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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
  
:[A Megan-like woman, with bushy hair, is holding a handheld microphone and interviewing Hairbun and Cueball, standing in a line]
 
:[Heading above the panel]:
 
 
:Asking aircraft designers about airplane safety:
 
:Asking aircraft designers about airplane safety:
 
 
:Hairbun: Nothing is ever foolproof, but modern airliners are incredibly resilient. Flying is the safest way to travel.
 
:Hairbun: Nothing is ever foolproof, but modern airliners are incredibly resilient. Flying is the safest way to travel.
  
:[In a frameless panel, Hairy is holding a handheld microphone and interviewing Cueball]
 
:[Heading above the panel]:
 
 
:Asking building engineers about elevator safety:
 
:Asking building engineers about elevator safety:
 
 
:Cueball: Elevators are protected by multiple tried-and-tested failsafe mechanisms. They're nearly incapable of falling.
 
:Cueball: Elevators are protected by multiple tried-and-tested failsafe mechanisms. They're nearly incapable of falling.
  
:[Ponytail is holding a handheld microphone and interviewing Megan and Cueball, standing in a line]
 
:[Heading above the panel]:
 
 
:Asking software engineers about computerized voting:
 
:Asking software engineers about computerized voting:
 
 
:Megan: That's ''terrifying''.
 
:Megan: That's ''terrifying''.
  
:[Zoomed in on Ponytail, Megan and Cueball's faces]
 
 
:Ponytail: Wait, really?
 
:Ponytail: Wait, really?
 
:Megan: Don't trust voting software and don't listen to anyone who tells you it's safe.
 
:Megan: Don't trust voting software and don't listen to anyone who tells you it's safe.
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:Megan: I don't quite know how to put this, but our entire field is bad at what we do, and if you rely on us, everyone will die.
 
:Megan: I don't quite know how to put this, but our entire field is bad at what we do, and if you rely on us, everyone will die.
  
:[Zoomed back out, showing Ponytail, Megan and Cueball standing in a line]
 
 
:Ponytail: They say they've fixed it with something called "blockchain."
 
:Ponytail: They say they've fixed it with something called "blockchain."
 
:Megan: AAAAA!!!
 
:Megan: AAAAA!!!
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[[Category:Comics featuring Hairbun]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairbun]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]
 
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]

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