116. OMG Becky look at her butt
  1117. OMG I cannot even
  1118. omg too much chiplote
  1119. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  1120. one does not simply wok into mordor
  1121. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  1122. One of the less popular Transformers.
  1123. One of these things doesn't belong.
  1124. One of those mornings...
  1125. One year ago I looked like this
  1126. only 90 kids will remember this.
  1127. only 90s kids will get this!
  1128. Only 90s kids will remember
  1129. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  1130. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  1131. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  1132. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  1133. Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
  1134. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  1135. Oops.
  1136. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  1137. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  1138. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  1139. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  1140. Ow.
  1141. Oy, my giblets!
  1142. Pac-man's missing piece
  1143. Pants Optional
  1144. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  1145. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  1146. Park and ride
  1147. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  1148. Parlez vous Francais?
  1149. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  1150. passed another hitch hiker
  1151. peacekeeping mission is a total success
  1152. peeling back the pages of history
  1153. Penguins are people too #equality
  1154. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  1155. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  1156. Perspective issues
  1157. Philae lander found!
  1158. photobombed again
  1159. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  1160. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  1161. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  1162. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  1163. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  1164. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  1165. Picking mushrooms
  1166. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  1167. picture of my boyfriend
  1168. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  1169. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  1170. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  1171. Pizza TIME
  1172. play it cool
  1173. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  1174. Please send help.
  1175. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  1176. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  1177. PostPostModern art
  1178. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  1179. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  1180. Press 'continue' to abort.
  1181. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  1182. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  1183. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  1184. Prius Love
  1185. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  1186. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  1187. Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
  1188. Proof: loch ness monster.
  1189. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  1190. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  1191. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  1192. prototype soccer ball
  1193. PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
  1194. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  1195.  ?????????????
  1196. quack quack, motherflipper
  1197. Quite.
  1198. QWANTZ Fanfic
  1199. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  1200. Ramen is squishy and soft
  1201. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  1202. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  1203. real letters have curves #Serif
  1204. really not how I thought I would die
  1205. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  1206. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
  1207. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  1208. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  1209. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  1210. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  1211. reverse et
  1212. reverse microwave oven
  1213. rm -rf /
  1214. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  1215. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  1216. Robots in much better disguise
  1217. Rock, paper, FACE
  1218. rodeo!!
  1219. Rollerskating always was overrated
  1220. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  1221. run little ghost, run!
  1222. sad cow is sad
  1223. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  1224. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  1225. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  1226. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  1227. Sarlac ball pit!
  1228. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  1229. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  1230. school's out!
  1231. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  1232. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  1233. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1234. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  1235. searching for brain, found this instead
  1236. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  1237. See it again in slo mo
  1238. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  1239. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  1240. Selfie #Nofilter
  1241. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  1242. Selfie in the morning
  1243. Self Portrait: Complete.
  1244. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1245. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  1246. share and enjoy
  1247. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  1248. She's got interesting taste in men.
  1249. should i see a doctor about this?
  1250. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  1251. SIDE GOER 4
  1252. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  1253. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  1254. smiling is for optimists
  1255. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  1256. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  1257. So, it has come to this...
  1258. so, scientology...
  1259. So, this happened.
  1260. So...Magnets, right?
  1261. So... those were real
  1262. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  1263. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  1264. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
  1265. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  1266. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  1267. Solo Thumbwar
  1268. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  1269. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  1270. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  1271. someone take this banana off my face
  1272. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  1273. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  1274. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  1275. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  1276. SOmething went wrong while shaving...
  1277. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  1278. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  1279. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  1280. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  1281. Somewhere, this exists.
  1282. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  1283. Soon. Soon...
  1284. sorry dad
  1285. Sorry for the potato quality.
  1286. Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
  1287. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  1288. So thats What Jesus did
  1289. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  1290. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  1291. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1292. Spaaaaaaaace!
  1293. Space from my window
  1294. Spiders. Nope.
  1295. Spring has sprang
  1296. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  1297. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  1298. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  1299. stay away from my eggcorns
  1300. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  1301. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  1302. step one: cut a hole in the box
  1303. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  1304. Steve is realxing
  1305. still, i think it was a good idea
  1306. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  1307. still better than last year in ottawa
  1308. stipple slash of saturn
  1309. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1310. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  1311. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1312. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  1313. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  1314. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  1315. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  1316. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  1317. such lambda
  1318. Sun deflation: optimal
  1319. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  1320. super high intensity training at NORAD
  1321. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  1322. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  1323. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  1324. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  1325. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  1326. taken from earth orbit
  1327. take that atheists
  1328. take two, they are small
  1329. Talking to my fans...
  1330. Tamper-Proof
  1331. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  1332. Target Found.
  1333. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1334. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  1335. terminal velocity is a myth
  1336. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  1337. Thanks!
  1338. Thanks Obama!
  1339. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  1340. That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
  1341. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  1342. That's just not very funny
  1343. that's me!
  1344. THAT'S NO MOON
  1345. That's not a chicken
  1346. That's not a nut!
  1347. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  1348. that's one nasty burn!
  1349. That's too much, man!
  1350. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  1351. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  1352. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  1353. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  1354. That is one dapper bird.
  1355. That sweater is so 2013
  1356. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1357. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  1358. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  1359. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  1360. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  1361. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  1362. The best brick joke possible.
  1363. The birds found the hobbit hole
  1364. The building blocks of life
  1365. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  1366. The cat brought in another bird.
  1367. the charge of the light brigade
  1368. The choice is simple.
  1369. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1370. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  1371. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  1372. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  1373. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  1374. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  1375. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  1376. The dress is black and white!
  1377. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  1378. The ents met the triffids
  1379. the event horizon returned
  1380. The evolution of fun
  1381. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  1382. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  1383. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  1384. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  1385. The French space program
  1386. the game begins...
  1387. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  1388. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  1389. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  1390. the hills have eyes
  1391. The HORROR!
  1392. The horrors of war
  1393. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  1394. The infamous Snow-muon.
  1395. their love was doomed from the start...
  1396. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  1397. The knids are hungry
  1398. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  1399. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  1400. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
  1401. The last thing you see before you die
  1402. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  1403. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  1404. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1405. The Little Borg Prince
  1406. Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
  1407. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  1408. The magic smoke escaped :(
  1409. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  1410. The moon landing was a lie
  1411. The moon looks weird today
  1412. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  1413. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  1414. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  1415. The newest Olympic sport
  1416. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  1417. The next generation of crypto currencies
  1418. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1419. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  1420. the only people for me are the mad ones
  1421. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  1422. The Prodigy is in town!
  1423. The prophecy was true!
  1424. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  1425. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  1426. There's a third bump, growing fast
  1427. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  1428. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  1429. There goes the neighborhood...
  1430. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  1431. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  1432. there snow such thing as global warming
  1433. the rest is darkness and decay
  1434. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  1435. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  1436. the saddest moment of my childhood
  1437. These aren't my sandwiches
  1438. The second mouse gets the cheese
  1439. These cravings will never stop
  1440. The secret to infinite storage space
  1441. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  1442. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  1443. The side of my car. #roadrage
  1444. The signal came from this sector
  1445. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  1446. The solution to all life's problems
  1447. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  1448. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  1449. the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
  1450. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  1451. The taste stays with you forever
  1452. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  1453. The time has come.
  1454. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  1455. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  1456. The unforgiving war on health
  1457. The view outside of my airplane window.
  1458. The vlog was better than the movie
  1459. the way of the future
  1460. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  1461. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  1462. they're all dead, dave.
  1463. They're all watching me
  1464. They're watching us.
  1465. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  1466. they dont need us anymore
  1467. they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
  1468. they said be careful, we said yolo
  1469. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1470. they said we couldn't play god
  1471. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  1472. They see me rolling, they hating
  1473. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  1474. The Zebra was lying down
  1475. Things Lost in couch cushions
  1476. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  1477. This apple got a face on it dog
  1478. This caught my eye
  1479. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  1480. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  1481. this didn't last long.
  1482. This elevator has no 'down'!
  1483. This explains everything
  1484. This explains it all
  1485. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  1486. This guy...
  1487. this guy keeps following me
  1488. this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
  1489. This is a cat
  1490. This is a good idea
  1491. THis is a love/hate poem.
  1492. This is exactly what you think it is
  1493. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  1494. This is how you get ants!
  1495. this is just a tribute #thed
  1496. This is just like my 5th birthday party.
  1497. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  1498. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  1499. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  1500. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  1501. this is not what i meant it to be
  1502. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  1503. This is still what I had for breakfast
  1504. This is symbolic.
  1505. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  1506. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  1507. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1508. This is twitter, right? #confused
  1509. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1510. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
  1511. This is what happiness looks like
  1512. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  1513. This is what i had for breakfast
  1514. This is why I'm not an EMT
  1515. This is why we can't have good things
  1516. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  1517. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  1518. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
  1519. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  1520. This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
  1521. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  1522. This needs a motivational text
  1523. This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
  1524. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  1525. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  1526. This photo mooves me
  1527. This photo was taken from my basement
  1528. This photo was taken from my iphone
  1529. this plot is odd.
  1530. This squirrel really knows how to cook
  1531. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
  1532. this was in the bible
  1533. this was my inspiration
  1534. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  1535. This was the most unkindest cut of all
  1536. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  1537. those weren't Altoids.
  1538. Threaten large birds... check.
  1539. throwing epic shade!
  1540. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  1541. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1542. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  1543. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  1544. today's to do list
  1545. Today i am a Chinese clock
  1546. Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
  1547. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  1548. To infinity and Birdyond!
  1549. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  1550. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  1551. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  1552. too much lens flare?
  1553. too much right beef
  1554. Top of the world
  1555. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  1556. To the victor go the spoils.
  1557. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  1558. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  1559. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  1560. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1561. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  1562. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  1563. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  1564. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  1565. True Self-Control
  1566. truly, i am euphoric
  1567. Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
  1568. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  1569. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  1570. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  1571. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  1572. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  1573. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  1574. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  1575. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  1576. two great tastes that go great together
  1577. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  1578. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  1579. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  1580. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  1581. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  1582. unhappy in space
  1583. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  1584. Universe man, Universe man...
  1585. Unzipped sock
  1586. USB SUX
  1587. Use the force responsibly.
  1588. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  1589. Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
  1590. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  1591. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  1592. Vegans gonna hate
  1593. Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
  1594. vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
  1595. Visited mom today
  1596. Visual representation of Dubstep
  1597. void main() { fork; }
  1598. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  1599. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  1600. Wait, you can see that too
  1601. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  1602. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1603. Wait for it...
  1604. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1605. Wake up, sheeple.
  1606. wake up sheeple!
  1607. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  1608. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  1609. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  1610. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  1611. WARRRBLGARBL
  1612. watching dune on shrooms
  1613. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  1614. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  1615. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  1616. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  1617. We've given up trying to justify this.
  1618. We've got a problem
  1619. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  1620. We are not men. we are devo.
  1621. Weather's Crazy today
  1622. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  1623. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  1624. We didn't start the fire
  1625. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
  1626. Weeeee!!!
  1627. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  1628. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  1629. we have the technology.
  1630. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  1631. welcome to Argentina
  1632. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  1633. welcome to the internet
  1634. welcome to the space jam
  1635. We live in a golden age!
  1636. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  1637. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  1638. Well, now this is a thing.
  1639. well, so much for the space program
  1640. Well, this is a puzzling development.
  1641. well, this really puts things in perspective.
  1642. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  1643. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  1644. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  1645. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  1646. we sail the ocean orange
  1647. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  1648. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1649. Whale Selfie!
  1650. what's a lens cap?
  1651. What's this thing here in the bathroom?
  1652. What, Me worry?
  1653. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  1654. what a bummer
  1655. WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
  1656. What are pixels?
  1657. What are you, a dictionary?
  1658. What could go wrong?
  1659. What could possibly go wrong™?
  1660. What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
  1661. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  1662. What do you see? I see a cat!
  1663. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  1664. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  1665. What has science done?!
  1666. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1667. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  1668. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  1669. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  1670. What is your Pony Personality?
  1671. What? It's always that color.
  1672. what to have for breakfast?
  1673. When everything looks like a hammer
  1674. When in doubt, just blow on it!
  1675. When pandas have nightmares
  1676. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  1677. When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
  1678. When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
  1679. When you get a perfect score on your test
  1680. when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
  1681. when you see it...
  1682. Where are the three sea shells?
  1683. Where did THAT come from?
  1684. Where did this road come from?!?
  1685. where do all the cheetos go
  1686. Where do I plug this in?
  1687. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  1688. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
  1689. where to buy spanish ham ?
  1690. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  1691. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  1692. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  1693. Who came first?
  1694. who do you think I am?
  1695. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  1696. whoops GPS error
  1697. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  1698. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
  1699. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  1700. who sent me a bobcat?
  1701. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  1702. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  1703. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  1704. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  1705. Why are there ants on my face?!
  1706. Why did it have to end this Way?
  1707. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1708. Why do dogs like this?
  1709. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  1710. Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
  1711. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  1712. Why do people do this?
  1713. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  1714. Why potato why?
  1715. Why?
  1716. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  1717. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  1718. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  1719. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  1720. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1721. worst horse ever :(
  1722. Worst pokemon ever
  1723. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  1724. Worth it for the karma.
  1725. would you choose the microwave over this?
  1726. Would you like to play a game?
  1727. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1728. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  1729. Wow. Just, Wow.
  1730. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1731. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  1732. WTF!?
  1733. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  1734. Yeah... never gonna happen
  1735. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  1736. YES
  1737. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  1738. yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
  1739. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  1740. you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
  1741. You'll never guess what happens next...
  1742. You are not a good person
  1743. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1744. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  1745. You did what in my tuba?
  1746. you know, for kids
  1747. you know what they say about guys with big feet
  1748. You must be new here.
  1749. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  1750. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  1751. You want to know how i got these scars?
  1752. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  1753. Zeus takes his revenge
  1754. Zoidgebra 101
  1755. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1756. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  1757. [user was banned for this text]
  1758. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  1759. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  1760. ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
  1761. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1762. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  1763. ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
  1764. 突っ込むところもねい!
  1765. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1766. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1767. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
  1768. 💩

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  1. "Bake him away, toys"
  2. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  3. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  4. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  5. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  6. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  7. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  8. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  9. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  10. #bedhead
  11. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  12. #bornthisway
  13. #BROKEN
  14. #CATSANDBIRDS
  15. #caturday
  16. #comfortfood
  17. #Compromise
  18. #DARE to #DREAM
  19. #delfie
  20. #Donthate #Truelove
  21. #DrinkSaltwater
  22. #duckface
  23. #fallingfromorbit
  24. #flavorbomb
  25. #giganticflower #headshot
  26. #GOD
  27. #gps be like
  28. #hashtag
  29. #Hopeicanfly
  30. #lifehacks
  31. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  32. #Long_Exposure
  33. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  34. #me #throwbackthursday
  35. #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
  36. #newhipsterbike
  37. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  38. #nomakeup #natural
  39. #notallmen
  40. #notamodel #nofilter
  41. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  42. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  43. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  44. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  45. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  46. #stublife
  47. #Toobigtofall
  48. #toothproblems
  49. #twinsies
  50. #vampiremirrorselfie
  51. 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
  52. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  53. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  54. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  55. 3 year olds first lego experience
  56. 8.5 hours later...
  57. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  58. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  59. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  60. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  61. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  62. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  63. <3 hanging out with saruman
  64. >< ))*>
  65. Aaaaaargh
  66. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  67. about to die lol
  68. ack
  69. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  70. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  71. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  72. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  73. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  74. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  75. A job so boring a bird could do it
  76. All flesh is grass
  77. Allons-Y!
  78. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  79. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  80. Always get a full nights rest
  81. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  82. amazons newest delivery method
  83. Am I a Pokemon?
  84. Amirite??
  85. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  86. ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
  87. and suddenly, popcorn
  88. and then there were nine
  89. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  90. and to think this is where it all started
  91. An eight-stringed octopus?
  92. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  93. Another one bites the dust
  94. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  95. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  96. An unsuccessful bike design...
  97. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  98. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  99. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  100. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  101. Apparently it's a thing now...
  102. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  103. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  104. apple's new offering: iscream
  105. April Fools!
  106. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  107. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  108. Artistic recreation from new fossil find
  109. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  110. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  111. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  112. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  113. As you can see It's windy out here
  114. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  115. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  116. australia is not NZ!
  117. AUUUGH
  118. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  119. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  120. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  121. back on tinder!
  122. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  123. Banana invasion in progress
  124. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  125. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  126. Bay-bae lolz
  127. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  128. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  129. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  130. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  131. best day evar!!!!
  132. Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
  133. Best Halloween costume yet!
  134. Best map projection ever
  135. best republican caucus ever!
  136. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  137. big ben is going down.
  138. Big bowl of star-flakes
  139. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  140. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  141. bit nosy, aren't you?
  142. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  143. Black box recorder
  144. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  145. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  146. bowTieght!
  147. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  148. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  149. bURMA sHAVE!
  150. Burnination? Huh?
  151. But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
  152. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  153. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  154. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  155. Cant explain that
  156. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  157. Captain obvious strikes again
  158. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  159. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  160. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  161. cest ne pas un pipe
  162. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  163. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  164. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  165. Check out my new sonic oc!
  166. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  167. check out my usb sword!
  168. clever girl.....
  169. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  170. Click to show secret text
  171. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  172. come on, put on the slippers.
  173. Come on party people, put your hands together
  174. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  175. Copernicus: The early years
  176. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  177. crawling and texting #badcombination
  178. cthulu caught me slipping
  179. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  180. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  181. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  182. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  183. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  184. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  185. Dawn of the Bread
  186. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  187. Day 12: it's going well I think
  188. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  189. Daylight spending time!
  190. Da_FEELS###!
  191. Deal with it
  192. Death star model 0.0.73
  193. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  194. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  195. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  196. diy abortion
  197. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  198. Does my hair look like it's thinning?
  199. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  200. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  201. dOG SHAMING
  202. Do I look fat in this photo?
  203. Do I look like a penguin?
  204. Do my feet look fat?
  205. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  206. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  207. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  208. Don't have a cow, man
  209. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  210. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  211. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  212. Do the Harlem Shake
  213. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  214. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  215. Dryads. that is all.
  216. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  217. Dude, where's my car?
  218. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  219. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  220. emergency butter delivery
  221. engage!
  222. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  223. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  224. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  225. every breath you take, every move you make
  226. everyday i'm shoveling
  227. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  228. everything makes sense now
  229. Everything truly IS awesome!
  230. Evolution of puzzles
  231. Extreme beer pong
  232. Fancy
  233. father & daughter re-unite!
  234. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  235. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  236. Field Trip!
  237. File not found ... creating fake file...
  238. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  239. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  240. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  241. finally got that squid stache
  242. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  243. First day of school.
  244. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  245. First post, be friendly
  246. First time posting, please be nice
  247. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  248. flying car - it is now officially the future
  249. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  250. Foiled again by the bell curve
  251. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  252. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  253. forgot to turn the oven off!
  254. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  255. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  256. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  257. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  258. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  259. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  260. Fucking CAKE
  261. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  262. furrowed mustache
  263. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  264. get your ass to mars
  265. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  266. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  267. go home elephant you are drunk
  268. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  269. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  270. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  271. gotta take big ben down a peg
  272. Got your nose!
  273. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  274. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  275. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
  276. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  277. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  278. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  279. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  280. Had to settle for a beard
  281. ha ha ha... no.
  282. haha oh my cat
  283. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  284. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  285. Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
  286. He did say it was edible
  287. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  288. hello darkness my old friend
  289. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  290. help wanted. inquire within.
  291. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  292. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  293. He was never seen again
  294. Hey! My cloaca is down here!
  295. Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
  296. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  297. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  298. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  299. hobbitses
  300. HODOR!
  301. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  302. Holy Meals on Wheels
  303. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  304. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  305. How's My new haircut?
  306. How many can there be?
  307. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  308. I'd call this experiment a success.
  309. I'd tap dat.
  310. I'll catch it one day
  311. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  312. i'll never get tired of this.
  313. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  314. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  315. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  316. I'm a fighter!
  317. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  318. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  319. I'm lost without your love, baby
  320. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  321. I'm never going on chatroulette again
  322. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  323. i'm now 75% more efficient
  324. I 'M out of the acorn
  325. I'm ready!
  326. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  327. I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
  328. I've been robbed!
  329. I've discovered a new clean-power source
  330. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  331. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  332. I've made a huge mistake
  333. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  334. i've never felt so alone.
  335. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  336. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  337. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  338. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  339. I blame supernasa
  340. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  341. I broke cookie clicker...
  342. I broke the etch & sketch
  343. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  344. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  345. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  346. I can has cheezburger?
  347. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  348. I can take photos with my teeth!
  349. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  350. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  351. I don't get it either.
  352. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  353. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  354. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  355. I don't think this is working
  356. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  357. I dream of death
  358. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  359. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  360. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  361. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  362. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  363. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  364. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  365. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  366. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  367. I found a three fingered kitten!
  368. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  369. If you're brave enough...
  370. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  371. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  372. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  373. I got the job!
  374. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  375. i hate it when this happens
  376. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  377. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  378. i have a bad feeling about this.
  379. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  380. I just bought this
  381. I just can't see the point anymore
  382. I just don't get recursion.
  383. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  384. I just want to watch the world burn
  385. Ikea art
  386. I knew there would be side effects
  387. i love a good featureless white void
  388. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  389. I love star wars!
  390. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  391. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  392. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  393. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  394. i need to do my laundry more often.
  395. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  396. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  397. in line at the dmv
  398. In my dreams I'm always strong
  399. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  400. International relationships are getting worse
  401. intertial reference frame, activate!
  402. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  403. in theathers, close to you
  404. in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
  405. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  406. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  407. i pushed this. was that bad?
  408. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  409. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  410. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  411. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  412. I say: nuts to that!
  413. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  414. is good idea yes
  415. I solved the debt crisis!
  416. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  417. Is that a new pokemon?
  418. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  419. Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
  420. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  421. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  422. Is this real life?
  423. Is this room 101?
  424. Is this too cheesy?
  425. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  426. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  427. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  428. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  429. It's bigger after you put it together.
  430. it's fun to do bad things
  431. it's in a good part of town
  432. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  433. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  434. It's the little things
  435. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  436. I think I need new glasses.
  437. i think i need to get out more.
  438. I think there's something here
  439. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  440. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  441. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  442. I thought it would be bigger
  443. I thought of it, and it happened
  444. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  445. It is never safe.
  446. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  447. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  448. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  449. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  450. It seemed better in my head
  451. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  452. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  453. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  454. It was the rational response
  455. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  456. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  457. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  458. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  459. I was late
  460. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  461. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  462. i wonder why you left me here.
  463. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  464. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  465. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  466. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  467. Just another day in paradise
  468. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  469. Just Got A new camera phone!
  470. Just one of those days
  471. just playing with my pet
  472. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  473. kang, do i look good in this?
  474. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  475. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  476. ksp mission success
  477. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  478. last march of the ents
  479. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  480. Legal Issues
  481. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  482. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  483. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  484. Light traffic today.
  485. like my new haircut?
  486. Like my new nails?
  487. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  488. London
  489. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  490. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  491. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  492. Look at me jumping!
  493. Look at my dollar coin
  494. Look at my new blue dress!
  495. look at my new dog!
  496. Look at that fart propulsion
  497. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  498. look ma, no hands!
  499. look what happened to my satellite
  500. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  501. love it!
  502. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  503. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  504. Macklemore concert was awesome!
  505. Magnificent as fuck
  506. Magnified 10,000 times
  507. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  508. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  509. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  510. Mari-OH
  511. mario Kart is harder in real life
  512. married a cat
  513. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  514. Maths are hard
  515. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  516. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  517. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  518. Me, before the topical ointment
  519. me and all my friends
  520. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  521. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  522. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  523. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  524. Minimalist cat
  525. Minister! We're running out of time.
  526. Mistakes were made.
  527. Mmm, Spider cake!
  528. Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
  529. Monday mornings
  530. monkey movember
  531. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  532. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  533. Moses lied to me.
  534. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  535. My 7 picture is upside down
  536. My baby is learning how to write!
  537. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  538. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  539. My cat barfed this out
  540. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  541. My cat is cuter than yours.
  542. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  543. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  544. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  545. My clothes need a wash...
  546. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  547. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  548. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  549. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  550. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  551. My gout's acting up again
  552. My Hobby: freaking people out
  553. My house is my castle
  554. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  555. my new boss
  556. My new cat is awesome
  557. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  558. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  559. My new tattoo
  560. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  561. My nose will grow now.
  562. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  563. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  564. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  565. My selfie stick broke.
  566. Myspace tom to ground control-
  567. My tastes are very... singular
  568. mYTH BUSTED!
  569. my toothache has got worse recently
  570. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  571. my wonderful dad!
  572. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  573. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  574. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  575. Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
  576. Never gonna give you up...
  577. New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
  578. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  579. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  580. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  581. New haircut!
  582. New means to help collect more evidence
  583. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  584. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  585. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  586. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  587. NO. JUST NO.
  588. No guitar without a sombrero
  589. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  590. no one ever suspected the shovel
  591. Nope nope nope nope nope
  592. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  593. Not a fruit
  594. Not Again :(
  595. Nothing new under the sun
  596. Notice anything different?
  597. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  598. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  599. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  600. no wonder the cat always sits here
  601. Now turn it upside-down
  602. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  603. now you're hungry too.
  604. NUTS!
  605. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  606. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  607. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  608. Oh God! It's happening again!
  609. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  610. Oh god is it still following me?
  611. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  612. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  613. Oh here we go
  614. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  615. oh look, a penny
  616. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  617. Oh no! Not again.
  618. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  619. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  620. Oh no, it's the moon
  621. oh no you didn't
  622. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  623. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  624. omfg, space bugs
  625. OMG! Kittens!
  626. OMG Becky look at her butt
  627. one does not simply wok into mordor
  628. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  629. One of the less popular Transformers.
  630. One of these things doesn't belong.
  631. One of those mornings...
  632. One year ago I looked like this
  633. only 90s kids will get this!
  634. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  635. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  636. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  637. Oops.
  638. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  639. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  640. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  641. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  642. Ow.
  643. Oy, my giblets!
  644. Pac-man's missing piece
  645. Pants Optional
  646. Park and ride
  647. Parlez vous Francais?
  648. passed another hitch hiker
  649. Penguins are people too #equality
  650. Perspective issues
  651. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  652. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  653. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  654. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  655. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  656. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  657. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  658. Pizza TIME
  659. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  660. PostPostModern art
  661. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  662. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  663. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  664. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  665. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  666. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  667. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  668.  ???? USA! USA! ????
  669. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  670. Ramen is squishy and soft
  671. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  672. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  673. real letters have curves #Serif
  674. really not how I thought I would die
  675. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  676. rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
  677. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  678. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  679. rm -rf /
  680. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  681. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  682. rodeo!!
  683. Rollerskating always was overrated
  684. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  685. run little ghost, run!
  686. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  687. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  688. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  689. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  690. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  691. searching for brain, found this instead
  692. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  693. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  694. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  695. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  696. Selfie in the morning
  697. Self Portrait: Complete.
  698. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  699. share and enjoy
  700. should i see a doctor about this?
  701. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  702. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  703. smiling is for optimists
  704. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  705. So, it has come to this...
  706. So, this happened.
  707. So...Magnets, right?
  708. So... those were real
  709. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  710. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  711. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  712. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  713. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  714. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  715. someone take this banana off my face
  716. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  717. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  718. Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
  719. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  720. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  721. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  722. Somewhere, this exists.
  723. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  724. Sorry for the potato quality.
  725. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  726. Spaaaaaaaace!
  727. Spiders. Nope.
  728. Spring has sprang
  729. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  730. stay away from my eggcorns
  731. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  732. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  733. step one: cut a hole in the box
  734. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  735. Steve is realxing
  736. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  737. still better than last year in ottawa
  738. stipple slash of saturn
  739. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  740. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  741. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  742. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  743. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  744. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  745. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  746. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  747. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  748. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  749. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  750. take two, they are small
  751. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  752. Target Found.
  753. terminal velocity is a myth
  754. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  755. Thanks!
  756. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  757. That's just not very funny
  758. that's me!
  759. That's not a nut!
  760. that's one nasty burn!
  761. That's too much, man!
  762. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  763. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  764. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  765. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  766. That sweater is so 2013
  767. That was one hell of a party last night.
  768. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  769. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  770. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  771. The best brick joke possible.
  772. The birds found the hobbit hole
  773. The building blocks of life
  774. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  775. the charge of the light brigade
  776. The choice is simple.
  777. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  778. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  779. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  780. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  781. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  782. The dress is black and white!
  783. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  784. The ents met the triffids
  785. the event horizon returned
  786. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  787. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  788. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  789. The French space program
  790. the game begins...
  791. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  792. The HORROR!
  793. their love was doomed from the start...
  794. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  795. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  796. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  797. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  798. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  799. The Little Borg Prince
  800. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  801. The moon landing was a lie
  802. The moon looks weird today
  803. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  804. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  805. The newest Olympic sport
  806. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  807. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  808. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  809. The prophecy was true!
  810. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  811. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  812. There's a third bump, growing fast
  813. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  814. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  815. There goes the neighborhood...
  816. there snow such thing as global warming
  817. The second mouse gets the cheese
  818. These cravings will never stop
  819. The secret to infinite storage space
  820. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  821. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  822. The solution to all life's problems
  823. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  824. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  825. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  826. The time has come.
  827. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  828. The unforgiving war on health
  829. The view outside of my airplane window.
  830. The vlog was better than the movie
  831. the way of the future
  832. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  833. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  834. They're all watching me
  835. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  836. they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
  837. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  838. they said we couldn't play god
  839. They see me rolling, they hating
  840. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  841. The Zebra was lying down
  842. This apple got a face on it dog
  843. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  844. This explains everything
  845. This explains it all
  846. This guy...
  847. This is a cat
  848. This is a good idea
  849. This is exactly what you think it is
  850. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  851. This is how you get ants!
  852. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  853. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  854. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  855. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  856. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  857. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  858. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  859. This is what happiness looks like
  860. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  861. This is what i had for breakfast
  862. This is why I'm not an EMT
  863. This is why we can't have good things
  864. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  865. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  866. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  867. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  868. This photo mooves me
  869. This photo was taken from my basement
  870. This photo was taken from my iphone
  871. this was in the bible
  872. this was my inspiration
  873. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  874. those weren't Altoids.
  875. Threaten large birds... check.
  876. throwing epic shade!
  877. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  878. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  879. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  880. Today i am a Chinese clock
  881. To infinity and Birdyond!
  882. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  883. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  884. too much lens flare?
  885. too much right beef
  886. To the victor go the spoils.
  887. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  888. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  889. Travel the length of these massive bison
  890. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  891. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  892. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  893. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  894. True Self-Control
  895. Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
  896. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  897. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  898. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  899. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  900. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  901. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  902. two great tastes that go great together
  903. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  904. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  905. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  906. unhappy in space
  907. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  908. Universe man, Universe man...
  909. Unzipped sock
  910. USB SUX
  911. Use the force responsibly.
  912. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  913. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  914. vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
  915. Visited mom today
  916. Visual representation of Dubstep
  917. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  918. Wait, you can see that too
  919. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  920. Wait for it...
  921. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  922. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  923. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  924. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  925. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  926. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  927. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  928. We've got a problem
  929. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  930. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  931. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  932. Weeeee!!!
  933. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  934. we have the technology.
  935. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  936. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  937. welcome to the internet
  938. welcome to the space jam
  939. We live in a golden age!
  940. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  941. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  942. Well, now this is a thing.
  943. well, so much for the space program
  944. Well, this is a puzzling development.
  945. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  946. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  947. we sail the ocean orange
  948. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  949. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  950. What's this thing here in the bathroom?
  951. What, Me worry?
  952. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  953. What are you, a dictionary?
  954. What could go wrong?
  955. What could possibly go wrong™?
  956. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  957. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  958. What? It's always that color.
  959. what to have for breakfast?
  960. When everything looks like a hammer
  961. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  962. When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
  963. Where are the three sea shells?
  964. Where did THAT come from?
  965. Where did this road come from?!?
  966. where do all the cheetos go
  967. Where do I plug this in?
  968. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  969. where to buy spanish ham ?
  970. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  971. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  972. Who came first?
  973. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  974. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  975. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  976. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  977. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  978. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  979. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  980. Why are there ants on my face?!
  981. Why did it have to end this Way?
  982. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  983. Why do dogs like this?
  984. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  985. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  986. Why do people do this?
  987. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  988. why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
  989. Why?
  990. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  991. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  992. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  993. Worst pokemon ever
  994. Wow, did you see that??!!
  995. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  996. Wow. Just, Wow.
  997. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  998. WTF!?
  999. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  1000. Yeah... never gonna happen
  1001. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  1002. YES
  1003. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  1004. you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
  1005. You'll never guess what happens next...
  1006. You are not a good person
  1007. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1008. you know, for kids
  1009. You must be new here.
  1010. You want to know how i got these scars?
  1011. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  1012. Zoidgebra 101
  1013. [Metal Gear sound effect]
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  1016. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  1017. ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
  1018. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1019. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  1020. ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
  1021. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
  1022. 💩

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  1. "...The Aristocrats."
  2. "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
  3. "Bake him away, toys"
  4. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  5. "Cat-like Reflexes"
  6. "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
  7. "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
  8. "I am So. Much. More."
  9. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  10. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  11. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  12. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  13. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  14. "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
  15. #720_no_scope
  16. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  17. #awefullyNicetractsofland
  18. #bedhead
  19. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  20. #blessed
  21. #bornthisway
  22. #BROKEN
  23. #CATSANDBIRDS
  24. #caturday
  25. #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
  26. #comfortfood
  27. #Compromise
  28. #DANGERZONE
  29. #DARE to #DREAM
  30. #delfie
  31. #Donthate #Truelove
  32. #drbalanced
  33. #DrinkSaltwater
  34. #duckface
  35. #fallingfromorbit
  36. #flavorbomb
  37. #giganticflower #headshot
  38. #GOD
  39. #gps be like
  40. #hashtag
  41. #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
  42. #hoax
  43. #Hopeicanfly
  44. #illuminati
  45. #imnotracistbut
  46. #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
  47. #justnasathings
  48. #lifehacks
  49. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  50. #lolcats
  51. #Long_Exposure
  52. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  53. #me #throwbackthursday
  54. #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
  55. #Nailpolish
  56. #newhipsterbike
  57. #nofilter
  58. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  59. #nomakeup #justnatural
  60. #nomakeup #natural
  61. #notallmen
  62. #notamodel #nofilter
  63. #onering #fuckhobbits
  64. #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
  65. #parsnipandoldlace
  66. #Photobomb
  67. #rememberthetitans
  68. #satellite #navigation
  69. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  70. #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
  71. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  72. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  73. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  74. #stublife
  75. #sudowoodoproblems
  76. #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
  77. #this_is_sparta
  78. #Toobigtofall
  79. #toothproblems
  80. #twinsies
  81. #vampiremirrorselfie
  82. 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
  83. ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
  84. *Darth Vader Breathing*
  85. *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
  86. *Tips fedora*
  87. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  88. ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
  89. ...monsters from the id...
  90. 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
  91. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  92. 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
  93. 3 year olds first lego experience
  94. 4 8 15 16 23 42
  95. 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
  96. 8.5 hours later...
  97. 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
  98. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  99. 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
  100. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  101. 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
  102. 99 bottles of beer on the wall
  103. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  104. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  105. <3 hanging out with saruman
  106. >< ))*>
  107. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  108. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  109. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  110. Aaaaaargh
  111. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  112. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  113. about to die lol
  114. ack
  115. ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
  116. A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
  117. ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
  118. actually, around here we itemize our taxes
  119. A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
  120. a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
  121. AGHHHHH
  122. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  123. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  124. A job so boring a bird could do it
  125. Alan?
  126. alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
  127. All flesh is grass
  128. All my selfies be like
  129. Allons-Y!
  130. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  131. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  132. almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
  133. always darekst before the dawn
  134. Always get a full nights rest
  135. Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
  136. Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
  137. Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
  138. amazons newest delivery method
  139. Am I a Pokemon?
  140. Amirite??
  141. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  142. ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
  143. And so the hunt begins!
  144. and suddenly, popcorn
  145. AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
  146. And the least of the five evils is....
  147. and then there were nine
  148. And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
  149. and to think this is where it all started
  150. An eight-stringed octopus?
  151. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  152. Angry sofa is angry.
  153. AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
  154. Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
  155. Another one bites the dust
  156. Another victim of 'got your nose!'
  157. Antimater Universe wants a hug.
  158. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  159. An unsuccessful bike design...
  160. Any hatchlings in here?
  161. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  162. Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
  163. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  164. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  165. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  166. Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
  167. Apparently it's a thing now...
  168. Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
  169. Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
  170. apple's new offering: iscream
  171. Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
  172. April Fools!
  173. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  174. Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
  175. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
  176. Are you kidding me?
  177. are you sure this is a commandline?
  178. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  179. As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
  180. As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
  181. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  182. a spherical cow
  183. as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
  184. Asteroids hate him!
  185. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  186. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  187. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  188. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  189. As you can see It's windy out here
  190. at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
  191. At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
  192. at times like this i ask, "why me?"
  193. australia is not NZ!
  194. AUUUGH
  195. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  196. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  197. A window into my soul
  198. awkward! . . .
  199. Aww, honey, don't cry...
  200. Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
  201. Ayyyy LMAO!
  202. back on tinder!
  203. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  204. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  205. Banana invasion in progress
  206. BANANANANANANANANANA
  207. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
  208. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  209. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  210. Bay-bae lolz
  211. Bazookateer crossing
  212. been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
  213. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  214. Before his untimely death.
  215. Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
  216. Belgium
  217. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  218. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  219. best day evar!!!!
  220. Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
  221. Best Halloween costume yet!
  222. Best map projection ever
  223. best republican caucus ever!
  224. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  225. Beyond Level 256...
  226. big ben is going down.
  227. Big Bird, An orwellian Short
  228. Big bowl of star-flakes
  229. big data strikes back
  230. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  231. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  232. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  233. Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
  234. bit nosy, aren't you?
  235. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  236. Black begins and wins.
  237. Black box recorder
  238. Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
  239. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  240. Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
  241. Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
  242. bob ross has only become more powerful in death
  243. bowTieght!
  244. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  245. breakfast in 'merica
  246. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  247. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  248. Bulls don't often sit like this!
  249. Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
  250. bURMA sHAVE!
  251. Burnination? Huh?
  252. Burrito night
  253. But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
  254. But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  255. BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
  256. Cakephants are my new friends
  257. Can't believe what I almost threw away!
  258. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  259. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  260. Cant explain that
  261. Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
  262. capes are in fashion
  263. Captain obvious strikes again
  264. Car broke down on the side of the highway.
  265. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  266. Cat tax paid
  267. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  268. CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
  269. Ce n'est pas un canard
  270. CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
  271. cest ne pas un pipe
  272. Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
  273. Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
  274. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  275. check out my new pet
  276. check out my new sauron fanfic
  277. Check out my new sonic oc!
  278. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  279. check out my usb sword!
  280. Christ, what an asshole.
  281. clever girl.....
  282. Click "Like" when you see it!
  283. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  284. Click to show secret text
  285. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  286. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  287. Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
  288. come on, put on the slippers.
  289. Come on party people, put your hands together
  290. Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
  291. conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
  292. Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
  293. Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
  294. Copernicus: The early years
  295. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  296. Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
  297. could anyone help me find my contacts?
  298. cowabunga, dudes!
  299. cowabunga dude
  300. crawling and texting #badcombination
  301. crenellate good times, c'Mon!
  302. Crocodile Pink Eye
  303. Cruise Kingdom
  304. cthulu caught me slipping
  305. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  306. curiosity fed the cat
  307. Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
  308. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  309. Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
  310. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  311. DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
  312. Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
  313. Damn, two o'clock already?
  314. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  315. damned ninjas
  316. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  317. damn tree!
  318. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  319. Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
  320. Dawn: The Final day
  321. Dawn of the Bread
  322. Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
  323. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  324. Day 12: it's going well I think
  325. Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
  326. Daylight spending time!
  327. Da_FEELS###!
  328. Deal with it
  329. Death star model 0.0.73
  330. Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
  331. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  332. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  333. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  334. devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
  335. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  336. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  337. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  338. discovered a new shortcut for making toast
  339. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  340. diy abortion
  341. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  342. Does anyone know why it is doing this?
  343. does my ass look big in this?
  344. Does my eye look bloodshot?
  345. Does my hair look like it's thinning?
  346. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  347. Does this look infected?
  348. Does this look like pink eye to you?
  349. dOG SHAMING
  350. Do I look fat in this photo?
  351. Do I look like a penguin?
  352. DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
  353. Dominos delivers!
  354. Do my feet look fat?
  355. Do my feet smell?
  356. don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
  357. Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
  358. Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
  359. Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
  360. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  361. Don't have a cow, man
  362. Don't inhale!
  363. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  364. don't worry, it's part of my plan!
  365. Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
  366. Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
  367. Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
  368. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  369. Do the Harlem Shake
  370. Down time
  371. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  372. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  373. Do you have a lighter?
  374. do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
  375. Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
  376. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  377. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  378. Dryads. that is all.
  379. DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
  380. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  381. DuckDuckGoes!
  382. duckface is the new radians
  383. Dude, I can totally catch this!
  384. Dude, where's my car?
  385. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  386. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  387. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  388. Eating my breakfast!
  389. Eat my shorts
  390. Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
  391. Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
  392. elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
  393. emergency butter delivery
  394. engage!
  395. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  396. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  397. Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
  398. Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
  399. ever get the feeling you're being watched?
  400. every breath you take, every move you make
  401. everyday i'm shoveling
  402. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  403. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  404. everything makes sense now
  405. Everything truly IS awesome!
  406. Evolution of puzzles
  407. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  408. Exes, am I right?
  409. Existance is an illusion
  410. Extreme beer pong
  411. FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
  412. Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
  413. Fancy
  414. father & daughter re-unite!
  415. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  416. feeding my pet
  417. FENTON!!! FENTON!
  418. Field Trip!
  419. File not found ... creating fake file...
  420. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  421. Finally, new tires
  422. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  423. finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
  424. finally got that squid stache
  425. Finally here!
  426. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  427. First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
  428. First day of school.
  429. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  430. First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
  431. First post, be friendly
  432. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  433. First time posting, please be nice
  434. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  435. Flat file viewing
  436. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  437. flying car - it is now officially the future
  438. Flying fish had no affect on it
  439. FML
  440. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  441. Foiled again by the bell curve
  442. for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
  443. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  444. forgot to turn the oven off!
  445. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  446. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  447. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  448. for science!
  449. Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
  450. for you
  451. Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
  452. Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
  453. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  454. Found this in my garden, wtf?
  455. Found this mushroom, thought of you
  456. found this on google maps earlier.
  457. Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
  458. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  459. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  460. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  461. Fucking CAKE
  462. FUCK NOT AGAIN
  463. Fulfilling western ideals!
  464. Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
  465. funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
  466. furrowed mustache
  467. Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
  468. George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
  469. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  470. get your ass to mars
  471. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  472. go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
  473. go home elephant you are drunk
  474. Goldilocks party!
  475. gone fishing
  476. Goodnight moon
  477. good old troubleshootin'
  478. Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
  479. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  480. GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
  481. Go purr yourself!
  482. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  483. Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
  484. got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
  485. Gotta catch em all.
  486. gotta take big ben down a peg
  487. Got your nose!
  488. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  489. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  490. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  491. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  492. Great ScotT!
  493. Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
  494. Guess that "sun" was really important after all
  495. Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
  496. Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
  497. Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
  498. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  499. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  500. Had to settle for a beard
  501. ha ha ha... no.
  502. haha oh my cat
  503. Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
  504. HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
  505. Happy Birthday!
  506. Happy Birthday, M C Escher
  507. Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
  508. has anyone seen my force field generator?
  509. Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
  510. Has science gone too far?
  511. Hat in the cat strike back!
  512. Have fun in the Alps lol
  513. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  514. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  515. havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
  516. He's been there for three days
  517. He did say it was edible
  518. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  519. he is so cool
  520. He left me! :ccc
  521. hello darkness my old friend
  522. hello you're on car talk
  523. Help! HELP! I need an adult
  524. Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
  525. HELP I'M just a pheasant
  526. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  527. help wanted. inquire within.
  528. He nailed it!
  529. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  530. Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
  531. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  532. He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
  533. He was never seen again
  534. Hey! My cloaca is down here!
  535. Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
  536. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  537. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  538. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  539. hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
  540. hgghjg
  541. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  542. High Bro, five.
  543. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
  544. Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
  545. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  546. hobbitses
  547. HODOR!
  548. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  549. Holy Meals on Wheels
  550. Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
  551. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  552. Hope that wasn't a granny knot
  553. Hoping this makes it past customs
  554. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  555. Houston, we are the problem
  556. Hoverboard to full power!
  557. How's My new haircut?
  558. how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
  559. How did I get here?
  560. How did I get here?!?
  561. How did the mars rover get here?
  562. How does this work again?
  563. how do I take photos with this?
  564. how do i turn this off?
  565. how do you get the screensaver off?
  566. How is this still a thing?
  567. How many can there be?
  568. how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
  569. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  570. I'd call this experiment a success.
  571. I'd tap dat.
  572. I'd tap that
  573. I'll catch it one day
  574. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  575. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  576. i'll never get tired of this.
  577. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  578. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  579. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  580. I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
  581. I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
  582. I'm a fighter!
  583. I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
  584. I'm a Real Boy!
  585. I'm a wizard!
  586. i'm being ironic
  587. I'm going to be smashed to bits
  588. i'm just surprised it took this long.
  589. I'm lost without your love, baby
  590. I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
  591. I'm never going on chatroulette again
  592. I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
  593. I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
  594. I'm not even mad. that's amazing
  595. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  596. i'm now 75% more efficient
  597. I 'M out of the acorn
  598. I'm ready!
  599. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  600. I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
  601. I've been robbed!
  602. I've discovered a new clean-power source
  603. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  604. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  605. I've made a huge mistake
  606. i've made a huge mistake
  607. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  608. i've never felt so alone.
  609. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  610. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  611. I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
  612. I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
  613. I am a beautiful person.
  614. I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
  615. I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
  616. I am infinite. i am eternal.
  617. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  618. i am wearing a bolo tie
  619. I believe in an afterbirth.
  620. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  621. I blame supernasa
  622. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  623. I broke cookie clicker...
  624. i broke it
  625. I broke the etch & sketch
  626. I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
  627. I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
  628. I can't believe it's not cake batter
  629. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  630. i can't form the words to describe such beauty
  631. I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
  632. I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
  633. I can has cheezburger?
  634. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
  635. I can take photos with my teeth!
  636. I can walk on my hands
  637. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  638. I CHOOSE YOU!
  639. I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
  640. I don't get it either.
  641. i don't have time for this!
  642. I don't know
  643. I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
  644. I don't regret pressing the button
  645. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  646. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  647. I don't think that's supposed to go there...
  648. I don't think this is working
  649. i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
  650. I don't want to set the world on fire
  651. i do the same thing at frat parties
  652. I dream of death
  653. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  654. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  655. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  656. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  657. If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
  658. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  659. I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
  660. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  661. I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
  662. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  663. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  664. I forgot to get a plane
  665. I forgot to turn the tap off lol
  666. I fought the law. They won
  667. I found a three fingered kitten!
  668. I found it!!!!!!!
  669. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  670. I found this little guy in the woods near my house
  671. if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
  672. If you're brave enough...
  673. If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
  674. If you've got a moustache...
  675. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  676. If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
  677. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  678. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  679. I got a new geigerteller
  680. I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
  681. I got the job!
  682. I got this in the mail today
  683. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  684. I has a sad
  685. i hate it when this happens
  686. I hate this channel
  687. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  688. I hate waking up from a really good dream
  689. i have a bad feeling about this.
  690. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  691. I have never been happy
  692. I have tasted many fish
  693. i invented a thing
  694. I just bought this
  695. I just can't see the point anymore
  696. I just don't get recursion.
  697. I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
  698. i just want to do existential things with my friends
  699. I just want to watch the world burn
  700. Ikea art
  701. I knew I nailed it!
  702. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  703. I knew there would be side effects
  704. I like this picture
  705. I loled my head off!!!
  706. I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
  707. I lost my tooth
  708. I lost my wits
  709. I lost my wrist
  710. i love a good featureless white void
  711. I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
  712. I love star wars!
  713. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  714. i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
  715. I mistook myself for a bird
  716. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  717. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  718. In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
  719. i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
  720. i need to do my laundry more often.
  721. I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
  722. I never understood that part of the bibile
  723. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  724. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
  725. Initiate evasive maneuver!
  726. in line at the dmv
  727. In my dreams I'm always strong
  728. inner city air conditioning
  729. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  730. International relationships are getting worse
  731. intertial reference frame, activate!
  732. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  733. in theathers, close to you
  734. in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
  735. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  736. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  737. introducing the yolo distribution
  738. I only wanted a cheeseburger
  739. i pushed this. was that bad?
  740. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  741. I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
  742. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  743. i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
  744. I say: nuts to that!
  745. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  746. I sentence you to deliciousness!
  747. is good idea yes
  748. I should really separate those
  749. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  750. is it midnight yet?
  751. Is it really today, already?
  752. is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
  753. I solved the debt crisis!
  754. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  755. Is that a new pokemon?
  756. is that a war walrus?
  757. Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
  758. is the eject button meant to do this?
  759. Is there a bee on my nose?
  760. Is there really any point? FML
  761. IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
  762. Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
  763. Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
  764. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  765. is this just a fantasy?
  766. Is this real life?
  767. Is this room 101?
  768. Is this too cheesy?
  769. I still say it looks White and Gold!
  770. I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
  771. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  772. It's a cat ass trophy
  773. It's a Finger trap
  774. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  775. it's bicycles all the way down
  776. It's bigger after you put it together.
  777. it's fun to do bad things
  778. it's in a good part of town
  779. it's like rain on your wedding day!
  780. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  781. It's not a good part of town
  782. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  783. it's not what you think
  784. it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
  785. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  786. it's pretty dark in this box
  787. It's smaller on the outside
  788. It's the little things
  789. it's the minecraft world
  790. it all fits together, guys!
  791. I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
  792. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  793. I think I can... I think I can
  794. I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
  795. I think i lost my dorsal fin
  796. I think I need new glasses.
  797. i think i need to get out more.
  798. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  799. I think there's something here
  800. I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
  801. I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
  802. I think this is the wrong python script
  803. i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
  804. I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
  805. I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
  806. I thought it was a good idea at the time
  807. I thought it would be bigger
  808. I thought of it, and it happened
  809. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  810. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  811. It is never safe.
  812. it makes sense if you think about it
  813. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  814. I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
  815. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  816. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  817. I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
  818. It seemed better in my head
  819. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  820. IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
  821. it was an odd place to find a stop sign
  822. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  823. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  824. It was the rational response
  825. I used to be like... but then i was all...
  826. i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
  827. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  828. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  829. I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  830. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  831. i was gonna eat that
  832. I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
  833. I was just trying to install freebsd...
  834. I was late
  835. i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
  836. I welcome our event-driven overlords
  837. I will take that one please
  838. I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
  839. I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
  840. I wish I could ride in a balloon
  841. I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
  842. I wonder if it will be friends with me
  843. I wonder what will this lead to...
  844. i wonder why you left me here.
  845. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  846. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  847. Jesus Wept
  848. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  849. Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
  850. Job interview today.
  851. John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
  852. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  853. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  854. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  855. Just a little more to the right
  856. just another cat video
  857. Just another day in paradise
  858. Just combing my M.C. Escher
  859. just cos()
  860. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  861. Just Got A new camera phone!
  862. Just hangin' around
  863. just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
  864. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  865. Just one of those days
  866. just playing with my pet
  867. Just some home decorating
  868. Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
  869. just two more trips over the horizon
  870. kang, do i look good in this?
  871. Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
  872. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  873. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  874. ksp mission success
  875. Lack of cucumbers
  876. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  877. last march of the ents
  878. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  879. Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
  880. leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
  881. leapfrog, anyone?
  882. Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
  883. Legal Issues
  884. Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
  885. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  886. Let's have a blinking contest
  887. LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
  888. Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
  889. Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
  890. Life is a matter of perspective, really.
  891. Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
  892. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  893. Life on the moon.
  894. Life outside the matrix
  895. Light traffic today.
  896. Like a G6, baby, like a g6
  897. like my new haircut?
  898. Like my new nails?
  899. Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
  900. lol, no i didn't jump
  901. London
  902. london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
  903. Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
  904. Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
  905. look at me, i'm from England!
  906. Look at me jumping!
  907. Look at my dollar coin
  908. Look at my new blue dress!
  909. look at my new dog!
  910. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  911. Look at that fart propulsion
  912. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  913. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  914. look ma, no hands!
  915. Look man, it's never gonna happen
  916. Look out!
  917. Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
  918. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
  919. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
  920. look what happened to my satellite
  921. look what i found underneath my pillow
  922. Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
  923. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  924. Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
  925. Love is creepy
  926. love it!
  927. love it!"...The Aristocrats."
  928. Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
  929. Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
  930. Macklemore concert was awesome!
  931. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  932. Magnificent as fuck
  933. Magnified 10,000 times
  934. Making a selfie.
  935. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  936. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  937. Man, it's windy
  938. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  939. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  940. Man in the Moon slumming
  941. Man or mouse? No need to decide!
  942. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  943. Mari-OH
  944. mario Kart is harder in real life
  945. married a cat
  946. Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
  947. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  948. Massive orgy reaches climax
  949. MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
  950. Maths are hard
  951. Max gentleman
  952. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  953. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  954. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  955. Me, before the topical ointment
  956. me and all my friends
  957. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  958. Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
  959. Me llamo t-bone
  960. memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
  961. Mentos and lava
  962. Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
  963. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  964. Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
  965. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  966. Minimalist cat
  967. Minister! We're running out of time.
  968. Mistakes were made.
  969. Mmm, Spider cake!
  970. mmm...vegemite...
  971. Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
  972. Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
  973. Monday mornings
  974. monkey movember
  975. moo!
  976. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  977. More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
  978. Moses lied to me.
  979. Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
  980. Muahahahahahah
  981. My 7 picture is upside down
  982. My baby is learning how to write!
  983. My boyfriend finally proposed!
  984. my castles stand on pillars of sand
  985. My cat barfed this out
  986. my cat got into the *other* catnip
  987. My cat is cuter than yours.
  988. my cat is sick
  989. My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
  990. my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
  991. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  992. My clothes need a wash...
  993. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  994. My dad in the army
  995. My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
  996. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  997. my euler circuit is alive!
  998. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  999. My first selfie!
  1000. My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
  1001. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  1002. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  1003. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  1004. My gout's acting up again
  1005. My halloween costume
  1006. My hero
  1007. My Hobby: freaking people out
  1008. MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
  1009. My hobby: photography
  1010. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  1011. My house is my castle
  1012. my lasik didn't go so well.
  1013. MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
  1014. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  1015. my new boss
  1016. My new cat is awesome
  1017. my new duvet cover!
  1018. My new haircut!
  1019. my new haircut only exists in another dimension
  1020. My new neighbor seems a bit odd
  1021. My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
  1022. My new tattoo
  1023. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  1024. My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
  1025. My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
  1026. My nose will grow now.
  1027. My parents took away my phone privileges
  1028. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  1029. My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
  1030. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  1031. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  1032. My selfie stick broke.
  1033. My server cooling system.
  1034. Myspace tom to ground control-
  1035. my taco face
  1036. My tastes are very... singular
  1037. mYTH BUSTED!
  1038. my toothache has got worse recently
  1039. My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
  1040. my wonderful dad!
  1041. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  1042. nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
  1043. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  1044. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  1045. Nasa is fully funded
  1046. Need a Haircut
  1047. Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
  1048. Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
  1049. Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
  1050. Never gonna give you up...
  1051. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  1052. New amazon product
  1053. New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
  1054. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  1055. New car flipping world record set
  1056. new drupal logo
  1057. Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
  1058. New false color imagery from mars curiousity
  1059. New haircut!
  1060. New headcanon:
  1061. New means to help collect more evidence
  1062. New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
  1063. New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
  1064. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  1065. new phone who dis
  1066. New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
  1067. New Super Mario bros in real life!
  1068. new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
  1069. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  1070. NICE MULTIPANTS
  1071. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  1072. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  1073. No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
  1074. NO. JUST NO.
  1075. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  1076. No guitar without a sombrero
  1077. No lie, this is delicious
  1078. Nom nom nom
  1079. nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
  1080. No more sorrow!
  1081. nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
  1082. no one ever suspected the shovel
  1083. Nope nope nope nope nope
  1084. No regrets on this new roofing material
  1085. no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
  1086. Not a fruit
  1087. Not Again :(
  1088. Not as healthy as it looks
  1089. Note: HUGE SUCCess
  1090. Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
  1091. Nothing new under the sun
  1092. Notice anything different?
  1093. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  1094. Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
  1095. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  1096. No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
  1097. no wonder the cat always sits here
  1098. Now turn it upside-down
  1099. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  1100. Now we play... the most dangerous game
  1101. now you're hungry too.
  1102. Nutritionists hate this simple trick
  1103. NUTS!
  1104. Obama pardons Santa claus
  1105. Office gamification has got out of hand.
  1106. Oh, Canada...
  1107. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  1108. Oh, that's where I left them!
  1109. Oh bother not again
  1110. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  1111. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  1112. Oh God! It's happening again!
  1113. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  1114. OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
  1115. Oh god is it still following me?
  1116. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  1117. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
  1118. Oh here we go
  1119. oh I feel a yearning so bad
  1120. oh look, a penny
  1121. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  1122. Oh No! Not again!
  1123. Oh no! Not Again.
  1124. Oh no! Not again.
  1125. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  1126. Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
  1127. Oh no, it's the moon
  1128. oh no you didn't
  1129. Oh shit, not again.
  1130. oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
  1131. Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
  1132. Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
  1133. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  1134. omfg, space bugs
  1135. OMG! Kittens!
  1136. OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
  1137. OMG Becky look at her butt
  1138. OMG I cannot even
  1139. omg too much chiplote
  1140. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  1141. one does not simply wok into mordor
  1142. one electrocution can ruin your entire day
  1143. One of the less popular Transformers.
  1144. One of these things doesn't belong.
  1145. One of those mornings...
  1146. One year ago I looked like this
  1147. only 90 kids will remember this.
  1148. only 90s kids will get this!
  1149. Only 90s kids will remember
  1150. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  1151. onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
  1152. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  1153. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  1154. Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
  1155. oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
  1156. Oops.
  1157. Open wide!
  1158. Optimus prime was having a bad day.
  1159. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  1160. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  1161. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  1162. Ow.
  1163. Oy, my giblets!
  1164. Pac-man's missing piece
  1165. Pants Optional
  1166. paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
  1167. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  1168. Park and ride
  1169. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  1170. Parlez vous Francais?
  1171. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  1172. passed another hitch hiker
  1173. peeling back the pages of history
  1174. Penguins are people too #equality
  1175. Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
  1176. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  1177. Perspective issues
  1178. Philae lander found!
  1179. photobombed again
  1180. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  1181. Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
  1182. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  1183. PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
  1184. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  1185. Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
  1186. Picking mushrooms
  1187. Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
  1188. picture of my boyfriend
  1189. picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
  1190. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  1191. Pintsize what are you doing?!
  1192. Pizza TIME
  1193. play it cool
  1194. Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
  1195. Please send help.
  1196. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  1197. Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
  1198. PostPostModern art
  1199. Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
  1200. Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
  1201. Press 'continue' to abort.
  1202. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  1203. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  1204. pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
  1205. Prius Love
  1206. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  1207. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  1208. Proof: loch ness monster.
  1209. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  1210. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  1211. Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
  1212. prototype soccer ball
  1213. PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
  1214. Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
  1215.  ?????????????
  1216. quack quack, motherflipper
  1217. Quite.
  1218. QWANTZ Fanfic
  1219. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  1220. Ramen is squishy and soft
  1221. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  1222. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  1223. real letters have curves #Serif
  1224. really not how I thought I would die
  1225. Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
  1226. Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
  1227. rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
  1228. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  1229. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  1230. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  1231. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  1232. reverse et
  1233. reverse microwave oven
  1234. rm -rf /
  1235. Roadrunner is the new transport minister
  1236. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  1237. Robots in much better disguise
  1238. Rock, paper, FACE
  1239. rodeo!!
  1240. rofl
  1241. Rollerskating always was overrated
  1242. RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
  1243. run little ghost, run!
  1244. sad cow is sad
  1245. Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
  1246. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  1247. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  1248. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  1249. Sarlac ball pit!
  1250. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  1251. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  1252. school's out!
  1253. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  1254. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  1255. Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
  1256. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  1257. searching for brain, found this instead
  1258. See a carrot deflate a pool ball
  1259. See it again in slo mo
  1260. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  1261. SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
  1262. Selfie #Nofilter
  1263. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  1264. Selfie in the morning
  1265. Self Portrait: Complete.
  1266. senpai noticed me! ^_^
  1267. sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
  1268. share and enjoy
  1269. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  1270. She's got interesting taste in men.
  1271. should i see a doctor about this?
  1272. Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
  1273. SIDE GOER 4
  1274. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  1275. Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
  1276. smiling is for optimists
  1277. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  1278. So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
  1279. So, it has come to this...
  1280. so, scientology...
  1281. So, this happened.
  1282. So...Magnets, right?
  1283. So... those were real
  1284. So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
  1285. so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
  1286. so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
  1287. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  1288. So long and thanks for all the fish!
  1289. Solo Thumbwar
  1290. Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
  1291. some men just want to watch the world burn.
  1292. someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
  1293. someone take this banana off my face
  1294. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  1295. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  1296. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  1297. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  1298. SOmething went wrong while shaving...
  1299. Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
  1300. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  1301. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  1302. Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
  1303. sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
  1304. Somewhere, this exists.
  1305. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  1306. Soon. Soon...
  1307. sorry dad
  1308. Sorry for the potato quality.
  1309. Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
  1310. So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
  1311. So thats What Jesus did
  1312. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  1313. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  1314. SPAAAAAAAAcE
  1315. Spaaaaaaaace!
  1316. Space from my window
  1317. Spiders. Nope.
  1318. Spring has sprang
  1319. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  1320. Starbucks <3 <3 <3
  1321. Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
  1322. stay away from my eggcorns
  1323. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  1324. stay out of my house, santa
  1325. Step 1: Jump the shark.
  1326. step one: cut a hole in the box
  1327. sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
  1328. Steve is realxing
  1329. still, i think it was a good idea
  1330. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  1331. still better than last year in ottawa
  1332. stipple slash of saturn
  1333. Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
  1334. Stop stalin and make up your mind
  1335. stork carrying a babby rabbit!
  1336. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  1337. Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
  1338. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  1339. Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
  1340. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  1341. such lambda
  1342. Sun deflation: optimal
  1343. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  1344. super high intensity training at NORAD
  1345. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  1346. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  1347. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  1348. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  1349. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  1350. taken from earth orbit
  1351. take that atheists
  1352. take two, they are small
  1353. Talking to my fans...
  1354. Tamper-Proof
  1355. TANSTAAFL... Mostly
  1356. Target Found.
  1357. Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
  1358. Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
  1359. terminal velocity is a myth
  1360. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  1361. Thanks!
  1362. Thanks Obama!
  1363. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  1364. That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
  1365. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  1366. That's just not very funny
  1367. that's me!
  1368. THAT'S NO MOON
  1369. That's not a chicken
  1370. That's not a nut!
  1371. THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
  1372. that's one nasty burn!
  1373. That's too much, man!
  1374. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  1375. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  1376. That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
  1377. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  1378. That is one dapper bird.
  1379. That sweater is so 2013
  1380. That was one hell of a party last night.
  1381. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  1382. That was when things started to get a little weird.
  1383. The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
  1384. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  1385. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  1386. The best brick joke possible.
  1387. The birds found the hobbit hole
  1388. The building blocks of life
  1389. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  1390. The cat brought in another bird.
  1391. the charge of the light brigade
  1392. The choice is simple.
  1393. The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
  1394. The dark helps me see in the carrots
  1395. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  1396. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  1397. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  1398. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  1399. The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
  1400. the dog scanned my homework
  1401. The dress is black and white!
  1402. The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
  1403. The ents met the triffids
  1404. the event horizon returned
  1405. The evolution of fun
  1406. The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
  1407. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  1408. the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
  1409. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  1410. The French space program
  1411. the game begins...
  1412. the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
  1413. The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
  1414. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  1415. the hills have eyes
  1416. The HORROR!
  1417. The horrors of war
  1418. The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
  1419. The infamous Snow-muon.
  1420. their love was doomed from the start...
  1421. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  1422. The knids are hungry
  1423. The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
  1424. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  1425. The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
  1426. The last thing you see before you die
  1427. the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
  1428. The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
  1429. The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
  1430. The Little Borg Prince
  1431. Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
  1432. the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
  1433. The magic smoke escaped :(
  1434. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  1435. The moon landing was a lie
  1436. The moon looks weird today
  1437. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  1438. The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
  1439. The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
  1440. The newest Olympic sport
  1441. The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
  1442. the new usb feels like a step backward
  1443. The next generation of crypto currencies
  1444. The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
  1445. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  1446. the oceans are made of sky tears
  1447. the only people for me are the mad ones
  1448. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  1449. The Prodigy is in town!
  1450. The prophecy was true!
  1451. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  1452. There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
  1453. There's a third bump, growing fast
  1454. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  1455. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  1456. There goes the neighborhood...
  1457. There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
  1458. there is none of this left in the men's room #help
  1459. There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
  1460. there snow such thing as global warming
  1461. the rest is darkness and decay
  1462. The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
  1463. The rook is getting closer. Help me.
  1464. the saddest moment of my childhood
  1465. These aren't my sandwiches
  1466. The second mouse gets the cheese
  1467. These cravings will never stop
  1468. The secret to infinite storage space
  1469. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  1470. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  1471. The side of my car. #roadrage
  1472. The signal came from this sector
  1473. The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
  1474. The solution to all life's problems
  1475. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  1476. The strangest thing subway ever gave me
  1477. the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
  1478. THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
  1479. The taste stays with you forever
  1480. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  1481. The time has come.
  1482. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  1483. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  1484. the Uk space agency is making britain proud
  1485. The unforgiving war on health
  1486. The view outside of my airplane window.
  1487. The vlog was better than the movie
  1488. the way of the future
  1489. The weight of life in a starry landscape
  1490. the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
  1491. they're all dead, dave.
  1492. They're all watching me
  1493. They're watching us.
  1494. THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
  1495. they dont need us anymore
  1496. they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
  1497. they said be careful, we said yolo
  1498. THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
  1499. they said we couldn't play god
  1500. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  1501. They see me rolling, they hating
  1502. they told me carrots were good for eye health
  1503. The Zebra was lying down
  1504. Things Lost in couch cushions
  1505. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  1506. This apple got a face on it dog
  1507. This caught my eye
  1508. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  1509. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  1510. this didn't last long.
  1511. This elevator has no 'down'!
  1512. This explains everything
  1513. This explains it all
  1514. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  1515. This guy...
  1516. this guy keeps following me
  1517. this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
  1518. This is a cat
  1519. This is a good idea
  1520. This is exactly what you think it is
  1521. This is how we celebrate easter usually
  1522. This is how you get ants!
  1523. this is just a tribute #thed
  1524. This is just like my 5th birthday party.
  1525. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  1526. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  1527. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  1528. This is no cave
  1529. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  1530. this is not what i meant it to be
  1531. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  1532. This is still what I had for breakfast
  1533. This is symbolic.
  1534. This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
  1535. this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
  1536. this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
  1537. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  1538. This is twitter, right? #confused
  1539. This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
  1540. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
  1541. This is what happiness looks like
  1542. This is what I do on friday evenings now
  1543. This is what i had for breakfast
  1544. This is why I'm not an EMT
  1545. This is why we can't have good things
  1546. This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
  1547. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  1548. THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
  1549. This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
  1550. This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
  1551. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  1552. This needs a motivational text
  1553. This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
  1554. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  1555. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  1556. This photo mooves me
  1557. This photo was taken from my basement
  1558. This photo was taken from my iphone
  1559. this plot is odd.
  1560. This squirrel really knows how to cook
  1561. This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
  1562. this was in the bible
  1563. this was my inspiration
  1564. This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
  1565. This was the most unkindest cut of all
  1566. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  1567. This will make sense if you look at it upside down
  1568. those weren't Altoids.
  1569. Threaten large birds... check.
  1570. throwing epic shade!
  1571. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  1572. Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
  1573. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  1574. tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
  1575. To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
  1576. today's to do list
  1577. Today i am a Chinese clock
  1578. Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
  1579. To get to the other tree and leaf!
  1580. To infinity and Birdyond!
  1581. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  1582. Too many quixotes, not enough giants
  1583. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  1584. too much lens flare?
  1585. too much right beef
  1586. Top of the world
  1587. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  1588. To the victor go the spoils.
  1589. toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
  1590. Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
  1591. Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
  1592. Travel the length of these massive bison
  1593. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  1594. Trees on a hill #nofilter
  1595. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  1596. Triumph. Pure triumph.
  1597. True Self-Control
  1598. truly, i am euphoric
  1599. Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
  1600. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  1601. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  1602. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  1603. Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
  1604. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  1605. Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
  1606. Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
  1607. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  1608. two great tastes that go great together
  1609. Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
  1610. Tycoon Simulator 2015
  1611. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  1612. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  1613. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  1614. unhappy in space
  1615. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  1616. Universe man, Universe man...
  1617. Unzipped sock
  1618. USB SUX
  1619. Use the force responsibly.
  1620. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  1621. Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
  1622. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  1623. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  1624. Vegans gonna hate
  1625. Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
  1626. vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
  1627. Visited mom today
  1628. Visual representation of Dubstep
  1629. void main() { fork; }
  1630. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  1631. Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
  1632. Wait, you can see that too
  1633. Wait ... what? I don't even...
  1634. Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
  1635. Wait for it...
  1636. waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
  1637. Waiting on hold with the insurance company
  1638. Wake up, sheeple.
  1639. wake up sheeple!
  1640. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  1641. walked in on my roommate being terrifying
  1642. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  1643. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  1644. WARRRBLGARBL
  1645. watching dune on shrooms
  1646. watch me become the next favorite kardashian
  1647. Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
  1648. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  1649. Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
  1650. we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
  1651. We've given up trying to justify this.
  1652. We've got a problem
  1653. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  1654. We are not men. we are devo.
  1655. Weather's Crazy today
  1656. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  1657. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  1658. We didn't start the fire
  1659. we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
  1660. Weeeee!!!
  1661. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  1662. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  1663. we have the technology.
  1664. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  1665. welcome to Argentina
  1666. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  1667. welcome to the internet
  1668. welcome to the space jam
  1669. We live in a golden age!
  1670. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  1671. Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
  1672. Well, now this is a thing.
  1673. well, so much for the space program
  1674. well, the keys are definitely lost....
  1675. Well, this is a puzzling development.
  1676. well, this really puts things in perspective.
  1677. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  1678. We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
  1679. WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
  1680. We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
  1681. we sail the ocean orange
  1682. We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
  1683. WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
  1684. Whale Selfie!
  1685. What's this thing here in the bathroom?
  1686. What, Me worry?
  1687. What a beautiful time to be alive!
  1688. what a bummer
  1689. WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
  1690. What are pixels?
  1691. What are you, a dictionary?
  1692. What could go wrong?
  1693. What could possibly go wrong™?
  1694. What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
  1695. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  1696. What do you see? I see a cat!
  1697. whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
  1698. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  1699. What has science done?!
  1700. What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
  1701. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  1702. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  1703. What in the hell was I thinking ?
  1704. What is your Pony Personality?
  1705. What? It's always that color.
  1706. what to have for breakfast?
  1707. When everything looks like a hammer
  1708. When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
  1709. When in doubt, just blow on it!
  1710. When pandas have nightmares
  1711. WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
  1712. When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
  1713. When you get a perfect score on your test
  1714. when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
  1715. when you see it...
  1716. Where are the three sea shells?
  1717. Where did THAT come from?
  1718. Where did this road come from?!?
  1719. where do all the cheetos go
  1720. Where do I plug this in?
  1721. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  1722. where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
  1723. where to buy spanish ham ?
  1724. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  1725. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  1726. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  1727. Who came first?
  1728. who do you think I am?
  1729. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  1730. whoops GPS error
  1731. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  1732. Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
  1733. Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
  1734. who sent me a bobcat?
  1735. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  1736. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  1737. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  1738. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  1739. Why are there ants on my face?!
  1740. Why did it have to end this Way?
  1741. Why did the cypress cross the road?
  1742. Why do dogs like this?
  1743. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  1744. Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
  1745. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  1746. Why do people do this?
  1747. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  1748. why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
  1749. Why potato why?
  1750. Why?
  1751. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  1752. WHY WHY WHY #WHY
  1753. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  1754. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  1755. Woops, miscounted. sorry.
  1756. wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
  1757. worst horse ever :(
  1758. Worst pokemon ever
  1759. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  1760. Worth it for the karma.
  1761. would you choose the microwave over this?
  1762. Would you like to play a game?
  1763. Wow, did you see that??!!
  1764. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  1765. Wow. Just, Wow.
  1766. wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
  1767. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  1768. WTF!?
  1769. wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
  1770. Yeah... never gonna happen
  1771. Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
  1772. YES
  1773. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  1774. yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
  1775. You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
  1776. you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
  1777. You'll never guess what happens next...
  1778. You are not a good person
  1779. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  1780. you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
  1781. You did what in my tuba?
  1782. YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
  1783. you know, for kids
  1784. you know what they say about guys with big feet
  1785. You must be new here.
  1786. Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
  1787. Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
  1788. You want to know how i got these scars?
  1789. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  1790. Zeus takes his revenge
  1791. Zoidgebra 101
  1792. [Metal Gear sound effect]
  1793. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  1794. [user was banned for this text]
  1795. ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
  1796. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  1797. ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
  1798. ▒☺▒
  1799. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
  1800. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
  1801. ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
  1802. 突っ込むところもねい!
  1803. 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
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