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| number    = 2718
 
| number    = 2718
 
| date      = December 30, 2022
 
| date      = December 30, 2022
| title    = New Year's Eve Party
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| title    = New Year's Eve 2023
 
| image    = new_years_eve_2023_2x.png
 
| image    = new_years_eve_2023_2x.png
 
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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
{{w|New Year's glasses}} are novelty eyeglasses typically worn at New Year's Eve parties, shaped like the digits of the upcoming year. They were popularized in the late 1990s and early 2000s since the middle digits (9 and 0) had holes large enough to look through or mount lenses into.  
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{{incomplete|Created by a "2023" LASER EYE SURGEON - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
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{{w|New Year's glasses}} are novelty glasses typically worn at New Year's Eve parties and are shaped like the digits of the upcoming year. They were popularized in the late 1990s and early 2000s since the middle digits (9 and 0) had holes large enough to look through or mount lenses into.  
  
[[Ponytail]], [[White Hat]], [[Megan]] and [[Cueball]] are at a party. The first three are wearing novelty glasses in the shape of the numerals "2023", representing the upcoming New Year. Cueball has chosen to obtain cosmetic {{w|laser eye surgery}} instead. Usually, such procedures are intended to adjust patient's corneas to correct vision problems, as an alternative to glasses and contact lenses. Cueball has apparently had the digits 2023 etched into his eyes as an alternative to wearing novelty glasses. While {{w|scleral tattooing}} is performed for cosmetic reasons, and {{w|corneal tattooing}} for both cosmetic and vision benefits, the efficacy and safety of either process is not universally accepted. The laser procedure has damaged Cueball's vision so much that he mistakes a newcomer to the party resembling [[Hairy]] as [[Rob]]. Realizing he made a mistake, his second guess is that the new arrival is named Mike.
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[[Ponytail]], [[White Hat]], [[Megan]] and [[Cueball]] are at a party. The first three are wearing such glasses in the shape of the numerals "2023", in honor of the upcoming New Year. It appears that Cueball has pursued a different approach and may have obtained laser eye surgery. Usually, this is geared towards adjusting person's corneas towards correcting long- or short-sightedness, so that glasses are less necessary in everyday life.
  
In the title text, an earlier conversation with his {{w|ophthalmologist}} has established Cueball's problems are due to the laser burning the digits straight onto his eyeballs, without regard to endangering his vision. Most previous depictions of Cueball have not shown him wearing glasses. Laser eye surgery was referenced along with other laser equipment in [[1681: Laser Products]].
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Here, it has clearly ruined his vision enough that he momentarily mistakes a [[Hairy]]-like individual, who it seems has just arrived at the party and not yet divested himself of his outdoors jacket, as [[Rob]] (generally shown as a Cueball, himself). Realising he's probably in error, an immediate second guess is that the new arrival is someone called Mike, but we don't know if Cueball is any more correct in this.
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In the title text, it becomes clear that this is because he has had the laser actually shape and/or burn the digits straight onto his eyeballs, obviously without any regard to his normal vision (not notably having required correction, before now).
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In actuality, {{w|scleral tattooing}} can be done for 'cosmetic' reasons, with {{w|corneal tattooing}} claiming both cosmetic and vision-improvement benefits, but the efficacy and safety of the process is not universally accepted.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Ponytail and White Hat stand talking to each other to the left while Megan walks to the right away from them. The are all wearing glasses in the shape of the number 2023. Ponytail holds a glass up in one hand and White Hat a plate with snacks in one hand and a single snack in the other. Megan has an extra pair of 2023 glasses in one hand and a wine glass in the other. Cueball is standing to the right of Megan looking at Hairy to the far right. Hairy is facing Cueball and has his coat over one arm. Cueball is indicated to squint at Hairy as depicted by a set of short radial lines projecting away from Cueball's face.]
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{{incomplete transcript|Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
:Cueball: Hey Rob! Or, uh...  
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[Ponytail, White Hat, Megan, Cueball, and Hairy are standing around. Ponytail, White Hat, and Megan are wearing glasses in the shape of the number 2023.]
:Cueball: Sorry, is that Mike?
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Cueball: Hey Rob! Or, Uh... Sorry, is that Mike?
  
:[Caption below the panel]:
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Caption: I'm regretting my New Year's Eve novelty "2023" laser eye surgery.
:I'm regretting my New Year's Eve novelty "2023" laser eye surgery.
 
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*The original name of the comic was "New Year's Eve 2023". The comic was later renamed, likely because the New Year's Eve was on December 31, 202<u>2</u>.
 
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
  
[[Category:New Year]]
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring White Hat]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring White Hat]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]
 
[[Category:Medicine]]
 

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