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| date = November 26, 2010 | | date = November 26, 2010 | ||
| title = Guest Week: Zach Weiner (SMBC) | | title = Guest Week: Zach Weiner (SMBC) | ||
+ | | before = ''Explainxkcd note: Don't try and click on this image to see the exhibits. Visit [http://www.xkcd.com/826/ the actual comic] instead'' | ||
| image = guest week zach weiner smbc.png | | image = guest week zach weiner smbc.png | ||
| titletext = Guest comic by Zach Weiner of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. When I was stressed out, Zach gave me a talk that was really encouraging and somehow involved nanobots. | | titletext = Guest comic by Zach Weiner of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. When I was stressed out, Zach gave me a talk that was really encouraging and somehow involved nanobots. | ||
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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
− | This comic is drawn by a guest webcomic artist, | + | {{incomplete|Review for grammar, The poorly remembered history section is highly opinionated, it is not likely that this section is a dig on Americans, but instead about forgetting history and explaining it to children, like the rest of the comic}} |
+ | This comic is drawn by a guest webcomic artist, Zack Weiner, following the theme of "Guest Week". Zach is the author of the webcomic [http://www.smbc-comics.com/ Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]. The [http://www.xkcd.com/826/ original comic] is interactive. It will show images of the exibits (see below) by clicking on them. | ||
− | The entire comic is a hypothetical "{{w|Smithsonian Museum}} of Dad-Trolling, an entire building dedicated to deceiving children for amusement." It is | + | The entire comic is a hypothetical "{{w|Smithsonian Museum}} of Dad-Trolling, an entire building dedicated to deceiving children for amusement." It is an common occurrence that curious children will ask simple questions about science to their parents, such as, "Daddy, why is the sky blue?" and a parent could respond, "Well Susie, the sky is blue to match your dress." |
− | + | ===Hall Of Misunderstood Science=== | |
− | The | + | Each exhibit is a display set up to reinforce the false, sarcastic, or exaggerated answers to typical questions that children may ask their parents about scientific topics. The answers given involve just enough information that the child may be satisfied with the answer and repeat it to others while maintaining the irony for adults that the answers are obviously misleading or false. |
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− | + | <gallery class=center widths=432px heights=285px> | |
− | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_27.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that basilisks exist, and that they live under your bed. The basilisk is a mythological reptilian monster that was described as having the ability to turn other living things to stone with its gaze. This story might be believed because children often imagine that a monster or a dangerous creature is hiding under the bed at night, and verifying that the basilisk is under the bed might turn the child to stone. | |
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− | <gallery widths=432px heights=285px> | ||
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_27.png|In this exhibit the | ||
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_26.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_26.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that "In my day" molecules did not exist, and everything was just atoms. Molecules are chains of atoms, and therefore more complex than atoms. This story might be believed because old men often tell unbelievable and questionably credible "In my day" stories about how different, or in this case less complicated, things when they where younger. This story may sound no less credible then these stories to a child. Also, like most "In my day" stories there is at least a grain of truth. The word atom has changed its meaning over time, at one time all discovered molecules where called {{w|atomism|atoms}}, as when they where modified there properties changed. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_25.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_25.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that magnets are only attracted to each other when they are teenagers. This is a inside joke that the child is not in on about how there is a loss of sexual desire in adults. This story might be believed because magnets are seen as mysterious and possibly magical by children. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_24.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_24.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that {{w|snow}} is composed of Jesus' {{w|dandruff}}. This story might be believed because some children take the expression that {{w|rain}} is "God's tears", and this would be a logical extension. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_20.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_20.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that the reason that there are only four componants of {{w|DNA}} is because there where only four letters back then. The letters associated with DNA are related to the {{w|nucleotides}} which make up DNA chains (they are guanine, adenine, thymine, and cytosine, and are referred to respectively by the letters G, A, T, and C). This story might be believed by children as DNA can be thought as an instruction set to build life. Instructions contain words, and therefore the letters G, A, T, and C can be thought of as the letters that the words in the instructions use. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_23.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_23.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that you are more vulnerable to the boogie man when you are sleeping. "The Boogie Man" is a common legend used to scare young kids; he typically hides in closets and underneath beds, and attacks sleeping children. This story might be believed by children as some believe in the boogie man |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_22.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_22.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that water increases its size to frighten {{w|predator|predators}}. Water is less dense as {{w|ice|a solid}} than it is when in its {{w|water|liquid state}}. This is an unusual property as most materials are more dense in solid form. This might be believed by a child because many animals appear to increase there size to frighten away other threatening animals. A {{w|rhinoceros}} although not traditionally a predator, would be a predator of water. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_21.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_21.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that {{w|antimatter|anti-matter}} is composed of half ant and half matter. The prefix anti means "the opposite of", but sounds similar to the word ant. This story might be believed by children because a hyphen is often used to combine two words together with different meanings to create a word with the meaning of both. Combining ants and matter would produce something composed of both ants and matter. |
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
===Regrettable Pranks: An Interactive Experience=== | ===Regrettable Pranks: An Interactive Experience=== | ||
− | This section holds falsehoods that a dad might use to frighten his children. Fear is often used to discourage children from disobeying | + | This section holds falsehoods that a dad might use to frighten his children. Fear is often used to discourage children from disobeying there parents. It is an interactive experience, so visitors can try something for themselves, then learn the frightening fact it indicates. |
<gallery class=center widths=432px heights=285px> | <gallery class=center widths=432px heights=285px> | ||
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_19.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_19.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that helium makes your voice higher because you are about to explode. Helium makes your voice high-pitched, because sound travels faster in helium than in oxygen, and it does not explode because it is a noble gas. This story might be used by parents to discourage children from inhaling helium. This story might regrettably convince a child that they are dying after they inhale helium. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_18.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_18.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that if your middle finger is longer than all the others, you are an alien half-breed. For almost all people the middle finger is longer than all the others. This story might be used by parents to tease there children. This story might regrettably convince a child that one of there parents is a alien, and therefore not to be trusted. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_16.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_16.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that one of the cups of jello had a rabbit brain instead of a cherry. Cherries are a common ingredient in Jello cups. One cup is missing and in the hands of the child, possibly eaten. This story might be used by parents to tease there children, or discourage them from eating more desert. This story might regrettably convince a child that they ate the brain of a small cute fluffy animal. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_17.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_17.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that monsters will eat you if you do not make your bed. In some stories monsters specifically prey on children. This story might be used by parents to encourage children to make their beds. This story might regrettably convince a child that there are monsters under there beds and frighten them so they can not sleep. |
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
===Concessions=== | ===Concessions=== | ||
− | This area holds concession stands, which sell food. There are misleading names on each stand. The pop-outs in this section are based on jokes parents tell | + | This area holds concession stands, which sell food. There are misleading names on each stand. The pop-outs in this section are based on jokes parents tell there children to frighten them about food. |
<gallery class=center widths=432px heights=285px> | <gallery class=center widths=432px heights=285px> | ||
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_15.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_15.png|In this exhibit the marque announces the name of the concession stand as KFP. THe parent claims that the "P" stands for phoenix, and the operator adds "also ponies". KFP is a a parody of Kentucky Fried Chicken ({{w|KFC}}), a popular fast food chain which specializes in fried chicken. A phoenix is a mythical bird that throws it self into a fire and later rises from the ashes. This story might be believed by children because phoenixes are birds a fried one may look similar to a chicken. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_14.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_14.png|In this exhibit the marque announces that the concession stand sells {{w|ground beef}} and further enplanes that ground beef is beef that is found on the ground. The word ground sometimes refers to the floor other times is past tense of the word grind. This story might be believed by children because the words are spelled and pronounced the same. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_13.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_13.png|In this exhibit the marque announces that the concession stand sells {{w|ice cream}} and claims that ice cream is really spelled eyes cream, and always composed of eyeballs. This story might be believed by children because the words "eyes cream" sounds similar to "ice cream". |
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
===Conservatory of Poorly Remembered History=== | ===Conservatory of Poorly Remembered History=== | ||
− | + | This section perhaps refers to how poorly understood world history is in America. It is interesting to note that African and Australian history is completely omitted, while European and Asian history are at least referenced. | |
<gallery class=center widths=432px heights=285px> | <gallery class=center widths=432px heights=285px> | ||
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− | File: | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_11.png|{{w|Genghis Khan|Genghis Khan}} - Genghis, born Temüjin, was a Mongolian conqueror and founder of {{w|Mongol Empire|the then-largest continuous land empire in history}}. While Americans can easily remember Khan as a badass figure, the Asian cultures as a whole tend to get slapped with stereotypical "mystical Oriental" elements, such as Chinese-style dragons. |
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+ | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_12.png|{{w|Crimean War|Crimean War}} - an European Conflict. The joke is that American education, stereotypically, tends not to focus on wars that did not involve the United States; the Crimean war in particular would be glossed over in favor of the {{w|California Gold Rush}}, the {{w|Oregon Trail}}, and the rising political tension that would lead to the {{w|American Civil War}}. So the Crimean war is incorrectly remembered as a war on crime, (probably guessed from the name "Crime"an war.) | ||
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_10.png| | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_10.png|{{w|The Renaissance|The Renaissance}} - a cultural movement in Europe that took place after the Dark ages. Here, the Renaissance is incorrectly remembered as a time when wizards were in control. The Renaissance was a birth of may different art styles and paintings, so the author may have mistaken the paintings as conjured up by wizards. This could also be a reference to Harry Potter, or how people blamed "witches and wizards" in the Dark Ages. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_3.png| | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_3.png|{{w|Star Wars}} - fiction is often treated as fact by children, or referred to as such by adults to children, either accidentally or purposefully. The father of the child is probably a Star Wars fan, to trick his child into thinking that the Star Wars events really existed |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_9.png| | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_9.png|{{w|France}} - this further parodies the ignorance of countries outside of the Americas, since most people know that France exists. |
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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<gallery class=center widths=432px heights=285px> | <gallery class=center widths=432px heights=285px> | ||
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_8.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_8.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that naked wrestling is perfectly normal, but kids should never engage in it. "Naked wrestling" is a common euphemism for sex. A parent may give this explanation if a child walks in on there parents having sex and they feal that the children are too young to understand |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_7.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_7.png|In this exhibit the marque claims your parents drink alcohol to prevent you from drinking it as alcohol is a toxin. Alcohol is a poison. A parent may give this explanation to a child who asks there parents why they drink any alcohol if it is bad for you, and did not want to explain the pleasurable experience of alcohol because it might encourage children to drink. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_5.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_5.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that mommies have big tummies because storks like chubby girls. Some parents tell there children that storks deliver babies so that they do not have to discuss the topic of sex. A parent may give this explanation to a child who asks why, if a stork delivers babies, there mommies is changing while she is pregnant. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_6.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_6.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that grandma did not die, but is going back to Saturn. Some parents tell there children that there loved ones have gone away, instead of telling them the truth that they are dead. Going to Saturn for revenge is added for comic value. A parent may give this explanation to who asks where there loved one is. |
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
===Miscellaneous=== | ===Miscellaneous=== | ||
<gallery class=center widths=432px heights=285px> | <gallery class=center widths=432px heights=285px> | ||
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_4.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_4.png|In this exhibit the marque claims that {{w|dinosaur|dinosaurs}} are made of bones only. The fossil record includes the imprints of the other tissues of dinosaurs including skin, nails, teeth, and feathers. This story might be believed because children the majority of all displays of dinosaurs in museums only include bones. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_2.png|The | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_2.png|The Bathrooms have 3 doors. Clicking reveals that there is one for each gender of humans, and one for "Korgmen & Spangs". This may be a reference to the Marvel alien species {{w|Korg_(comics)|the Korg}}. |
− | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_1.png|In this exhibit the | + | File:guest_comic_week_zach_weiner_smbc_1.png|In this exhibit the marque (which the children can not see) explains that the {{w|autostereogram|Magic eye}} poster that the children are staring at contains no hidden images. These pictures contain hidden 3D images. To see these images you have to look in front of or behind the image. This takes time and many people find it difficult or impossible to do. |
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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