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[[Cueball]] happens upon a lamp. He rubs said lamp hoping that it is a magic lamp that contains a genie that will grant him 3 wishes. (see: {{w|Aladdin}} - the Disney movie or the fairy tale) The genie only appears after rubbing the lamp. But, after rubbing it, the lamp appears to {{w|ejaculate}}. The lamp then droops down as if flaccid.
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[[Cueball]] happens upon a lamp. He rubs said lamp hoping that it is a magic lamp containing a wish-granting genie, such as the one from the {{w|Aladdin}} the fairy tale. The genie only appears after rubbing the lamp. But after Cueball rubs ''this'' lamp, it appears to {{w|ejaculate}}. Obviously this was not one of Cueball's wishes, as mentioned in the title text; it was the lamp's wish, baiting people to pick it up and give it sexual stimulation.
 
 
Cueball: That was definitely not in my top three wishes.
 
 
 
Lamp: Who said anything about YOUR wishes?
 
 
 
It was clearly the lamp's hope that someone would happen upon it and think that it was a magic lamp that contained a genie that would grant wishes. Instead the rubbing induces pleasure and causes the lamp to ejaculate, which was its goal all along.  In this instance rubbing the lamp could also be a reference to the slang term "rubbing one out" when referring to masturbation.
 
  
 
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Revision as of 02:23, 22 March 2014

Lamp
'That was definitely not in my top three wishes.' 'Who said anything about YOUR wishes?'
Title text: 'That was definitely not in my top three wishes.' 'Who said anything about YOUR wishes?'

Explanation

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Cueball happens upon a lamp. He rubs said lamp hoping that it is a magic lamp containing a wish-granting genie, such as the one from the Aladdin the fairy tale. The genie only appears after rubbing the lamp. But after Cueball rubs this lamp, it appears to ejaculate. Obviously this was not one of Cueball's wishes, as mentioned in the title text; it was the lamp's wish, baiting people to pick it up and give it sexual stimulation.

Transcript

[Cueball stumbles on a lamp, lying on the ground.]
[Cueball picks it up.]
Rub rub
[The lamp sprays fluids.]
Splort
[Cueball holds the lamp at arm's length, a puddle of fluid on the ground.]


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Discussion

In the final frame, the orientation of the lamp suggests it has become flaccid. -- ‎74.213.186.41 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

he has a grossed out expression

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I used Google News BEFORE it was clickbait (talk) 23:38, 23 January 2015 (UTC)