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| number    =348
 
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| date      =November 23, 2007
 
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| title    =Close to You
 
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| image    =close_to_you.png
 
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| titletext =We should probably talk about this before the wedding.
 
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==Explanation==
 
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This is Randall's version of the popular {{w|Carpenters (band)|Carpenters}} song, "{{w|(They Long to Be) Close to You}}." The actual first verse goes like this:
 
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:''Why do birds suddenly appear''
 
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:''Every time you are near?''
 
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:''Just like me, they long to be''
 
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:''Close to you''
 
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In this parody, the reason birds suddenly appear whenever the girl is near is because the girl is a zombie, and those are {{w|Turkey Vulture|turkey vultures}}, carrion birds that prey on the flesh of dead bodies.
 
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The title text is joking about couples not discussing their relationship before their wedding, as is seen [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/302:_Names here].
 
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==Transcript==
 
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:[Cueball is singing to Megan, who has wiggly lines and unkempt hair. Musical notes appear around Cueball's words.]
 
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:Cueball: Why do birds suddenly appear
 
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:[Still singing.]
 
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:Cueball: Every tiiiime you are neeear
 
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:[Cueball stops singing. He looks up.]
 
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:Cueball: Wait, are those turkey vultures?
 
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:[Cueball turns to Megan.]
 
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:Cueball: Okay, listen, are you a zombie?
 
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:Megan: Hurrghhh...
 
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{{comic discussion}}
 
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
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[[Category:Songs]]
 
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[[Category:Zombies]]
 
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[[Category:Romance]]
 

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