Editing 525: I Know You're Listening

{{comic
| number    = 525
| date      = January 2, 2009
| title     = I Know You're Listening
| image     = i know youre listening.png
| titletext = Basically it's Pascal's Wager for the paranoid prankster.
}}

==Explanation==
[[Cueball]] periodically says "I know you're listening" aloud in empty rooms. The idea is, that if nobody is listening he doesn't lose anything, but if somebody ''is'' listening he gains by freaking them out.

As mentioned in the title text, this is similar to {{w|Pascal's Wager}}. Blaise Pascal was a French philosopher and mathematician who discussed the issue of the possibility that God actually does exist or not. A rational person should believe in God because he wouldn't lose anything if this is wrong, but if this belief is correct he would gain immensely by going to heaven at his afterlife due to being a Christian (of course, this argument fails when you start arguing over ''which'' God(s) to believe).


{| class="wikitable"
|+ Game Theory Matrix of Cueball's Choice
|-
| || Nobody's spying on Cueball || Somebody's spying on Cueball
|-
| Cueball does nothing || Null outcome || Cueball is being spied on
|-
| Cueball claims to know<br>that they're listening || Only an omniscient observer<br>would be privy to the absurdity<br>of Cueball's actions || Cueball freaks out the spies
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Game Theory Matrix of Pascal's Wager
|-
| || God does not exist || God exists <!-- || ''Different'' god/gods exist -->
|-
| Atheism || Null outcome || Hell <!-- || Undefined, possible indifference -->
|-
| Faith || Wasted effort || Heaven <!-- || Undefined, possible punishment -->
|}

==Transcript==
:Now and then, I announce "I know you're listening" to empty rooms.
:[Cueball is sitting in an armchair, reading. He murmurs something.]
:[Second man in front of a large computer terminal jumps out of chair after hearing the first man mumble. His chair has fallen over.]
:If I'm wrong, no one knows. And if I'm right, maybe I just freaked the hell out of some secret organization.

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 ==Explanation==
-[[Cueball]] occasionally says "I know you're listening" aloud in empty rooms. The idea is, that if nobody is listening he doesn't lose anything, but if somebody ''is'' listening he gains by freaking them out. In this case another Cueball-like surveillance man does get quite the shock.
+[[Cueball]] periodically says "I know you're listening" aloud in empty rooms. The idea is, that if nobody is listening he doesn't lose anything, but if somebody ''is'' listening he gains by freaking them out.
-As mentioned in the title text, this is similar to {{w|Pascal's Wager}}. {{w|Blaise Pascal}} was a French philosopher and mathematician who discussed the issue of the possibility that God actually does exist or not. According to Pascal, a rational person should live as though (a Christian) God exists, because he would lose negligible things if this turns out not to be true, but would gain immensely if it is true, by going to heaven in the afterlife. As Pascal himself recognized, this is not a proof of any god's existence, Christian or otherwise, but rather an inexorable choice made by every human being. Cueball makes a similar choice here, though hardly for such a moral reason.
+As mentioned in the title text, this is similar to {{w|Pascal's Wager}}. Blaise Pascal was a French philosopher and mathematician who discussed the issue of the possibility that God actually does exist or not. A rational person should believe in God because he wouldn't lose anything if this is wrong, but if this belief is correct he would gain immensely by going to heaven at his afterlife due to being a Christian (of course, this argument fails when you start arguing over ''which'' God(s) to believe).
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 ==Transcript==
-:[Caption above the two panels of the comic:]
 :Now and then, I announce "I know you're listening" to empty rooms.
+:[Cueball is sitting in an armchair, reading. He murmurs something.]
-:[Cueball is sitting in an armchair, reading. He murmurs something unreadable.]
+:[Second man in front of a large computer terminal jumps out of chair after hearing the first man mumble. His chair has fallen over.]
-:[A second Cueball-like surveillance man with headphones, seems to have gotten up from his office chair so fast that is has fallen over and lies behind him. He is now standing in front of a large computer terminal with two screens, he can hear Cueball's mumble as it is shown as coming from one of the screens. The surveillance man is leaning back away from the terminal while holding a hand to his headphones.]
-:[Caption below the panels:]
 :If I'm wrong, no one knows. And if I'm right, maybe I just freaked the hell out of some secret organization.
-==Trivia==
-*This comic has a clear resemblance to the [[:Category:My Hobby|My Hobby]] series. This would also make it clear the Cueball in this comic is actually [[Randall]].
-*10 years later Randall made a similar comic: [[2203: Prescience]].
-*See also [[628: Psychic]] for similar guess work to make you look cool.
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