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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
  
:[Cueball is at his computer. In the air on either side of him are an angel version of Cueball, with a halo and wings, and a devil version of Cueball, with horns and a pitchfork. The angel's dialogue appears in regular print, while the devil's dialogue appears in white print in black speech balloons.]
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[Cueball is at his computer. In the air on either side of him are an angel version of Cueball, with a halo and wings, and a devil version of Cueball, with horns and a pitchfork.]
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[The angel's dialogue appears in regular print, while the devil's dialogue appears in white print in black speech balloons.]
 
:Angel: Don't use a spreadsheet! Do it '''''right'''''.
 
:Angel: Don't use a spreadsheet! Do it '''''right'''''.
 
:Devil: But a spreadsheet would be so '''''easy'''''.
 
:Devil: But a spreadsheet would be so '''''easy'''''.
 
:Angel: In the long run you'll regret it!
 
:Angel: In the long run you'll regret it!
  
:[Closeup on Cueball, the angel, and the devil.]
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[Closeup on Cueball, the angel, and the devil.]
 
:Angel: Take the time to write ''real'' code.
 
:Angel: Take the time to write ''real'' code.
 
:Devil: Just paste the data! Tinker until it works!
 
:Devil: Just paste the data! Tinker until it works!
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:Devil: ''Feel the power!''
 
:Devil: ''Feel the power!''
  
:[Closeup on the devil.]
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[Closeup on the devil.]
 
:Angel (off-panel): Fight the temptation!
 
:Angel (off-panel): Fight the temptation!
 
:Devil: Ever tried QUERY() in Google Sheets? It lets you treat a block of cells like a database and run SQL queries on them.
 
:Devil: Ever tried QUERY() in Google Sheets? It lets you treat a block of cells like a database and run SQL queries on them.
  
:[Another shot of Cueball at his computer with the angel and devil at either side.]
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[Another shot of Cueball at his computer with the angel and devil at either side.]
:Angel: Don't listen to–
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:Angel: Don't listen to--
:Angel: ...wait, really?
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:Angel: ... wait, really?
:Devil: Yes, and let me tell you about IMPORTHTML()...
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:Devil: Yes, and let me tell you about IMPORTHTML() ...
 
:Angel: ''Oooh...''
 
:Angel: ''Oooh...''
  

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