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| title    = Tech Support Cheat Sheet
 
| title    = Tech Support Cheat Sheet
 
| image    = tech_support_cheat_sheet.png
 
| image    = tech_support_cheat_sheet.png
| titletext = 'Hey Megan, it's your father. How do I print out a flowchart?'
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| titletext = 'Hey Megan, it's your father. How do I print off a flowchart?'
 
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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
The main point of this comic is that many tech-savvy people may not know much about computers (and certainly don’t automatically know how to do everything someone may want help with). They just have developed an intuition which works in many situations. This intuition is shown here in the form of a diagram. In particular, the chart exposes the computer expert's secret ingredient: trial and error.
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It is impossible to support all things for all people. That should be a maxim posted in every IT office. There is a belief that because someone is good with computers that they have used all software and know all of its intricacies. This is not true. In the case of the support person not knowing the exact answer, which is most of the time, they begin to follow a set of rules that they have developed for finding the answer to the problem. This is what [[Randall]] has given us. A generalized form for how to find the solution for almost anything.
  
A {{w|flowchart}} is an organizational tool for showing process flow. A box is an instruction, a diamond indicates a question, and the arrows control the flow from one symbol to another. Other flowchart comics can be found [[:Category:Flowcharts|here]].
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A {{w|flowchart}} is an organizational tool for showing process flow. A box is informational, a diamond indicates a decision, and the arrows control the flow from one symbol to another.
  
The title text is a sad admission that even knowing the procedure for how to fix the problem, many people will not follow it and still call their presumably more tech-savvy children.  (In a minority of cases, it may be that the person '''did''' try to follow it, and still ended up at the "Ask someone for help or give up" step.) In this case the father of [[Megan]] calls her to help print the flowchart to put near his computer so he can be the computer wiz...
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The title text is a sad admission that even knowing the procedure for how to fix the problem, many people will not follow it and still call tech support.
 
 
This is one of the cases where the name Megan is used, without the character Megan being drawn in the comic.
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:Dear various parents, grandparents, co-workers, and other "not computer people."
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:Narrator: Dear various parents, grandparents, co-workers, and other "not computer people."
:We don't magically know how to do everything in every program. When we help you, we're usually just doing this:
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:Narrator: We don't magically know how to do everything in every program. When we help you, we're usually just doing this:
  
 
:[There is a flowchart there. Numbers are included to improve clarity, and do not appear in the original.]
 
:[There is a flowchart there. Numbers are included to improve clarity, and do not appear in the original.]
  
 
:Rectangle: Start.
 
:Rectangle: Start.
:[Go to 1.]
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:[go to 1]
 
 
:[1. Diamond] Find a menu item or button which looks related to what you want to do.
 
:[I can't find one - go to 2.]
 
:[Ok - go to 3.]
 
 
 
:[2. Diamond] Pick one at random.
 
:[I've tried them all - go to 4.]
 
:[Ok - go to 3.]
 
  
:[3. Rectangle] Click it.
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:{1. Diamond} Find a menu item or button which looks related to what you want to do.
:[Go to 5.]
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:[I can't find one - go to 2]
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:[ok - go to 3]
  
:[4. Rectangle] Google the name of the program plus a few words related to what you want to do. Follow any instructions.
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:{2. Diamond} Pick one at random.
:[Go to 5.]
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:[I've tried them all - go to 4]
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:[Ok - go to 3]
  
:[5. Diamond] Did it work?
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:{3. Rectangle} Click it.
:[Yes - go to 8.]
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:[go to 5]
:[No - go to 6.]
 
  
:[6. Diamond] Have you been trying this for over half an hour?
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:{4. Rectangle} Google the name of the program plus a few words related to what you want to do. Follow any instructions.
:[Yes - go to 7.]
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:[go to 5]
:[No - go to 1.]
 
  
:[7. Rectangle] Ask someone for help or give up.
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:{5. Diamond} Did it work?
:[End of flowchart.]
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:[Yes - go to 8]
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:[No - go to 6]
  
:[8. Rectangle] You're done!
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:{6. Diamond} Have you been trying this for over half an hour?
:[End of flowchart.]
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:[Yes - go to 7]
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:[No - go to 1]
  
:Please print this flowchart out and tape it near your screen. Congratulations; you're now the local computer expert!
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:{7. Rectangle} Ask someone for help or give up.
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:[End of flowchart]
  
==Trivia==
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:{8. Rectangle} You're done!
This comic used to be available [https://web.archive.org/web/20220125010250/https://store.xkcd.com/products/tech-support as a T-shirt] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20220125023401/https://store.xkcd.com/products/signed-prints as a signed print] in the xkcd store before it was [[Store|shut down]].
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:[End of flowchart]
  
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:Narrator: Please print this flowchart out and tape it near your screen. Congratulations; you're now the local computer expert!
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
 
[[Category:Flowcharts]]
 
[[Category:Flowcharts]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
[[Category:Google Search]]
 
[[Category:Comics with xkcd store products]]
 

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