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| | number = 402 | | | number = 402 |
− | | date = March 28, 2008 | + | | date = March 28, 2011 |
| | title = 1,000 Miles North | | | title = 1,000 Miles North |
| | image = 1000_miles_north.png | | | image = 1000_miles_north.png |
− | | titletext = Twister would've been a much better movie if they'd cut out the bad-guy storm chaser and all the emotional romance crap. All you need for a good movie are tornados and scientists. Actually, that's all you need for anything. | + | | imagesize = |
| + | | titletext = Twister would've been a much better movie if they'd cut out the bad-guy storm chaser and all the emotional romance crap. All you need for a good movie are tornados and scientists. Actually, that's all you need for anything. |
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| ==Explanation== | | ==Explanation== |
− | Spoofing off of {{w|tornado chasers}} are these permafrost chasers, who are just like tornado chasers, but they are chasing very boring<sup>[[[285: Wikipedian Protester|''citation needed'']]]</sup> permafrost. {{w|Permafrost}} is a layer of ground that never thaws, unlike ground closer to the equator, where the ground freezes in winter and thaws in the spring. | + | Spoofing off of tornado chasers are these permafrost chasers, who are just like tornado chasers, but they are chasing very boring permafrost. {{w|Permafrost}} is a layer of ground that never thaws, unlike ground south of where they are at where the ground freezes in winter and thaws in the spring. |
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− | The title text references the 1996 movie ''{{w|Twister (1996 film)|Twister}}'' about a crazy group of tornado chasers trying to drop a probe-releasing device named Dorothy (based on the real-life project {{w|TOtable Tornado Observatory|TOTO}}) into the heart of a tornado. However, much of the story was about Bill and his ex, both chasers, falling back in love, another chaser who is fighting Bill for research grants and fame, and a tornado that likes to chase people. [[Randall]] comments that the movie would have been better if they had lost all of the above except the tornadoes and the scientist, which is basically all you need for a good movie. And then he continues his musings by saying that tornadoes and scientists "are all you need for anything."
| + | Twister was a movie about a crazy group of tornado chasers trying to drop a probe releasing device named {{w|DOROTHY}} into the heart of a tornado. However much of the story was about Bill and his ex, both chasers, falling back in love, another chaser who is fighting Bill for research grants and fame, and a tornado that likes to chase people. |
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− | This seems to be the first comic mentioning tornadoes, but since then they have become a [[:Category:Tornadoes|recurring subject]] on xkcd, and in the next two tornado comics, [[640: Tornado Hunter]] and [[752: Phobia]], tornadoes and tornado chasers are actually featured.
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− | ==Transcript==
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− | :[A van (almost exiting the frame to the right) and a pickup truck behind the van are driving on a road where dust blows up behind the tires. There are three mountain peaks in the background. In the rear of the truck is a cylindrical-shaped object. Above the truck there are two frames with yellow background and text. The top frame is at the height of the mountains, the other just above the truck.]
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− | :1,000 miles north of tornado alley
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− | :A new breed of scientists has emerged.
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− | :[At the base of a mountain (or glacier front) to the right, Cueball runs towards Ponytail (as shown with a curling line behind his raised leg). He is carrying a laptop in his arms, and he has a headset with antenna and microphone on. Ponytail is holding a probe in both hands, maybe drilling it into the ground. Grass and small rocks are drawn around them. At the top is another frame with yellow background and text.]
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− | :Half researchers, half adrenaline junkies
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− | :Ponytail: What's the reading?
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− | :Cueball: 3.9 meters down, gradient's off the charts!
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− | :[The pickup truck is shown in a zoom in from the side. Cueball is driving very fast, while holding a Walkie-talkie up to his head. The cylinder in the rear, from the first frame, now clearly turns out to be some kind of instrument with a small parabolic disc and a smaller antenna, and there are some labels and a text is written across it, although it is difficult to read. At the top is another frame with yellow background and text.]
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− | :Risking everything for the thrill of the hunt
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− | :Cueball: The freeze line is shifting! We've never seen anything like it!
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− | :Cylinder: Riwan
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− | :[Ponytail is holding a large video camera down towards a tiny spot of grass on the ground. She is standing in a barren field with one small mountain to the left and three small mountain peaks to the right in background. Behind her is a large box connected to a small radio with a long antenna. Cueball speaks to her over his walkie-talkie, his voice coming from the radio via a zigzag line. At the top is a final frame with yellow background and text.]
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− | :Permafrost chasers
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− | :Ponytail: I'm getting some great footage here!
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− | :Cueball: Dammit, Harding, it's not worth your neck! Get the hell out of there!
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| {{comic discussion}} | | {{comic discussion}} |
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− | [[Category:Comics with color]]
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− | [[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]
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| [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] |
− | [[Category:Tornadoes]] | + | [[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] |