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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
The adverb "literally" implies that the action it describes actually happened, while its opposite, "figuratively", is used when the action it describes is being used as a figure of speech, and is not a representation of what actually happened. However, "literally" is often used colloquially as an intensifier, to mean "really" or "very", and even though many dictionaries such as [http://www.merriam-webster.com/video/0038-literally.htm Merriam-Webster] and [http://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/literally Oxford Learner's Dictionaries] state that this is a valid use of the word, many people object to this usage. It is noteworthy that these dictionaries try to catalog how words are used, not whether any one usage is more valid than another.  Many might say it is more consistent to say a word such as "practically" for this usage.
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The adverb "literally" implies that the action it describes actually happened, while its opposite, "figuratively", is used when the action it describes is being used as a figure of speech, and is not a representation of what actually happened. However, "literally" is often used colloquially to mean "really" or "very", and even though [http://www.merriam-webster.com/video/0038-literally.htm Merriam-Webster] says it is a perfectly fine (if not correct) use of the word, a lot of people object to this usage.
  
In this comic, [[Cueball]] mentions he was ''literally'' glued to his seat, at which point a crazy man off-panel loudly corrects him. The crazy man declares that he has been stalking Cueball for eighteen years since an incident in seventh grade, when the crazy man (as a kid) used literally in the colloquial sense, and young Cueball corrected him. He felt humiliated and began to follow Cueball everywhere, waiting for Cueball to make the same mistake, presumably to save face.
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In this comic, one of the two people (we'll call him [[Cueball]] for now) accidentally mentions he was ''literally'' glued to his seat (one could easily assume that they had just left a theater), at which point a crazy man off-panel loudly corrects him. The crazy man mentions that he has been stalking Cueball for eighteen years since an incident in seventh grade, where the crazy man (as a kid) incorrectly uses "literally" and young Cueball corrects him. He felt humiliated, overreacting to young Cueball's simple correction, and began to follow Cueball everywhere, vowing to be present when he makes the same mistake the crazy man had made in seventh grade.
  
When Cueball tells him that he is "literally the craziest person" he's ever met, the crazy man thinks that he is incorrectly using the word "literally" again; however, Cueball reassures him that he did not misuse it, meaning the crazy man actually is ''the'' craziest person he has ever met. This is reminiscent of the title text in [[1652: Conditionals]].
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When Cueball tells him that he is "literally the craziest person" he's ever met, the crazy man thinks that he incorrectly used the word "literally" again; however, Cueball reassures him that he did not misuse it, meaning that the crazy man actually is ''the'' craziest person he has ever met.
  
 
The title text points out that a chemistry experiment gone wrong is one of the few things that could cause someone to ''literally'' be glued to their seat, having previously been figuratively glued to their seat in fascination.
 
The title text points out that a chemistry experiment gone wrong is one of the few things that could cause someone to ''literally'' be glued to their seat, having previously been figuratively glued to their seat in fascination.
  
In this manner the title text could provide an alternative interpretation of Cueball's original sentence: "I was literally glued to my seat through the entire [chemistry experiment.]"
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The title text could thus also be understood as an explanation of how the sentence which was interrupted would have ended: ''I was literally glued to my seat through the entire chemistry experiment''.  
  
If this interpretation were correct, then the crazy person interrupted Cueball before he had a chance to finish his sentence, thereby never fulfilling his vow.
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In this case the crazy person did not even catch Cueball in making the error - and because he interrupted too soon and gave himself away he has lost the chance to do so ever.  
 
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Even though he stalks Cueball, he may not have been able to join his chemistry class to witness the glue accident - and may thus, as described above, wrongly believe that Cueball was talking about a theater experience.
On a side note, if they were in seventh grade when Cueball corrected the crazy man's mistake, then Cueball and the crazy man are 30-31 (12|13 + 18) years old, approximately the same conclusion as in [[1577: Advent]].
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Cueball and a Cueball-like friend are walking left together. The friend turns his head towards Cueball who speaks, but is interrupted by voice from behind them off-panel right.]
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:[Cueball and a friend walking together. Cueball turns to the friend.]
 
:Cueball: I was literally glued to my seat through the entire-
 
:Cueball: I was literally glued to my seat through the entire-
:Off-panel voice: ''Hah!''
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:Crazy man [off-panel]: ''HAH! You mean "figuratively"!''
:Off-panel voice: ''You mean "figuratively"!''
 
  
:[A crazy man walks into the next frame-less panel. He has messy hair and a messy beard. Cueball and his friend stop walking and turns toward him.]
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:[Crazy man walks into the panel. He has messy hair and a messy beard. The other people stop walking.]
 
:Cueball: Who are you?
 
:Cueball: Who are you?
:Crazy man: Eighteen years I've watched you!  
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:Crazy man: Eighteen years I've watched you! Waiting!
:Crazy man: Waiting!
 
  
:[A flashback panel. Four kids are standing around talking to each other. To the left is a girl with a ponytail and in front of her is a kid looking like Cueball - this is the Crazy man as a kid. He speaks to two kids in front of him, the one looking like Cueball, is actually Cueball as a kid, and then another kid with short black hair is standing with him. Above this panels frame, which is not as high as the other panels, there is text narrated by the crazy man. He also narrates a line at the bottom of the panel where the flashback panels frame is cut of at the bottom right.]
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:Crazy man: Ever since that day in seventh grade when you humiliated me.
:Crazy man (narrating): Ever since that day in seventh grade when you humiliated me.
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:[Short flashback panel. 4 kids are standing around talking to each other.]
:Crazy man as a kid: I told him and he literally ''exploded!''
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:Kid #2 [Crazy man]: I told him and he literally exploded!
:Cueball as a kid: Uh, unless he physically ''burst'', you mean "figuratively".
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:Cueball: Uh, unless he physically ''burst,'' you mean "figuratively".
:Kid with hair: Hah.
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:Hairy: Hah.
:Crazy man (narrating): Remember?
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:Crazy man [outside of flashback panel]: Remember?
  
:[Cueball and his friend has moved back away from the crazy man to get some more distance between him and themselves.]
 
 
:Crazy man: I knew one day you'd slip, and I vowed I'd be there to see you fall. ''How does it feel?''
 
:Crazy man: I knew one day you'd slip, and I vowed I'd be there to see you fall. ''How does it feel?''
 
:Cueball: You are literally the craziest person I've ever met.
 
:Cueball: You are literally the craziest person I've ever met.
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{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]
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[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]
<!-- Note that it is not Ponytail or Hairy as these are kids, and thus not the adult person represented by those characters! -->
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[[Category:Language]]
 
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