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Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(

Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.

Feed

http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

Structure

feed: Array[3] {
Objectid: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c"
img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba"
kind: "post"
poster: "Frances51"
profpic: "user-14.png"
text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
}
prompt {
reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3"
poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
profpic: "user-4.png"
img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3"
captions: Array[5]
text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
album: Array[5]
}

Prompt varies between:

  • img_id and captions array
  • text and album array

Script

xkcd = new Object();
xkcd.reasons = new Array();
xkcd.promptusers = new Array();
xkcd.prompttext = new Array();
xkcd.promptcaptions = new Array();
xkcd.feedusers = new Array();
xkcd.feedtext = new Array();

function check(field, value) {
	if (typeof value == "object") {
		for(i in value) {
			if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value[i]) == -1) {
				xkcd[field].push(value[i]);
				console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value[i]);
			}
		}
	} else {
		if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
			xkcd[field].push(value);
			console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
		}
	}
}
function next() {
  $.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
		check("reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		check("promptusers", data.prompt.poster);
		if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompttext", data.prompt.text);
		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined") check("promptcaptions", data.prompt.captions);
		for(i in data.feed) {
			check("feedusers", data.feed[i].poster);
			check("feedtext", data.feed[i].text);			
		}

  });
}
next();
setInterval('next()', 60000);

(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.) I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.

However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.

The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.

Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.

Results

My array is currently:

  • feedtext[601]
  • feedusers[203]
  • promptcaptions[441]
  • prompttext[95]
  • promptusers[82]
  • reasons[91]

Reasons

  1. +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
  2. <%= reason %>
  3. a user's middle name was </html>
  4. aol window in front of netscape window
  5. Baby ur much 2 fast
  6. bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
  7. butter didn't suit the works
  8. butter overflow
  9. butter to text interface not found
  10. butter underrun
  11. cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
  12. CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
  13. cat-like typing detected
  14. confirmation BIOS
  15. could not evade skifree yeti
  16. could not initialize sound blaster 16
  17. CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
  18. cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
  19. data too big
  20. database configuration violates the Prime Directive
  21. Dave's not registered, man
  22. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
  23. dictionary too stiff to read
  24. electrons too big, stuck in wafer
  25. ERR:INVALID DIM
  26. error
  27. error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
  28. error: error code [error] while decoding error code
  29. error: operation completed successfully
  30. ethics in journalism
  31. files fell out
  32. files overwritten with more interesting content
  33. firewall caught fire
  34. floating point unit no longer afloat
  35. friday squid blogging
  36. general uncertainty
  37. GSM filter change required
  38. guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
  39. hard drive oil depleted
  40. helvetica scenario
  41. HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
  42. HTTP 418
  43. http is down
  44. hung up prematurely
  45. I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
  46. i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
  47. illegal carrot detected in mail queue
  48. insufficient smoke for current mirror array
  49. lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
  50. lp0 on fire
  51. Main Bus B Undervolt
  52. mean connection time exceeded
  53. microwave running
  54. minimum recursion depth not reached
  55. nanobots in the water
  56. oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
  57. our buffer runneth over
  58. out of electrons
  59. out of monads
  60. overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
  61. PC LOAD LETTER
  62. Please Insert Riven CD 4
  63. PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
  64. previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
  65. qubit indeterminate
  66. RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
  67. screws are stripped
  68. server aperture too narrow for capital letters
  69. server fell in ocean
  70. server had too much to drink
  71. server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
  72. server room haunted
  73. sitemap was held upside down
  74. Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
  75. soonerist sperver fid dot nile
  76. spin cycle still active
  77. spin number must be of the form n/2
  78. spontaneous splinal dereticulation
  79. SQL ejection
  80. subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
  81. sysadmin trapped in well
  82. tape on write-protect hole fell off
  83. temporal paradox
  84. the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
  85. the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
  86. the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
  87. the system / is down
  88. This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
  89. This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
  90. too many hands on the keyboard
  91. transfer interrupted by incoming fax
  92. TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
  93. turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
  94. Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
  95. undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
  96. unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
  97. unimplemented trap
  98. User accepted terms but not conditions
  99. User is not a typewriter.
  100. user put spaces/vowels in filename
  101. UTF-31 decode error
  102. virtual memory got too real
  103. wrong files
  104. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

feedusers

Usernames uses in the feed.

  1. @meganamram
  2. Addison1
  3. Addison8
  4. Agric Silverfinger
  5. Aidan2
  6. Aiden1
  7. Aiden5
  8. Aidenn Aberforth Milne
  9. Alice1956
  10. Amanda08
  11. Anonymous
  12. Apple Martin
  13. Arthur17
  14. Arthur19
  15. Ashley2009
  16. Ashley8
  17. Ashley92
  18. Ayden1952
  19. Bailey08
  20. Bailey2001
  21. Barbara1974
  22. Benjamin Kenobi Sr
  23. Benjamin1970
  24. Bool Hand Luke
  25. Brandi9
  26. Brittany1
  27. Caden14
  28. Caden2010
  29. Candice10
  30. Carol04
  31. Chad80
  32. Charles18
  33. Chelsea2006
  34. Cheyenne15
  35. Cheyenne1988
  36. Christina Applecare
  37. CMOS Def
  38. Curic Copperfinger
  39. Cynthia1995
  40. Cynthia99
  41. Dakota09
  42. Dakota94
  43. David St. Hubbins
  44. Debbie26
  45. Debbie3
  46. Debbie62
  47. Deborah3
  48. Delta Elroy Backslash
  49. Destiny1983
  50. Destiny89
  51. Dillon2008
  52. Donald19
  53. Donna2
  54. Dorothy7
  55. DragonBall Cooper
  56. Dunston Chexin
  57. Dustin46
  58. Earl Sinclair
  59. Egbert Bentley White
  60. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  61. Elon Musk
  62. Emily15
  63. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  64. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  65. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  66. Flash Groupon
  67. Frances29
  68. Frances51
  69. Frances99
  70. Gary1951
  71. Gary8
  72. Gary86
  73. George Debian Bush
  74. George Reagan Renesmee Martin
  75. Green Mario
  76. Greg2004
  77. Hatsy Collins
  78. Henry05
  79. Henry4
  80. Horsepower Lovecraft
  81. J. Alfred Leftshark
  82. Jack3
  83. Jack39
  84. Jacob10
  85. Jada5
  86. Jaden21
  87. Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
  88. Jaina Khloe Rowling
  89. Jalen81
  90. James URL Jones
  91. Jason15
  92. Jayden79
  93. Jennifer1
  94. Jeph Jacques
  95. Jerry18
  96. Joe Biden
  97. John Wilkes Knuth
  98. John2
  99. Jonathan27
  100. Joshua80
  101. Joshua84
  102. Justin28
  103. Justin87
  104. Kaden61
  105. Kaitlin1976
  106. Karen3
  107. Kathleen78
  108. Keira10
  109. Keira2002
  110. Keira48
  111. Kelsey1970
  112. Kelsey1996
  113. Kenneth94
  114. Kenneth96
  115. Khloe14
  116. Khloe2
  117. Kilroy
  118. Kim5
  119. Kristy2007
  120. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  121. Larry1994
  122. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  123. Linda08
  124. Lindsay2011
  125. Lisa1995
  126. Livemau5
  127. Lord Gaga
  128. Lord Mondegreen
  129. Louis Reasoner
  130. Madison19
  131. Madison80
  132. Malik2
  133. Margaret11
  134. Margaret5
  135. Marie10
  136. Marie12
  137. Marie3
  138. Marissa Mayer
  139. Mark Zuckerberg
  140. Mark2006
  141. Mark2007
  142. Mark92
  143. Martin Van Halen
  144. Matthew2006
  145. Mavis Bitcoin
  146. Michaela2006
  147. Michelle11
  148. Minecraft Holmes
  149. Misty3
  150. Myspace Tom
  151. Norton Ghost Dad
  152. Notorious L.H.C.
  153. Padme Dorothy James
  154. Pam06
  155. Patricia03
  156. Paul1957
  157. Paul50
  158. Player One
  159. Player Two
  160. Professor Monoculatus McToff
  161. Raymond6
  162. Ronald22
  163. Ruth3
  164. S. G. Dukat
  165. Samuel19
  166. Samuel49
  167. Sarah1976
  168. Sarah2005
  169. Sarah55
  170. Sharon91
  171. Sharon99
  172. Shaun1960
  173. Shaun46
  174. Shaun6
  175. Sheena2005
  176. Sherri97
  177. Sidd Finch
  178. Sierra10
  179. Sierra7
  180. Stacy07
  181. Stacy14
  182. Steven02
  183. Steven2002
  184. Steven50
  185. Susan11
  186. Susan25
  187. Taylor1990
  188. Taylor1998
  189. Thomas2
  190. Tim21
  191. Tim87
  192. Tina Belcher
  193. Todd33
  194. Tonya22
  195. Tonya38
  196. Tracy1977
  197. Tricia1
  198. Tricia14
  199. Trinity1989
  200. Virginia1961
  201. Virginia2006
  202. Wil
  203. Wric Tungstenfinger

promptusers

Usernames uses in the prompts.

  1. Aidan2
  2. Alice1956
  3. Anonymous
  4. Apple Martin
  5. Ashley2009
  6. Ayden1952
  7. Bailey2001
  8. Barbara1974
  9. Bool Hand Luke
  10. Brandi9
  11. Caden14
  12. Caden2010
  13. Chad80
  14. Charles18
  15. Chelsea2006
  16. Cheyenne1988
  17. Christina Applecare
  18. CMOS Def
  19. Curic Copperfinger
  20. Dakota94
  21. Debbie62
  22. Deborah3
  23. Destiny1983
  24. Egbert Bentley White
  25. Eliezer Yudkowsky
  26. Elon Musk
  27. Eowyn L'Oreal James
  28. Euphegenia Doubtfire
  29. Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
  30. Frances29
  31. Frances51
  32. Gary1951
  33. Gary8
  34. Green Mario
  35. Hatsy Collins
  36. Henry05
  37. Horsepower Lovecraft
  38. Jack39
  39. Jalen81
  40. James URL Jones
  41. Jayden79
  42. Justin87
  43. Kaden61
  44. Kaitlin1976
  45. Keira10
  46. Keira2002
  47. Kelsey1970
  48. Kenneth96
  49. Larry Ronald Hubbard
  50. Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
  51. Linda08
  52. Lindsay2011
  53. Lord Mondegreen
  54. Margaret5
  55. Marie3
  56. Mark Zuckerberg
  57. Mark2007
  58. Martin Van Halen
  59. Michelle11
  60. Myspace Tom
  61. Pam06
  62. Paul1957
  63. Player One
  64. Ronald22
  65. Samuel19
  66. Sharon99
  67. Shaun1960
  68. Shaun46
  69. Sherri97
  70. Sierra10
  71. Sierra7
  72. Stacy07
  73. Stacy14
  74. Steven50
  75. Susan25
  76. Tim21
  77. Tim87
  78. Todd33
  79. Tonya22
  80. Tonya38
  81. Tricia14
  82. Virginia1961
  83. Virginia2006
  84. Wric Tungstenfinger

feedtext

Captions used in the feed

  1. "...The Aristocrats."
  2. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  3. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  4. "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
  5. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  6. "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
  7. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  8. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  9. #BROKEN
  10. #CATSANDBIRDS
  11. #caturday
  12. #DARE to #DREAM
  13. #delfie
  14. #fallingfromorbit
  15. #hashtag
  16. #Hopeicanfly
  17. #illuminati
  18. #lifehacks
  19. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  20. #Long_Exposure
  21. #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
  22. #me #throwbackthursday
  23. #Nailpolish
  24. #nofilter
  25. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  26. #nomakeup #justnatural
  27. #nomakeup #natural
  28. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  29. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  30. #Toobigtofall
  31. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  32. ???? USA! USA! ????
  33. ???? USA! USA! USA! ????
  34. ????????
  35. ??????????!
  36. ?????????????
  37. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  38. [user was banned for this text]
  39. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  40. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  41. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  42. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  43. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  44. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  45. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  46. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  47. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  48. about to die lol
  49. ack
  50. Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
  51. Alan?
  52. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  53. Allons-Y!
  54. Always get a full nights rest
  55. amazons newest delivery method
  56. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  57. An unsuccessful bike design...
  58. and suddenly, popcorn
  59. ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
  60. ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
  61. Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
  62. anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
  63. Apparently it's a thing now...
  64. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  65. are you sure this is a commandline?
  66. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  67. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  68. As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
  69. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  70. Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
  71. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  72. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  73. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  74. Ayyyy LMAO!
  75. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  76. Banana invasion in progress
  77. Bangarang Motherfuckers
  78. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  79. Bay-bae lolz
  80. Bazookateer crossing
  81. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  82. Best Christmas gift EVER!
  83. best day evar!!!!
  84. Best Halloween costume yet!
  85. best republican caucus ever!
  86. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  87. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  88. big ben is going down.
  89. Big bowl of star-flakes
  90. big data strikes back
  91. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  92. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  93. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  94. Black begins and wins.
  95. bowTieght!
  96. Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
  97. Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
  98. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  99. Burrito night
  100. Cakephants are my new friends
  101. Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
  102. Captain obvious strikes again
  103. Car tiddlywinks proves success
  104. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  105. cest ne pas un pipe
  106. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  107. Check out my new sonic oc!
  108. Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
  109. check out my usb sword!
  110. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  111. Click to show secret text
  112. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  113. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  114. Copernicus: The early years
  115. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  116. Crocodile Pink Eye
  117. cthulu caught me slipping
  118. Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
  119. Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
  120. damn tree!
  121. Damn, two o'clock already?
  122. damn. that squirrel's got a ball
  123. damnit, another drunken tree in the road
  124. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  125. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  126. Deal with it
  127. Death star model 0.0.73
  128. Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
  129. dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
  130. Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
  131. Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
  132. did this exist as a microwave?
  133. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  134. Do I look like a penguin?
  135. Do my feet look fat?
  136. Do you care to #engage with this #content
  137. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  138. Do you have a lighter?
  139. Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
  140. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  141. Dominos delivers!
  142. Don't have a cow, man
  143. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  144. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  145. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  146. Dude, where's my car?
  147. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  148. Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
  149. engage!
  150. Et boum! C'est le choc!
  151. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  152. Everything maKes perfect sense now.
  153. everything makes sense now
  154. Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
  155. Existance is an illusion
  156. father & daughter re-unite!
  157. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  158. Field Trip!
  159. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  160. Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
  161. First day of school.
  162. First post, be friendly
  163. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  164. First time posting, please be nice
  165. Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
  166. Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
  167. flying car - it is now officially the future
  168. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  169. For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
  170. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  171. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  172. forgot to turn the oven off!
  173. Formal on top, party on the bottom
  174. found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
  175. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  176. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  177. Fucking CAKE
  178. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  179. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  180. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  181. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  182. Got your nose!
  183. Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
  184. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  185. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  186. haha oh my cat
  187. Have fun stormin' da castle.
  188. Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
  189. He did say it was edible
  190. He nailed it!
  191. hello darkness my old friend
  192. help wanted. inquire within.
  193. Here comes the sun, do do do do...
  194. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  195. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  196. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  197. Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
  198. Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
  199. Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
  200. holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
  201. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  202. Hoverboard to full power!
  203. How did I get here?!?
  204. how do you get the screensaver off?
  205. I think I need new glasses.
  206. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  207. I blame supernasa
  208. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  209. I can take photos with my teeth!
  210. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  211. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  212. I don't think I really understand what this is.
  213. I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
  214. I find this picture reflects my soul.
  215. I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
  216. I found a three fingered kitten!
  217. I found it!!!!!!!
  218. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  219. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  220. I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
  221. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  222. I have tasted many fish
  223. I just can't see the point anymore
  224. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  225. I lost my wits
  226. I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
  227. i need to do my laundry more often.
  228. I put on my wizard robe and hat
  229. I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
  230. I say: nuts to that!
  231. I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
  232. I should really separate those
  233. I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
  234. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  235. I thought it would be bigger
  236. I thought of it, and it happened
  237. I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
  238. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  239. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  240. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  241. I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
  242. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  243. I was late
  244. i wonder why you left me here.
  245. I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
  246. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  247. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  248. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  249. if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
  250. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  251. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  252. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  253. if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
  254. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  255. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  256. i'll never get tired of this.
  257. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  258. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  259. I'm a fighter!
  260. I'm a Real Boy!
  261. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  262. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  263. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  264. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
  265. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  266. in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
  267. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
  268. in theathers, close to you
  269. introducing the yolo distribution
  270. is good idea yes
  271. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  272. Is it really today, already?
  273. Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
  274. is the eject button meant to do this?
  275. Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
  276. Is this real life?
  277. it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
  278. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  279. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  280. It's a Finger trap
  281. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  282. It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
  283. It's the little things
  284. I've been robbed!
  285. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  286. I've made a huge mistake
  287. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  288. i've never felt so alone.
  289. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
  290. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  291. John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
  292. just another cat video
  293. Just another day in paradise
  294. just cos()
  295. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  296. Just Got A new camera phone!
  297. just look at that motherfucking satellite
  298. just two more trips over the horizon
  299. kang, do i look good in this?
  300. kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
  301. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  302. ksp mission success
  303. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  304. Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
  305. like my new haircut?
  306. lol, no i didn't jump
  307. Look at my new blue dress!
  308. look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
  309. Look at that fart propulsion
  310. Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
  311. Look out!
  312. look what happened to my satellite
  313. Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
  314. love it!
  315. Magnificent as fuck
  316. Magnified 10,000 times
  317. Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
  318. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  319. Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
  320. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  321. Man, it's windy
  322. Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
  323. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  324. Mari-OH
  325. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  326. Max gentleman
  327. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  328. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  329. Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
  330. me and all my friends
  331. Me, before the topical ointment
  332. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  333. Mentos and lava
  334. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  335. Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
  336. Mistakes were made.
  337. moo!
  338. More advantages to USB type c revealed
  339. Moses lied to me.
  340. Muahahahahahah
  341. My baby is learning how to write!
  342. my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
  343. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  344. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  345. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  346. My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
  347. My hero
  348. My Hobby: freaking people out
  349. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  350. my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
  351. My new cat is awesome
  352. my new duvet cover!
  353. My new tattoo
  354. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  355. My nose will grow now.
  356. my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
  357. my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
  358. My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
  359. My selfie stick broke.
  360. My tastes are very... singular
  361. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  362. Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
  363. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  364. Nasa is fully funded
  365. Need a Haircut
  366. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  367. New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
  368. New car flipping world record set
  369. New means to help collect more evidence
  370. new phone who dis
  371. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  372. NICE MULTIPANTS
  373. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  374. No guitar without a sombrero
  375. No more sorrow!
  376. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  377. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  378. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  379. Not Again :(
  380. Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
  381. Nothing new under the sun
  382. now you're hungry too.
  383. NUTS!
  384. Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
  385. Oh god is it still following me?
  386. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  387. Oh God! It's happening again!
  388. Oh here we go
  389. Oh no! Not again.
  390. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  391. Oh no, it's the moon
  392. Oh, that's where I left them!
  393. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  394. omfg, space bugs
  395. OMG! Kittens!
  396. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  397. On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
  398. One of those mornings...
  399. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  400. our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
  401. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  402. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  403. PARKOUR IN ACTION
  404. Parlez vous Francais?
  405. Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
  406. passed another hitch hiker
  407. Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
  408. Perspective issues
  409. photo proof for you skeptics out there
  410. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  411. PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
  412. Pizza TIME
  413. Press 'continue' to abort.
  414. Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
  415. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  416. Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
  417. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  418. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  419. Real Eyes Realize real lies.
  420. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  421. Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
  422. results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
  423. reverse et
  424. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  425. Rock, paper, FACE
  426. Rollerskating always was overrated
  427. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  428. Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
  429. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  430. school's out!
  431. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  432. Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
  433. Screw it, here's a cat pic
  434. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  435. Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
  436. She's got interesting taste in men.
  437. should i see a doctor about this?
  438. SIDE GOER 4
  439. Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
  440. smiling is for optimists
  441. Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
  442. So long, and thanks for all the fish
  443. So thats What Jesus did
  444. So, it has come to this...
  445. so, scientology...
  446. So...Magnets, right?
  447. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  448. Something seems to be wrong with my car
  449. Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
  450. Sometimes all you can do is wait
  451. Somewhere, this exists.
  452. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  453. SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
  454. Spiders. Nope.
  455. SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
  456. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  457. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  458. Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
  459. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  460. super high intensity training at NORAD
  461. Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
  462. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  463. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  464. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  465. Thanks Obama!
  466. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  467. That is one dapper bird.
  468. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  469. That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
  470. that's me!
  471. That's not a chicken
  472. That's not a nut!
  473. that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
  474. The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
  475. The birds found the hobbit hole
  476. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  477. The cat brought in another bird.
  478. The choice is simple.
  479. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  480. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  481. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  482. The ents met the triffids
  483. the event horizon returned
  484. The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
  485. The French space program
  486. The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
  487. The HORROR!
  488. The horrors of war
  489. The knids are hungry
  490. The last person to be surprised by a selfie
  491. The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
  492. The moon landing was a lie
  493. The moon looks weird today
  494. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  495. The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
  496. The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
  497. The Prodigy is in town!
  498. The prophecy was true!
  499. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  500. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  501. the rest is darkness and decay
  502. the saddest moment of my childhood
  503. The solution to all life's problems
  504. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  505. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  506. The time has come.
  507. The vlog was better than the movie
  508. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  509. There goes the neighborhood...
  510. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  511. These aren't my sandwiches
  512. These cravings will never stop
  513. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  514. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  515. they said be careful, we said yolo
  516. They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
  517. they're all dead, dave.
  518. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  519. This apple got a face on it dog
  520. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  521. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  522. This elevator has no 'down'!
  523. this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
  524. this guy keeps following me
  525. This is a good idea
  526. this is just a tribute #thed
  527. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  528. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  529. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  530. This is what i had for breakfast
  531. This is why we can't have good things
  532. This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
  533. This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
  534. This needs a motivational text
  535. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  536. This photo was taken from my iphone
  537. this plot is odd.
  538. this was in the bible
  539. this was my inspiration
  540. this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
  541. those weren't Altoids.
  542. Threaten large birds... check.
  543. Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
  544. Time to reap the whirlwind!
  545. To infinity and Birdyond!
  546. Today i am a Chinese clock
  547. Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
  548. Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
  549. too much lens flare?
  550. Top of the world
  551. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  552. truly, i am euphoric
  553. TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
  554. trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
  555. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  556. turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
  557. Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
  558. Ugh, i'll never understand art.
  559. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  560. Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
  561. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  562. Universe man, Universe man...
  563. Unzipped sock
  564. using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
  565. Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
  566. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  567. Wait for it...
  568. Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
  569. wake up sheeple!
  570. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  571. Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
  572. WARRRBLGARBL
  573. Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
  574. watching dune on shrooms
  575. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  576. We are not men. we are devo.
  577. We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
  578. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  579. We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
  580. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  581. welcome to the space jam
  582. well, so much for the space program
  583. Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
  584. We've got a problem
  585. Whale Selfie!
  586. what a bummer
  587. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  588. what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
  589. what if it's a ghost pepper?
  590. What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
  591. when you see it...
  592. Where did this road come from?!?
  593. where should i put this cool new tatto?
  594. where to buy spanish ham ?
  595. which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
  596. whiskers expecting a new friend :)
  597. Who came first?
  598. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  599. Who stepped on my pop tart?
  600. Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
  601. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  602. whoops GPS error
  603. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  604. WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
  605. Why are there ants on my face?!
  606. Why do people do this?
  607. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  608. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  609. Why should squirrel learn baseball
  610. with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
  611. WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
  612. worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
  613. would you choose the microwave over this?
  614. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  615. Wow. Just, Wow.
  616. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  617. WTF!?
  618. YES
  619. you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
  620. You must be new here.
  621. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  622. You'll never guess what happens next...

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  1. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  2. #DARE to #DREAM
  3. #delfie
  4. #flavorbomb
  5. #Long_Exposure
  6. #me #throwbackthursday
  7. #saturday #memories #beautiful
  8. ???? USA! USA! ????
  9. [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
  10. >< ))*>
  11. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  12. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  13. about to die lol
  14. Always get a full nights rest
  15. An unsuccessful bike design...
  16. As you can see It's windy out here
  17. brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
  18. Captain obvious strikes again
  19. caught the sunset tonight at midday
  20. clever girl.....
  21. Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
  22. Do I look like a penguin?
  23. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  24. Dryads. that is all.
  25. Dude, where's my car?
  26. EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  27. First post, be friendly
  28. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  29. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  30. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  31. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  32. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  33. I can take photos with my teeth!
  34. I don't think this is working
  35. I dream of death
  36. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  37. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
  38. I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
  39. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  40. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  41. in theathers, close to you
  42. Is this real life?
  43. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  44. it's fun to do bad things
  45. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  46. kang, do i look good in this?
  47. ksp mission success
  48. Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
  49. Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
  50. may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
  51. Minister! We're running out of time.
  52. Mmm, Spider cake!
  53. My cat barfed this out
  54. My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
  55. My Hobby: freaking people out
  56. mYTH BUSTED!
  57. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  58. NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
  59. no wonder the cat always sits here
  60. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  61. Nope nope nope nope nope
  62. Not a fruit
  63. now you're hungry too.
  64. OH MY GOD A HORSE
  65. oh, is that godot? Finally...
  66. Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
  67. One of the less popular Transformers.
  68. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  69. Oy, my giblets!
  70. Park and ride
  71. smiling is for optimists
  72. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  73. Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
  74. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  75. Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
  76. that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
  77. that's me!
  78. The birds found the hobbit hole
  79. the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
  80. The designers of this camera literally nailed it
  81. The ents met the triffids
  82. The HORROR!
  83. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  84. The solution to all life's problems
  85. The time has come.
  86. The vlog was better than the movie
  87. THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
  88. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  89. This is why we can't have good things
  90. To infinity and Birdyond!
  91. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  92. two great tastes that go great together
  93. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  94. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  95. van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
  96. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  97. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  98. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  99. Why do people do this?
  100. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  101. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  102. You'll never guess what happens next...

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  1. "...The Aristocrats."
  2. "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
  3. "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
  4. "Is it symmetric this way?"
  5. "Space duckin'" By led blimp
  6. #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
  7. #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
  8. #CATSANDBIRDS
  9. #caturday
  10. #delfie
  11. #duckface
  12. #flavorbomb
  13. #lifehacks
  14. #livefeed #colonoscopy
  15. #Long_Exposure
  16. #me #throwbackthursday
  17. #nofilter
  18. #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
  19. #nomakeup #justnatural
  20. #nomakeup #natural
  21. #satellite #navigation
  22. #selfie #imatree #thuglife
  23. #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
  24. #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
  25. #Toobigtofall
  26. #vampiremirrorselfie
  27. ...Freudian sense tingling...
  28. ????????
  29. ??????????!
  30. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  31. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
  32. >< ))*>
  33. 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
  34. 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
  35. 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
  36. 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
  37. 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
  38. A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
  39. a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
  40. A job so boring a bird could do it
  41. A soulful rendition of "old man river"
  42. A window into my soul
  43. About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
  44. about to die lol
  45. Alan?
  46. All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
  47. All things considered, it turned out nice again
  48. Always get a full nights rest
  49. An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
  50. and then there were nine
  51. Angry sofa is angry.
  52. Anyone craving some soup right about now?
  53. Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
  54. Are you kidding me?
  55. aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
  56. As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
  57. As viewed on a Macintosh plus
  58. Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
  59. awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
  60. AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
  61. Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
  62. BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
  63. Banana invasion in progress
  64. Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
  65. Bay-bae lolz
  66. Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
  67. Best. Funeral. Ever.
  68. better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
  69. bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
  70. birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
  71. Birds are less cute the closer they are.
  72. Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
  73. Black box recorder
  74. blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
  75. Cakephants are my new friends
  76. Can anybody help me identify this animal?
  77. Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
  78. cest ne pas un pipe
  79. Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
  80. check out my usb sword!
  81. Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
  82. Close the pod bay door, Hal.
  83. Copernicus: The early years
  84. CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
  85. cthulu caught me slipping
  86. cthulu wants what cthulu wants
  87. damned ninjas
  88. Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
  89. day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
  90. Death star model 0.0.73
  91. Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
  92. Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
  93. Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
  94. Do I look like a penguin?
  95. Do my feet look fat?
  96. Do my feet smell?
  97. Do you feline lucky, punk?
  98. Do you have a lighter?
  99. Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
  100. Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
  101. Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
  102. doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
  103. drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
  104. drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
  105. Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
  106. DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
  107. emergency butter delivery
  108. ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
  109. Every day my damn cat makes this face
  110. everything makes sense now
  111. Existance is an illusion
  112. father & daughter re-unite!
  113. Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
  114. filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
  115. finally got that squid stache
  116. Fire can sometimes be hot?
  117. First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
  118. First post, be friendly
  119. First screenshot of portal 3 !!
  120. flying car - it is now officially the future
  121. Fnnnaarrrrr!
  122. For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
  123. Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
  124. forgot to turn the oven off!
  125. Freshly waxed floors + new socks
  126. FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
  127. fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
  128. George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
  129. goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
  130. Goldilocks party!
  131. google bots have uncovered some missing bits
  132. Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
  133. GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
  134. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
  135. Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
  136. Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
  137. GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
  138. haha oh my cat
  139. He did say it was edible
  140. He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
  141. He nailed it!
  142. hello darkness my old friend
  143. Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
  144. help wanted. inquire within.
  145. Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
  146. Hey, it's windows 7 again!
  147. hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
  148. HODOR!
  149. Homo helicopteris captured in bali
  150. horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
  151. Hoverboard to full power!
  152. How did I get here?!?
  153. how do i turn this off?
  154. how do you get the screensaver off?
  155. hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
  156. I think I need new glasses.
  157. i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
  158. I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
  159. I blame supernasa
  160. I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
  161. I can walk on my hands
  162. I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
  163. I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
  164. I CHOOSE YOU!
  165. I don't know
  166. i don't remember this scene form star wars
  167. I don't think this is working
  168. I dream of death
  169. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
  170. I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
  171. I guess I only have myself to blame.
  172. i hate it when this happens
  173. I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
  174. I just can't see the point anymore
  175. I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
  176. I knew there would be side effects
  177. I 'M out of the acorn
  178. i need to do my laundry more often.
  179. I say: nuts to that!
  180. I should really separate those
  181. I solved the debt crisis!
  182. I think I can... I think I can
  183. I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
  184. I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
  185. I think there's something here
  186. I thought of it, and it happened
  187. I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
  188. I told you to keep the raptors secure
  189. i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
  190. I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
  191. I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
  192. If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
  193. if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
  194. If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
  195. if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
  196. I'll just go buy cigarettes
  197. I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
  198. I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
  199. I'm a Real Boy!
  200. I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
  201. I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
  202. im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
  203. in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
  204. In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
  205. Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
  206. Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
  207. Is this real life?
  208. Is this room 101?
  209. It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
  210. It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
  211. it was never this complicated when I was a kid
  212. It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
  213. It's a timey-wimey time-lord
  214. it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
  215. It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
  216. I've been robbed!
  217. I've found a new way to feed the poor
  218. I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
  219. I've made a huge mistake
  220. I've never been so aware of my own hunger
  221. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  222. Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
  223. Jugghead got nothing on me :p
  224. Just another day in paradise
  225. just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
  226. just two more trips over the horizon
  227. Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
  228. ksp mission success
  229. Larry asked me to be his wingman
  230. Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
  231. like my new haircut?
  232. Like my new nails?
  233. lol, no i didn't jump
  234. look at me, i'm from England!
  235. Look at that fart propulsion
  236. Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
  237. Look out!
  238. love it!
  239. Made in god's own image, yessiree!
  240. Magnificent as fuck
  241. Magnified 10,000 times
  242. Man in the Moon slumming
  243. Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
  244. Man, it's windy
  245. Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
  246. Mari-OH
  247. marvel universe howard the duck returns
  248. Maths are hard
  249. Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
  250. Me, before the topical ointment
  251. Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
  252. Mentos and lava
  253. Meritocracy is a pipe dream
  254. Minister! We're running out of time.
  255. moo!
  256. Moses lied to me.
  257. Muahahahahahah
  258. My baby is learning how to write!
  259. my cat is sick
  260. My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
  261. My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
  262. my friend posing while a plane flies by
  263. MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
  264. My hero
  265. My Hobby: freaking people out
  266. My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
  267. My new cat is awesome
  268. my new duvet cover!
  269. My new tattoo
  270. my new toaster has some strange attachments
  271. mYTH BUSTED!
  272. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
  273. Need a Haircut
  274. Never gonna give you up...
  275. Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
  276. New car flipping world record set
  277. New means to help collect more evidence
  278. New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
  279. new phone who dis
  280. New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
  281. night sledding deserves a quiet night
  282. No guitar without a sombrero
  283. no one ever suspected the shovel
  284. No wants to hear me talk about my cat
  285. No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
  286. nobody knows the trouble i've seen
  287. Not a fruit
  288. Not Again :(
  289. Nothing new under the sun
  290. Notice anything different?
  291. Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
  292. now you're hungry too.
  293. oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
  294. Oh god is it still following me?
  295. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  296. Oh God! It's happening again!
  297. oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
  298. oh no you didn't
  299. Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
  300. Oh no, it's the moon
  301. omfg, space bugs
  302. On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
  303. Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
  304. oompa loompa diggeti doo
  305. Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
  306. Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
  307. Oy, my giblets!
  308. parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
  309. Park and ride
  310. passed another hitch hiker
  311. Perspective issues
  312. Philae lander found!
  313. photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
  314. Picasso's illegitimate child...
  315. Please send help.
  316. Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
  317. Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
  318. Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
  319. product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
  320. PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
  321. prototype soccer ball
  322. racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
  323. RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
  324. really not how I thought I would die
  325. Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
  326. research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
  327. reverse et
  328. Robert'); Drop Table students;--
  329. run little ghost, run!
  330. sad cow is sad
  331. Said the duchess to the vicar.
  332. sarlac ball-pit!!!
  333. Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
  334. Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
  335. Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
  336. SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
  337. share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
  338. She's got interesting taste in men.
  339. should i see a doctor about this?
  340. smiling is for optimists
  341. So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
  342. So, it has come to this...
  343. So...Magnets, right?
  344. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
  345. Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
  346. Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
  347. stay away from my eggcorns
  348. Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
  349. Steve is realxing
  350. Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
  351. stipple slash of saturn
  352. Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
  353. such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
  354. sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
  355. super high intensity training at NORAD
  356. SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
  357. tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
  358. take two, they are small
  359. terminal velocity is a myth
  360. Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
  361. thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
  362. Thanks Obama!
  363. That is one dapper bird.
  364. That is, in fact, a squirrel.
  365. That's gonna hurt on the way out
  366. that's me!
  367. THAT'S NO MOON
  368. That's not a nut!
  369. That's too much, man!
  370. The basis for fast and furious 13.
  371. The birds found the hobbit hole
  372. The building blocks of life
  373. The Captain Crunch Kraken
  374. The cat brought in another bird.
  375. the charge of the light brigade
  376. The choice is simple.
  377. the dark side of the moon, amirite?
  378. The Dissolution of Parliament.
  379. the event horizon returned
  380. the floor is made of lava. send help.
  381. The French space program
  382. The HORROR!
  383. The knids are hungry
  384. The moon landing was a lie
  385. The Moon Will Eat What it will
  386. The Prodigy is in town!
  387. The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
  388. The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
  389. the rest is darkness and decay
  390. the saddest moment of my childhood
  391. The solution to all life's problems
  392. The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
  393. The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
  394. The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
  395. The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
  396. their love was doomed from the start...
  397. Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
  398. There goes the neighborhood...
  399. There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
  400. There's a third bump, growing fast
  401. These aren't my sandwiches
  402. These cravings will never stop
  403. These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
  404. These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
  405. this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
  406. This apple got a face on it dog
  407. This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
  408. This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
  409. this guy keeps following me
  410. This is a cat
  411. this is just a tribute #thed
  412. this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
  413. This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
  414. This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
  415. This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
  416. This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
  417. This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
  418. this one's over 15 kt bitches!
  419. those weren't Altoids.
  420. Threaten large birds... check.
  421. Today i am a Chinese clock
  422. today's to do list
  423. Top of the world
  424. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
  425. Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
  426. T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
  427. Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
  428. truly, i am euphoric
  429. Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
  430. uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
  431. unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
  432. Universe man, Universe man...
  433. Unzipped sock
  434. Wait for it...
  435. wake up sheeple!
  436. Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
  437. Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
  438. WARRRBLGARBL
  439. watching dune on shrooms
  440. we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
  441. We can't do it, the moon is in the way
  442. we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
  443. We live in a golden age!
  444. Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
  445. Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
  446. Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
  447. Well, now this is a thing.
  448. well, so much for the space program
  449. What could possibly go wrong™?
  450. What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
  451. what to have for breakfast?
  452. when you see it...
  453. where to buy spanish ham ?
  454. Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
  455. Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
  456. Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
  457. why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
  458. Why do people do this?
  459. Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
  460. Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
  461. Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
  462. worst horse ever :(
  463. would you choose the microwave over this?
  464. Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
  465. Wow. Just, Wow.
  466. wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
  467. Yes, I followed the instructions!
  468. You must be new here.
  469. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
  470. You'll never guess what happens next...
  471. Zeus takes his revenge
  472. Zoidgebra 101