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| image = mission.png | | image = mission.png | ||
| titletext = Don't you know? The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six. | | titletext = Don't you know? The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six. | ||
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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
− | [[Cueball]] and [[Beret Guy]] are on a mission, intending to destroy whatever machine they are in | + | [[Cueball]] and [[Beret Guy]] are on a mission, intending to destroy whatever machine they are in. Except that [[Beret Guy]] tends to be a bit surreal and brought a bag for holding pastries instead of explosive charges. |
− | This is not the first time he's | + | This is apparently not the first time he's done something like this, mistaking a mission for a trip to a bakery. |
− | + | ==Transcript== | |
+ | [Two figures, one in a beret, are rappelling down separate ropes into the interior workings of a large machine] | ||
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+ | Man 1: Okay, we're in the belly of the machine. You got the charges? | ||
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+ | Man 2 (with beret): The what? | ||
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+ | [The two are standing next to some large pieces of machinery]] | ||
− | The | + | Man 1 [gesturing]: The explosive charges! |
− | + | Man 2 [pulling out a bag]: I just brought this bag for pastries. | |
− | + | Man 1: The hell? We're on a mission here! | |
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− | : | + | Man 2 [looking around]: This isn't a bakery? |
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− | + | Man 1 [head in hand]: Oh, Christ, not this shit again. | |
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− | + | Man 2 [crouching by some lug nuts lying on a piece of machinery]: What about these scones? | |
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− | + | Man 1: Those are lug nuts. | |
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− | + | Man 2 [stuffing them in his mouth]: ...Maybe SOME of them aren't. <<crunch>> Ow! <<crunch>> | |
+ | {{Comic discussion}} | ||
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | ||
[[Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy]] | ||
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