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| titletext = With a space elevator, a backyard full of solar panels could launch about 500 horses per year, and a large power plant could launch 10 horses per minute.
 
| titletext = With a space elevator, a backyard full of solar panels could launch about 500 horses per year, and a large power plant could launch 10 horses per minute.
 
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*A larger version of the image can be found [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/payloads_large.png here].
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A larger version of the image can be found [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/payloads_large.png here].
  
 
==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
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There are also several joke insertions:
 
There are also several joke insertions:
*T-Rex - A dinosaur, but fairly unlikely to be found orbiting Earth.{{Citation needed}}
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*T-Rex - A dinosaur, but fairly unlikely to be found orbiting Earth.
 
*Pegasus - An actual {{w|Pegasus (rocket)|launch vehicle}}, but also the name of a {{w|Pegasus|mythical flying stallion}}. The payload is given as "one Pegasus", which comes out to be slightly less than "one horse".
 
*Pegasus - An actual {{w|Pegasus (rocket)|launch vehicle}}, but also the name of a {{w|Pegasus|mythical flying stallion}}. The payload is given as "one Pegasus", which comes out to be slightly less than "one horse".
 
*Atlas-Centaur - Again, an actual {{w|Atlas-Centaur|launch vehicle}}, but also a reference to the half-human half-horse creatures of Greek mythology. The payload is given in "centaurs", which come out to be slightly more than "horses".
 
*Atlas-Centaur - Again, an actual {{w|Atlas-Centaur|launch vehicle}}, but also a reference to the half-human half-horse creatures of Greek mythology. The payload is given in "centaurs", which come out to be slightly more than "horses".
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!Mass (kg)
 
!Mass (kg)
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Sputnik 1|Sputnik}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/s/sputnik1.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Sputnik 1|Sputnik}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/sputnik1.htm]</sup>
 
|1957-10-04
 
|1957-10-04
 
|2 Dogs
 
|2 Dogs
 
|83.6
 
|83.6
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Vanguard 1}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/v/vanguard1.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Vanguard 1}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/vanuard1.htm]</sup>
 
|1958-03-17
 
|1958-03-17
 
|Squirrel
 
|Squirrel
 
|1.47
 
|1.47
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Pioneer 5}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/p/pioneer5.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Pioneer 5}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/pioneer5.htm]</sup>
 
|1960-03-11
 
|1960-03-11
 
|Large Dog
 
|Large Dog
 
|43
 
|43
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Venera 1}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/v/venera1va.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Venera 1}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/venra1va.htm]</sup>
 
|1961-02-12
 
|1961-02-12
 
|1
 
|1
 
|643.5
 
|643.5
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Mariner 2}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/m/mariner12.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Mariner 2}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/marner12.htm]</sup>
 
|1962-08-27
 
|1962-08-27
 
|3 Dogs
 
|3 Dogs
 
|202.8
 
|202.8
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Apollo Command/Service Module|Apollo}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/a/apollocsm.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Apollo Command/Service Module|Apollo}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/apolocsm.htm]</sup>
 
|1964-05-28
 
|1964-05-28
 
|67
 
|67
 
|30,329
 
|30,329
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Venera 7}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/v/venera.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Venera 7}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/ven3vv70.htm]</sup>
 
|1970-08-17
 
|1970-08-17
 
|3
 
|3
 
|1,180
 
|1,180
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Pioneer 10}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/p/pioneer10-11.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Pioneer 10}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/pior1011.htm]</sup>
 
|1972-03-03
 
|1972-03-03
 
|7 Dogs
 
|7 Dogs
 
|258.8
 
|258.8
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Skylab}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/s/skylab.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Skylab}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/skylab.htm]</sup>
 
|1973-05-14
 
|1973-05-14
 
|171
 
|171
 
|77,088
 
|77,088
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Venera 9}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/v/venera4v-1.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Venera 9}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/venra4v1.htm]</sup>
 
|1975-06-08
 
|1975-06-08
 
|11
 
|11
 
|4,936
 
|4,936
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Voyager 2}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/v/voyager.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Voyager 2}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/voyager.htm]</sup>
 
|1977-08-20
 
|1977-08-20
 
|2
 
|2
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|6,800
 
|6,800
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Hubble}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/h/hst.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Hubble}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/hst.htm]</sup>
 
|1990-04-24
 
|1990-04-24
 
|25
 
|25
 
|11,110
 
|11,110
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Compton Gamma Ray Observatory}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/g/gro.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Compton Gamma Ray Observatory}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/gro.htm]</sup>
 
|1991-04-05
 
|1991-04-05
 
|38
 
|38
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|185
 
|185
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Dawn (spacecraft)|Dawn}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/d/dawn.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Dawn (spacecraft)|Dawn}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/dawn.htm]</sup>
 
|2007-09-27
 
|2007-09-27
 
|3
 
|3
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|6,910
 
|6,910
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Dragon (spacecraft)|Dragon}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/d/dragon.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Dragon (spacecraft)|Dragon}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/craft/dragon.htm]</sup>
 
|2010-06-04
 
|2010-06-04
 
|17
 
|17
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!Payload (kg)
 
!Payload (kg)
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Sputnik (rocket)|Sputnik Launcher}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/s/sputnik8k71ps.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Sputnik (rocket)|Sputnik Launcher}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/lvs/spuk71ps.htm]</sup>
 
|1957-10-04
 
|1957-10-04
 
|1
 
|1
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|9,070
 
|9,070
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Proton-K}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/p/proton-k.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Proton-K}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/lvs/protonk.htm]</sup>
 
|1967-03-10<sup>?</sup>  
 
|1967-03-10<sup>?</sup>  
 
|44
 
|44
 
|19,760
 
|19,760
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Atlas-Centaur}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/a/atlascentaur.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Atlas-Centaur}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/lvs/atlntaur.htm]</sup>
 
|1962-05-08
 
|1962-05-08
 
|8 Centaurs
 
|8 Centaurs
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|443
 
|443
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Atlas I}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/a/atlasi.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Atlas I}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/lvs/atlasi.htm]</sup>
 
|1990-07-25
 
|1990-07-25
 
|13
 
|13
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|3250
 
|3250
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|J-I}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/j/j-1.html]</sup>
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|{{w|J-I}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/lvs/j1.htm]</sup>
 
|1996-02-11
 
|1996-02-11
 
|2
 
|2
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|4200-6882
 
|4200-6882
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Delta IV Heavy|Delta IV-H}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/d/deltaiv.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Delta IV Heavy|Delta IV-H}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/lvs/delheavy.htm]</sup>
 
|2004-12-21
 
|2004-12-21
 
|64
 
|64
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|670 (Proposed)
 
|670 (Proposed)
 
|-
 
|-
|{{w|Ariane 5#Variants|Ariane 5ES}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/a/ariane5es.html]</sup>
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|{{w|Ariane 5#Variants|Ariane 5ES}}<sup>[http://www.astronautix.com/lvs/arine5es.htm]</sup>
 
|2008-03-09
 
|2008-03-09
 
|47
 
|47
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|2009-04-05
 
|2009-04-05
 
|2 Dogs
 
|2 Dogs
|100<sup>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160220205619/http://www.ucsusa.org:80/sites/default/files/legacy/assets/documents/nwgs/Wright-Analysis-of-NK-launcher-3-18-09.pdf]</sup>
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|100<sup>[http://www.ucsusa.org/sites/default/files/legacy/assets/documents/nwgs/Wright-Analysis-of-NK-launcher-3-18-09.pdf]</sup>
 
|-
 
|-
 
|{{w|Atlas V|Atlas V 541}}
 
|{{w|Atlas V|Atlas V 541}}
 
|2011-11-26
 
|2011-11-26
 
|38
 
|38
|17,443<sup>[https://web.archive.org/web/20111021031337/http://www.lockheedmartin.com/data/assets/ssc/cls/AVUG_Rev11_March2010.pdf]</sup>
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|17,443<sup>[http://www.lockheedmartin.com/data/assets/ssc/cls/AVUG_Rev11_March2010.pdf]</sup>
 
|-
 
|-
 
|{{w|Falcon 9}}
 
|{{w|Falcon 9}}
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|2018-11 (Projected)
 
|2018-11 (Projected)
 
|156
 
|156
|70,000<sup>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160319063203/http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/664158main_sls_fs_master.pdf]</sup>
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|70,000<sup>[http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/664158main_sls_fs_master.pdf]</sup>
 
|-
 
|-
 
|{{w|Space Launch System|SLS Block 1B}}
 
|{{w|Space Launch System|SLS Block 1B}}
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| 2030's (Projected)
 
| 2030's (Projected)
 
|289
 
|289
|130,000<sup>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160319063203/http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/664158main_sls_fs_master.pdf]</sup>
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|130,000<sup>[http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/664158main_sls_fs_master.pdf]</sup>
 
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