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| title = Pickup Lines | | title = Pickup Lines | ||
| image = pickup_lines.png | | image = pickup_lines.png | ||
| − | | titletext = That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed onto the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window. Let's fucking do it and never look back. | + | | titletext = That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed onto the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window. Let's fucking do it and never look back. |
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*"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." | *"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." | ||
| − | + | *"Is your dad a thief, because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes."([http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/isyourdadpickuplines.html Is Your Dad Pick Up Lines]) | |
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*"You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night." | *"You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night." | ||
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The title text refers to a pickup line like this: "That shirt looks good on you, but would look even better on my bedroom floor." But here the shirt is used as fuse for a {{w|Molotov cocktail}} thrown into their office. | The title text refers to a pickup line like this: "That shirt looks good on you, but would look even better on my bedroom floor." But here the shirt is used as fuse for a {{w|Molotov cocktail}} thrown into their office. | ||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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:Cueball: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together. | :Cueball: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together. | ||
| − | + | :Cueball: Is your father a thief? because that's totally my jetta you parked outside. | |
| − | + | :Cueball: You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night | |
| − | :Cueball: Is your father a thief? | + | :Cueball: screaming. |
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| − | :Cueball: You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night | ||
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{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
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[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | ||
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]] | ||
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