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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
[[Megan]] is sitting at her desk, writing an error report. Her description of the issue is fairly standard, albeit somewhat vague: A recent software update has broken the support for hardware she needs for her job.  Most likely, she is saying that her OS is now reporting a piece of hardware is no longer supported. This is self-evidently problematic for her, as described in her error report.  
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The humor in this strip comes from her own suggested {{w|workaround}} (a short-term method of working despite the problem), which is absurd as she proposes simply waiting for the {{w|Sun}} to consume the {{w|Earth}} when it turns into a {{w|red giant}} towards the end of its lifetime approximately {{w|Sun#After_core_hydrogen_exhaustion|5 billion years}} from now.
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[[Megan]] is sitting at her desk, writing an error report. Her description of the issue is fairly standard, albeit somewhat vague - a recent software update has caused hardware she requires for her job to become unusable. This is very problematic, as it could prevent her from doing important work. The humor in this strip comes from her workaround (a short-term method of working despite the problem), which is absurd - she proposes simply waiting for the Sun to consume the Earth.
  
While this would eliminate the issue, as both the hardware and software as well as Megan and her job would all cease to exist, this would not be helpful to Megan as it does not address the underlying problem of her being unable to work in the present. 5 billion years is also far in excess of the lifespan of humans{{Citation needed}} and operating systems alike. Lastly, as it does not allow Megan to actually continue her work, it's not strictly speaking a workaround.  
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While this would eliminate the issue, as the hardware, software and Megan would all cease to exist, this would not be helpful to Megan as it does not address the underlying problem of her being unable to work in the present. It would also be extremely inefficient to wait until this occurs as it is expected to take {{w|Sun#After_core_hydrogen_exhaustion|over 5 billion years}}, so it can hardly be considered a short-term fix, and Megan will almost certainly die before this happens {{Citation needed}}.
  
In the title text, [[Randall]] asks for a workaround from Megan's "workaround". He writes it down as another bug report, as though it were a software problem. The answer is that there is '''none'''. Randall in his crisis see no way to prevent Earth from being consumed by the Sun. However, one possible workaround could be evacuation of the Solar System, as if humanity still exists by the time the Earth's destruction occurs, we will likely have highly advanced technology. Maybe at that time it would even be [https://qntm.org/moving possible to move the Earth], first further out to prevent both the engulfment and also the earlier evaporation of the oceans and later it could then be moved back in when the sun turns into a {{w|white dwarf}}. Known physics also allow [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzuHxL5FD5U various methods of reducing the Sun's mass] to prevent it from becoming a red giant; these would require more energy than moving the Earth, but far less precision.
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Megan appears to be having an {{w|Existential_crisis|existential crisis}}, questioning the purpose of her work if everything will eventually be destroyed. The hover text for the [[1821: Incinerator|comic preceding this one]] also references existential crises, suggesting perhaps that Randall is feeling particularly existential at the moment.
  
Megan has previously expressed such existential problems in [[220: Philosophy]], where Randall presented a solution for it. Similar she was depressed in [[1111: Premiere]], where it was the boiling away of the oceans, mentioned above, that was her concern.
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In the title text, Megan has realised that her proposed workaround is itself an issue for the continued survival of the human race. She has raised it as another bug report, as though it were a software problem. No workaround is given, as the Earth being consumed by the Sun is (seemingly) inescapable and Megan does not believe there is anything that can be done to avoid this. However, one possible workaround could be evacuation of the Solar System, as if humanity still exists by the time the Earth's destruction occurs, we will likely have highly advanced technology.
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Megan has previously expressed such existential ideas in [[220: Philosophy]] and [[1111: Premiere]].
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Megan is sitting in an office chair at her desk typing on her laptop. Above her are two light-gray frames with text. Above each frame is a bold header:]
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:'''Issue:'''
 
:Recent update broke support for hardware I need for my job.
 
  
:'''Workaround:'''
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:[Megan is seated at a desk, typing on a laptop.]
:If we wait long enough, the Earth will eventually be consumed by the Sun.
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:ISSUE: Recent update broke support for hardware I need for my job.
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:WORKAROUND: If we wait long enough, the Earth will eventually be consumed by the Sun.
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
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