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Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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I hear that you also have an unpublished webcomic similar to XKCD's. Would you like to show your comics on your website? ExplainEuge.ca (talk) 08:33, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

88 Years ago, 300 thousand little boys lived in a city. The first shot was heard and then there were 299999.

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Ten little boys went out to dine; One choked his little self and then there were nine.

Nine little boys sitting in a ring; One sat and snivelled and then there were eight.

Eight little boys traveling in Devon; One said he’d stay there and then there were seven.

Seven little boys chopping up sticks; One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.

Six little boys playing with a hive; A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.

Five little boys going to sea; A red herring swallowed one and then there were four.

Four little boys going out to vote; One was all agog and then there were three.

Three little boys walking in the zoo; One got eaten by a bear and then there were two.

Two little boys sitting in the sun; One got frizzled up and then there was one.

One little boy left all alone; He went and hanged himself and then there were none.