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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
− | {{ | + | {{incomplete|The title text is not explained accurately. Fermi paradox and Drake equation has to be explained; Fermi and Hart did not develop an equation like this. What is the result of the equation given the suggested input - how do the units cancel out? This should also be explained?}} |
+ | The {{w|Drake Equation}} is a well known; it provides a means to estimate the number of intelligent civilizations that presently exist in our universe. {{w|Enrico Fermi}} and {{w|Michael H. Hart}} explored the consequences of the equation, and realized that once a civilization develops interstellar travel, an entire galaxy would be colonized in a relatively short period of time. The {{w|Fermi Paradox}} is the contradiction between this result, that our galaxy should be literally teeming with life, and our total inability to find any evidence for this. | ||
− | + | The 'Fermirotica' equation actually implies a similar paradox. It estimates the likely distance that you would have to travel, in any direction, before you encountered a couple having sex. It demonstrates to us what we already know, that sex is all around us. But why don't we see any evidence for it? The answer, in this case, is that most people have sex in private - they hide their activity from outside eyes. | |
− | + | It is possible that the comic is also suggesting that this is the reason for the Fermi Paradox; the aliens are simply concealing themselves from us. The possible reasons for this are unknown. Perhaps they have been watching {{w|Star Trek}}, and realize how much weight we give to the {{w|Prime Directive}}. | |
− | The | + | The title text contains two separate statements. The first statement praises Google's dimensional analysis, or more accurately its ability to do unit conversion. Google can analyze the equation "sqrt( 2 / (pi * (18600 / mile^2) * (80 / year) * 30 minutes) )" and produce the answer in the correct SI units: 139.379395 meters. The second statement in the title text is a kind of disclaimer; the calculation uses only average quantities, and the true result would depend on a number of variables including (a) the time of day (fewer people have sex in the middle of the day) and whether "your mom" was in town (she is exceptionally slutty). |
− | + | Even though the date of publication of this comic is April 1, 2009, there is no evidence of it being a prepared as an April Fool's joke. | |
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
− | + | :P<sub>d</sub> Regional Population Density (e.g. 18,600/mi²) | |
− | :P<sub>d</sub> Regional | + | :X<sub>f</sub> Average Person's Frequency of Sex (e.g. 80/Year) |
− | :X<sub>f</sub> Average | + | :X<sub>d</sub> Average Duration of Sex (e.g. 30 Minutes) |
− | :X<sub>d</sub> Average | ||
:r=sqrt(2/(π*P<sub>d</sub>*X<sub>f</sub>*X<sub>d</sub>)) | :r=sqrt(2/(π*P<sub>d</sub>*X<sub>f</sub>*X<sub>d</sub>)) | ||
:On average, someone within distance r of you is having sex. | :On average, someone within distance r of you is having sex. | ||
− | + | :[Cueball standing at easel.] | |
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:Cueball: Mmm, That probable couple 150 meters away is so hot. Oh yeah, theoretically work it, baby. | :Cueball: Mmm, That probable couple 150 meters away is so hot. Oh yeah, theoretically work it, baby. | ||
:From out of frame: Hey! No statistical voyeurism! | :From out of frame: Hey! No statistical voyeurism! | ||
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{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | ||
[[Category:Sex]] | [[Category:Sex]] | ||
[[Category:Math]] | [[Category:Math]] | ||
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:April fool's comics]] |
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