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| + | i want to bite off pinki's dick and chew it up real nice <33. hopefully his cum will be actually rainbow, that'd just be cute. a mix of smooth rainbow cum and frothy white, cream like blood, would be a dream. <33 continuing on from what i said before, his entire body is edible, correct? to his head to his toes. fun fun. id love to run my fingers through the soft fur on his exposed belly, playing with that little blue heart on his tum tum <3. after taking him in, I'd start with the wings, those small, delicate, little wings. id imagine theyd taste something like vanilla. id pluck off the feathers, one by one, licking that little honeydew-like drop that comes from the base of the wing where the feather connected. pinki's cock, of course, would be dripping with precum. the little slut likes to say he hates sex but he sure does seem to enjoy what im doing to him <3. once hes ripped of his feathers, id crack the wing off at the bone. id suckle the open wound, running my tongue over where the bone connected. with my other hand, id smear the frosting from the other wound over his soft fur, making it a sticky mess. i think you get the picture <3 |
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| − | | date = November 16, 2022
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| − | | title = Feature Comparison
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| − | | titletext = Below the Web, and the Dark Web, a shadowy parallel world of Cybiko users trade messages on the Translucent Neon Plastic Web.
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| − | ==Explanation==
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| − | {{incomplete|Created by a MULTIHOMED MESH NODE. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
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| − | This comic compares different remote communication services, including the relatively well-known {{w|Twitter}}, {{w|Discord}}, {{w|Mastodon (software)|Mastodon}}, {{w|Facebook}} (FB), {{w|Slack (software)|Slack}}, {{w|Signal (software)|Signal}}, {{w|Internet Relay Chat}} (IRC), {{w|Tumblr}}, {{w|Reddit}}, and {{w|SMS}} mobile telephone text messages. It also includes the less well-known {{w|Cybiko}}® wireless handheld computer for teens. For each of these, it purports to indicate which of various features they support. The comic illustrates how feature comparison charts/infographics can be abused by sellers who are trying to make their products look better than they really are, compared to their main competitors. The comic was likely inspired by the recent news coverage of Twitter's purchase by {{w|Elon Musk}}, and the subsequent mass firings and resignation of its staff, causing many users to start looking for alternatives.
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| − | The Cybiko was a handheld computer designed for teens and released in 2000, which featured its own two-way radio text messaging capabilities along with built-in games and a music player. Additional information about it is available at [http://cultureandcommunication.org/deadmedia/index.php/Cybiko the Dead Media Archive], as the device has not been manufactured since 2003. The chart implies that the Cybiko has an advantage over all of the other listed communication services, as it is capable of all eight of the table's listed features - {{w|Private message|direct messaging}}, {{w|group chat}}s, {{w|file transfer}}, built-in {{w|video game|games}}, instances of the software run by individual users instead of the corporation producing it, lack of a {{w|Server (computing)|central server}} requirement, {{w|mesh networking}}, and wireless message delivery without an active internet connection - with none of the others being close.
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| − | The comic, purposefully, does not mention the downsides of the Cybiko, that being purchasing and finding friends who own one can be its own challenge, as it was discontinued nearly 20 years ago. Additionally, the comparison can be considered apples to oranges, since Cybiko is a ''device'' rather than a ''service''; a fairer comparison would be to a modern {{w|smartphone}}, which can provide most of these features via multiple apps, including ones written especially for such rival services. Even ignoring the above, some of the Cybiko's "advantages" come with their own drawbacks: while not requiring a central server nor the Internet, for example, is touted as a plus, the Cybiko instead relies on having other devices in proximity to relay messages, meaning unless the person you are sending to is nearby it will not function, which is not an issue of any of the other options. "Mesh networking" is simply a consequence of the design, and is thus akin to advertising say, that a car makes ''vroom'' noises.
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| − | This comic contains several errors. Mastodon doesn't require a central server, or support file transfer. Discord does not provide for user-run instances itself, only user-moderated and administrated instances. (There are two third party Discord server implementations, but it is unclear whether those could be counted as run by users.) Slack does not provide for user-run instances itself. Reddit does not provide for user-run instances at all, only user moderation and administration. IRC does require at least one central server,[https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc1459.html] and relegates file transfer support to the domain of client extensions. Signal is heavily used in user-run instances via a diverse ecosystem of code forks; many of these don't require a central server, a couple use mesh networking. Reddit occasionally does have built-in games. Finally, Tumblr and SMS both have a form of group chats. An earlier version of the comic suggesting that Mastodon has no user-run instances was corrected by [[Randall]] shortly after publication of the original.
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| − | The title text refers to the translucent plastic covers that were popular in the late 90's and early 00's.
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| − | :[A table with checkmarks to indicate which features various messaging services have. Each column is labeled with a service name and its logo beneath, except that for the last column, the device's longer name is written higher than all the other services' names, with an arrow pointing to a drawing of the device below it.]
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| − | ! Twitter
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| − | ! Cybiko® wireless<br>handheld computer<br>for teens (2000)
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i want to bite off pinki's dick and chew it up real nice <33. hopefully his cum will be actually rainbow, that'd just be cute. a mix of smooth rainbow cum and frothy white, cream like blood, would be a dream. <33 continuing on from what i said before, his entire body is edible, correct? to his head to his toes. fun fun. id love to run my fingers through the soft fur on his exposed belly, playing with that little blue heart on his tum tum <3. after taking him in, I'd start with the wings, those small, delicate, little wings. id imagine theyd taste something like vanilla. id pluck off the feathers, one by one, licking that little honeydew-like drop that comes from the base of the wing where the feather connected. pinki's cock, of course, would be dripping with precum. the little slut likes to say he hates sex but he sure does seem to enjoy what im doing to him <3. once hes ripped of his feathers, id crack the wing off at the bone. id suckle the open wound, running my tongue over where the bone connected. with my other hand, id smear the frosting from the other wound over his soft fur, making it a sticky mess. i think you get the picture <3
