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− | + | [Cueball is at his computer. In the air on either side of him are an angel version of Cueball, with a halo and wings, and a devil version of Cueball, with horns and a pitchfork.] | |
+ | [The angel's dialogue appears in regular print, while the devil's dialogue appears in white print in black speech balloons.] | ||
:Angel: Don't use a spreadsheet! Do it '''''right'''''. | :Angel: Don't use a spreadsheet! Do it '''''right'''''. | ||
:Devil: But a spreadsheet would be so '''''easy'''''. | :Devil: But a spreadsheet would be so '''''easy'''''. | ||
:Angel: In the long run you'll regret it! | :Angel: In the long run you'll regret it! | ||
− | + | [Closeup on Cueball, the angel, and the devil.] | |
:Angel: Take the time to write ''real'' code. | :Angel: Take the time to write ''real'' code. | ||
:Devil: Just paste the data! Tinker until it works! | :Devil: Just paste the data! Tinker until it works! | ||
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:Devil: ''Feel the power!'' | :Devil: ''Feel the power!'' | ||
− | + | [Closeup on the devil.] | |
:Angel (off-panel): Fight the temptation! | :Angel (off-panel): Fight the temptation! | ||
:Devil: Ever tried QUERY() in Google Sheets? It lets you treat a block of cells like a database and run SQL queries on them. | :Devil: Ever tried QUERY() in Google Sheets? It lets you treat a block of cells like a database and run SQL queries on them. | ||
− | + | [Another shot of Cueball at his computer with the angel and devil at either side.] | |
− | :Angel: Don't listen | + | :Angel: Don't listen to-- |
− | :Angel: ...wait, really? | + | :Angel: ... wait, really? |
− | :Devil: Yes, and let me tell you about IMPORTHTML()... | + | :Devil: Yes, and let me tell you about IMPORTHTML() ... |
:Angel: ''Oooh...'' | :Angel: ''Oooh...'' | ||