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| − | This comic depicts an entertainment news television program. [[Hairy]], as the [[:Category:News anchor|news anchor]], notes that "all Hollywood" is in town, meaning there are a lot of members of the film industry. The event is a movie premiere, a common place for reporters to interview celebrities, actors, and other people related to entertainment. | + | This comic depicts an entertainment news television program. The anchor notes that "all Hollywood" is in town, meaning there are a lot of members of the film industry. The event is a movie premiere, a common place for reporters to interview celebrities, actors, and other people related to entertainment. |
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| − | [[Megan]] represents the reporter at the premiere reporting for the television program. The {{w|red carpet}} is a tradition whereby a long red carpet is laid out leading to the entrance of a theater as a symbol of elegance. {{w|Movie stars}} are said to "walk the red carpet" when they arrive and do interviews and pose for photos along this carpet, most famously seen at the {{w|Oscars}}. | + | [[Megan]] is at the premiere reporting for the television program. The red carpet is a tradition whereby a long red carpet is laid out leading to the entrance of a theatre as a symbol of elegance. {{w|Celebrity|Stars}} are said to "walk the red carpet" when they arrive and do interviews and pose for photos along this carpet. When asked the ambiguous question "How do things look?", instead of reporting on the premiere, Megan reports on the {{w|Sun#Life_cycle|dire long-term outlook}} of our solar system. When asked how the stars are reacting, she makes a pun on stars reacting to the news and hydrogen fusion, the nuclear reaction of actual stars. All stars eventually {{w|Star#Collapse|die}} as a result of this hydrogen fusion. The anchor clarifies he meant movie stars, she notes that they and the rest of humanity will die out from the sun brightening just as the stars will eventually die. In the title text, the buzz refers to ongoing discussion of the movie, analogous to a continuous humming sound. Megan hopes this buzz distracts people from the apparently grave news she has already reported. |
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| − | When asked the ambiguous question "How do things look?", instead of reporting on the premiere and the movie stars arriving, Megan reports on the bleak {{w|Future of the Earth|long-term outlook}} for the {{w|Earth}} as we know it. She states than in about 800 million years the {{w|Sun}} will become so hot that the Earth's {{w|Future_of_the_Earth#Loss_of_oceans|oceans boil away}}. According to the Wikipedia article this will though first happen in about 1.1 billion years. But the 800 million years may have been the best estimate back in 2012 when this comic was released, see for instance this [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2523012/Good-news-Planet-Earth-gets-extra-850-million-years-oceans-boil-away-scientists-expand-Goldilocks-zone.html article] from 2013 that states 850 million years. (The loss of oceans will still happen long before the sun {{w|Sun#After_core_hydrogen_exhaustion|turns into}} a {{w|red giant}} in about 5 billion years).
| + | Also, since "premiere" etymologically means "first", the title might be a pun on the comic number, which only consists of ones (1111). |
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| − | When Hairy then asks how the stars are reacting (meaning how the ''movie stars'' are reacting to this news about the oceans), Megan instead replies that the stars are reacting with {{w|hydrogen fusion}}, the nuclear reaction of actual ''{{w|stars}}'' like the Sun, thus again ostensibly mistaking the intent of the question. All astronomical stars eventually {{w|Star#Collapse|die}} when there is not enough hydrogen (or other heavier atoms) to continue the fusion process that keeps the stars stable.
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| − | Hairy then clarifies that he (of course) meant the movie stars, but Megan keeps being bleak in her reporting as she notes that they also won't last forever, and by the way no one else will. She is of course right as eventually everyone dies,{{Citation needed}} just as the stars will eventually die, but of course much sooner for any living human, movie star or not. This reminding people that they will soon die is a common thing for xkcd, apart from the whole segment of [[:Category:Comics to make one feel old|comics to make one feel old]], there is a specific example in [[1393: Timeghost]] and even more so in [[926: Time Vulture]].
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| − | In the title text Hairy ask about the buzz about the film. The buzz here refers to ongoing discussion of the movie, analogous to a continuous humming sound. Megan exclaims that she hopes this buzz distracts people from the apparently grave news she has already reported.
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| − | Also, since "premiere" etymologically means "first", the title might be a pun on the comic number, which only consists of four ones (1111). | |
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| − | The joke of Megan answering a question in an interview in an unexpected manner was used again in [[1302: Year in Review]].
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| − | Megan had an existential crisis already in [[220: Philosophy]] and later again in [[1822: Existential Bug Reports]]. In the latter it was the Sun swallowing the Earth (not the oceans) that was her concern.
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| | ==Transcript== | | ==Transcript== |
| − | :[The setting is a standard entertainment newscast. Hairy as the news anchor in the studio sits behind a desk, resting his hands on the desk, starts off the segment with an inset feed to the right where Megan can be seen in front of a crowd behind her. The title of this segment is shown below the feed.] | + | :[Standard vacuous entertainment newscast. An anchor starts off the segment with an inset feed of Megan.] |
| − | :Hairy: All Hollywood is in town for tonight's star-studded premiere! We go live to our reporter on the red carpet. | + | :In-studio News Anchor: All Hollywood is in town or tonight's star-studded premier! We go live to our reporter on the red carpet. How do things look? |
| − | :Hairy: How do things look?
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| − | :Title: Red Carpet ''Report''
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| − | :[Megan switches to full-screen. Megan is standing in front of a full crowd of Cueball heads who are behind a typical fancy rope barrier between posts, one of which is visible behind her. She holds a large microphone up to her face.] | + | :[Megan switches to fullscreen. Megan is stating on the red carpet in front of a full crowd.] |
| − | :Megan: Bleak. | + | :Megan: Bleak. In 800 million years, the aging, brightening sun will boil away the oceans, and all this will be blowing sand. |
| − | :Megan: In 800 million years the aging, brightening Sun will boil away the oceans, and all this will be blowing sand.
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| − | :[Switch back to initial framing with Hairy moving his arms further away from himself and Megan now with the microphone visible.] | + | :[Switch back to initial framing] |
| − | :Hairy: Oh. Um. ...Sounds pretty grim. How are the stars reacting? | + | :Anchor: Oh. Um. ..sounds pretty grim. How are the stars reacting? |
| | :Megan: Hydrogen fusion. But it won't last forever. | | :Megan: Hydrogen fusion. But it won't last forever. |
| − | :Hairy: I mean the ''movie'' stars. | + | :Anchor: I mean the *movie* stars. |
| | :Megan: They won't last forever either. None of us will. | | :Megan: They won't last forever either. None of us will. |
| − | :Title: Red Carpet ''Report''
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| | [[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | | [[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] |
| − | [[Category:News anchor]] | + | [[Category:Physics]] |
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